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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly,have fun or something!
>claiming yume
Show me your waifus legs
>>693940959
Come on skinny love, just last the year
Mornin'
All is well?
Tenryuu claimed
>>693941053
Was geht, mein Beinfetishist?
>>693941246
Tenryuu a fun.
>Is Kuma more fun?
>>693940360
Well first, you need to be tied up.
Who said anything about being perverted? I just need you tied up and blindfolded so I cn take off your panties!
>Getting out of bed
Ya, good luck with that.
>>693941053
>>693941397
>Kuma
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/d/d8/Kuma_Rainy_Season_2015.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150518145524
I'm gonna claim an Akane
>>693941397
Kuma is fun, Furry Taco is meh, and the rest is okay
>>693941655
>babbies fear the Kuma
>>693941246
Wie kommt es das eure erhabene Hohlheit mit dem niederen Fußvolk redet?
>>693941447
Thank you
>>693941246
Speak english, blogger
Claimed
>>693941967
Konata.
>>693941897
>Fußvolk
Cleveres Mädchen...naja, mir ist langweilig und ich habe noch eine Doku zu schreiben. Warum, so unüblich?
>>693941909
Die Sowjetunion ist nie ein Land gewesen!
Best type moon claimed.
>>693942031
What the fuck is a konata
>>693942229
Da du ja den Kontakt mit mir meidest schon ja, sehr unüblich.
>>693942230
Them... bunny
Bunnythem!
>>693942229
くそくらえ、verpissen schwein
>>693941655
That seems like a yes to me.
>>693941858
Alright! I've been putting off upgrading since Tenryuu has been fun against the low tier BBs.
>>693942383
It was part of an april's Fools vn, decapitating bunny Ryougi Shiki. Kinda seems to have stuck and appears whenever she has a cameo.
It's 8 in the morning and I'm already drunk.
>>693942516
Kuma is even better for raping bad BBs
>>693942383
Aber wenigsten etwas Kontakt muss sein
>>693942384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liudWMwGAL4
>>693942516
Tenryuu is like a large DD
>Nikolai is here to wreck people's dreams
>>693942541
I don't see a problem there.
It's Megumin time!
Obviously claimed.
>>693942711
>Nikolai is here to wreck people's dreams
Pocket warrior
>>693942587
>>693942711
Ohhhh, gunna be fun then!
>>693942711
It's worked well enough for me in any case.
>>693942817
I never said that i find it fair that you are immune to enemy low-caliber HE shells while you wreck DDs in one salvo with AP-shells.
And everyone is complaining about how OP the Moskwa is....
>>693942233
roll
>>693942711
Didnt work, verpissen schwein
My enticing little waifu.
>>693943130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk7n4U_vcyE
>>693943114
Fuck off
I live...I die...I live again
Good Morning faggets
Got bored. Maybe I'll draw someone else's waifu too
I'm getting pretty good at Tracer.
>>693942760
I just finished Konosuba, how can anyone not like Megumin or like Aqua?
Why do two high ranking demon lord, what officers?, stay around and in a newbie town?
Why did they not figure out magic has physical effect on the environment and blow up a huge ditch to divert or trip up the destroyer?
Why is Kazuma the only one who gets a useful mage's skill when there are two magic casters in his party?
How has not a single female adventurer found the succubi dream theater?
Why does Megumin wear black lace?
Shiro claimed.
>>693942384
du sehr gute deutschland
>>693943363
Damn, that actually looks pretty good. How long did it take?
>>693943471
Verdammt, der lebt ja noch. Ich dachte deine OP-Narbe bringt dich um.
>>693943471
Fuck off doucheland
Waifu is just waking up.
>>693943439
>Why do two high ranking demon lord, what officers?, stay around and in a newbie town?
Been a while since I watched it, but wasn't the guy in the castle on what amounts to a vacation?
>Why did they not figure out magic has physical effect on the environment and blow up a huge ditch to divert or trip up the destroyer?
No excuses for this one
>Why is Kazuma the only one who gets a useful mage's skill when there are two magic casters in his party?
Because the other 2 are retarded and he's the only sane man
>How has not a single female adventurer found the succubi dream theater?
Maybe they have for that sweet /u/
>Why does Megumin wear black lace?
Because best girl
Multiple waifus aren't heresy if muslim
I'm muslim
>>693943563
Ich hab gar keine Zeit zum Sterben.
Wie geht's bei dir?
>>693943591
Das ist aber nicht sehr freundlich!
>>693943318
what did i ever do?
>>693943779
>implying muslims aren't heretics.
>>693943779
Being muslim is worst heresy, hence you deserve not even a single one. Go home and "enjoy" your 8 3D wifes, pleb.
>>693943929
>Karen a heretic
claimed
Good morning /waifu/
>>693943591
特にあなたにおはよう
おはようみんな
>>693943692
How does Aqua have a low intelligence score but still is strong enough to become an Arch Priest?
How did Megumin attain Arch Wizard by only using Explosion magic?
If Kyouya's Gram was cursed, how did Kazuma steal it and who was dumb enough to buy a cursed sword?
If Gram could only be used by Kyouya, how was Kazuma able to wield it and defeat Kyouya?
If Kyouya could defeat ancient dragons with one hit, what was he doing in Newbie-ville?
Why didn't Aqua get a job healing adventurers instead of being a bar wench?
>>693942711
Alles chlor.
>>693942526
It does look great and for a cameo its really a good choice.
>>693943780
Na Kleinshiro noch am leben ja?
![[HorribleSubs] Rewrite - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_19.33_[2016.07.10_08.56.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YoHJ7Ou.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Rewrite - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_19.33_[2016.07.10_08.56.13].jpg")
GODESS
-not Shizuru
>>693944227
You're overthinking this show.
>>693944350
You're waifu a shit who pleases old men for money
>>693944227
Literally what?
>>693944262
Specifically here I mean when she was made a servant in Grand order, >>693942230 was actually a bonus card (not a servant but something you can add to servants for bonuses)
>>693944472
I think you have her confused for Rin
>>693944227
Shhh!
>>693943542
20 minutes or so
>>693945241
Only 20 minutes? Impressive.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Good morning.
>>693945241
That's pretty good. Especially considering I can't draw anime for shit myself
>>693945388
Good morning you mute
How did the creator of the destroyer not know how to stop his creation, but knew to implement a self destruct protocol incase it ever was stopped?
How did some newb Arch Priest destroy the destroyer's barrier when high level adventurers could not?
Why didn't the Dullahan invade the newb city after the first explosion?
Will we ever get a series involving video game worlds that are not ecchi or otherwise perverse?
Up early again
>>693945427
>hugs
Mornin kouhai!
>>693945623
Sup
>>693945591
>Will we ever get a series involving video game worlds that are not ecchi or otherwise perverse?
What is Log Horizon for $500.
Seriously though, you're taking a comedy anime way too seriously.
>>693945591
i think there was one called like Spike://REC or something idk
didn't really have much sex it seemed. completely butchered the title but you probably know what it is so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3un2ju7e1M
Tracer is still fun.
>>693945591
How and why is Tomoko such a shit
mandatory cc claim
well i'm up
anyone want to start my trail of music for today or am i gonna listen to metal and rock again?
i don't mind whats sent to me
>>693945828
Not exactly what I mean. Sex scenes and whatever ar fine and good events to build characters and stories. But receiving a thief skill and instantly stealing, what, 3? Pairs of panties? C'mon now.
And every girl has those low hanging never wore a bra sagging torpedo tiddies, save for DFC Megumin.
>>693945812
Hey man, plot holes ruin things for me. I get it's a comedy, but don't sacrifice logic for slapstick. And already seen Log Horizon, even watched the dub with a friend. When Nyanta goes "meow, baby" I couldn't help but laugh.
>>693946116
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPOpb-LpS3s
>>693945427
Thanks. Occasionally I pull something nice together
>>693946116
Wadup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChUqX58B0B8
I will take a short nap over no nap any day of the week. Good morning waifu. Lol.
>>693945427
You enjoy that music I sent ya last night?
>>693946227
reggie watts,
wow, gotta love him in the morning.
this song also sounds like me when i get mad but in a calmer tone and in a melody.
>>693946277
its been a while since i appreciated some jazz.
nothing much, chillin at most.
how's it at your end?
>>693946232
I can tell
>>693946281
>taking naps
Oh shit nigger what are you doing?
>>693946658
It was good
I added some of it to my watch playlist
>>693946705
It's instrumental hip-hop but now that you mention it it really has been a while since I last heard some jazz. Not much going on here either, playing some civ5 for now with anons from here.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>693946116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c
>>693946905
Trying to exist on something resembling a regular human schedule, at least for a day.
Off to mobile I go for a while.
>>693940959
Sachi best Grisaia.
>>693947012
i tend to get hip hop and jazz confused if there are no lyrics.
i think you know why.
sounds like fun. would ask to join but i gotta do some shit later
>>693947019
memories. its been a while since i played mgs3, might speed run it again sometime.
>>693946905
>>693946281
>Naps good idea
>>693947372
im glad you have such good taste anon
>>693947177
Sometimes i feel like half of my posts are dubs.
>>693947719
>Rattle rattle
Hi hi Sachi. What's up?
I'm faced with a decision, I can use a heavy machine gun with lightning all over it that can cause enemies to explode
or a sword that throws lightning frisbees that deal AoT DoT
>>693948102
Always go for the heavy machine guns, swords are for fags.
>>693947177
>regular human schedule
>Sleeping in the middle of the day
No Shizuru that's not how it goes
>>693947719
I know right?
>>693948102
If your sword throws frisbees doesn't that make it a launcher?
If you're PvP'ing take the DoT, if it's PvE take the explosin damage
>>693948247
>swords are for fags
Unless they're folded a thousand times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxtxFHNbKI
>>693948489
>Middle of the day
It's 7AM for me motherfucker. Lol
>>693947877
>dubs rattle
hey catzuru
just usual boring neet life
have a good nap?
>>693948489
I work overnight and sleep from ~2pm to ~10pm.
Nothing weird about it.
>>693948247
I guess you'd know best
>>693948489
No, it's a sword you swing it around a cut fools up, but it can throw frisbees of doom
That DoT is high damage over a short time, it kills weak enemies on impact
>Folded a thousand times
the only way it could be better is if it's a bayonet for an MG-42
>>693948577
>Rattle rattle
Well no. I had a strange dream and woke up because a giant moth (in my dream) flew in to me.
And was only asleep for an hour.
Would have probably liked more sleep. We'll see though. Caffeine might get me there. Lol
>>693948489
>Unless they're folded a thousand times
That's the worst kind
>>693948726
Thanks, I love myself some attention.
>>693948576
Then that's not a nap motherfucker, that's inadequate night's sleep
>>693948684
I sleep from 8 am till 4 pm
I'm not in a position to call anyone out on their sleeping pattern
>>693948774
Sword sounds more useful. You'll have options close and long range. DoT is always good as it is deceptive especially in PvP
>>693948981
Twas a joke but you knew that
Best swords are european broadswords. Those were actually useful
>>693947719
I'm really happy they released Labyrinth, I wanted to read Sachi's after story so bad. Now to wait for the +18 release.
>>693949176
Well no because i normally am awake during the night. It's sleeping after being awake only about 8 hours and doing so for a short amount of time. AKA a nap.
fuck all of you and your stupid waifu bullshit. Black lives matter
>>693949362
Good try, Bait-kun.
>>693949362
THAT'S A FUCKING LIE YOU SELF VICTIMIZING CUCK.
NIGGERS AIN'T WORTH THE LEAD YOU PUMP INTO THEM
>>693949176
Yeah, swords are pretty badass, but the ones with special attacks aren't good in PvP because ammo for it only spawns twice a match
You're better off with a Gold Hand Cannon as a primary
>>693949362
No lives matter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MYeyDYLBjW0
>>693949176
I'm a fan of gladius but that's because I'm a romaboo.
Takes all kinds to keep the world spinning.
I love it when I buy a hotdot at 9am and some guy is like "Hotdogs for breakfast?"
I just look at them in my work uniform, drenched in sweat, and reply "Could be."
>Out of ramen the ONE time I want some
>>693940959
claiming him
https://youtu.be/cuQl0egTQ2A
>>693950316
Maidin mhaith!
How are you today, my friends?
>>693948900
sounds like a weird dream
>rattle
>>693949186
yeah
hopefully it won't be too long until it comes out
https://youtu.be/sch_6qBa5F8
>>693950915
It was. Stupid brain. First i can't sleep then when i do i have a stupid dream with a stupid giant moth. I don't even dislike moths, but it was the size of a bird and if that flies in to you, one feels inclined to remove the offending (imaginary) force.
>>693950687
Good, playing some Overwatch. You up to anything?
https://youtu.be/Ljey8qstT3U
>>693951464
I've nrver played overwatch. Is it worth picking up?
I'm just playing some world of tanks and watching a show called Perry Mason. It's a pretty good show!
https://youtu.be/QeJODSjIbT8
>>693951894
Tomato is a low tier waifu
>>693952028
No u
https://youtu.be/eEH59PX4q90
Slow morning is slow.
>>693951759
If you have the money, I'd say so, yea.
>>693952534
>>693952534
It's been a while since I've seen one of these 404.
It may be slow, but nothing compared to how it was when these "started."
Could you imagine only having ~3 threads a day?
https://youtu.be/DJztXj2GPfk
>>693952628
Not enough money this month, but maybe next month I can afford it.
>>693952749
>Could you imagine only having ~3 threads a day?
Granted that was only because we had them in the (european) evening.
>>693952945
They seemed to pop up pretty late for NA users.
If I recall correctly, 4-6pm GMT-6 was when I would see them pop up.
Wouldn't that be roughly midnight for west europe?
>>693953092
From ~8 to around midnight, evening.
>>693953203
I know we have a lot of NA posters, and Texas posters, but I still feel these threads are pretty well dominated by Europeans.
Have a bad feeling that when I eventually do get my rig back up and running that I'll still be pretty limited to the threads for interactions between members.
Well no real issues, but kinda shitty.
>>693953497
There's quite extensive communication outside the threads, between the billion different telegram/discord channels. There's the open ts3 where we often play together too.
>>693952749
Yes. Yes I could. But for threads these days, kinda slow, even for the morning.
>>693953835
Yeah, yeah, trust me I know about you guys and your discord, telegram, TS stuff.
As much fun as it sounds, I would rather just have a group of like minded people to just play games with.
I'm not looking for anything other than a "guild" mentality.
Taking it further than that is not on my agenda.
Even when it comes to Ruri, it's platonic, mutual, friendship.
>>693954081
>I'm not looking for anything other than a "guild" mentality.
I can only speak for the groups that I'm mostly in/talking to but that's pretty much we we're going for, just talking about random stuff/games and playing whateverr is the flavor of the month, right now it's 7 days to die.
I'll go for a jog now.
>>693954477
Ending note: the classic for playing together is World of Warships.
>>693954477
I could get in on that, but I'm guild cursed.
True, established, and even long lasting guilds tend to die or slowly dissipate after I join them.
And I contribute and do all the stuff required of most guild members. But I'm just guild cursed.
If the time comes I'd like to join you guys, but for now it's just out of reach.
Enjoy your jog.
Bump?
Good feeling
Won't you stay with me, just a little longer.
Always seems like you're leaving
When I need you here, just a little longer.
Dear lady
There's so many things that I've come to fear
Little voice says that I'm going crazy
See all my worlds disappear
Vague sketch of a fantasy
Laughing at the sunrise
Like he's been up all night
Ooh, slippin and sliding
What a good time
But now I have to find a bed
That can take this weight
Good feeling
Won't you stay with me
Just a little longer?
It always seems like you're leaving
When I know the other one
Just a little too well
Oh, dear lady
Won't you stay with me
Just a little longer?
Why does it seem like you are always leaving
When I need you here just a little longer?
>>693955364
>Gronk
I've seen the original, but god damn it is funnier with Mia.
>>693955364
>Gronk
She wants to pull the lever
https://youtu.be/5vkj-t1ytzo
>>693951376
a moth the size of a bird
sounds horrible
>>693955364
thanks for the helpful guide
>>693956057
nice feet
So, who wants to place bets on what happened?
My guess is drugs in a taxi.
>Makoto
>>693956813
>>693956813
Can't tell what I'm looking at really.
If I had to guess, Free Ride gone wrong.
https://youtu.be/YcvkH8mLqbs
>it's a jam block
>>693956813
Niggers saw what happened at Dallas Texas and thought it was okay to do the same
>>693957122
Neither do I. I just know there was a total of 5 cop cars at one point, and they were directing traffic away from that taxi.
>>693957271
5 patrol cars?
Might have been a murder. EMS? Fire & Rescue?
I get no love
https://youtu.be/s88r_q7oufE
>>693958054
All you get is a fuck you
Get mad if you want to
Kiss my black ass
>>693958054
Hey Fran! What was the judges' verdict on your ribs?
>>693957450
I honestly can't say. There's no news about it so far.
God I hate cleaning my room.
>>693958301
Gotcha. Well keep your ear to the ground, local news will probably have a story in an few hours.
CLEAN IT!
One of my roommates is a mother fucking slob and the smell coming from his room is brutal.
I've yelled at him to clean his damn room and he just replies "What are you, my mom?" and I'm tempted to tell him "No but I'll call her if it gets your room clean."
Seriously.
How do these people even know which clothes are clean?!?!?!?!?!!?
>>693958244
Oh, ok. I see how it is
Race war when?
>>693958256
5th out of 17 people
>>693958408
Hey shiro
>>693958563
Hi Fran. Any plans for the day?
>>693958563
I thought you were quoting a Z-Ro song.
https://youtu.be/O5bPA_VFThw
>>693958563
Not bad at all! Why do you think you didn't get 1st?
Btw, I bought a rack of ribs yesterday, going to try making some.
>>693958525
I generally keep my room smelling fine. But my room is SUPER small, so it gets dirty easily and is just very cluttered. I'm generally spending more time finding room for stuff than I do actually cleaning up.
>>693958753
I am going to play some DnD
>>693958766
No, I was just sad that I got no (you)s
>>693958868
I did have my grill a bit too hot for a while, so they didn't have the best texture. And maybe they didn't like spicy ribs?
Enjoy them!
>>693958940
He's like a goddamn kid man.
His room isn't huge either, but the clutter and clothes literally EVERYWHERE make it look smaller than it really is.
And he has no shame bringing in girls to his room.
Got underwear and socks lying everywhere but his thought process is "Whatever, it's fine."
