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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>694391153
I used to let my younger cousin watch me shower and change.
rip
>>694391153
Lol nice try fbi
>>694391153
Despite having a hot gf I masturbate to porn all day because I'm addicted to it. We are sitting in one room while I jerk off and she doesn't know. Have been doing this for years.
>>694391153
my friends finger tried to car me in the back of my mom
>>694391153
I ruin books by writing in them with marker pens
>>694392271
how old? m/f?
>>694392581
what?
>>694391153
Whenever I go over to a friend's house / apartment I reverse the side their toilet paper hangs from in every restroom of the house IE if they prefer A, I switch it to B, if they prefer B, I switch it to A
>>694391153
I have a secret number I just picked between one and ten
secret: it's 5
what do I win anon
>>694392710
Both guys, and started when I was 11 and he was 8. Lasted for about three years. He didn't know I knew though. I remember liking showing off, kek.
I accidentally killed someone, and I got away with it
>>694392927
nice. I shower with my nephews pretty often
>>694391153
My mom use to let me fuck her whenever I wanted because she told me it was normal to do so.
Had a 3year long affair with a married mother of 3. Best fcuk I ever had, tight body, beautifull, so sad she was married
When I read stories people tell about how they were raped/molested I have to immediately fap. I don't want to be raped or rape anyone. I don't actively seek out stories about rape. But if I see something in the news or a thread online I can't help but get really horny. It sucks. I always feel bad afterward because after I cum I always scroll down to read people's horrified comments and realize what I did.
>>694393289
Same here, the oldest is six though. They all just hate clothes so it's pretty common.
>>694391153
My cousin is having a baby on the way and I think it might be mines.
>>694391153
Got molested until I was ten and I haven't told anyone. Only my family knows because of the investigation. I'm 19 now and haven't been intimate with anyone since. No clue if I can even have kids.
>>694392581
I'm sorry anon
>>694393537
mine are ages 4, 6, 7,7,9,12
>>694393344
It was prolly my wife. Where was this?
>>694392581
but who was drive??
>>694393781
Tits or GTFO
>>694392598
You!,it was you.
Im fucking find you,you fucking monster!
Amo en secreto a la novia de mi mejor amigo, tengo novia y no entra en mis planes dejarla ni ponerle los cuernos. Estoy jodido.
>>694392523
I feel you dude. I do the same thing. I mean we don't live together so it gives me a lot of free time but I can usually be okay if we do it twice in a day.
>>694391153
i was infantry and tried to kill myself because i was too afraid i would freeze and let someone i cared about die.
to this day i still act like billy badass and constantly tell the people i was kicked out for my bipolar, when in fact i was kicked out because i wasnt allowed to use a weapon- for fear id kill myself.
ive never told anyone this, and on my dd214 i always use the short version to hide it. not even my wife knows.
>>694394216
Been married a long time. Wife won't do BJs or anal anymore :( sucksman
>>694393781
What did he do that you think you can't have kids?
I'm masturbating with my sister's vibrator that I found in her bin, covered in her dried pussy juices
>>694391153
I pretend to be a gay couple with my friend so we can go to nudist beaches and stare at chicks. Beaches here frown upon single guys, so it's not gay :^ )
>>694393493
So I'm not alone? Is this good or bad?
>>694394433
Fag
>>694394433
fag
>>694391153
i mistreated the only woman i ever loved. she only had 1 serious relationship before me (a boyfriend of like 5 years). and despite her being seriously emotionally unstable i still abused her. occasionally her outbursts would anger me so much i would choke her or hold her down until she submitted etc. toward the end of our relationship i frequently helf her on beds, couches, covered her mouth with my hand as i held her against myself....
>>694393781
This guy just fapped >>694393493
>>694394346
I was young and got raped. I don't know if there is enough damage to prevent future pregnancies. I know it's possible, but I don't know if I want to know.
>>694394288
God damn. That's the kinda lie that can catch up with you bro. Did you ever get deployed?
>>694394288
You're a loser.
>>694394288
I was kicked out at the end of basic because i'm a depressed little anxious bitch and I cried to the chaplain because I realized I couldn't make it in military life. It took a while but they deemed me mentally unstable and unfit for service. I was like a week away from graduating.
That's my secret. I never talk to people about it, and when I have to, I just say I didn't like it and sweet talked my way out.
>>694394710
tits slut
>>694394775
Youre also a loser.
>>694394332
Damn that's rough. I've dated this girl on and off for like 5 years and it's getting to where it's like 5 times a week, maybe more if we drink. I love her but if this is what it's going to be like when we are married then I don't want it.
>>694394889
I know, that's why I'm in the thread.
>>694394775
at least you had the courage to admit you were in over your head.
ACE cards exisit bc most dont speak up.
I have a fetish for sleeping with married men. My hottest memories are sex with a teacher and sex with a friend's dad when I was younger. It's the only type of sex where I can orgasm from the actual sex rather than from rubbing or licking.
>>694394073
fuck off newfag
>>694394758
sure i am a loser. a secret loser. better than a keyboard warrior though.
>>694394758
>>694394889
>projecting this hard
You're a fucking loser and you know it.
just got done fucking my 14yo fuckbuddy a few minutes ago
I masturbate to my aunt frequently and found pictures of her breast on her phone and saved them.
>>694394608
i never actually hit her, but i really didnt treat her well. i have nightmates about it knowing i loved her so much but treated her so badly.
>>694394775
That's bitch-made right there. >>694394288
You're the guy that gives
A bad name to other infantry. You probably have gay tall tales that you tell when you're drunk.
I had to get out when I got my ducking foot blown apart by a really small anti personal mine. Wife left me, took my dog, I've tried killing myself. Couldn't do it. Now I teach 9th grade history and assist in JROTC.
>>694395134
i remember you, feeling slutty tonight?
Shot a cat that refused to shut up while in heat with a slingshot and a glass marble. broke one of its ribs kek.
It was finals week.
Still take pride in that shot to this day, over 30 yds at night.
Nobody ever knew it was me.
I cried while reading the story about Ella
>>694395442
i was deployed twice to afganistan and didnt actually care until i hit e4 and became the teamleader. i was in 1/66 mech infantry and when we were moved from hood to carson we converted into light.
secondly, eat a dick.
and no, i dont tell "war stories" i tell people about the time i used the master keycard from battalion to put 20 blow up dolls into the nieghboring nco qaurters.
>>694395395
dump em anon
>>694391153
I'm secretly worth 869,456,899 US dollars. It's ok if you dont believe me, thst just means it stays a secret
>>694395551
bump
>>694395872
go on...
>>694391153
I am the bayhaver bucher...
>>694395551
Always, are you a regular?
>>694396028
Want something on steam? I'm the anon that always buys
>>694396130
no but i was in the thread
I secretly take pictures of my sister in the shower and masturbate to them
Earlier today I showered with my 9 and 7yo nieces, didnt touch them or anything like that
>>694396269
how old?
I want to be put into a mental hospital for awhile just to experience it.
>>694396334
>>694396269
Don't answer that, the feds are watching
>>694395872
Inheritance? Why would you be so specific about it?
>>694396194
oh boyo, a treat?
>>694396194
I don't know if it was you who bought me Binding of Isaac a year back, to this day one of my most played games, thanks.
>>694396507
feds already know the age already
>>694396334
She's 25. We both live together and I feel guilty every time I do it and delete the pictures, but then take more whenever I get the urge to.
>>694394433
>Brojobs aren't gay
Am 29 and paid my 33 year old married cousin with two kids £5000 for a handjob
>>694396194
don't have steam for the moment but thanks anon, think of me next time you feel generous
[email protected]
>>694396817
Couldn't you haggle?
>>694396817
a fucking HANDJOB?
Dude I would have flown across the pond and let you fuck me in the ass for that.
I'm a dude but still.
>>694391153
I got bullied for an entire year in school because I hated applesauce
>>694396767
dump em right away!
>>694396262
Okay, I'm flattered you remember me
>>694396194
I keep wanting to buy overwatch but I literally just changed states and jobs so I'm not even participating in the winter Steam sale
>>694397241
it's not that good. play all the heroes a couple times and then it's just the same 'ol. Like watching fireworks, it's nice but it gets repetitive fast.
classic TF2 was much better.
I've had many wet dreams of getting to watch my boyfriend fuck his trap brother.
>>694396964
She wouldn't suck my dick. Came on her tits also. Like to see how much one of your close relatives would want to do something incestual.
>>694396817
You better fucking show pics of her anon, 5000 would buy you two hookers and realgirl doll.
>>694396964
KEK!
>>694397372
See my friends and I are all TF and CS players but they jumped ship to play and they're still doing that and Go since they're NEETs.
Conned a man out of $13k worth of coke, but i don't hide that from too many people
Id rather play video games than spend time with my girlfriend
>>694397439
Wouldn't be a secret anymore if people knew who she was now
>>694396817
show us a picture of her to see if worth it.
>>694397664
i sent the most meaningful, 1 year relationship delving into every spare moment i had into video games. i would wake up at 9am and game until 4pm only because i knew thouse were the house my gf were at school. i did that for a good 8 months. also, my gf was really fucking hot. probly a 9/10
I met a drug dealer through a friend who hired me to work in his house helping him sort and sell his drugs. He basically fed me, payed me, and let me sleep in his house. I set up a breaking and entering and robbed him for about 10-15k worth of drugs.
>>694397685
this is the internet duhhhh...
I called out sick from work today, but really I'm not sick hehe bad right?
>>694398037
I have siblings who frequent 4chan
>>694398074
you are cancer in its purest form anon
>>694398074
Truly Mischievous.
my mom's finger tried to car me in the front of my friend.
Cam chat blackmail reporting
>>694398232
blur her face then
>>694391153
The customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a large. I GAVE HIM A LARGE!!!! I SOILED THE GOOD KRUSTY KRAB NAME!!!
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
>>694398435
kill the cancer moot, please
>>694392774
Lurk more
>>694394332
Damn wife gave me anal only twice but I can still usually sweet talk some head out of her although 2 years ago that definetly wasn't the case
i went to McDonalds today and asked for a cup of water, which I later filled with soda.
>>694398344
carfinger momfriend
I've been with my girlfriend for 5 months, I don't love her but I dont think I'd live without her
>was in deep depression in November
>was going to jump off a bridge
>shouldofdoneitfag.
>current gf messages me 2 days later
>get talking...whole romance story
When I was 7, I was continually molested by the daughter of my mom's friend who used to babysit me. She would have me grope her titties, make out and kiss her all over and she would jerk me off and stick her fingers in my ass. Everytime she would molest me when I was at her house, she would always talk about her boyfriend first and show me the picture she had of him on her night stand to guilt me into being silent. Her mom eventually caught her, but she never said a word, after that she stopped doing it. I've been extremely fucked up sexually since it happened.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
still fap to it.
>>694399035
pedofag detected.
I wear a sports bra as part of my outfit every day.
I'm a guy.
>>694395395
Same. Got a hold of a couple videos of her sacking dick and hanging around naked
i am an atheist who is currently euphoric.
>>694399084
Rapey rapey rapey rape rape
>>694399145
Thank you for your sympathy
>>694399329
>>694399329
>>694399329
>>694399022
Wew lad
>>694394288
I was medically retired for ptsd because I killed 2 people and feared using weapons after that.
Tried killing myself because one of them didn't deserve to die. He was 16 yes old and just wrong place wrong time. Bullets don't lie.
80% from the VA here.
I tell people it doesn't affect me... I don't talk to any of my friends I was stationed with because they remind me of the worst time in my life.
>>694399517
No such thing as a wrong place wrong time, he knew soldiers were around, nigger didn't scoot, you got to shoot
i am a sexual degenerate with a history of poorly rationed sexual "curiosity" as a child
also i have a bad tendency to use everyone around me
now i hide among normies
>>694399022
I received some advice when I questioned if I really loved my gf. They told me to "imagine life without her", which made me realize I wouldn't take it without her. Then I loved her as much as I could with no holding back.
Until she cheated on me and broke my heart into a million pieces. I don't know what to make out of it, but I thought it might be useful.
>>694399517
im confused.
dont you people WILLINGLY sign up to train on how to kill other human beings?
I mean, if I went to chef school, and then cooked some good shit, wouldnt that be the whole point?
>>694391153
I am a terribly superficialy person and look for friends and partners with atleast some things about them that makes them less attractive so I seem more attractive, or look for trophy girls I can brag with.
>>694399517
Well enjoy dem benefits and suck it up joining the military was a choice so tired of you kids jumping in right out of high school and then expecting it not to be jarring as fuck to your psyche
I touch little girls all the time
>>694399676
But the reason I wanted to kill myself is because i lost everyone, I became emotionally detached from everyone, even my family. I don't know how to love
>>694399786
PEEEEDDOOOO
>>694399786
MODS.
>>694399862
What? I work in a kindergarten
>>694399749
>>694399691
Shit I was air force. I was just unlucky enough to be the only dude in the air force to be blown up and kill people
>>694400010
which means you're not telling a secret
>>694400010
>kindergarten
>touch kids
>confirmed pedo
M○DS
>>694395872
If you're ever feeling generous. Send some money to my paypal :)
>>694400107
to be fair I didn't know he worked in a kindergarten
>>694394608
I know that feels bro.
>>694394710
What happen to the rapist? Don't you consider seeing a therapist?
>>694392774
>>694393781
Asl?
Sorry mate. I always wonder if boys or grills are more molested in da world
I slashed my ex gf's tires, poured concrete in to her bf's gas tank, got him evicted by reporting his illegal efficiency, and reported him to the FBI for running Bitcoin scams on Facebook.
Oh, and I fucked my ex fling while dating her, a hooker on the street, and made out with a girl and a stripper at a strip club.
I'm kind of not a good person but I don't care. Oh, and I installed a tracking app on my "best friend"'s phone and learned that the piece of shit is in town a lot but never calls me except for when he's away and his new "amazing gf" is busy. Fucking faggot asshole. When he calls I check the app, see that he's driving home from work where he lives 300 miles away, and I ignore that shit. He was here last week, didn't once call me to hang out. Nothing the three days he was here. When he's in a strange land and no one talks to him, then he calls.
i did enough stuff in high school that i could never be military or law enforcement, but no one seems to know. it's like they didn't even ask.
>>694400708
she already saw therapist anon thats the whole porblem
>>694400828
Like what stuff? Fighting, robbing, etc?
I give condoms to my 13yo niece who recently starting being sexually active. Her parents are fairly conservative jesusfags and she is trying to keep it a secret. Told her she is welcome to come to my house if she needs a safe low-key place to fuck or just hang out with friends or what ever.
>inb4 cheating military wife
Goddamn bait Bylat
>>694400772
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I WANT TO MISBEHAVE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SHOUT AND YELL AND SCREAM IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>694400772
>piece of shit
>complains when noone wants to meet
>>694393781
Im 18 now. I wonder if you can recover
>>694391153
There are police cars and other cars driving slowly past my house,Everybody notice,but nobody know I have fault on this shit.
I'm a rentboy. Male prostitute. Nobody who knows me knows that i let dudes fuck me for money.
>>694400941
just stuff. i don't talk about it, but if i ever took an entrance exam i'd have to lie quite a bit to pass.
>>694395134
Why don't you live on that fantasy? Its just love.
>>694400942
U want to fuck her, don't u?
>>694400982
i like /b/ sooooooooo much lol so random xD
>>694400942
this shit is now a meme.
When I was younger, my sister and I used to blaze together occasionally. One night, we got high as fuck together, and we were just in her bed watching a movie, and after we finished the movie I told her I was tired and she told me I could sleep in her bed for the night, so I did. She's an insomniac and she takes this pill that makes her high as fuck for like 30 mins then pass the fuck out and not wake up for ages. I guess the high stacked up and she forgot that I was laying next to her because she took all her clothes off, so me, being the high and horny prepubescent kid I was, took advantage of the fact that she passed the fuck out and I rubbed my cock on her ass/pussy and grabbed her tits and put my cock in her mouth and shit, then busted on her tits, wiped it off, fell asleep and pretended nothing happened the next morning.
>>694396467
You wouldn't last a month
>>694400772
What app?
>>694395288
Kek
>>694401117
yes if she wasnt related. but ill admit she is very pretty.
>>694401195
nah, it needs to be posted a lot more before it is meme.
>>694401106
What do you mean? I don't understand
>>694394142
en ingles faggot
>>694399035
How old was she?
>>694399708
did you mean "normal guy"?
>>694399987
CRY BABY GTFO NOW!!!
>>694401747
12 or 13
>>694395134
You still around?
>>694394142
Entonces no entiendo de que te quejas, si tienes novia y no la quieres dejar, solo deja de hablarle a la otra morra y ya
>>694402129
Yes
>>694402434
I am basically like you except with married/engaged/ taken women. Has your fetish ever affected your relationships? Ever cheat yourself?
>>694392969
That's okay, accidents happen.
>>694402534
I haven't had any long-term relationships, longest one was two months. But no, I've never cheated on my boyfriends.
>>694402668
How old are you now? When did you first discover your fetish?
>>694400772
He probably doesn't call because you're a shit friend and a fucking psychopath who stalks people he thinks are his friends. Jesus, if I ever found out someone was so obsessed with me that they installed a fracker on my phone I'd get a fucking restraining order.
>>694402668
tits/timestamp please
Every time i have sex with my SO i think about how my ex used to fuck me and i cum so hard
I used to think about killing people every day, hoping for something to make me snap and send me on a rampage. For the past few months those daily murder fantasies have been replaced by suicide fantasies, I haven't had a good day in so long I don't think I can anymore and I will probably kill myself within the next year because I don't believe I'm capable of being happy
>>694395724
I translated it to spanish and cried a lot
>>694402816
How long have you been with him?
>>694402759
I'm 20 and it was just a sexy thought until my first time. I was 17 and had sex with a teacher. It was the first time I orgasmed from sex and it's been my fetish ever since. No other kind of sex compares. No boyfriend before or after has made me orgasm from sex.
>>694401615
>marry a guy
>then you're fucking a married man every night
Happy hunting.
>>694402874
murder-suicide is your best option
>>694403007
Did you cry because you're 007 beaner spy?
>>694403035
Yeah married/engaged people are sexier. Seeing the ring just makes things so thrilling.
One time my brother and my cousin were "experimenting" in one of their bedrooms. (they had both used that bedroom at one point or another, I forget who's it was at the time.)
I told them if they didn't let me watch I'd tell on them, so they let me watch. We've never discussed it since, that I can remember, and I know that both will likely deny it. Especially considering the other brother had gone to jail for the same thing with the same person.
>>694403243
Noooo when they realise I'm better than their wives and say so is best ^.~
>>694393781
I feel you lol, got molested by a neighbour at 13. forming relationships with guys is easy, but with girls its hard, no clue why. really fucked up
>>694403490
Yeah that's fun too. Can we see some tits please?
>>694403604
Got Kik? I don't want to derail the thread
technically, cheated my gf several times.
>>694403893
Yeah victorc9999
>>694404027
Kay gimme a minute
>tfw 7 years old, I was a handsome little blonde haired green eyed boy with long girly hair, like 1996. big fan of silverchair and nirvana at the time
>my year 2 teacher was HOT AS FUCK and I knew it even then as a kid, she had to be about 18-25. gorgeous
>I was her favourite, since I was the smart one in class but also not a spergy boogerlord, always asked me to demonstrate things
>it was my birthday
>"Aww happy birthday anon! Yay! Did you get any presents!?"
>'Yeah but I have to share them with my twin brother'
>"aww, well he can't share this kiss with you!"
>kisses me on the lips and then again on the cheek and left her lipstick on me infront of all the other boys
>went bright fucking red and I swear it acfivated deep inside me the beginnings of my first boner, I literally felt blood and adrenaline move around my body
>she got married a year later and her surname changed and It really fucking bothered me as a kid and I had no idea why, only later I realized because I wanted to claim her
>found a lesbo porn mag in my back shed years later as a 12 year old, my uncles stash with his weed
>there was a blonde chick in the mag who looked EXACTLY LIKE HER
>first time I'd seen full blown naked porn
>full page glossy pics of hot blondes licking each other out on sandy beaches with wet tits
I wacked off FURIOUSLY for an ENTIRE DAY
My sister found the mag and dobbed me in
>I later found the mag again in her room
Holy fuck it was a good time
>>694393493
something about rape makes me diamonds. im horrified when i think what raping someone would be like though
I post five lies and two truths in every thread to fuck with the data miners.
>>694403072
I cried because la migra got me after it
I've cheated on almost every gf I've ever had.
I justify it to myself because I know that dudes are constantly trying to flirt and fuck them, that's just the way of the world. Girls don't beg guys for sex, it's the other way around. All of my gfs have been very attractive and probably had dudes hitting them up all the time when we were together.
With all the flirting and whatever-the-hell going on behind my back in any relationship, I get jealous and end up fucking some sloot and then feel bad about it. Happens every time. I just don't trust women and assume that they are doing the same type of thing to me.
I know i'm a hypocrite but that's the point of the thread, right?
>>694401228
Micah nooo
>>694402780
This
>>694394433
faggot
>>694403893
Why is Kik so popular? Snapchat gives you more control :P
I was raped from my cousin when I was nine.Twice.
went to friends house
his brother and wife were in the house
wife in dress doing some thing with the pussy
saw a bit
wife screams at my friend
>>694391153
My mom was a psycho and forced me into being a girl when I was a kid. No surgery or pills, but it still fucking sucked.
im married with 3 kids but i love sucking cocks
im going to suck one tonight and fuck the guys ass too
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
I sexually assaulted a girl in her dorm once. She was my friend. Biggest mistake of my life, regretted it instantly after I did it.
>me and her talking about how my ex smeared my own cum on my face as a joke
>we laugh about it, I joke that i'd to it to her because we kinda flirted sometimes
>we get wasted
>she's sleeping, i'm sleeping next to her
>jack off
>cum on hand
>smear some of it on her cheek
>she wasn't sleeping the whole time
>we aren't friends anymore
I thank god she was too poor to make a court case. Maybe it was just the liquor but for some reason I thought it'd be a funny practical joke at the time. I suppose I saw her as more of a guy friend than a girl friend and I was just playing a really nasty joke and reality set in way too late.
I still feel awful about it.
To be completely honest though, I still think she overreacted. She said I ruined her life.
>>694395619
nice fucking shot mate
rip kitty tho
I take copious amounts of steroids to deal with social insecurities so I must attain a physique which counters those issues.
I'd rather masturbate watching porn than having sex with my fiancee'. And I feel like shit from it.
i suck a dick
>>694405304
try wearing her clothes it works for me
>>694405304
Why? Are you just not attracted to her at all? This probably isn't a good sign if you're not even married yet.
I have commitment issues, I've cheated on every girlfriend I've had. I would get caught or break it off before they could find out. My parents found out about 1 because of my sister ratted me out. I was 23 & they sat me down & gave me a "we raised you better then this' speech. I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>694405304
You two need to go to the gym together
Trust me
Get her fit, her self confidence or lack thereof is what's killing your boner
>>694404629
I feel you
>>694391153
Im 23 m and wearing a diaper im trying not to wet. I wont post pics here but i have skype and ill give pics after chatting a bit, official.alternate
>>694394142
go back to mowing my lawn
When I was 14 i took the v of a 9yo girl, was 100% consensual. fucked her quite a few more times later on.
>>694405963
9yo girls can't consent, pedo rapist
>>694406020
clearly they can, arbitrary laws aside
>>694406257
They can, but there's no way to know that she really wanted to consent or if she was just scared of what would happen if she said no, because she's 9.
>>694406685
she wanted it, i didnt force anything.
>>694404092
I want to see em too :c
Unhappy marry here anyway
>>694391153
i dont have any friends but i tell myself other wise
>>694407067
also, physically she was ready for sex
>>694407375
Ok, that's fine i guess, but the "arbitrary rules" are there to protect kids. And if i were the judge and the kid said they wanted it you would still be fucked my friend, because i obvs cant trust the perp and not trusting the 9 yr old either. That's why the rule is there
When I was 16 I let a 10 year old girl watch me fap. I was left in charge of her & her younger brother who was 6. Their parents were friends of my parents. I watched them overnight. The brother went to bed early around 830 & the girl around 11. I'd turn the TV on Skinamax. I could hear footsteps from upstairs & saw the girl looking from the top of the staircase through the corner of my eye. I got completely naked & had the fap of my life. I pretended I didn't know she was there. The next day I acted like nothing had happened & did she but knew, she knew. Watched her a few more times after that but never did it again. Still see her every few years & have never once brought it up.
>>694391153
I was introduced to sex at a very young age and now I've realized that I have an attraction to child porn. I'm a pedophile.
i suck
>>694407689
the rule is just there as a feel-good soccer mom cover from reality.
>>694407728
is she hot?
>>694407728
im pretty sure a 10 y/o girl would tell her parents or brother that no?
>>694408160
Still there and always going to be there and im glad it's there. And no it's definitely hard to tell if the child actually wanted it or not unless you are the child.
>>694393781
Sucks, when did it start? and how come no one realized it? Any decent medical doctor would've known in a split second.
>>694391153
I am in love with a girl with the biggest clit I ever seen.
She cost me 650 GBP every week, but she worth every penny.
>>694407777
Your quads gave me a boner....could you tell us moar?
>>694391153
My uncle made pizza of me when I was younger. I thought I was just modelling because I didn't have sex or anything - just lewd and nude shit. Parents found out when they saw pics I took off myself. Told them my uncle did it and it was fine. Never saw him after that.
>>694398823
Jesus you sick fuck
>>694408490
>it's definitely hard to tell if the child actually wanted it or not
baseless vague subjective opinion is vague and baseless. she wanted it as much as older girls do, she loved to get fucked, was pretty easy to make her cum
>>694391153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozg_S02PYDQ
mine is that i produce this music and post it on /b
>>694392523
nobody fuxking cares you dumb shit
>>694408355
She was up until she was 23,then she had a kid & got fat. She's 26 now.
>>694407728
fuck da girl
>>694408943
Im talking about in a court of law sense as to why the rules are there dumbass. They dont know anything about it and the rules are there for a good reason. You are an idiot
>>694408407
Not that I know of
I once stole a bike cos I had no money and needed transport.
>>694405031
Chicks are over dramatic, how the fuck does that ruin your life? Just wipe it off
sometimes i tuck my dick so i know what its like to be James Comey
>>694404365
thats a lie
Friend and mine sucked each other's dicks when we were younger like 5 or 6 years old onwards to around 8 I think
>>694404713
Lmfao who's micah
>>694409184
yes i know, as i stated earlier i dont give a fuck about the laws, thus i dgaf what you think.
>>694409619
I told you i was fine with you doing you so long as youre not raping them. Youre using discretion etc. You say youre not and that's fine. I was just disagreeing with the point where you said the rules were arbitrary. They arent. The rules make sense. Just dont get caught and dont fuck people who dont want it.
>>694401228
>prepubescent
>cum
This is how I know you're lying.
I have been dating my girlfriend for a year now, cheated on her 2 weeks ago. Made out with this girl and fingered her. Currently talking to another really hot girl, have no intentions of stopping.. And i'd like to say i'm in love with my girlfriend I just can't control myself. All these girls are coming onto me and I don't want to say no.
I have a girlfriend but I'm cheating on her with a married woman who is actively trying to have my baby. Pretty hot.
>>694408572
Sure.
My first sexual experience was with my brother. I didn't really understand that what were doing was really bad. I just figured it was something I would get in trouble for then it would be forgotten about. "like hey, bad boy, go to your room!"
things went on like that for quite a while. He used me for anal sex, which I didn't enjoy. He wasn't rough on me, but it still hurt. Looking back this is probably what got me on the pedo path. Most of our sexual acts wasn't an unpleasant experience. I actually enjoyed doing sexual acts with him because it made me feel more adult. and I honestly got really good at preforming fellatio. Of course I still learned that it was very wrong for me to do these things.
I was about 7 or 8 when all of this was taking place but then something even more fucked up happened. ANOTHER older family member of mine roped me into sexual acts. At this point I was feeling like this behavior was normal somehow. Like what I was doing was just something that people did and didn't talk about, like normal sex.
It wasn't until years later that I learned how wrong that was through the internet and other people. For the most part I'm a normal person. I get off to adult porn and hentai I can talk to people and socialize. But I also feel attraction to children. Not every child sends me into some frenzy and I know never to do anything bad to a child (less they turn out as fucked up as I am)
But the thought of some kids in sexual situations does have an affect on me. It does slightly turn me on. I'm trying to stop that way of thinking but I know it won't be easy. It's in my blood I think...I'm not looking for redemption or forgiveness Because I don't think anyone can give it to me or that I even need to be redeemed. I don't want to commit crimes and I can't help how I feel.
It's my secrete that I can never tell anyone. And the secrete I that feel no one has the right to know.
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I'm 30. Married to my wife (29) for 3 years, known her for 14 years. For the past 7 years, I've been sleeping with her sister (24).
Love my wife, but her sister is fucking amazing in bed, better ass and face, and actually has a high sex drive.
>>694412742
Does she do things your wife won't do?
>>694412742
Is there a family pussy resemblance? I am always curious about that...
>be me
>go out drinking when im 19
>to this point every girl ive made a move on ive slept with
>think im alpha as fuck
>order drinks and scope out the biddies
>find hot girl, totally my type
>get drunk with her, totally flirting and hitting it off
>end up leaving the bar with her
>walk in the direction of her place
>says she need to sit down to rest in a park
>sit down on nearby bench
>make my move
>she rejects me
>i keep trying, i dont understand why
>she keeps rejecting and saying no
>i get angrier
>force my fingers down her pants and inside her
>she starts to cry
>i get rock hard
>i start to pull down her pants
>she gets up and tries to run
>she trips and falls
>i get on top of her and force myself inside her
>she screams so i push her head in the grass
>in 2 minutes i feel like coming
>i push my weight on her head as hard as i can while i finish
>she stops moving
>I get up and see her on the ground
>cum dripping out of her
>face full of mud and bloody nose
>just silently weeping
>so fucking hot
>I run home and jerk off again
>draw the blinds, super paranoid, try and remember if anyone knew me
>call in sick to work every day
>a week later get fired
>weeks go by
>months go by
>eventually paranoia is so bad i move to another state
>its been 6 months and ive broken contact with everyone I knew, I no longer have any friends or contact family
>i have no sexual desire except to repeat what i did to that girl
>my only regret is that i didnt hurt her more
>i want to snuff the life out of her while i come inside her so that my glare of pure hatred is the last thing she sees
addicted to recording creepshots of girls asses at school
>>694412949
how do you do it?
>>694412742
How did that come to be?
>>694412889
LOL
>>694412891
Kys
>>694412856
The only thing she really does that my wife doesn't like is doggy. Her sister loves it, and it just so happens to feel the best and be my favorite.
>>694412889
Actually I was fucking curious about the same thing too lol. Nipples and pussies actually do similar. Not like identical. But I've seen my fair share of lips over the years, and to a blind test, you'd think they were the same.
Also her sister tastes so good for some reason haha, probably the taboo
>>694392523
I do the same with my fiancé. It's honestly a normal thing to do.
Only little betafags or cucks need to be around there partner 24/7 to get off.
>>694413145
Is her sister married too? Ever fuck them both in one day? How do you do your thing?
I hold spy tapes of Sharjah Ruler where he does nasty things like providing Children to his Jewish "illuminati" friends.
I was planning to knock him out of the ruling.
But when I figured that he sent an illuminati teacher to remove 3 Childs from public school class to music storage class with claims of "good students will get prize" then they were raped by the Ruler friends (Ken of Victorian Motorcycle Wreckers) while his staff workers are outside shouting and yelling. 1 year later all 3 Children committed suicide.
I gathered all terrorists in the world. Made an Alliance. And we will do the most awesome thing ever can be done.
Not joking... Sharjah Ruler is best friend of British Royal Family & American Congress.
He's protected by them. Spytapes... Children Prostitution Rings...
Nasty things, giving birth to Akadawa... using his.. nvm
Wait for me Sultan :D my lovely wife :D.
>>694413093
i should.. but i just want to hurt more women. I want to dominate them and show them how pathetically weak they are so they know their place
>>694392581
Welcome to 4 chan kid.
I know that you had seen another anon post the exact same thing in an earlier thread and you thought that maybe you could emulate his success and look cool to a group of anonymous people for a second, but that doesn't mean it will work for you.
Please lurk on this site some more before you post on a webpage that you have only discovered this morning.
>>694412891
nice do it again man.. post pics next time
Massively into scat
>>694392785
You're a jerk. My little brother does that to me every single fucking time.
Can't stop thinking about fucking my cousin. She's so cute and her rack is amazing. Rate?
>>694393341
This week on "Things that never happened"
I bet you use tumblr quite regularly.
>>694393897
Your house
>>694412891
that is great anon, hey don't be paranoid she probably didn't go to the cops. oh if you drug them you can take them anywhere and then do it lowers the chance of being caught. god speed
>>694412891
this is so fake.
>>694413085
So I've known my wife since we started dating off and on since she was 15, her sister was 10 when I first met her. So I've been close with them both for a long time.
>That being said, I got a phone call from her one night when she was out drinking at a party and was too drunk to drive and asked me for a ride home and not to tell anyone.
>So I went and got her. Picked her up, drove her home (like 10 min away) and
>when we pulled up she just reached over and kisses me on the cheek and says "thank you, SISTER is so lucky" and I'm like "uhh awwww thanks!"
>And sure enough she just kisses me right on the lips, and being a male, I do not pull away and just insert tongue and start making out.
>After like 5 minutes of kissing, she smiles, gets out of car, and tells me "anon I've been wanting to do that for years"
Added green text after sorry lol
>>694413246
Her sister is not married, she does have a boyfriend though. I have fucked them both in one day. Happens quite often. Sister knows it happens and is okay with it, she also does not sleep with her bf on days where we plan to fuck (which is fine by me)
My wife is an overnight nurse. Makes that really fucking simple lol
>>694391153
I felt up my 17 y/o stepdaughter on her deathbed.
>>694394710
>I got raped
>might mean I can't have kids
That's not exactly how it works retard.
I seriously 100% hope you can't have kids.
My dad fucked my sister and I from the ages of 13 to 18. I hated him but he groomed me and I loved taking his dick. To this day no one has made me cum harder. He'd also force my sister and I to fuck, make out and eat each other while he jacked off onto us. Fucker died of prostate cancer two years ago so karma is a bitch. But I'm addicted to sex and fucking older men now. Love calling someone daddy in bed too.
>>694413900
I'm so interestedin this...a similar thing is happening with my fiancé. Her hotter, younger sister has been treating me different after I got engaged with her sister. There has always been a bit of a rivalry, but after the sister broke up with her long term boyfriend....she has been completely different with me. I want you to write a book with instructions.
>>694412742
lucky SOB I wish I could fuck my girlfriends younger sister
>>694414107
>this is my fetish
>>694414107
some parents raise their kids with jesus. Some parents raise their kids with cock. Doesn't mean you have to be a christian and doesn't mean you have to like cock.
If you liked it buddy. You liked it. end of story.
Would you ever continue the tradition with your own kids?
i want to fuck my stepdaughters friend in the worst way. she also happens to live with us now. going for the win........ wife is a fat slob, i need some skinny 20yr old pussy......
>>694414365
You like that? How would you fuck me? Make me cum? Could I call you daddy while we fucked?
>>694414541
Pic of her
>>694414107
Would you ever continue the tradition with your own kids?
>>694399987
Welcome to 4chan Faggot. Please go back to eddit or tumblr
>>694392785
You monster
>>694414344
Unfortunately my instructions would be "manage to get lucky as fuck as let her initiate" lol
Like, I fapped to the thought of her prior to that night because I'm on /b and she was a cute kid haha
But after that first kiss, we didn't talk much when I went to see her sister. Just looks, red face, awkward shy smiles, laughs.
Then eventually I messaged her on AIM (remember when that was a thing) and said "sooooooo...need me pick you up from any parties again?" And that's how it started
>>694414602
I don't want kids.
>>694413309
This
>>694414602
Part of me wants a daughter in the future so I can do this
>>694395442
Your are an asshole for letting the armed forces dictate then ruin your life. Loser
>>694414678
Green text because I'm bored and at work with no work to do yet
>ask her if she has parties
>get response with lols and halo face and her basically "idk what you mean"
>then literally another response, I might need a ride home tonight
> offer to pick her up from party when she calls
> don't go straight home, pull over on quiet suburbia street with no street lights
> make out for hour
> managed to feel on shirt, under shirt, under bra
> see cars driving around, we call it quits for that night
> go home and fap and cum all over the place instantly
>>694414678
I'm planning a heavy drinking night with my fiancé and her sis. Pour heavy on my fiancés drinks and send her to bed passed the fuck out. Then an emotional face to face with the stress marriage and doubt. Talk about things that I can't tell my fiance...but fuck it we are drunk and you are here.
When did you guys start...how long have you been doing this?
>>694414722
Why not? I Want to hear it....
>>694415582
7 years ago
Like a month or two after we made out that first time
I was 23 she was 17
I badly want to be fucked in my ass. I should get my gf a strapon
well. at least I'm not the only terrible person on the planet. Good thread B. I'll try to be a better person. but it is what it is.
>>694415731
You have it made. I'm jealous...thats my goal. I want the good girl to make me pancakes and I want to lick her sisters tight ass
