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Rate and faces of /b/ thread
>>694516376
Youre too baby faced for that beard. You look like a little boy trying on his daddys work shirt.
>>694516581
Give him 3 years of hard drinking, it'll make a man out of him.
>>694516376
>>694516581
Seriously this, you would look better if you kept the beard short cause you look too "try-hard" right now
>>694516967
Couch surfing/weed stealer/food eating roommate
>>694517482
blurry
>>694517324
White knight / sjw
Please lose glasses and don't hold can't like a faggot
>>694517217
ouch
>>694517324
You look like that guy who had the whole deal with the medicine bullshit and who also bought that wu-tang music
>>694517482
Stereotypical jock/10
Well other 404'd so I have arrived here to r8 m8s
>>694516376
Like the hair but the beard dosent match
6/10
>>694518016
>Stereotypical jock/10
t-t-thank you?
Good evening once again to everyone
>>694518457
7.5/10 pls no trap
>>694517482
Looks like a man who regrets his path of life
Sad/10 :(
R8 or h8 guys
>>694518517
>frijoles negros
>>694516376
Al Queada
>>694518457
Honestly a 7
It's the lips that I don't like too much. I think
>>694518783
you look like a scrawny version of misha mansoor
>>694518971
Kek. Your a idiot
>>694518457
There's no way this is a girl who browses /b/, has to be a trap on a good day
>>694518517
Your house probably smells weird
>>694518779
You look like you smell weird
>>694518783
Put your shirt back on you fucking serial killer looking ass
>>694519276
>ring
Pretty fucking gay bro
>>694519276
Sup Bill Hicks.
>>694518783
Guys plz rate me
>>694520444
Nice guy. Would be friends with. I need a friend so. So. So. Badly.
>>694517933
>don't hold can't like a faggot
lmao my ass off
>>694520773
Hey dude that's me in the pic, I wouldn't mind a few extra friends either
>>694520941
Would you let me rub your socked feet? Just as friends.
>>694521210
It's not gay if your balls do not touch I guess.
>>694521210
Save that question for much much later in your future friendships. Would advise to never ask at all actually.
>>694521405
Omg. And what if i smelled them a bit?
>>694521455
Why? Genuine question.
Rate me /b/
>>694521636
Very nice eyes dude, no homo.
>>694521628
Likely to be considered strange.
>>694521660
would marry
>>694521963
Thanks Anon <3 So nice
>>694521660
Chompers/10
I look gross because of work but oh well
>>694522265
What dat mean? Kek
>>694522274
Kek'd.
Texas, Alabama, or Tennessee?
>>694521660
I would pretend to like you and date you until I had sex with you, Then ill pretend I don't know you 10/10
>>694522274
4 or 5/10
Not bad anon
>>694522447
mixed them up whatev
>>694522397
Lol you have got nice teeth. I was attempting to fuck with you.
Cute. 9/10.
>>694522507
Fucking kek
>>694522546
Oh thank you anon haha
I'm on the right
>>694522946
6 or 7
>>694522946
did you two fuck?
>>694519276
>>694518783
>>694516561
BAHAhAHahAHahHAHahHA
>>694522421
Texas
>>694522516
Here is a pic of me with longer hair
>>694523381
Much better. 6/10
>>694521660
Tin/Tin would fornicate with
>>694523484
Thanks anon <3
>>694523185
No, but we were army together so close enough
>>694523381
I had a feeling you were Texan. Not bad man. 8.5/10.
>>694523475
Now one from when I was in high school in 2014.
I've lost about 30lbs since then.
>>694523711
NE Texas is shitty. It's like a melting pot of the trashiest white people and the niggest nigs.
>>694522072
anytime fam
>>694523750
5/10. Your hair looks better short but no buzz. Could be a 7 if you shaved your beard
>>694522274
Please shave/10
>>694524070
Agree lol
>>694516376
Fuck the beard haters, keep rockin' it man.
>>694524060
>>694524070
Like this?
>>694523921
Oh trust me, I got a solid scoop on Texas. I wouldn't move there unless I planned on joining Stormfront.
>>694522946
israeli/10
>>694523157
me with long hair if that's better
>>694524271
Better but clean shaven better.
Me after not shaving and having greasy ass forehead
Here's me in the morning looking somewhat grumpy ;D
>>694524311
I'm actually in the southeast US
What has /b/ come to? First these faces of /b/ gay, because newfags who didn't understand the word 'anonymous' came in and posted them. Then when this whole site went to sjw shit, it was a hilarious way to piss off all the 'oldfags' who though it was still a l33t h4x0r board. Now... now, nobody even bats an eye. You are all seriously participating in a faces of /b/ thread. I'm going to le reddit. At least they got /r/gonewild and I can see fresh tits on a regular basis.
>>694524409
If you shave and got contacts, youd look metal as fuck.
>>694524702
Miss ya alrdy BB
>>694524409
Paul Dano's hippie brother/10
>>694524433
Would knock down a few beers with/10
>>694524409
Get rid of the goatee and grow scruff. Get contacts. Do that and you can be a strong 7 if you wash your hair enough.
>>694524433
manlyman/10 beard looks great man.
>>694524702
Before you go, can you send us a pic of your asshole?
>>694519744
Matt?
>>694524533
post dick plz
>>694524990
I'd love to ditch the glasses. I've tried contacts and they just don't work with me. I'll be getting that laser surgery some day.
>>694524409
I have a feeling you would look good with an undercut breh. Overall 7/10.
>>694525399
7/10
You bleaching your skin?
rate pls
>>694525794
7ish, age?
>>694525794
grow a slightly longer undercut and you'd be a 9/10
>>694517482
Vanilla Ice called...
>>694525764
7/10? me??
por favor....
no sabes lo que dices madre mia
>>694525974
tidy up your hair and you'd be a solid 7-8/10
>>694524271
Yeah, I think that looks a lot better. The neckbeard, though it wasn't a super nasty one, is not a good thing.
>>694526237
fuxk you, i am a 9
>>694526313
I know. I just got that shaved off, actually.
Just trying to see how much I can grow it out. It's about 3 months now. I want viking status.
>>694525933
how long fam? got a bit of an undercut going on now, but I dont think it looks too good
>>694526637
>>694516561
3/10
>>694526461
i agree
>>694526713
like not even half an inch longer on top. You have a square shaped jawline so undercuts will always look good on you.
>>694518457
7.5/10 would be proud to introduce you to anyone as my gf
>>694521660
8/10
>>694518457
7/10
>>694524409
3/10
Femanon here
If you cut your hair, get some contacts and shave, you might be a 7/10.
Specially cut your hair
Oi.
Been up for 24+ hours. Still got 10 to go.
>>694525974
Sos un 7/10 siendo amabale
Lazy selfie, anyone mind rating me?
>>694525974
you sound insecure
>>694527463
chupame la pija pelotudo, pone tu foto que seguro sos un negro de mierda
>>694527513
7-8/10, would go on long beach walks with and happily introduce to family
>>694525974
At most, a 7.5/10.
>>694527624
shut up motherfucker
atleat i am not a virgin
>>694521660
I'm:
>>694527198
I forgot to add, don't loose weight.
Really don't, you're just the type of girl I like,
pls no bully
>>694516376
8/10, i like bearded guys
>>694527761
fat chicks don't count
>>694527761
its only game, why you heff to be mad?
>>694527632
Jajaja, culo roto agrandado, seguro sos de esos cagones que no se animan a encarar por miedo a que te rechacen.
a'ight, r8 me
>>694523381
what the fuck is on your chin
2/10
>>694527835
8/10
>>694527835
7-8/10 ya got pretty eyes.
>>694527835
7.5/10. Possibly higher .
Have another pic fam?
>>694527513
I'm confused and don't know how to feel about this one :S Trap?
>>694527761
something an insecure person would say
>>694516376
8/10 but your face looks too young and doesnt fit beard and haircut
Mexican guy here. Fuck me up.
>>694527916
jaaaaa
si supieras cuantas minas levanto mientras vos te matas a pajas jaja
no proyectes tus inseguridades viejo
>>694527761
HAHAHA
such a whiny bitch we've got here
>>694528048
Eh, you look pretty normal
>>694527835
8/10 would be in a relationship with
>>694527842
trim your eyebrows or something man, they look straight up mean in that pic
>>694523659
If you're not bullshitting, thank you for your service
>>694528048
Goddamn baby.....
Jk. You must go back. 8/10.
>>694527925
you look cool. Id hang out with you and smoke a cigarette.
>>694516376
Hello, Rob.
>>694516376
> check my beard and wifebeater
> got a check shirt and 'tache wax too
> Pair of Doc Martins
> Dat hipster Lumberjack look
>
>
> Never felled a tree in his life
> would probably cut the feet right out of his designer boots if he ever tried
>>694516376
>>694527749
>>694528074
VIRGINS
>>694528074
>>694528026
>>694527624
>>694528017
I didn't know I looked trap material, just a long haired fag. Starting hormones soon
>>694516376
Not bad 7/10. Agree with the others about the beard though
>>694546561
7.5/10. I like the style
>>694516967
Daniel Radcliffe/10
>>694517324
7/10 Teddy bear vibe, although that might just be the cat
>>694517482
8.5/10 Hot, smile would probably help though
>>694518517
4/10, lose a little weight and you could easily boost a couple points
>>694518779
4.5/10, I hate the hair
>>694519276
5/10, love the hair, but that kissy face tho (i dont care if its ironic, stop)
>>694518783
I'll do neither, thanks
>>694519744
I cant truly judge without your other eye, but Ill give an unofficial 8/10, pretty cute
Alright, rate me and my awful beard
another one fampais
>>694528062
No se si lo haces aproposito, pero jamas en la vida había conocido alguien tan inseguro, encima no sabes ni psicología basica, eso de "proyectar" en una discusion no existe, es una huevada usada popularmente por los pelotudos que no saben como defenderse, seguro te cuesta hablar con la gente, muy probablemente tenes pocos amigos.
Ah, asi que te levantas minas?, ah asi que me mato a pajas?
Seguro che, tambien soy superman.
Sabias que pareces aun mas imbecil diciendo que te levantas chicas?
Ojala algun dia te recuperes, mi pesame a tus viejos por semejante pelotudo, una verguenza.
Besito a tu mami
>>694524409
Just get contacts and shave
>>694527356
Fuck this bitch. Don't cut your hair, you like it long.
>>694528747
I-i think you can stop it now...it's a little embarrassing watching you try...
>>694528870
I'm sure you'll make a wonderful trap dude. 7/10 I'd say. For now. :D
>>694528870
>Starting hormones soon
dude, are you serious?
thats fucked up man
>>694524409
dont cut your hair,get contacts and shave,go to gym and bam,ure a damn viking
>>694517482
5/10 If you'd smile maybe a 6/10
>>694529079
Como digas VIRGEN
>>694529513
no tits but I would still smash that to dust
>>694529513
4/10 tits, 7/10 face
Fuck it, 0/10 for me.
>>694529513
Would definetly fuck.
7/10.
You look argentina
>>694529758
i'll bet $50 the ass is phat
>>694529079
PONE UNA FOTO TUYA HIJO DE PUTA NEGRO DE MIERDA
>>694529513
6/10
>>694529759
which one are you?
>>694529453
Thank you bunches ^^
>>694529079
PONE UNA FOTO TUYA HIJO DE PUTA NEGRO DE MIERDA
EN EL FONDO TE DUELE SER UN PUTO VIRGEN MEINTRAS YO ME COJO A CUANTA MINA QUIERO
PONE TU FOTO NEGRO PUTO
>>694527421
Try less bro. Shave the chin otherwise 7/10
>>694529723
No soy virgen, no te respondo más porque es muy aburrido hablar con alguien al que no le da la cabeza para responder algo coherente.
Pls rate
>>694529477
Nice dubs, and Iunno. It is fucked up, and I have a mental illness, but I've accepted that a long time ago
>>694530047
you look like a shaved mexican hitler
These threads are shamefull.
Heres my pic make sure you file it under Caucasian male 69
>>694530024
hbras cogido un par de veces con una fea
PONE UNA FOTO TUYA CAGON JAJJAJ
FEO DE MIERDA, NEGRO DE MIERDA, CAGOOOOOOOON
SI VAS A ESCRIBIR CON TILDES APRENDE QUE ESE "màs" no la lleva PEDAZO DE PUTO JAJAJA
PONE TU FOTO
>>694530004
No voy a poner foto mia ni en pedo, no soy un maricón con baja autoestima como vos que viene buscando gente que le chupe las medias, pero que encima te dicen que no vales ni dos pesos y te calentas jajajaja, que patetico.
>>694529864
Probably right. Latinas normally have a donk.
>>694530312
I'm not Latina lol I'm Indian
>>694529957
The guy
>>694530258
Eso que pusiste no es un tilde tarado, esta al revez, a espera capaz no me entendes.
cagon puto mierda feo negro
ahi si me entendiste verdad que si? jajajaja putito de mierda que no te cruze en la calle porque te dejo mas feo de lo que sos jajajaja y te rompo el orto asi te desvirgo jajajajajajaj
anda a jugar pokemon go virgen analfabeto del orto
I'll give it my all, baby girl.
>>694530295
SEGURO VALGO DOS PESOS BOLUDO AJAJJA
QUE SABES DE MI VIDA GIL DE MIERDA
PONE UNA FOTO TUYA FEO DE MIERDA, PARA QUE ENTRAS AQUI ENTONCES JAJAJA
SOS IGUAL A TODOS MARICONAZO Y TE CREES NO SE QUE
SOOOOS UN VCAGOOOOOON Y FEO Y EN EL FONDO TE ARDE EL ORTO POR ESO
>>694530570
Oh shit. Never mind.
>>694529759
Guy, not girl.
>>694530636
tumblr/10
>>694527513
wouldbang\10
good trap
>>694530603
ERROR DE TIPEO , SUBNORMAL
"CRUZE".. APRENDE A ESCRIBIR NEGRO DE MIERDA
ME DESVIRGAR? O SEA QUE DE VERDAD SOS PUTO, MIRA VOS JAJAJ
SI YO SOY FEO VOS SOS UN MONSTRUO BOLUDO Y LO SABES Y TE DUELE JAJAJ
>>694530672
>>694530672
>>Que sabes de mi vida
Se la pasa diciendome virgen, negro y feo.
Se ve que cuando naciste eras tan feo que tu papa te quizo matar a martillazos en la cabeza, por eso quedaste tan pelotudo.
>>694530884
JAJAJAJA me decis que no te critique un error de tipeo y en el mismo post te quejas de que tuve un eror de tipeo? jajajajajaj dios gracias por alegrarme la noche feito querido
>>694530920
>quizo
PERO NEGRO DE IMIERDA QUE CARAJO TE PASA CON LAS Z? TE COGIO UN GALLEGO?
QUE GRACIOSO QUE SOS PIBE JAJA, BUEN CHISTE ESE
ANDA A HACERT E UNA PAJA MARICON, QUE YO LE HARE LA COLA A MI NOVIA QUE LA TENGO AQUI AL LADO
>>694531146
ENCIMA DE FEO PELOTUDO, LO TUYO FUE ERROR ORTOGRAFICO,PELOTUDO
NO SABES ESCRIBIR PEDAZO DE PUTO
ESTAS MAL DE LA CABEZA
PELOTUDO, BOLUDO, ANALFABETO, VIRGEN, NEGRO Y FEO
DIOS TE CASTIGO A PALOS A VOS NENE
>>694531164
Se dice almohada, no novia jajajaja.
Quien te va a entregar la cola a vos feo del orto? si aunque sea no tuvieras mierda en la cabeza capaz te darian un beso, pero ni a eso llegas.
Enserio pensas que te voy a creer que tenes novia chavon?
No soy tarado como vos.
>>694516376
>>694530603
tu madre quieres ver mi pene?
>>694531489
Fake introspective/10
>>694530570
post that indian booty for us then. I've dated more than a few indian chicks and I know I love them.
>>694531461
CLARO, MUY FEO SOY.
PARA VOS TENER NOVIA DEBE SER ALGO IMPENSADO, INCREIBLE.. DE AHI QUE TE SORPRENDAS TANTO JAJAJ
Y SI BOLUDO, PODES HABLAR MIERDA Y DECIR LO QUE QUIERAS PERO EN EL FONDO SABES QUE EN FACHA TE PEGO MILL PATADAS EN EL ORTO
FEITO
>>694527799
Thank you :) That makes me feel good!! Im really insecure
>>694531393
>>
PELOTUDO, BOLUDO, ANALFABETO, VIRGEN, NEGRO Y FEO
Ay! estoy re triste, un pelotudo con problemas de inseguridad porque es feo me esta insultando.
Argumenta algo vieja, estas jugando en tu contra, cada respuesta que me das me doy cuenta de lo poco que te da el marote, gente como vos me da lastima, ni da enojarse con vos.
>>694531646
Nah i just hate looking at the camera idk why. im a faggot
>>694531779
Tarado tengo novia, no lo ando diciendo porque es al pedo, en internet cualquiera dice lo que quiere, pero a diferencia de vos se que nada es legitimo y no importa que lo diga o no.
Laaaaa que deseas tener novia, con esa cara la vas a tener que remar bastante jajajajajja
>>694530401
let's hear it peeps
>>694531789
TRANQUILITO FEITO
SE QUE NUNCA RECONOCERAS QUE SOS MAS FEO QUE YO, PORQUE TE DUELE
ANDA DECILO, DECI QUE SOS MAS FEO QUE YO JAJAJA
TE DUELE PELOTUDO
LE HABLAN DE NOVIA Y HABLA DE COGER ALMOHADAS, QUE CARAJO TE PASA POR LA MENTE CHABON JAJAJ
VOS A CADA RESPUESTA ME PARECES MAS UN PENDEJO PAJERO
>>694530401
Shave the goatee and just grow all of your face stubble. Also don't cut the sides so short. Then you'd be a 7or8/10
>>694532037
JAJJAJA
YA QUISIERAS TENER MI CARA GIL DE MIERDA JAJAJA
OBJETIVAMENTE SABES QUE SOY MUCHO MAS FACHERO QUE VOS Y TE DUELE
SEGURO TU NOVIA ES UNA NEGRA DE MIERDA CON CARA DE BOLIVIANA JAJA
>>694532491
underbite/10
>>694532458
I'm letting the top grow and keeping the sides short. Been going for this style a couple of months now. Picture doesn't do it much justice
>>694532770
You can keep the sides short but not THAT short man.
>>694529759
2/10 man-tits
>>694530243
Ayyy
>>694532149
Se ve que no entendiste lo que te dije, trate de escribirlo clarito pero no entendes igual, proba de nuevo que no es tan dificil.
Ahora me copias lo de "cada respuesta" enserio chavon como te cuesta responder, entre que el 80% es "negro feo puto" etc, otro 10% que soy virgen y otro 10% repetis lo que pongo, ya no das mas de salame, estoy casi seguro que ni terminaste el secundario de lo tarado que sos.
Seguí soñando con tener novia que con la cara de boludito que tenes no la vas a conseguir nunca, hasta una prostituta te quiere como amigo a vos jajajajjaa
R8 me baby
>>694532037
TE ENCANTARIA SER ASI :
>>694525399
>>694525974
RECONOCELO MARICON QUE SOY MAS QUE VOY
SOS UN NEGRO DE MIERDA HORRIBLE Y PIOJOSO INDOCUMENTADO
>>694516376
7/10
Fucked up my first post.
>>694532982
4/10 don't call me baby
>>694533020
3/10. Would be 5 or 6 if you shaved the Zoro mustache
>>694532895
skin fade brotha
>>694532938
CARA DE BOLUDITO??
>>694525399
>>694525974
YA TE GUSTARIA SER CASI COMO YO
JAJAJA FEO DE MIERDA
>>694533105
Tyler Oakley/10
>>694532655
Thanks bud!
>>694532472
>>OBJETIVAMENTE
Que te revise un psicologo por complejo de inferioridad.
Ah, un cirujano estetico, aunque no creo que pueda hacer mucho jajajajjaj
>>694532938
De verdad en Argentina ese chico es feo?
Yo lo veo guapo
PD: Los dos parecéis sufrir de retraso mental profundo.
>>694533136
skin fade doesn't look good with your face/head shape
>>694532898
>>694529759
Only 1 insult. Disappointed in b tonight
>>694533105
7
Work was killer today
>>694533152
Como me gustaria cruzarte en la calle maricon del orto, por donde vivis?
>>694533391
Sip, aca eso es 7/10 o 6/10, de ahí no pasa jaja, de donde sos?
>>694533281
HASTA QUE PUSISTE TU FOTO NEGRO DE MIERDA JAJAJAJ
CLARO, CIRUJANO PLASTICO
ME RESPONDES PORQUE ESTAS CALIENTE, TE DUELE SER FEO Y TE ESCONDES
JAJAJA
PUTAZO
>>694533038
Would you let me call you baby with my facial hair?
>>694533433
you're hot as fuck.
>>694533433
XD/10
like I give a shit
>>694533635
No. Clean shaven better. But don't be so cocky. Be confident but not showy. If no cockiness:7/10
>>694533596
No es verdad, en Buenos Aires son panchitos.
España.
Aqui se hartarìa a follar si no sufriera de autismo.
>>694533635
Could you stop fucking chewing on people Luis? Goddamn.
>>694533672
Aww thank you
>>694533703
Lol
>>694533768
Crap beer/10
>>694533768
When was the last time you shouted nigger
>>694533768
WeCanTellYouDontGiveAShit/10
>>694533635
I don't know whats up with b tonight, but beards are hot, I think you pull yours off just fine. I'd let you call me baby anytime~
>>694533599
Se re caliente.
Che por los insultos y eso, me parece que el caliente sos vos no?
Bue me canse de gastar tiempo me voy a la mierda, suerte con tu novia imaginaria enfermito, ojala algun dia te recuperes virgo de mierda.
Y aprendé a discutir.
>>694528016
>>694534036
Did you stick your finger in your butt and now you're smelling it?
>>694534036
Mustache 0/10
rate me please
i am italia, do i look like a fag?
>>694534036
8.5/10
>>694533635
Age? Born in Texas?
>>694534138
You're adorable anon~
>>694534023
APRENDE A DISCUTIR, UY APRENDE A DISCUTIR
Y VIRGO ME DICE EL NEGRITO FEO JAJAJ
NO TE CREES NI VOS QUE YO EN ARGENTINO SOY FEO JAJAJAJJAJA
QUE CULIAU QU SOS JAJAJ
>>694525974
HAWT!
>>694534036
As I've noted, you don't like your nose, you hide it with your hair or with post effects, kind of reminds me of my gf, but maybe Im wrong.
8/10 for you, pretty cute, and I like your nose.
>>694528517
It's those weedy shoulders that get me
>>694534321
I beg of you, take off your caps lock
>>694516376
young beard no respect / 10
