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>>694257549
isnt motley crue that guy from sixx am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgH1oEmf4Y0
bf got a really cute outfit
>>694257657
I should probably be doing the opposite.
>>694257663
You mean Nikki Sixx? Yes, that is him.
>>694257741
I wanna see.
Still lurking so i might as well post stuff.
>>694257741
gay
>>694257790
gay
>>694257832
Ain't nothing gay about cute outfits.
>>694257790
hasn't come yet but yea shits pretty fuckin cute
>>694257832
its masterrace
>>694257835
Reminds me of the grassy fields in War Thunder.
>>694257887
Nice, I like it.
>>694257199
I think i might just be really autistic rather than genuinly optimistic though.
>>694257925
gonna look great on him
he actually ordered it to my house so hopefully it arrives when he's here
>>694257999
At least it's something I guess.
>>694258022
Oh, neato.
And I still haven't ordered those fucking socks yet, even though Cobalt gave me the money for them nearly a week ago. Can't bring myself to do it.
>>694258103
why not?
>>694258103
You consumerist shit.
>>694258133
Horrible anxiety, and fear of what my family would think. They have no idea who I really am, and see me as being completely innocent. And my grandma is a very religious conservative. I worry what they would think of me, and if they might get suspicious to other things because I like how they see me.
>>694258202
You're just mad because you can't get cute socks.
Pls m8ts not here
>>694258270
didn't you already tell your mom you were a faggot?
order the damn socks
>>694258361
Yes, but no one else knows, and I want to keep it that way. I never even wanted to tell her.
>>694257887
>its masterrace
it's mental illness
>>694258406
dude just order the socks you don't have to show them to anyone
>>694258573
nah being straight is mentall illness
go cry
>>694258582
Yeah, but someone might see where it's from. I don't know how I could get the package without anyone seeing, or without me telling them.
>>694258582
then what the fuck is the point of the socks you colossal faggot
Home at last.
ITT: We get Dash to order the damn socks.
>>694258650
Watch the tracking #
>>694258635
said the faggot.
I bet you are NEET, too.
how about you kill yourself?
Maybe im not getting the full picture here. But why would socks be something weird?
>>694258768
'socks' is a metaphor
>>694258701
You should probably be trying to get me to sleep. Or eat. Fuck I'm starving.
>>694258734
I suppose I could do that.
>>694258768
Because they look like this.
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/extraordinary-stripes-longer?t=9550&
>>694258825
Pls eat. Sleep is optional.
>>694258650
try ask sockdreams to package it really discreetly or some shit
i know they do gift wrapping or something
>>694258652
idk dash is too beta to be a real sockmaster so he can just do it on his own
>>694258701
yup
>>694258749
im a mechanic
>>694258903
But I don't have anything to eat.
>>694258917
I suppose I could do that as well.
>>694258917
Yeah, and I'm a senior design engineer
>>694258917
>im a mechanic
playing with other mens' junk doesn't count
>>694259090
lol
>>694258995
yee
>>694259015
so?
>>694259090
but building 1500hp drift cars does right?
>>694259090
Tools are tools
>>694259267
>but building 1500hp drift cars does right?
kek, keep dreaming
Have you considered getting a post office box? can just have whatever delivered there and you will have the key.
>>694258995
Literally nothing? Gotta be something. Possibly sammich. Bread's a good filler.
>>694259372
This is what I do, course this only works because I can see the PO from my house. He might not have one near him. If that's the case someone would have to take him to it anyway.
>>694259372
I suppose I could do that, but I don't have any way to get there. I don't have a license.
>>694259422
Eh, whatever, I don't care too much.
>>694259355
okay i will keep literally building drift cars and being a professional mechanic.
Why didn't anybody tell me my NS wasn't working.
>>694259567
>>694259422
Was me. You gotta eat something fam.
>>694259765
how are we supposed to know your name is off
>>694259715
I figured you turned it off or something.
>>694259765
I did. I don't feel like sleeping either. I'm just gonna stay up longer and do literally nothing.
I guess being old i feel kinda jaded about the days when i had to hide things more. Im a straight guy but after a while you just stop giving a shit what people think and just be weird.
>>694259715
I wish Gulag was permanently disabled.
>>694259814
Fair point but was avatar fagging for a reason
>>694259892
What'd you eat?
>>694259967
I wish I could do that.
>>694260008
A cold hot dog, and not even a bun to go with it. I often eat things cold because I'm too lazy to heat them up, and I don't really enjoy any food anyway.
>>694260008
i dont keep track of shitty avatars
>>694260202
>>694260116
Better than nothing
>>694260122
>
>>694260333
That looks disgusting.
>>694260116
You will eventually. 20 years ago I used to care and kept myself guarded, it was an awful stress and it took a while for me to figure out everyone else is just as weird as I am just in a different way.
>>694260378
I'm a lot more than just weird. I like things that can get me thrown in jail.
>>694260333
>>694260377
Looks delicious to me. If its as good as the superman ice cream i had as a kid. Im not sure what flavor it is. its not vanilla. more like caramel. Or it could be all the food coloring.
>>694259642
I think you're doing a good job of things. Congrats on being in a career that you're happy with.
>>694260550
All the coloring is what's so disgusting to me. What is the point?
>>694260436
Ok ill bite. what the heck is weird enough to get you put in jail rather than the actual act or it or CP ?
>>694260589
eh its not that good
its aight but most of the job is just fixing shit for retards
nothing interesting
only sometimes i get to work on something badass
>>694260604
>>694260550
I don't know.
I think the candy store near my place has rainbow ice cream.
I'll check it out some time.
>>694260679
Well I'm a zoophile for one, and beginning to like necrophilia. And I've never said this because it's rather insignificant (and highly illegal), but yes, I do kind of like CP.
>>694260604
To market to kids? pretty much all ice cream has an equal amount of food coloring. that one just makes it more obvious. I just remember liking it as a kid but havent had it in 25 years or more
>>694260816
I guess I was always too smart to fall for stupid shit like that. Or just too jaded even then. I don't know.
>>694260691
Yah, but then you have someone like me who has been working on the same thing for over a year now because the Israelis won't agree to a sensible contract.
>>694260813
Im not sure of the legality of necro and i know zoo is supposedly illegal I guess dont kill people and just keep it something to get off to. CP is the one you dont wanna touch with a 100 mile pole. Dont go down that road if you can at all help it.
>>694261158
I don't care about it too much. It hardly interests me which is why I've never said it before.
>>694260813
i'm the guy who was posting mares in the thread a few minutes ago. i don't know if you were in my thread, but you're awesome okay? zoophilia is great, identify with it, make it your shield against darker stuff.
get a bitch. give up hard porn. she'll help you stay a good person.
>>694260956
yea but im over here fixing tractors and dumb shit like that and then people break them again the next day
>>694260973
>>694261057
>>694261130
Good shit
>>694261317
Easier said than done. Especially when living with other people.
>>694261317
I think I was in that thread, but I didn't post anything. I don't remember. I don't remember anything I do. But thanks I guess. Though I'll never be okay with being a zoophile, ever. I'm not even okay with being bi, and no one even gives a shit about that.
Maybe.
>>694261441
Also this.
>>694261346
You'll never run out of work though. So the money is always coming in, even if it's slow on occasion. We'll always need doctors, nurses, engineers, and techs.
>>694259642
pics with timestamp or you're a filthy liar.
>>694261346
Having been around farmers you will never want for work but will be fixing shit that makes you ask how the hell it happend.
>>694261612
I would like this is it weren't for the shitty eastern art style.
>>694261169
I don't know why but this pic is so sexy... I love black panthers
pic related
>>694261719
Black panthers are great. If I ever got around to drawing, I have an idea for one.
boys taking belts to girls asses!
>>694261719
Because big cats are so cute, sexy, terrifying and hnnnng.
>>694261604
yea
also im best
everyone else at work is retarded
>>694261618
>timestamp
im not at work tho
>>694261640
oh yea idk how people manage some of this shit
i think they do things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPj-SPD_NIg
>>694261785
ooh, do tell, please!
>>694261882
It's nothing special really. She would be a tall, muscular herm because those are my favorite, and she would have an anatomically correct dick because those are really rare on cats.
More dragonesses pls
>>694261854
>big cats are so cute, sexy, terrifying and hnnnng.
heh, couldn't describe it better
>>694261995
something like pic related?
I want to join in this fun.
>>694261857
That is the weirdest thing but im glad to have seen it. Thats like robot wars scaled up
Shitpost webm edition engaged?
>>694262121
That's fairly close. But she'd be a lot more muscular, and dominant. I've also considering making her vulva anatomically correct as well, just because.
>>694262122
as cute as that looks, that's what you only get when you force different wild animals to live together in captivity...
>>694262215
Sounds hot fam
>>694262209
You can never shitpost with cute big cats.
>>694262258
Unfortunately.
dark-furred big cats are so sexy!
>>694262209
aww :3
>>694262311
I have a ton of idea for different characters, at last half a dozen.
I've always thought crows were really cool. It amazed me just how smart they are. I've always like ravens too.
>>694262331
Fuck that's a cute ass cat.
>>694262413
Cats are the best.
>>694260816
Hate to break it to you, but that's not a girl at all. Just an everyday boy deer with gorgeous butt.
>>694262392
That amalgamation of coat looks so exotic.
>>694262535
I'm jelly
>>694262445
>>694262587
These are more funny than erotic.
>>694262610
That doesn't change my opinion of how good it looks.
>>694262655
>>694262679
did u do on porpoise
>>694262535
this has to be in india or africa, no american or european zoo would allow their employees to get into direct contact with wild animals.
I really envy that guy, I would love to work somewhere where I could interact with big cats.
I once saw a video where one guy was playing with a cheetah, he layed on his back and the cheetah just snuggled in his arm purring, with a blissfull look on it's face. my dream, right there
>>694262610
Im ok with that. Its a glorious ass either way.
NSFW DO NOT WATCH
>>694262798
Here's another one with him.
Cheetahs are adorable.
>>694262798
that sounds so nice
>>694262878
Kek. Too bad, watched it anyway.
>>694262911
"Doesn't hurt... doesn't hurt... doesn't hurt...doesn't hurt"
>Ow
>>694263023
That's the one thing that would worry me about having a big cat: those massive claws on such a strong animal. I like getting scratched and all, but they can do a lot more than that without even trying.
>>694262911
>no matter how big your cats are, they all equally hate to be ignored
>>694263176
Cats are just adorable, no matter the size.
>>694263125
AS long as they don't REALLY want to hurt you, they... probably won't
>>694263125
>>694263276
what most owners of 'exotic' pets underestimate is their raw power; they think if they declaw a big cat (horrible for the animal if you think about it) it makes it a harmless pet.
but a lion or tiger can easily break a man's neck with one swat of its paw, without having to use claws or teeth
>>694263276
I'm not so sure. I really want a tiger, but they are absolute beasts of animals. They really are apex predators, so they can open you the fuck up while just playing.
>>694263396
Oh yeah, I'm know. Humans are very frail creatures really not known for much other than being smart and having a lot of endurance, but big cats are apex predators, and tigers have been known to kill fucking bears, and can get up to 400lbs. They are frightening creatures.
>>694263590
Oh, sorry, 400lbs is the *average* weight of a male Siberian tiger. Apparently there's been cases of 700lbs, and are 10 feet long, not even including the tail. Yeah, frightening indeed.
>>694263409
>>694263590
I wouldn't want to live with an apex predator that could kill me any minute just because it's bored.
so all kinds tigers, jaguars and big lion breeds are out.
but a cheetah or small leopard on the other hand... those tend to see humans as equal or superior, and thus won't attack you (at least as long as they're not in a pack)
I would love to live with a couple of big cats on an isolated farm somewhere in a warm country...
>>694263936
I'm quite fond of snow leopards myself. I even have an idea for one as well. They would make much better pets.
>>694263936
Also, that art is amazing.
sup, guys
>>694264007
Snow leops definitely in my top 5 cats.
>>694264095
I really should be sleeping since it's past 9AM here, but I don't feel like it. You?
>>694264133
They are great. And that webm too.
>>694264007
snow leopards are my (most) favorite species, both in anthro and feral form.
unfortunately they usually are loners and prefer cool climate (hence that thick, long fur) so keeping one in western europe would be rather impossible...
> In some cases, captive Siberian tigers reached a body weight of up to 465 kg (1,025 lb), such as the tiger "Jaipur."
I sometimes forgot just how fucking massive those things are, and it reminds me why I really don't need one.
>>694264402
That's why I plan on moving to Canada somewhere in the mountains where a snep could roam around, and we could hike together and shit like that.
>>694264204
you've been up all night or what?
I'm meh, trying to get my life back together, but it keeps falling apart even faster as I try. can't go into detail since I don't have much time...
>>694264648
I've been up since about 2 or 4PM (can't remember), but I did have a nap a bit after that.
I really wish I could help you somehow. I hope you get everything figured out.
Got zootopia?
I'm out, have irl stuff to do.
have a nice day, guys.
>>694264761
thanks for the offer, but you can't help me.
no one can.
-MadMax out
>>694264975
I wish I could. Later Max.
