Stop right there. A dubs outbreak just occured. Show me your singles and you won't get killed.
No dubs here, officer. Just me and this gun which I am licensed to carry.
Let me show you, the singles I mean.
Sir, I respectfully decline a search of my vehicle, unless you have a probable--FUCK YOU, CHECK 'EM. *BRRRRNNN*
>>694047834
no dubs here sir
I'm clear sir, don't worry
>>694048144
>>694047834
>>694048335
D-dammit... I still retain my honor...check 'em...
Here you go sir.
Here you go officer I'll help you out and let you do your job
>>694049555
Uh oh dude I'm fucked
um
>>694049555
CHECKED!
I've heard about the outbreak officer. I'd never carry illegal dubs
I would never!
>>694047834
ROLL
Dubs?! I would never.
>>694049555
Thank y-OH HELL NO!
BANG BANG BANG
Man.
>>694051400
STOP RIGHT THERE!
>>694049555
OH SHIT IT'S PATIENT ZERO
Nothing to see here officer
Didn't say anything about trips
But officer, Black Lives Matter!
Fuck me
Pretty sure I'm clean, officer.
>>694051611
ARE YOU SURE CRIMINAL?!
I have a permit for dubs, officer.
>>694051888
>>694049555
Hey guys OP her- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MY THREAD
>>694051888
Do you have a license?
The way in which one begins a session involving the procession of 4th to 5th base is this. You begin by inserting a two piece, clip together metalwring into anus. Male partner proceded to place balls in spread anus. Wring is removed. Anus clamps down on balls. Begin session
What seems to be the officer problem?
im clean
I swear to drunk I'm not god officer
(cough) (cough) (cough)
HRT
>>694047834
i'm clean officer.
>>694051584
I DiNDu NUFFIN!
>>694052029
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE
Ok
dindu nuffins
hello sir...
>>694047834
Dubs? What dubs?
>>694052299
checked my dude
GIVE ME THE DUBS
I'm gonna do those threads daily because fuck it amirite
Spare me
I just got these singles, fuck you pig, get off me
D|_|BS
>>694047834
Please sir, I'm telling you I'm single, and that my wife is definitely not dead in the back of my trunk.
Am I being detained?
>>694053066
With the rest of us...
>>694051599
Police!!! *Pow pow*
Just my fucking luck, here go officer!
>>694047834
'Sup.
>>694047834
Uh...Heh...heh..he...no dubs here officer sir...
Don't taze me bro
*stabing man and stealing money from wallet*
Officer I'm innocent. It's just a prank.
I dindu nuffin
Hello i like to come your country okay for you?
>>694053755
Shoot dat boi
>>694053911
It's a rogue cop!!! Get em!!!
>>694053755
I'm gonna need to see some ID sir
*pull out gun and shoot*
*yell he has a gun*
*body camera falls off conveniently*
fuck you t1000
BLACK LIVES MATTER
No dubs here, officer
>>694054050
I got him! *shoots him in the crotch and watches him die slowly*
>>694054260
Fine! This is a warning...I'm watching you boi
just some singles officer, i'm free to go right?
>>694054554
Phew, that was close. Lol
>>694047834
As you can see officer, I'm only carting singles with me. No dubs. Just keep walking and nobody has to get hurt.
Hold it there officer, you don't want anything to happen to you, just as it happen to your buds in dallas
>>694047834
fuck the po po REEEEEEEEEE
>>694053533
die dubs scum
>>694055008
I'm keeping my eye on you boi, so no funny business. Got it!
Oh nigger
CANT CATCH ME NIGGER
Hands up! Don't shoot!
>>694047834
Can show my normals
>>694055162
Got it. *whispers: you fat pig*
Please give me dubs so i can just fucking die already
I dindu nuttin
>>694052911
Ur under arrest m80
Allahu Akbar
no dubs here, officer
No dubs here officer, only 76
>>694055332
What was that!!
>>694055366
fuck
>>694047834
DINDU NUFFIN
>>694048335
smufing in csgo
>>694055366
ded
i never get dubs so i'm not worried
>>694047834
>>694047834
don't shoot i am white
As you can see there are no dubs here
>>694055422
Lol what a retard
Get niggered
Dubs are for pussies. I only got trips.
Check 'em
Black lives matter
Dubs checkum
>>694047834
My digits are in order, officer.
eat niggers
>>694054554
>>694055420
Your a fat pig!!!!
>>694055422
>>694055422
>>694055422
Hey guys, OP here.
I'm gonna sleep, smell you guys tomorrow.
>>694055554
sshheeiiitttt
>>694055611
DIE, NIGGER
Fuck da police
>>694055588
He's Got a DUB!!!
>>694055544
Damn you dead fucker
>>694055588
... that'll be minimum 6 months, no memes.
>>694055554
Off by one, darn, ok but my eye is on you.
>>694055588
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>>694055633
What the actual fuck
>>694055554
>>694055699
>>694055611
>>694055588
>>694055544
>>694055633
Hol da fuq up niggas
>>694055633
You'll die in your sleep
>>694055699
Kill the fake popo!!!
>>694055883
FUCK YOU IM A REAL COP
>>694047834
Sure thing, officer.
>>694055988
No your not, get em boys!!!
>>694055988
Check em
Ayyyy
>>694055784
The infection is spreading, Johnson.
>>694055883
Bring out the bomb robots, Malloy.
check these singles.
FUCK NIGGERS
>>694055699
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
I am going to kill my self, and you can't stop me!!!
>>694055422
>>694055366
lemme try one more time
dindu nuffin
i hate store fronts
Sorry for the trouble, Officer. Here are my singles.
>>694056355
STOP THE CAR HE HAS A GUN
>>694056322
C'mon my niggas. Shoot that racist pig
>>694056355
Lmao you ded boi
>>694056355
FUCK THIS NIG
>>694047834
Kill me, pussy.
Problem, officer?
I swear I have a perscription for these
>>694047834
Singles r for fgts
1 if keem should die of cancer
here, have my singles
Kill me
>>694056668
>666
SATAN
>>694056760
If u know who keem is kys
fuck you pig
>>694056811
FUCK
Rollo
Everybody shut the fuck up!!! I have a bomb!!!! So don't test me!!!
I have concealed carry for dubs and trips dont worry i wont show them
>>694056960
The madman has planted quads somewhere in this thread!
>>694056960
Well, hes white. Let him through.
Single lives matter
>>694047834
No dubs here officer.
>>694056960
Guys it's just a prank!! There's no bomb lmao
>>694047834
aye sir
>>694047834
Dubs are for chumps
What happens when someone rolls 700000000?
Hello
n west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL
>>694057390
They can't, newfag.
>>694057390
4chan will destroy the fabric of reality as we know it.
>>694057518
What happens when the counter gets that high?
nothing to see here officer, just a law abiding bla- i mean white man.
>>694053911
O SHIT WADDAP?! *BANG! BANG! BANG!*
Sorry occifer, all I have are these trips
>>694048144
kekchkd
I'm a Caucasian and I demand my rights to carry weapons in a library!!!
>>694057715
We got a wise guy.
>>694047834
Sure thing officer
>>694057628
some dude in pakistan, hiding from isis, will get it.
>>694054363
Lookit you trying to blend in, underage b&.
>>694057806
Who goes in a library?
Reading is for fgts.
>>694057699
Oh fuck!!! Kill the double dubs crosser liar
K
>>694057911
Never forget.
AHHH TERRORIST
>>694057911
Kill him!!! He's an imposter
>>694058038
Leave.
I can never dub
>>694058169
Can keep my 69s tho ha faggots
No dubs here
please don't shoot
No Dubs Here Just trips may I pass.
Officer I'm a canibal. You got a problem with that?
officer, the first 3 times were just a prank
here's my singles
>>694056724
U r AMS 100% fgt than.
>>694047834
no doubles here, officer.
I'm not a robot
>>694058465
The officer is gone son, were the law now and I would appreciate you fuck off or im gonna pop you
Here you go ^
>>694058676
I use the 4chan app instead of the browser nerd
This thread is out of control
>>694058695
Fuck you.
*jumps anon and eats him alive*
>>694058733
Sorry son. I promise it's not just because you're a minority.
>>694058733
He didnt resist arrest and surrendered peacefully, load him in the car.
don't kill me im white
>>694058821
Fuck off, it runs better.
>>694047834
I CANT BREATHE
>>694058695
:^) Hi, riotous nigger. I herd u liek burning houses. With your family in it.
>>694047834
no officer problem
>>694059012
Someone do something about anon
>>694059012
Family is fo rednecks i get muh babymomma pregnant then i leave dat bith
I'm not a criminal
These belong to him ^
>>694059128
Why he's single. You got a problem with that, bub?
>>694047834
my name is kareem lynch and i am an innocent black man
>>694059239
Yeah I do, so why don't you make like a needle, and get out of this thread
>>694048144
>>694049555
>>694051400
>>694051599
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>>694053755
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>>694057911
A true get thread.
>>694059476
Forgot one, last minute poster.
>>694059433
>>694047834
I'm good bro
I recently purchased an m4 with thermal nightvison scope and grenade launcher off the deep. I currently have my dubs and trips locked in a safe. Try to fuck wit me cops and you gonna get bucked
>>694059666
It's satan!!! Kill him and send him back to hell!!!
>>694059433
>>694059666
>>694059675
Cops are overpowered, we win dubs run free!
>>694047834
U WoT MVIII?
Here officer
dun shoot me i dundu nuffin
i'm only carrying singles you pig shit
>>694059666
Satan doesnt lie
K
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>694047834
here are my singles rite here officer
>>694059916
GG mate, let's blow this joint!!!
>>694060055
Literally tho checked holy shit
>>694060055
He's got a bomb!!!
No dubs here.
>>694060241
Wtf is this shit post!?!
Local authorities are terminated. We must roll trips again to eliminate the swat.
>>694060368
It's a meme you dip
>>694060406
This
k i got singles
Swat can fuck themselves with these sick trips
aight
>>694060627
They are still in my safe btw
>>694055586
*You're*
Nothing to worry about officer, I never partake in the dubs.
Its ok officer im no negro, i only have singles
>>694060730
Fuck off grammer nazi
La tee da minding my own business...
Dont worry officer, I only do trips.
>>694060885
Stop fighting and help beat the swat
DON'T DO DUBS KIDS.
>>694060885
*grammar
eh whatever.
Trips only officer.
there shall be no dubs this day
>>694061000
checked
I just need to get into my office to uh... clear out a drawer.
>>694060971
No!! I am the swat!!!
>>694061000
FUCK THE SWAT AHHHAHAHA
>>694047834
And the ugly people losers has to hurt the popular people the ugly way to be better then the popular people or everybody and plus smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly
>>694061126
Well ur kill now bud :)
>>694047834
Whoa there. T-take it easy! I don't have any d-d-dubs here.
All I have is this picture of Ralph Nader. It's just one so I should be good.
>>694061177
Son, are those double doubles I see?
DUBS. IS. FOR. FAGS.
>>694061126
No your ded now. Attack swat team!!
>>694061273
Pussy anon were fighting the national gaurd now bring ur all soldier, help the resistance
Fuck the police; check 'em!!!
>>694061292
U.S conspiracy anons watch out there are spies among us.
I'm I clean I promise
Resistance will prevail. Attack the national guards
>>694047834
kek
im just going to waltz on by im playing pokemon go and there is an eevee right behind you here are my singles
>>694061666
Nice trips
>>694061666
HOKY FUCK NATIONAL GUARD IS ALMOST FUCKED YEEEESS
