I work in a vending machine stocking warehouse. Someone fucked up and let a pallet of Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips expire.
Long story short, I have in my possession 312 bags of Lays Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips.
What do?
Trips decide.
Make them into a milkshake
Timestamp faggot
>>694024658
Phone is out of commission rn so I'll have to track down a camera. Give me a min.
>>694024470
Give them to the hungry, poor and innocent
>That means getting onto a roof or high place, shouting "free lays" and throw them into the crowd
>>694024470
In the UK they changed the name to Walker's
>>694024470
can we get a pic of said cache of 312 bags of salt and vinegar chips?
Anal insertion
>>694024470
So they're all out of date now?
Send them to BLM. They'll drive themselves crazy trying to figure out if it's some kinda of white racist thing.
>>694024470
turn the bags into a cape and run around throwing the extra bags at people
>>694024470
send them to me please
>>694024951
If anyone asks what you do, why or who you are... just say you're Lay's Jesus and nothing else
donate them over
>inb4 "....fag"
>>694024470
First, timestamp
Then
This,
>>694024655
>>694024470
salt is a preservative.
odds are if they havent been opened, still good.
i would eat a bunch unless you really dont like them.
>>694024470
>trips
>for expired chips
kill yourself
>>694024952
Wtf xD
>>694025310
>not saying OP should make a cumshake avec them
>>694024951
roll
pour chips into large garbage bags and throw them over an overpass, then let the fun begin.
>>694025505
reroll
My lays are green and wavy...
If trips, Go to your local small pond and dump every chip onto the water to feed ducks. Try to cover the entire surface of water with chips
>>694025637
rereroll
>>694024470
Timestamp op or fuck off
Sell them for a lower price rivaling regular ones and accuse any criticism of antisemitism
Where you at?
I got weed to share and I'll buy you booze.
>>694024951
Rolling for this. I wanna see niggers fighting over expired, lame-tasting chips
>>694024470
Return them to Frito-Lay for credit you fucking idiot.
Record yourself throwing them at black people screaming 'Black Lives Don't Matter' then run away.
Put them in your bathtub and bathe in the chips
>>694024470
Bathe in it
>>694025708
rerereroll
Give them to the homeless and/or donate them to a homeless shelter.
Where's the fucking timestap
>>694025691
Roll
>>694025509
Roll for this
>>694026026
Reroll
Bake them to crisp them back up.
Take em to a local swap meet and sell em for a 1$.
i better be included in the screencap that will inevitably show up on /r/4chan or so help me
>>694024951
chips expire in two days, food bank won't take em
Fill up all the toilet bowls in a public bathroom with the chips and also the piss trough
ship to:
3502 Kurtz St, San Diego, CA 92110
>>694025269
>>694025505
>>694025637
>>694025708
>>694025832
>>694025930
Wtf why do you guys like my >>694024951faggy idea? Fuck You.
Reroll
ship em to me you pay the fees [email protected]
>>694026117
Each
>>694025930
letttts gett roghtttt into the trips
>>694026182
rerole
Sell all of them for ten bucks.
>>694026070
Rereroll
>>694026178
we like it
They're covered in salt, a preservative.
The bags are filled with nitrogen, an anaerobic environment.
That said, go to your nearest shopping mall and pour them into the fountain.
Eat them all in one sitting
Make it into a smoothie, then record yourself drinking it. Then, of course, post it here.
>>694026351
Keep rerolling then, faggot
>>694025509
rollin, post pics
>>694026394
this
>>694026394
Rawling the fuck out of this one
giv to poor
>>694026001
It's where you left your trips, faggot
>>694026178
I explained why you dumbass
>>694024470
picture of all of them
>>694026504
Brutal
If these are trips then do the mall fountain one
i really hope that one of these posts that doesn't have an idea for what OP should do doesn't get trips
launch them in a ballon so once it pops everyone gets somthing
communissm!
>>694026394
This, but make sure you empty the chips out of all the bags first
Bbq and then eat them
>>694026667
that was close
>>694026667
Holy fuck
Fountain one if trips
>>694026394
rolo
>>694026504
gg me
giv to poor they need that shit
>>694026733
Wasted dubs
>>694024951
Roll
my kik: VeryFastPlant
contact me for shipping info and mail me every bag
Eat them all in one sitting without drinking anything
>>694026428
reroll
also give us timestamp OP
>>694026850
reroll
Crush them all up and dump them in your tub. Bathe in them.
giv to thew poor
>>694026898
reeeroll
Throwing from roof vs fountain I vote for roof
>>694026905
rolling for this
but be sure to take pictures/video
>>694026850
i want them, reroll
OP here
reminder, chips expire in 2 days so food bank will not take them
give to the poor
>>694027052
here is a box open
>>694026850
rolling for this
Send them to space with helium balloon and go pro... apollay mission
>>694026905
Reroll
fill your bathtub with them
>>694025223
Reroll
fill your bathtubbb
>>694027052
>>694027097
OP delivers
that said, pour them into bathtub then take a bath
i hope you don't have any cuts, OP
>>694026850
gimmie
rerole
>>694026860
Re roll
>>694026905
Reroll again
>>694025509
roll
>>694027052
Do this one >>694024951
>inb4 food bank
kek can't you faggot read?
>>694027052
Shit. Grab a speaker, put yourself in the middle of a plaza/park/something. Open up the box and start screaming free chips! Throw each bag to the public. Be god o' /b/
>>694026850
rere roll
Put them all in a garbage bag and throw it into a river.
>>694027229
Roll
>>694027097
there is another box in the backseat I forgot to get a picture of
for those of you saying I should just eat them all like a normal person, I think you underestimate just how many chips I have here.
Each bag is 160 calories, and each box is 104 bags. In just one box I have the equivalent of roughly 16,000 calories of salt and vinegar chips alone. That's enough to feed one person for 8 days, and I have 3 FUCKING BOXES WORTH
also I really hate salt and vinegar chips
>>694027299
reroll
>>694026174
do it faggot
Space program
>>694027377
reroll
Put them all up your ass Mr Pringles
Do it faggit
ITT
Minimum wage loser thread.
..lol
>>694027409
>i hate salt and vinegar chips
get out
>>694026850
gimme
those are muh favorite chips anon 0.0
take a bath in the chips. also! use the chips as lube
>>694027409
I have 3 other boxes in the trunk but I am going to use those to fill a kiddie pool with and dive in them like scrooge mcduck
555? fill your bathtub with them
>>694026394
reroll
>>694026850
rollin
>>694027097
crush them all up and lay them down in a long line, width the same as your height. Cover yourself in olive oil and roll down the line of chips, covering yourself head to toe. Then heat yourself up for a delicious treat (stand in front of an open oven or steam yourself in the shower for a healthier option)
eat them all. you have 1 week
>>694027409
>That's enough to feed one person for 8 days, and I have 3 FUCKING BOXES WORTH
One setting.
>also I really hate salt and vinegar chips
Eat them.
>>694026850
rererererereroolll
Crush em up and snort them with your rectum
Satanic trips say eat them all
>>694027566
kek this
666 tub full
>>694026850
satanic lays
Tape/Staple/Sew bags together to make protective body armor
Then walk into a black neighborhood and play Moonman on full blast
get your hands covered with the crumbs, then masturbate without lube
>>694027500
kys you selfish whore
>>694027487
Re-roll
Let's do this!
give to the poor, while dressed as Jesus
>>694027666
Goddamnit anon
>>694027666
winrAr...
>>694027666
WINRAR
>>694027666
WINRAR
>>694027666
Winwar
Shove 126 bags worth up your ass. Eat 126 bags worth and make snow angels out of the 60 left over bags
>>694027666
Fucking.
>>694027666
Fuck
>>694027666
You fucking jew
>>694027666
Wasted.
>>694027666
winrar!
>>694027566
roll
>>694027666
How the fucking fuuuuuck?!
>>694027722
>kys
Wasted dubs
>>694025367
Hey there summerfag, go back to 9gag
>>694027666
dosent count shes a bitch
Dump them all in you neighbors yard
>>694027666
Op here, fuckin lame. Do you guys want me to actually do this or should I do something more lulzworthy?
Set up a table at a flea market and charge 25¢ per bag. Put a sign saying for every 10 bags sold, $2.50 will be donated to Black Lives Matter.
>>694026182
rere
>>694028031
SOMETHING ELSE
>>694028031
Something else.
>>694028031
Mail every /b/ro a bag
>>694028031
Fill up a bathub for fuck sake. Dont give them away.
>>694028031
Yeah it's fucking lame OP
>>694028031
do something more lulz worthy
pour them out onto the ground from an overpass
>>694028031
dont be a faggot
>>694027666
Fuck this. Bullshit answer. Let's roll again niggas!
>>694028031
Nah m8 just take a fuckin bath with em
>>694028111
holy shit fuck you
>>694024470
Sell them for $1 a bag
>>694028111
Damnit.
>>694025269
Top zozz
>>694027745
Roooollin
>>694028111
You fucking idiot!
>>694028111
CHECK MY TRIPS AND DO THE FOUNTAIN ONE.
>Alpha male checking in
Take a shit in a large plastic jar
Get a syringe and draw air from the jar
Inject into top corner of packet
Print 312 'new flavour' labels to cover hole with
Make cardboard chip packet sign/stand.
Leave on busy intersection sidewalk
Post video on 4chang
>Alpha male checking out
>>694028031
dont or yur mum will be slightly overweight
>>694026850
>>694027666
I actually have another box available that I'll send you, but I want to do something better with the 3 I volunteered for this. Fair?
>>694028111
YOU KING
Fill your bathtub and jump in
>>694024470
"Lays".
Fucking Walkers faggot.
>>694028264
Are you stoopid? Those trips are mine. Pour them all in a pond
>>694028031
Eat with hot sauce, soy sauce, barbecue sauce, or any sort of topping that goes well with salt. Enjoy.
>>694025691
dont do this. bread and junk food is bad for ducks.
>>694028286
Teach me how to dubby,
Teach me how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
>>694028286
Fucking this
Do the fountain one
>>694024470
Hand them into a homeless shelter
>>694028391
FUCK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT
Crush, mix with milk and make some lays pancakes, mmm
Mall fountain one
Check em?
>>694028286
rolling for this omega male's idea
Put one bag in your neighbors mailbox every day for a year.
>>694027097
sell them to some sandnigger convenience store at 1/2 price, then spend that on weed and sell the weed.
>>694028313
i dont really want them, im moving at the end of the month anyways so the arrival time will be all fucked or something.
anyways, if trips, throw them all away, theyre expired eww
>>694024470
Pour it into the bathtub and post a video on YouTube of you slowly walking on them and laying into them like taking a normal bath. I bet you'll get a million views.
>>694024470
shove them up your ass
>>694028723
I'll take them
>>694028623
DO WHATEVER THIS MAN SAYS
>>694028286
I think you'll find those trips were mine Nigger!
I'm suggesting you throw the packets at passing cars and buses while shooting "Hands up don't shoot".
Go to a "spot where there are a bunch of blacks, dump them all on the ground and shout, "Betcha can't eat just one, niggers!
>>694026419
This
>>694028623
ROLL
>>694026174
Everyone should order $1 dildos to this address, send printed pictures of furry porn, etc. Never, ever put your address on the Internet...
kys
>>694028830
Take video and timestamp so we don't go thinking you're real BLM. People will stop for the lulz.
>>694028893
If I ate all of them I think I would gain approximately 10 pounds. Unsure how much I would vomit back up though.
Pour chips in one big pile near home.
jump off of roof into said pile.
Checkum
>>694028830
Dump them on your lawn evenly and see what animals eat them
>>694028871
kek! rolling for this!
Tape as many bags as you can around you
Take a pic with timestamp
Walk into poor neighborhood with bags on
Yell "NIGGERS, JEWS, BAD NEWS!" over and over again
>>694025509
rolling
>>694029042
Ha ha Nigger. You know nothing!!
recreate the infomercial gif where the man has a bowl of chips, but using every last packet in one huge bowl
>>694029006
>3502 Kurtz St, San Diego, CA 92110
>state of california corrections
>his address
Unlikely.
hand them out at the next trump rally
Build a girlfriend out of them and put in on ur neighbors porch
Chips bath
i want you to compress them all down with a hydraulic press into a super high density lay's puck.
Shove some up your ass and give the rest homeless people
>>694029243
also church of scientology
Tape bags to your chest, under your clothes. Dress Muslim, pretend to be terrorist, pop bags. Everyone thinks they're dead. They're all in shock. Rape them while they're paralyzed with fear
POUR THEM INTO A FOUNTAIN
>>694029042
i am 293 and only 293 faggot
Stuff as many as you can into a backpack, your pockets, etc. and walk down the street. When someone asks what the fuck you're doing, reply in a thick southern accent, "I'm goin' squatchin'!"
Dump them into the fucking mall fountain it's the best one
pour all the bags out on your carpet and stomp
>>694029335
this
and document it on imgur
>>694029354
Fuck off fag
Stick en up your ass, and THEN give them to homeless people.
Do it in front of them! The stabbier the drunk, the better!
>>694029444
Winrar
>>694029335
Because OP surely has a hydraulic press
>>694025454
french or english, choose one faggot
Throw them in a trashcan
>>694028111
GODDAMNIT.
>>694029155
reroll
>>694028111
>>694028264>>694029473
I can do and record the fountain one at my mall tomorrow. Should I open the chip bags one by one and pour them in or have them in big garbage bags beforehand?
hand a bag to each cop you see and say it's for the horrible tragedy the police brotherhood has suffered.
tape them toghether to make a boat
>>694029999
Do whatever this post says
>>694029599
bit late
>>694029633
Big garbage back, one by one will get you trown out before you can finish
>>694029633
Yes, make sure the chips aren't in the packages
>>694024951
roll
>>694029888
Do what this post says and take a bath in them
>>694024470
This happened to me a few years ago with HERR'S bags, though I was still in school, so I gave them to random kids (I gave like half of them to the tards) and the other half to teachers and shit,
>>694029602
rereroll
flush them down the toilet. ALL OF THEM GODDAMMIT.
>>694029456
So how many other niggas are here honky?
>>694024470
>salt and vinegar
nobody fucked up, it's just no one wants to eat that disgusting shit
be a nigger and cum on the chips, then send a bag to each country representative in the world.
>>694029972
rerereroll
>>694024470
Put them in however many garbage bags they will fit in. Tape, or string, them together into a square shape.
Find 2-3 story building.
Position them.
Go to top of building.
Jump onto them and post results. (or have a friend do it if...you know)
???
Profit for us.
put them back in the warehouse
slkdejfhbgp[;iw4eurtg;isfudjhnvb;eikjrhg;djfhgeoa;jikng;ejfngb;oodfjhgk WASTED TRIPS HAHHSHSHSHHSHHAHHAHAHGOIKHEJR'OHKNESF;'OIHG'EROSTN'LK
>>694029549
Do it
>>694029570
He can rent one. Or simply just go to his town's craftsman. They're not as rare as you'd think.
wasted trips standing by
>>694030129
roll
oh please oh please god grant my wish, grant my wish and wast these trips!
>>694029549
.
Wasted trips reporting
333
>>694030245
reroll
1. Create a giant tub full of chips
2. Crush them ships up into a fine powder
3. Mix with water
4. Donate to Somolia
>>694030378
thanks for joining in
wasted 444 tbh
>>694030129
tape it with camera or livestream it
Empty em onto a street and make a chip road block
>>694030129
Roll for lulz
mfw i waste 555
>>694030510
Reroll
crush into powder and rip some fat lines
>>694030448
don't mention it faggot
>>694030505
roll
satanic wasted trips
666 again? well make a boat
>>694030511
satan demands
OP HERE
it is settled. I will go to the mall tomorrow and dump them into the fountain. I will bring some friends along to camera crew so that if I get arrested they'll still be able to document it.
I'll probably also do the Lay's bath in the next couple days. I'll post a thread tomorrow night and update, if I'm not spending the night in jail.
This is your god speaking. You are to take these chips and use them as band-aids on any little children you come into contact with who get hurt.
oh please oh please god grant my wish, grant my wish and wast these trips!!
>>694025367
xD ikr troll :3 XDXDXDXD
Up your arse they go
Leave a bag outside a neighbor's door every day until you run out of bags or they go crazy and off themselves
>>694029633
GARBAGE BAG
>>694030685
faggot
>>694030738
Again
>>694030739
THIS
>>694030785
love you too
Empty out all of the chips into a garbage bag(s), go to the mall and dump them into the fountain, stream on periscope- if you can't then make a new Facebook and post it on there. Link your new Facebook/periscope
>>694024470
kys
Stick dick in every bag.
Every.
Fucking.
Bag.
>>694030129
wat
>>694025223
This
Rolling for asshole insertion
Fill pickup truck bed with unbagged chips then drive until all blow out on road.
>>694031033
Roll
>>694030998
faggot
Roll around nekkid on the chips outside your home and shout 'Why hath thou forsaken me lord, doth I not serve thee fully? Doth I not retain thine virginity?'.
>Take video
>Post on jewtoob and facebitch
>Post links
>Profit
>>694031077
Rolll
Ride down a highway and dump em while driving
>>694030998
fuck. off by one. rere because this is hilarious.
>>694025223
Roll for this
lay them out in some park like a piece of artwork
>>694031124
Reroll
Rolling for belly flop in a kitty pool
>>694031224
Rolling so close.
>>694031152
>>694030998
rollino
>>694031300
Fuck
Go to a police station and drop em off outside away from IMMEDIATE detainment, claim they're bombs, get the fuck outta there
>>694029549
Rerolling
now I want salt and vinegar chips
Blend them with strawberry milk and funnel into butt
>>694031434
I really want this, roll
>>694031434
Rereroll
proof. duh. write /b/ on your leg w/ timestamp next to the chips.
>>694031434
rollin'
>>694031617
And another
>>694031434
let's roll-oll
>>694031726
One more
> mash up all the crisps in blender
>Insert them up ass
>Go to your local ER
>Complain of saltyness of the anus
>Take video
>As doctor examined your ass, masturbate furiously
>Once done, post video on jewtube with link
>>694031434
And the final
>>694031828
Fuckin kek
>>694025223
Roll
Timestamp or gtfo
>>694026394
Roll
>>694031828
Crisps I assume means chips rite?
