ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>693839069
i have no ambitions in life even though i pretend like i want to be a writer
>>693839069
once i cocked my own ass with my huge dick
>>693839334
I think a lot of us can get behind that "secret" I don't even know what ambition feels like.
>>693839613
i think people try too hard to be invested in one thing like that's the right way to live when really human beings just aren't like that naturally and to try and force yourself to be something your not, punishing yourself when that inevitably fails, is extremely unhealthy
>>693839069
I've killed an ant this morning
>>693839069
I voted for Brexit
broke up with my gf out of stupid emotions, tried to replace her with another girl and now im literally fucked I miss her so much I can't go on about my fucking day. this is all because I wanted some different ass
>>693839899
You fucking devil. Die!!!!
>>693839069
i killed 666 cats for a satanic ritual
I lost my virginity on a cruise when I was 15. To a 32 yo black guy.
>>693839899
good.
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after watching how harry met sally with my sister the next day at summer school i asked a girl across the room what and orgasm was. the teacher was understandably mad and sent me to the office where i explained i only wanted to know. authority guy told me it had to do with sex and so i just googled it when i got home
>>693839069
My stepbrother and I have been having filthy homosexual sex since he was 9 and I was 6
Since I was 13 I always knew I didn't want to live past 30, I'm 27 and I'm looking forward to it.
>>693840232
Fuck this phone?
>>693840034
Femanon?
I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend
>>693839899
How are your regret levels?
>>693840517
Tell him you fag
I am a huge whore but try to supress it for the sake of my relationship.
>>693839069
killed someone in self defense and fled the scene. happened 5 years ago
>>693840578
how'd it feel?
>>693840517
Femanon?
>>693839899
Same.
>>693840444
Yes
>>693840034
If femanon
>tits or gtfo
>also green text that shit
I tried to rub the neighbor's cat's pussy and it turned out to be a male cat and it got an erection.
>>693840562
No point, he's as straight as a ruler
>>693840638
Nah, male
>>693839945
Why does everybody bitch about their ex's? Realise nobody gives a shit and deal with it yourself.
>>693839069
My secret is that Im going to kill myself in 39 days. They dont know, and think Im doing better, cause Im smiling and being all happy for the first time in years, but thats only because Im looking forward to not beiong alive anymore.
>>693839069
@ 53 years old I still masturbate 2-3 times per day
>>693840743
how you gunna do it?
My sister is visiting me next week. We're going to drink and I'll probably try to fuck her.
On my 25th birthday I killed a homeless man around the corner from my house
>>693840743
Why 39 days from now?
>>693839069
i have like 3 pairs of boxers behind my dresser that i sharted in. idk why i don't just throw them away
I mentally scarred my ex-girlfriend to the point where she is terrified of serious relationships.
and I don't regret it at all
Why the fuck do I "love" her more than when I actually saw her daily?
I really want to message her, in hopes that something happens. But I know nothing will come of it beyond a decent conversation. Just like every time before.
It is kinda annoying hearing her name alot, or music with her name. For some reason I almost think it's a sign to do something.
I was at work yesterday, and Maggie May by Rod Stewart began playing on the radio, followed by Your my Best Friend by Queen.
And later that night I saw her posted on a "Faces of /b/" Thread.
For some reason I think I saw the girl I am interested in while driving earlier today. Looked kinda like her from the top of her head.
Fuck. Why does everything remind me of her?
>>693839069
I do cocaine every weekend
>>693840743
do a flip
>>693840847
i have several cum socks hidden in one of my drawers dating back like 10 years because i feel like they're a part of me and can't bring myself to throw them away
>>693840634
I was in shock and numb, i also couldnt sleep for the first year since it happened. Saved enough money and moved up north to washington. I can care less about it now when i think of it. No one knows and i never told anyone about this. Until now.
>>693839069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKwtC-yQMg
>>693839069
I stole the money, watches and the coin collection that Terry got blamed for.
They are all stashed in an old suitcase in the loft at Terry's ex-husbands place where I store my motor bike.
I can't sell the stuff; I can't give it back. I'll wait until somebody finds it and Terry will get screwed
Every pair of my mum's and sister's knickers is logged in an Excel spreadsheet and I track which ones they wear by seeing which ones go into the basket for washing.
It was because my sister always wears skimpy black lacy ones on a Wednesday that I figured out she is fucking her piano teacher who is three times her age.
>>693840831
Have you and your sister done things before?
Was at bar. Start talking to femanon.
Leave with her.
Big tits. Had no idea.
7" clit.
Drunk. Sucked it.
>>693840988
mate, i broke it off with my ex and I regret it so much, I talk to her and shit but im pretty sure she only thinks we're only ever going to be friends again and it hurts like a motherfucker.
>>693841144
>implying we know who terry is
>>693841012
Pfft. So does half of Great Britain. Get over yourself.
My penis is only 14cm when hard and I lie to my friends about my sex life, I'm 24 years old and never had sex, got a handjob once but i was to much wasted
>>693841121
you still paranoid the cops are gonna come a knockin?
>>693841162
MODS !! can't stop laughing
One night, after drinking, I wake up to getting a blowjob. No idea who, but let it go. Cum. It was my brother. He still sneaks in when he I'm "passed out" and does it from time to time. By this point, I'm pretty sure be knows that I'm not passed out. Who cares. Feels good.
i'm attracted to little girls
>>693841162
I have a panty fetish and your post gave me a boner
>>693841349
fine as long as you don't act on that
>>693840805
Stab myself in the throat with a knife, or get a cop to shoot me. Most likely knife.
>>693840840
Cant say, due to too much informaqion given.
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister, have been for a couple months. We fuck at least a couple times a week, almost daily now that it is summer.
>>693841162
Is she underaged? Your family is fucked up if you don't even say anything to your mom.
>>693841268
My sister is 18, you idiot.
>>693841391
I don't so much but I'd fuck my mum in a heartbeat so it is a way of being close to her I suppose.
i like to stick a toothbrush up my ass while pretending i'm a girl
>>693841349
Same
>>693841235
Well, it's still a secret for most people i know
>>693841182
Yes, but that was a long time ago.
>>693841391
I am a Microsoft manager, and his Excel testimonial gave me a boner
>>693839899
Fokkin foppish moppet floozy
>>693841349
who isnt?? what about boys?
>>693841215
You don't know who Terry is? EVERYBODY knows who Terry is. Get around more.
>>693841349
>>693841546
how little?
>>693841494
Good luck with that. I'm taking the cowards way, Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
I talk to two women online that I could totally fuck if I wanted, if only I wouldn't feel the guilt from being married. Sometimes I wish my wife would just end it so I could fuck these hot bitches.
And yes, I know for sure they're real, I'm not a retard.
I hack older people bank accounts, clone their credit card etc
>>693839069
Have banged my sister in law 3 times
>>693841210
At least you were with them, and experienced happiness with them.
For me, it will never happen with her. Because well, she's not interested most likely
>>693841687
man, fuck terry. nigga owes me 20
>>693841665
translated from gaelic sounds as:
>"aye, aye, sir, well done!"
>>693841260
No and to be honest, there is no way they can connect to that case. No evidence and no witnesses. The only witness is dead and it was a drug deal gone bad. Guy tried to rob me for 3 pounds of weed. I pretended i didnt know what was happening and handed him the money and weed while right before he drove off i pulled out a 38 snub from my left pocket and shot him point blank. He didnt even see it coming.
instead of buying a new city car, I spent 13 grands on pic related
>>693841620
Who do you take it with? Work colleagues?
>>693841770
you see, experiencing happiness and having such a strong connection with her only makes it worse now, i dont think i can get her back but im going to try my fucking hardest, she tells me she misses me and shit and then she says she wants to be friends and all this bullshit
>>693841727
... I want that one, tbh, but each time I read about it I get so sick that I almost puke.
>>693841934
QRZ?
>>693841934
sweet 8track player dude!
>>693841867
Telling the make of the gun and everything? Sounds like bait.
>>693841686
you're sick
Two years after I killed Blyth I murdered my young brother Paul, for quite different reasons than I'd disposed of Blyth, and then a year after that I did for my young cousin Esmerelda, more or less on a whim. That's my score to date. I haven't killed anybody for years, and don't intend to ever again.
It was just a stage I was going through.
>>693841938
Alone, like right now, I'm here by myself drinking some beer and snorting some coke
I ruined the shogi-nya!!
>>693841709
Any age.
>>693841984
I guess thats true.
been drinking small amounts of hot sauce lately
>>693842103
Do you work? Are you a Britbong?
>>693842067
Believe what you want. I remember every specific detail about that day.
>>693840305
Saem but with my cousin
Denied.
>>693841239
average is 13cm i thought?
I never reply to the "reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" posts, hoping that she will, but she never does. Honestly.
>>693839334
Bryan Griffin
I still use floppy disks to store family creep shots
>>693840517
Same m8, he's so cute. It will never work though.
>>693842388
god fucking damn it fuck you
>>693842252
My gf has no idea that once a week I go to his place and be his slut for the night. I enjoy sex so much more with him...
>>693842446
thats fucking disgusting
>>693842208
I do work, cocain in combination with alcohol is pretty sweet.
I've done this countless times, and i'm allright.
I just make sure i do it in some moderation.
When i notice i'm craving for drugs, i don't do it for at least a month or so.
I've been with over 50 escorts.
>>693842208
I'm Brazilian
>>693840726
Drug him and rape
>>693840832
How? Did you enjoy it?
>>693842103
>>693842208
You spook easily son.
>>693842441
I didn't mean it that way, sorry!
I managed to dump a wide shit near the front right wheel of uncle's brand new Ferrari.(in my eurocountry driver's seat is on the left)
he entered the car, started the engine, WROOOM!!! ---and then my precious turd was splattered on the right wheels and stamped around the city roads
>>693842406
then you've got quite a few of dem shots
I go about once or twice a week to a chinese massage parlor and get a rub n tug. 100 bucks a pop. Figured it up and I've spent about 4 grand there.
>>693839069
I kinda have a crush on a 17 years old girl. That would be legal in my country, but since i'm 12 years older than her, I'll just keep my mouth shut and move on without letting her know
>>693841934
>spending more than 3k on a receiver.
You're an idiot. The only reason those exist is to cheat you out of your hard earned money. Packed with useless stupid features that other peripherals in conjunction with a decent reciever would provide in much better quality at a cheaper price. Good job. Let me guess, you're an "audiophile".
i want to kill the n1ggers
I have a girlfriend since 9th grade and we've been together for 3 years but we never had sex. Everyone assumes we did and I just go along with it. It's killing me inside because apart from that she is the perfect girl. I know i should break up with her but i judt keep hoping for some stupid reason
I used to work at a hotel. It was a small 3 star hotel, but it managed to draw a pretty big crowd since it's near a major university. Anyway, I got a phone call from some girl once:
>"I'm coming up for my anniversary, has your hotel ever had bedbugs?"
>"I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we haven't."
> check
> "We've never had any, but I'll make extra sure you get a freshly deep cleaned room."
The woman checked in about a month later. I remembered her and was friendly. She was like a total 9. Her husband was kind of dumpy (but seemed very wealthy). I guess I got bored throughout the shift since it was a slow night, so I made sure that all the rooms next to theirs were empty. I kept putting people on different floors and stuff. I then burned a key to the room next to theirs. After my shift (11:15pm), I went up to the room right next to theirs and went inside. I pressed my ear against the wall and masturbated furiously listening to this blonde milf get fucked by her dumpy husband. She was talking dirty and panting when I shot my load down my pant-leg. I zipped up and left.
I came into work the next week and found out that she left me a name mention for great service, so I got a $50 cash bonus.
>>693842729
I love beer and cocaine. Especially if you have a fuck buddy over. ^_^
>>693841239
try jelqing, it worked for me
I've tortured a bug last night for annoying me while I was trying to sleep
i never seed my torrents
>>693843199
kek
>>693843039
Cheat on her, tell her afterwards. It'll make breaking up with you easier and you'll get it over with with your urges.
>>693839069
>Be graduating from college (last semester)
>I had been selling weed all over campus for about 2 years at this point... frats, football/sports teams you name it
>Go take an exam one morning, come home to my door kicked in and everything of worth stolen
>Figure 'fuck it it's time to get out anyways' since I had already paid my main connection off (guy got close to no cash from me and an ounce of Sri)
>A few weeks later, buddy of mine finds out who did it through the grapevine.
>The morning of me going home for good I make a homemade napalm jar, stop by at 4:30 am, pour the jar all on the side of his house... light it as I got into my car to drive home.
>9 hours later I'm home, read online about a blaze in my college town destroying 2 houses and killing 2 and hospitalizing 3
>Feels good man
Was long ago but when I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and were fuckbuddies off and on over the next couple years
>>693842982
Well, it wasn't me that posted it, but that's not a hi-fi receiver. That said, I still get by with a TS-440 but I am an 11m and Echo Charlie kinda guy.
>>693843281
I thought of that, the problem is that we have pretty much the same friends and all girls find out about her and they back off. I'm hoping that will change when i leave for college in september
>>693841934
goddamn, i want one too! Whats the difference between this and a 3000?
>>693843281
oh yeah, be a fucking scumbag to someone you love. alternatively you could just fucking wait, it will happen eventually and it will be fantastic
>>693843439
So HAM then? Still, aren't there cheaper options?
>>693843549
Bleh.
my own copypasta...
> stolen naked pics of my "in-laws" and posted them online
> coerced women in to taking pics.
> have viewed illegal porn
> constantly cheat on my significant other
> constantly humiliate and degrade her either passively or actively by anonymously sharing pics of her to her male friends and coworkers.
> slept with various members of her family
> hidden cam whenever female friends or family are over
> have had incestuous relations
> little to no remorse when I'm caught doing something that hurts the people I love or love me
> almost didn't stop someone I know from drowning when she passed out from being drunk and slipped into a pool
If I put a little more thought into it, I could probably list more. The sad thing is, I do a lot of things publicly to help people and enrich the lives of those who need it the most. I'm well respected within my community.
Part of me hates that side of me, but some part enjoys it.I constantly battle internally to keep from doing some of those awful things, but they always creep back in to my mind.
my sister wants to fuck me and every time she comes over she gives me the fuck me eyes. she is really pretty but im not attracted to her like that and its really annoying. i wish she would stop. what do? give your best/worst advice
>>693842421
How do you know for sure?
Why is he cute?
>>693839069
This channel:
https://youtu.be/44ZDLMIcREc
I cum in the shampoo of my 50yo neighbour each time she ask me to feed her cats when she is not at her home for thew days
>>693843039
And tge reason of you not fucking is?
>>693843677
I honestly lost hope that it will ever happen. We tried quite a few times but i barely get the tip in and she starts yelling it hurts too much and backs out
i gave my little sister a few hickeys when we were younger, 2 on the arm and 1 on the neck. no idea why. i was 8 and she was 6. my mom told people it was one of the neighbor kids lol
>>693843684
Not if you want the latest DSP, no. But I can have plenty of fun with a 10w homebrew cw TX and an old valve RX. Never realised there were so many others out here in this line on /b/
73 es DX M0***
>>693839334
Pretty sure this is like 90% of aspiring writers.
[spoiler]Pretty sure I'm one of them.[/spoiler]
>>693843881
shes clearly stressed out, you are meant to make her feel comfortable and loved, surely you can fuckign do it, make her wet, go down on her for a long time, take your time, mate trust me it does work. maybe talk to her about it, you cant be fuckjign awkward in a relationship so get ur shit together
I want to fuck a nice (7-10/10) girl with both of us in fursuits, like a really nice looking fursuit EX picture.
>>693843776
You have to post em now
>>693843549
old
>>693843881
Sex is very important in a relationship... this problem is impossible to ignore... problem is on her side... what about just take things slow ... blowjob, pussy licking etc...
>>693843228
I only seed at ridicolously low quotas (0.01% and maximum upload 3 kilobytes/second general limit).
for the last 3-4 years i've been constantly jerking off to my gf's good friend from a long time ago. i have pics of her i saved from facebook that i constantly jack off too once my gf leaves. i imagine having a threesome with them whenever i can. i just want my gf and her friend to suck my dick at the same time...
>>693843776
I know this feeling. It's like knowing that there's this interesting, dark part of you that you want to keep alive because of how thrilling and interesting it makes life. There's still remorse for it though.
I get this.
>>693843973
Huh, interesting. Not an operator myself, but familiar with some of the subject after I researched in my younger days. Still think about getting licensed sometimes.
>>693843039
Why the fuck not?
when people ask i tell them i lost my virginity at 19 to a girl named Cassie i met on Myspace. i even have the story down if they wanna know. Cassie isn't real and i'm a 24 year old virgin
I would rather suck dick than go down on a girl
>>693844172
I'll share a few of the hidden cams. Can't show the wife or any of the inlaws.
>was extended breastfed by best friend's Mom when I was 8 years old
>continued until I was about 12 years old when she randomly decided to stop.
>stayed good friends until after I graduated. A few days after I graduated, she took my virginity.
>we fucked like rabbits from May until August.
>told me on second to last session she was moving across the state so she could help put friend through college and support him
>took my hand and put it on her stomach
>"I'll always have something to remember you by."
>fast forward to two months ago when it would be the first time I saw the child in question.
>I had a son.
>friend treats him like a little brother.
>feel like absolute shit and don't have the heart to tell him
>still nut to me nursing on her fat tits so I don't feel half as bad.
id rather go down on a girl than suck dick
>>693843818
I don't know tbh, there could be a chance, he told me out of all his friends I'm his best friend, but I don't know if that means anything more.
He's just what I said, cute, he's just funny and has an adorable face. Nice body, I just love him.
>>693844001
I'm a wannabe writer, but I don't know what should I write.
I have had sex strictly for the purpose of procreation.
>>693844060
I have gone down on her and tried, same result. We are not awjward at all and talked a lot of times about it. I even told her maybe she should see a doctor since it seems to hurt so much for no real reason
>>693840034
Blacked gz
>>693844308
Yeah part of me embraces it, even loves and nurtures the dark side, other times I hate it.
> be me, virgin in his 20s with oedipus complex
> also tranny and sissy fetish
> masturbate almost daily and at some point needed more extreme shit
> one day, mom at work, I dress up in her clothes and fucking love it. rock fucking hard
> some other day I came into her shampoo bottle, checked if I smell the slightest hint, nothing. Fuck yes. She actually used it
> And at last I found her dildo and let's just say my ass lost it's virginity that day
>>693843844
Fucking kek
I tried synthetic weed a couple times and am now worried about my lungs. Even though the doctor assures me I have no symptoms of any lung damage and have perfect oxygen levels, blood pressure and so on. Which makes no sense since I'm obese. Have been ever since I fucked my ankle up carrying a chick to safety during a tornado evacuation at a concert. She had a seizure just as the evacuation started and then I stepped in a hole running while carrying her. I didn't adapt my diet for the sudden decline in physical activity. I'm now 250 pounds at under six foot. Logically even my Billy Ruben should be way up. Something isn't right. I have panic attacks about this fact nearly every day and have to take Xanax to sleep at night.
>>693844508
Wut? Femanon or what?
>>693842388
fk u
>>693844349
In most of the world you can just buy a radio, stick up an aerial, and chat outside the licensed bands. Most of the authorities have got better things to chase than a few guys with 100w SSB radios.
>>693843973
>M0***
Being this new....
G0*** VA CL
>>693842380
Do you really think girls like a 14 cm dick?
>>693844657
Post pics of your mum
>>693844772
Hey, maybe his mother is in a coma or something
I once drowned my friend when we were drinking and called medics saying he went swimming and drowned. I got away with it.
>>693844772
I didn't mean it like that, sorry!
>>693844603
lube?? have you tried lube
?
>>693843549
Too late
>>693841239
How did you make it out of highschool without hooking up with some chick and regretting it?
i dont really like sex nor masturbation, i think its primmitive, but my dick demands it
>>693844503
you fucking won the lottery
>>693839069
I killed a kid when I was 5
I came all over my wifes best friend the last time she got drunk at our house and passed out. Huge load.
>>693844089
I'd hit that too.
I'm a Zionist and we did 9/11.
>>693844603
Doctor seems reasonable... I have waited for my gf for 6 months and that was too much... she admitted then that she was scared for no reason at all...
I recently came in to possession of some pharmaceuticals that could be used to date rape. I'm battling myself not to use them, but I think I'm going to anyway.
>>693844574
That's pretty depressing man. Do you think you'll ever tell him? Does he know you're out of the closet at least?
>>693843039
Why
I jerk it while thinking about hypnotising girls I know and convincing them they want to have sex with me. Even in my fantasies no one wants to fuck me.
>>693844089
i'm not a furry but i'd try it once just to be adventurous
>>693845051
How
>>693841349
Like under 4ft or some shit?
>>693844256
That's how it went every time.. i'm starting to think she might have a medical problem since she screams in pain before i get past the tip
Ive had sex with 7 tranny girls
>>693839069
I often dream that I am not black. In particular, I usually dream about being a white woman.
>>693841349
Same
>>693845289
>>693841349
>>693845135
OP said secrets. Try again.
>>693840578
I put a guy in the hospital from a fight outside a bar because he said something anti-Semitic. It made the papers but it listed him as the innocent victim of a ransom attack. I actually let him try to throw the first punch. He was so wasted he missed and fell down. So I stomped the shit out of him. The comment wasn't even directed at me. It was at some chick with a. If nose who walked by. I was sober. I have no idea why I challenged him to a fight over some stranger being insulted.
I'm gay
>>693845195
I don't think I'll tell him unless he comes on to me first.
No one knows I'm gay.
>>693839540
Doubt it
>>693843140
For how long have you been jelqing?
>>693845290
What about when you put your fingers in there? Do you get each other off at least? Handjobs/clit play etc.
>>693845429
Random I meant. Auto correct
>be me
>years ago got involved in a cult because of a girl I badly wanted to fuck (still nothing to date)
>I have to go to all of their meetings (4 evenings/week), pay them a fixed 10% of my wage, do ridicolous things in public (pic related), pay lots of their mandatory gadgets and collections... WTF
I secretly have this complicated archetypal categorization of human beings that I meet which are all categorized by silly words.
Gay people are Gay Crows. I have long poems and songs about them all.
>>693839778
Like the bug, or one of ur aunts?
I give condoms to my 13yo niece who recently started being sexually active. her parents are conservative jesusfags who would probably die from a stroke if they knew she is having sex. I told her I'd keep it a secret and made her promise to always be safe.
>>693839069
I'm an atheist.
>>693840840
>>693841494
cause it's his birthday probably
>>693845627
Post one
>>693845290
Endometriosis. Get some thca infused lube from Colorado. It keeps the swelling down so you can enter without trouble. My girlfriend has it as well.
>>693845051
>>693845246
Basically bashed his head with a rock. pic related.
He was threatening me with a knife, I didn't know what to do, never felt guilty but I want to puke just by thinking about that. Never told anyone I did that except my current gf
>>693840720
>>693841196
this is why i still come to /b/
>>693839945
Bro go get ur girl back, then keep side bitches for those times u need to get it out ur system
i scan all of the internet for pics and vids, and take pics and vids, steal all nudes of my friend rebecca and fap to them. anything of her i back up and keep. patlybecause i wanna be with her and partly because shes a freak like me even though theres a decade gap
>>693845429
Are you a fucking jew rat or something? What the fuck is wrong with you? Jews are literally the scum of the world, we have every right to be angry at them
>>693842388
Same
>>693840026
Strays I hope. If so then you were actually doing Gods work.
>>693845582
what a sick fuck. you don't deserve to be here.
>>693845718
Who is gay crow?
Don't you know?
No!
Only our test will show!
Question one: Do you crave the yeasty Fragrance of Ball Zach and Ass holes?
Uhm, well, no...
But I wear nice clothes!
And I like to go to shows!
Well then, you MIGHT be gaycrow.
Oh?
Oh, gaycrow is big lifestyle you know.
Although you do not crave my fecal hole.
Give me a blow, and you will know.
etc. It's like really long.
Get him drunk or drugged and suck his dick. It's the best thing you could
>>693845582
Might be time to leave the cult dude. Probably gonna spike everyone's Kool aid at the next meeting.
>>693844987
I'm not ugly, fat, i have 1,80, i dated some girls on highschool but when it comes to sex I was afraid,, and i'm still afraid, I'm not a kissless virgin tho, I've had many opportunities, and still have many opportunities at my work but you know that bullshit about "size doesn't Metter" is not true
>>693845637
Good man
>>693845965
I'm glad that somebody understands me here. I don't actually hate her, I just wish she was gone sometimes, her influence in my life is more bad than good.
>>693844926
No, i don't really think it would help either. She was wet as fuck every time, i think she's just too scared
>>693846123
Nice b8
My secret? I paid for a 4chan pass.
>>693845582
Catholic, huh?
>>693845429
> I have no idea why I challenged him to a fight over some stranger being insulted.
jewish media brainwashing
>>693840026
That just sounds tiring
>>693843228
You are a dick...I quit torrenting because I lost all interest in media.
>>693845582
Southern Baptist?
>>693846254
Just wait until she's really pld and relies on you for help. Then you'll know living Hell.
>>693846256
take her to the doctor, go with her, you have to, tell her otherwise the relationship wont work and tell her about how you're struggling, she has to understand and respect that.
>>693846257
Why do you think it's b8?
>>693839069
After months of thought, I choose girl A over girl B. It's been 2 months since I broke her heart, and now I can't stop thinking of B...
I once masterbated in front two little girls (aged 5 and 6) I told them I was "milking" myself, I licked one of their asses and fiddled around with her vagina though never inserted anything. I swore them to secrecy but one of them told their parents that I milked myself like a cow. They were my best friends sister and her best friend.
I went to four months of therapy after finally after which the therapist told me she had to tell the police so they could "help further." That was ten years ago when I was 13. I still fear that one day the cops will find me and take me in despite it being so long.
I never talked to my friend again and am still not sure if he ever found out what happened. His mother almost ran me over with their SUV.
One day I switched remote battieries, while watching TV in my bed. Seconds before I got horny as fuck
There were like...20 empty AA batteries in there, since I was always to lazy to get up and throw them in the trash.
Put them in my ass on after another and got almost all of them in. That got me the hardest boner i've ever had up until that point
>>693846046
this is gold, post the rest
>>693845582
That's Spain for sure.
>>693843039
Have you tried seducing her? Or is she waiting for marriage?
>>693846512
You don't have to tell me, I live every day in constant fear of when that time arrives.
If she's ever trapped in a bed or some shit like that, I think I'll off her.
>>693839069
im doing my absolute best trying to get pension off of the government, im already in speciel job with coaches and a therapist, just going for the long game until they give up.
using the usual shit like depression, being very unstable getting up in the morning and stuff.
getting 30k a year for doing nothing at all is worth it. im even allowed to move to cheap countries and live like a king with the pension or work on the side.
>>693841501
Bohol old are you
>>693846703
Since that day you know you are gay. Congrats.
I've been chasing after the same girl for 5 years, and last night I made a joke like "I love you, but did you have to reply when my phone is at 1%?" and she said "Aww you love me? How much"
It hurts because even after I tell her how I feel, she will never feel the same
>>693846720
Lol this is embarrassing.
There's actually songs and stuff. Maybe if I felt obliged I'd record it and post it through that voice thing.
>>693846654
"your tip has been submitted"
