gosh darn it!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
gosh darn it!
>>694263348
What did I do wrong?
>>694263483
you can't have gfur as a consecutive statement in the OP or it autosages. Same with furry
>>694263483
I'm sure it was something
Last week we mobbed some Asian kid
and took all that cunt's dardy shit
>>694263483
Certain words autofilter, causing the thread to not bump
gfur is one of them. Try g/fur, or something irrelevant.
>>694263554
neffers what does dardy mean
Or random things! *×cosynstkfq59gdeggj
>>694263348
>>694263280
There is some point there, but at the same time I have different levels of chill too. BB tends to be anywhere from motivated and chill. It relaxes me but at the same time it motivates me.
Now this right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYC5Wz1O1Y
I listen to stuff like this when I am actually at the shore. This puts me in a completely different mindset of chill. The almost at peace kind.
>>694263635
dardy is a slang term popular among aboriginals, especially about 10 years ago. Also some of the lower class of other races (mostly white), who seem to blend in super well with urban aboriginals. A lot of mixed blood there.
It means good, cool, great etc. It's a positive thing, usually somewhat possessive.
You call a thing (or sometimes a person) dardy. "Dat's a dardy car dere, cuz"
"Get your hole over here you dardy sing"
You don't say something like "have a dardy day"
>>694263541
>>694263554
my first time making a gfur thread
>>694263553
Yeah thanks for that!
yes
>>694263968
It's k
shota got removed from autosage but furry didnt
kek
chinkmoot loves qt bois
>>694263959
Yeah that's an entirely different tone to me. Something like broken bells has an almost sullen atmosphere to me.
>>694264021
Nobody is surprised by this.
>>694263965
Ugh, miscegenation.
That was a real boner killer.
Post more g/fur
if money can't buy happiness then why is it so fabulous
>>694264221
Money can totally buy happiness. You just need to know where to shop.
brb
>>694264096
>Ugh, miscegenation
Nigger, Australia basically enforced this shit as a law for like a century.
Take tribal abo kids from the parents, teach them to act like white people, try to marry the girls off to older white men
The idea was they could "breed out the black"
Shit didnt stop til like the 1970s
Australia is GOOD at this racism thing
>Buying bf
>>694264362
Oh well miscegenation is ok when it's a white male and the female of the shitty race, just don't give them our women.
Good luck wherever you're going.
>>694264282
Where can I get panties like this ; _ ;
>>694264221
>>694264352
Studies have shown money does indeed buy happiness at a good rate up til about 75,000 a year, then it slows down
75k a year is enough to solve pretty much all money problems and it gives you spare change to fully enjoy a social life and hobbies.
>>694263988
i finally got my dubz
>>694264453
I've read the same study yes.
dem legs
>>694264534
post the webm of the falcon ditto where they kept ledge grabbing for like 20 seconds pls
>>694264671
gotcha
>>694264096
Then with music such as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RaKSRU60bw I tend to have full out positive motivation.
>>694264102
I wouldn't mind being the top or bottom here.
>>694264749
fanks
>>694264775
I use edm, post punk revival and hard rock for that mostly.
>>694264868
you know I've got the goods fam
can I smash meme too
>>694265126
No
>>694265221
Good because the games shit
>>694263348
You guys all know each other right? And I'm just some random making a fool of myself?
its storming
we comfy now
>>694265263
The game is amazing. Your memes, however, are shit.
>>694265342
I know everyone. ESP is cool that way.
>>694265369
man I wish it was storming
too fucking sunny
>>694265342
Thats my understanding of these threads
>>694265375
what do you expect, theyre runescape memes
>>694265464
Do you have a modality other than annoying af
>>694265555
Is there any other that work for these threads? Im not seeing much variation
>>694264952
>EDM
How would you fair to this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOsmUDMdaE
>>694265369
You best have some Doors laying around mate.
>>694265640
You could try having anything remotely interesting or worthwhile to say. Or just not posting.
>>694265665
This is terrifying and I love it. Sounds like some crystal castles shit.
>>694265428
shhh it okay
if you grow up in tornado alley, you to can be blessed with wonderful storms
>>694265665
I am not listening to the second coming of our lord and saviour Jesus in the form of Jim Morrisson atm
>>694265764
Or I could post melee clips
>But whats the difference
>>694265428
Don't know me... Do you?
...do you?
>>694265445
Ok, next time I guess I'll just lurk.
>>694263348
How do you stop liking this stuff?
>>694265863
Shock collar
>>694265847
See my posts usually have non-shitpost content along with whatever image I'm coincidentally posting.
>>694265818
I just want a minor hurricane.
>>694263348
Oh I know you. I always have.
>>694265863
Conversion therapy. Get right with Jesus.
>>694265863
You don't. Sorry brah
>>694265987
third link meant for
>>694265851
>>694265968
I would honestly consider it. I don't want to be gay and i really don't want to be a furry.
>>694265987
and? I dont post content because thats not what I like and I see no point filling threads with pointless crap if all I want to do is converse
>>694265987
dont you get the tropical storms from the south?
>>694265764
I figured it would get some interest.
>>694265818
I have your back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DED812HKWyM
>>694266049
Oh well in that case...
>>694266049
being gay is fun
>>694266019
Then who am I mr smarty pants.
Without doxxing me pls.
>>694266163
Right I don't care if you don't post images, but your conversation is basically just an endless series of shitposts so it's not terribly interesting.
>>694266194
occasionally
>>694266200
witchhouse af
>>694266284
dude I wouldn't know how to dox you if I wanted to
>>694266266
I really think it's coming to that.
>>694266277
No. No it's not.
>>694266448
go talk to a priest
>>694266357
Doesnt need to be. Dont converse with people you dont find interesting, fairly simple
>>694266200
thank you, though I do not care for that song by him
>>694266357
isnt that the equivalent of a lesser hurricane?
>>694266552
You are in my periphery. I will tell you what is wrong with you such that you may fix yourself.
>>694266539
I'm looking to not have gay feelings, not hook up.
>>694266607
That was the most autistic thing I've seen someone say for a while
nice
>>694266609
>*ba dum tiss*
>>694266357
I know..
But if you have ESP can you see me right now?
>>694266600
Yeah but we don't get them very often.
I just want it to not be sunny.
>>694266609
religious communities are literally the only ones in the world that will have any interest in getting rid of those feelings, idiot. Do you want real advice or not?
>>694266691
You're literally twitch chat made manifest in the threads, it's grotesque.
>>694266691
Really? For me it was "I play Runescape"
>>694266749
Only your genital region. It's a very limited esp.
>>694266609
You could always just try it, if it's not for you then you're cured.
I can think of a way you can start... Pic related.
>>694266760
>stop being annoying around me online
>>694266797
Nothing wrong with scape
More to do than play deadcontent on wow
>>694265987
>a minor hurricane
Just please do not ask for what we had last year around the same time. Tropical storm that knocked out most of South Jersey and surrounding areas in PA/DE for days on end.
It took 5 goddamn days to get power back to my house.
>>694266600
I figured it was a little on the nose, have something a little more obscure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxLCL-9RO8
>>694266760
i think youll be alright
>>694267007
Like level fishing?
>>694267007
Yes, that's what I would like you to do.
>>694267020
I don't remember a major storm last year so I'm gonna guess that didn't affect me.
>>694267034
I'm vampiric.
>>694267078
Aww hell yeah
>>694267124
Cant always get whatcha want
>>694266760
It was a joke. Do they offer any sense of humor counseling? You may try that out.
>>694266995
That was helpful...
It doesn't matter. I have to walk over an over pass to get home and it doesn't have a fence. Going to factory reset my phone and finish this.
>>694266839
*quickly hides boner*
... Well did you at least like what you saw?
>>694267145
No but until then I'm going to insult the hell out of you as a consolation prize.
>>694267202
I'm trying to be helpful for once in my wretched life, and the joke wasn't creative.
>>694267210
I'm pretty detached about these things.
>>694267202
Yeah, this time
Pic related
>>694267309
>caring what others think of you
>>694267124
then only go out during the night
>>694267202
Do it faggot
>>694267378
Only sociopaths don't. Idiot children on the internet pretend not to. But no this is all catharsis.
>>694267406
I try but I work during the day, unfortunately.
>>694267447
No one cares
>>694267124
It was the last week of June/early July last year. Everything from Cape May County and up was screwed hard by it. Plus our town here never had a storm knock our grid out for a few days on end before, everyone was unprepared for it.
>>694264440
Used dollar store
>>694267447
surely you can bring an umbrella with you?
>>694267309
Doesn't even complement.
Nice cock anon would be fine.. Joking
>>694267532
Fluent response their kiddo.
>>694267536
Philly must've dodged it somehow. Or my neighborhood.
>>694267619
I wear sunglasses at all times during the day. Some light filters in at the edges.
>>694267668
My power isn't typically used for judgment, it'd be unfair.
there even.
>>694267685
lame
>>694267685
I wouldn't doubt it. We probably took most of the hit while you guys just had some rain and winds.
>>694267955
For a while I'd started wearing a cowboy hat but it makes my head too hot.
>>694268008
Same reason sandy spared Philly. It's god's judgment on the shittiest parts of the region.
>>694268020
bullshit
>>694267736
Well at least you didn't catch me at a bad time. Next time you might not be so lucky.
Ask first though :3
>>694268109
bullshit what?
>>694268143
I'm afraid the power isn't entirely under my control.
>>694268222
i dont believe you
>>694268094
Aye I remember Sandy, that shitstorm fucked over my grandparents shore house.
>>694268300
Which part do you not believe, the cowboy hat bit or the hot part? The hat is sitting on my pc right now.
>>694268353
We got slightly wet!
>>694268222
What controls it then? Or, is it entirely random?
>>694268387
the hat part
>>694268488
Want me to take a picture of it?
>>694268424
The mystic forces of the universe, probably. Why said forces want me to look at anuses I couldn't tell you.
There's a guy at work who wears cowboy boots and hat
>>694268566
yes
>>694268584
this is reasonable as in you are in a desert
>>694268666
Just a sec.
>>694268666
No he's like, super-texan.
Works as a security guard.
I want to be fucked by a big soft low-test wussy like that
yeehaw
>>694268948
>cowboy hat
>>694268812
that real neato actually, ask him for some dry rub BBQ recipes
>>694269084
Yes?
>>694269133
thats not a cowboy hat you oaf
>>694269084
My dad was from Montana, and it's fairly similar. Bunch of squint-eyed ranchers aiming to shoot any government official who comes too close.
>>694268948
Is that a fucking can on the floor you fucking slob?
>>694268387
The amazing thing is that the shorehouse was in Cumberland County. It was facing the goddamn Delaware river.
>>694269251
well what the hell would you call it
>>694269259
yup
it's seltzer so it doesn't attract bugs so I don't really care enough to pick it up
>>694269260
Unfortunate placement under the circumstances. How bad was the damage?
>>694269259
imo Montana more closely resemble Finland, Texans seem more warm welcoming to people
>>694269361
a dundee hat
>>694269512
It doesn't really have teeth on it...and in any case it's made in America. It's definitely western style.
>>694269361
Water damage to the wood floors, broken windows, mold, damaged stuff/wiring.
The house basically had to be sold off to someone else that could fix it up. Its unfortunate really, considering that it would have been ours after my grandmother passed.
also yeah texans are homies
I mean every texan I've known has tried to save my soul within like 15 minutes of meeting me but still
>>694269702
Property value inversely proportional to water level. That's rough.
>>694269361
That is terrible. You're terrible.
>>694269745
Leave some room in your heart for Jesus
>>694269512
Montana is plenty welcoming, at least in the urban and suburban areas.
>>694269591
regardless its not a cowboy hat
western for sure though
>>694270007
the midwest is usually a welcoming place
there are very few places where I would say other wise
>>694270017
Keep in mind for where I live any western hat is a cowboy hat for all intents and purposes.
>>694270007
There's a can sitting on my desk too. Just to spite you, I might throw it on the floor.
>>694270115
Do it you filthy slut
>>694270105
Well that's good. If I move to america, it will be to the midwest most likely.
>>694269745
Aye, it is. The property itself is worth a decent penny alone since its right up on the beach.
That said its not a popular beach/shore point.
>>694270115
thats why i refused to believe you actually wore/have one
its not like a coast person to wear one
>>694270332
its a nice area where ever you end up usually, just keep in mind that you dont want to live in IL or Kansas.
>>694270332
AND I'M NOT PICKING IT UP
>>694270487
That's a good thing in my book; fewer people.
>>694270503
I didn't buy it on purpose. It was just sitting around my house...to be precise, on my dad's fake skeleton, and I needed an anti-sun device.
>>694270503
Why not Kansas?
>>694270599
Well I never had a lot of faith in your picking up skills.
>>694270721
Is that a comment on my ability to get laid?
>>694270771
It was a fairly poor joke with that as the intent, yes
>>694270891
I had to ask it was kinda hard to tell. It also would've been valid 3 years ago but not today.
>>694270599
you dork
and you had the chance to not wear it
>>694270634
our state burned it down twice therefore our state is better
you do not want to be known as a sunflower
its boring and flatter than a salt plane
and other biased reasons
though there are good cities north of Kansas City,MO. Which is funny because Kansas has nothing to its name, even there sports.
>>694271060
I don't regret wearing it. In fact I plan to make it part of my loadout when the end times come.
>>694270599
It is FAR fewer people than any known shorepoint. That said however in some seasons it's horrible with greenheads/fruit flies.
They literally swarm the area, and will bite the shit out of you.
>>694271202
Sandflies are the unholiest of god's creations. I think they too are punishment for jersey being jersey.
>>694270996
That is irrelevant for the purposes of the joke
>>694271060
But it has google fibre.
That is a very big plus
I didn't get internet til I was about 15, and then only dial-up til I was about 19. I have never experienced fast internet.
>>694271467
The flipside of "it's funny because it's true" is "it's not funny because it's false" but really you just executed it poorly too.
I picked up the can. It was bothering me.
>>694271202
If I could only see one thing for all of eternity this is it right here.
>>694271553
I lie constantly, and my lies are of great amusement to me
>>694271467
Holy fuck shes adorable
>>694271734
So you're not actually a cute c@grill?
>>694271828
I do not disagree
>>694271885
I am not
Or am I lying now?
Who knows
>>694272191
I'm gonna believe what I want to believe.
>>694271274
They are not limited to Jersey, and not all of Jersey's shores have them it seems. Just the more swampy ones.
>>694272191
Who is it
>>694271154
>he doesnt have a camo bucket hat to hide innawoods
ayyy
Nef is 4 sure a c@grill
>>694271467
I believe Kansas City, MO has google fiber and some of the surrounding cities
though I am not sure
it would make sense that Kansas has fast internet though, there is nothing else going on
>>694272405
Oh I know. I just like anything that makes jersey look worse. Territorial catharsis.
>>694272471
I'm not a big fan of bucket hats.
>>694272250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ1FxBJEoYA
>I want to believe
>Nef is a catgirl IRL
>>694272409
Nefelpitou from the series Hunter X Hunter
Spoiler warning: things are not very happy where Nefelpitou is involved.
>>694272471
Kansas City does. I'd have to check other places before I make any plans.
>>694272676
Pugs are the stupidest little doggos I swear.
AG Lynch is amazing at dodging questions.
>>694272799
They look ridiculously dopey
I guess that's inbreeding for you
>>694272517
theyre better imo, easier to pack and abuse, you can also fold them depending on your preference
>>694272676
honestly, if you want the best in terms of land value retaining its value, good education at all levels, and a good government I would look into Indiana. The cost of living might be more though.
But KC, MO is a nice city, and also offers good education depending on where you are.
>>694273151
It's a cute kinda dopey if you ask me.
>>694273202
I see the practical advantages but I'm about that A E S T H E T I C
>>694273202
I want cheap
I have about 500k or so AUD in capital. If the aus dollar rises, I'll probably move to the US.
After all expenses, that should still be a minimum of 350k, plus whatever I have earned between now and then. That would be a house and savings for retirement.
>>694265665
Fuck thats hot
my seal onesie needs a wash
my cat onesie has a tail which would be detrimental to my back right now
why is life endless suffering?
>>694273938
post cat onesie
I might buy one
>>694274007
This is the model
It's currently in my closet
>>694274096
It's adorable.
>>694274152
I'm also fond of my seal one and the panda design
>>694274267
I'm really all about the cat life.
>>694273279
>SF thinks he can pull of this aesthetic
lol
>>694273536
Columbia MO is actually a nice area, good highscools and really good swim teams. You have downtown CoMo to your advantage with the Uni football every fall. You can find some nice houses here and there too
you can benefit from renting out your house's rooms too
though really whereever you go, you can make things work out very nicely even if its an appt
>>694274388
I'm also going innawoods in a skirt. It'll work out.
>>694263348
My ex did this one night. Went into the bathroom and sucked his own dick, then came out and kissed me and pushed his load into my mouth.
It was rather surprising. XD
>>694274388
>even if its an appt
fuck that
house lyfe
Putting on a sock right now was one of the hardest challenges I have ever faced
>>694274442
i was going to post a pic of Clint Eastwood, but image limit and all
post pics when you do
>>694274563
houses are great, but you might need an appt if youre transitioning from one place to another
>>694274696
flip flops, fam
>>694274777
Do I have you on steam
>>694274824
No I wanted the sock cause my feet are cold and my socks are wooly and warm
>>694274777
If I was to move to an apartment, it would be a very temporary thing
I like having plenty of rooms, so I can wank in peace
neffers has too many kids for an apartment
>>694275058
oh
try slippers
>>694274824
i dont think so
its doctorqwert, with john belushi as pic
>>694275058
ill house search for you for a house that has a private office room
though that really depends on where you want to live then again
>flip flops
eugh
>>694275188
added you
>>694275258
you live in florida and you dislike flip flops?
>>694275258
Theyre thongs
>>694275188
It'll also be some time in the unknown future.
I want the AUD to be worth at least 90c USD. This could be a year, or ten years.
>>694275258
Demos III is getting old. 55 and still not on the throne. It seems like freklz wants to outlive him
>>694275402
just because i live in florida doesnt mean i like uncomfortable shoes
>>694275460
i know
>>694275467
what the FUCK.
wheres that faggot with the new thread
>>694275258
Damn
>>694275509
I have super comfy flip flops
>freklz being better than demos
i am not surprised lol
>>694275467
give me an area to look into though. The housing market in the US where I am is good atm.
>>694275402
ty
;-;
>>694275792
I wanted a nice, low crime area with good internet.
That's it. I don't really care where.
>>694275936
>>694275930
HMMMMMMMMMMM
>>694268885
looks like me
