short shorts thread
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short shorts thread
>>694183383
wow I guess the hoard is busy this evening
how weird
Oh, I guess names don't work anymore. Not for me, at least. Oh well.
>>694184561
theres always an update that needs downloaded to either 4chanX or namesync
well hello otherwise namefriend
>>694184731
Looks like it was an update. I'm dumb.
it's nice seeing you back seppo
>>694185104
Insert a suave-looking nod here.
>>694185345
>>694185693
OH BOY ALL MY OLD REACTION IMAGES!
welcome seppo
>>694185802
Why old? Did you lose them?
>>694185887
>>694185997
They're all on my old laptop.
>>694186131
Ah, it would have been a shame if they had gotten lost.
>>694186263
If I didn't know any better, it looks like you saved them all.
ayyyy
>>694186407
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
hello fellow tripfag
Heya guys, how's everyone doing on this fine evening?
I really enjoy how even though the people who are in the animu threads are new, theyre still all as insane as the tripfags that once were in it
welcome friends
>>694187206
yeah, the roleplaying aspect inherent since the stuttering Alice days makes for very entertaining personas
my inability to feel made me break a heart without remorse.
>>694186609
I feel like I should be flattered, honestly.
>>694187456
I have nothing to say to that.
>>694187496
Deep down I'm just a lost soul, a fragile kid. How was I to interact with someone so much older, with so much more experience in the world? Saving your pics was the only thing within my reach to feel closer to you. Can I be blamed?
>>694185160
Go post that on /pol/; you'll get better reactions there.
Snuggles.
>>694188000
That hits deep, man. Missed you too.
Also switching from a 12'' laptop to a 17'' is insane.
>>694187442
i literally cannot wait till they use namesync, and watch them TUMBLING DOWN
>>694187780
yeah, that's my fault anyway, I always expect people to leave me, not love me.
>>694188194
hello fool how do you fare
>>694188197
Damn, insanely sweet.
>>694188227
They are stubbornly fighting against the inevitable.
>>694188345
Oh, hey Pyro.
>>694188770
So what'd I miss around here anyways?
>>694188558
Poorly. I got a new friend yesterday.
>>694188770
i should really push them too
ill add that to my shitposting agenda
>>694189292
I'm sorry?
I don't know what else to say
I'm not very talkative right now I suppose
>>694190256
You're supposed to say, "Tell me about your new friend, Fool." And then I'm supposed to say, "It's a little baby vinegaroon." And then I'd post this picture here.
>>694190543
Horrifying, yet intriguing.
>>694189096
Well, our better half, the animu threads, left to a separate website, and by doing so crippled the community infallibly. As furry posters followed the migration, friendships were broken, and the threads lost activity.
Nowadays we've regained some fuel, after a gradual recovery and the small boost of interest given to us by Zootopia, and if something never changes, it is the fact that everyday you're going to find one of these threads.
The latest avatarfag trend is to post characters from Osomatsu san, and you can look into the final rows of this picture to see who are the latest new faces around here. For all this and more, stay tuned.
>>694190763
It's not horrifying. It's adorable and precious.
yet another bug
how do you spread your love to all of them
>>694190918
>>694190969
All men are capable of love, Snuggles.
>>694191137
God damn it. You aren't Pyro from the animus, are you? Are you !Ginko..WKM?
>>694191181
but a man with many children cannot love them as much as he could one
>>694190918
Not gonna' lie. I think I'm on that list twice.
>>694190934
Agree to disagree.
>>694190918
>I'm oso now
YES
>>694191398
You aren't.
>>694191319
A man with many children shows that he is capable of loving a great deal.
>>694191493
I disagree.
>>694191316
right, but I keep losing my code thanks to opera.
>>694191527
What can I say? I'm a crowd pleaser.
>>694191566
You sure?
>>694191708
you are appreciated
>>694191577
Then I agree.
I might use this one, if I do not lose it.
>>694183383
sauce....?
>>694191693
So you've been breaking hearts, huh? You did always describe yourself as a loner.
>>694191767
Yeah. Cocks also posted Shenanigans.
>>694191971
and opera keeps fucking me up, goddamnit.
anyway, gotta go, good evening.
>>694192082
Smell ya later
>>694192081
Ah yeah, that's right. My bad.
>>694192081
it's my first time breaking one, I think I'm doing pretty good.
shit.
anyway, bye.
>>694192192
grandma's soap smell
>>694192246
So many shared avatars.
>>694192459
I felt like I kept it OG.
>>694192459
>>694192459
this tbh
![Charts [Handy guide].png](https://i.imgur.com/oEOlfXI.png "Charts [Handy guide].png")
>>694192678
>>694192682
Will someone think of the children?
>>694192045
dandi on inkbunny
>>694192893
>>694192893
JUST
and then you have freklz who posts every anime under the sun
i think there are just a handful of people who's avatars havent been used by multiple people
>>694193232
My multiple avatars have never been used by other people.
![The many faces of Raccoon [II].png](https://i.imgur.com/tQ0DM1D.png "The many faces of Raccoon [II].png"){kind=small}
>>694193186
You pick great artists, at least.
>>694193232
Isn't it criminal?
>>694193232
>i think there are just a handful of people who's avatars havent been used by multiple people
/flex
>>694193510
I try. Secretly I'm just trying to appeal to your tastes.
>>694193401
>>694193710
You both fall under the handful of people, though I am sure no one would knowing your bold stances with the characters
>>694193717
Oh, psh. Don't try to pretend you don't love big asian men.
>>694193958
Asian or Mexican. Either or. Or just big guys in general.
>>694194794
Plus glasses.
Jams
???
>>694194967
PLUS GLASSES. You know me so well, bud.
I conquered the cockatrice again today and my butt is still sore
>>694195869
Yeah, I have a good memory.
>>694196053
I'm flattered.
>>694196238
How's the hubby?
>>694196748
He's good. Depending on which guy you're referring to. I haven't been here in a while.
>>694196886
What a Casanova.
>>694197125
Winky face.
Also I'm instantly regretting reactivating my FA.
And yeah, I have an FA.
>>694194978
watch penny dreadful
I swear to god if another motherfucker says anything to me about this fucking pokemon go thing im gonna scream
>>694197834
Pokémon. Go.
>>694197827
i was going to actually
I'm bored and hungry... hellllp.
Back up in this bitch like
>>694197790
Why the regret?
>>694198291
I would entertain you and feed you but you wouldn't learn a lesson if I did
>>694198445
A lot of past drama. But I got too curious for my own good and wanted to see what the old furry folks were up to.
>>694198291
make waffle
>>694198484
I've learned enough
give me food.
>>694198652
omg. ...
I just cant
>>694198808
but a small light waffle would be ok wouldnt it?
>>694198042
Good
>>694198291
Watch penny dreadful
>>694198944
I have no waffles though.
>>694198945
Is it on netflix?
Also hi.
>>694199187
yeah 2 seasons are on netflix~
how can you not have waffle mix? its like a basic food item!
>>694199187
First 2 seasons are I think
>>694199342
I have bisquick but no waffle iron.
>>694199360
noice
>>694199342
Is that a Heartagram..?
>>694199569
pankeks then
>>694199728
yeah
I'm gonna watch my Best of Bowie dvd. All his music videos. so good
>>694199728
yup. It's hot
>>694199827
>>694199885
>>694199885
noiceeeeeeee
>>694200051
what
>>694200051
David Bowie is awesome. My favorite rock star. Glam rockers are cool. Marc Bolan too.
>>694200243
>>694200287
I agree with Bowie. Biggest regret is not seeing him live.
>>694200410
dont give me that look
>>694199569
Go forth and watch
>>694200582
>>694200410
goddamn me too
I was in the gym when I learned he died. I was in the squat rack and dumped like 280# on the safties. I couldn't squat anymore for the goblin king
>>694200668
After Bowie time
>>694200582
Yes!
>>694200671
I love it
>>694200671
>>694200827
yay!
>>694200827
I found out he died at work. So I pulled my phone out and blasted his music underneath the counter. People cried.
>>694200899
>>694198749
OK. You got me
What the fuck
>>694201017
no bully
>>694201189
All the bully.
pokemon go is BULLSHIT
>>694201017
Yup. All day at the offce was Ziggy Stardust, Diamond Dogs and Hunky Dory.
Everyone hated me. Same when Lemmy died.
No bully
>>694200827
If you don't like it watch Vikings
>>694201515
Damn straight it is. Fuck you, Dugtrio, for running away today.
>>694201526
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
>>694201413
y tho
>>694201693
At least you were able to CONNECT TO IT
>>694201553
I might watch both
>>694201693
yuss
>>694201733
It's how I make friends.
did the connection keep dying/crashing on you too?
>>694201860
These are cute
AND THEN WHEN IT DID CONNECT IT LITERALLY WOULDNT LET ME CATCH A POKEMON NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TAPPED ON THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>694201798
Boyfriend and I went to Laguna Beach. Fuckin' 40-50 people squatting at one spot. Battling a gym. Using lures on all the stops around it.
It was lit.
>>694201839
Oh hey my friend has that necklace.
>>694201978
I agree.
>>694201733
What episode are you on?
>>694201839
I enjoyed both of them quite a bit
>>694202014
our local outdoor mall is an absolute zoo
there there
the app is still early and is constantly being updated. lots of people are having these problems. just be patient and give it time
OMGGGG some new service thats only been out for a few days doesn't work FLAWLESSLY when everyone on fucking facebook is yabbering aboutit nonstop
THE OUTRAGE
THE CAPS
ayy update
OH BOY PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN BETTER CONDESCEND WHILE I STILL HAVE THE CHANCE
>>694202100
Just thinking about how many people are there for the same thing, interacting with one another when they had never met before. It's mind-blowing. Everyone was nice and helping each other out.
Some fucker ran around in a Team Rocket outfit, promising to steal all their Pokémon as soon as an update came out.
its almost like you know the real me
>>694202014
What is it?
>>694202084
Too cute!
>>694202092
Hell on wheels?
>>694185160
i'm all knowing
>>694202346
Think of all the exercise people are getting
Many people breathing actual air for the first time in their lives.
>>694202384
Didn't watch it
>>694202384
The crown one from Kingdom Hearts.
>>694201860
its how you make people cry
>>694202092
season 2 ep 3
>>694202223
fancy
>>694202446
one of our permanently ex members thats never coming back ever he promises almost walked in front of a bus because of that game
>>694202446
I KNOW RIGHT!? Including my fat-ass self. It's amazing. I just want to walk for miles and hatch all these fucking eggs.
>>694202574
I cheer them up with food afterwards. It's a flawless plan.
>>694202453
Oh! Watch Hell on Wheels.
>>694202497
I didn't ever play that
>>694202574
>pulls your tail
>>694202752
It's fun. Depending on if you like those types of games.
>>694202650
i do like food. what sort of food?
>>694202647
that sounds like something he would do
>>694202650
i refuse to become attached to this game
>>694202752
reeeeer/hnggggggg
>>694202876
I'm gonna' take a shot in the dark and say...
Sushi?
>>694202889
No, you have to. Especially when they enable trading in the upcoming update.
nigga I have no idea what i happening in physics right now
>>694202574
It's the flashback episode right?
>>694202752
I might
>>694203097
say those exact words to the teacher
right now
the app really isn't that fun as soon as you realize you hate everyone that plays it
Luna -> Chet -> Nibi -> Dom -> David
David has died, what is his heir named?
>>694202867
Dunno if I do. Never played it!
>>694202978
:3
>>694203142
You might like it.
Choromatsu
