SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
>>694479792
Rolling for 343
Roll
Rollie
Roast
>>694479792
Roll
Rollerino rollerino show me the formulino!
Rollan
roll
>>694479982
I'm pretty sure I will be fine
Rollin
get me a cool one?
Kk
>>694479792
rollin
>>694480311
SCP-311
When worn, the gloves seem innocuous and present no danger to the wearer. Subject responds normally to trauma inflicted on any part of the body, except the hands where the gloves are worn. All trauma and sensation of any tested kind inflicted on the subject's hands is displaced to another individual, theorized to be an individual the subject is focusing on at the time. Both gloves need to be worn for this effect to occur, but the subject need not be aware of the item's properties
>TL;DR fucking sick, bro
>>694479792
Rolling
Roll
Lets See
Roll
>>694479792
roll for hot blowjobber babe
Rolling for bones
Gimme a good one
Roll to troll
>>694479792
roll. God Help Me
Rollio for my bumhole
Letsa roll
roll
allah rollbar
Katana of Apparent Invincibility
This is pretty easy
I just don't pick it up and I'm golden
>>694480612
Fuckin snake cables, i;m the god of IT, 612 ain't got shit on me
Roll mafacha
>>694479792
r0ll
>>694480806
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
Yep, I'm fine. Ressurection Projection.
roll i guess, i actually dont know much about SCP
Let my death be swift and painless.
rale
rawlins
>>694479792
Roll
>>694479792
last one was a fucking trenchcoat so this one should be a piece of cake also
>>694481156
im gonna build Trump's wall with this.
>>694480572
Rolling again for curiosity
Crybaby
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-844
Nig im dead
rolland
Roll
uigui
SCP-025 is a wooden wardrobe measuring 0.97 m x 0.62 m x 1.95 m, full of clothing dating from a number of time periods. Articles contained within the chest, collectively named SCP-025-1, match with styles of decades from the 1920s to the present. The apparel from each time frame varies with regard to style; for example, a polyester striped shirt and pair of charcoal suit pants both correspond with general styles of the 1970s. The only unifying aspect of every article contained in SCP-025 is that each one is in poor condition; moths have eaten at much of the collection, and tears and runs are not uncommon.
When any item from SCP-025 is put on, the wearer is observed either to die or suffer an injury within 24 hours. The cause of death or injury in these instances is invariably linked to the aforementioned flaws in the clothing, but only ever appears to be an unrelated incident
Rollll
>>694479792
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
Rolling
>>694479792
rollen
>>694480810
When touched by a human, an inscription appears in Aramaic. It reads, roughly 'Ask what you will, and you shall never want for it.' If the SCP is firmly grasped by a human for at least thirty seconds, the inscription will change to the holder's native language. This change is physical, and has been recorded.
If the holder of the object expresses any of their desires verbally, the SCP will vibrate briefly. The holder must, on some level, genuinely want what they wish for. The holder will, from then on, have no desire for what they wished for. This would appear to include overiding basic instinctual needs
>would never want love or happines
What about you fags?
>>694479792
>>694480747
Creepy assed dead kids in masks!?
Description: SCP-747 is a phenomenon involving the appearance of children in any manner of animal masks. All instances of SCP-747 have been successfully identified as deceased children of appearance congruent with the time of death, excluding the masks.
Pic related.
>>694479792
You Do know ist Not exavtly wehre scp starten right? Scp started as an openwiki for paranormal activities all over the world. Only recently IT became more fiction
>>694481119
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
very weird
Rollin
rollin'
roll
>>694479792
How fucked am I?
aids
>>694479792
roll
>>694479792
Roll
>>694479792
ripipiperino
oh cool i like these
rut roh ragy
Rollerino
Roll
>>694481126
A chained up secret agent palm tree. Well I'm not dead, and the 24 hours will be somewhat entertaining. Quite lucky I'd say.
Roll
ass
survived twice so far, roll again!
>>694479792
das rol
>>694479792
Rolling
roll
>>694479792
keep rollin rollin rollin
>>694479792
rolling
>>694479792
Ror
>>694479792
rolllin
K
>>694479792
O frick
scp 36
Rolls
>>694479792
muh lazer
Okay
Seth Rolling
>>694481620
Yeah I'll just take the batteries out.....
Or i could get a clock boner
>>694479792
Rolling for jews
>>694479792
rollerino
>>694479792
whoops
Veamos que tal
Rolie Polie Olie
i want to put my penis inside of a traps anus
>>694479792
Gay
kkkkkk
>>694481692
so, ill die. reroll!
>>694481533
Welle im Stuck with the collective.
Ist a hier mindestens thing weich "Absorbs" behsviour to Assimilate itself.
Guss He Winter kill mehr if i Ding Show hin howto?
>>694481084
reroll this one was too easy
Ok
rollerdervy
rool
Rollin'
>>694479792
I just zoomed in on your picture and stared into its eyes, trying to see how he picture was made. Realized it could be a gif and almost shat myself. Spookedbyjusttheidea/10
Anyways rollan
>>694481928
Bitch I got a fucking doll that plays chess I win
SCP-928
rollin nggaa
Roll
>>694479792
eyyyyyyy
third was a damn microwave... wont any scp give me a challenge at least?
toast
>>694479792
They see me rollin'
>>694479792
rolling cus thats how i roll
chess club is gay
>>694482180
A fucking identity thieving hat
>>694481706
A 62% of those exposed experience alterations in memory and knowledge of their surroundings, including misunderstanding of previously well-understood slang, incorrect recollection of recent historical events, and selective loss of memory, experiences, and learned skills. In rare cases, these can be partly or completely replaced by previously unknown skills and experiences, along with corresponding memory of the individual having learned, studied, or acquired said skills and/or experiences.
B 11% of those exposed experience sudden mood disorders, often characterized by inappropriate emotions3.
C 9% of those exposed exhibit symptoms of catatonic schizophrenia, marked largely by a sharp decline in physical activity during off-hours.
D 8% of those exposed report no unusual effects. Despite this, D affected individuals have been reported by others as having been substantially changed or altered by SCP-1706. Similar reports of unease and "wrongness" with D individuals have been reported by off-site personnel. This effect subsides following non-exposure.
>>694481816
i got a species of harmless automaton creatures that can reproduce, despite being autonomous
i think i'd be good
Roll
Rolling for a gangraping skeleton
>>694482150
if i get a hazard suit im fine ez pz
Rollerino
Ro/\
>>694482153
>Known to attack through toilets
Guys, I don't think im going to make it
Rolling
roll
Rollerino
Well, at least it's not forever.
>>694479792
Cinnamon Roll
rollbro fuck me sideways
>>694482254
ok last one
>>694479792
ROLLito de primavera
Roll
rollerino
i'm not a robot
Could be worse
Rollan north
I r prepared 4 my f8
reolear
Rollerino
Oh shit this sounds cool
>>694479792
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-675
>A fucking window
Seems good
roll
>>694482890
welp, i got the robot doctor...
>>694482083
>scp-wiki.net/scp-083
Piece of piss. Go in through window, sit around for 12 hours, leave via window.
>>694479792
Eh, sure. I'll probably die, but I might also get lucky and get stuck with a phenomenally cool object that I can use to my advantage.
Get
Roll
Roll
Roll
>>694479792
rollypollyolly
Roll
rollin rollin rollin rollin r
roll
rolz
Just keep rollin rollin rollin
>>694481623
well shit. reroll
rolling again. would probably die two times, want something nice now!
>>694479792
Roll for spoky?
>>694480453
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-453
Scripted Nightclub
Do i get to pick the 12 hour timeframe? If I go from 6am to 6pm I'm totally good.
Otherwise... It's pretty much a dice roll. But my chances are pretty good. Especially if the containment team does their job well. I can even go home afterwards.
>>694483013
Creepy, got one about some Egyptian book of doomsday that was found in indiana and i live in indiana
>>694479792
Oh god
gfdhjkl/
roll
>>694483152
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1152
A Common Raccoon. Well...at least I'll survive.
roll
diggity
>>694483208
I'm actually up against a waffle maker
Roll
>>694479792
roll
roll
roll
Rollexo
Rolllllllll
>making it out alive
what a low ambition, there is fotrune to be found by selecting the right door, artifacts of great power await
>>694479792
Infinite wasp nest jungle thing go!
>>694479792
Rollerino
rell
roller
>>694483471
>basically a weird humanoid whos in pictures at places i where, comming closer to me after some hours
could survive it, but id probably go crazy. im spooked now :(
reröll
>>694483495
I lived>>694483505
>>694483463
Too easy. reroll
Rollll
>>694483802
this bitch is 30 cm tall and collects trash, i'd beat the fuck out of it
>>694479792
piss directly into my ass
>>694479792
MY NIGGA
>>694483994
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
That one sucks, reroll
>>694479792
roll
Huh, interesting thread.
They see me rollin'
Roll
Roll
roll
roll
Roll for whatever the fuck this is
rolling
>>694479792
Roll
Lets see how far down the rabbit hole I will go.
Rollersz
roll
>>694483871
As announced i return with fortune, a steel longsword most mortals can't wield but those who can receive power and swing faster than possible for a mere mortal.
>>694484630
wow a glacier gonna be tough to sit on the opposite side of the room
>>694484642
roll
Roll
rollan
>>694479792
Do it
>>694481067
I got a fucking pen. Damnit! I'd be fine, but I was hoping to get like 2317 or some shit.
>>694484243
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-243
Mine is honestly interesting af and I should be safe as long as there is no weapons.
neger
Rolling again
roll
Rawling
>>694479792
No keters, no keters!
>>694484338
Wow, I got a radio.
>mfw none of the stations on this radio play any metal music. Come on...
>mfw I usually set my FM transmitter to play through my truck's speakers to 107.2. Creepy!
>>694479792
Rololol
rawl
>>694479792
save me Jesus
>>694485732
107.9* whoops
>>694479792
Let's find out
Roll
>>694479792
roll34
>>694485455
a fucking door, holy shit that'll be hard to survive
>>694485727
Phew
>>694479792
Rolling
roll
rock
>>694485533
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-533
Fawking ez
Roll
Rollin
Rollerino
re-rool
Roll
my back hurts HELP I AM FOREVER UNCOMFORTABLE
They see me rollin
>>694479792
pssh i aint afraid of no ghost
Well can I be armed if I hold a gun as I hit Post?
roll
roll
>>694479792
Rolling
>>694479792
Rawlings
Roll.
>>694479792
leedelelelel
roll
Roll
roooooll
>>694479792
roll
>>694479792
roll
>>694479792
let's a go
Rolling
>>694479792
maaaztrzns
Re-rollerino
Roll
roll
>>694479792
846
roll
Rool
uh oh
>>694479792
Roll
ok
plsspooks
>>694479792
R0lll
>>694486569
Stupid floating marble heads.
>>694479792
>SCP-173
rallon
rip
Rollo
roll
>>694479792
rowl
Roll
>>694486999
I'm fucking good with my roll
Roll
Rell
reddit > 4chan
>>694487108
Got some woman with a bunker in her nose. Sweet
>>694479792
big roller here
rollorino
Roll
>>694479792
rollp
Roll
jk rowlings
Rolling for 096 so I can stick my dick in its mouth.
keep rollin rollin rollin
>>694479792
let go
Roll
Got a photo album that makes you crazy i guess i live.
Rollllllliiiiiinnnnnngggggg
roll
>>694487555
TRIPS GET
>>694479792
Perstern
>>694479792
roll
rolling again for curiosity and another chance
roll
>>694487391
stones that move over once in a while....
reroll
>>694479792
Let's see how fucked I am
>>694479792
Roll
>>694487099
rerall
>>694479792
please be euclid
Rollin rollin rollin
roll
rolling
>>694487547
Re-rolling.