God is real
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
God is real
>>693987468
everyone in america is equal
My life isn't sad
absolute vodka is only absolut thing
>>693987468
i like men
France will win the cup
this is a lie
>>693987468
I love cocks and would gobble one right now if given the chance
Op is a faggot
>>693987468
A good fap is what I need right now
>>693987468
i will die in my sleep
I'm gay.
you're in coma and this is a dream
>>693987468
God is dead.
There will be a race war.
>>693987468
4chan will last forever
>>693987468
i'm gonna die in a car related accident
Life has no inherent meaning.
If you masterbate to traps then you are gay
boobies
I fucked ur guys moms
One day I will fuck someone
>>693987468
OP likes dick
>>693987468
Reply or your mom dies
op is a faggot
All of you are cucks and fat fucks
/b/ now officially recognizes the fact that African-Americans are the victims of social inequality perpetuated by institutional racism.
>>693989457
Would you look at that.
I am a loli
Nigger
>>693987468
Every 7 this thread is actually false.
>>693989529
OP proven to be faggot
OP is a faggot
This is a funny meme
/b/ now loves feminism
Jar Jar Binks was the greatest star wars character
>>693987468
OP wants to be buttraped
4chan will die and is already dead.
African-Americans are just as intelligent as white people.
>>693989567
Hooray!
Everyone's mom will die in here sleep ether way
>>693987468
4chan doesnt exist and is only a dream
Everybody lies
>>693989775
This be true.
Xbox > Playstation
God is a creation of the human mind, only made up so dumb people can cope with their sad meaningless lives.
>>693989860
Everyone tells the truth, then?
9gag<4chan
black people are actually aliens slowly infiltrating and are planning a takeover
9/11 was an inside joke
Women are still discriminated against in America.
>>693989151
Black metal is the pinnacle of music as we know it.
>>693988097
Didn't we already know that?
>>693987468
my life is meaningless and I should just off myself to save myself from this cancerous site and the acoustics who inhabit it.
>>693987468
god doesnt exists
>>693987468
I'm going to change.
>>693989998
gah so close, reroll
>>693989959
not necessarily. Could just be: Not everyone lies, but some do.
>>693990057
Good Bye!
I won't miss you! Make it a suicide bombing though, much more fun!
>>693989841
Underage b8
I'm going to die soon
>>693989860
So...if this is a lie, that means everybody tells the thruth?
Police are fucking pigs.
>>693990098
I'm going to change REALLY soon then ?
OP is a HIV Positive faggot
i'm gonna die this year
>>693987468
Should I go for it?
humanity should be extinct
>>693990291
rolla
>>693990173
All lolis are actually 1000 years old, so it's ok.
4chan will self-destruct in 24 hours.
>>693987468
I murdered mommy last night cause she started giving generic tendies instead of brand name
1+1=1
im going to fuck taylor swift
Every post after this one is now an absolute lie unless proven with a seven.
I am a JEWNIGGER.
>>693987468
Every post in this thread that ends in 7 is an absolute lie
>>693990639
Correction, every post after THIS one is a lie until proven with a seven...
>>693990127
What do i believe
>>693990057
Better luck next time!
Every post in this thread is now an absolute truth.
Mothers won't die in their sleep.
>>693990457
ok.
>>693990920
Black Lives DON'T Matter
This post is a lie.
>>693991053
wise word's brother!
if you read this you will remain a virgin forever
>>693990231
Try harder you racist
All posts in this thread are lies, this one excluded.
dubs are facts
Life is a great journey that has no end.
I need to kill my self
>>693990920
WOOO I live to shitpost another day, good looks nigga
Hillary Clinton will die in office
>>693987468
I'm going to heaven
>>693987468
I'm going to hell
Every third post after this one is an absolute truth.
OP is a huge faggot.
Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare Looks Great On Xbox One
>>693991386
Not today I guess
>>693987468
My girlfriend is cheating on me
black lives matter
I am cool
Posts ending in 7 are actually lies.
I have a massive dick
If you don't reply to this post you will wake up in an alternate reality where everyone except you is a disembodied head in a jar.
>>693987468
Trump wins the election.
>>693991137
>>693991053
Ah, so there's still hope
>>693991688
rerolling for this
Every post made after this one will die in their sleep.
>>693989590
Don't you fuckin bullsh*t me
>>693991892
dubs have spoken
Trump will be president
math is easy :)
im gonna get rich
Moot will return to 4chan
Every post ending in 3 is 90% accurate.
British women are disgusting
>>693991867
as 4 u 2
>>693992087
No you're not.
white people are superior
I will get godlike powers
Every post in this thread in its entirety is absolutely true.
Trump becomes president
>>693992404
Gj you broke the universe
>>693991411
What's happening this was my post
>>693992300
>0
He is now
>>693987468
hillary is is a closet homosexual lizard queen
Women love anal.
I am a nigger and the God of /b/
i will kys
OP is a faggot
If your mom's name starts with the letter's B, L, C, D, M, or P, you must reply to this post or she will die in her sleep.
moot is kill
>>693992722
Kys
>>693992722
Rerolling for this one.
>>693992722
Not 7, so kill yourself.
Niggers deserve to die
>>693992722
lov u ma
>>693992830
Heh, read it and weap.
>>693992817
>>693992519
do you not know how (you) works?
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>693992722
>>693992817
fuck you all
>>693992888
Trips demands it
Obama is a synth
>>693992722
thats not true
will things get better
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Every post after this one is the truth unless it ends in a 0 or 1.
I'll successfully kill myself someday.
This is a lie
OP sucks dick on a daily basis.
>>693992957
Well I thought I did.
Am I not supposed to be only one who sees (you) in my own posts?
I'm seriously loosing my shit right now
>>693992722
FUCKING SHIT
>>693993695
Rerolling for this.
>>693993353
That statement in itself is an absolute.
I'm secretly gay
>>693993737
HE LOST HIS SHIT
>>693993737
look up appchanX, its a userscript that makes 4chinz better looking/functioning, thats why you can see my posts hovering above my (you)'s
Batman v Superman is the most excellent movie in film history and will be infinitely analyzed by future scholars.
>>693987468
black lives dont matter
>>693993884
Thanks, you blew my cover you fucking piece of Jedi shit!
Pewdiepie is the best minecraft let's player
OP is a faggot
>>693994202
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, directed by Michael Bay, is actually the best movie in film history.
>>693994293
No, Markiplier is the best. Not the best let's player, the best youtuber, but the best human.
He's practically a God.
Will I become super rich?
You must arbitrarily spout obscenities at every post after this one or you will die tomorrow at 3 PM.
ill die tomorrow
>>693994938
That's not how this works, moron.
The world will end in 3 months
I'm a nigger
Pedophilia will be legal in the year 2034
Donald Trump has the world's smallest penis
>>693987468
This thread is retarded.
>>693991767
No you aren't
My girlfriend loves me
>>693995188
Nah, the world will end in 84 years, 5 months, 4 days, 3 hours, and 27 minutes starting... now!
>>693995468
Sorry, I got that wrong.
I meant to say the world will end in 84 years, 5 months, 4 days, 3 hours, and 11 minutes.
>>693995420
She's cheating on you with a black man named Tyrone.
>>693989825
Lolimir....... Not rly
Trump will win.
>>693994194
>>thats why you can see my posts hovering above my (you)'s
Make this more clear.
I am at planck's distance from stucking my penis into toster
I have the ability to teleport. I just haven't discovered how to do it yet.
I've got a huge cock :D
>>693995865
Actually, if you don't do a 5 mile jog within the next 24 hours you will die a painful death before next week.
![2015-11-03-trump-crop_1446572083098_26158207_ver1.0_640_480[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2qpOgnL.jpg "2015-11-03-trump-crop_1446572083098_26158207_ver1.0_640_480[2].jpg")
>>693987468
Trump will be the next president.
>>693987468
OP is a refugee
>>693996059
reroll
it's true, that i will get dubs now
>>693996059
If by "huge" you mean 3 inches.
Also, you're 12.
![TightAlarmingJanenschia-size_restricted[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/80DoURO.gif "TightAlarmingJanenschia-size_restricted[1].gif")
Hillary Clinton will be indicted
>>693987468
niggers are superior beings
>>693996151
No, the next president will be Hillary Clinton.
>>693996490
No, the next president will be Donald J. Trump.
Im 11 years old
>>693987468
Sexbots available in the next 10 years.
America is autistic
Semen works better than hair gel.
She loves me and this wont be the last time i see her
>>693987468
I'm going to get my dick sucked.
My gf will cheat on me
>>693987468
every virgin on this thread will die a virgin.
Poland will be strong
I am gonna fuck my first Love
All posts in this thread are neither pure truths or lies and thus all significance in this thread is now lost and it's no longer worth staying.
i'm gonna git gud
hitler did nothing wrong
>>693996958
Well we already knew its a lie, you clearly have no girlfriend
i'm retarded
Luke will die in the next Star Wars film.
5's are now truths and 8's are false (not including this post)
also i am a nigger
He still loves me
i'm a genius
>>693995809
are you trolling me or do you legit want to know? cause paint is a pain in the ass and im not sure how much more clear I can make this unless you just look up the userscript and figure out what im talking about
I was scammed today out of $275
Ww3 is starting
>>693994194
>>693995809
Aaaaaaahh...shit.
I get it now.
I was shit scared and let me explain why.
I wrongly thought, you seen what I see on my screen thus believing you are some sort of haxor wizard that broke into my phone and began to ridicule me.
>>WOOO I live to shitpost another day, good looks nigga
You meant yourself, and I thought that was parody of me, and "good looks nigga" seemed like a sarcastic comment on my apperance. Which led me to believe you had acces to build-in camera.
That shit is possible.
So yeah, I was fucking freaking out
Half-Life 3 is coming out before this Christmas.
>>693987468
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Islam is the one true religion.
>>693995420
Sorry m8.
my memes are the dankest
>>693997717
shrek is neither love, nor life
Star Wars: The Force Awakens was the best Star Wars related anything ever.
Clinton did nothing wrong
This question is false
>>693989457
/thread
Scientologists are right.
Black lives don't matter.
I'll ask her out
I'm gay
All kebab will be removed.
i have an 18 inch cock
>>693997600
absolutely absolute lie
OP is a massive faggot
>>693987468
United States of America is a cancer in the arse of the world
>>693998117
I fucking knew it OP
>>693998117
The thread has spoken
>>693987468
The car problem that I have will be solved smoothly and without any problems everything will be alright.
If you don't go to sleep in 2 hours you'll die if you ever sleep again.
>>693997600
hah. Get fucked
Hitler is the second coming of Jesus
>>693998209
You will be forced to buy a new car because your current one is not repairable.
I will be the next Hitler.
>>693997659
pic to temporarily remove anonmity.
lmfao i dont think 4chinz would care enough to try that hard unless you pissed them off more than normal shitposting would
>>693998314
Gabe Newell is the second coming of Jesus.
>>693992722
based
THE REICH WILL LIVE ON
Taking fall classes for Web Page dev and programming is what I should do with my life.
Land sharks are real and are coming for us.
ALL MEN WILL BECOME OUR SLAVES
>>693998630
Fucking rekt socialism is the only way
Trump will win
>>693998630
Hitler is still alive, hiding out in North Korea, plotting The Fourth Reich.
Posts ending in 0 are absolute truths, and posts ending in 7 are absolute lies.
>>693998510
god has spoken! im wrong, hide yo kids, hide yo wife
>>693998719
This is a cherrypicked misrepresentation of what feminism actually is.
>>693992296
Is it supposed to be mean or inspiring?
Cuz I'm getting the greek god look and there's nothing that can stop me
I'm gay
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>693987468
fluffy abuse is nice
>>693998793
Gary Johnson will win.
>>693999083
THIS TERRORIST ANTI-ISLAM FASCIST PIG WILL BE PUT TO DEATH
This post ends with a zero
>>693999328
4chan is pro-feminism
>>693999437
PANIC
>>693999437
>>693999437
There's a glitch in the matrix
>>693992722
ily mama
>>693997717
>>693999437
my crush likes me
next post is dubs
