Faggot Race time!
Put the last 3 numbers of your post into google and go to images
First vehicle you find is your vehicle in the race.
Only one reroll, or if your vehicle cannot reasonably go 60 mph.
If Vehicle has weapons, you can use them
Can be any type of vehicle: Boat, Plane, Car, Motorcycle, Train, ect...
Dubs: Car goes twice as fast, and get bulletproof tires/Windows
Trips: car goes twice as fast, and you get a 30 minute head start, and bulletproof tires/Windows
Quads: Kill yourself.
RACE STARTS IN NEW YORK CITY, ENDS IN SAN FRANCISCO.
All cars/motorcycles race eachother
All planes/helicopters race eachother
All boats race eachother
All trains race eachother.
On your mark. Get set. GO!!!
alright roolin
r0ll
>>693854053
frigate
>>693854215
fuck this, reroll
>>693853683
roll
Roll
>>693854374
fck yeah
>>693854465
Yes! It goes 160kmh
>>693853683
Rolln
I am the true frigget
roll
roll
>>693854638
Gay I lose
>>693854864
kek
>>693853683
I (OP) get this
Broom broom motherfuckers
>>693854907
rekt fagots
vehicle rool
Rollin for somthing gay asf
Rollingg
>>693853683
Rollorino
gimme something good
>>693855018
Reroll
Roll
>>693853683
roll
Fine
Rollerino
yeah
>>693855160
>160
Shit, a Honda CB Unicorn 160
time to learn to ride
>>693855127
Perfect
zoom
>>693855130
Everyone is dead. I win by default
Rooling
>>693853683
first roll
Omk gay
rloerino
>>693855363
I got this
>>693855289
I win?
>>693855497
LETS DO THIS
Roll
Roll it
>>693855355
Fuck. Dat dubs speed and bulletproof too yo. What do I win?
>>693855569
nope
>>693855469
did i win??
>>693855549
choo choo mutherfukcers
Dsm rolling dh
>>693855738
I guess
>>693855643
I'm good
>>693855646
Nice lego car
chk me
Winning
>>693855659
You get rekt by>>693855493
>>693853683
Roll
>>693855810
wait so how the fuck does this race work again?
alright,
>071 get
Roll
ok
>>693856039
Can I release the jews for the race?
>>693856119
well, i suppose 1950s cargo plane is good aswell
rolle
Rolling
>>693855703
Implying you won the faggot race?
>>693853683
Roll
>>693856223
fuuuuuuuuuu
OP here
Once this thread has 50 different actual vehicles, I'll start this simulation thingy I have that will decide who wins in each category. I'll start with cars/motorcycles
yeeeee
>>693856405
totally
>>693856349
what terrain is the race on?
>>693856410
Safe
>>693856519
vroom vroom vrooomm!
rrrrrrrol
egg
>>693853683
Roll
>>693853683
Role
roll
..they see me rollin'
Roll
>>693853683
rollin like a cuntmissle
>>693856653
Thank god that was above the yellow Lotus Evora 410
Roll
R0llin
Rollung
rollins
>>693856588
yeet
Roll
>>693856794
..they hatin'
>>693856908
SON OF A BITCH
Rollin'
hello this a roll so i can recognize it
>>693856903
FUCK YES
>>693856919
check it bitches
!lloЯRoll!
>>693856779
Apache inbound
>>693856758
>>693856908
It's over faggots
>>693856932
rollin
Rollin'
>>693853683
Come on quads
roll...
r0llin
>>693857038
rooll
>>693853683
rolley
Ayy
Roll
Roll
Suck it bitches
>>693857377
WTF bulletproof jumbo I CALL HACKS
>>693857247
Ok here we go
Roll
>>693853683
rolling
>>693857444
late trips dude
Trips?
>>693857436
Get rekt
roll
kek
hhh
>>693853683
lambo get
>>693857555
You too m8
>>693857533
this is not what i expected their was a heli before this but i decided to go with this.
>>693853683
roll
>>693857357
Gimmu DEM NUBmz
vroom vroom mother fuckers
>>693857632
I wanna go fast
>>693857845
I think I will do quite well in this race.
>>693857913
>913
rolling
i'd say >>693854518 is still in the lead. damn Starfighters
Gimme Gimme Trips
Roll
Roll
>>693858242
get on my level
Fighter jet please
>>693858328
Get rekt faggots
>>693858348
Could be worse
>>693853683
my sharona
>>693853683
rolling
fuck it, rolling
>>693858440
nah, you'll get a muscle car
rolling
Roll
>>693858648
Rrrrroooollllllll
Gay but rollin cuz imma fag
>>693858736
Not too bad.
>>693858673
I need more time, I have to assemble mine
>>693858770
Nice
>>693858357
I've been scrolling through results for a while and all I've got are guns, so fuck it, this is my vehicle.
rolling for 117
Fuck me
>>693858821
Awww yus
Ducati 821
>>693853683
roll, i wonder what the odds are pulling my actual car
CUTOFF HERE. From now on any more vehicles will not be accepted. The faggot race will start shortly
>>693853683
Rolling like heads in the Caliphate
>>693853683
roll
>>693853683
Allahu akbar
roll
>>693859205
nope, you're getting a peugeot
now, watch me get a Tupolev 144
>>693859027
Very well, I shall be pulled by this pile of rats.
Rolleroo
>>693858900
But hey, it's bulletproof lego
>>693859205
Probably not the worst thing one could get actally
roll
>>693859321
autokeks roll out
such a fitting captcha
Rollin for vehicle
Rollins
Rollin'...
>>693859525
Not terrible but I feel I can do better with this next post, consider this a reroll
>>693859571
lets fucking do this shit
![Baureihe_628_in_lorsch_100_1935[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tp6fJm5.jpg "Baureihe_628_in_lorsch_100_1935[1].jpg")
>>693859628
YEAH MOTHER FUCKING TRAIN SUCK IT BITCHES
>>693859677
Did you just fucking get a bulletproof derby car? Just crash into shit man!
>>693859525
>>693859728
Not faster but it "blows away" the competition
carlos.jpeg
roll
Okay fags, this is the first part of the race. This is land vehicles such as cars, bikes, Motorcycles, and anything else with wheels
>Race starts
>Nobody got a head start, however anon >>693855355 Had dubs in his Ferrari 355, so he automatically jumps into the lead, closely followed by Anons >>693856908,>>693856919, and 693855643.
>Anon >>693856794 is spraying everyone with his fire hose, making it hard to see for some anons, Anons >>693856410, >>693855127, and >>693854638 immediatley crash due to poor visibility and harsh road conditions from fire hose.
>Anon >>693854864 is in last place due to an agonizingly slow steamroller, but he does manage to steamroll the crashed anons, killing them instantly.
>>693859826
826 gets the faggot mobile
Rollin
>>693858378
I got the same.
It might not win the race, but the car's race wins.
I'll take it for firsties...
Rowlle
Roll
>>693860063
Dubs on da jet planes...
>>693854518
>>693855493
>>693856306
>>693857066
>>693857303
>>693857524
>>693857665
>>693859526
This may be a tight race.
Roll!!
So much win faggots
Roll
>>693853683
Rawlxxx
>>693853683
rollin
>>693860300
Shee-yit. Forgot image. Consider this a reroll...
>>693860348
I win?
roll
>>693860411
Reroll
This shit has 65 HP
Rolz
>>693860430
Haha
>>693860619
another reroll
I'm tired of this shit
>>693860462
looks pretty fast to me
>>693860482
Now by sea. Must've crashed the jet. Balls...
>>693857066
i sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter and this triggered me. check your privilege.
also >>693860587
>>693860369
Dream on, faggot
>>693860722
Roll
Pic related
>>693860808
This is alright I guess
Roll
roll
>>693853683
Roll.ing
>>693860956
Forgot pic
>>693859933
>Anon >>693856223 manages to take out anons >>693856932, >>693857436, 693857533, and 693854864 due to the fact he's in a fucking tank, making him now in last place
>Your top 3 positions are held by 1: >>693856908 2: >>693856919 3: >>693855355
roll
Roll.
>>693859933
Notice my kickass Ducati 821 wasn't included in your starting race there champ....! That mean I've already started before the other fags??
>>693859142
rolling for nigger mobile
>>693860981
Kek ez
Rolling for a 69 camaro
>>693860831
Shit, this race ain't going well for me...
>>693860980
Porsche 980 yo
>>693861069
ROLLAN FOAR KAR
>>693853683
rollin'
>>693861042
>>693853683
r-r-roll
>>693853683
Good idea OP. Rollin
roll
Tgkghfghyfhhhy
roll
>>693861012
>Anon >>693857199 crushes anon >>693856349
>Anon >>693855469 destroys the Anon in the 3 wheeled jeep, Anon >>693854907, and Anon >>693855469 misfires and destroys himself
roll
>>693861338
get in!
>>693861325
>>693861370
fuck it's probably going to go down
roll
>>693861427
I just won this, faggots.
Rolllll
>>693861184
Pretty far from what i wanted but hey coal train time
>>693861513
Boom! What was that?? Allahu Akbar!
>>693861212
Okay, I won't get there first, but I'll get there in style; I'll take a Huey over an old Volvo any day!
Rollin
>>693853683
roll
and go
>>693853683
Rollll...
>>693859205
Pretty low unless your last 3 figures spell out "lawnmower".
>>693861731
Ooo baby I drive an Asian man
>>693861867
choo choo motherfuckers
Blasting my way into first place
>>693861486
>Anon >>693855289 is struggling to keep up with Anon >>693858821
>Anons >>693858328 and >>693858348 are battling eachother, ramming eachother, and eventually >>693858348 rams >>693858328 off the road and to his death
>Anon >>693858242 tries to fly in his volvo, fails, and explodes in front of Anon >>693857845, killing both of them
>Anon >>693857632 is struggling because he has no turning, and he floors it and flies into a building, exploding
>>693861254
>implying this goes faster than 60
>>693861663
Did you miss my Ferrari 430?
>>693862027
You use any lube on him first?
rollinnnnnn
>>693861918
I got lucky boys.
>>693861666
Lookin gud
Roll
rull
whatever
>>693862823
I'll run all you motherfuckers over
Kek
run yall over
This game seems like too much work
>>693853683
race me faggot
>>693862124
>The race is over, your final standings are
>1: >>693856919
>2: >>693856908
>3: >>693855355
>4: >>693855643
>5: >>693856903
>6: >>693858821
>7: >>693858770
>8: >>693858348
>9: >>693857444 (Trips dont count cause not original roll
>10: >>693855289
>11: >>693855160
>12: >>693856519
>13: >>693856794
>14: >>693857199
>15: >>693857357
>16: >>693855469
>17: >>693858648
>18: >>693858736
>19: >>693856223
asdf
>>693853683
Lets go bitches
rellon
>>693863202
Also half of these rolls are Peugots
>>693863323
Fml, a Mazda
Me Rollin
rol
Rollin
do a new one, OP
>>693853683
get my roll on
Why not
GoGoGo
roooooooooooooool
>>693864599
Ferrari 599 bitches!!!
>>693858822
>>693853683
rollllllllllllll
win
>>693853683
rolling faggot
Let's race faggots
>>693865443
I'm a fucking minesweeper!
>>693853683
Rill
>>693865545
Hell yeah
>>693865502
atleast ill have class in this race
>>693865709
Fuck.
>>693865965
Repelling due to lack of engine
>>693853683
Lamb
>>693853683
Rolling
Ayy bugattilmao
Race me faggots
>>693853683
Rockin
Rockin and Rollin
>>693853683
Roll
Roll
