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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I'm a girl that likes porn involving a blowup doll. Especially the clear, see-through ones. I don't know why
>>694258243
Well since you're obviously attention whoring from the last thread, tits ot gtfo.
>>694258054
As said, I've openly fapped to my best friend when she was sleeping in my bed, few years ago, and came on the bedsheets before going to sleep myself.
I'm actually not proud of it. But it was damn pleasant
>>694258326
I posted it nearing the end of the last thread. Just wanna know if there's someone with the same kink.
>>694258394
lel
>>694258439
Try some bait or something. Your lure ain't working
>>694258054
I fuck your mom's tiny brown butthole
>>694258054
I love shemale videos where the tranny is getting pounded and squirming and moaning like a nasally down syndrome.
>>694258439
There's 2.
I'd be happy to perform for you if you were in Australia. Would actually prefer if you stayed clothed, giggled a bit and maybe said some degrading shit. That would make me cum buckets inside that doll actually.
>>694258834
then why crop at all?
Since this version of Ghostbusters was released 3 days ago I have fapped to it at least 14 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obhxkC6iTTI
>>694258886
Nice
If a guy with a fat girl problem is here, just read this:
>>694258674
>>694258054
i'm 23/m and im wearing footsy pajamas and a diaper underneath.
>>694259136
Pics?
>>694259169
nah, sorry fam. i have skype though if you wanna chat.
I just got done fucking a 14yo girl. we have fucked quite a few times before, including taking her v on her 14th bday.
i'm CIA
I fuck girls I'm not attracted to just 'cause I feel society pressures you to get laid on the reg to be normal
>>694259136
gtfo pamperchu don't you have cancer to die from
>>694259156
k keep going.
>>694259389
wat. not pamperchu. i'd never do anything even vaguely similar to the shit he pulls. i did meet a dude that claimed to be a daddy of his for a while though.
>>694259352
screw what society says, you dont have to lower your standards.
I'm not only on gear but I'm gonna start selling soon.
When I was 12 I rubbed my cock between my moms ass cheeks while she slept. Felt good.
>>694258888
check'd
>>694259705
Big whoop. Want to fight about it?
> i cheated on my GF 3 times with 2 women in 1 week.
> my mum ate cum covered leftover pizza from me
yeah fml
>>694259705
FIGHT ME NIGGER
Dubs for cat goddess
>>694259856
cute girl. What does she get up to?
>>694258054
i like to put maggots in my dick
>>694259833
Kys
>>694259705
Oi, fight me mate
>>694259953
Pic
I want to have sex with a very passable she male like Bailey Jay or Sarina Valentina. I really enjoy prostate stimulation so I would want to be fucked. I also want to blow them and swallow there cum(after washing their dick of coirse)
I have a gf and while I want her to peg me there's a certain kink to shemales as well as the feel of an actual dick as opposed to a plastoc/silicone one
Let's see what I can confess
>took a 14 year old girls virginity
>same night put her christian bf in hospital for shits and gigs
>burnt a school by accident but lowkey framed a friend
>let myself into an EBgames I worked at during the night and stole everything I could get my hands on
>snagged people off the side of the road in a van and robbed them before dumping them (good times in bondi)
>climbed ayers rock without paying admission nor elder approval (not a big crime really)
>helped dump several body parts in a few places (I owed a favour)
Need to think some more about things I'm willing to admit
God I've been an absolute cunt my whole life
>mfw posting from a stolen phone
>>694260212
Sounds 15
>>694260212
I'm 23
>>694260191
i wish i were you. not just because of 14 year old part. I came to a conclusion that being a cunt like you is the best thing i can do. I was acting nice to every one my whole life (and probably continue to do so) and they all just tread on me and ask me if im ok. your situation is way better considering your only feel is guilt. im literaly going insane in this life
>>694258054
>Fucked a friends girlfriend because he stole a beer from me
>I have three testicles
I have a wedgie fetish, im gay for my best guy friend and im in love with my friend who is a gilr but she dosent find me attractive so im dieting and losing weight and trying to be more attractive for her.
>>694260119
my dog's name is dick
>>694260518
pics of balls?
I Still masterbate to the decoration of independence
>>694258054
>LEA data mining thread 2.0
>>694260484
I don't really feel the guilt for long
But anyways
I recommend you try shoplifting or rolling clowns for cash
Really gives you that absolute asshole feeling and believe me, it gets addicting if you do it right
Plus don't bother with emotional attachments, if they're sexy, hit and quit it. If they wanna fool around some more, no strings attached? That's a bonus
Be ruthless
Be primitive
Be a beast son
We all die anyway, may as well indulge all the base urges and be depraved as fuck
>>694259723
i wanted to make a thread but i'll ask here
i have a cat goddess cp folder and the vid, im moving on with my life.
Deleting folder seems to be reasonable thing to do but i dont i want to do that
My secret is i fapped to the vid once and im not even a pedo.
Any pedos out there to shed some light?
My was was very drunk last weekend and passed out naked after a party at our house. I let my old creepy neighbor rub my wife's naked ass and tits while she slept. She has no idea
>>694258886
>in Australia
Welp, that explains why it's a sheep blow up doll.
rl
>>694260901
why do you have it if you aren't into it? Why don't you want to delete it?
>>694259677
She knew
>>694259705
FIGHT ME, YOU LONG ASS BITCH!
Once I accidentally a lamp
>>694260584
rekt
>>694260901
It's not the wild west anymore, where you can openly browse russian chan boards on clearnet and pull shit off limewire all day. What you have you'll never get back without huge risk and time investments.
Just stick it on a encrypted usb drive, and lock it away.
>>694258054
I love the smell of my own ass. I got hemorroids and sometimes, I put my fingers in the mushy hemo mass to absorb some heavy musk anal aroma.
Then I smell it, full-blown Joachim Low style.
>>694260155
i have the same secret
>>694260925
Can I get an invite to your next party? They sound fun!
>>694260191
>mfw posting from a stolen phone
>>694261243
Get cancer and die!
>>694261494
Yes. Debating whether I should let the old guy fuck my wife next time. Hes been asking for round two
>>694261570
It was asking for it
>>694260191
A few more
>ghosted some bikies back to their club house and boosted one of their bikes
>sold some edgy looking kid flour in a park, had him convinced it was high quality cocaine
>broke into dreamworld after hours with a qt to fuck in the big brother house (aussie bros know what's up)
>sold all kinds of booze while visiting a dry mission (them abbos love the shit)
>partied with home and away stars on the gold coast, smoked some weed with a few of them
>shot out tyres of passing cars in the northern territory
I've been around this country a fair bit now
>>694259705
Fancy a fisticuffs, m8?
>>694261651
Stop posting you bastard! There's no place for you on any chan!
>>694261757
I am bad and I should feel bad
I run an underground terror cell connection and chat site. #Liberty #TrueAmerica #TheNewBeginning
>>694261821
MODS!
I made a really cute trap cum
>>694261665
How much did you sell the flour for?
>>694261395
When I really think about it though, at the end of the day there are men. The really passable shemales achieve their look though tons of make up. They will still have man hands and man shape. Ideally I want to be fucked by a hot hermaphrodite but those don't exist.
I like the penis but I don't like men. Does that make sense?
>>694262076
Let's get right into the nudes!!!!
I wish I had the balls to go on a killing rampage and kill all mudslimes and feminazis that's destroying my country...
i suffer from severe Crohns disease which has also caused a 30cm stricture (scaring tissue that constricts my small intestines pathways by around 1/2) which means that i often feel a tonne of pain daily specially after eating, my family thinks its not that bad and have no clue how bad it actually is, i eat maybe once every other day to minimize pain and am currently on a extremely strict diet, i refuse to get surgery and have been warned that my chances of bowl perforation is at around 80% and chances of dying from that are around 50/50 if its caught on time. no one else who knows me knows this and no one would even understand if i told them. i also suffer from a extremely rare type of eye cancer which reduces my medication options by 90% or more due to immunosuppressants effecting and worsening my cancer my life is literally full of pain and all i want is to feel normal yet little bitches on here think that them having a crappy life with near to no medical problems think their life is terrible, grow the fuck of you fucking faggots people are much worse of than you, you cunts.
>>694262173
You are fucked Dude...
>>694261957
About $180
All the kid could get together and the black and gold flour was on special for 50 cents so mass profit was made
>tried getting his money back a week later
>rolled him for everything he was carrying
>>694262173
I am mute.
>>694262173
>i refuse to get surgery
Lives in first world, won't accept health care, instead complains to internet.
i stole naked pictures off ex gf's sisters phone when she let me borrow it, unfortunately due to hdd failure, i lost them :/
Anyone /hebe/ here?
Almost every female I know has seen my penis, but none know it's me.
I send a dick pic to them with a newly created social media account, and I make sure floor, etc. can't be traced back to me in anyway.
>>694262173
Just bite down and do it fgt, you're just hurting your family and friends more by not telling them. Really fucking selfish of you!
>>694262317
Very sneaky anon, I like it
I like to watch cheesy pizza with women or girls. Find them online if they're curious or already into it, then vid chat with them while I play them vids and we get off together. It's hot as hell.
>>694262797
go on....
>>694261665
Were you guy being talked about on the news early this year?
Some Aussie fuckwit went to the cops to report that he was the victim of a crime, being sold flour when he paid for cocaine.
>>694262867
what do you want to know?
Hello forum members, how do I get 3-4 same consecutive numbers at the end of the large number on the top right corner of my post?
>>694261665
>laid down a tag on the front door of a police station
>lifted a cop's taser clean off him and got away before he noticed
>shoplifted at just about every major store in australia
>stolen cars for cash (very easy money through the right people)
>thrown orgies where the oldest person in the room (other than me) was 16
>trained a homeless 18 year old girl to be fuckbuddy/partner in crime/pickpocket
>supplied minors with drugs and alcohol for a party where I stole from a bunch of wasted 9-10th grade highschoolers for shits and giggles
>>694262904
How you win...
>>694258054
i have a serious problem with molesting girls. I go out to bars on the reg and get girls wasted then finger them in alleys and parks. Ive only ever penetrated a few times because im always wary of a quick getaway.
I make Brock Turner seem like a chivalrous gentleman
I always knew I would fail.
>>694262949
You pray to RNGesus
>>694262173
I've got a fucking painful hangnail. Give me a sympathy blowie, anon!
>>694262498
If your name is Scott T, then trust me when I tell you everyone knows it's you. We all laugh at you
>>694262899
I've probably sold flour to that chump to
They eventually all blur together and faces of idiots stop being distinctive
The kid I sold to was about 15 I think and I only remember him because he used to call me "boss"
Like "hey "boss" this shit did nothing but give me a nosebleed"
>>694262981
find them in different places. Discover their interests. Make them curious to see. fantsasise about it a bit with them.
Send some SFW pics of girls but then tell them what other pics you have of the same girls and what they're doing in them... send cropped pics maybe. Make them really curious via roleplay. Eventually they want to see the real thing.
Hot. As. Fuck.
>>694262498
I steal cameras at wedding for a short time and take a picture of my balls and dick before returning the camera to where I found it.
>>694263080
Why wouldn't you just take them home and shag them?
I frequent 4chan
>no one here shares this 'secret'
>>694258054
>>694258054
>Be 17
>Sneak into forest
>Spot some horses
>sneak up to a brown horse
>start petting it on the ass
>slowly start stroking the horsepuss
>start fingering horse
>horse pushes back
>horse is standing on incline
>wip out hard cock
>fuck horse and cum in wet horsevag
>feel the shame
>run home and shower
felt bad but also good, had to try it, have more if people are interested.
>>694258054
I'm in love with a girl who's the literal opposite of my personality
>>694263359
sure, tell more.
>>694261269
>>69 where are these chans?
>>694263318
I live with my mother
>>694262397
surgery will cost me 80k as my insurance wont cover me and once i do get surgery i will not be able to work, walk long distances or digest food correctly tell me would you refuse if you were going to go into debt and not be able to work after getting the surgery to 'help'you
>>694263318
I live with my mother also i get off mostly on coming on them and then leaving them partly undressed and disheveled in an alley or park. I usually keep their panties too then leave their pants a few meters away or leave their skirt hiked up.
So that when they wake up they know they've been violated and they feel like disgusting whores but they dont know by who.
>>694258054
I went to Chile last year for vacations. I stayed with a friend of my dad and his family. He has 2 daughters, 15 and 17yo. They both sleep upstairs where I was sleeping too, in another toom obviously. We ha to share the bathroom and their dirty laundry bag was there too, I had countless fap sessions with their dirty panties. The 15yo was all flirty and walked around all slutty and looked at me funny, but I was too scared to make a move
>>694262958
>dialled in bomb threats all around melbourne
>abduct people and drop them off ages away from where they were for shits and giggles
>hung out with corey worthington as one of his main hookups for drugs
>during the bondi riots, I claimed several teeth with a pair of pliers and now wear them on a necklace
>>694263625
>my chances of bowl perforation is at around 80% and chances of dying from that are around 50/50 if its caught on time
If a medical specialist advised me of this, and furthermore advised surgery to be necessary for me to live, Yes.
There are ways to generate money from home, or at worst in most first world countries there pensions and carer support for the medically challenged. Who knows, with the surgery and time, you may heal well, and live a productive life, but right now all you have is a death sentience, a death sentience that you could do something about.
>>694263505
Lost to the sands of time my friend
>>694264086
Fair enough.
>>694264086
Like tears in rain.
>>694258054
I butt fucked my best friend's girlfriend.
>>694262383
Hello, Mute. I am Dad
>>694263080
Brock Turner isn't so bad. Who hasn't fingered a blacked out bitch?
>>694263224
No, you all laugh WITH me!
>>694264292
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME????
>>694259705
We don't take kindly to your kind here faggot.
>>694262173
Have you tried Kratom?
>>694263318
He can't lift them up to carry them home.
There was this time once I tried to fuck a dog then kill him. His asshole was to tight for my dick and I couldn't kill him. I wanted to, but this bitch refused to die and was yelling so loud I was affraid it could get somebody's attention. In the end I just fapped and cum on its face then I let it go. Never saw it ever since.
>>694263390
Those are the best girls to fall in love with, and usually shit works. It's partly because you're a faggot and would hate being around anyone like you for any meaningful amount of time.
>>694264200
Does he know?
>>694263625
Wtf wouldn't insurance cover a life-saving procedure?
>>694259607
Yes he does fag
I cheated on my girlfriend multiple times and have video of one girl giving me head hidden on my computer
I've never fucked an animal including Negresses, I've never tried, and I've never thought about it either. But watching dogs fuck women, the thought of it really gets me going.
>>694263966
Post pics of your 401k statement (or whatever the fuck aus-cunts call them).
>>694264200
Does she know?
>>694259328
N what's your age?
>>694260191
Calling bullshit on this newfag
>>694265279
Oh number two
Once of the girls I fucked was my best friends ex that he's still in love with, we did this while he slept three feet away
>>694265279
You got head while hiding on your computer. I... am... impressed.
>>694265279
Also, post the pics, faggot.
>>694265624
Yeah hard to believe but I actually was sitting right on top of it the whole time. They never suspected a thing
>>694258886
>>694258737
Nice, new fetish aquired
>>694265389
>Implying I keep stuff like that
>tfw I really should get my life in order
>>694265709
I said post the pics! Come on, it's just you and me in the thread now. Everyone moved on to that trap thread.
>>694265660
Dubs, check'd
>>694265496
You don't have to believe me
I know it happened and that's all that matters to me
Also
>calling others newfag
>good way to out yourself as a newfag
GG
>>694265908
Gimme a second and I'll post a screen
>>694266166
do it
>>694263986
im 21 dude i dont have a pension and i wont be medically cleared to work in any field due to the complications it will cause, medical benefits are the equivalent of £200 a month which doesn't even cover rent let alone anything else i would rather risk that 80% then putting my whole family into risk and potentially fucking their lives as well as mine
>>694266267
He's not going to do it.
>>694265217
due to it being a chronic illness meaning that even after surgery i will still technically have crohns and it will more than likely come back and effect a different part of my bowl
>>694266267
>>694259607
Virgin detected.
>>694266546
Now this is starting to sound made up.
>>694266659
noice. Now the vid?
>>694266566
>>694266267
had to find a shot that wasnt super revealing and crop it down to hide identities and shit.
About 17, sleeping at my cousins-she falls asleep, I whip out my cock and wrap her hand around it, slowly move it up and down; cum in her palm, leave it for the morning ;)
>>694258054
I post bananas to ylyl
>>694266659
Nice start. Now let's see the whole thing
i've been spy camming my wife. i want to share some pics with a good friend of mine. not sure how to get him to ask to see them though. i think i would like to send some to her ex-bf too. i have his cell phone number but i think even if i blocked out her face that he might check with her about the pictures he had been sent.
>>694266730
Nobody can tell who you are from your shaft, dude.
>>694264961
nope but i do use thc and cbd heavy cannabis, to make oils, butters and i also smoke it using a vaporizer its pretty much the only thing that makes me feel better and reduces pain and allows me to eat with little to moderate pain which is better than being curled up into a ball in stupid ammounts of pain
>>694266715
>>694266846
nope cant do that pals, i gotta go but heres one more just for funnies doods.
>>694266796
when she found the cum she'd know it was you.
>>694266957
not me you fucking tard
>>694266945
Post the pics and we'll help you come up with some ideas.
>>694266988
There is a vid?! POST IT, FAGGOT!
>>694266705
no lies bro, i do have crohns and cancer and i am 21, i get treated in london at moorfields and st barts hospital for my cancer and get treated locally for my crohns ,im a IT guy and dont really have anything other than that in my life
>>694266977
Oh! You don't want to give up the med meej! Got it!
>>694264862
Because I couldn't hear you say not to.
>>694266988
>Op as always a faggot
>>694262797
>>694263270
Oh I also show it on omegle sometimes, to girls especially. a lot stay and watch out of curiosity, ask questions, even think its live and ask 'us' to do specific acts for them.
>>694267022
Fuck that bitch! She didn't want to be seen sucking cock, she wouldn't have gotten her picture taken sucking a cock! She knew what she was doing.
I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend
>>694260191
Stories?
>>694260890
what the fuck is "rolling clowns"?
I had a dream where my rival from high school was naked and sending me nudes
I'm a (functioning) alcoholic
>>694267866
Post the pics, faggot!
Molested as a kid by a cousin's friend, several times from age 4-7.
>>694267852
A clown is a person who is silly/stupid/dumb
A person with clown like qualities
To roll someone is to commit a variable degree of violence on a person usually accompanied by robbing them
Thus to roll a clown is to knock the shit out of a simple fuck and take his stuff
>>694267705
Been there. If he's a homo too, go for it. If he's not, then get him drunk and blow him but don't push your faggot, fairy feelings on him. This method is proven.
I'm a Freemason and noone in my family knows about it; Not even my wife.
>>694268161
I was on the same boat, but it was just an older neighbor, like 13. I was 4 and it lasted until I moved, which was when I was 7.
i can't afford to renew my life insurance policies so i need to die before the end of this year in order for my children to collect on the policies. the policies will pay off if i commit suicide but i'm trying to figure out to do pull this off without people (specifically my children) knowing that my death was intentional. my children need the money more than they need me. just a fact of life these days.
>>694268333
I think at the time the guy was like 16 or something. Think mine stopped when he got arrested for unrelated things, bit of a scumbag.
>>694268246
So do you wear the ring?
>>694268460
Go ice fishing on a lake with thin ice.
>>694268460
Put Pokemon Go on your phone and take a walk, nobody will suspect a thing.
I'm waiting on a HIV test, obviously hoping its not positive.
>>694268630
sounds like a good plan. :)
>>694268704
true that! haha!
My sister's kid is actually mine.
She thinks her boyfriend of the time raped her, but it was me, she was drunk and passed out.
>>694267725
>be me
>climbing out of 14 year old chicks window after plowing the field (if you know what I mean)
>just about at the gate when her bf shows up
>says his bro next door saw someone creeping around so he came up the street to have a look
>tries to get fresh with me, his naoedgf pops her head out and tells him to go home
>good little christian boy puts two and two together
>feels offended, tries to berate me and call me a sinner
>suprisingly he swings at me
>smooth dodge and feed him two solid punches to gut
>solid elbow to the solar plexus
>while he's dazed smash his head on power pole a couple of times
>drag him face down by the leg to the end of the street along the bitumen
>snag his phone and call him an ambulance
>go back to girls place, back through window
>fuck again, filming it this time on said stolen phone
>finish all over her face and tell her to give the phone back to her bf next time she sees him
Good times, good times
Im a guy that likes to wear girl clothes to please other men :p
>>694268513
I do - Two of them.
I am from Sweden and our ring here is a bit more subtle. (Pic related) As for the classical "blue lodge" ring, I have one which you can "swipe" to hide the insignia. I do that when I'm out in public or at home.
>>694268161
you male or female? Is it a good memory now or a bad one?
>>694268936
Then why is the kid black?
>>694268333
are you m/f? Why did it stop?
>>694258054
It's been well over two years since I went a day sober
>>694268219
oh fuck i thought you meant like actual clowns
>>694268945
What does plowing the field mean? Did she have a fucking garden in her fucking room? Fucking britfags!
>>694258054
When my then best friend fucked my then girl friend I beat the shit out of him on a camping trip and left him for dead in the forest. I pretended to be my Dad via a fake e-mail and told the gf I had killed myself. Moved town and haven't given them a second thought until now.
Pro-tip: trust no-one
I should have been at work an hour and a half ago, but I'm sitting at home updating this thread.
>>694269127
Well you could beat up and rob actual clowns to if you wanted
I'd imagine hitting them in the nose would be tons of fun
All that honking
I am bisexual and a sissy cam whore
>>694269353
Post the email.
>>694269001
Male, just sort of a weird one. I'm not actively traumatized by it but my sexuality is pretty fucked up now and I think he is why.
>>694269213
>ausfag actually
>plowing the field is a euphemism for sex in some parts of NSW
>be me, meet up with girl from park
>she's hot, 9/10 known her for a few years already since I was like 12
>I make out with her at the park and she gives me head and we go to my place to 'get inside...'
>fuck for a few hours cum on her face a few times
>be hanging with friends one day
>she walks in the room to smoke
>mfw I found out she's FUCKING 13
>was 12 when I started the fwb thing
Lmao
I've actively cheated on my girlfriend 3 times.
Thanks for giving me the option to get that off my chest /b/ luv ya
When I was 18 got into a major fight with my father after he got home drunk and lashed out on my mom. I got beaten up by him countless times throughout my teens and my mom was too scared to get involved, but the second he turned onto mom I lost my shit. Broke his nose and dislocated his shoulder, then knocked him out cold. I basically snapped and was crying and laughing hysterically as I was punching away at him. Mom had to pull me off of him and I feel horrible for making her see that. It was the years or child abuse and pent up rage. We pressed charges, family and friends testified and backed us up.
>18 y/o virgin
> find the feeling of pulling my own foreskin back VERY discomforting, in fact I hate it
> afraid of any potential sexual encounter because of it
> think I might have a form of phimosis
>>694262173
>refuses medical treatment
it's your only hope unless God says its your time
>>694269547
Really? Sounds pretty British to me.
>>694258054
I don't masturbate.
>>694269636
My gf once confessed to cheating over text while I was getting the greatest blowjob of my life. Tfw it was from a girl in one of her classes and I didn't even go to their school I went to their rival school. Didn't even respond just kept getting the wonderful head. Fuck Latina and black girls are better at sucking than ANY sexy ass white girls
>>694269548
Our face when you're 12 now!
>>694259705
You lookin for a fite m8
>>694270008
What virgin?
>>694269717
I'd figure it may have got it's start from british backpackers maybe?
who worked while travelling, there's a few farms in NSW
I first heard it on a dairy farm myself from one of the workers
>there was this funny korean chick there
>didn't know any english
>had to chose a name when she came here
>only english word she had any grasp of was no
>just said no to everything
>it was even her name on all her ID
She was a top chick, showed me how to use chopsticks to pickpocket
Very sneaky trick
>>694269683
I've been there, fellow dogdick anon. You gotta work that shit back a little every day. Eventually it will just suddenly slip back all the way. I was 12 when I got mine worked back all the way and it actually felt really good when the foreskin finally retracted all the way, like better than when I lost my virginity. I jerked off for the first time a few days later because it felt so good to keep pulling the foreskin all the way back and then back up over the head. Be prepared though, that head is going to be majorly sensitive after being covered for nearly 2 decades! Losing your V might actually be a little uncomfortable, but not in a painful way, just intense.
>>694269844
Then what is this post?
>>694258054
I molested my niece. A boy and a girl. Both of them are just a little kids. Not penetrating them though. A disgusting kiss to the crotch and pussy. And some random ugly little girl at a holy place. Regret until this day that it makes me a very horny dog. Done with that life. Fucked bitches and feminine dude instead. I'm fucked, I know.
>>694270104
Uh... that one?
>>694270613
how old were they at the time?
>>694270677
Around 4 or 5. Can't remember exactly.
> be me
> be juggling 2-3 girlfriends from ages 16-18
> never need a fap because i can just hit up one of my gfs
> no regrets
I love fapping to hidden cam pics of my sister. Her body is gorgeous and she has perfect nipples. The first time I saw her breasts I exploded.
>>694270760
Were u wasted?
>>694270905
moar?
>>694269491
That was 8 years ago. Couldn't remember the password for said fake e-mail account if I tried. Was fairly straightforward though. was like this
Hello <gfs name> this is Anons Dad.
I understand that you cheated on him with one of his good friends. Think you should know that because of that he decided that no-one was worth trusting and committed suicide. Hope you are happy with yourself. Know that myself and my family will never forgive you for the pain that you have caused us. You are worse than shit, you are literal cancer.
the e-mail never got a reply. Hopefully she felt uber guilt and killed herself. was what I was trying to achieve with the e-mail
>>694270905
Cumming to your sister anon
My dad is currently sitting at his mothers deathbed and I'm thinking about going there and lowkey stalk him and when the time is right, late at night bring a baseball bat and break his legs and arms. Would be the least he deserves but I'm working too much and it might be hard to actually get enough time to find out enough about where they are staying and so on. Most f our family thinks he's using her an is trying to get every single bit of her last will and testament. The money doesn't phase me, but I just feel like this guy needs to feel a portion of the pain he's dished out way to many times on others.
Also it's in a different city, so it might be to time consuming. But I want to do it so badly.
>>694258054
Mom caught me when i was young like 7-8, in the bathroom with a church friend @ home He was like 13 or 14
I'm gay.
I think that's it.
>secretly not a chad, but a pleb
they havent found out so far at uni, things are going as planned.
>>694271138
Some doctor probably chemoed her.
>>694258054
I'm not actually racist.
>>694271521
Kek'd
Well played anon
>>694271546
oh fuck mate ur done. we got you.
exposed
>>694271401
you male too? What were you doing when she caught you?
>>694271473
That's not a secret, faggot.
>>694271650
Male here. I was sucking his penis while sitting on the toliet we were both naked.
>>694258394
truth is she actually heard you but was too petrified to move or say anything
>>694271807
what happened to him? He was old enough to know what he was doing.
>>694271072
No. I used to fap a lot and get horny all the time. Out of boredom, I killed my own pet when I was 8. Glad that some of the craziness is way pastime now.
>>694271807
god that's hot tell me more.
>>694272068
I couldnt hear was hearing aids were out. Taking a bath too. Sisters heard him say daddy like you sucking his penis. Mom only caught him that time. Never saw the family at chruch again
>>694272120
found the priest
I'm depressed and I have no reason to be because life is good, and I fake almost all emotion so family/friends don't ask questions.
>>694267433
fuckin kek'd
>>694259328
Are you the same anon fucking his girlfriend's sister?
Hand on little sisters ass, jerked off, liked it, kept doing it over like a year or more? would always be super quiet, make house pitch black, slowly sneak into her room, lift covers, hand on ass... I knew she was awake sometimes but that just added fuel to the fire "she wants me doing this shes probably awake and not stopping me"... instant guilt and regret every single time I came... it stopped when she rolled over and i wasnt in position to bolt outa the door silently so she decided fuck this and got up.. i ran to my room and had my brother and my cousin in there playing xbox, when she came in I said in front of them (she was looking extremely angry with me) "sorry I woke you up, was just looking for a dvd." she thankfully didnt say anything in front of them. I stopped. Uncle peeped on her in shower, she moved to stay with mum. It hasnt ever been raised between us, she doesnt behave the same as she does with other brother, I regret it all and want to talk about it with her to set shit straight, find out what its like to have a sister, I was just a stupid ass horny teen but I knew it was wrong.
>>694258054
Femanon here. I once raped my boyfriend
>>694259705
Meet me at the mcd's in 15 minutes you faggot
>>694258054
i've broadcasted in chaturbate a few times
>>694272989
bullshit!
>>694262173
I'm really sorry to hear that anon. :(
>>694265835
>>694272879
If you knew it was wrong why did you do it for a year
Kill yourself you sick fucking sex case
>>694272989
will tip fbi
>>694262797
Whats cheese pizza?
>>694271608
Oh shit!
I like to laugh at shitskins and women sometimes, that doesn't mean I want to kill and enslave them
>>694273529
are you new here or just trolling?
>>694272631
How is your sleep pattern?
I used to do heroin on the weekends, did it for years without ever getting hooked
>>694273763
I usually go to bed around Midnight and wake up around 8am
>>694271242
Do unto others, what has been done to you. Just do it OP.
i cheated on my girlfriend a few months ago, after alot of talking she said she could only give it another try if she was sure i couldn't cheat, so i've bene in chastity for a month now. we haven't had sex since
>>694273916
How can you sleep at night when you are depressed? I used to scream at the trees since I can't sleep at night due to depression.
>>694273916
I can't even sleep, only on and off either day or night. Wake up sweating.
>>694272077
That's some pretty fucked up shit if you aren't lying.
It is impressive if you were actually able to grow up into an inactive or completely non sociopathic lunatic.
I fucked my best friends big sister multiple times when he's not there and when I've stayed the night even fucked her in there family's car.
Also fucked his little sister 2 years younger than me got her to suck me off while The older sister fell asleep on me while watching a movie, also never used a condom while fucking had 1 scare with the older sister but she had a miscarriage
>>694262383
I have a fetish for face fucking mute men.
>>694274625
You must be hot. Post body pic, and don't crop the cock.
came on wife's sister while she was asleep
>>694274831
didn't she notice when she woke up?
>>694262958
I feel like I know you. Are you from the UK by any chance? Med student?
>>694258054
I tried to kill myself ten years ago. It was the last time I tried, and the closest to being succesful.
That's not the secret though.
The secret is, nothings happened since then to make me glad I failed.
i let my best friend fuck my gf's ass. he really wanted to try anal and she likes it if she's horny enough. she never knew, it was dark and she was almost black out drunk., i watched them from the doorway, she really thought it was me.
>>694262480
Yeah where do you go after 8ch and librechan /hebe/ got deleted?
>>694275063
We should hang out more, anon.
>>694275074
Masterch candy or nn. not as good but what can ye do.
>>694275074
Master is a chan that still has a candy board.
>>694258054
I am a combat vet, and sometimes I feel bad because I don't feel bad about anything that I did while I was in the military.
To qualify, I don't have any regrets or anything, but for a long time people kept asking me about things and if I was ok etc etc, and at times it made me feel like I was supposed to feel something other than indifference, that it was just a job.
>>694263966
At least be believable when you lie
>>694260970
Your thinking of New Zealand...
>>694273862
>did it for years without being hooked
>did it for years
>years
Nigga, you were hooked.
>>694263966
Pics with teeth necklace and timestamp
>>694275311
maybe, i have to say it wasn't all for him, i enjoyed watching her face as he gave it to her. i'd never let anyone fuck her pussy though, that's mine.
I can't stop sexting older men and daddy types and fingering for them in skype. I'm 19m
>>694275991
do they know you're male?
>>694276100
Yeah lol that's the point, they're gay dudes. We trade pictures and we webcam fuck
>>694258054
I listen to 80s music
>>694266977
You should try it. I'm a US Marine veteran and a lot of my buddies were addicted to pain meds including myself because of all the injuries I sustained in my right leg/foot. Kratom literally saved my life. I hated meds, my buddy even killed himself after getting addicted. Then I found Kratom and I shared it with all my buddies and they all say the same thing. They feel like a human again, they feel normal again. It gives you energy while taking away intense pain and so I can be normal instead of being completely tired or high in public. It feelz good too man. I have studied into Kratom A LOT and can give you a lot of information if you want? This is the best site for buying it: http://www.artisansapothecary.com/
Would you like me to break down the different Kratom strains and types?
when i was younger me and my cousin use to.. pretend have sex? we were both females so we were just rubbing on each other since it was before we even knew what sex was. we got caught once.
>>694274454
Well my life sucks and fucked up. Playing musical instrument somehow prevent me from being much worse person. I still got shit from other people but it doesn't matter because they don't know who I really am. I don't drink. Only cigarettes, weed and shrooms. And it helps me.
I've been so long without a date that at this point I just get off to videos/pictures of people cuddling.
>>694276461
Me too.
>>694275848
you seem like a great friend.
I like to sleep without a pillow
also I like to buy pixie sticks in a big bag and eat them all in one sitting and pretend I'm dying
>>694259837
Kek
>be 17
>sleep over friend's house
>he has a 12-13 y/o sister
>she has sleep over with friend's as well
>everyone decides to sleep in living room
>get super horny in the middle of the night
>see one of his sister's friend asleep on couch
>pull down my pants and start stroking my cock to her sleeping face
>try to withold cum when i cum
>a little bit gets on her hair
>heart sinks and i start to panic
>wipe off excess cum off my cock in bathroom
>go sleep
>wake up next day and see her
>cum in hair still there
>oh shit
>she goes to the bathroom
>she comes out and cum is gone
>act like nothing happened
still to this day i wonder if she knew what it actually was
>>694273105
Does that make you uncomfortable? We dated for 9 months, he was 19 and I wan 15. He was showing me his grandma's room and I was pretty horny but the bitch won't give it up. He also promised sex the night before but failed to deliver. So I knocked him over his grandma's bed and started making out and groping him while he was telling me to stop. He was 11 inches taller than me but he didn't fight back. Eventually he pushed me off and left the room. We never talked about it again.
>>694258054
I haven't believed in God since my early teens. I have to keep BSing it because my entire social circle would crumble if I was honest.
>>694274998
Why don't you save some money and hire a hitman to kill you? Maybe you'll get some insights while the hitman is about to shot you point blank in the face?
>>694268994
So where do you tell your wife you're going when you attend lodge?
Are you a lodge officer? Do you keep your regalia at the lodge?
Interested uk brother here.
>>694277333
then you need to find a smarter social circle
>>694277460
Even if I did, my wife would leave me and that shit would be expensive.
>>694258886
>>694258737
Bubble buddy?
When I was 8 me and my best friend used to shower with each other. She was experimental af and I just went along with it. She used to dry hump me and use a punctured water ballon to squirt water up our vaginas. We never thought it was weird until I grew older and realized we kind of had sex.
>>694259705
Yeah, so? Wanna fuckin fight?
