Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694426892
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694441799
How are you?
>>694441873
Tfw your waifu is undead
The usual goes on.
>>694442003
Good, sore from my workouts this week though.
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGyIXJ4KG8U
>>694442003
God damnit, why do my waifu always die?
>also claim
>>694442108
I'm a bit sick, so I had to skip my workout yesterday
>>694442032
Oh, you might like this one
Fran
>>694442003
Sorry for not replying to you last thread, I got caught up with something.
I hope you start feeling better soon.
>>694441765
Of course!
Robble Robble
Rikka claimed
>>694441873
isn't it sad Sacchin?
>>694441799
Good choice, I slept late despite going to bed "early".
>>694442223
wew, Madoka knows how to be lewd. I'm pretty sure I saw that pic before but didn't save it for some reason, thanks.
Shiro claimed.
>>694441636
>Bro, I'm Murriccan. I have no idea how to visualize that size.
It's a little less than 10000 sqft.
Why not have the asshole pay for it?
>inb4 he doesn't want to
Make him.
>homuroll of force
>>694442193
Not a problem for me, I don't think she could die
>>694442306
No problem, it's fine
Just a stomach bug, so I should be better soon
>>694442321
Go on to telegram
>>694442401
I keked at it, and I thought you might also
Claimed
Yea Ana is pretty cool but why would Blizzard call it's new hero a hole?
tet
>>694442513
Where do you think the 220 dollars came from. Technically that is what he owed. Well, 110 more dollars.
>>694442223
Yeah that's not something you want to do while sick, but you gotta be sure to get back at it once you're feeling better, don't want to lose all the progress you've already made whether you realize it or not.
>>694442306
Fluff.
>>694442356
Nice, yeah I waking up early all the time is hard, I couldn't do it more than a few days.
>>694442694
Well when I say wake up early I mean before 12.
>tfw my flashdrive is damaged
>tfw 10 years of work is unlivable
>tfw i have no idea how to fix it so i have to call a technician
anyone got good news?
>>694442694
I should be good for my workout tomorrow, hopefully
>>694442835
Trump will probably win.
>>694442835
>anyone got good news?
My little sister went out and bought me a sandwich
I hope your shit gets fixed man. These days they can recover quite a lot even from physically damaged hardware
>>694442434
This picture of rei is so fucking cute
>>694442835
>anyone got good news?
I just boguht a burger.
>>694443015
I kind of doubt that Clinton will allow that.
>>694442665
Well, 110 isn't all that bad. It's about one day of unskilled labour.
>>694442835
>good news
I solved the problem where I had to get up and make something to eat by not being hungry.
>>694442802
That's early to me since I wake up at 12 everyday.
>>694442941
Lets hope so.
>>694443015
that is good
>>694443036
was it a good sandwich?
if not then its not good news.
i also hope so, too much work to be lost so simply.
>>694443275
was it a ambuegar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz0IT4Uk2xQ
>>694443327
this problem shouldn't of existed
>>694442003
True, people want to use guns and whatnot, but that would be me in a melee situation. Ranged, I'd go for something that would make the simplest of bullets cause so much pain despite a low blood loss just to fuck with them. Also those bullets they are trying to make that split into pieces on impact.
>>694442087
And what goes on can be quite unusual.
>Rattles.
>>694442142
>Chainsaw maid is best maid.
>Sorry for the late post.
>>694442694
Moonpie.
>>694443327
>one day
Not in the states.
7.25 being the minimum wage, at 8 hours. 58 bucks brother.
Hold on, Medicare, Social Security, Federal Tax.
Maybe 46 bucks.
America still uses slaves, Shiro.
>>694443379
I'm feeling better than yesterday, so the chances are high
>>694443529
If this is a revolution/civil war, here is my go to list of information, while this is based for America, it should be similar for most developed nations
>>694443773
Reasons for the glorious revolution!
Fran
>>694443528
I don't know,probably.
>>694443379
Yeah so we're about the same.
the shitpost that rocked a generation.
>>694443528
>shouldn't of existed
>shouldn't of
>of
k
>>694443773
You'd probably make more begging.
What's with your McDonalds employers demanding 15usd/hour? Is their labour considered highly valuable?
I'm sure this minimum wage is meant for Mexicans and Negros, you can do better for sure!
Also: Taxes and insurance on a minimum wage job? Kek.
>homuroll of europoor
Rolling foy Kyouko lewds
>>694443958
Damn, thats going to be a read.
>Checking numbers.
>>694444444
>>694444510
>claiming yume
QOTT: What is your favorite picture of your waifu in your folder?
>
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>694442835
>anyone got good news?
No.
>>694444719
>>694444541
You still should. Might help when the end times come
>>694444719
This one
>>694444719
Probably this
>>694444394
Oh I doubt its the nigger behind the shelf taking my order for barely edible food asking for it. Probably the 40 year old loser scrubbing toilets begging for it.
Guarantee you this: Warehouses don't want to raise the minimum.
And yes, United States of Taxes. Ironically enough.
>>694444214
then it was good
>>694444394
my native language has never been my strong point, nor will it be
>>694444841
shame.
what u listening to rn?
>>694444719
i would show it but i cant access my folder.
>>694444719
Currently this. The art is pretty unique, like her.
>>694444719
>>694444719
Currently i quite like this one. Subject to change depending on my mood though.
I claim amane
>>694443568
Qt.
>>694443958
Good.
>>694444214
Yup.
>>694444719
They're all my favorite.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>694445059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9KAJKoR1sA
>>694445730
All of them?
>>694443528
It was a great sandwich
Little imouto-chan knows what I like
>>694445833
your sure love st's.
but then again, so do i.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N82fP5hKZPY
>>694446168
thats good.
what u listening to rn?
just curious
>>694444719
>>694444971
It's not McDonalds workers demanding 15hr its all Minimum wage workers. The minimum wage hasnt been adjusted for inflation. it is unfucking possible to live on 7.25 an hour gross. I don't make minimum wage but i want it to go up cuz that would mean my pay would go up substantially too. Most starting postitions give minimum wage and its retarded. not just shit jobs.
>>694445970
Yup, all 205 of them.
>>694446168
I don't remember if I asked you or not, did you enjoy that music I sent your way a few days ago?
>>694446630
God I miss my Pharm job.
11/hr
Basically a glorified clerk.
The worst days involved old people getting mad over Norco or having to call insurance companies.
A/C
Marijuana RUINED MAH LIFE
>>694446385
Yea I love my little sis. I'm the only one she has left. You got any family?
>what u listening to rn?
Something gimmicky I heard in a movie long ago
https://youtu.be/OdYGnAFaeHU
>>694446705
Hey Shiro
I already told you back then I did and I added some of it to my playlist, but not all of them
>>69444695
Yea, my memory isn't too good. Any plans for the day?
>>694446859
My last raise i made around 18 dollars an hour being a chef. You start to add in overtime and holiday which i work like every fuckin holiday. I get decent checks.
Sucks tho I burned out after like 5 years of working strait so here i sit unemployed living off money i saved up and truthfully loving every fuckin minute of it.
No kids No Student Loans "i worked my way up in the culinary world" means i get to keep every cent i make.
and i always know i can step into a job the minute i feel like going back.
Fuck it, I don't need sleep.
>Welcome to another episode of "Making Bad Life Decisions" with me, the star, Makoto!
>>694447272
You'll sleep when your dead live it up bro!
>>694446950
you must, me and my sister didn't get along until we both passed our 20's.
i have a very big family though i wouldn't call them family by your means, more relatives than family.
only relatives i'm close to is my sister and my uncle.
>country
huh, didn't expect that.
>>694447272
i guess i'm the inspiration for the show
>>694445713
best one so far but not quite the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMD_BqsYFSA
Sleep is for the weak
>>694444971
Minimum wage is strange to begin with. If your time (aka part of your life) is not worth more than a few dollars, then why would anyone pay more for it? Should have stayed in school.
>>694446630
7,25 * 40 hours * 4weeks = 1160 USD per month
Certainly not much, but of course it's possible to live with that. You just need to be able to spend your money right, a skill that poorfags don't posses.
>>694444719
>
>>694441911
roll to cuck OP
>>694447391
That's the plan!
>>694447532
Nah, this is a long running show.
>>694447626
That's the truth right there!
>>694447532
>you must, me and my sister didn't get along until we both passed our 20's.
Yeah that's a running theme in my fanily, all relations improved once everyone had moved away and we didn't have to live with each other.
Ryuko Claimed
This guy
>Ama claim
>>694444719
This one
>>694447592
You absolutely love that soundtrack don't you? Or is it to spread the word about the show?
>>694447922
Both
I will grant you one wish.
What will it be?
>>694446950
Oops. >>694447062
>>694447774
so?
i was a bad decision of my mothers, and i have only done what i am.
>>694447776
i think it may be due to too much socialising and the constant pressure of being the perfect family from parents.
though this may have been only me.
what do you think?
I KEEP GOING TO PICK A PICTURE TO POST THEN I REALISE I CANT.
kill me
>>694448020
I wish for you to stay awesome
>>694447774
Im going to try to not sleep until tonight, im already regretting my life choices
Claimed. I love the way she talks and overall she's just cute, classy and elegant. <3
>>694447862
Heya cute bote.
>>694448158
Then we're in the same boat here.
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>694448158
>kill me
Do it yourself.
>>694448158
if you can't even kill yourself you don't desere to live, kill you're selve
>>694448292
ok, i will.
i just wont specify when.
(some should know when already)
>>694448186
Granted, i will but you're opinion still may change one day.
>>694448236
Heya cute tsun, how's your been?
>we're in the same boat here
L-lewd...
Claiming the best.
Claimed
>>694448501
>>694448236
>You day been
still tired...
>>694448477
Great!
>>694448158
Eh my parents didn't do much with keeping of pretenes of a perfect family. Our tension was just the usual people having thei own and some people namely my mother being very pushy and needy.
>>694447665
your forgetting taxes. so take at least 300 off of that amount. This wouldn't be bad if we lived somewhere where we actually got somehthng for our tax dollar like free school or health care .
Transportation to and from work.
Most cheap places are about 6-7hundred a month not including utilities.
Its not rocket science that it needs to go up. The only reason its been able to remain this low for this long is companys have tricked The U.S government into subsidizing their wages by providing assistance like food stamps and healthcare.
you do realize that as a whole not everyone can afford to stay in school right? its not exactly cheap.
what country are you from shiro? that you know how it is in america?
>>694448220
>Tonight
Try tomorrow son. I've got hell in front of me.
>>694448501
Well, I passed out for some 6 hours, woke up around 3 or 4, and have been up since.
>I take it back, this is my boat.
Please fuck my waifu.
>>694448817
So you are staying up 2 days in a row? Why so long?
>>694447532
>you must, me and my sister didn't get along until we both passed our 20's.
Understandable.Me and my sister weren't nearly as close before my brother passed away.
>i have a very big family though i wouldn't call them family by your means
Same shit here man, I have a very big family on both parents' sides. I don't really like the rest of my family. I love my parents but my dad is a literal cuck and my mom is mentally unstable. My little sis is the only real family I have left.
> didn't expect that.
oh I listen to all kinds of music. I don't really have one genre I prefer over all others
This is why I can't really recommend good stuff but enjoy most of what people link here. Here's a small sample of random songs from my playlist
https://youtu.be/45eSOGguEew
https://youtu.be/5MR6B1jvUg4?list=WL
https://youtu.be/M8SMONizBIA
https://youtu.be/sJSR5-VOlRc
>>694447626
Wise words, edgy swordsman
>>694448020
I wish for some nice gets
>>694448044
tssk tssk
>>694448817
Kek, you poor thing~
I almost fixed my sleep schedule! Then I decided to "rest my eyes", when I opened them again. It was 3pm...
>this is my boat
O-oh my..
>>694441911
ITT I claim all the wifu's and your neckbeard virgin faggots complain and cry.
>>694448228
How do i talk to people in here? ;-;
>muh first waifu braed
>>694449490
>singles
>cant even get dubs
>let alone trips
well done anon
you couldn't steal a free sample
>>694448997
Nah, about 27-28 hours.
Because I fell asleep like an idiot, and now I'm not tired.
>>694449293
You know my pain! Well, I'm sure if I manage to stay up till work time, I'll be fine. I'll figure out some way to keep myself awake there.
I-It's not what you think!
>>694449626
First thing you should do is cut that emoji shit out.
Saber claimed
Good afternoon /waifu
>>694449626
Find someone discussing something and join in
>>694449135
Granted, The Government Emergency Telecommunications Service answers you in a polite manner.
>>694447989
>>694447922
To extrapolate: I fucking love the soundtrack and it's definitely one of my favorites, but it's especailylly good for playing games, especially wows with, something like Knk's ost is beautiful but not something you want to listen to while playing games.
And yeah I do hope more people would see it, the odd release method and stigma of being a remake has made it fly under the radar a fair but, which is a shame for being the best space opera in a long time.
>>694448699
ah, yea that would make everyone despise each other.
now that i think about it, no one has went into detail about their past before (or i cant remember someone doing it) so how about
2ND QOTT:
what is your story?
>>694449135
how did your brother die?
big family's are bothersome, prefer to keep my groups minimal.
i'm not in favour of this place having an influx of members.
>dance
>electro rock??
>metal/rock
>trance
quite a range
>>694449135
How passive aggressive of you, though i shouldnt be surprised
>>694449626
They talk to you first usually
>>694449764
So you are going for around the same time as me. I drank a coffee but it didnt really help much. Today will be the day my sleep is fixed
>>694449626
Well first of all you shop out the kissanime watermark before it triggers Shiki. Then you stop doing the emoticon shit. Then you just kind of mix yourself in conversations.
I don't recognize your waifu. What anime is she from?
>>694449936
I have never lost a game of league while listening to Shiki's theme
>>694449764
I don't know it that much, I don't have to stay awake for 27 hours!
I'll wish you luck, my friend
Then what is it beside that!?
>>694450058
Oh shit I didn't notice the watermark I'm blind as fuck. Shiki's reaction will be fun>>694450058
>Saber
>>694450405
How the fuck did I reply twice.
>>694450054
>Coffee
>Needing a crutch
>Not just staying up through sheer willpower
Git gud
>>694450299
27 hours isn't much if I have some driving force to stay awake. Remember, 120 hours or bust.
I-It's, uhhhh, motherly instinct! I need to protect you!
>>694449812
Ok.
>>694450058
She's from Saijaku Muhai no Bahamut.
About the watermark, i'm just collecting pictures randomly and didn't see it. Will remove, hope Shiki doesn't mind.
My internet is fucking slow holy shit.
Anyway claimed.
>>694450575
Kek, that's fair enough~ Man.. I had a really awesome dream: I dreamt me watching some movie trailer for kancolle. And my waifu was animated and stuff... it was to real kek
Protect me from what??
>>694448739
Fact remains, that your time is obviously not worth enough to get people to pay more for it voluntarily, so you rely on government to artificially keep it up. You are not entitled to more money than it's worth, so no, companies don't "trick government" into keeping it down, it's just that you get less handouts than you want to get.
Increasing it will only accelerate the process of your job being taken by a robot. What are you going to do then? Welfare?
Germany, we do have a minimum wage (for about a year now I think) and it's 8 Euro, but that's really only relevant for foreigners who work here in the summer.
Is the Mako anon lurking?
>>694449886
fuck, you trikt me
Well, it's still better than nothing I guess. What can this service do for me?
>>694450034
>how did your brother die?
He didn't actually die. He just disappeared. That was 3 or 4 years ago I think
>big family's are bothersome
True words. I feel very disconnected from my entire family. They're not all bad people, just unrelatable
>i'm not in favour of this place having an influx of members
Yeah, it can be annoying but there isn't much we can do about it. I hope I don't bother too much. I haven't been around that long
>quite a range
Aye, I can appreciate lots of styles but I'm still not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing
What kinds of music do you like?
>>694450054
Gottem
>>694450405
So flattered at the double (You)
>>694450715
Your waifu a cute. Is the anime worth watching?
People won't actually get pissed at you for it. I know what it's like to have an unpopular waifu. I had to make over half of my pictures myself
>>694450715
The next part is easy: Talk about you're waifu and BS with the community.
Don't be a retard and keep /waifu/ in /waifu/
>>694451426
You asked for nice gets.
Anyway i believe It is intended to be used in an emergency or crisis or something.
>>694450575
Hey you were the one who said you crashed, im still going strong so far
>>694451426
you better be ready for my return in a couple days, its going to get hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXhjp85UNJI
What powers does you're waifu have?
>>694449626
Welcome newfriend!
You should use more emojis, insult people and question the integrity and morals of their waifu.
Also, how many waifus did you have so far and how many do you have right now?
>>694451426
(You)re welcome
>>694441911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_qJuGX2j2E
Claimed nigga
>>694452190
haha. Knob head. WTF even is that.
I cant.
>>694450980
Lucky, I had a dream but I can't much remember what it was about. I'm fairly certain boats were involved, and A LOT of artillery fire.
From the pervs in these threads!
>>694451841
That was last night, this night I'll get it!
>>694451426
Thank you <3
I've realised not so long ago, that i just love characters that seem to have no emotions, but they express them when they're with their lover.
I think it's worth a watch. I've personally loved it, but i guess some parts are typical for every romance/harem anime (so keep that in mind).
>>694451426
disappeared huh...
you still have hope, at least someone has some.
>They're not all bad people
i feel like your implying some are bad but i don't want to jump to conclusion.
> I hope I don't bother too much. I haven't been around that long
its not often individuals bother me, your definitely not one of the nuisances.
main thing that annoys me is the speed in which threads go by now.
>What kinds of music do you like?
metal, rock, classical, jazz, blues, etc.
i have been trying to go out of my comfort zone in music but i cant seem to bring the same enthusiasm to the field.
its both a good and bad thing you have a wide variety.
good because your able to get along with a lot of people through music.
bad because your not focusing on one genre so you cant be extremely cultured in any genre.
Claimed
>>694452856
>Explosion around the clock
Pick one
>>694452597
Like real ships? Seeing a lot of artillery fire must be crazy scary!
But aren't I one of those pervs?
>>694452921
Half past explosion.
>>694452090
Hey :3
Sorry. Posted >>694452744 without noticing your post.
About waifus, had some in the past, something around 4-5. Right now my heart is dedicated to the one and only <3
>pic related
>>694452090
>how many waifus did you have so far and how many do you have right now?
Heresy of the highest degree
>>694452597
Thats what i kept saying, and now im trying another day. The cycle never ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5eodxmPrKw
>>694453509
Hush! I'm making him confess.
And I succeeded!
>>694453495
>around 4-5
>around
>AROUND
Heresy! So much whoring around, and you don't even know the exact amount.
>Right now
Are you planning on changing that in the near future?
>pay all this money
>cut current bill in half
>call up to get service reconnected
>"Uhh... yeah.... we need a minimum of 450 MORE dollars before we reconnect your service."
Fucking niggers. Whatever. I'm moving out so it will be cheaper to discontinue service and have them reestablish service under one of their names.
>>694454082
>Heresy
Who would commit heresy? Absolutely disgusting!
>>694451841
Oh fuck. I better go buy some lube then
>>694452067
None, and she's fine that way
>>694452151
I remember when Shiki got triggered at all my watermarks. Spent a whole day going over each one removing the mark. I'll probably replace them anyway once the fucking blu-ray edition finally arrives
>>694452744
Welcome to the thread friend
>characters that seem to have no emotions, but they express them when they're with their lover.
That's a good and loyal type of girl
Sounds like you've found the right one then
Mine is very open about her feelings, and is not afraid to show it. I love her enthousiasm
>some parts are typical for every romance/harem anime
Can't avoid that eh? My waifu is from a harem slice of life too. I don't mind as long as there's some plot or humor involved
>>694452772
>you still have hope
We're pretty sure he's alive. Last time I saw him a huge fight between him and our mom broke out. He was depressed and she is a borderline. Things didn't end well and we never saw him again. Tears were shed 40 days and 40 nights. He was kind of a narcissistic scumbag but he was still our brother. But now I will stop talking about this, for it makes me sad
> your implying some are bad
Some are. There's someone one would call a 'corporate greedy scumbag' type for example. I won't go on a rant spouting crap over my family, but they're not the most honourable people.
>main thing that annoys me is the speed in which threads go by now
Aye, I don't participate very actively in nighttime threads. Not that you can make more than 3 posts before it hits image limit anyway. It's still nice and slow during the day
>metal, rock, classical, jazz, blues
Quite a range as well I see
>both a good and bad thing you have a wide variety
I think you summarized that pretty well friend
>>694452948
I dunno, I thought it was kinda cool I think.
I need to protect you from yourself.
>>694453509
I can do it, believe in me!
>>694454613
DAMN HERETIC DIE IN THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE!
>>694454713
I love this pic such nice legs
>>694454082
We are just going to brand a newcomer a heretic in their first thread? I like it, ill get the torches ready. Can you get the pitchforks?
>>694454613
No
>>694454713
Woah kiko, im talking about overwatch when i build my new computer. I still got half an arm though so we can use that lube
>>694455123
I need motivation too! Can we believe in each other?
