Pokemon go thread? TFW nothing is around where I live and can't really do much
>>693981483
Im way too lazy to go out so i got only some pokemons near the river i live, its fun
I WANNA BE... THE VERY BEST!
same. im rooted so if anyone has a new gps spoofing method
>>693982598
Or... walk..
Already ran out of pokeballs
>>693982746
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>693982746
absolutely fucking nothing nearby. i cant do shit but occasionally catch 1 pokemon.
>>693983396
go to a pokestop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJG4aEtKeUw
![57117b4f4b559[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ezGNYgl.jpg "57117b4f4b559[1].jpg")
>ride my bike downtown to try to take my first gym
>black escalade rolls up slowly
>window rolls down and nog points a fucking gun at me
>"Team Valor territory nigga, step the fuck off."
>mfw
>>693984189
Lmao I grew up in a bad part of a big city I can see a bunch of niggers doing this.
Glad I'm out.
>team instinct ftw
>tfw the only pokestop near me is a church and it is still so far away
That would mean that the only way for me to grind is to visit a church every 15 mins, or hang around all day...
There's a shopping complex some 5 miles away with a pokestop too..just one though... But non at Walmart and target? K.
Also no gyms. Sucks that I was forced to move up here. Would have been ALOT better if I stayed in the city but oh well.
>>693981483
>>693981782
>>693982559
>>693982598
>>693982746
>>693983396
>>693983530
>>693983638
>>693983875
>>693984104
>>693984189
>>693984662
>>693984786
i bet when you were born, you're mother was screaming in pain because she seen your fucking DNA
I live in Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, so I can't go out in the streets otherwise the only thing I will get is a "Bulbassault"or a "Pikashot".
>>693983875
Every time in near one it says I'm not close enough
I can't go anywhere cause I seem to lose connection
do you guys have hotspot or what?
I don't have money to waste on hotspot
>>693984930
That was a horrible roast nigga.
Did you even try? Sit your Sasquatch-ass down and wipe that heetoh dust off your dick boi.
>>693984987
dank
>>693982559
level?
I'm level 17 and I got a 486 eevee
>>693985282
data you fucking dork
>>693984987
Kek
>>693985282
Just get a virginmobile phone like an HtC desire. Only cost 35 bucks a month for a 4G connection. Just don't use streaming sites and it'll last a long time.
>>693984930
Boy that was a zinger, come up with it by yourself or did mommy help in between breastfeeding you and retarded sister?
>>693985473
Go on...
>>693985486
kys
>>693981483
>>693985343
Gay
>>693984930
>she seen your fucking dna
>she seen your
>seen
>she
>>693985343
>>693985436
>>693985486
Kill yourself, fucking cancer.
Day 2 progress
>>693985583
niggerfag
>>693985766
wtf
on day 3 and only 3 pokemon
>>693985590
Immunity cat faggot
>>693982559
how do you get CP that high? when i power up i don't even get +50
>>693985343
Fuck off faggot
>>693985931
start with the 1st evolution, power up to max, evolve. power up to max again then evolve again
>>693985590
Charge your phone you faggot
>>693986017
Doesn't work. Read the small text and I am not taking any chances, because I care about my family.
TFW the only pokemon on a 3 mile walk is Kadabra and as i throw the pokeball it just sits there not shaking
>>693985343
For fuck sakes stop this shit please.
>>693986321
Your family doesn't care about you, because you're clearly fucking retarded.
>>693986202
i seriously hope you know that if this is the only way to get (you)'s on your posts you are a sad person
>>693986560
>(you)'s
Kill yourself
>>693981483
who has protips for this i dont really get it. do i have to buy more pokeballs? i went to a pokestop and it was just a picture of a fuckin church what am i supposed to do
>>693987133
Quit playing and kill yourself.
>>693985766
The fucking rat
>>693987533
literally nobody laughed at that but you are you proud of yourself? im asking for tips but you obviously dont know shit so lol go ahead and make another shitpost m8 gg
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/10/pokemon-go-armed-robbers-dead-body
Good playing in your country full of niggers.
>>693987133
Git gud
>>693987533
QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART
>>693987133
spin
any porn of her yet?
>>693981483
Gyms and pokestops in popular areas, OK, but pokémon should not appear in the fucking city centre. Also found 0 in a near mountain. Nonsense game
>>693981483
>>693981483
>>693985766
How do you nickname your pokemon? it never asks me to
>>693988494
I was struggling to understand the definition of autism but now after reading this post I totally get it.
all the gyms around me are fucking churches
>>693987133 Okay Pro Tips
>>693986153 Single best tip that could be given. As far as pokestops go to a downtown area and you should have a concentrated area of pokestops. Find a few you can get while driving slowly on a loop and hit them over and over. Make the loop a 5 minute one and they will be up. I have my gf do this while I drive and I get 100 pokeballs in 20 mins. Don't spend real money on this as everything you need is retartedly easy to get. If you live in an area that's too rural that has no stops or gyms don't even try to play you'll just torture yourself. If you're not in America make sure your country is supported first. You find different pokemon depending on what biome you're in and proximity to water. When you throw the pokeball to catch the inner colored circle should be as big as possible not small. The game is a reskin of ingress. Google how to use ingress map with pokemon go so you can have a large world map with relevant locations so you don't have to hunt them down.
>>693985436
fuck
>>693985590
fuck
>>693985650
fuck
>>693985939
fuck
>>693986202
fuck
anyone else tired of seeing this fucking game everywhere?
>>693987133
spin the thing it gives items
what do you do with eggs?
>>693986533
dude.
so is this just like Ingress: Pokemon Edition?
>>693990001
scramble them
>>693985590
Niggerdicksucker
>>693990109
It's the same company that made it. Yeah they just reskinned for pokemon. All the Hotspots come from that game
>>693990001
Put them in an incubator and walk to hatch or drive under 10mph
>>693990326
that's a bit shite. There's like 5 ingress hotspots within a 2 minute walk of my house though. I'll just have to wait until it's released in the UK
I'm European, thank god
no shit autismo game for me
PLANT STARTERS MASTERRACE
>>693990526
You came to the thread just to type that, you must be real fun.
>>693985343
zzz
>>693990510
i gotta walk to get them to hatch? shit
ive lost 2 pounds over this game already
>>693985343
God damnt
there is nothing around me, nearest pokestop is in a near by city, 20 minutes away.
>>693985436
>>693985486
shieeet
>>693989912
dude the fucking circlejerk with this game on youtube is ridiculous
>>693985939
kek
>>693986533
ghh
>>693986202
help
>>693985343
Fck
>>693985486
Fuuucck
>>693985343
fuck off cuck bitch
>>693985939
Ffs
>>693985486
kys
>>693985343
xDD
>>693985590
fuck off man i fell for three of these already smh
>>693986202
Damn
>>693985436
...
>>693986533
Goddanbed
>>693984930
?
DOO YOO SPEAKA DA INGRISH??@@!!
>>693986202
who are this fag who makes these
>>693985343
Immunity cat faggot
>>693985939
low effort (You) collection
>>693985436
Glad I didnt read
>>693985343
.
Can't believe I lost out on a charizard. Fucking phone battery died and if you read this and dont reply your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>693985583
Fine print
When is pokemon go coming out for the UK?
>>693985583
Everyone dies eventually.
>>693985590
Verizon sucks
>>693985766
Nice me too,
Anyone else pick Pikachu as their starter?
Tfw you're using the Apk in the UK and after 7pm all your captures fail because the amerifags have woken up and fucked the servers
>>693992794
Pikachu? I had only charmander, bulbasaur, and squirtle to choose from.
Wtf?
>>693993024
Yeah son, was driving out to my mom's house and I had it up, didn't pick the first three. Pikachu popped up. I pulled over and caught that little bastard.
>>693984930
Fuck you're right
>>693985939
Isn't this contradictory?
>>693985343
wow
kill me
>>693985486
u76
>>693993024
Walk away instead of choosing one. Pikachu will appear after a few times
>>693985343
well played
>>693984930
>you're
>>693985590
dck
>>693993151
Wow. Well I suppose I can still find one then. You plan on evolving him?
>>693985343
This is the new meme of 2016 on /b/ and it's super cancer.
>>693985583
aaaaaaaa
Pokefag reporting in
>>693985590
hahahaha
>>693985343
fuk u
>>693992634
Here you go use this and it works fine http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
>>693993474
There's no reason not to, his data is in my dex and raichu would likely have a higher CP
>>693989304
Wrong. The smaller the circle is, the easier to catch the poke is. You have to get within the ring though, so it gets harder to do as it gets smaller.
>>693985343
reply
>>693982598
use a drone with robot hands.
>>693981483
tfw I have a poke stop in my building so I can get free pokeballs every 5 minutes without leaving my apartment
>>693993658
Yeah more than likely. Plus Raichu is one of the best imo.
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>>693993278
okay you know what. im using a burner email for my pokemon. does anyone wanna help me catch some cool shit or visit pokestops. im moving to cali in like 2 weeks so i could return the favor.
Any of u faggits catch any ghost yet? I've been searching at cemeteries and got nothing
>>693988988
You click on him and by the name there is a little pencil icon
>>693994235
Lucky son of a bitchi have to travel for 15 minutes for my nearest one
Day 3
>>693985436
>>693985486
Fuck you
>>693985590
wtf
>>693985343
Nice poke
>>693994633
>feminazi
Lost.
Gonna name my clefairy the same
>>693985343
tfw no gf
>>693992794
Yeah but he sucked so I just caught a stronger one
>>693985486
fug
>>693985583
Im being raped
>>693985590
shieeet
>>693988359
The only important question
Day 4 and I still suck
I think my game is bugged. A day after I picked my starter (Charmander) he was gone.
Not to mention i've walkd an acumulative of 10 km since i've had this game for 3 days and not a single pokemon has appeared.
>still sitting at lvl 1 with 600 xp.
>mfw game is broken at launch with two years of work behind it
>>693981483
I duct tape my phone to my dji phantom and catch them
>>693985343
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>693995236
You can go fuck yourself
>>693995408
Whys that
All you have to do is tie your phone to a treadmill to hatch the eggs.
>>693982559
How much actual munie have you wasted, faggot?
>>693995253
Start over? Mine glitched at first in a similar way, and my Pokemon were gone too. Restarted the app and they were there.
>>693994494
Kekd
But yeah got one
Day 2 for me
>tfw your handy is shitty
>tfw it wont let you download the game
The PokeChat
>>693985436
jeeeezus fucken christ
End of day 2. Living in central London with a silly amount of stops and gyms about.
>>693995761
how do you delete an account? seeing as I was forced to link it to my main google account
>>693981483
hey OP, is there a version for windows phone?
>>693981483
anyone on here with a cellphone without a gyroscope ?
samsung galaxy A3 doesn't have it, just my luck
>>693996264
I don't think so
>>693996112
Looking north. So far caught 230 pokemon.
Day 3. Roommate and I hold all 6 gyms in our town. Team Valor!
>>693985343
fgt
>>693996387
nice one actually took me a second, cancer
>>693996112
You niggers aren't even supposed to have the game yet and still make more progress than me ffs
>>693986533
wtf
>>693982559
Holy crap, I have yet to even meet anyone who has broken the 1000 CP ceiling.
how do you guys decide, which pokemon to keep?
To all the fags with duplicate pokemon, transfer that shit. Get some candies for them, beef up the one you decide to keep. Lower CP is better, remember.
>Don't own a car
>Driving bus around to catch pokemans
>>693985343
Nigger
>>693985436
whats up with all you faggots
>>693996387
f u
>>693996387
I actually like this one. Still a fag tho
>>693996112
>>693996469
>>693996626
The turnover of gyms is silly here though. Anything more than 2 hours and someones taken it.
>>693996387
>Gerolsteiner
>>693996807
I don't know what I'm doing so I just sell duplicates
>>693996873
no energy saving mode?
>>693989304
I work at a building which is a pokestop so i'm getting loads all day
>>693997192
Maybe you should start a petition and demonstrate how you feel by kissing all the boys. That'll show em.
>>693985486
hehehee
>>693997358
>in the face
My wife and I chased a Haunter after getting off the highway and through a hole in a barbed wire chain linked fence only for her to catch it and my phone battery to die. Ugh, next to Raichu, Haunter was my next favorite.
>>693996599
>>693997121
>>693997144
>>693997256
Updated it :^）
>Live 80 miles from the nearest town
>No pokemon within 30 miles
>Only gym is 95 miles away
Fuck I hate living on my own land sometimes
>>693985343
dumb nigger
>>693981483
What the fuck is this silhouette?
>>693985583
wish my dick was this big
>>693985343
Fuck
>>693985590
>every post in this thrad is the same shit
epic
>>693997668
goldeen
Lots of gyms near me, but I have to work all the damn time.
>>693997537
9/ 9 Eiern, Spast
>>693994235
Me too top kek. Feels good to live in the city centre, there are pokestops and gyms literally everywhere around me.
>>693985343
fuck you
>>693985650
Key well played anon
Many kids are gonna get run over while playing this
>>693997537
kek'd
>>693985436
fuck
>>693996387
gerfag
>>693985486
kys
>>693985590
god damnit
>>693985436
fuk u
>>693986202
Immunity
this game will be exactly like when pokemon first released, it will be hype for a year and then nobody will talk about it anymore
>>693985939
Fck you
>>693997851
so we should do this with my little pony and put most ponies on Routes and highways?
and of course exclude fatty carts
>>693985343
Cuck
>>693997668
goldeen
>>693997796
Nah, I'm looking at Goldeen right now and that doesn't look like the silhouette of a Goldeen.
Stop replying to the dead mother posts you dumb faggots. Your mother will not die and they will go away if you idiots stop replying.
>>693981483
ITT retards who don't know about faking GPS location.
>>693985583
bitchass nigger
>>693994491
Where in Cali?
>>693985343
>>693998262
Done it. It doesn't work effectively, even when setting it so it walks to your new set location at a preset speed.
You're not a special snowflake, sweetheart. We all thought about it long before you thought about that comment.
>>693998262
Post your shit then
>>693985436
reply
>>693998262
How do plz
>>693998262
well if you were smart, you would proove your capabilities, would you?
Fuck me, I only get Magikarps and Psyducks. Is there a garanteed way to get grass/fire types?
>>693985486
fuck
>>693996152
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/hc/en-us
If you can't find what you need in there it may come down to uninstalling the app then re-installing it. Hopefully being linked to your gmail won't fuck that up.
Best of luck anon and good hunting!
>>693985590
fuck this
>>693998573
Go into grass or near grassy areas I'd guess.
>>693985486
USE CODE MEME
>>693994494
yo i have tons of gastlies, and ive seen a haunter or two. they just started popping up where i was seeing phychic pokes, or i had assumed. they didnt start showing up until about lvl 8, and i found out they tend to be in places associated with fire tragedies, recent fire happened near my work they showed up. and they are always around the firefighter memorial in ottawa.
>>693998697
Hm I see... What about fire types?
>>693982559
jesus fuck dude how the hell you get this OP
>>693998573
Gasoline on phone and into the microwave this gives you electric and fire pokemon with a CP over 1000 and instantly charges your phone
>>693981483
guess the trailer parks get no love huh?
#whiteniggermon ftw
>>693998384
well im moving to the orange county area. basically a tourism hotspot. disney and universal and knotts all nearby
near hollywood.
>>693997443
u gotta do anything to be the best
>>693998906
Walk into a volcano
>>693985343
ass
>>693998906
Housefires or housefirey areas.
>>693999007
Thanks, anon
>>693999006
>winning
>>693999078
...Is that for real?
>>693999098
Np fam
>>693994494
i got one, try hunting at night though
>>693999203
Yes.
>>693985590
not again!
>>693985343
god dammit y'all cucks
>>693998215
It's Goldeen.
>>693985766
End of day 1 progress
>>693998215
I just got one a few minutes ago
here is a tip.. jailbreak ur phone... download fake GPS location app...download anti-jailbreak detecter app.. set ur destination to downtown.. tadaaa... been to NYC.. Houston TX.. Washington DC.. 2 countries.. no fun in cheating thought goodluck
>tfw
>>693999680
Man I wish, I need a 10 min car ride to get to a Pokéstop
When is this coming out in germany?
>>693985343
Ugh
>>693999928
Hitchike.
>>693985436
fag
>>693998215
well it is.
>>693986533
Nigger
>>693985436
Ohhhh
gym = place to workout?
>>693985486
Wtf
>>693999972
If you're on IOS or Android you can download it now from internet
>>693999972
Just download the APK, like I did
>>693985583
The
>>693985650
The
>tfw you dont have data on your phone so cant go find pokemon
>>694000328
>>694000376
No, I meant officially in the appstore?
>>694000508
That's the saddest thing I've heard this month
>>693991185
There's like 20 pokestops within 1km of my apartment. Git gud, nigga.
>>693985343
????
>>694000657
Months probably.
>>693999674
it won't work. Do you think you're the only one that's thought of this?
>>694000657
Oh I don't know... It hasn't been released in my country either. Let's just hope they do it soon
>>694000791
Yes
>>693982559
Your mom is going to be pretty pissed when she gets her iTunes bill
>>694000791
it is working right now. people are doing it already dummy
i don't see the point since it's barely a game. you walk somewhere and press a button. imagine the competitive dynamic this presents.
literally saw a 4 year old "playing"
>>694000791
lol if it wont work why have i been using it for the past 3 days?? no i did not think of this u fag im just spreading the word out
