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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
cancer
>>694244213
aids
My moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car
>>694245707
so last week?
Im not really a racist
I've kissed my niece. She blackmailed me to do it. We never talk about it.
>>694245707
>>694245654
uve got it wrong, its:
"my finger tried to mom me in the back of my friends car"
>>694246169
Fucker deleted his reply due to massive burn. Kek.
I'm attracted to children and I hate myself. I'm so unhappy with life even if I won a $1,000,000,000 I wouldn't be any happier.
I really dont wanna to fuck this girl.
>>694246525
What was it?
I'm trans-rich: I am a rich person in a poor persons body :(
>>694246742
>My dad forced me to fuck my own mom when I hit puberty.
Im in love with my best friends girlfriend....who is best friends with my girlfriend.
>>694246581
children still shit stain their pants and smell like piss on occasion.
maybe you're just attracted to piss and shit and got your attractions all confused.
>>694246856
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
>>694246581
what ages? both sexes?
Have you managed to be good and never act on it?
I enjoyed consensual sex in the missionary position
>>694245654
more details ?
>>694246742
Fucker wrote: "My dad forced me to have sex with my mum when I hit puberty" and then anon hits him with
>>694246169
>>694244139
Sometimes when my feet get sweaty, they'll smell like Doritos.
Is the real slender still around? QG popping in after like 4 months absence.
I manage to get my cat to lick my dick and clean all my cum with her tongue :3c
Im in love with a 15yo for 2 years now. We're something like friends and I'll wait for her. Maybe the day will come but I don't think so :/ I'm 29. I also know her mother and she's OK with me.
i sexually identify as a non-binary gender fluid apache helicopter, who's only attracted to people who identify as gender specific binary polarized pansexual air craft carriers.
>pic related. my ideal sexual partner.
>>694246988
>got your attractions all confused
weeeeeeeeeeeeeell YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
And also into piss.
go on 694246581
694247386 hey babe
>>694247407
>And also into piss.
well that explains everything, you fucking abomination of nature.
>>694247349
do either of them know?
>>694247535
>694247386 hey babe
>go on 694246581
>>694247541
the mom knows but she's ok with it as long as i let the dad fuck me in the ass. which i do.
>>694244139
I've been sleeping with people at University just to get answers or homework help to pass my courses.
>>694247606
still bit of a new fag postin, been a lurker for awhile
I wear thong and panty and i am a man
>>694247718
'answers'? 'homework help?'
Is this university or middle school?
>>694247781
click on the post number you fucking dolt.
my friend sucked my dick in second grade
we never spoke about it afterwards
>>694248008
>my friend sucked my dick in second grade
and you were... in college?
When I was like 13-14 used to read a lot of sick erotic fiction, look at piss,scat,loli,incest porn and other disturbing stuff, while fapping like 10 times a day. Now, virtually asexual
>>694247907
For assignments, lab reports, essays and all those other stuffs. Hard to come by with someone who has answer keys for exams.
>>694247386
you have good taste
>>694247349
>in love with a 15yo
no one can tell you so you'll just have to find out the hard way. No you are not.
>>694247081
Just girls and mostly. I've never actually done anything with a kid, but my cousin who's unbelievable attractive always sat in my lap and wanted all kinds of physical attention from me. I never did anything with her but I sure as hell didn't deny her attention. She's 17 now and would harden the dick of any man.
>>694247407
sauce or name?
I'm an FBI agent watching this kind of threads.
>>694248037
nope...
elementary
its weird enough that he did it.
what scares me is where he learned it from.
in second grade.
>>694248135
when i first saw the thumbnail i thought the dog was covered in popcorn
>>694244139
I use the word "moist" in public to watch people get uncomfortable.
>>694248135
>She's 17 now and would harden the dick of any man.
bullshit. everyone knows women dont become attractive until AFTER they complete 18 revolutions around our local star.
>down voted for inaccuracy.
I want to cum inside rainbow dash. IM BACK MOTHER TRUCKERS!
>>694244139
I was trying to kill myself and my little brother came in the room to ask if I'd help him with Dark Souls. I had the fucking cord around my neck and everything. I can only wonder what would've happened if I had actually remember the lock the door. We beat it and rekindled the fire.
>>694248142
Taissia maybe?
>>694247536
Guilty as charged.
>>694248008
It happens.
>>694248394
am I supposed to know you?
>>694248215
probably porn. kids these days have it super fucking easy when it comes to porn.
I know Adam Lanza and his real name is not Adam Lanza. He is still alive and has a large bank account for keeping his mouth shut.
>>694248135
Do you lurk the loli threads here? What's your ideal age?
One night I was drunk driving at 3am and I hit some 10yo mexican kid who was riding his bike in the middle of the road. I didnt stop, and there was no real damage to my truck. On the news the next day they had a story on it, apparently the kid and a couple of his friends had just broke into a store and his backpack was full of stolen phones. This was quite a few years ago, past the statute of limitations. still makes me chuckle thinking about it
>>694247718
Are you a girl? Tits?
>>694248421
I'm really happy for you anon. Having someone around like that can really help. Keep fighting.
got chlamydia
I convinced my ex gf to get fucked by a dog and she loved it.
>>694248642
did he died
I really want to die, but I keep going for my sister.
>>694248656
Yeah and fuck no.
>>694248664
chlamydiot
>>694248664
the only real confession in this thread.
>>694248837
Wheyyyyyy
>>694248867
archer ftw
I have a small wart at the end of my dick and I am 18. Many girls have offered to give me a blowjob or to more things than just making out but I just can't. I am afraid that she is going to laugh and then go tell to everyone... Fuck my life.
When I was 12 I went back to my elementary school for a day and I fondled and fingered the girls... I was a messed-up kid .
One girl was maybe 6? I touched her in class with the teacher there, not paying attention, throguh her panties.
others were during recess, 2 friends under 7 (5? 6?) who took turns on my lap while i fingered them inside their panties
>>694248724
no, he broke a couple bones and was in hospital for a couple days, i was only going like 25mph cause drunk.
i got my sister pregnant but she didnt have it.
sometimes i wonder.
>>694248940
why dont you just... get rid of it?
>>694248792
Kill your sister and yourself.
>>694249004
andrew??
my dick is 4 inches but im uderage so idrk
>>694248940
if you go to a doctor they're just gonna burn it off and tell you to use condoms.
my advice: cut your dick off and pump yourself full of gender reassignment hormones and become trap.
your asshole is probably still clean, so you got that going for you.
>>694249028
I've tried but it's a birthmark and doctor said he won't be able to get rid of it.
>>694249099
nope. but nice dubs.
When i was 10 i asked my older sister to have sex. she said yes and we took a bath together the next day and fooled around. never really talked about it after that. shes 30 now and im still really attracted to her. i think about using it to blackmail her to let me fuck her again.
>>694248251
Looks about right
>>694248388
reddit's not so bad. They're really into incest over there
>>694248601
I do lurk them and I don't have an ideal age. I'm attracted to an absurd about of women and girls. If you're not ugly and above the age of 6 I probably want to fuck you. Just none of this
>>694248599
Why arent you dead then?
Youre a loose end
>>694248660
God fucking bless you.
I use to let my friends fuck my girlfriend because I thought it made me popular.
>>694249211
I have too much blackmail and evidence lined up that can blow the whole thing wide open that can be submitted even if something was to happen to me.
>>694248792
Kill her first?
>>694249203
>i think about using it to blackmail her
lol are you going to threaten to tell your parents about it or something? no one will believe you, better to just die a virgin.
>>694248656
For the record, tits or gtfo is aimed at attention whores. Girls that bring up being girls when it doesn't pertain to the story and just want to be treated special.
>>694248792
Hey, don't you every give up. Tomorrow is a new day! You have to grab it by the balls and say "enough is enough" !!! It's not easy. It's very hard. But you will get the hang of it! I know it! Don't give up, anon.
I talked my ex into fingering her younger sister
>>694249360
Come on Anon...
>>694248940
>>694249194
>wart
>birthmark
im getting mix signals here anon
>>694247386
CVN76 reporting in
I hope you can still love me even when I've had all these men inside me
>>694248940
You need to go to a doctor. There is always a way! Someone will suck your dick! I know it!
>>694249590
i got fingered by my sister on insistence from her ex-boyfriend.
My mum recently died of cancer, everybody thinks that I've been over and that "all good people eventually die" but I am not, anons.
I want her back... I don't really like my dad, and especially now that mom has passed away he's a drunken shipwreck.
I am currently trying to get some money so I can move out.
>>694249696
What does your name begin with?
>>694249616
I mean that it's a wart but I've had it since birth
>>694249679
why dont you suck his dick faggot?
>>694249463
>>694249613
I was a dumb person back then... Everyone was inviting me to hang out with them and shit but it was all because they wanted to get inside her pants.
>>694249752
a letter.
I stick my weiner in a vagina sometimes.
Straight dude who looked at bi and gay porn a few times while under the influence. Not a big deal to me considering I've dabbled in and exhausted pretty much every conceivable fetish.
>>694249832
bullshit
I masturbate by dry humping my bed. I can't even masturbate normally.
>>694249855
Ted Cruz is that you?
>>694249832
probably the most far-fetched secret in here.
>fuck you and your lies anon.
>>694249944
I did that until I was 14
weird habit
I'm 33, ingaged to a woman I'm not sure I completely love, I jack off at work so much in the bathroom I'll probably get fired, I wander around in bad parts of town at night hoping some one will mug me and possibly kill me, Ive stolen over 10000 dollars worth of stuff at Walmart but never have been caught, I tride to fuck the family cat when I was like 9, I have a drinking problem
im content with my life
Cheating military wife reporting in for verbal abuse.
>>694248664
It's ok. Easier to get rid of than a cold.
>>694248839
lol
>>694249004
Sounds hawt and fucked at the same time.
>>694249194
the get over it and go get laid.
>>694249203
Are you retarded? Just flirt with her like a normal human being. She's probably still attracted to you DUMB ASS.
>>694249275
pic
>>694249360
>>694249463
>>694248792
I have a thing for sister relationships (not in a sexual way[surprisingly]) so this really makes me smile. Carry on anon.
I've had sex with two trannies in past 3 days. I'm not even gay. At the very least I'm bi. But I don't even think I'm that. I have never had romantic feelings for a guy. But I get so sexually frustrated, I fuck the first person who will allow me to, and that's usually trannies and gay guys. I've been sexually repressed almost all my life and now that I have the opportunities to do it, I do. I love pussy, but it's too much work to put in most of the time. I have a sex problem and I'm afraid it will get worst
>>694249995
B b b b but I do sometimes
>>694250073
you dont belong here.
fuck off.
>>694250060
ingaged
>>694249855
>exhausted every conceivable fetish
>implying your a reverse cuck water bondage interrogation lover..
Your just a closeted faggot bro
>>694249937
It's true and it's my secret damn it
I tried to kill a man once.
I'm actually straight and I have life goals and ambitions.
>>694250238
lol
>>694249493
this guy
Everyone thinks that I am an atheist but deep down I am Christian.
>>694250305
prove it
pics or it didnt happen
>>694250326
shut you gay
>>694250470
OH BOY I'M SURE NO ONE WILL ACCEPT YOU IF THEY FIND OUT. WHAT A SHAME.
>>694250106
You should make a porno with a wahhabist and send it to ur husband
>>694250543
is this really what 4chan is now?
I don't wash my hands when returning to work.
>>694250556
I didn't imply that it is a shame, it's just that all of my friends are always trying to disprove Christianity and I just stand there, sometimes nodding.
>>694250670
yes
>>694250670
you suck gay homos for men
>>694250106
You're back again? you're in every damn thread BLYAT
>>694250513
You got me anon. I have no pics
>>694250750
Haha ok I get you now. Weeeeelp, have fun with that anon.
>>694250731
You're a savage
>>694248642
Haha, fucking typical spic
doing god's work, anon
>>694250758
No wonder why people have moved on.
>>694250106
Tits
My grandparents killcount is never ending, 30+ by their own hand that I know of, 200+ where they had some bastard finish the job
They have a hand in 90% of the bespoke Child Porn industry world wide and fbi doesn't even bat an eye
I played with my pee pee once and white stuff came out. I was scared when it happened. It's been 3 days now and I'm scared to go number 1. Is this normal?
>>694250750
I get your feel bro
I'm a marine biologist and all my old school friends are fedora tipping atheists
They all assume that my belief in evolution automatically makes me atheist. They look to me to back them up on the science when they "debate" naive religious people.
All the while I'm religious myself and I've seen things that have renewed my faith
>>694250750
Idk if god will forgive you letting their blasphemy slide in your presence.
I suggest you make quick work of them with a sharp blade or gun, after giving it a proper blessing to make it a holy weapon
>>694250049
And now you do it with you hands?
I give condoms to my 13yo niece who recently starting being sexually active. Her parents are fairly conservative jesusfags and she is trying to keep it a secret. Told her she is welcome to come to my house if she needs a safe low-key place to fuck or just hang out with friends or what ever.
>>694251200
nah, two beds
>>694244139
I jerk off to pictures of my friend's girlfriend.
>>694251251
You the real MVP
>>694251074
Ur grandparents molest and kill little kids?
>>694251251
be honest, you have thoughts of fucking her or fantasize about her fucking her boyfriends where you picture her fucking
I'm a semi-racist wigger trying to be less racist and trying to not emulate black people so much. Hey, at least I'm honest about it.
>>694251140
>>694251145
Finally some people that understand. Sometimes I just feel like taking my whole family and moving out to the good ol' suburbs of some city, hell, It'd surely be better that here.
>>694251321
Yeah
>>694251362
Well...
Try not to openly admit to being a wigger.
Id say thats the first step.
I was molested by my neighbour when I was 13/14, not too sure. Pretty lame experience
>>694251321
Survived being raided three times, probably will die of old age and pass the reigns
>>694248193
>I'm an FBI agent watching
>this
>kind of threads
NO YOU'RE A FUCKING SPIC WHO CANT SPELL
I've recently been talking to girl in Facebook that is fairly older than me. She sends me nudes and shit. But when I nut to those pictures I think of my dead mom.
>>694249496
Fuck outta here nigger
>>694251616
Fucking kek
man said "I am an FBI"
>>694250631
I don't fuck niggers or sand niggers
>>694250835
Сука Блять!
>>694251040
Yes
>>694250133
>Hawt
Αaaa blam i cum in my pant!! man blooort aaAA
>>694251097
>>694251097
No
I am dokter
Ur dick is dying mayn
:'(
>>694251437
Don't be so sure, you get to the city and all it becomes is a hive of libertards who will pump them full of xe xer and xem you seem to be on one end of the scale, be sure not to go too far the other way.
>>694247718
You should fucking kill yourself
I made my mother cum twice by fingering her.. She was a little drunk, but her pussy was so wet
>>694251348
I don't really think about me fucking her, mostly due to our strong family relationship and the whole incest thing isn't appealing to me, but I will admit she is very pretty, has awesome body, have seen her nude a couple times recently. I do kinda wonder how she is in bed, what she likes to do, what she wont do, etc but i dont rly fantasize about it when fapping/having sex with my gf. She has only been with 2 guys that i know of, she's not a slut or anything. She's smart and always uses protection
>>694249713
kill him and say he tried to attack you while he was drunk.
>>694252067
how did u see her nude? My niece is 20 and has gigantic tits, i am dying to see those bad boys...i hate myself for it but she is 5 foot tall with enormous tits and a slim bod..can't help myself
>>694251852
Aaa Blaam welcome to the slam
Cum in pant come on yeah come one
Blort yeah haha
i once set my school on fire
My girlfriend has a hot younger sister. Once, the sister asked me to remove a virus from her computer as she thinks I am "tech savvy". I fixed her problems, but I took my chance and went into her saved passwords on chrome.
I log on to her snapchat and facebook account regularly to collect the nudes she sends to her boyfriend.
She's a freak.
And I love it.
I have put my friends gf in danger (kind of unintentionally though) just to get a little satisfaction with my fetishes and I never told anyone
>>694250470
You are right to pretend. Your imaginary friend is an embarrassment to you.
>>694251800
>Сука Блять!
показать сиськи или идти
>>694252333
and how many times do we have to wait for these nudes mate ?
>>694252406
good fuck her
>>694244139
I'm a dog fucking fag. Fag part isnt secret. Just the dog fucking.
Are you allowed to post personal information to active murderers/ child molesters?
I'd like to see my mom fucked hard
I masturbate in changing rooms
>>694252515
probably not a secret either faggot
>>694252231
Have seen her sunbathing, changing clothes, getting in/out of the shower. nothing wrong with you wanting to see her full beauty. My niece has a perfect ass, impossible to not look whether she is naked or clothed. She knows it too, always wears tight pants.
>>694252428
Forever. You can't get sent nudes from snapchat with just a password and no physical access
>>694252515
First sentence needs a hyphen. Are you a dog or a fag?
Nobody know that I have anam plug and dildo under my bed.
>>694252571
Tbh probably not. I was caught with family dog when i was 13. I dont think anyone else knows other than my parents.
>>694244139
I fapped to sissy befor and cummed a bucket load
I am a good goy and a IDF paid shill
I also support JIDF
I spam /pol/ 24-7 with pro Israeli propaganda
>>694252748
She sends the pictures in the chat, and they always save every message sent. Will share once I gather more goodies.
Remember 7531.
I really wanna bang another woman that isnt my girlfriend, preferably her best friend but a hooker or a hook-up from clubs I keep turning down would be great.
>>694252788
Not sure. Are you a grammar or a nazi?
>>694251651
I fucking love surprise endings that give me a chuckle
>>694252992
You've been a member for upto 12 days
You pay them €5000
The bait is hard
>going this far to bait the mouth frothing idiots of /pol/
>>694253077
Don't pout. Be thankful that I have furthered your education.
I go to poor countries on vacation because I'm looking for married women to fuck. it's easy to make women believe you are rich their and somehow they always fall for the idea of a sunset-ride if you wear a good suit while telling about it
>>694246581
I hope you dont follow that attraction.
To be honest i dont really mind paedophillia, like homosexuelity you/those people dont chose to be that way. But other than with homosexuality if you follow you desire it will ruin other peoples live. Paedophiles who dont give in to the urge even deserve kind of respect in my opinion since they now they will never fullfill their wish but still avoid it for the sake of others. But those who choose otherwise are one of the worst kind and deserve the worst.
So depending on how you are you can tell what i think of you
>>694251550
you m/f?
molested how?
>>694253164
Omg so much smarter thanks.
I hug and cuddle my pillow at night crying, pretending it's him.
>>694252992
JIDF is one disturbed individual who spends most of his time attacking Israelis he doesn't like.
>>694251852
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL
>>694250060
Ben??
Cam chat blackmail guy reporting
>>694244139
I rub my sister's toothbrush on my balls and cock.then I cum on it. just leave the bristles dripping in cum.she's a virgin and I love the thought that i'm the first guy who's cum she's had i her mouth.
Roose was poisened by his enemies,
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever
I pose as a woman on omegle to get dick pics from guys
I orchestrated 9/11.
>>694251251
Might seem weird to some people. But at least she's got someone actually looking out for her. If kids are curious nothing will stop them from finding out. As long as you're not doing this to fuck her friends - that's fucked
>>694247085
Jesus dude, thats fucking gross
>>694253806
Too bad you cant make her swallow it, eh? Try putting it in her food. I'm trying to slowly work cum into all my girlfriend's meals. Soon itll just be something she's so used to that she'll miss it if she eats something that's cum free!
>>694254015
why? can't you just get dick pics from gay and bi guys? Seems like there's loads of them.
>>694254612
The deception is what gets me off
I'll use pics of girls I find online or sometimes ones I know
>>694247781
It's okay anon just don't let it happen on penis inspection day
>>694253357
Fag
>>694254103
indeed. sheltering kids from reality should be child abuse imo. def not wanting to fuck her friends even though they are really hotttt
stole friends noods! So worth
http://admy(D)link/5081cf
Everytime I go to my sister-in-laws I end up fondling and holding her tits while sitting at her computer and stroking her thigh. She doesn't talk about it - won't let me get my hands under her top or finger her. 15 years ago I did fuck her for several months. We never speak about this either. She keeps making excuses for me to pop round. Driving me crazy because I just want to fuck her senseless in every orifice.
I'm a girl that likes porn invloving a blowup doll, especially clear ones. I love seeing the guy's dick in the doll for some reason....
>>694246291
Disgusting
>>694253047
Yes. I want this too. I just also many my girlfriend to be aware of it and for her to be submissive to me and the girl im cheating on her with. Called cuckqueaning. Can't find any really good porn of it either,w which sucks.
>>694246426
Fuck. Her.
>>694249713
The best thing you can do is keep busy and stay productive.
I'm sorry. Good luck buddy,
>>694255155
interesting kink, anon. Ever had a guy do it for you in real life?
do you know why you like it?
>>694247718
Tits or gtfo
i dont have any secrets because im a shut in loser, havent worked in a year
>>694255287
Nope, never seen it in real life. I don't know why I like it. I like the feeling of a guy deep inside me, so I guess it's hot to actually kinda see the dick in a doll??
i'm 23/m and im wearing footsy pajamas and a diaper underneath.
>>694255437
Pics
>>694255391
Huh, interesting. You don't get that same feeling from seeing a guy fucking a woman? Or does the presence of the woman distract you?
Any other kinks?
i'm haunted every day by visions of those close to me dying horrific deaths
>>694255155
Sounds like scratches on my cock
Im sure youll find someone who will do this for you though
>>694255656
Sounds like anxiety to me. Tried talking to any shrinks about it?
>>694255437
fill your diaper with dooty right now
>>694255532
The thing about 'normal' porn is that, for me, its too focused on the girl, the whole play around it.
Its hard to explain but I like seeing the penis inside the vagina, so maybe that's why I like it so much. Other than that, I'm pretty vanilla
I'm agp, bi, and questioning both my gender identity and my will to live each and every day.
I'll never tell anyone, im scared I'll drive them away. I hate myself for both these things and the fact that because I have zero social skills, I'll never do a good job at my life dream/goal of having as positive of an effect on as many people as possible.
Seriously, somebody shoot me
>>694255530
I don't post pics to 4chan, sorry. not sure what i'd post anyways.
>>694255711
i'm good thanks
>>694255723
cool. Do you think you'd like to see it in real life, or would you rather just watch it going into you?
I knew a girl who used to sit on her bf's face while he fucked a fleshlight. Sounds like your thing.
>>694249713
Try n talk to him. It's worse for him than for you.
>>694248821
*snerk* is your name Sarah at NAU?
>>694249171
THIS
i sucked my own cock when i was 16 yrs old. also i am a vandal
I've been crushing on a friend of mine for a couple of years now. I met her through my ex and we've kept our friendship a secret. She just moved half way across the country for grad school though, so if I'm gonna make a move I'm gonna have to wait at least two years.
She's dating a guy she isn't crazy about, I'm dating a girl I'm not crazy about. I feel like we'd both be happier dating each other, but it will probably never happen.
I'd love to tell her I feel this way but I'm afraid it'd ruin the friendship.
>>694253252
I am glad I am not alone in this world with these feelings. Ty for sharing.
>>694251074
Hook me up m8
>>694255841
That does sound interesting, thanks! I don't know, I like sex, and I'm very happy with my sexlife, so I don't think I would like to see it in real life. I just like it as porn, to watch
>>694247386
helichoppter? wat a spin out
>>694244139
I shot a man in reno
I find women or girls curious about cheesy pizza vids and we watch them online together. I like seeing them get off to the vids, their eyes widen at the sights etc
>>694255707
nah, and yeah you're probably right about that
>>694252333
Trips, so give us the nudes.
Trips obligates you
>>694256108
Go on?
>>694256148
You should man. If you're a student your school probably offers that shit for free, and even if you're not you can probably get a couple visits covered by insurance. It really helps. My gf was sad but mostly just scared all the time for weeks and it was tearing us apart. But she went to speak to someone a few times and things got a lot better. Might work for you too!
I wouldnt mind fucking a horse, as dangerous as it is, I feel like it would feel great to cum inside of it.
>>694255841
I wish I could find a girl who'd just fucking sit on my face... Seriously. I don't car if she doesn't do anything but sit and watch me jerk myself till I bleed, I just love having a girl sit on me.
>>694245654
My friends car tried to mom me in the back of my finger
I live my girlfriend, but I hate that she's fat. I've come very close to cheating on her, and leaving her,but I just love her as a person even if she's not great to look at and she's always willing to try a lot of my kinks and fetishes, although nowhere near all of them. I dunno. I have feel trapped, and I half feel like I would never forgive myself for giving up the girl I love for some better pussy and possibly a far worse person.
>>694256273
>>694256108
Just to watch him die
>>694256560
Why not ask if she wants to go to the gym with you? Don't directly say she's fat, but make it something you can work on together?
>>694256560
My life right here.
Fucking sucks. Can't help her either, she just doesn't want to lose weight or put the effort in. Got a kid too so that makes it worse for excuses.
>>694256560
what fetishes will she indulge? Which ones did she say no to?
>>694256583
Ok? Circumstances? Just spur of the moment or was this the plan of the night kind of thing?
>>694256762
Same guy-
I used to gym 6 days a week! Even then, she would come with me for 1 day. She wasn't bad back then, just lazy and shitty health choices that caught up later on. Even dragged me down somewhat. I miss gym, but I'm at least healthy.
>>694256692
>don't directly say she's fat
>ask her to go to the gym with you
She's a woman, she's not stupid
"Hey babe wanna come to the gym with me?"
>that seems a little out of the blue, have I put on weight or something?
Right there she has just fucking trapped you, no matter what you say now, she knows.
Also stab in the dark but if her name is morgan she's fucking perfect bro, nice amount of chub to grab
A girl I fucked once and am still talking/sexting with wants me to piss on her. I can't figure out if I'm into it or not
>>694256560
Pic? What kinda 'fat' are we talking about?
>>694256762
I hope that your my cousin.
I hope you leave her tbqh
>>694257045
>>694256692
nah man, what you do is start taking up a healthier lifestyle for yourself and ask her to get involved.
OR tell her you have a fetish for watching women work out.
>>694257169
Probably not. I don't get along with family. Location?
>>694248821
you know the rules boyo. tits or gtfo: timestamp needed
>>694244139
i'm a ghostbuster. i'm really a fat black woman. fml
>>694256560
She's not fat. You just have unrealistic expectations and you'll regret it when you leave the only woman that could love your vain ass.
>>694244139
> I have a crush for traps.
> I fapped to my sister several times.
> I died for few minutes when I was a kid, in a swimming pool, and came back to life, thanks to a lifeguard. My family doesn't know
> The last point haunt me and I have both a fear of water and a desire to death
>>694256928
>>694256583
Man I hadn't seen the sunshine since I don't know when,
I was stuck in Folsom prison, and time kept draggin' on
So after I got out my mama told me, Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
So I shot that guy down in reno to go back
>not sure if you realize these are johnny cash lyrics and you're just testing my creative writing skills
I want to post nudes of my gf, possibly with me involved, here on 4chan but I haven't found the right format yet. People will whine and bullshit, taking the fun out of it
>>694245654
car finger mom the in 694245654
>>694257515
I have nudes of fiancé on my phone. Took years to get her to take 3 nude photos of herself and send them to me (been 3 years since and can't get more out of her). I'm tempted to post them on /b/ all the time.
I'm trying to find a milf to fuck. Currently using happn and tinder but it's not working. I'm 25
>>694257515
Anons never complain about noods. Do it /b/either.
>>694248837
Goddammit Carlos
>>694252333
>snapchat
>chrome
>computer
not even close to adding up
>>694257712
Post honestly on the swinger sites. When I was 20 thru 23, I could only pick up miles and 35yo+ women on there. They know what they want.
>>694257696
Hmm that's kind of a different situation to mine I think. My gf sends me nudes whenever I want her to, and I also have pics of me fucking her. I'd never put those on here without asking her. I'd probably take new ones with her just for this
>>694257712
Craigslist, dude. If you're mildly attractive or are able to host, you'll be able to pull some married, cheating pussy.
>>694244139
I've openly fapped to my best friend when she was sleeping in my bed, few years ago, and came on the bedsheets before going to sleep myself.
I'm actually not proud of it.
>>694246821
>>694247186
That's hot.
Wanna fuck my gf younger sister
>>694249360
From this day forward you shall be know as Cecil the Clueless Cuck
>>694257829
I'm on three different dating sites. I've messaged a lot of milfs and not once got a reply. It's weird because I have arranged sex with other girls through all of those channels
I like traps
>>694257479
Nah, didnt know hah, but then again you really could have been softkey confessing about gunnin a dude down
BUMP LIMIT!!
NEW BREAD!!1!
>>694258054
>>694258054
>>694258054
>>694258054
>>694257886
I'm a Eurofag. Do I even have access to craigslist?
>>694257134
Try doing it in the shower. Not much cleanup needed, and you'll find out if you like it or not. You'll also satisfy her need.
>>694257966
how old is she?
>>694258072
I want to play with the little bulge
>>694258111
Good idea
>>694250060
>ingaged
>>694258101
Hell yeah man. CL is all over the globe. Might not be in high use where you are. Maybe you could find something similar where you are? Online classified ads.
>>694250845
then take pics you portobello mushroom
>>694252412
okay whatever you say mr. edgelord
>>694247085
You fucking animal
>>694256560
Quite easy.
I've come up with this sheme: You start talking about what you think is important in a relationship. Then you say, that you would, if you know that you're not good looking enough, go to the gym. Not because the partner wants it, but because one self wants to look good for the partner.
If one doesn't want to look good, and the partner asks one to go, the partner will get all the blame for not wanting to go to the gym and being unhappy. One would rely to much on the other person, I wouldn't want the partner have to ask to go to the gym, it should be something i myself would do before it would get to the point. Because if one doesn't want to be good looking for a partner, why would one even be together with that partner?
That is what i say before i go into a relationship. It helps and people mostly are just to selfabsorbed to notice that this is right. In your case i would sit down with your gf and ask why she doesn't want to go. It's quite brute, but if she doesn't want to move her ass to look good for you, she isn't the right one.
>>694258082
Well badly reworded lyrics aside
>killed a guy named greg
He was accused of being a rapist by a friend of my gf
>apparently he beat and raped her a few times
>this type of shit don't fly with me
>ghosted him for a week so I had a rough schedule
>did him quick and clean
>still getting away with it
And I promise you, these aren't lyrics
If anybody knows a greg they haven't seen in a while he may or may not be a dead fuck
