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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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postpostpost
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friendly reminder

-meowbot
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yo.

-J
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i tried making a throwaway steam account to play unturned, it's kinda fun actually

-meowbot
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Whaddup, Reimu-chan?
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>>694191621
You're just saying that because you're out of food again.
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hello.

I know I have been gone for a bit.
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>>694191445
What?

>>694191572
Nothing much! Although I just lost my save on the Sims 3... I have a backup but it's not as far. And I'd just finished building a cool shrine house!
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>>694191621
not my problem
adachi feeds them

-meowbot
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Prepare for something pussy-tastic you pussies
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>>694191779
I got confused. You're late, aren't you?
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>>694191734
(Shot's fired)
>>694191572
Tanuki lady, yo.
>>694191751
Sunpeak, how've you been mate?
>>694191779
Also, hi Reimu.
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>>694191779
Kind of sounds like that one time Tenshi leveled your shrine.
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>>694191913
trying to find the ebook tab in humble bundle.

Doing ok.
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>>694191913
Forgot to sign, shoot me in the face.

-J
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>>694191913
Greetings, citizen.
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Well hi there.
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>>694191093
Uhm... can you get Kermit here for me, please?
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>>694191913
I thought it was well-known that Reimu's donation box was always empty.

>>694192003
You aren't?
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>>694191093
Fun times await.
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>>694192040
oh no. You stay back you greedy shopkeeper.
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>>694191885
Like half an hour late, yeah.

>>694191846
Did you make a fruit-vagina hybrid this time?

>>694191913
Hello.

>>694191959
Yeah, it's kinda like that... I tried to move Sim Reimu and her roommates there, but when they arrived, the game had already moved somebody in. So it messed everything up and sent me back to the start screen. There's a copy of my family there, but it's them before I played any of the game or leveled their skills up and stuff.
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This thread isn't lewd enough
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>>694192309
For some reason I thought it was meant to be 3 and not 2. I'm burnt out, I guess.
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>>694192237
Well alright, (FILE NAME)
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>>694192421
Shameful.

>>694192502
But you've got your armpits on display! It's so impure!
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>>694192623
Be more lewd
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>>694192309
That's sounds pretty rough. I heard the AI in Sims 3 could get pretty wonky sometimes, but I guess it's not limited to characters lol.

>>694192421
Happy?
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>>694192421
Just wait...
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>>694192655
Too many clothes
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>>694192502
Pretty please? I want to tell him something really important.. I promise to not start any drama, please?
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>>694192502
chocolate can kill cats
she looks like a cat
never feed chocolate to cats and dogs, kids

-meowbot
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Here we go, the only poll proven by science to be 700% lewd.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725712
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>>694192655
It doesn't help that I have a bunch of mods that control the behaviors and stuff. I guess I've come to expect things to go screwy every now and then.

>>694192623
There's nothing lewd at all about armpits unless you use them for weird stuff.

>>694192422
It's probably because of all the times I was an hour late or so last week.
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>>694192675
So, Man of Hattan, you like "Tutoriel's" pie's?
>>694192832
Hello Ikarous.

-J
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>>694192933
>you like "Tutoriel's" pie's
That has not been proven in a court of law.
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>>694192933
-bows my head-
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Hello everyone! Hows it going?

~Boxsicle
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>>694193211
tits pls
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The Doc is in.

>>694193211
well hello

-meowbot
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>>694193211
Tired.
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I'm wondering. What is your guys mana alignment according to this? The type of person you are will match to the type of magic you are beast suited for according to this.

For me it's blue and maybe a bit of white.

-Sunpeak
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>>694193063
By the way, next poll is a continuation of whichever option gets the most votes. A little Choose Your Own Adventure, if you will, so choose wisely.
>>694193122
>I like it.
I like it less than Duke Nukem, but I like Duke Nukem a lot.
That aside, let's have this discussion shift to two things in Reisen's picture.
1: Your socks allow each individual toe to be expressed. This is goddamn witchcraft, and nothing you can do to me can convince me otherwise.
2: You are sucking on a carrot. Not even an idle suck, but full-force, cheeks-puffed, ready-to-go-to-town suck.
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>>694193414
Black, and a tiny bit of blue.
>>694193211
What's up Box, pc fried itself again?

-J
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>>694192899
Yeah, I've had mods in Fallout: New Vegas that kind of fucked with the games characters. I had a zombie mod that had packs of zombies roaming around killing quest givers and turning them into zombies. Had to uninstall it because it was impossible to play early game.
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Hello again. It was great fortune that I see your thread again, O-Miko-san. Feeling tremendously lonely and bad after a sour encounter with a girl I once tried to court, not knowing she had a partner, She was rather rude, and I chose to leave that place and hole myself up at home.

Sorry for venting.
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>>694193392
Hows it going?

>>694193405
Same here. Why are you tired?

>>694193678
No, just too tired to get up and use it. Howare ya?
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>>694192653
Why would I do something so indecent?

>>694192899
Honestly my brain just isn't entirely working right today.
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>>694193889
It'd make everyone happy
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>>694193873
>*how are

~Boxsicle
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Hello thread.
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>>694193873
playing unturned.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>694193780
Don't worry mate, this place is for anyone. be welcome.
>>694193889
Hi Umi.
>>694193873
Gud.
>>694193122
Moon bunny, how you doing?

-J
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>>694193414
Blue.
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>>694194146
Thank you. I'm agonizing for some company of any kind, at least, until this feeling subsides. Gotta go work in two hours anyway.
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>>694193989
I'm not going to debase myself like that just to make people happy.

>>694194146
Evening. How's it going?
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>>694191093
Can I get advice on where to get some lewd or non-lewd Reimu cosplay please?
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>>694194414
How rude.
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>>694193780
You're welcome here, and also welcome to vent! It's what we're here for.

Sorry you had such a bad break, Anonymous.
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>>694194066
Hello, little earthly thing!
>>694194146
Ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm fine. What about you?
>>694194414
*debases you*
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>>694194459
exhentai
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>>694194622
Lewd! Shameful! Indecent!
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>>694194622
[screaming]

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>694193414
no one else wishes to partake in this?
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>>694193414
White for me...
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>>694193414
>>694194862
I don't know what mine would be. Isn't there some kind of test you can take?
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>>694194122
Eh, it was okay for a little while, but then I discovered that reason why the zombies seemed to roam is because there isn't a whole lot of spaces between hordes and they're usually attacking something. When there was nothing to attack, they'd just stand there or wander around a couple feet and stand there some more.
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>>694194960
I can look for one if you can't figure it out yourself.
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>>694194712
But I'd love an indecent you!
>>694194796
You. I like you. You understand.
>>694194862
Just a moment, I would love to!
>>694194906
kek
>>694194960
le google!
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Will the gaping hole in my ass ever close?
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>>694195090
wha?

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>694194612
Eh... Remember last week, talked about that ex who is getting the happy pills and all? Since her, I haven't found a fulfilling relationship. Sure, the few girls I dated were happy with me, but I wasn't happy with them. One wanted only sex, one had a rough time growing up and had no hobbies of her own (thus losing my interest on her), one tried to do some foul play, and lately a couple of close friends started talking behind my back, about how I wanted to get with the girl. Someone sent screenshots, of course I was quite upset and broke off the friendship with them. Left with no one close. -AKD
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>>694195090
I was an indecent me once, it was kind of fun. Probably isn't happening again though.

>>694195171
Not if you keep stuffing things in there.
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>>694194622 >>694194414
*Exagerated reaction* i'm gud.

Anyway, no one want's a reading? That's odd.

-J
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>>694195090
hush >.>
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>>694195408
It happens sometimes. Slow day or something.
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>>694193414
I guess I have Blue and Green.

>>694194906
Hi there Ika.

>>694195090
Hey Reisen. How's it going?
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>>694195090
Bring Kermit in here real quick!
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>>694195507
How old are you?
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>>694193873
No food.
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>>694194622
Calm down before you hurt someone.
Get out of yandere mode, now!
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>>694195175
eh I took a crappy test and found it best for your own judgement and not a random quiz
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Everyone please hug ME-tan when you see him.
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>>694195785
And we need to reach a final decision on this poll.
I need to say an option that's a definite winner, it's a tie right now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725712
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>>694195653
I'm 21.

>>694195717
Then get some food silly.

>>694195813
You got it.
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>>694195466
On the contrary, I'm sorry for dumping this on everyone. But I will admit it helps to feel like someone listens. That someone cares for a minute. That there's a tiny candlelight in the dark pit I fell into, and it helps me climb out. I got a bonus at my job recently. Was going to spend it on fixing my truck, and maybe getting a video card... But I might spend it on a psychologist or a psychiatrist instead. I'm so tired of dealing with the dreary feelings of anxiety, curiosity, need to know, worrying about people who do not give a damn... -AKD
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>>694195056
Red and green with a bit of blue, I think. Those aren't my favorite manas but... they fit me best, I suppose. Kinda disappointing, actually.
>>694195202
You heard me.
>>694195254
But why?
>>694195454
>>694195517
*crickets chirping*
>>694195507
Ah, it's going just fine.
>>694195785
Done <3
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A lot of people like to categorize themselves as blue here.

Expected a bit more white also.
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>>694195949
Did some stuff, got hurt, the usual.
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>>694195902
>21
Who is the oldest person here?
Can anyone beat 86 years?
>>694195813
I'll make sure to do that.
>>694195949
Thank you, but you still haven't explained this...
>>694193619
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>>694195949
no, i didn't.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>694195949
Well if you like using Illusions a lot for your attacks and the way you sometimes go insane I would say Blue and Red.
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>>694195937
That's a smart move! You'll probably benefit a lot more from that in terms of quality of life.

>>694195802
The problem is I've got random traits from every color... I can't really tell which ones are the strongest, it's hard to make a good judgment of your own personality.
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>>694196086
Oh hey, I know what that's like!
>>694196217
I'm supposed to explain it?
>>694196274
You read me! Better?
>>694196288
True, true! But I am pure and naive above all else, don't you think?
*winks*
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>>694195813
-hug-

>him

>>694195902
Eh... too young...

>>694195949
Please? I have something really important to tell him
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>>694196461
NO
I DIDN'T

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>694196369
I think we all dip a bit into each category. The way I do it is to pick the ones you feel most of the time and what you strive for.

For you it will be white with how you help people.
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>>694196461
It isn't a particularly unique thing.
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>>694196461
You're supposed to explain Your Socks and Your Toes, only to lure in the Anon that's in love with Reimu's Socks, because he's the only one that can battle The Curse, but you were too late.
>>694196484
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>>694196369
AT times, however, it feels like I only need some friends, and a good relationship. After all, my goal in life was to get married to someone fantastic (perfect to me, if you know what I mean), do my best to keep the flame alive, have one or two kids... Last thursday I became 28 years old, so that dream seems pretty much dead with my current sight on life. Doesn't help that only 2 people remembered my birthday and only 4 congratulated me, so... Heh. Sorry for being a ball of emo. -AKD
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>>694195937
Good thinking mate, smart move.
>>694196086
That sounds interesting.

-J
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>>694196541
Okay? What were you expecting?
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>>694196677
I was thinking white and red. I'm a little short-sighted I guess if my life so far has anything to say about it.
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>>694196859
I'm not sure that's the kind of thing you should call interesting.
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>>694196811
It's still a tie, folks...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10725712
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>>694195813
Eehh?
You don't have to, you know.
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>>694196958
Eh... I don't know... I just like older guys
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>>694197021
Keep in mind that i help people from time to time, it just make's me curious, that's all.
Sorry if i seemed like an unsensible jerk.

-J
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>>694197043
*hug*
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>>694196859
Just trying to hang on. Some people have told me I'm a good friend and that they like having me around, my ex (the one with the pills and the one I give half a damn about) included, so, they're part of the reason I want to stop being such a wreck. -AKD
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>>694196817
No worries, Anonymous. I don't mind at all.

Anyway, it's never too late for that goal to come true. Actually, assuming you're a guy, the market only gets better as you get older, unless your perfect girl happens to be 18-22.
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>>694196817
Try not to rely on other people for happiness is the way I go. If you find it along the way then good.
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>>694197328
Fair enough, it was just an odd way to put it.
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Hello yet again, thread friends

Everyone's favourite pastry has arrived

-Sweet Roll
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>>694197043
*hugs*
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>>694197043
>hug
There! How do ya feel?

>>694197313
Good for you.
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>>694197609
>Everyone's favourite pastry has arrived
Oh, where are they?
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I'm out for the night, need some sleep.
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>>694193414
according to a test white and green
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>>694197043
-fucking hugs you tight-

>>694197669
too young...
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>>694197819
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[angry doctor noises]

-Doc Gold
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>>694197909
Where's the gif?
>>694197043
Oi mate, i'll fucking hug you, ya hear? *Hug's*
>>694198004
... k

-J
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>>694197043
*hugs*
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>>694197688

Hilarious, 10/10

No but seriously...

-Sweet Roll
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>>694197893
Why should I care?

>>694198004
[Angry box noises]
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>>694197428
I am a male, yes. I don't really care for my partner's age. I was once in a committed, long-distance relationship that lasted three years (met her in Ragnarok Online, she was from south America and I'm from North America, broke up because she became Christian and wanted to force that on me), I was 24, she was 28.

She and the girl I do care about aren't 10/10, either. They had their flaws, like a crooked nose, barely any eyebrows, sickly thin, liked to dress in guy clothes all the time, never did her hair, tan skin... But I still saw them (and still see, for the latter, shame on me) as the best, because I was truly in love with both their physique, personality, being and soul.

That's what I really want. The magic of being with someone I truly appreciate, and who appreciates me in the same way. Having my, her, and our hobbies shared... Etcetera. Dunno if being a nerd who likes videogames, cosplay, anime, hiking, swimming, fuckin' around inside my truck's engine compartment and owning my very own PIU arcade machine will help my case, hah. -AKD
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I hate this thread

I'm going to cause so much drama if Kermit doesn't show up in the next 3 minutes
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>>694198004
See, you understand perfectly! Insanity!
>>694197043
*squeeeeeeze*
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>>694198264
Reisen?
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>>694198196
is it just a box going around violently

-Doc Gold
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>>694198248
o boi pls no
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>>694198264
...
[very angry doctor noises]

-Doc Gold
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>>694197819
>What on the moon?
Now she's talking about mooning me? My word, you are a saucy one.
>>694198134
Yeah, hello mate.
>>694198248
*burps*
Blow it out your ass.
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>>694197043

*Hug*

>>694198128

KIRYUIN SATSUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

-Sweet Roll
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>>694197491
It is not relying on other people, I think, but rather, that my goal for true happiness is dependant on being a husband and father, which does require other people. Having purchased my truck, freelancing my dream job and having bought a used PIU machien that I'm restoring are little shards of happiness, goals from my childhood or from recently, but of course, compared to what I wanted for the rest of my life... They don't feel that big at times. -AKD
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>>694198248
we will vouch for you whatever is going to happen.

>>694198264
their you go again.
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>>694198387
Yes.
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>>694198125
I don't know. Was there a gif?

>>694198237
I see nothing about you that will keep you from finding someone! All of those things are fine and there are plenty of girls who will like you regardless of what your hobbies are.

All you gotta do is keep putting yourself out there. The higher priority right now is probably finding new friends, though. I'd suggest meetup.com to find some get-togethers of people with similar interests nearby.
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>>694197043
*hugs*
>>694197609
ohai
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>>694198264
Careful, you're going suffocate her!
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>>694198616
holy shit

-Doc Gold
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>>694198689
It was the same pic but flipping around and such.
>>694198248
This might be interesting.

-J
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>>694198353
YOSHINO!
*pounces*
>>694198447
Ihihihihi....
>>694198468
Wha! N-noooooo..
>>694198248
See? Black. And red.
>>694198538
Your grammar perturbs me!
>>694198616
*molesty molesty!*
>>694198724
*squeeeeeeeeezes even more*
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Why this
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>>694198987
-hug-
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>>694198928
It is you!
*Hugs you tight*
I missed you!
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>>694198928

STOP!

If you squeeze any more, ME inside will soon be ME outside!

-Sweet Roll
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>>694198928
i just let my phone fall
[angry to the point of earrape doctor noises]

-Doc Gold
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>>694198689
Seems there aren't any groups close by that fit me (I live in Mexico), but I've started attending as many anime conventions as I can that are close to me (I've cosplayed as Quote from Cave Story twice, got recognized the first time). Got plans to build cosntruction foam/Papier Mache armor sets, I visit the local TCG shop twice a week, and I might try to lure some PIU players with my machine once it's ready, hah. I'm trying to not stay stale, because that's when depression bites worst.
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>>694198928
Reisen has been infiltrated by a specifically nasty strain of Autism, and it has greatly heighted the following already-existing attributes of her personality:
>her obsession with ass
>her sock fetish
>her desire to squeeze people
>her habit of mentioning that she is from the Moon
How do I go about fixing this?
>>694198987
*hugs*
>>694199199
I wonder if she's going to squeeze even harder, and make me have to put her back together.
...I hope I'm able to do that with people.
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>>694199136
Hehe.. Yeah, I know..
*pets you gently*
How are you, dear?
>>694199199
*stops promptly*
Well, we wouldn't want that.
>>694199217
Calm down!
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>>694198987
>hugs

-Doc Gold
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>>694198928
Let's not and say we did.

>>694198987
Uh uh uh.......sorry?

>>694199217
>in this moment, Doc turned into an agitated skeleton.
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>>694199589
NO
[angry as shit doctor noises]

-Doc Gold
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>>694199484
I'm glad you've found some things on your own! It's important to never stagnate, always try to find ways to put yourself out there and keep life fresh.
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>>694199674
[rattling]

-Doc Gold
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>>694199674
>Doc turned into an agitated skeleton.
I've been there before.
But, we need to continue the story...
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>>694199589
*Smiles and sits on your lap*
I'm very good. But a little tired. What about you?
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>>694199519
Probably relating to the moon. We need to get some moon rocks and silver to test on her.
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>>694199866
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~The agitated skeleton known as Boxsicle
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Eh. Having a rough time. I should be feeling OK, but I just don't. I'm blessed to be studying in an Ivy, but I don't do anything but study. I never go out with anyone. I have no prospects of finding a girlfriend (the girl I've already confessed to has made it clear that she'll never see me in the same way), and male pattern baldness is kicking in at the ripe old age of 19.
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>>694200117
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-an agitated skeleton known as Doc Goldeneye
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>>694198987
Cause you were being sad
*hugs*
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>>694199519
Wha! None of that is true. What are you talking about!?
>>694199674
But... I was just paying you back!
>>694199924
Ah... I'm alright. Things have been hard but I am tough.
>>694200073
What!? You're going to stone me!?
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>>694199756
Thank you and all. I feel a bit better already, well enough that I'll be at peace while at my night job. I don't know how things will go for me, but I swear I'll never stop trying. -AKD
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>>694200249
>I have no prospects of finding a girlfriend

You are only 19. You are not even finished with college and/or started your career yet! The immense range of people you'll meet in your life, it's statistically likely you'll find someone out there. The more you stay inside, the smaller your range is, the worse your chances are.

Is your major difficult enough that you need to study 24/7? What do the other majors do? Is there any chance you can find time?
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>>694200431
Don't push yourself too hard. You need to relax too.
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>>694200431
of course not. The moon affects you as you are a moon rabbit on the earth. I want to see if moon rocks will have some affect on you when placed beside you.

As for the silver the metal is often linked to the moon also.
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>>694200249
Oh my... I'm sorry to hear that, Anonymous. The studying all the time is only temporary, and you'll be glad you did when it's all over! Never forget that you're in college to learn, so learn as much as you can!

That said, maybe you can find (or create) a study group so that you can be making friends and getting stuff done at the same time!

>>694200546
Good to hear it! I believe in you.
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>>694200249
Just go full shaved TBH and wear glasses and you'll be a cutie I'm sure.
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>>694199895
OUR STORY CONTINUES...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10726037
>>694200431
Wait, Reisen, listen very carefully...
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>>694200792
Hey Dawn. How's it going?
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>>694200792
Physics major here. It's not a matter of me only having just enough time to study. It's just that that's really all I can do in my free time, save for lurking here, or reading. I'm already known as the weird guy that keeps to himself, and I'm terrified to go out and talk to anyone.
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Okay time for drama

Guess Reimu does when no one is around
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>>694200969
Thanks again and sorry for taking so much of your time. I don't visit /b/ that often but I hope to see everyone again another time. My best wishes to everyone. -AKD
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>>694201239
No drama please...
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Thank you, everyone.

I feel better already.
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>>694200431
Paying me back?
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>>694201092
...
Mmmh, did I do that?
>>694201239
Masturbates to GETs
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>>694200855
You.
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>>694201472
I couldn't fall asleep...
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>>694201317
just dont acknowledge it, it'll go away on its own
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>>694200855
Eh. I have some sort of anxiety that I need to get diagnosed. Don't really know how, sadly. But that's okay, it helps with my insanity abilities! <4
>>694200928
These sound like tests performed on witches!
>>694201092
A-auu?
>>694201373
Yeah! I-i don't really remember for what anymore, though... But I think you petted me once! Or twice...
>>694201472
Ah, how foreboding...
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>>694200969
Thanks for the advice. I appreciate it. However, I'm just not the kind of person that can organize that sort of thing, let alone go out and ask people to come. Speaking with someone I'm not familiar with face to face results in my heart rate shooting up, and I'm rendered unable to speak.
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>>694201734
What is your favorite Final Fantasy game?
Out of the 2 I've played, my favorite is IX.
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>>694201734
I can assure you they are not. In fact magicians and witches use silver and rarely moonrock is they can get their hands on it.
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>>694201022
Thanks. I doubt it'd be that great a sight, but I appreciate your trying to cheer me up.
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>>694201118
BOX
Why haven't you been online? I've been waiting for more Cards (that preferably aren't super late at night)

>>694201229
Start small, then. My social anxiety disappeared when I got a part-time job that forced me to talk to people. Depending on your levels of anxiety, you can work your way up. Starting by saying hi to the cashier or whatever, and working up to eventually joining a small club on a related interest. The club part will help you make friends and get your mind off of school and unrequited love.

I know you're terrified, but it's a process really. The more you practice, the less terrified you'll be.
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>>694201734
Thats really sad to hear. I hope you get it sorted out somehow.
>>694201674
You think so?
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>>694201790
I see.. social anxiety then. You should try and work on that! Whenever you're feeling anxious, try to practice deep breathing, just breath in and out steadily and slow it down every few breaths.

Also, when you're worried about a future event, such as anticipating when you need to speak to someone you don't know, try to imagine the worst case scenario. What' the worst possible thing that could happen that you're so afraid of? It might raise your anxiety at first, but the more you do it, the sillier and more unlikely the bad outcome will seem.
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>>694202003
Ermm. I suspect if I answered that, anyone from /v/ in this thread would burn me at the stake!
>>694202079
Ah..? How strange!
>>694202314
Thank you, little Yoshino. You said you missed me... Have you any way to contact me outside of these threads? I don't recall..
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>>694201734
Okay. *hugs* Now what?

>>694202186
I was working all day. Tomorrow we will play.
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>>694202314
yes, starve the troll and she'll get bored and fuck off
>>694202846
my card senses are tingling
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>>694202673
You're welcome!
Well i do have a steam. But i use it very rarely.
>>694202984
I know who she is though. She isn't that bad of a person.
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>>694202673
OK.
Check these dubs.
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>>694202984
Good.

>>694202846
Chief, you're scaring me again. Somebody needs to dethrone you after last time!
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>>694202186
I'll take this to heart. I'm not quite certain that I have the fortitude to just throw myself into the middle of the social scene, but I can try to start small, as you recommend.

Although, with regards to my unrequited love, I'd rather not get over that. Although it certainly pains me to always need to prefix it with "unrequited," I do have feelings for this person, and genuinely feel relieved whenever she is happy, and worried when she is not. It may be selfish of me, but I don't want to lose these feelings and just stop caring one day.
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>>694203321
You don't have to stop caring about her, but you do have to put out of your mind any desires to be with her at the expense of pursuing someone else. As long as you can do that you're fine, just don't stay hung up on her and waiting for her to change her mind.
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>>694203166
Checked.
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>>694202563
Innoculating myself against these panics? I've never actually thought to try it, but it certainly sounds plausible. I'll try that. Thank you so much for the idea.
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>>694203151
i beg to differ but i'll leave it at that
>>694203270
we'll see what happens when the time comes
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>>694203616
Was the first one for me? If yes then i can't think of any other method. What do you use yourself?
>>694203648
Thats fair enough.
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going to bed. see ya
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Check Em
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>>694203504
I see. Also, I don't have any illusions that she'd change her mind. Don't worry about that.

In any case, thanks for taking this moment to help me. I am truly appreciative of what you're doing, and it's helped me to calm down.

Since it's getting rather late, I'm going to sleep now. Take care now.
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>>694203919
Ah.. Yes, you're right! I misquoted. Anyway, I use Skype and Steam.
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stealing image 150
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My problems are probably too complex but here goes...

I am a three year IV heroin addict flatting with my best friend who is also an IV heroin addict. We're both on methadone too. We still use all our money to use every night - it's really a sleeping aid for me at this point. Anyway, my parents think I've been clean for over a year now, but I can only keep up this facade for so long... Fuck, I don't even know what I'm expecting out of posting this. The obvious solution would be to move out so we stop enabling each other but I'm afraid of change and I should also note I have little work experience and half of a science degree completed - I live off a mental illness welfare payment. Fuck man I just dunno, I'm about to be closer to 30 than 20 and my life is just passing me by in a drug-induced blur
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Now make a new bread ......

-Kuriosity
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>>694201648
You haven't come to see me in a long time.
>>694201734
What?
>Parsee
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>>694204295
Oh alright then. But i think we'll have to stick to the threads for now then.
>>694204503
What do you mean exactly?
>Yoshino
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>>694203321
Starting small is the best approach. Lots and lots of small steps.

As for the unrequited love, the feelings you describe do not necessarily have to be romantically linked. Should your romantic feelings disappear (and they will) and a strong platonic bond take its place, then you may very possibly still feel the same happiness and worry that you do now.

It's okay to let those feelings go, in the event that you are certain they are unrequited. The longer you hold onto them, the more pain you will feel, and the least likely you will be able to move onto greener pastures.

If you think that feelings of love are so amazing, even if they're unrequited..just wait until they're reciprocated. It's far better. And by not letting go of your feelings, you are throwing away your chance of experiencing it.

>>694203648
I'll catch up this time.

-Hikari
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>>694204503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kHq9cHSEg
This is you!
>>694204970
That's perfectly fine~

~Reisen
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>>694205085
>>694205085
>>694205085

~Reimu
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