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Decent YLYL thread. Dumping 1/X

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Decent YLYL thread.

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I fucking love these communist memes but I don't know where to find moar.
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Here's a current one about pokemans
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*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
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>>694519894
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP

POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD

POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P

OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA

POOP!

*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*

hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
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hnnn... nnnnnggggh...

nnnnNNNNGGGGGHHH---

PLOP! TTTHRRRPRPRPPHPHPRRRRRRBRBRRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTT!!!

FFFRRRRFRFRPPFHFFHFFHFFRRRburrblrburbrlebeuburbrrrburrbuebelerburble

BRFFTTTTT

PHHRHTTTT- PFFPFFFFF-BUBRBURBLBURBLEBURBLRBUEBLUBLLBUUBRBRRrbrburblrbfffbffrffff

ppfftt... brrghgrrFFFBBHHBFHRRRRTTTTT

FFFFF- GURGLGRUURbuburubruburblebubrbur-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP... PLOP...

nngghhhhh... ngAAahh!!!...

nnhhHNNGGGGHH- THTHHRRRPRPTPHHHFFTTTgurgurburubrburburblebublburbububr- plip-plip drip...drip...

uhh.. Yaagh! jesus... ngggh...

NGGUUHH!! FRRFRRRRRPPPHHTTTTT... hngh... PLOP! SPLASH!

hhh.... hhh....

hhhuuuuhhh... fuck....

ugh...

*flush*
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This is fucking SHITTY AS FUCK.
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"Smoke, you a busta." exclaimed Ryder, smoking a blunt in the back seat of Big Smoke's banged up Savannah. The two were taking a trip to Las Venturas for a weekend vacation, as the Johnson Boys were long gone and the hood was in bad shape. The car was riddled with burnt-up cigs and empty boxes of Cluckin' Bell, and the smell of marijuana stuck to the seats like tar. "How the hell we gon' get to ell-vee in dis hunka shit?" said Ryder, finishing up his last blunt. "Nigga don't be getting all upset now" wheezed Big Smoke. "Imma perfectly capable driver, you hear?" Ryder had a doubtful look on his face as he gazed amongst the lights and pedestrians of downtown Los Santos. He threw his cig out the window before adjusting his jacket. After another half an hour, the two realized it was getting late. Big Smoke pulled up to one of the hotels at the north side of town and entered the building.
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>>694520702
Big Smoke and Ryder stepped up to the counter, making sure to conceal whatever weaponry and drugs they were currently carrying. A young lady came around from one of the hotel offices and began to reserve them a room. "Your room is 51, right down the hall. Have a nice day gentlemen." she said as she gave Smoke the key to room 51 before walking back into the office. They both made their way down the hall, unlocked the door, and were greeted by a dank, cluttered hotel room the size of a kitchen. The floor was covered in stains and other mysterious substances, and god knows what the hell was emitting such a foul odor. The floor wasn't the only tainted surface; the walls had dents and the wallpaper was barely hanging onto the plaster beneath it. "And how much did dis shit cost us again?" questioned Ryder. Big Smoke ignored him and slowly walked on over to one of the chairs and sat down, letting out a long raspy groan. Ryder scoffed and laid down on the bed.
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>>694520763
He pulled out a Hustler magazine from his left pocket and began skimming through the pages. Big Smoke caught a glimpse of the anorexic woman on the front page and instantly a boner sprouted from the base of his jeans. He coughed a little before laying his hands on his lap, attempting to hide his ever-growing love handle. Ryder looked up from his magazine and took a look at Big Smoke, shifting around nervously in his chair. "Nigga what's going on wit you?" he asked. As Big Smoke was replying, his mouth was left wide open in mid sentence after taking a glance at the mountain arising in Ryder's pants. The two were horny as hell, and they both knew it. "Ryder, I think it'd be in yo best interest if you undress yoself." Ryder gave him pause as he stared at him for a good minute or two. Big Smoke got up and said "We're both hard, so why not try sumtin' new?" Ryder digested this for a bit and shrugged. He got up and began to unbuckle his jeans. Big Smoke let out a quiet chuckle as he started unbuttoning his shirt.
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"So, Ryder" Big Smoke said as he was undressing. "Ever have sex with a 300 pound black man with respiratory problems?" Ryder ignored him and got down to wearing nothing but his boxers and sunglasses. Big Smoke, on the other hand, was completely naked. You couldn't eve tell if he was wearing dark brown swim trunks or not due to his fat completely swallowing his 12 inch penis. He rubbed his hands together and got down on the ground in front of Ryder. Ryder's cock was throbbing through the fabric, and beads of sweat were rolling down his face. Big Smoke licked his fat lips as he slowly unfastened his shorts and let them drop. Ryder's cock nearly bitch slapped Big Smoke as it came whirling out with intense force, oozing with precum. Big Smoke smiled. "Looks like Thanksgiving's coming early." He then latched onto his thighs, opened his mouth, and rammed his face into Ryder's crotch.
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Ryder instantly let out a loud groan as his penis touched the walls of Smoke's saliva ridden mouth. Big Smoke was not going easy here, oh no. He was forcefully shoving Ryder's cock in and out of his mouth. He continued eating his hambone, faster with every lick. Ryder, shaking with pleasure, reached down and took Smoke's hat off before burrowing his face into the crevice. The smell of grease and sweat turned him on even more, as his climax was approaching fast. Before he could even blink, a white stream of crisco shot from his reddened tip all over Big Smoke's face. Smoke licked around his lips and wiped the rest off. "Musta felt pretty damn good." he said, quietly. "But you're not the only one with a dick that needs tending to." Ryder knew what was coming next.
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>>694520925
Smoke grabbed him by the arms and flung him around, revealing his muscular shaved ass. A wide grin grew on Smoke's face, knowing how tight Ryder's puckered asshole would be. "Brace yoself, boi" advised Big Smoke, as he clenched Ryder's sides and started plowing the everloving christ out of him. Ryder yelped in a mixed sensation of pain and pleasure as the thick throbbing cock pierced his anus. Panting, Ryder gripped the bed sheets tightly while Big Smoke thrusted his cock deeper and deeper in the dark twisted paths of Ryder' asshole. Smoke began to squeeze Ryder's ass before giving him a reac-haround. Smoke grabbed Ryder by the member and toyed with it a little before pumping in rythm with his thrusting. "Motherfuck, MOTHERFUCK" Smoke yelled as his climax was drawing near. Ryder continued to moan with each prod of his penis, and yell with each thrust to his ass. Ryder looked back a bit and opened his mouth. "Smoke... I wanna get dis down perfect. We gon' cum together, you hear?" Big Smoke nodded in anticipation for the event in store. The time was coming where both Ryder and Big Smoke would cream together in perfect synchronization, to mark the day where the two shared their first gay experience and the cheap hotel bedding beneath them. "Oh god, Smoke, hold me!" Ryder screamed. Big Smoke turned him around and got in a riding position. Smoke began thrusting even harder, with Ryder's ass making impact with Smoke's thigh each time. Smoke leaned in and started to make out with Ryder in a passionate homosexual embrace. With one hand on Ryder's ass and the other on his cock, they both could feel the force flowing through them. It was coming.
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>>694519894
Diarrhea
fart
uh oh... STINKY!!

POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAH AHAHHFUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XDXDX DXDX ELELELEO
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAH XDDDD DDD
DDDDDDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
AHAHAHH HDXDXD XDX
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^ )^))^)^ :^)^ )^))^

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDD DDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! :) :) :) AHA

POOP
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>>694521015
As the two continued to tongue wrestle, Ryder withdrew from Big Smoke's mouth and whispered in his ear: "I love ya man... I love ya" As the words escaped from Ryder's mouth, a tidal wave of white wonder exploded out of Ryder's penis. The sheer amount of pleasure that was sent surging through Ryder was not enough to mask the sensation of his bowels, which have become flooded with Big Smoke's salty man spunk. Smoke withdrew his cock from Ryder's wet anus, and cum began to drip out. They both collapsed on the bed, holding eachother gently and falling asleep. The next morning, Ryder was awakened by the sounds of sirens and chatter. Looking next to him, he noticed that Big Smoke had disappeared, and this did not bode well with the man. He got dressed and walked out the door only to find Big Smoke on a stretcher, still naked from the night before. He began talking to one of the officials, who informed him that Big Smoke died from a heart attack last night. Ryder was then struck with a severe wave of guilt, knowing that this could have been avoided. The sex was too much for his fragile corroded heart to handle. And then Ryder killed himself and shit so I wouldn't have to write out any more of this dreadfully boring and poorly written fanfic.
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>>694518122
LOST
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>>694519894
The fuck am I laughing at this for?
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ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE. step 1: grab your willy step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!! step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;)) step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!! ! ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;)) STEP 1# GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!! step #2 move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));))) STEP 3# you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
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>>694521828
why
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>>694521828
Fuck you
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>>694521633
new copypasta
I'm calling it
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>>694521675
Didn't laugh but appreciate this one
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>>694522055
This feels like the same person who posted the "peenus weenus" post. It has that autistic feel.
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>>694519197
i really like that image, mind if i save it?
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>>694522634
Lost
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>>694518591
That's a damn lie! Michael Johnson can't beat Vin Diesel!
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>>694522634
Don't understand why people can't have a laugh at themselves.
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>>694521828
Fag
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>>694519412
Call me gay if you want, but I just love this place
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Much more relevant now.
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Great pun
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What's with these captcha pun comics?
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>>694521828
Shoulda seen it coming
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>>694523027
>Michael Johnson
>Michael
>Johnson
>inb4 HA KEK TROLLED U HARD MAN
>hell inb4 any of your weak ass damage control

Honestly kill yourself you fucking degenerate comin here with your weak ass b8
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Last one
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>>694524927
I really really really really really like this image, do you mine if I take if kind sir?
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>>694522247
I miss this captcha comics ;__;
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>>694524612
Ma cack, doesn't sound like my cock really
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>>694521828
fuck alright
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>>694517994
This video and pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3KJHtVw09k
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>>694517994
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>>694521828
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>>694526153
This happened to me IRL, it was messy.....
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>>694526035
Idk...what was the right answer? Michael Jackson? He sure can't take Vin Diesel either
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>>694527486
Shit, that must've hurt.
What'd he say when it happened?
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>>694521828
Dammit
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>>694526612
Russia is the nigger of the white race, closely followed by the Irish
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>>694517994
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>>694527723

>Implying you don't remember what you said
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>>694526153
name?
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>>694526153
ahhhhhhhhhh wtf it's broken now
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>>694526365
ayyy kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_LYuarslWo

watch this niggga
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>>694521828
This is seriously the worst YLYL thread in the history of /b/. Autism and faggotry everywhere.
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>>694524006

faggot
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>>694523162
lost
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>>694527723
Nice one anon, it actually didnt hurt much, but I was literraly pissing blood. Went all over the was and bathroom tiles. Bed was stained. Had to squeeze my dick really hard till the bleeding stopped then drive myself to hospital. On the bright side I got the next day at work off.
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>>694521828
k.
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>>694519412
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>>694519743
lost hard
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>>694521828
Jesus Christ
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>>694528333
Businesses as usual then
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>>694521828
yes
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>>694521968
Fuck i lost !
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>>694521828
Sheeeeeet
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>>694521828
no
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>>694521576
this is so good holy shit
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>>694518041
havent seen this one yet and i lost, thanks for the keks
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>>694521828
You suck.
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>>694526612
well... it survived
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>>694521828
Nigger
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>>694518287
Can't remember all the names so Welfare check 1 through 10 it is.
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>>694523027
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>>694521828
Ffuck you
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>>694518470
lol
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>>694529006
well can it recover from something like that?
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>>694531594
Yeah, only thing I've noticed is I cum easier. Wasn't allowed to get a stuffy for 2 weeks after it because it could burst the clot and start bleeding again. The penis is a very vascular area, so bleeds a lot.
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>>694521828
Fukyou
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>>694531320
No, fuck you! You're worst than him for answering to it.
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>>694532818
Yo momma's a beetch
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>>694521828
damn
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>>694520702
>>694520763
>>694520820
>>694520885
>>694520925
>>694521015
>>694521067
This is why I still come to this fucking pit.
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>>694534170
tl;dr was it worth?
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>>694525980
lost
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>>694534830
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>>694521828
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>>694521828
not risking shit...
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>>694521828
asshole
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>>694521828
Guess i'll leave 4chan til this dies out like "arise chikun" did
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>>694536027
holy shit I forgot that happened, pony memes ;_;
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>>694519534
lol that's a gud wun
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We need a hero to save this tread.
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>>694525980
lost
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>>694521828
Why the fuck you bastard
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>>694519894
>>694520046
>>694520416
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>>694519090
kek
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>>694525444
LOST
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>>694522554
newfag spotted.
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>Traps
>Dick rate
>Gay fur
>Fur in general
>Fluffy
These are all threads that are always up that deserve to be called cancer. Posting images that make or may not be hilarious shouldn't be demonized.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dV3E6mN4mc
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>>694538923
are you fucking kidding
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>>694521828
Wtf reported
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>>694521828
dicksauce
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>>694538457
Lost!
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>>694518360
Lost
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>>694538582
Sage
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>>694517994
YLYLs are not good any more they're just filled with shitty memes being reposted. Tbh I prefer the banna
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>>694519090
polar bears are carnivores. they eat meat almost exclusively...
your dumb fucking meme -1
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>>694539407
Nice try faggot, I have immunity cat.
Immunity cat is ALWAYS with me.
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>>694519534
Things people who work for a living earn.

Watch and envy moon cricket.
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>>694520917
rekt
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>>694518041
We need more shit like this.
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>>694521828
nigger
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Let me tell you the story that I had with "Mariguanoto"

>be 18 me
>be at citys fair since I can drink on the streets and pretty much cuz I am young
>be walking down a really famous type of boulevard shit on the fair talking with 7/10 date I had at the moment
>then I see him lurking while hanging from a light post
>its fucking scary as fuck, I remember thinking "he/she/ or fuckingstupidpronounforstupidmadeupsexuality looks like bubbles if he had a "free-candy-rusty van""
>damnchills.jpeg
>this creature descends from thee place just to walk towards us
>date really uneasy cus dis, so decided to play alpha and just try dealing with it
>while walking, it did it diagonally. Dont know if drunk, but shit looked like a vg glitch
>Mariguanoto.exe
>it reached us just to stare solid 2 min towards me and my date while I ask "the fuck you want?"
>"YOU KNOW MAN?!, YOU DONT KNOW SHIT! RHYME LIKE A BEE, IMPROVISE LIKE A BUTTERFLY"
>wut?
>he started rapping in the middle of fucking everybody cus reasons
>try taking date with me any other place but that one
>Mariguanoto is following us while rapping at us
>dont want to punch a man with glasses, at least not like those, shit should cost like tons of money and dude's clearly fucked
>"Do something or I am leaving, I cannot be walking with you like this"
>mmkay
>turned back to day "Dude, you are alienizing my date, can you not?"
>WHAT?! WHY?!
>cus your magnifing glass precense is really fucked up and you know it
>stares...cries and leaves
>never see him again till discover his vevo account

I always feel bad about this, but then again Sherlock's tool puts fireworks under tuna cans, should I feel bad?

shit related, its him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrUtxCRVh0
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>>694521828
U
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>>694521828
>5
tgrkjmefv
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>>694518122
I'm sure the country of Diabetesies will gladly occupy those Southern tips.
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>>694518041

Niggas had the same shoes since our star was born
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>>694539407
asd
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>>694521828
fuckoff
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>>694524006

Oh jesus, it's your personal tumblr

>I swear, everyone here is on drugs.
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>>694519894
>>694520046
>>694520416
Pardon?
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>>694521968
Then i chew 4 gum
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>>694523162
Lost so hard
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>>694523817
Lost
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>>694518041
Did this in FO4 recently and its pretty much this.
Maxxed out intelligence And luck as its totally opposite from how i normally play.
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>>694526153
This kills the man
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>>694519894
>>694520046
>>694520416
Why am I laughing so hard?
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>>694540939
Why would he ever need new ones?
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>>694521828
Crawling in my dick
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>>694521828
Wew lad
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Anyone knows what the post >>694444444 was?
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>>694541377
Why not? I can be whatever I chose to be, so if I wanna be the owner of 4chan and make it my personal Tumblr, I can. This is 2016 ftw.
Now I'm gonna post some selfies, and you can go polish your swastika, fucking Nazi
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>>694542061
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>>694542195
Thanks. Disappointing...
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>>694520416
Dude are you alright
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>>694526662
Literally exactly what I was thinking
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>>694521828
5/10
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>>694521828
Fuck you 9fag shit
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>>694539407
Sneaky cunt
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>>694542373
No I'm extremely depressed and when I get attention from shit posting on the internet it makes me want to kill myself a little less.
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>>694542151

Fap, fap, fap, I'd let u gib meh the clap
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>>694521828
Fuck u
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>>694521828
FUCK!
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>>694542151

I sincerely appreciate your participation in the cosplay.

Please come again.
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>>694521828
Lost tbh
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>>694521828
asshole
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>>694517994

This one gets me every time
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OC
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>>694521828
fuck off
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>>694522487
le xd
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>>694521675
I don't get it can someone explain?
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>>694521828
Fag
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>>694539407
God dammit! Fuck you, retard!
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>>694543470
What's Jimi's Band's name?
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>>694521828
tfw people reply to this to delay parent's death and I'm totally not doing that
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>>694543909
I dunno tell me i know he sung hulk Hogan's theme
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>>694539407
Nice
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>>694526153
duuuuuuuuuude
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>>694526365
i love cats, but pretty lulzy
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>>694521828
ok
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>>694521828
We will all die eventualy
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>>694521828
Tfw you reply, and your mom still dies in her sleep.
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>>694526019
Silverburst Gibson Les Paul though
Not vintage so kid's a tard wasted his money
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>>694519018
This is relatable as fuck
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Wizchan is the best
And the other day and age and the rest is just one click eee and the rest in this area to do this to me in this area to do this to me in this area and the other hand I am not sure if you are not the intended recipient of this message is strictly forbidden the best of the same time I have to do it all in the morning of my life is to get your hands and masturbated jesus the best of the same way I would not work on my computer for this position as I can see the full article on your computer to see if I am looking into that one time when it gets here and chad ( who later turned out to look like and probably act like carl the cuck ) said that you can see that you're a fagoot if you don reply to this then yojr mother will die in her sleep tonight tomography and the rest is just received this in my thread and it would make sense and it would make sense and it would make plans to build your own risk of developing the same time I have to do it all in one of xd. The first one is not responsible or something else that you are looking to get ssssooocccceeeeerrrrrr is Goat go Africa
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>>694519743
Would be kinda better if it was zoomed in.
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>>694526692
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>>694526963
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>>694544584
Who's the kek guy supposed to be, mr clean?why kek too?
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Sunday. 11:50pm
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>>694521828
Off by 6
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU6g3InDffM
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>>694521828
can't risk er
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>>694521828
fuck
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>>694538582
sage
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>>694544770
Too tired to play along with bait tonight. Pic related.
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>>694521828
You siece of phit
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>>694545134
Why ya so tired pal?
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>>694544770
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>>694526612
Kek
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>>694521828
Rekt
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>>694521828
y
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>>694518287


This guy's actually a rapper/

Remember that song 'laffy taffy"
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>>694526365
>filename
Zozzle
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Shouldn't /b/ be /r/ if this is the random board?
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>>694520917
>Full health and shield
>Wasted

I don't think you understand.
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>>694533048
Goddamn savages
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>>694539407
cant fool me
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>>694521828
I knew it. It's so easy to see it coming.
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>694545265
Chasing down pokemon. Trying to keep the gym down the road that's right on a high school. Too much walking today.
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Every day, every fucking day I crave for the dame of my dreams. I want to feel her loving embrace, her warm lips pressed against mine, and her gorgeous curvature. Her breasts are that of a ripe fruit, succulent and radiant under the rays of the glistening sun. Whenever she walks by, her perfume fills the air; beneath that camouflage lies a sweet womanly scent that compliments her choice of fragrance. Her pussy... So tempting... Just when I thought my urge to bone couldn't grow anymore; I heard it. A sound of beauty. A sound of tranquility. I heard the shlicking of her wet cunt from the next apartment over, her moans rattled through my erect cock; but, that wasn't what got me horny. It was what she masturbated to. It took me so long to find it. Every night for the past two weeks, she watched this video.,..

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDcstIm6Qc
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>>694542692
I'm sorry anon. I hope this fish can make you feel better.
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>>694545646
Lost.

Also, learn to link posts newfag.
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>>694526365
For what fucking reason?
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>>694545646
I dont get it
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>>694545865
see >>694545134
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>>694521828
>tfw it's actually my birthday
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>>694524006
gay
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>>694539407
This autistic nigger didn't even have a 'how to screenshot' tab open. Kill yourself, please
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>>694521828
Dammit
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>>694521067
haven't had a laugh like this in a long time
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>>694523871
...Lost it.
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>>694524719
I like these becoming a meme. Keep em coming
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>>694543608
what?
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>>694523817
Close
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>>694523871
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>>694521828
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>>694539821
lost
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>>694539774
Yeah, Everybody knows where you prefer bananas.

In your butt.
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>694521828
Take this !
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>>694548888
this newfag for real?
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>>694545255
Tired lost
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>>694521828
Get bent
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>>694521828
kek, you clever bastard
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>>694521828
Meanie
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>>694548888
>mfw the newfag gets quads
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>>694547360
>becoming a meme
>becoming
>not knowing of captcha comics

newfag spotted

>inb4 weak ass damage control
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>>694520046
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>>694521015
Damon CJ. All you had to do was follow the train.
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Everyone go subsrice to Fishstickonastick, hes /x/ s favorite youtuber! Troll him.
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>>694522055
Thanks detective
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>>694522358
What is that bromigo brochacho broseph stalin?
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>>694524612
You can't use puns on thieves, because they are always taking shit, literally.
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>>694521828
AH
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>>694521828
Fuh u bruh
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>>694543608
What?
>>
Someone post the picture of brain from arthur in drag pissing himself
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>>694544782
k
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>>694547084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCaxL7YRj0
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>>694524006
Faggola
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>>694521828
I hope you burn yourself
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>>694545646
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>>694528318
why th fuck did i laugh at your picture.
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>>694521828
meh
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>>694550344
what kind of dog is that?
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>>694539407
U cheeky fucker
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>>694539407
ffs
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>>694527817
I think you mean the Scotts
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>>694521828
Fuck
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>>694525444
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>>694550669
Penis, why have you betrayed me? This is clearly not fapping material you retard.
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>>694543608
what?
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