Will you be saved or are you fucked?
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Will you be saved or are you fucked?
The mythbusters
>>694021167
I was watching the FBI Director defend Hillary earlier. I'd be rescued, but my kidnapper wouldn't be prosecuted.
The main characters from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Yea, I'm fucked.
judge judy so.....??? idk she has a tv show to get the word out
>>694021167
Fucking Marco Polo
>>694021167
Forensic Files.
never to late.
>>694021167
James "whitey" bulger
I'm fuckin stoked.
Workaholics. I'm fucked.
Leatherface
both
>>694021167
Brian Finch from Limitless. I'll be perfectly fine.
Andy fucking Murray
Based Hank Hill
>>694021167
Mel Brooks
>>694021167
I just watched the Alien movie
Ripley will get shit done
I think it was Samuel L Jackson.
h3h3 productions xD :)
>>694021167
Hannibal
I think I'm good
rick
Well... Could be worse.
But the risk is the whole city around me is kill.
>>694021574
>>694021723
>>694021734
Notice how it says TV show.
>>694021167
Fucking Hitler
Elliot Alderson, depends on who he thinks he is at the time will determine my fate.
Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo
I'll be alright.
>>694021167
Rick Castle
>>694021167
Elliot from leverage, haha I'd say I'm pretty fucken golden boys.
Thomas Shelby
Alright folks, everything's gonna be alright
>>694021477
No way. The dayman is a master at karate and friendship, he will save you
>>694021167
.........roger smith from american dad, i'm fucked
>>694021806
>>694021820
don't be salty just because yours is my little pony
Thousands of niggers are chimping out in Atlanta trying to rescue me? I guess things could be worse.
Harsh Times Christian Bale
Tomoe from Queen's Blade.
Not sure if saved, but there will be tits.
>>694021943
When is season 4 coming out ive beeen waiiiting
Kyser Soze. I'm good.
>>694021943
he wont give a fuck, unless your his son then he will let his whole family get arrested just to save you
>>694022095
Is it worth watching? Ive been unsure.
>>694021167
Ronaldo
>>694021167
Kate Stoltz from Return to Amish. Fuck.
Kitchen Nightmares. I have no idea how chef Ramsey could rescue me so I guess I'm fucked
>>694021842
Considering Hitler saved Mussolini once you should be fine.
Brock Lesnar.
Well, don't know if I'll be saved, but my kidnappers are fucking dead.
Buffy Summers, I'm safe
>>694021167
I'm a dead man. EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
House! You know he will figure it out!
>>694021167
tony suprano
>>694022142
in the end his whole family goes to jail, his wife is shot by the Italians, good day sir
>>694021167
Kitchen Nightmares. Well, He's a good chef, but Gordon Ramsay isn't gonna do shit.
>>694021167
a niglet was on the screen so nobody
I think I'm good
>>694021167
Kakashi Hatake
Might Guy
Octopops and Kyuubi Naruto.
Probably in decent hands.
>>694021167
Saul Goodman
ehhhh....coin toss really. But I am probably not getting out of this as well off as I got in.
>>694021167
John McClaine from RED.
I'm fine
Jackie chan and jet li. Forbidden kingdom. Good movie I feel safe
>>694021167
Admiral Janeway from the future. I'll be home in time for tea if she has her ship.
Burn Notice and Michael Weston.
I'll be fine.
>>694021996
Yea, but what about the rest of the cast? Frank wouldn't give a shit. Sweet Dee might actually try but I'm sure that Charlie, being the Wild Card, would fuck it all up.
I watched 1/2 of the pilot of Person of Interest and there was some bass ass bum dood.
I feel like I might be ok
>>694021167
Preacher so i am save
Jerry, George, Elaine & Kramer to the rescue.
Forensic files, so I guess I'll die but they will capture my killer
>>694022682
as long as they didn't take your wallet
Fox Mulder. I'm not a fiesty redhead so I don't know how hard he will try
the person rescuing me doesnt matter nobody is reading this they only want to post their own savior and move on to the next thread
Duncan MacLeod
I'm saved.
>>694021167
Goku is saving my ass - I'm set
>Just watched the latest episode of dragon ball super
>Saved by Goku
Sure it might take half a season but the kidnapper won't stand a chance.
>>694021167
Charlie Harper.
Charlie Sheen with a different name... I'm not sure how to feel about this but I'm sure Alan will call the cops as soon as he hears about it.
>>694021167
Jax Teller, I think I`m cool
>>694021167
BoJack Horseman.
I accept my fate.
>>694021167
captain janeway, so i'm good
>>694021167
Fred from Dirt Everyday
I'd be ok
Jim Halpert, I guess I'm alright
>>694023432
>janeway
>not pickard
faggot.
>>694021167
Preacher from "Preacher"
hahah dem niggas done goofed
I shit you not. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the carnage while I'm awaiting my rescue...
>>694021167
Dr Steve Brule. o noes
bobby fucking flay... at least my dead body will taste good
Mr. T
Cedric the Entertainer
Fuck
>>694021167
Ducking Gilligan.....I'm screwed
>>694021167
Mike from breaking bad, think I'm good
>>694021167
That Last Starfighter is cumming to save me
I'm betting he won't have aged well, but I'll be alright.
>>694022658
You are completely, 100% saved.
Unless she decides to go full ayanami suicide attack i should be good.
Thomas Shelby. Could be worse.
why cant atheists define atheism
>Homer Simpson
Yeah I'm fucked I guess.
>>694021167
Neil Degrass Tyson and Bill Maher
Tony Soprano
Julia Roberts or some guy from wimbledon.
>>694021397
Kek
prolapsed anus and rectal warts
Impractical Jokers.
>at least i'll die laughing.
>>694023432
A you mean picard
B Liking a hot chick does not make me a faggot.
C fuck you faggot
Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation. I have a feeling she might just get the job done.
>>694021801
You're saved and probably end up fucked up on some space drug.
>>694023817
You're safe. He is sending his data unit: better lover, better fighter, doesn't age.
>mfw I'm being saved by Joseph Joestar
>mfw I don't even like part 2 that much
not bad
Bruce Lee is after your ass motherfucker !
Fucking saved
i will be saved by niggers tounging my anus
>>694021167
Super Saiyan Gohan
I'm ok with this
>>694021167
Lyoto Machida and Chris Weidman.
Sweet! They'll fuck up any bad guy.
Team scorpion fucking saved
I watched Brickleberry
I think Connie, Ethel, & Denzel's got this, if not then definitely Malloy. Not Steve, Steve fucks things up it's kind of his thing
The hulk
if you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>694022445
You're fine mate. Maybe you'll end up with a broken leg though.
i dont watch tv
guy fieri.
>>694024835
>hulk
same Syfy plays the shit outta that movie
Thousand Eyes - fucking sweet
Dexter. I'm A-Okay
Motherfucking Pierce Hawthorne. I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad.
>>694024886
Checked.
>>694021167
Some 25-year old waify chick in a wedding gown
I am so fucked
>>694025050
He can clean you up after at least.
>>694024806
If you watched brickleberry you should probably just kill yourself
ooga booga dooga dooga
>>694021167
>>694021167
He could succeed I think
I'm as good as saved.
Dave Chapelle. Holy fucking Christ
Holmes and Watson
guess I'll be alright
Motherfucking Son Goku. I won.
What's the deal with kidnappers, they don't just kidnap kids
>>694025050
depends if you are black
peter dinkelage
>>694021525
he'll come to your rescue and then ally with your captures.
Are you fucking kidding me? I lost the game.
>>694025194
I-I'm saved...
I guess i'm okay, young Goku is coming for my dumb ass.
Considering how Jon Snow failed to save Rickon, I'm probably screwed.
>>694021167
Whitey Bulger in Black Mass. I'll be okay.
Opie fucking winston baby!
>>694021167
Cristiano Ronaldo and the National football trams of Portugal and France.
Jeff Probst from survivor. Unless im being held in some sort of jungle gym out in the wild, I think im pretty screwed.
Some random SS soldier. Good thing i'm blonde hair blue eye.
>>694021167
The Fl...I'm safe now.
>>694025211
Someone's a little butthurt about that show.
What did it do to offend you? I'll bet Family Guy "triggers" you too, doesn't it, tumblrina?
>pic related, faggot
Richard Hammond.... aww damnit
I might be okay
Jaime Fraser from Outlander....
>>694025480
Nice. Very nice.
>>694021167
Benjamin Franklin
>>694022682
Who are we talking, Jesse would save you sure, but Cass? Man he'd take you on a wild bevvy session get you royally shitfaced and you'd be found three days later getting dredged out of a canal.
Saitama. I'll be fine.
Killua for meee
Gotta love Mitchell
David Schwimmer.
As a sommelier, not even as a shitty wwII Captain. I'm boned.
>>694021167
>>694021769
underrated post :P
cristiano ronaldo
gabbba jubba ddoodod ffoorsogdo nobody is reading any of these
>>694023895
sweet
Zero louise and Saito of Zero no
>>694021167
DI Richard Poole from "Death in Paradise"
Don't judge me. Don't know if I'm fucked though.
Mr Robot, so I'm good if my captors are using computers. If they're off grid then I'm pretty fucked.
>>694025667
Good luck getting him away from the mirror
I dont know how to feel...
Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire. Safe to say there'll be a lot of dead people lying around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYHxOdqepl8
I'm safe.
>>694021167
seishū handa he will show em with a nicely drawn threatening letter
Ragnar Lothbrok.. i might be ok
>>694021167
Michael Moore. Well.. I won't be saved, but at least there will be a whiny documentary about my life that liberals will love.
Gordon Ramsay is buff af. He bout to bust me out real quick. Disctract them with some fine cuisine
Richard from Silicon Valley.
R.I.P me
Oh god.
Honest to god, I was just surfing. This is where I gave up and shut off the TV.
>>694021769
I hope this post is bait
Are you kidding me!!!!! If gabbba jubba ddoodod ffoorsogdo is coming for you then you are as good as gold. No worries for you my friend.
Howard Stern. I would be fucked.
kek..alton brown...i'm fucked
>>694027104
I'm pretty sure he can bully them online for revenge.
>>694027164
He'll kill you by accident.
>>694021167
season 6 rick Grimes
Well my girlfriend forced me to watch iZombie so i think I'm never getting out
>>694022358
>Get kidnapped
>Ramsay breaks the wall while screaming:THIS KIDNAPPING IS SO SHIT I WOULD'VE ALREADY ESCAPED
>He breaks my neck
>Fug.jpeg.
>>694021167
Jaqen H'gar
Chuck.
I'm finishing off Chuck on netflix.
I made out pretty well this time.
Rick from Rick and Morty (I win)
Motherfucking Gordon Ramsay
I'm gonna make it lads.
>>694021167
Yuno Gasai.
Welp time to be a yandere's obsession
>>694028221
>Ramsay breaks the wall
>yells "3 hours in and it's still raw"
>you die well prepared
>>694025812
no it's just a shit unfunny badly animated show that tries and fails to be family guy
Josuke higahikta
>>694025477
Same
>>694026097
Tiny rick
>>694021167
Hunter x hunter, yeah pretty sure I'm good.
>>694021167
Gregory from Chopped... ah shit
The trailer park boys I might be fine I might not that's just the fun of it
>>694021167
Dominic Torretto.. im golden.
Watching on Netflix. I think I should be good.
>>694021167
Agent Mulder, X-files.
So I'm probably going to be injected with some alien DNA and weep poison out of every ourafice until I either explode or get abducted. So my chances aren't great.
ragga mugassga jajabufu dingo slsgoihld osgjlkwje djlseegkjslkd9339rkd
welp, my captors are fucked. The tv series major does not fuck around that often.
Heisenberg I'm good
>>694021167
The soup dragon from the clangers. Well, shit.
Since I dont watch any TV or TV shows nobody will save me
>>694022422
Gai dies in the war btw
The FBI dude from White Collar.
>>694021167
Luffy, zoro, sanji and admiral fujitora gg
>>694028479
>Ramsay Walks in.
>Kidnappers get confused.
>Walls lower.
>It's his show.
>You're gonna be the main meal and will be seen by red room users
>5 minutes in and someone's already running away crying
>You end up tasty, a little crispy too.
>Ramsay doesn't give a shit.
>Your pieces get thrown away.
>Niggers find you in the trashcan
>tfw you got kidnapped and fed to the niggers.
John Locke
>>694021167
Archer Sterling
>>694021167
Stefan Salvatore
Could be much worse.
>>694021167
Fucking shrek.
Ipman, fuck yeah I am super saved
>>694030288
You die, THEN he kills your kidnappers.
And since this is internet-shrek, He rapes your dead asshole.
Man
I think i might be fine
If YouTube counts, then Yahtzee Croshaw. Feel bad for the kidnapper.
i'm ok i guess
uncle ruckus
one punch man
did I win?
Mary fucking Poppins
Shit I'm good, but probably gonna be dead afterwards.
![GW259H220[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZqF70Jq.jpg "GW259H220[1].jpg")
I'm gooood
>>694021167
Brock Lesner
>>694021167
Aww fuck
Ray Romano
The Killing.
I guess Linden and Holder will find my body, and eventually find the killer. Eventually.
Jon taffer, i like my chances.
I really don't know what to expect from this faggot
the super readers. They would find the super story answer
>>694021167
Steve Irwin motherfucker
>>694022267
Kys
A-Team
I'm going to die. I am watching season 4 of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Dee and Frank... It was nice knowing you guys
>>694021294
same, id think i would be fine.
>>694021167
Trump. He's going to make rescue operations great again.
Michael scofield, from prison break? I'm sure he'd find a way
Adam Sandler. How much am I fucked?
>>694021167
Pearl Forrester. It depends on whether or not reality follows MST3K rules. If so, I'll be okay; if not, I'm toast.
>>694021167
Zapp Brannigan.. I'd say I'm fucked.
louis ck
He's got a pretty good track record, but things often get very close to being completely fucked on his watch.
>>694033595
At least it will be funny.
The SF Giants
Hunter S Thompson and Dr. Gonzo
>>694022396
Yuuuuuukkkiiii
>>694021167
sherlock holmes and the chinese watson
>>694021167
Peter Griffen
Yeah.im "saved"
Perfect. ly fucked. Wilfred
>>694034418
You gon' be alright.
>>694021167
im. so. fucked...
>>694024018
The lack of a belief in a god or gods
Chuck Norris , I'm already saved
Rick sanchez, earth dimension c-137
I'm already free and in a different galaxy, mothafuckas.
>>694021167
I'm going to die
>>694021167
Dr Who
fuck yeah
Unless they hire him,
Ray Donovan
Watched jormungand
Theiy're just gonna sell weapons to my kidnappers instead of saving me
>>694022976
>Fox Mulder
I was just finishing season 6 last night. Maybe the cancer man will save me
Not even remotely worried....
>>694027619
dat filename
I'm more then safe
Fucking Hannibal
>>694034569
being rescued by lucy liu sounds good , could get a blowjob from jonny lee miller too
>>694021167
gary motherfucking busey
>>694025425
nope, they will find you, then discover you are a criminal and probably a faggot too, then you will die horribly due to your connections with Moriarty.
>>694021167
I can't even remember. Is that good?
Like in TV TV or a TV show on internet?
John snow, I'm okay with this
>>694021167
shit
Hulk Hooligan Brotherrrrr
>>694021167
Rod Serling.
No longer kidnapped, but still fucked.
Deadpool
Some jumping black girl, I'm watching the Olympic try outs
>>694022056
wtf is happening in Atlanta?!
>>694036018
Oh shit!
>>694021167
Eric Northman
I'm getting out no problem.
>>694035490
Shit wait, last I saw the intersect wasn't working, I'm fucked
daenerys targaryen, if she brings hers dragons and her army im safe!
Detective Columbo from the eponymous 1968-2003 show: "Columbo."
Archer.
Hmm... That's sort of a 50/50.
Definitely in the danger zone though
SHAKAKEK
>>694035536
not sure id let him blow me because he buttons up that top button on his shirt and has a ball sack, but i would hate fuck lucy
House from well fucking House
He's smart, kinda fucking slow like that sad dog your neighbor has that can't run because it has a stumped leg. But he can get it done, he has a gangster with him.
>>694022396
No, you're really not.
jyushimatsu
i... don't know to be honest
>>694021167
No need to worry!
>>694022422
Remove Naruto and you got a dream team
I think agents Mulder and Scully will get to the bottom of my disappearance.
>>694036646
>hating lucy liu
how about you fuck off
When I was 4 Sharjah Ruler abducted me.
It was hell. Australians and Mossad having sex with 7 years old girls.
Things were nasty... he's drinking.. smoking drugs.. it was hella of a place.
But on the bright side, when my parents went to complain to Abu Dhabi ruler he sent army units to stop Sharjah Ruler madness.
All because my mother was with him in the 5th grade in school and she rejected him.
Never let his Islamic beard fool you.
>>694036845
that fucking blind handicap would rescue you, but just fucking walk past you after he beat everyone up
caputo
>>694027353
Badass as hell
Sterling Archer fuck yeah
>>694021167
I think I'm saved.
>>694021167
Rust Cohle (True Detective).
He is going to find me, alright. But I'll probably be dead.
Frank Underwood
House of Cards
as of Season 2 (Last i watched) he is Vice President so the entire US government looking for me, id be ok
i'm fucked
>>694037585
He would just portal in, vaporize a bunch of people, and portal out with you.
>>694036961
let me guess you like her shoes and her spunky personality.
im alright
>>694037585
i hope
>>694037771
I like her hair , body and face too. I used to have a crush on her when i saw charlie's angels for the first time
Jax from SoA
Idfk if im gonna be saved
>>694038090
for a asian women she is not aging well
