Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694468735
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694482403
They pretty much stay in that upright position and completely still until something walks past. They dont care what. Then they strike multiple times. They can pierce leather and toenails with those fangs.
>Claimed.
>>694482542
Good, we don't want to start a war between us. Only against the bourgeoisie!
Oh no the dog died conveniently after a book where a dog died was mentioned
>At least shovel knight survived
DIE! /waifu/ Scum
>>694481712
I hope Shiro wouldn't fucking murder me outright.
Is it too late for the wew to continue?
What's up guys?
>tired mobile claim
>>694482542
Maybe
>>694482630
Kek
>>694482953
No.
Best type moon claimed.
Claimed
So how fast are you going tonight, /waifu/?
God damnit everytime I come here, Kyouko is already taken
>>694483002
Not much
>>694482989
WEW
>>694482953
Not today
>>694482920
Yuuko
>>694482850
and I heard they're pretty much invisible in nature
>>694483002
Hello Mami. I'm not up to much, listening to some music. I haven't listened to Ghosts of the Great Highway yet. Still bored. Ordered a pizza.
>>694483151
>>694483151
Mainly because kyoukoooooo bakes the breads
>>694483106
24 km/h.
>>694483151
You should claim a tank then, no one claims tanks except me.
>>694482953
>>694482920
commie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2TDWoOtUMc
>>694483106
Good, currently lubing up for the upcoming matches.
>>694483344
Was meant for
>>694482916
>>694483183
Hello fran it's nice to speak to you today
>>694483344
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>>694483281
Holy feet
>>694483344
No, that's me
>>694483151
It doesn't matter much, man. Don't think anyone would mind if you stayed and chatted.
>>694483183
Yeah nothing much happening on this end either. Tried making those ribs, and they turned out pretty good.
>>694483250
Oh, hey there Shiro! Was dreadful at work...
Pizza sounds good, any toppings?
>>694483183
>wew
Claimed :^)
>>694483476
200x332 roll
>>694483531
I made that image.
>>694483669
>wew
>>694483252
I can't stay mad, we share quality taste
>Until you leave thread
>>694483313
NEVERMIND well played..
>>694483314
>Tanks
>Not Apaches
>>694483556
Eh I have nothing better to do
>>694483502
Communist revolution when?
>>694483531
Not dying, so that's good
>>694483646
That's great!
>>694483669
We lewding now?
>>694483782
fuck yo resolutions nigga
>Ama claim
>>694483646
Pepperoni and spinach. A bit odd, but spinach is one of the only greens I actually enjoy. It's from Pizza Hut.
>>694482535
yes, and report him on the interwebs
>>694482989
Not if you're fast enought
>>694483314
So you're going tank fast?
>>694483349
I am so ready but my patcher isn't
We gotta get those coud drakes so we can be sanic fast
I think I might write up some /waifu/ mad libs.
>>694483846
Fuck your helicopters anon, I will fight them with shitty ww II tanks.
Maka Claimed ^.^
>>694483846
Here, you might like this
>>694483890
Hello, I don't think I've seen you before
>>694484005
So we are?
Fran
>>694483852
Democratize the enterprise!
>>694483813
I love your work
>>694483852
Better already? Nice
This has only made you stronger~
>>694483881
matsu
>>694483890
Have a (you)
How many magical girls can one thread have?
>>694484078
Good luck shooting me with grandpa's trucks anon
>>694484174
Heh..heheh not bad
>Saved
>>694484005
>wew wew wew
>>694483852
I couldn't make your sauce correctly however because you would not disclose the measurements. Do I have to send spies to get them?
>>694483990
Spinach is excellent on pizza, I was surprised I liked it when I first tried it.
What is the wierdest topping combination you've ever tried?
>>694484225
If laying a png from google images over another picture in GIMP is work than I'm not a NEET anymore.
>>694484050
Yes, fairly slow for most medium tanks at the time.
>>694484327
It won't be that hard.
QOTT: What is the biggest get /waifu/ has evr gotten?
>>694484218
Take the means of production for the hands of the proletariat
>>694484225
I was worse yesterday
>>694484327
I also gave it to homura
>>694484427
That might be necessary, though ill-advised
>>694484467
>>694484660
these
>>694484660
I have seen quads so far.
>>694484660
I think Skeletor achieved sexts. Thats the biggest Ive personally seen.
>Rory-sama
C L A I M E D
>>694484453
That's great, now it's time to go out there and find a lover.
>>694484660
Count em
>>694484690
You always get better each and everyday
>>694484690
Hypothetically, if I sent spies to otain information.. Why would it be ill advised?
>your pic
>what the hell
>>694484911
I saw
just not thinking straight to respond
gonna go sleep
>>694484660
Decs. I come from the future, and I was the one to get the following gets.
>700000000
>1000000000
>1111111111
>1234567890
>>694484427
I'm a dull person, I rarely eat anything odd.
>>694485103
its cool man, have nice a nice sleep
>>694485021
A surpluss of seven sexy sexts set in september.
>>694485021
That's the hope
>>694485069
This is America...
She thought she was making a biology documentary, not hard core guro porn
>>694485122
Power girl is absolute gabage
>>694485417
Blow it out your ass.
>>694485122
do you ever get tired of being worst poster?
>>694485181
It's fine, I don't usually like to experiment either. Why buy a pizza if you don't know whether or not you will like it?
The wierdest thing I've ever had on a pizza was sardines, smoked salmon, strawberries, a d grilled pinapple all on one slice. One of my friends actually ordered this for a party and all of us were required to eat a slice.
Nastiest shit I've ever eaten.
>>694485402
>this is america
Are you implying that it's corrupt? Or am I missing something?
>guro porn
(Hawt)
Alright, its time for that time again.
Guess that song!
I got a triple threat. Its three songs. Bonus points if you the individuals, plus the band that did the medley.
Google cannot be used until I post the next few lines in 15 minutes, if it hasnt been gotten yet.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VeZsyAyiTp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wq5vKLkcD7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pEXtaNODRl
post flat chest for me :)
>>694486001
>tfw fgt is fgt
Please fuck my waifu.
>>694486001
sounds just like mugi holy shit :O
>>694486164
I want her to step on me :(
>>694486052
>>694486052
I'm a big supporter, anything I can do?
>>694486052
>Flat
Not happening
>>694486052
>>694485743
What?
>>694486164
>those feet
Great.
>>694485936
I like spinach. I'm not a huge bitch about flavor either, it's not like taste matters to me anymore.
>>694486052
This the best I could do.
>>694486362
>Flat
Still not happening
>>694485936
If you trespass, my slightly paranoid dad could legally shoot you
>>694486001
No idea for any of them, aside for knowing you're voice is actually pretty nice
>>694486250
>I want her to step on me
What the fuck
>>694486052
Do you know how flat I like chests?
>>694486362
Disgusting flat fuck
I hope this works.
>>694486052
Milk matters
>>694486511
That's fucking rude anon.
>>694486500
>Not wanting a pair of cute sweaty feet rubbed into your face
How do you operate?
>>694486052
>
>>694482936
I want to lick her Vulva
>>694486500
O.o
Legally shoot a trespasser even if showing no apparent threat? Do you have to give warning?
Where do you live, texas?
>>694486748
Probably this idiots best post.
>>694486052
>>694486895
cute waifu bad anime :(
>>694485936
I once had a mango and brie marscapone pizza. It was fucking delicious.
>>694486895
> that cute little bush
Nice.
>>694485402
Does fran only get 4 arms when she does operations? and why she so sexy bruh?
>>694486461
In my opinion, taste only matters if it is so bad it makes you regurgitate. Other than that, I'm fine with anything.
>>694487238
I agree. I could eat oatmeal for the rest of my life.
I need a good Gooktoon to watch
Any recommendations that aren't Gate?
>>694486872
Probably this nerd's worst post.
Let's dispel the fiction once and for all that Power Girl does not know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's flying around, beating bad guys, and all the while, not showering or bathing. This is to build up stink, and she knows exactly what she is doing. It's a fictional notion that Power Girl doesn't know what she will do with this stink, because she knows that she is now stinkier than Tomoko, which is saying a lot. What is she going to do? Let me dispel the fiction that she doesn't know the answer to that. Power Girl is planning to kick her toned, muscled, delicious legs right up into Tomoko's nerdy fucking face. She knows what she is going to do next, and she doesn't not know. Her feet are going right into Tomoko's nerdy goddamn mouth, so Tomoko can have a taste of her own stink. I'll dispel the fiction that Tomoko doesn't stink, even though it was said in the manga, I'm really saying that the Tomoko Poster is the one who is a stinky nerd.
>>694487130
Agreed, nerd.
>>694486748
>Not wanting to suck dick
Different strokes for different folks man
>>694486818
Wisconsin, but the gun laws are very similar
>>694487183
They are removable. She can have anywhere between two and six arms
Not interested in her for those reasons >>694487238
Flavor is much less important than texture. Overly soft or slimy foods make me gag
>>694487565
Psycho-Pass
>>694487002
I worked for an executive who wanted fuckin marscapone on EVERYTHING shit was gross. He would add it to every dish we would do for a event like it made it worth the whatever price we charged.
>>694487002
>it was fucking delicious
>was fucking delicious
>fucking delicious
>DELICIOUS
How did you get your hands on such a fucking disgusting pizza?
>>694487460
I'd eventually grow to hate that schlop, but I could probably do the same.
>>694487002
As an italian, I'm offended by that.
>>694487670
Ooh, I'm also in Wisconsin. And, are you saying that if your waifu had a dick, you wouldn't suck it? Cruel.
>>694487695
This.
Going Mobile Barnes and Noble has a buy 2 manga get one free special.
>>694487670
I foregot fran you live in wisconsin too? i thought you lived in like canada or some shit?
>>694487915
As an offended, I'm italianed by that
>>694486872
Texas
>>694487565
One that I recently watched was Haifuri, liked it but MC was a bit too fucking bland in my opinion.
>Pic related it's from the anime.
>>694487670
Yeah, I suppose you are right. Visual is another big factor in whether or not a food is considered good.
>hate slimy food
Huh, not a fan of gelatine?
>>694488084
Highschool Fleet? Ive been watching it.
>>694487565
What genres?
For comedy, check out Excel Saga. I just finished it
I just started Desert Punk, if you like post-apocalyptic
>>694487933
No, I would prefer if she did.
Or was a he
Green bay, but I'm about to move to Milwaukee, what about you?
>>694487945
Close enough, basically the same place
>>694488140
Can't eat it. Or stir fried onions
>>694488174
Yes, I just use the original name of the anime most of the time.
>>694488306
I'm in madison fran!
The Portland of Wisconsin.
>No you cannot elect a hacky sack as mayor.
>>694488306
I am in Winnebago County.
>>694487915
As an American, I am an American.
>>694488306
Aww, stir fried onions are very good! Especially on a sausage... Do youhave an issue with sautéed vegetables, like peppers?
nge - rei
I notice a lot of waifuist are from Wisconsin, whats with everyone from Wisconsin being so anti-social?
>>694488560
Almost was going to go to college there, but MSOE offered a better scholarship
>>694488605
Cool, maybe we could meet up or something?
>>694488664
I don't like peppers or cucumbers, but most other vegetables are fine. I really like carrots
>>694487915
Nothing wrong with mixing brie into marscapone. Also, no mozzarella/little bite was used.
>>694487785
>triggered
>>694487782
Marscapone is good if you can flavour it without turning it to solid shit.
No ones gotten it. Google is now open for your cheating needs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EepFsukxOd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nhgs4sFHTx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kjbU1Ep5b1
>>694488306
I like a "mindfuck" anime
stuff like madoka
horror is nice too
or harems on the down low
but nothing to serious
Good evening.
>>694489020
So Psycho-Pass. Basically Minority Report's premise done better.
>>694489041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzyaqkXNjaI
>>694489020
How about gakkougurashi/School-Live then?
>>694489185
I thought psycho pass was a mixture of minority report and fight club
>>694488854
I think it's only three of us.
There are like 5 or 6 from Texas though
>>694489020
Have you seen Lain? If not, watch that shit right now
Also baccano!
>>694489041
Horse pussy
>>694489185
Oh, is that what psycho-pass is about? Might watch it later
>>694488908
No, I'm serious. What place offered to puttt mangoes on a pizza? Or did you make it?
>>694488895
Carrot shavings are pretty good are good in salads, I guess. Other than that I find them nasty. What would you use sautéed carrots for anyway?
>>694488895
>Cool, maybe we could meet up or something?
>pic related
Thank you, but, no.
>>694488854
Well, I was born in Germany, and then I died in Arizona it is hot in Arizona, so now I'm here. Insert Anakin Skywalker sand meme.
...
Waifu and Wisconsin start with the same letter. Power Girl is my waifu, and she is a superhero. Superhero names tend to start with the same letter, like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner.
That is the reason, other than the fact that waifuists can take the cold, because they are used to people with cold hearts.
>>694489336
i just finished it
>Kurumi is best girl
>inb4 some accusation
>>694489430
I think i watched the first episode
>>694489430
>Horse pussy
Yes.
>>694489531
I made it for a function. Dessert pizza. The head chef may have cackled and giggled while trying to get it across.
>>694489594
Kurumi was best girl. Megumi second best. Manga continues the story and i hope theres an S2 soon.
>>694489531
A lot of Chinese food has them
>>694489547
So many things. That is why we should!
>>694489594
Of lain? It takes a few episodes to get going
So does baccano, but Isaac and Miria make it so good
>>694489705
How are you?
>>694489705
>That hair and face
Cerea a cute would ride into battle
>>694489430
4 including me.
>>694489594
>i just finished it
The only other anime I can suggest then is GJ bu, it's an comedy anime.
>Kurumi is best girl
Agreed she was best grill, she was the only one who knew how to drive and kill zombies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQlp9Va80A4
I'm here. How's everyone?
>>694490068
>How are you?
Fine, thank you, just started my 2 weeks of summer vacation. Could have taken more time off, but I enjoy making money.
How about you?
>>694490096
>Cerea a cute
Oh yeah, hella cute even.
>>694490453
I'm fine, listening to some music. How are you?
>>694490453
Pretty good, you anon?
>>694489981
Huh, alright... as a dessert pizza it could be alright I suppose?
>>694490068
In spring rolls, or what?
No ones guessing my songs. I did say Google is open.
>>694490453
Hello! A little tired, but other than that... can't complain.
Finished off "Nagi no Asukara" recently. I enjoyed it.
>>694490818
If no one guessing, no one gives a shit.
>>694490159
And you are?
>>694490458
What do you do?
I'm fine, a bit sick but almost better
>>694490807
A lot of the stir fries do. And fried rice
