Waifu claiming thread.
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>>693993767
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
nigger
Saber claim pool party edition
>>694004499
Alright then
>>694004542
Oshit, that's awesome!
claimed
>>694003546
>Amatsukaze
Absolutely, but peaches is also sad that he doesn't have a cat keyhole of his waifu
>>694003298
>Blake best neko
>by that i meant porn opportunities
Fair enough
>i have a lot of them fam. one of my kinks
nicu nicu, very nicu Blake-chan
QOTT-
Is there an anon no longer here that you wish was? Who is it?
Hand-kun for me.
>>694004936
Don't have many neko keyhole Sabers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8CMN-jX_g
>>694004647
>Shiro
What?
>>694004913
LET'S GO
>>694005001
>That one cringey picture in your folder that you always avoid posting
It's like the candy at the bottom of the haloween bag.
b l a k e
c l a i m e d
>>694002095
You go on /mu/ if I recall correctly.
Has Sky op'd any sharethreads lately? I don't think I've seen him since they started using the etiquette.
Also, has jtk come back yet?
rbt is kind of down right now so I can't check that.
>>694004995
At least Peaches has that sick bikini
>>694005075
I gotchu fam
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2257531
>ran out of neko keyholes
>>694005007
Ui, he may not have left permanently though, he didn't really disclose it. I wish Seaport was on here more, but he didn't actually leave.
>>694005188
Oh yeah, you know.
>>694005220
Am i pretty?
is this a circlejerk
>>694005007
Hand, and Karenhu Ackbar.
Make one wish
>>694005456
YOU SONUVABITCH
>Saber
>>694005491
If you are going to draw an anime character realistically by god don't keep the nose the same size.
>>694004913
I'm in, just d-don't make me jump off of the deep end or anything.
>>694005711
Karen didn't leave, he's just in Saudi Arabia for a month. 4chan is blocked in Saudi.
>>694005469
You know I want someone else.
>>694005532
Maybe.
>>694006108
shouldn't you be banned?
>>694005007
All anons who left had their reasons
>>694005532
Yes
>>694005945
No nose also works
>>694005532
Is it?
>>694005532
It may be a gangbang
>>694006099
Yea. Sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMZ7wfLyno
>>694005905
Whoops, I mistook you from someone else~
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2274551
>>694006198
>caring about bans on /b/
>>694006065
Saudi Arabia is probably the only country I hate more than Qatar. This adds to the list of things I hate about Karen. Most of which I don't remember.
But I hate Karen less than Chen. And I hate Chen less than Kurumi.
>>694004936
>>694005075
>>694005237
Noice
>>694005007
Karen
Discount Mugi here
Where can i find more Ohayous?
>>694006481
>Mistook you for someone else
Good thing I'm not tsun or you'd enjoy my reaction :^)
>>694006549
But you stated you wanted him here? I'm confused now.
>>694006624
Karen did not leave!
>>694006633
Booru.
ok I claim kimiko ross
>>694006549
seff?
>>694006441
Space balls
>>694006236
Is this really any better?
Best type moon claimed.
Rory-sama claimed
Wet boot edition
>>694006876
Kill it with fire
>>694006633
Rite here dawg
>>694006726
Yeah, Karen is a good enemy!
>>694006739
...何？
>>694006876
My problem with this image is the detail on the mouth, but lack of detail in the cheeks and nose.
>>694006876
You only removed the nostrils am
>>694006998
You're waifu doesn't need fire to kill
Oh my lord, I got lost in my writing and completely did not notice how much time went by!
I apolagize to anyone I did not respond to!
do you guys save the posts of your favorite tripfags or is it just me?
>>694007169
>You only removed the nostrils
As if they bothered to draw the rest of the nose, looked like a skeleton.
>>694006633
Nova/Star Dream would work well with one of these
>>694006998
Hey Shiki
>>694007208
>rory
>rwby
choose one
>>694007169
>boop
>>694007214
Damn right
>>694007214
It's fine, I gave you a big ol' platter of music. Which I saved luckily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9keYQzgg9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCkOEGkZFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CrDd_RcsCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BMZ7wfLyno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xejWIWkCdLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ZBnt6ZWdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1mVNOB5tg
>>694007107
>My problem with this image is the detail on the mouth, but lack of detail in the cheeks and nose.
I love when you can tell the fetish of a particular artist.
>>694007169
I was actually thinking about doing something with that but decided against it.
>>694006876
https://youtu.be/E11YwzpmLfU
Last comment in the vid
My reaction
>>694007381
It looks like RWBY though
>>694007443
Oh, thank you so much Shira, I'll be listening to that now!
>>694007440
Sorry :c
Rem Claimed,
man waiting another week is gonna be hard :(
>>694007618
looks like a cross of ruby and blake
>>694007465
>Quentin Tarantino
>"Wiggle your big toe"
>>694006705
Nobody can be perfect~
>>694006624
Discount Mugi is pleased
>>694007618
Well you're probably half right
>>694007440
>beep
>>694007465
What did you have in mind?
Mai, didn't you said you are leaving?
>>694007785
No need to thank, I love sharing music. Here's another you may like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
>>694008130
We sharing music?
https://youtu.be/SVqj3Ad1XqU
>>694007940
I don't know I dropped it pretty fast, that kind of reference to waifu powers are usually cringeworthy.
>>694007940
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>>694007785
C'mon man, get your head in the game
>>694008074
You mean this?
>It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Chen can carry the torch.
That was not Mai.
>>694005007
Hand and Maki but both left of their own volition and for their own reasons so I do not mourn them
Tats always dropped good music but he isn't gone for good. I wish Rin came in more often
>>694005456
It's something I guess
>>694005711
Karen is coming back next month
>>694008468
Couldn't be any worse than the other "memes"
>>694008651
Oh look
She's blushing on one side of her face
How cute ~
>>694008729
Thank Allah (PBUH)
>>694008130
Wow! I love the interesting sounds in this album! What kind of music would you describe this as?
>>694008651
I'm sorry, I was just making some serious "head" way on my writing.
>>694007917
Indeed I am
>>694008442
You will enjoy this for sure
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1114740/soundtrack?mode=desktop
>>694008770
.-.
>>694008960
Don't worry, just keep your head up
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE SO PATHETIC THEY WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS THEIR WIVES! THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE SIMPLY A SWEAT JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION. IF THEY SOMEHOW DID COME TO LIFE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL PATHETIC AND REPULSIVE CREATURES!
>>694004925
08/15
>>694008770
Yeah but it's still a lot of effort for being cancerous, better to just go for the classic.
>>694007107
Do you thing god stays in heaven, because he to fears what he has created?
>>694008960
are you writing a smut fic where one character gives another head or what?
>>694008960
This genre is known as 'noise' music. I love it due to it's really gritty, experimental sound. Not all are like that, like Merzbeat, that's more melodic and peaceful. Merzbow is one of the most popular noise artists currently, and I'd recommend starting off with this album here. Also, here's a flowchart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4g2Zjolsa0
~Shiro
>>694009084
what?
>>694009043
Can we stop with the puns now? They're doong my head in.
>>694009259
Yes. I am.
>>694009141
Jesus Christ, pic.
No, God is a concept created by man to express his will and ability to alter everything around him, but also to prohibit that ability because the power of it scares man.
>Suika
>>694009043
<3
>>694009094
Good point XOXOXOX
<3 <3 <3 <3
~~~~~~~
Desu
add me on Facebook
>you fainting yet?
>>694009141
This ohayou looks different
>>694009354
oh that's interesting
I personally always have problems with smut because i run out of words for cock.
>>694008975
What is that supposed to be?
https://youtu.be/t7SSEj1jlb8
>>694009342
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=08%2F15
it's german slang
>>694009141
fixed
>>694009354
Alright stop you're giving me a headache
>>694009525
>
>>694009525
I'm getting close
>>694009338
That's awesome, and thanks for the chart. Noise music is quite the experience to lksten to! Helps me let my ideas flow from my head to words.
>>694009530
No, I'm not writing smut... I writing lesson plans on the arab israeli war in 1947.
>>694009848
You should've looked ahead before you started this pun war.
>>694009615
It was the soundtrack of Paul Blart:Mall cop
How dare you insult the best cinematic creation of all time
>>694010105
that's less interesting
have you ever considered writing smut?
>>694010226
No, it would be sinful to write about such acts.
>>694009647
you obviously have shit tier taste then
>>694009848
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>>694009932
Angles can't fall
>>694010105
I'm glad you actually liked it! Most people I show it to dislike it, as it really is an acquired taste.
>Best Gamindustri cosplay girl claimed
>>694005007
No one misses my loods ;-;
>>694010489
Angels
>I am so out of it...
>>694010409
it's sinful to write about two people loving eachother but it's OK to write about moslems fucking eachother up in acts of horrific violence?
>>694010489
>Angles can't fall
You lost me.
Now try to make me not waste my resources on lsc in KanColle.
>>694010444
Trips of truth!
If dubs every waifu in this thread shall sit on my face.
>>694005007
Hand is still here on occasion. Just doesnt claim.
>>694010580
You cant cosplay me though.
>>694010489
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>>694010580
Ayy
>>694009482
You are an edgy faggot who will use any opportunity to bring up how you are intellectually superior to everyone else even though you are really just spouting the same shit you find on /r/atheism every day.
>>694010580
Oh shit, you're still alive! How goes it Noire?
>>694010567
I could easily see how it could be an acquired taste, but this is awesome! Sill listening to the 1930 album.
>>694010600
Yes. I write about violence in history as it is to educate others. I could not write smut because it is only used for self pleasure.
>>694010609
I can't spell, angel
If you waste all your resources you will be repeating the mistakes of hitler
>>694010580
Hello noire
>>694010764
I got a new friend.
>>694005007
OG Saber.
I miss the bants.
>>694011001
>hitler
>mistakes
>>694011001
I didn't even pick up the spelling mistake and read it as angel, still don't get it.
I know but i can't help but want it.
>>694011147
New spider?
>>694011147
Another spider? Its been a while.
>>694010976
you don't know that. maybe someone gets turned on by arab israeli conflict and learns about love through smut. don't be presumptive.
>>694011147
I love you too
>>694011242
You're an angel and angels can't fall because they have wings.
>>694011179
mikan
>>694010444
>>694010600
Nice gets
>>694011147
I still have none
>>694011179
Ah yes he is missed.
Claimed.
>>694011313
>>694011307
A baby vinegaroon. It's precious and darling.
>>694011390
None? You should go immediately to your nearest privately run pet shop and get one.
>>694011407
Who was the OG Saber?
>>694010712
I will Rory...I will...
>>694010764
It's been a month since I last claimed here.
>>694010919
Yup, always been here. Just lurked less.
Oh well...uhh..actually, I've been lurking only during Saturday nights after coming back home, going out with rasta friend so you can imagine why I didn't claimed.
Anyway, everything's going good. Did my last exam, passed and ready to relax a bit, then ready to work.
>>694011001
Ohayou~
>>694011147
Greetigs painter friend
Who is it?
>>694011179
How long ago was OG Saber?
>>694011381
>You're an angel and angels can't fall because they have wings.
But angels fall all the time, it's a very common motif and I'm pretty sure I've heard of birds falling too.
>>694011179
I miss that one guy who used to post Mikan.
He seemed alright.
>>694011381
>angels can't fall because they have wings.
Penguins bitch.
>>694011381
>I love you too
Aw man...
>>694011629
That's good
>>694011639
Glad to have you back!
>>694011368
Learning about love through smut can be very dangerous. Smut does not "usually" show realistic situations and reactions, as well as placing more focus on the sexual side of love rather than the emotional.
And if someone is turned on by religious war... then they are a serious minority.
I'm not saying you cannot write smut, I'm just saying I would never write the stuff.
>>694011638
The original Saberfag of course.
>>694011653
Starting to lose a sense of time but was gone before february, probably earlier than even that.
>>694011906
history is biased and dangerous too
more so than smut because people take it for objective
>>694010769
Sure. You believe what you want to. It's no less valid than my belief. Sorry if you were offended.
>>694011785
Like if you were talking to me that much when I used to claim every day~
>>694011969
And there's Galko too.
I guess that Teto and Vigil are only lurking like always.
>>694012126
I purely write the facts, people make their own opinions.
>>694012245
I don't even believe in god but when anybody tries to bring up their opinion on religion for no reason it pisses me off.
>>694012383
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>>694011660
There's no heavy burdens on your soul weighing you down.
>>694011785
Gotta save the most love for the loveless.
You already have so much.
>>694011969
Tan galko
>>694011753
Penguins are half black, they don't rise above anything.
>>694011653
It doesn't have a name yet, but it's a baby vinegaroon.
>>694011785
Very good. Ever since I first saw a vinegaroon online I figured I should get one because they're cool as hell.
>>694012383
Lewds is back!
>>694012383
>Teto and vigil
>>694011179
Lurking hard I see
>>694011629
Did a quick Google. Looks like a nice find. A bit different, but still a good looking arachnid.
>>694011639
But in how long?
>>694011653
Oh, he was one of the first around. He and Shiki would always carry on back and forth, though it was all in good fun. He was regular for a couple of months before he simply disappeared.
>>694011678
You and me both.
I wonder what happened to him.
>>694012389
supposing you did just write the facts, which would mean making no generalisations or inferences or descriptions beyond materialistic
you'd have got them from someones who may not have been so rigourous
>>694012383
We talk to each other everyday on Telegram -_-
>>694012460
Ok...
>back to the drawing board
>>694012485
And how is it?
>>694012573
Oh dear god
>>694010110
>Paul Blart: Mall Cop
>the best cinematic creation of all time
My man
>>694012440
Then you should calm down. If you don't want to hear it, say that. Or just ignore my post, and let it die there. What has you so wrapped around the axle?
>>694012594
Indeed. It has bright orange pedipalps right now, but those'll probably turn black as it ages.
>>694012740
Adorable and precious.
>>694012661
My references are official government records on the event from both sides of the conflict. I state what they say, and what events immediately occurred after. People can put 2 and 2 together.
>>694012456
You can't steal Hand-kun's job.
>>694012573
Don't try me.
>>694012576
Sorry if I care.
>>694012594
I don't know, but I will. I'll pay someone to draw Noire cosplaying Rory.
>>694012740
I meant in the thread~
>>694012872
You bringing up your opinion on such a sensitive topic over a movie quote is what has me wrapped around the axle you fedora lord, go drown yourself in mountain dew.
>>694013157
Sure dude. Have fun on the internet.
>>694013079
They better be good. This requires a good eye and a steady hand.
>>694013079
WEAR SOME CLOTHES JEEZ
>>694013194
>dem legs
>>694013079
>and
>>694013322
Jesus loves you.
>>694012740
Not sure what you mean
>>694013194
You won't get any lewd from me today in any case~
>>694013453
I will ask TwistedGrimTV or jaltoid. A cartoonish style looks cool.
>>694013526
IT'S MY COMBAT SUIT FUCK YOU
>>694013562
You can't toss me a "plot twist" right when I come back here...
>>694013914
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>>694012799
Mugis stick together
Also nice dubs
>>694013880
>Gotta save the most love for the loveless.
I don't care. I wanted all of it ;-;
>>694013914
Would it kill you to NOT be lewd for two seconds?
>>694013526
Leg lover?
>>694013914
>I can wait another day~
>>694014243
Too much love would give you diabetus
Can't do that to you
>>694013562
Anyway, can't they lurk both?
They've always been the ones that lurked "the most"
>>694014003
What a nice staple I have.
>>694014243
At least I didn't get fucked in my game :^)
>
>>694014310
You can always ask on Telegram~
Megumi Tadakoro claimed
>>694014539
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>staple
Tumor.
>>694014310
I thought we already established that with me, anything goes?
>>694014490
FILL ME WITH ALL OF IT
>>694014539
>At least I didn't get fucked in my game :^)
I don't get it
>>694014539
>they
>both
>>694014539
I'll get no satisfaction with it on Telegram
Gotta earn that lewd mang
>>694014694
Oh yeah, I actually forgot about that
Since we don't have a QOTT as far as I'm awar, mind if I ask one?
QOTT: What do you believe happens after death?
I'm surprised posters from /waifu/ have such a problem with forming a relationship with someone who isn't real.
>>694012039
Way before my time. Stupid to lose a friend like that. Did he say why he left?
>>694012485
Vinegaroons are adorable. Is it a whip scorpion or a tailless species?
What about naming him Balsami? Or did you have something in mind?
>>694012654
A shame. He sounds like an amusing type
>>694014982
The same as before I was born of course
Sweet oblivion
>>694014694
Feast on the love
>>694014674
Can't you just deal with it?
>>694014694
Better If you don't.
Anyway yeah, I can.
>
>>694014741
OKAY ONLY ONE OF THEM ALWAYS LURKS HERE
>>694014944
>Checked
Sorry fam, next time.
>>694014982
You continuously live your life again and again but everytime in a different way.
>>694015178
It's a whip scorpion. The tailless ones are a different species entirely and are also called cave spiders. I didn't have anything in mind, but I'm waiting to see if it's a male or female to name it.
>>694015265
I don't know why that cake is censored, BUT I SHALL EAT IT ANYWAY
>>694014944
>dummy
>>694015382
C'mon man, you gotta tell me
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1461/609/1461609300060.jpg "Syndra [95]")
