Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694468599
Shoo shoo! I'm not coming out till you do!
Akiko claimed
wew lad edition
>>694468907
Rory-sama claimed
>wew
The usual.
>>694468907
Burn my eyes edition. It's like those futa pics are chasing us.
>>694468585
>>694468902
If it take some get to convince ya, then you're more weak-willed than what I thought!
>>694469030
wew lad
>>694469032
>>694469046
>>694469158
>>694469197
>>694469312
Not wew enough
>>694469148
I'm trying to counter it out with this
>>694469158
>Implying you, or anyone, can get that get
I know I don't have to worry about it, which is why I set that. Call it a false hope.
Best type moon claimed.
>>694469373
what qualifies as 'wew'?
Kashima claimed!
>>694469406
I bet I get it.
>>694469373
Just a peek.
>>694469373
Have this!
>>694469406
Still, it's only some number...
Weak
>>694469608
It might be directly proportional to the revealed skin.
>>694469373
The cuteness on those pics is good enough for me to counter it.
>>694469032
>>694469158
>>694469312
>>694469491
These are pretty good.
>>694469197
Small Res/10
Otherwise would be good.
>>694469784
Oh boy.
>>694469158
Why hello there, fellow battleship. How goes it?
>>694469981
When does wew become lewd?
>>694470075
Many boats in thread now.
>give us a wew lad
kekek
>>694469373
>wew wew
>>694469793
Nope. Shoo!
>>694469970
If you're so positive I'll admit it, go ahead and get it!
>>694470075
>Battleship
Look, I get shes as dense as one, but that's a destroyer!
>>694469030
something about that pic makes me very uncomfortable
>>694470201
Everyone seems to rate lewdness differently. I used to have lewd tiers that went from 0lewd to 3lewd, but they were rather complex and I can't be arsed to type them anymore.
>>694470287
Remember when half the thread was boats?
OK, let's be serious.
It's time for a completely unbiased poll, so we can finally find out which waifu is the best.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10740685
>>694470555
That seems pointlessly complex
>>694470287
We could always use more
>>694470414
I-I knew that
>>694469952
>>694469970
>>694470075
>>694470287
>>694470629
>>694470669
wew lads
>>694469981
Aye, thread is not disappointing
>>694470201
wew
>When does wew become lewd?
You'll know when you cross the line
>>694470385
>implying I didn't already have this gif saved from a better source than tumblr
Wew
>>694470555
nice trips, nice pic
>>694470578
That cleavage must catch so much drag in the wind
>>694470480
Probably just the art style.
>>694470555
I try not to.
>>694470669
No, we really dont need the thread to just be a Kancolle appreciation thread.
>>694470783
>That cleavage must catch so much drag in the wind
No, because her cuteness can defy the laws of physics!
>>694470879
I'll "test the waters"
>>694470669
Hmmm, did you now?
>>694470075
I'm not a battleship but hello fellow warship
I'm doing fine, what about you?
>>694470414
C'mon now, I'd rather have you admit it with the power of wits alone!
>>694470879
probably
but you have to admit the lack of defined lines makes it look like she has chest hair
>>694470911
your waifu is trash tier shit
Claiming my new waifu
>>694470629
>pointlessly complex
You would be surprised with how many pointlessly complex things go through my mind.
To expand on the different perspectives toward lewdness, for some persons a nipple is way too lewd, for others it's nothing special and still acceptable.
>>694470783
Nice singles, very nice pic.
>>694471312
That ass tho.
>>694471199
>the 'anime waifus are inherently better' meme
Never again.
>>694471166
But you see, you can't accomplish that because no matter what you say, I'm not cute!
>>694471474
This is all too advanced for me
>>694471101
That is a wew, not a wew wew. Certainly not yet a strong lewd.
>>694471199
>I didnt see that
>Now I see it
Dammit Kurumi. Have a song.
https://youtu.be/KgI_ngEoaQU
>>694471509
It's not a meme if it's true
>>694471797
you're welcome
>>694471576
Why are you in such denial?
Why? ;-;
>>694471509
Powergirl is shit, and inferior to best DC waifus like Starfire and Ivy.
>>694471166
It was just a slip of the tongue, I promise!
>>694471312
You're gonna have a tough time around here
>>694472075
>>694472086
>>694471312
BISMARCK IS SUPERIOR
Going to catch a nap. Later waifu.
>>694472086
Starfire and Ivy are alright, but Power Girl is a billion times cuter.
>>694472269
That's a cute fucking spider,
>>694472075
Because I'm not cute and you all keep saying I am!
>And I have EXTREME self esteem issues
>Laying down for a nap, will post from mobile. If I disappear, then I actually managed to get to sleep
>>694471576
>Power Girl pulls your pants down and spanks you over her knee until you admit that you are indeed cute
You must have wanted this result, Anon.
I'm watching Gakkou Gurashi and the one girl read a book where a dog dies at the end
>Gee i fucking wonder what'll happen in this episode
>surely their dog won't die
Waifu <3
>>694472715
The suspense is killing you, right?
>>694472680
That sounds unpleasant, and I didn't want that! But I won't sit here and be called what I'm not!
>>694472715
You mean PTSD: The Anime?
>S2 when?
>>694472086
Sure it was~
>>694472269
Yeah, whatever you want to believe Rory
>>694472439
See ya later
>rattle
>>694472617
You are an extremely cute one tho!
>fight it!
>>694473038
Have you SEEN me? I'm really not!
>Fight what?! My esteem issues?
>>694473021
Then enjoy getting a red, sore ass!
>>694472850
>I have absolutely no idea what will happen
>>694473021
Yes, at first i thought it was kinda boring
it's still really slow but keeps my attention
>You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback
>>694473250
See
>>694473244
>Makoto
>>694473244
Maybe you don't, but you sure act cute~
>Try! also, fight sleep
>>694473038
In terms of tonnage vs tonnage sunk in a single battle, Bismarck has the single best kill in WW2.
>>694473351
>It's an "Anon desperately tries to avoid getting a well-deserved spanking from Power Girl, but fails, and ends up with a cute, bright red butt that makes it really painful to sit for a while, all because he couldn't admit how cute he was" episode
...
Don't hate yourself, Anon. Hate the fact that you don't have a cutie slapping away lovingly at your ass, because I know that's what you hope for in life.
I love you!
>>694473520
I don't act cute at all! I'm a bother that can't into normal interactions!
>Easier said than done!
>But eyes burn
>>694473866
E-Eh? I am so confused, can I just go back to curling up on the couch?
>>694468735
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Wait, what?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>694474090
>How about you start curling up over my knee, instead?!
>Get ready, and make sure to squeal when I paddle your ass raw. I love hearing that!
Oh, shit. You're in for it, now. I'm takin' cover.
>>694474331
Close but no cigar
>>694474331
Close Trips Guy, close.
>>694474331
That rule has always been there.
Pretty damn honest attempt today, man.
>>694474444
VERY CLOSE
>>694474444
OH SON OF A FUCK ASS CHECK THESE NOW
>>694474331
You just noticed that?
You are getting stronger with every attempt
>>694474444
>Quads for cuties
>>694474444
Kek'd.
>>694474331
what if the waifu has a penis?
>>694474444
PURE
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>694474444
God dammit
>>694474559
post steam
>>694474441
Thats borderline lewd. Only a low lewd, but thats definitely a wew wew.
>>694474444
Quads confirm it was close
>>694474622
Trips guy cares not. He just demands all waifus.
>>694473549
Supply raids wins a war tho
>most of the time at least
>too bad the Amatsukaze didn't do these
>>694474090
You're a super qt on the threads tho!
>true
>resist it!
Goodbye /waifu/, going to the woods
>>694474444
TIME TO KILL MYSELF IT SEEMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eErmn0LLlaA
>>694474807
Don't die.
>>694474897
good night sweet prince
Saber claim pool party edition
Nef, you could always treat him as a waifu
>>694474622
Isn't that a husbando?
>>694474415
Ehhh?!
>>694474444
Well shit, won't see that happen again.
>>694474807
I am not!
>Zzzzzzzzz...
Bye Cute Bote, don't talk to any strange Rory's while you're out there!
>>694474331
Hmm, if you had gotten trips, husbandus would still belong to the Anons that claimed them, since you only said waifus.
I can clone myself, and that clone will make me its husbandu, while I keep Power Girl as my waifu.
This is a foolproof plan.
>>694474807
Bismarck took out a whole bunch of supply ships. Which is why the British Navy sent the Hood in the first place.
>>694474331
Only 2 off. Next time you'll get it for sure
Don't stop believing Trips Guy
>>694474444
FUCKING HELL
>>694475035
The character's gender is the target of quite some debate.
>>694475024
Huh?
>>694474897
Do a flip
Well, the results of my very unbiased poll are in, and it seems that it is unaminous in all the many votes that Power Girl is the best waifu.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10740685/r
>>694475036
>Boatgirls want a chance at spanking you
>All of them take turns doing it
>Whichever one first makes you admit your cuteness is the winner
I'm rooting for Shimakaze.
>>694475805
>Implying any amount of spanking can make me admit anything
I got soanked a lot as a kid, I have literally since not cared about spankings since the belt incident.
>>694475618
>1 vote
just end your life
it's pathetic
>>694475390
regardless of the persons sex, you can treat them like theyre a girl
>>694476293
Yes, which is why I refer to Pitou as a waifu regardless of the gender ambiguity.
>>694475047
...Feck
I hadn't thought about that possibility
You're a smart fellow, I'll give ye that.
>>694474502
That it was
Better than most of my recent attempts anyway, which is something at least.
>>694474559
Noticed it in just there
Won't keep me away from these making my nightly attempts though
>>694475441
Was planning to
>>694475387
Thank ye for the kind words
In such dire times like these
>>694475390
I see
I hadn't thought of that then
But I guess I'll make an exception and exclude such waifu from my claims.
Tell you what I hate? People who refuse to take off their sunglasses when ordering a coffee or food. Its rude and disrespectful. Look me in the eye or fuck off.
>>694476514
you think we could get avery to dress like pitou lol
>>694476583
COWARDICE
>>694476744
Maybe they're prescription sunglasses
Or they're the kind of person who wears sunglasses at night
so they can so they can
watch you weave and breathe your storylines.
Claiming Tali
>>694476937
Why? My wife already dresses as Pitou sometimes. I have no need for a half-assed freklz dress-up
>>694476744
>Whenever I go to subway, I leave my helmet on but put my visit up at least
>Want to leave my visor down one day, and act like I'm a mute
>Point to everything to tell them what I want
>On the way out, when I'm literally at the door, turn back and say "Thanks, have a good day"
Rory, I think I'm an autist.
>>694477011
My visor is tinted, and I use it at night. Does that count?
>>694477011
If they were prescriptions they wouldnt be fucking Aviators. Or the graded tints. Or truckstop Polaroids.
Also, sun is behind them, and its 9am.
>>694477011
How so dubs man?
I give up. Installing world of warships.
Looks fun.
also good afternoon everyone i took a long ass nap.
>>694477302
for science
and fine gosh
>>694477307
Using a tinted visor at night or wearing a helmet into a shop are both illegal here.
>>694477524
Ships!
>About to pass out myself
>>694477627
That spiderbro is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upwY47g-uP0
>>694477431
Maybe they don't want to reveal their lizard-person eyes
>>694477506
You must accept all waifus. Including the ones who maybe have a penis, and the ugly ones like power girl
>>694477307
Close enough.
>>694477621
Well, convince him if you want. I think it would be easier to get him to dress up as Kyouko though
>>694477749
where is your waifu from? (anime)
>>694477627
'Murrica lets me have both. Generally I only leave my helmet on for Subway though. Everywhere else takes too long, or has a drive through.
>>694476038
Then Power Girl will overpower you and tickle you, until you admit!
>>694476075
What are you talking about? There are dozens of votes, and I put the option of every waifu in there.
>>694476583
Thanks. I don't mean to say that race is everything, but I feel a connection to other blue people, you King Kai looking trips-roller.
>>694477981
IDOLM@STER. Started out as a game, now has 2 seasons, and a lot of games.
>>694470335
>fictionnal character
my sides
>>694477994
Yeah, its pretty much illegal to wear a helmet while not riding. If not illegal, then you can literally feel the disdain people feel for you. We are an overly open society here. We cant see your face, you are distrusted and pretty much ignored.
>>694477898
>I think it would be easier to get him to dress up as Kyouko though
I want to see this.
>>694477882
Peacock spider. Only found a few years ago here in Australia.
>this aggressive bastard is Australian too
>>694478203
is it a good anime or just a watch-it-because-Im-bored?
>>694478480
Will post pics if it ever happens
>>694478593
heh, I d say you were lucky if these bastards didn't crawl around your house
>>694478596
It's a watch if you like cute girls singing
>>694478458
That's pretty gay.
>>694478596
I personally like it, but 98% of people would probably say it's a watch because bored series.
>>694477898
thats true I reckon
when he ever comes back to the land of the free, we'll see where it goes
>>694478899
>Inb4 nice feet
>>694478803
They dont really go walkabout. They are ambush hunters and generally hang out in their webs.
>>694478899
Its smart. We treat burqas the same as a helmet, but only in regards to places where security is an issue.
>my brother has been held up by someone with a helmet on before
how do i ships?
>>694477898
Well I suppose ye have a point
Was trying to make a kind gesture, but if you insist, I shall include waifus of both penis and non penis in my claims.
The more the merrier!
>>694478136
I'll be sure to stick to my more blue complexions then, my good fellow.
Back, we found no Rory in the woods
>>694479124
Nice feet
>>694479363
get your boat license and work from there
>>694479363
>Play kanColle
>Become heretic
>>694479363
pain and suffering
>>694479000
Do you know how long he's being raped by refugees for?
That was fun
>>694479531
no idea
he should come back though, the threads are more awkward without someone constantly bumping the threads
>>694479849
he disappears right as I get crippled
Coincidence? I think not
>>694479754
I see you
>Almost upskirt
Wew lad
>>694479515
So playing kancolle makes you a heretic?
>>694479986
I bet he did the number on your spine and is now on the run.
We'll find him in Argentina or something.
god dammit freklz, quit hurting people's spines
>>694479515
>Didn't play Kancolle
>Became heretic
Oops
>>694479515
>plays Kancolle
>no thoughts of heresy
Yuubari is the closest ship to achieve perfection though.
>>694479828
That's good to know, what was?
>>694480285
he's practically a terrorist
Ayy lmao
Claiming fubukihime
>>694480474
I was going for Butch Cassidy, but I guess we could just report him to INTERPOL or NATO
>>694480816
Well we won't be able to find him now. He's in Germany with all the rapefugees. He'll fit right in.
>>694480266
Not necessarily, but it seems to be the leading cause of heresy
>>694480304
Well you're not a shipfucker
>>694480464
Well some heroes are more stalwart and loyal than others
>>694480822
WEW LAD
>>694480822
>ACTUALLY UPSKIRT
WEW
E
W
>>694480266
There's something I can agree with.
>>694481170
Well, shit.
>>694481059
>He'll fit right in.
what
And NATO and INTERPOL are both very good at finding people in Germany, especially since he needed a passport to get in.
>>694481534
He's a terrorist among terrorists
Here's a question.
If you and your waifu/husbandu were having a spar, (Say it was just for fun, and you were both trying your best) who would win?
I would obviously beat Power Girl, because I'm awesome!
>>694481712
I'd get pretty fucked up...
>>694481712
Rory would win. Rory doesn't spar though, she just kills. Rory beats Power Girl anyway.
>>694481246
WEW there
>>694481712
Neither of us. I wouldn't want to fight and she litteraly could not
Her sisters could beat the shit out of most everyone though
>>694481604
it all makes sense now
you should do something about that
>>694479307
oh ok, it's fine then. I love ambush spiders, they're seriously cool
I like tanks.
>Claimed
>>694482348
Like what, sit here and do nothing cause I'm crippled?
Death to the Infidels.
Death to /waifu/
wait, i remember this place, you are my friends?
>>694482542
post lewds and we'll find out
>>694482542
I see you managed to not get bombed by the russians yet.
>>694482542
Hey fake Karen.
>>694482542
If you like tanks, then yes.
>Matilda anon
>>694478930
so it's the moe-moe type? not too into that indeed
>>694481900
With or without spinach?
>>694481935
>Rory beats Power Girl anyway.
Might be true but I'll say
[Citation Needed]
>>694481987
Cute.
>>694482211
Double dubs, nice.
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