Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694164541
I need to stop forgetting previous.
>>694149293
How is everyone today?
Claimed
>>694164541
Nice pic
Best type moon claimed.
Bubba Ho-tep is great and Bruce Cambell is my idol.
>>694164374
>pervy tsun
No, you may think I'm a rape bote all you want, I won't do it, you perverted idol
Claimed this husbando
>>694164333
Yea, Zenyatta is really a wicked glass cannon. My thoughts on McCree are that I'm pretty bad at him.
Rory-sama claimed
>>694164656
Bored, how about yourself?
>>694164621
Why did this become a thing anyway?
Just to make archive easier to navigate?
>>694164693
Strangler
>>694164884
Martin luther king should be in this film
>>694165135
Sadly the sequel was cancelled.
>>694165135
>Just to make archive easier to navigate?
Pretty much.
>>694164700
Thank you.
>>694165307
I'll have to settle for Boondocks version of it.
>>694165354
Eh, fuck em
>>694165135
Yuuko.
>>694165354
It's also about the message, we're a general in a random board.
>>694164929
Fair enough I suppose.
>I'm tired, and I have very little clue what I'm talking about actually.
>>694165135
I'm alright, just playing some Overwatch. What are you up to?
>>694165616
People need to show that speech to the blm niggers.
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE SO PATHETIC THEY WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS THEIR WIVES! THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE SIMPLY A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION. IF THEY SOMEHOW DID COME TO LIFE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL PATHETIC AND REPULSIVE CREATURES!
Claiming best girlie!
>>694165868
ALL CAPS WOO SUMMER!
>>694165123
Is that from RWBY?
Claimed.
I will grant you one wish.
>>694165675
So you admit being a perverted tsun?
>That's how I got my rape bote status kek
>get some sleep
>>694165807
They'd get shot.
Just look at dallas. The whites need to start fighting back.
>>694165724
Nothing, but staring at my screen.
You have never talked much about your background.
>>694165990
Pepper
>>694166080
Yes
Brown mugi
>>694166212
Nope. I m not a pervert, nor tsun. I may be tired, but I at least know that!
>Eh, maybe later.
>>694165807
They'd act the exact same way, chimp out and start shooting things.
Claimed.
>>694166197
i wish for trips in this post
>>694166080
(Yui)
>>694166394
Doctor
>>694166080
Yui!
>>694166401
>Not a perverted tsun
>Makoto
Kek
>alright
>>694166268
I'm starting to talk more and more as i warm up to these threads and vice versa. Anything in particular you'd like to know?
>>694166501
Granted, but only in an alternate reality
>>694166268
My man Yuuko, how goes it?
>>694166501
Sachii.
>>694166746
I mean, we're in the same chat, but, Amatsu!
>>694164541
Claimed.
3d but a ct one
>>694166407
>>694166268
There's only one man who can save us now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAK03f4rPbU
>>694166746
B-but I'm not a doctor. Boat.
Claimed, yo.
>>694166746
What's that mean?!
>>694166431
Hank
>>694166779
I wouldn't want to ask too much, but how about who you ended up here.
What's wrong with you?
>>694166915
I love ya my nigga, just chilling aint doin shit dog.
Hows about yous?
>>694166915
Those are merely details..
>>694167029
But you are Dr.Pepper
>>694167206
You know what I meant
>>694167093
love you
Claimed.
>>694167296
Just listening to music for old times sake.
Takes me back to when it wasn't so bad.
>>694167487
Shiro, good to see you, how's it hanging?
>>694167605
I mean, what chat?
Nothing of the sort here.
>>694167716
>>694167851
She a ct
Who she?
>>694167998
Bubblegum
>>694167605
I mean, of course I am.
Amatsumin.
>>694167605
Coming from such a cutie, that hurts.
>>694167296
I guess I don't fully understand the question but I thought it would be an interesting and consistent thread I could join in and talk to people. I usually pop in when i want to talk to someone or just generally feel better. I've had alot of interesting conversations already
>>694167904
Good to see you to wonderful! I'm fine, was playing a bit of Overwatch, but I'm taking a little break. I do about two hours of Overwatch, hour break, and repeat. You up to much, or just humdrum?
>>694167944
>>694168226
>emi
>>694168261
A reason why everyone has come and stayed before.
I agree with the sentiment, just curious how you came to find comfort in a /b/ thread. Not the most normal of things to do.
>>694165119
Sorry for the late reply, someone came into my office.
But now I'm off work and about to head home.
Do you roccomend any characters for me to start out as? Or would I be fine picking up any char?
>>694168257
>>694167296
~
>>694167904
What chat? There was a chat?
>>694168143
Of course~ now I want some of that sweet, delicious drink
>>694168164
Does it now? Now imagine how it feels to be called a rape bote
>>694168257
Sounds like a plan, I'm still yet to play Overwatch.
>humdrum
Hit the nail on the head right there, I'm bored out of my mind.
>>694168697
>how you came to find comfort in a /b/ thread
It's not like I have much going on outside of them.
>>694168845
Soon. My friend. Soon. Once I have the funds to send that package, I shall.
<3
>>694168784
Thanks beautiful
>>694168864
How's dat insomnia doing?
>>694168697
I can agree to that, /b/ isn't the most friendliest of places but I thought I could find other people with similar interests in these threads. Plus most of my experience here has been pretty good. Haven't found much reason to leave. Plus I enjoy talking with the other anons here.
i want to sniff all the waifus in this thread
>>694168845
Did I take that a bit too far...?
>>694169401
>someone actually remembered
Same as ever, only midly crippling.
I mean it's already 11:35PM if that tell you ote.
>>694169791
Kill yourself
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I'm actually pretty satisfied with these shows.
Gate was pretty much what I expected. But maaaaaaan there were some SLUTS. Looking at you Sherry!
Flying Witch was a good SoL. If you want to turn all the way off and watch cute girls doing weird things, it's worth a gander.
Konasuba wasn't great, but not bad for Battle Shounen Harem Alternate Universe Game World. Megumin had me coming back, Aqua needs to fuck off.
Recommend me shit for manana.
Already decided on Initial D. But give me at least one series.
>>694168734
>tfw wall of text, stupid in-depth descriptions that you didn't need
Well, I've give you a list of heroes that are easy to play for each role. For offense, Soldier 76 is the most basic and easiest hero to pickup, just kind of your standard FPS deal. Your ult is an aimbot which is really nice, you have a pretty good AoE heal, basic shooting with a 25 bullet magazine, and long ranged mini-rockets, which is your alt fire. For defense, Bastion is definitely the easiest, you have a self-heal, your ult turns you into a mobile tank, you can turn into a turret that shreds through everything, only downside to him is that he's countered pretty hard by snipers and Genji. For Tanks, Rein and Winston are both quite easy, Rein has a portable shield that is able to block 2000 damage, an ult that's a stun in a straight line, a projectile with really great range and decent damage, and his hammer. Winston can get places pretty quickly, as he has an ability that allows him to jump quite far lengths, a deployable bubble shield, and a lightning gun that doesn't require you to aim that much, but have to be very close for it to damage, which it also has very low DPS. Finally, the easiest support is Mercy. Standard healer, point and click + hold, alt fire is a damage boost, secondary which is a small pistol, ability that allows her to fly to nearby teammates, and an ult that revives all dead teammates in a certain area.
>>694170111
sabagebu
>>694169938
Not today, Senpai.
>>694170287
Seen it.
Lemon fried chicken had some of the best parts.
>>694170111
>Decided on Initial D
Let the eurobeat addiction begin!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468174923251.webm
>>694169550
I'll see what's wrong with you eventually.
In the mean time i will lye here on my couch / bed
>>694169930
If you fell asleep right now it wouldn't be so bad. You'd have to shut down your device to have a chance to though.
>>694169143
I mean, I can pay you for it
<3
>>694169861
Muh feels were hurt
>>694170111
One outs
Joker game.
>>694170432
Alright since you just watched Gate, Those who hunt elves.
>>694165990
Son of a bitch you took my waifu.
You're the illustrious Dr Pepper huh
>>694170589
>One outs
That isn't baseball is it? That shit is boooooooring.
>>694170538
>You'd have to shut down your device
Never.
Besides, being up at night is a lot more comforting than being up during the day, just how I see it.
>>694170641
>Those who hunt elves.
This isn't hentai is it?
>>694170564
No. Is gift.
<3
>>694170111
This season Bananya.
Nah just kidding I would say you should check out Urusei Yatsura
>>694170287
>Sabagebu
My nigga
A very poor attempt incoming
Have no time for timing this time
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>694170657
Indeed. I take nothing, friendo. If you wanna claim, that's perfectly fine. Just, if you will, use different file names so people can tell us apart!
I'd be happy to share best girlie!
>>694171004
bugger
>>694170892
It's actually far less lewd than it sounds, great comedy.
>>694170225
Thanks for this! I think I'll start out with soldier 76, as he seems like he is basic enough and I like going on the offensive. Thanks again for this, it was kind of you to write all of that out!
>>694171081
It's no big deal, I feel dumb for doing it anyways.
>>694171004
You're pretty bad at this, aren't you?
>>694170858
Because everyone else is suppose to be away sleeping so it's less sad to be alone
>>694171004
Almost
>>694171063
Shiro
>>694171056
Hmm. Sure I'll check it out.
As for now, nap before work. Hope I don't oversleep.
>>694170920
I'll look it up. Haven't heard of it.
>>694171303
Yuuko, what're you up to?
>>694170564
Amatsuuuuuuuu! You need to tell me as bluntly as possible to stop if I take things too far! I'm dense! Super dense! Denser than a black hole kinda dense!
>>694171216
Well, regardless it helps!
Gonna go drive home, be back in 30.
>>694171026
I just use all lowercase like so
>>694170225
shiro has had the game for a week he's pro now.
Nigga you probably aint even rank 25.
>>694171462
So.
You have rolled trips. Glad I missed it. Did you see mine?
>>694170111
Hehe~
>>694170897
My my~
>>694171004
A very fine attempt
>>694171480
I noticed that :^)
I was only teasing, call me rape bote all you want~
>>694171676
I am in fact not! Do you think I fucking care though? I'm just listing simple heroes and the abilities they have, I'm not telling him how to play said heroes. Learn to read before you shitpost for fucks sake.
Succ
>>694171467
Nothing much, talking, reading, watching.
How about you? This is a rare conversation from you.
>>694170225
You're blatantly wrong with Winston, a bad winston will be useless and instantly shredded.
>>694171823
>Amatsu in a box
I'd take an Amatsu home with me...
Tomoyo Claimed
Oh. By the eat to my Muriccans in the thread, 7-11 has a free slushie today. Go get it!
>>694171588
It's too similar imo. I mean, I guess you could just wait till I'm out of thread.
i'm up from my nap how's everyone doing?
>>694171588
>checked!
good to see you!
>>694171983
>daily response to placeholder claim
>>694171977
that pic tho
>>694171303
Being alone is a good thing about it.
No disturbances, just yourself.
>>694171954
>rare
Yea, we didn't talk at all I think before a couple of days ago. I'm not up to much, eating a little bit of pizza, probably going to play some Overwatch soon enough.
>>694171955
I never said he was great, I was just saying he's simple to play. I'd also recommend not being bad at Winston, that's a good fix.
>>694171414
Tell me what ya think of it man
>>694172373
You might want to work on your reading comprehension, Winston is very strong but harder to play, directly opposite of what you said. For an easy tank would be Reinhardt and Roadhog.
>>694172358
>collar bones
I know.
>>694171967
One question remains, how would you treat the Ama?
>>694172373
shiro you know nothing.
>>694172362
Yet you spend your time here talking to others~
>>694172373
Popular game. A good amount of thread has fallen prey to its charms
>>694172559
Agree with this, Roadhog is probably the easiest tank to play.
Big HP pool, self-healing, insta-kill combo on squishies.
>>694170225
Also IMO Lucio is much much easier to play than Mercy.
>>694171955
>>694171977
>>694171988
>>694172388
Truly magnificent
Nap time forreal.
Cya in a few hours.
>>694172696
Very well~ <3
>>694172715
It's pretty okay, nothing too special about it, but it does consume a lot of my time.
>>694171988
I mean, it's all lower case all the time and no numbers ever.
>>694171995
Hey man, what's up?
>>694172703
>trying this hard
>>694172761
What is so magnificent?
>>694172756
I disagree.
The rule is that you need trips or higher to steal. If the new Kurisu can't get trips, he can't post Kurisu. That's the rule, read the OP.
>>694173096
I guess that works. Alright holmes.
>>694172696
The same way I'd treat any bote! With love, and lots of sweets... unless it's Bongo, in which case I'll have to get tea.
Claimed
>dat episode 15 ending
>>694173368
Or Kurisu doesn't care, and neither should you.
>>694173173
The gets in this thread
>>694173096
>>694173368
I mean. He is right though. Rules of the thread. Sorry bro. I personally don't care, but rules is rules.
>>694173492
Do not speak to me Shiro for I do not like you. At all. For the benefit of us both, do not link me and I won't link you.
Im gonna go buy a ps4 card so i can buy GodEater Resurection on the Ps4 store for 20 bucks game looks legit.
>>694173096
not much man just chillin out today its so fuckin hot outside. fuck that noisel
>>694173781
I'm allowed to voice my opinion, as are you.
>>694171004
That wasnt poor at all
>>694173571
Oh shit never even noticed it myself. Checking em all.
>>694172932
I've seen how you are in chat, I don't trust you:^)
>>694173430
You called my kind rape botes tho
>>694173173
These gets
>check 'em
>>694173894
No, you're not. Now stop talking to me, you sniveling autist.
>>694174085
I didn't mean it...
>>694174085
You should trust me~!
I will treat the Amatsu very good.
>>694174308
Oh shit, am I getting roasted? Boy, you look like a baked potato.
Claiming before the 404.
![Syndra [62].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/412/1458412131198.jpg "Syndra [62]")
