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/b/ the time has come, the first person to get a 69 decides what I fuck.
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Your mother.
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An inside-out penis
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A hot cantaloupe.
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>>694425547
Last guy you texted
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Yourself
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>>694425547
a coffee mug full of razor blades
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>>694425547
Yourself with a dragon dildo
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>>694425547
off
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her
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A cactus.
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>>694425547
>69 decides what I fuck
off
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>Go to local Starbucks/coffee shop with merchandise on display
>sneak a mug with a lid into bathroom
>cum in it
>put it back on the shelf
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>>694425803
Roll
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mom
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A bag of bird seed
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>>694425547
a cactus
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>>694425547
A knife.
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>>694425547
a dog
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Bag of razor blades
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Yourself with a sharpie
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Gay aids nigger
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>>694426645
Roll
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>>694425803
Roll
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Your own limb.
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Your Dad
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A lettuce
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Some Brillo pads.
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>>694426238
Rolll
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>>694426845
Roll
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>>694425839
kek

roll
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>>694426238
rolling
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fuck your computer case.
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>>694425547
A lemon. but cover your dick with baking soda first.

>it will fizz
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>>694425839
rawlin
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A Make America Great Again cap
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>>694425547
banana
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>>694426238
Rolllllll
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>>694426238
Roll
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A 2 year old
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>>694428786
roll
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A toaster, mid toasting an english muffin
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guinea pig. they are cheap at the pet store
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butter
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bucket of soap
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>>694428932
roll
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A broken light bulb
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Your neighbors mailbox
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>>694428922
roll
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>>694428918
This
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>>694428786
Rollin
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a loaf of bread
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>>694428932
one last roll
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A burrito don't forget the hot sauce
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a glass bottle, make sure to put your dick in while you're not hard.
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a nigger
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Give oral to a gun, my friend did it once and it blew his mind
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>>694429070
>off by 1

Do this
>>694426238
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>>694429233

re-rolling
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Go to the pet store and ask which one is the best fuck
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butter
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Roll
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>>694429233
>>694429322

two dubs, but no 69 :^(

re-rolling for OP to fuck a nigger
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yourself in the ass with a bottle
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>>694429400
roll
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>>694429400
rooolllling
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69 get.

fuck a rake. post pics.
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>>694429432

re-rolling for OP to fuck a nig-nog
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>>694429400
roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
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>>694429467
Ohhhhh
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go fuck yourself
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Your self
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>>694429400
69 get. roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
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fill a cup with thumbtacks or anything pointy and start humping away my man
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An egg.
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>>694425803
Rolling
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Fuck yourself
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>>694429568
Off by one...
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>>694429572
roll
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>>694429400
>>694429570
off by 1, fuck. roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
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>>694429233

roll
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Some ham.
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>>694426238
roll
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>>694429572
reroll
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Cheese Grater
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>>694429262
This
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Yourself
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Jam
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A goat with timestamp
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A child
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>>694425803
Reroll
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>>694429666
ayy i got satanic trips
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>>694429400
roll
>>694429666
SATAN
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>>694429572
i got this 69 get
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your hand
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The most expensive thing in your household
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>>694429666
Satan confirmed
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a mixture of shit and vomit, no condoms allowed
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>694429666
Wasted
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A knife
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Shit
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>>694429572
Fucking 69 get already wtf
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>>694429779
roll
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>>694429666
Give satan what he wants
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>>694429752
MODSSSS
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>>694425547
a chicken
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A McChicken Sandwich
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>>694429400
ROLLLING
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Hot soup
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leafy
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>>694429830
Roll
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Rolling for the Starbucks one
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Beehive
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>>694429572
this is bs why no 69 yet
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Your moms panties
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Nothing you ale virgin
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>>694429400
rolling 2
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Your dog
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Wife
If not yet married: neighbor's wife
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>>694429400
rrrrrrrrroll
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>>694426238
video it/ atleast picture it
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>>694429400
cmon roll
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>>694429950
go to your nearest mcdonalds get a big mac meal then hump the cheeseburger in the bathroom
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>>694429868
Ohhhhh
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Nothing
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A dude
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>>694429400
roll baby roll
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>when every post begins with 69 so you can't search it...

reroll this
>>694426238
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>>694430117
ROLLL!!!!!!!!!!
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sandpaper
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>>694429967
Reroll
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Flashlight with thumbtacks glued all over the exterior
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a turned on toaster
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69 get fuck your right hand after cutting it open at least 2 cuts on each finger
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A cat
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Sandpaper
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>>694425547
a 16 year old teen in Nihon.
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>>694430168
So close again...
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>>694430164
reroll
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>>694430212
just fuck nearest animal and post proof also 69 get
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A starfish faggot
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>>694429400
roll
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Fuck a trap
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>>694425803
Do this OP
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>>694425547
An 18 year old prostitute in a college dorm.
In the ass.
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>>694429400
les go. roll
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A Cheerio
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Let's see that stuffed animal
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Gas pipe
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A nigger
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>>694429400
cmon les go. roll
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the nicest looking peice of fruit you have
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>>694430073
Roll
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>>694425547
A little girl in the back of your car.
Just oral.
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Teddy bear
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a glass of ice water
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>>694430416
rolll
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>>694429400
∆
∆∆
rolling
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>>694430284
Rerolling
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>>694430469
WINRAR
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>>694428786
rolling
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>>694430469
WINRARRRR
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>>694430469
Winrar
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>>694430469
God dammit. Butter is so casual... fuking fag roller
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>>694430469
Winner Winner lynch the NIGGER
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>>694425547
an old lady in the top of a truck.
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>>694430469
fucking winrar
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>>694430469
WINRAR
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roll
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>>694430469
Ayyyy
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Just masturbate, but use superglue as lube
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>>694430469
OP is a fag if doesn't do it.
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>>694430559
Roll
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>>694430469
FAGGOT
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>Wow you guys can t roll a 69, I can wait tho.
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Waiting for pic op.
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>>694425547
A very, VERY fat girl in the ass.
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yourself
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>>694430469
WIIJJNNRARR
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>>694429666
Fuckin checkem
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>>694430469
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everyone on the planet
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>Looks like I'm fucking butter nvm
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>>694430608
>>694430469
deliver OP
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put finger in dickhole
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>>694430469
WINNRAR
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Go outside and fuck the pipe thats placed in Z back of the car. Has to be à strangers car
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>>694430469
GG WINRAR
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OP here, dont have butter, and im NOT going to drive to get butter for you fags. 42 Decides the next thing i fuck, make it real this time you dumb people
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>>694430469
IT FINALLY HAPPENED

OP ASK YOUR MOM FOR A STICK OF BUTTER AND SOME TOILET PAPER
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/b/tards


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFl9yWH8pOE
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>>694430689
I don't care if he does or not, butter is just not an interesting win
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>>694430469
REE WINRAR
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FUCK AN ANTSTAck
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>>694430814
fuck off abondon thread sage
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>>694430814
>>694425803
Do this if that really is OP
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>>694430814
shut it you dumb fag
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>>694430814
OP is a faggot, abandon thread
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>>694430814
>>694426238

Do this. If I got satanic trips, I can get a 42.
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>>694430814
fuck yourself
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>>694430814
>>694428786
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dat boi
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rape a pillow
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>>694430814
Op is fag
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Your own arsehole by going limp, sticking it up your arse, then going diamonds.

While sitting on top of a cactus or some other spiky object.

42 get!
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>>694430814
fuck the next dog you see
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>>694430814
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>>694430814
a socket
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>>694431126
roll
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>>694431024
Rip, wrong order.
>>694431114
Rerolling.
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A bowl of cooked pasta.
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>>694430814
fuck a fuck
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>>694430814
>when you don't have butter
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Fuck an animal dont care what
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Guys op here, ran out of butter hope this is OK
Not joking though, Im calling 911
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>>694431126
42 get
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>>694431114
Forever rerolling
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Any kind of food
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>>694431407
im not a fat american
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a sandwich, give it to someone afterwards
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>>694431430
>reverse image search
faggot
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>>694431440
re
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>>694431488
rollin
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>>694431430
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>>694431126
42
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>>694431440
close
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>Smh so many people post as Op
>How will we know if he delivers
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A bottle of cockroaches
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>>694431126
get
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>>694431126
>>
>>694431636
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>>694431114
Roll
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>>694431488
69 get
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>>694431126
42 get
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>>694431741
it's 42 now. close so rolling
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fuck an donkey.
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>>694431114
42 get
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>>694431860
okey
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>>694425547
Kitchen sink drain pipe.
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>>694431114
Don't mind me, just delivering gifs and getting 42
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>>694431114
42 get!
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A Female Dog.
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>>694425547

Quick dry cement
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>>694430814
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An anthill
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fuck some sand paper :)
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>>694433842
le win le rare le fuck you op :)
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>>694433842
OH SHIT
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An apple lined with sandpaper
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crackwhore, without condom
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>>694433869
noice one
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