tea time
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tea time
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>>693898428
oky
>>693898752
jamaskabibbles
Katten.
I want coffee
I have a whole big thing of coffee. Good stuff too.
>>693899283
use your feet to make coffee
>>693899451
feet... Of course!
>>693899412
braaaaag
Dig a hole to bury a box.
>>693899575
I'm full of ideaS!
>>693899412
what kind of coffee?
>>693899769
New Guinea coffee.
>>693899633
It's delicious.
>>693899982
does it taste of guinea pigs?
>>693899967
i should open my own idea store and sell them!
>>693900230
Liquefied into a smooth paste.
>>693899982
I believe it!
>>693900230
Another good idea. You're just giving them away now
>>693900478
mmmm i must try this!
>>693900546
Roasted special for us.
>>693900604
Indeed.
>>693900546
i will give free samples. the real good ones i will charge yo for
>>693900733
do you grind your own pigs or can you buy it?
>>693900733
How'd you come across that?
>>693900821
Ok.
Oh wow. that's a nice one
>>693900843
hallo anon
>>693901078
i charged yo for the first idea by the way
>>693900982
I get the pigs for free.
>>693901078
I work for a coffee shop.
>>693901286
the coffee shop give you em for free!!?!?
>>693901269
I'll expect a bill...
Maybe since I burned my feet making coffee we can call it a wash?
>>693901286
That sounds nice.
>>693901635
no dice. i take cash only
>>693901443
Yes of course.
>>693901785
what SWEET deal
>>693901765
Your idea burned my feet though. I want a refund.
Want some carrot soup with that?
>>693902053
Namesync plz. How many times is this gonna have to happen
>>693902053
Bandangners
>>693901764
It's very nice.
>>693901986
It's a great deal. Money as well as free food and coffee?
>>693902168
Oh hai
>>693902001
all sale final. if you fail to make payment i will charge you interest at 15%
>>693902053
can it be miso?
>>693902185
lucky doggo you
>>693902297
Sure thing, just take the damn thing
>>693902297
Extremely it seems.
>>693902185
And you get to come home from work smelling all nice like coffee!
>>693902241
allo
>>693902297
I'm ruined...
>>693902378
Goodmorning to you fool
>>693902521
'Sup?
>>693902376
i will accept the carrots thank you sir
>>693902378
what sort of food do they have there?
>>693902521
you can walk on your hands
>>693902578
Random arm pains
You?
>>693902600
No I can't!
>>693902521
I do smell like coffee quite often.
>>693902578
Good evening.
>>693902600
All sorts of cafe type foods.
>>693902708
rascal scooter time them
>>693902708
Random sleep patterns, though woke up at a relatively normal time this time
>>693902600
And leave me with nothing left to eat? You don't touch those carrots, take the misao and be happy
>>693902728
How's it going with those filosophical thoughts?
>>693902829
>eyes tear up
why live?
>>693902728
like? some cafe have sandwiches. some have only baked goods.
>>693903004
It's about the same as last time we talked.
>>693903052
Sandwiches and some baked goods.
>>693903004
That's good to hear at least!
>>693903264
Yeah, hope it gets better with those arm pains of yours
>>693903004
i thought you were only giving me the carrot! i will take the miso and be very happy!
>>693903041
live for the coffee. live for the running over toes with rascal scooter. live for making your payments to me.
>>693903164
what do you like on yor sammiches
>>693903386
Little better every day. I got kinda sad about it earlier, but it just takes time.
Then I got a cute lil get well present today
>>693903164
All in order then I assume
>>693903528
Noting really. I don't really like sandwiches.
>>693903569
Sure, why not?
>>693903528
I don't even know what I owe yet!
>>693903722
o-oh. why not? too boring?
>>693903736
i am still calculating that number. it is at about 2k at this point
>>693903567
And what was it? Stop teasin'
>>693903722
Well I just woke up so nothing much going on here
>>693903528
You can have one, but the rest are MIIINE
>>693904078
Extremely boring.
>>693904124
Did you have any dreams?
>>693904124
thank you much for sharing the carrot sir :3
>>693904078
Just take out a policy on me and I'll have an "accident"
I'm all out of money from underwear buying!
>>693904124
A little coyote
>>693904198
i really only like my sandwiches toasted. every now n then a plain one is ok
>>693904332
i am able to repo items from you as payment. including organs
>>693904662
Even toasted they are boring.
>>693904198
I dreamed about an ostrich-looking bird with a blue afro swimming around in the ocean, and his name was "Dank". Nothing drug-related, it was just "Dank", randomly. He got extremely dangerous if you swam too close but was otherwise calm. It wars really weird
>>693904230
Enjoy it c:
>>693904332
A live one or a plush toy one?
>>693904662
Do what you will... I have no money
>>693904827
A little plush one, Kat sent it.
>>693904798
nooo
>>693904827
oh i will ;3
>>693904956
i can even extract Zydrate from you too
>>693904956
Well that was really nice of him :)
>>693904827
And what were you doing out in the ocean?
>>693905224
what about quesodilla? its like a mexican sammich
>>693905145
I'd like to know that too, but dreams are like that
>>693905126
I'll try not to look at that in the wrong light
>>693905126
Holy shit...
But, zydrate comes in a little glass vial!
>>693905144
Yeah, He's really nice. Good buddy.
>>693905323
Mexican grilled cheese
>>693905323
Wouldn't that be a taco?
>>693905382
Dreams are nonsensical.
>>693905384
Well I don't really know him, but hope I will. No, not just to recieve random plush toys lol
>>693905384
:/3
and this vial will say "Rowdy strain"
>>693905497
toasted sammich would be quesodilla
>>693905541
oh but you do know him
>>693905786
I wold think that's more like a type of sandwich, like a panini or something.
>>693905497
Indeed they are. They seem to get all the stranger the worse your sleep pattern is
>>693905786
Oh so you're Kat? Now I feel stupid
Laundry is done, coffee's gone... I think I'm off to bed
>>693905541
Mmmmhmm~
>>693905786
lol!
>>693905994
Yes, it seems that way. I had a very restless sleep today.
>>693905984
i like subway
>>693905994
you should feel stupid :3
>>693906109
nu
>>693906109
It's true! I already have enough plush toys from when I was young, the shelf is literally full of them
>>693906273
Cause of the whole child rape thing?
>>693906391
exactly! i like to imagine it all while i stuff the warm bun into my mouth
>>693906273
I'm not stupid... Just a bit unintelligent...
>>693906154
Bad sleeping habits tend to do that, I can relate
DIRTy SWEDES GOT 2-0'D LEL
>>693906499
lol im just playing with you. youre probably a pretty smart cookie~
I don't watch football
>>693906273
why nu?
>>693906300
I haven't any, save for one tiny lil coyote.
>>693906496
As you imagine their juices running down your chin?
>>693906499
Having a diseased mind will do that too.
>>693906684
becasue you need to stay up
>>693906677
ITS NOT FOOTBALL DUMBASS
>>693906789
the warm sauces i get get spread in the sub adds to the effect
>>693906657
In some ways possibly, but it hasn't really shown yet hahah
>>693906684
Well if we knew each other better I could send you a boat load of mine lol
>>693906950
You get their special sauce, don't you?
>>693906952
lol dont worry your cookies will bloom some day
>>693906801
Zzzzzz's make the bones grow.
ow.
>>693906952
Why thank you. I haven't any room really though. The sentiment is nice though.
>>693906854
Well I'm neither British or American so I can say wtf ever I want lol
>>693907142
sriracha almost always. i like the spicy tingling on my lips
>>693907224
bones are for noobs
>>693907314
Uh huh.
>>693907314
I know you like bones
>>693906789
I can imagine
>>693907162
Then I will eat them
>>693907224
You can tape them to the cieling and put them on the roof, pleenty of space up there
>>693907462
the read sauce reminds me of the children's blood
>>693907514
n-nu
>>693907682
thats a good idea. theres tons of unused space on his ceiling!
you shouldnt eat your cookies though
>>693907682
Can you know what it's like to have the lines of reality blur against your will?
>>693907797
From the tearing?
>>693907797
That's a really funny image now that I think about it lol
But how can I help myself? I love cookies
>>693907682
You and Katten need to go into business together
>>693907797
lies.
OW!
>>693907968
ohh the tearing~
>>693907968
Not really, I'm just not sure what else I should say
>>693907993
i love them too. i was looking for some tonight but someone went fatty mode here and ate them all!
>>693908064
no ow! stop owing! ;~;
what proof do you have that i like bone?
>>693908132
Why do you have to say anything?
>>693908081
Lots of tearing is what you like.
>>693908064
Only if he stops talking about eating children, or what the hell ever that is hahah
>>693908338
and extra tomato
>>693908354
I'm talking about subway....i dont know what youre talking about, sir
>>693908517
Also known as the heart.
>>693908282
But the boooonnnes! they hurt!
And I just know, because you liked my skelly socks
>>693908354
The idea selling biz..
And that's part of his charm
>>693908338
Well, ok then
>>693908517
I somehow can't help seeing something about children's blood in there too, lol
>>693908743
Have you ever seen Children of Men?
>>693908611
i dont like pickles on mine though. bleck.
>>693908617
ohh yeah the socks!
i read that as smelly and i was like "ew no pls"
>>693908743
it think youve gone mad, sir!
>>693908824
That's a good one
>>693908918
Ha no, that's a whole other discussion
>>693908617
I can't stop thinking about teddy bears nailed to the cieling now
>>693908824
Can't say I have, maybe I'll check it out
>>693908918
Don't insult me. I've always been mad, sir
>>693908918
Pickles are disgusting.
>>693908922
It's heart breaking.
>>693908824
i just saw that a couple weeks ago.
>>693909099
You should. It's Alfonso Cuaron's best film.
>>693909133
How have you not seen it before then?
>>693909099
Like JTHM?
>>693909118
Yes, but a very good movie regardless
>>693909069
i dont want to smell socks ;~;
>>693909099
>>693909069
oh my god he can have a Nail Bunny!
>>693909118
i cant even eat something that has been tainted by the pickle
>>693909287
i dont know. i cant even remember how i stumbled upon it. glad i did though.
>>693909446
hnggggggggggg
>>693909345
It's incredible. One of my favorites.
>>693909564
Right? Pickles are like nightmares.
Have you seen Birdman?
God too many conversations going on at once I can't handle, hhhhhhh
>>693909287
Looks really interesting indeed, will definitely check it out
>>693909345
I have no idea what that means, but if you say so lol
>>693909356
A nail bunny? Is that a thing?
>>693909564
Pickles are so good though!
>>693909578
Mine too
>>693909783
Read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
>>693909783
Yes, you definitely should.
>>693909890
Interesting. What other films are your favorites?
>>693909748
they make me cry.
and i have not but it is on my list
>>693909783
nail bunny is love
>>693909890
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>693909986
They make me want to vomit.
You should watch it immediately.
>>693909890
Well I like reading, at least when I'm taking breaks at work, so maybe when I return to work I'll check it out
>>693909986
Umm ok then
>>693909922
I probably should know the answer if I ask if you've seen The Iron Giant?
>>693910184
I will get to it ASAP!~
>>693910330
you will enjoy the comic a lot~
and you will understand nial bunny.
Hey-O!
>>693909975
Hmm...
Depends on my mood. I can't think of just a few. I really love Jeremiah Johnson, The treasures of Sierra Madre and Brazil off the top of my head without looking at what I have
>>693909986
yes.
>>693910330
It's really good
>>693910612
mewwwwwwwwwwwww
>>693910635
:c ;~;
>>693910612
Hola
>>693910612
ayyyyy
>>693910808
I'll eat what you don't
>>693910635
>>693910491
How so, is he someone I can relate to?, and do you mean nail bunny or nial bunny?
>>693910942
eat my butt then
>>693910994
nail bunny
and i can see in your eyes that you can relate to him
>>693910330
I have, yes. It's okay. As far as animation is concerned I'm more into people like Pes, Bill Plympton, Brad Neely, Devin Flynn, and especially Don Hertzfeldt. Adam Elliot is also pretty good.
>>693910491
Yes, good.
>>693910635
The Treasures of the Sierra Madre, not there's an unusual one to hear from somebody around here. Brazil as well.
>>693911140
Alright come out, where ya hiding at?
>>693911140
May I eat your butt? (Different person)
>>693911343
i dwell within your heart
>>693911372
that depends.
>>693911271
A very old favourite of mine, that iron giant
>>693910994
You'll just probably like the story
>>693911140
Stahp :/3
>>693911271
I like Terry Gilliam's style.
>tfw nobody wants to eat your butt
>>693911542
On?
>>693911271
The world of tomorrow was nuts. Hertzfeldt is brilliant
>>693911564
I might eat your butt ^.^
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>>693911564
stahp my bum~
>>693911703
what credentials do you have?
>>693911916
I'll stop it right up
How come these threads always derail when I get in them, or do they always derail like this?
>>693911564
A good story is always great
>>693911542
Get out of there, there isn't enough room yet
>>693912055
o-oh my
MAI? where did you go?
>>693912116
late at night things are kind of slow
>>693912116
because im too fat to fit in there
>>693911564
Terry Gilliam is the most underrated Python. Not much is said about his animations for them.
>>693911560
As far as a children's movie goes it's okay.
>>693911837
Hertzfeldt makes those kinds of films I like to see. Films about the human tragedy. Have you seen his I am so Proud of You trilogy? What about The Meaning of Life?
>>693912412
I'll make enough room for you as time goes by c:
>>693912564
Personally didn't take it for a kid's movie, but okay
>>693911916
I graduated top of my ass eating class been told I can give pure ecstasy just by licking ass
>>693912116
Indeed
>>693912173
heh heh
>>693912564
Yeah, most people just use that as an intermission between sketches.
>>693912878
yes...
>>693912817
too late im all set up in there
>>693912852
hmm impressive. now tell me...how good are you at Night Crawlers?
>>693913004
That's endearing, but slightly terrifying
>>693913004
I've dibbled and dabbled haha I'd say I am at least intermediate at it
>>693912997
:3cccc
>>693912817
Really?
>>693912997
Exactly, but they're not intermissions, they link the sketches together. Without them the sketches would be just that, with no connecting themes.
>>693913177
dont be scared bb
>>693913190
hmmm. you really should be a professional at it....I will think on this
>>693913377
i love my shooooooooooow
>>693913377
Might be the way I saw it cause I was a kid back then
>>693913394
Just clean your room and go to bed at eleven and you can stay
>>693913218
That's a cute buck
>>693913377
Agreed.
>>693913466
You're my pepper. Hey pepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepep.
>>693913649
Probably.
>>693913394
Maybe you can make me a professional
>>693913673
Do you like Monty Python?
I have to go to bed
g'night all.
>>693913649
yes sir! i keep my room kind of clean though. i dont make my bed
>>693913673
mhmmm
>>693913718
I can not do this, only you can make yourself a professional by years of experience
>>693913902
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
nini~
>>693912997
I still can't stop thinking about a binch of plush toys taped to the cieling, that would make for a great white-trash-people comedy or something
>>693914001
What your bed looks like is none of my business, just don't leave lots of chips bags lying around
>>693914001
Why you gotta play hard to get ;)
>>693913973
See ya round, next timeybe ma we'll talk about Monty Python.
>>693913902
Night
>>693914220
i dont leave my food in my room. I'm not some grody barbarian
>>693914227
I'm just enforcing the rules
>>693914242
cool. night
>>693914269
night
>>693914001
GOODNIGHT
>>693914441
Fair enough ;)
>>693914533
now get to it. night crawlers is a tedious task to get good at
>>693914441
Of course, don't steal my job! Uhh uh I mean, I'm not a grody barbarian......
>>693914242
I could talk about him. Though, I'm not really sure who he is...
>>693914692
Monty Python is a sketch comedy group from England.
>>693914692
youre the grodiest of em all
>>693914690
But I wanna eat ass fiiiirrrrrrst
>>693914950
no ass for you. come back one year
>>693910808
Hi Katten!
>>693910815
Hi
>>693914855
I... I don't eat butts at least!
>>693914844
If it's a comedy group then I'm definitely intrigued
Goodnight, Jams
Goodnight, Bananers
Goodnight, ass anon
>>693915060
aww im just getting to bed
by the way i dont have kik anymore. ask snarf for my skype or phone if you dont have skype
>>693915060
What's up?
>>693915139
They were ground breaking revolutionaries in the field of comedy.
>>693913712
how does bob ross do it with such a large brush
>>693915232
Bananders* Get it right lol
Goodnight
>>693915232
See ya round.
>>693915351
Magic.
>>693915358
no it is Bananers
>>693915415
it's like a brush you would use to paint a house
>>693915468
Sure, if you wanna call me that
