Shed Anon's wincest thread, Alice and Karen Edition.
>>693754732
Shed anon will go down with the greats
>>693754732
someone is screen caping this shit, right?
>>693754732
>>693753102
Guys I'm going to bed, please cap further posts and post them on future wincest threads! pic related
Thanks! <3
>>693754903
Shed anon better write a god damn book so I can buy that shit
>>693754939
Yeah, there's a dropbox. I'll get you the link in a second.
>>693754939
gotcha right here bro
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cxv7hjnawvgjwn3/AABtXaP1vJv3i-k92XxW_9FXa?dl=0
>>693754939
i have the caps in mega
https://mega.nz/#F!TgZChRDT!3Z7yDD_fJWc5XCSiZszO1w
>>693754939
Yep.
>>693754732
Alright faggots, shed here. You know how this words, but before I post the next update, which is done, I promise, I have some house keeping to do. Every time I post a non-maxed out update or make an edit to past works the edit size changes, so I'm posting everything I've done thus far with correct sizes this time. It'll be a lot faster than last time, I promise, and the next update is done and ready to post as soon as we get caught up,
>>693755045
Thank you based anon for not making me find the link again.
>>693755103
While I wait, I will make more memes.
Shitting anon here. My kids woke up. I was hoping to finish this read. I will see if i can take more chili oil from my wonton recipe.
>>693755045
i've updated the folder too so now it has both the alice and karen ones
>>693755145
no prob i'm the one making the dropbox anyway lol i've pretty nuch got it where i can get the link in about 5 seconds roughly
literally what the fuck am i reading
>>693754732
Shed Story Part One: Alice.
>Be me.
>Be a kid living in Central US, 15 years old when this story really gets going.
>Grew up in a rural area living with my two sisters, my grandpa and my dad.
>My sister Karen was the eldest child at 3 years older than me, so naturally she was the responsible, level headed one.
>Karen was tall for a woman, blonde haired and blue eyed, built like a schoolboy's fantasy of the Nordic exchange student.
>She was strong and confident with a body too toned and solid to be mistaken for a model despite the curves that would suggest otherwise.
>Karen was calm and almost motherly, unyeilding but kind and gentle when she could be, and both inside and out she's one of the most beautiful women I've ever know.
>Alice, younger than me by about two years, contrasted Karen in most ways, though they did still have plenty in common; both were beautiful and a delight to be around, but for different reasons.
>Where Karen was steadfast and kind Alice was witty and mischevious. Where Karen was strong and beautiful Alice was petite and girly.
>Alice is a circus going over a cliff, a storm of energy and sharp wit flashing behind eyes the color of fresh-cut grass.
>She had a wicked grin that could make a priest blush but the innocent niavitae to talk her way out of anything, and she was far bolder than any girl her age had any right to be.
>Her girl-next-door look was rounded off by fiery orange hair, an almost flat a-cup chest, and an round, perky ass that just begged to be touched.
>As you might imagine their personalities clashed quite a bit, but they loved each other fiercely and even when they did fight they'd make up quickly.
>I really loved my sisters. Like, really, really loved them. Because we lived on the farm growing up we couldn't exactly just pop down the street to see a friend, so even though we all had plenty of friends, we spent way more time with each other than we ever did with other kids.
>>693754732
perfect timing based OP. last thread just died
>>693755103
When will you update? I can't miss this masterpiece you're making. You're a legend.
>>693755403
>As for the rest of the family...
>Mom died in an auto accident when I was 10.
>Dad is a good person but totally uneducated white trash so he works 50+ hour work weeks to support the family.
>Grandpa is a stern, sometimes grumpy but generally fair guy. Retired, but makes extra cash by making and selling furniture (he worked as a carpenter for most of his life).
>Since dad was always working in those days and grandpa wasn't really a people person, we were pretty much left to our own devices, especially in the summer.
>We lived in a tiny house on the farm where my grandpa had grown up. We didn't farm the land anymore, just rented it out to neighbors who still farmed, but the yard itself was at least two square miles (that fucking yard was a bitch to mow)
>There were a few groves with nice orderly groves of fruit and pine trees growing in the center part of the yard near the house, but of much greater interest to my sisters and I, the yard was ringed with a strip if forrest about three hundred meters thick that wrapped around most of the yard.
>As I'm sure you can imagine, as kids my sisters and I loved that forrest. I won't bore you with stories of all the fun times and interesting places that forrest had, but one in particular is pertinent to the story.
>On the south side of the yard, down a fairly well cleared trail that lead about a hundred meters into the forrest, there was a shitty old shed of some sort.
>As kids my sisters and I had played in that damn shed a lot, but one summer my grandpa just up and knocked the fucking thing down, saying it was too structurally insecure to be playing in, but don't worry because we're building a better one.
>"Building a better one." lol wut
>So apparently my grandpa had gotten sick of the moody modern teenager way I'd been acting and he had it in his head that doing manly shit like building a shed, hunting, fishing, and that kind of stuff would help me ditch the phase.
>>693755396
you are reading one of the best stories i've ever read
>>693755476
I'll be updating in about five minutes once I'm finished reorganizing this shit.
>>693755534
>one of the best
actually, the best
Oh thank god, I updated the last thread and it got deleted I was scared.
>>693755515
He was actually right as it turned out.
>The "new shed" he and I built was actually supposed to be more of a place specifically for the girls and I since our tiny ass house didn't give us kids our own space.
>I say "shed" in quotation marks because this place was more than a fucking shed.
>Fully weather tight, insulated, finished flooring, decent windows, even some solar panels on the roof to power the lights.
>The place was practically a one room house, we just kept calling it the Shed as a joke.
>It was pretty sick, tbh. We moved some couches out there, a table and a desk, installed some shitty but functional cabinets. Also put in some book shelves; we were all big on reading so we had about a thousand books out there.
>My sisters and I, after living in that tiny house for so long, finally had our own space, and we used it as much as you'd imagine.
>We used to go out there to do homework, to read, to just hang out.
>Okay, so this is where the actual sexy stuff starts.
>Be Me, be 15, Alice was 13, Karen had just turned 18.
>Alice and I are in the Shed, both sitting on the couch reading and listening to the radio.
>The way she's holding her book blocks off most of her face from my view but I see the occasional flash of bright green every few seconds when she glances at me.
>I ask her what she's doing.
>Still can't see much of her face, only her eyes, but from the way the corners of her eyes tighten up I can tell she's smiling at me.
>Doesn't say anything, just turns to face me on the couch and swings her legs up off the floor to rest on my lap and keeps reading.
>I try not to notice how smooth and toned her legs look, but her shorts are about five inches shorter than any girl her age should be allowed to wear, so it's a hard thing to do. >Consider pushing her legs off me, just to spite her, but decide against it. It's not an ususual thing for her to do and it wasn't annoying, and hey, to be honest I was enjoying it.
>>693754995
If the title isn't just "shed anon" I will be very disappointed
>>693755396
It's what we call cancer
>>693755703
>The pleasure wasn't even in a sexual way but in the sense that being touched by someone you love just feels good.
>Go back to reading.
>Things are chill for a moment.
>She starts moving her feet, not rubbing me or anything, just readjusting; nothing a stranger would think looks improper, but nonetheless enough that I can't really ignore her and just keep reading.
>Try to ignore it for a few minutes, eventually call her out on it, "Alice, will you quit moving your feet?"
>"Sorry."
>I jump back into reading about the exploits of Harry Dresden, P.I and professional Wizard.
>She starts moving her feet again five seconds later.
>Don't even ask her about it this time, just shove her feet off my lap.
>"Hey!"
>"If you can't sit still..."
>"I'll hold still, I promise!"
>I let her move her feet back into my lap, she breaks her promise approximately ten seconds later.
>I grab her feet and just stare at her.
>She looks me in the eye and just slides down in her seat to lay on the couch, now her legs are in my lap, not her feet.
>Again, consider just grabbing her and throwing her off.
>She's about five foot two and petite, I'm fairly strong from all the work around the yard...
>I was pretty sure if I got a good spiral on her I could get some good distace on the throw.
>Figure she's trying to bug me by getting up in my space, so I decide to one up her with a shock and awe tactic.
>As smoothly as I can manage, I pull off my shirt and lay down parallel to her along the couch in my best french girl pose, look her straight in the eye.
>Try not to laugh internally as I anticipate her discomfort. I figure she'll turn red and jump off the couch.
>She cuddles up to me and keeps reading.
>This bitch.
>I wait, expecting her to get weirded out.
>A few moments pass. Nothing.
>A few more moments pass.
>She looks me straight in the eye and gives me one of those wicked little grins of hers and now I'm the one blushing.
Someone put this all together so I can make this shit paperbound
>>693755103
ah fuck you, im going to bed.
hope someone screencaps this
>>693755600
Thank you for telling us these stories. You're awesome, Shedanon
>>693755729
Shednon: Alice
Shednon: Karen
Shednon: ?
Make it happen /b/ros
can someone summarize this in two sentences for me.
>>693755600
I appreciate you shed anon
Part two so far
>>693755923
The next is his mom, who came back from the dead just to fulfill Shedanon's incest tale of a masterpiece.
>>693755817
>She just sits there with a shit-eating grin on her face enjoying my discomfort.
>I know she's ticklish AF so I give her a good poke in the side.
>I may as well have fucking tazed her, she lets a burst of laughter and jumps two feet up off the couch.
>"Don't do that!" she laughs.
>When she leaves orbit and comes back to the couch she starts trying to tickle me back.
>A good layer of farmer's muscle and a decent poker face lets me stoically ignore it.
>Her tickling becomes less and less aggressive, slower, more obviously sensual until she's more or less just rubbing my chest and shoulders.
>At first just kinda confused and weirded out until I realize my little sister is sensually rubbing me.
>wut
>The fuuuuuuck kind of hentai comic shit is this?!
>Again, time for me to be uncomfortable.
>Wondering what the fuck is even happening.
>When some blood gets back to my brain I notice her grin and realize that she was just trying to make me uncomfortable again.
>No fucking way am I letting her win.
>Get an idea.
>Am I really going to...
>Take another look at those smug green eyes and know what I must do.
>Wrap my arms around her.
>She tries to keep a straight face, does pretty good, but I can see a bit of color creeping into her cheeks.
>Lean in a little closer to her.
>"W-what are you doing?"
>Lean in even closer.
>She tries to lean back but can't with my arms around her.
>I just sit there for a moment, staring into her eyes, watching her get more and more uncomfortable.
>She's blushing almost as red as her hair now.
>I'm loving it, but I figure maybe she's ready to say Uncle.
>"Had enough?"
>Instantly realize I made a mistake.
>Embarassment starts to slip off her face, determination coming back.
>She gets that mischevious look in her eyes I usually saw when someone else was going to have a bad day.
>She leans forward against me, pushing her chest against me and wrapping her arms around my neck.
>>693755674
deff the best incest story i've read i've only ever read two better stories both of which were pokémon fanfics
>Diamond A Dawn To Remember by ToyHaunter (discontinued :( but being remade)
and
>A Deal With A God by EmeraldDragon1
>>693755965
Shed anon fucks his younger sister.
Shed anon fucks his older sister later.
>>693755965
Wincest normally weirds me out but this is very well written.
Now I like erotic fiction, or supposedly in this case nonfiction.
>>693755965
Shedanon has two sisters. He fucks them both.
>>693755923
>>693756037
Shed here.
You fuckers just don't listen do you?
It's
Shed Story Part One: Alice.
Shed Story Part Two: Karen.
Shed Story Part Three: Revenge of the Sith.
>>693756125
>>693756131
thanks guys, now i can abandon thread
>>693756072
>Looks me right in the eyes, moves closer, her face an inch from mine.
>boner 10%
>"Anon?..."
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>"Yeah?"
>boner 20%
>She stares into my soul with those huge green eyes.
>boner 35%
>"Do you think I'm pretty?"
>boner 50%, reaching point of no return
>My brain is barely working, finally force out,
>"Bitch, you're thirteen!"
>She flinches.
>Alice hides it well, but I can tell my outburst hurt her: she's usually pretty tough under fire but I remind myself that even as bold as she is, she's still a thirteen year old girl.
>A thirteen year old girl who had just been called a bitch by one of the people she loved more than anyone else in the world.
>...
>Oops.
>boner -10%
>She leans back a bit, won't look me in the eye.
>OOPS.
>She pushes away from me and starts to get up.
>NOPE!
>Grab her and pull her back on to the couch with me.
>She tries to push me away and gives me a glare made no less fierce by the tears just starting to form in her eyes.
>Hold her close and sincerely apologize; tell her that yes, of course she's pretty, I'd just let that burst out because my brain hadn't been working.
>After a few minutes of trying to console her and apologize she eventually stops glaring at me.
>She leans in close for a hug.
>It's hard to explain the relief I felt; everyone knows what it's like to accidently hurt someone close to you because you were careless.
>Now imagine the pain of hurting someone who loved and trusted you completely, something I think only parents and older siblings are really going to understand.
>Now think of that pain, now add to it the emotional instability of a teenager.
>My sister forgiving me made that hug absolutely heavenly.
>Just enjoy the warmth of the situation, glad I'd managed to patch things up and even moreso that she hadn't held it against me.
>After a few seconds of a chaste, sicere hug, the mood changes.
>Just a subtle shift in Alice's posture was enough.
>>693756210
It's just bantz m8. Pls don't be mad
>>693756210
Didnt think you were seriously about the third title m8. Will do in future
>>693756339
Yall think I'm joing, but part three is literally going to be me copypasting the script of the third starwars movie as greentext.
>>693756446
And it will be the best part of them all.
>>693756336
>She tilts her hips forward a bit, archs her back very slightly so her chest is pressing into me again.
>Leans up next to my ear and whispers,
>"Why wasn't your brain working anon?"
>Okay, again, NOPE.jpg
>Start thinking about pushing her away, but rethink things.
>I realize that again, she's just trying to make me uncomfortable, maybe because she's forgiven me and wants to move on, maybe because she's still a bit mad and wants to see me squirm.
>No way.
>I wondered...
>She'd shrugged off my earlier teasing just fine, but how would she handle sincerity? 1
>"Hey Alice?" I hold her close and do my best to seem sincere and genuinely curious. "Are you enjoying this?"
>At first it seems like she's going to fire back, but she swallows whatever retort she had and just looks me in the eye and says yes.
>I... I hadn't been expecting that.
>boner 10%
>I figured she'd get uncomfortable with the intimate sincerity of the moment and back off; I hadn't been prepared for an honest answer.
>At this point there is a lot of things running through my head.
>I'm not stupid, I know damn well my sister and I are approaching some dangerously taboo territory here, and I know exactly what my grandpa and dad would have to say about this.
>What they didn't know wouldn't hurt them...
>boner 20%
>I'm lying there on the couch with my thirteen year old sister in my arms, staring into those vibrant green eyes wondering if we can really do this.
>Evidently she's a lot braver than I am.
>Alice gives me a gentle smile, leans forward, and kisses me.
>boner 40%
>I recoil in shock just a bit, but as I move back she shifts forward, keeping with me.
>It's a soft kiss, not especially passionate or lustful; theres no tounge and our mouths are barely moving, but as my shock fades I start enjoying it.
>Her lips are warm and impossibly soft against mine as a few seconds tick past.
>After a short moment Alice breaks the kiss and leans back, looking way calmer than I felt.
I know this one's from part two, but here you go.
there are 36 of these so we are in for the long haul for the next update
>>693756466
Shed here.
I hope you know I'm saving every single one of these. Best one is gong to be my desktop for the rest of my life.
>>693756649
Okay, you know what? Fuck it. I'm tired, you're tired, we're all fucking tired, I"M POSTING THE UPDATE
>>693756591
i'm saving all these memes to the dropbox too when i get around to it... speaking of which i should stop being lazy while waiting for shed to continue where he left off
>>693756752
Once i figure out where the fuck I left off on my last post...
>>693756665
In that case, can someone post shitty shed template?
Shed here.
I've been making all this up. And you're all gay.
>>693756665
I'm honored and will continue making them. I don't know how great of desktop wallpapers they'd make, too low res of an image, really. (But then again, I browse /wg/, so I have higher expectations.)
>>693756914
OH HELL NO
>>693756868
Template again.
Shed Anon, I'm so glad I chose to be awake to read this legendary greentext. You're doing amazing work, son.
>>693756914
No, Ignore him, that's not me.
The tale of shed anon cannot wait for the ED page
Shed here.
My real name is Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev. I've been stringing you all along to make my slavic balls feel huge. They do.
I would have been asleep like an hour or two ago but instead I decided to keep with this story.
>>693756532
>>693754732
>I have an idea and reach down to keep rubbing her pussy while my mouth is preoccupied with her breasts, an idea implimented to glorious effect.
>Karen's reaction to the double stimuli is immediate and absolutely, maddenlying arousing.
>THE BONER DRIVE IS APPROACHING CRITICAL, CAP'N, SHE'S OFF THE CHARTS, I CAN'NAE TELL HOW MUCH SHE CAN TAKE SIR!!!
>As my fingers rub her pussy I start to feel for depth, sliding my fingers into that hot velvety slit, again surprised to feel the occasional contracting twitch.
>I can't be sure, but... Yeah, they're definitely more frequent now.
>"Anon, I need you," Karen gasps, those blue eyes dialated with arousal and half closed with pleasure. "Now!"
>I can't even begin to explain just how thoroughly I wanted to hear that.
>I probably set a world record with how fast I ripped those shorts off her and got between those long, toned legs of hers, lying just above her, her face inches from mine and my cock rubbing agaist her.
>I thought of the condom, and my plan was to put it on, but...
>Wait.
>Where the fuck?...
>While I was looking around for it I was surprised to feel Karen's warm hand aline my rock hard length with her opening.
>I was about to mention the condom when one of those strong, shapely legs started pushing me from behind, curling around my back to pull me into her.
>Yeah... At that point the condom was the last thing on my mind.
>As I feel the head start pushing past her lips my brain shuts off, if my penis had eyes they'd be glowing yellow because it was ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
>I stop any resistance to Karen's pull and happily slide balls deep inside her, wrapping my arms around her neck and shoulders as we hold each other close, both gasping from the sudden, intense pleasure of the moment.
>I feel Karen shudder underneath me and there's no question that she's enjoying this just as much as I am.
This stuff is gold. Thank you. All of you. The comments make it even better. Keep up the good work.
>>693757135
IGNORE THIS FUCKER.
Shed here.
I'm really an Ethiopian Jew that was injured as a child in Operation Solomon. I'm wheelchair-bound and spend all my time writing autistic stories on the internet. My main subject is incest and my targeted audience is white, basement-dwelling neckbeards. Glad you liked it so far. More later.
>>693757401
Real shed here, and this one is certifiably true, one hunned percent.
>be me not shed
>reading the gospells of based shed
>see a spider
>its gone
>ohshit.shed
>10 min later I see it
>grab my hawkbill knfe and beat it
>chrisbrown.mov
>no body
>it escaped
>be now
>scared and in a corner
Someone let me know when they've cropped it so I can save and read every night before bed.
What ever happened to robs?
>>693757273
>Karen looks at me and gives a strange moan that was non- human
>her skin started to turn scaley and grew large
> her silky pussy clinched off my 115% rock hard cock
> I need about tree - fiddy
> b a m b o o z l e d
>>693757832
He's dead.
>>693757832
Robs here.
My real name is Sebastien Curuberto. I'm a Peruvian national mostly specializing in clandestine chemistry and bank fraud. My genitals were mutilated in a botched corrective surgery a few years ago, so now I have to help Shed write erotic stories. This helps me cope with my inability to experience sexual gratification.
>>693757954
Shut the fuck up
moar shed anon
part two must be finished before i sleep
Shed is Ded
>>693758180
Well, that and be told if there's gonna be a part 3 and when it would be posted
if dubs shed dead
>>693757273
>Her other leg wraps around me as I start thrusting passionately into her, all thoughts of restraint or safety forgotten, dropped into whatever abyss the condom had falled into (probably under the couch tbh)
>My lips lock to hers and her tongue pushes into my mouth as I start quite enthusiastically plowing my sister.
>Like most teenaged sex, it was hot, incredibly passionate, and brief.
>I feel her start getting more and more wet around my cock, and much to my delight the twitching contractions of her vagina are happening more frequently now, tightening up around my cock.
>Absolutely loving the sound of her gentle moans, her hands lovingly but erratically rubbing my shoulders as I thrust into her.
>Our eyes lock as we both know the end is near.
>A brief thought of the condom darts from my conscience into my mind, but the raging beast that is my libido runs it downs and murders it with a raging boner.
>Karen's soft cries are becoming more and more impassioned, my thrusts more erratic and desperate, I feel it...
>My orgasm comes screaming down the tracks at me like the god damn DOOMTRAIN, I snarl into a scream as I have what was, to this day, the most intense orgasm of my life.
>I cum into her as her legs tighten around me, my arms pulling her close as I fill her up.
>Yeah... I aint gonna write any fancy post-sex shit, because real talk, I fucking blacked out.
>An indeterminate amount of time later I feel something on my lips.
>Oh, right!
>boner is... dep@!// data cor0010ion.
>resetting
>The world eventually comes back to me as I look down at Karen's lovely face, flushed from sex, eyes positively shining with love. Or maybe that was just a post-orgasm thing, I dunno.
>She kisses me again, gently.
>"Anon?"
>I hear a not of worry in her voice.
>Worry? The fuck, why would?..
>oh, right, the condom.
>OH. FUCKING RIGHT.
>THE CONDOM.
>At this point I'm about to panic, but Karen sees that and pulls me into another kiss.
>>693758417
>>693758330
I LIVE!!
Meme callback to part one.
>>693758470
Good.
>spideranon here
>spider web found with spider
>trapped it in jar wat do
>>693758776
Shedanon here with Shitanon. Stick it in your pooper.
>>693758776
Stick jar in ass and set self on fire
>>693758721
Different site, got rid of that shitty watermark
dropbox guy here. i'm renaming the folder to something more fitting this may or may not break the link i previously had so i'll repost the link afterwards
>>693758721
>>693759051
Higher quality
If it helps any, I use imgflip. If you make the image private there's no watermark.
>>693758427
Real talk does this end in a threescore? I work at 9am but I'll stay up for that.
>>693759138
new link in case old one broke with rename
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cxv7hjnawvgjwn3/AABtXaP1vJv3i-k92XxW_9FXa?dl=0
type faster shed!
>>693759219
That's better. They all came out fucking tiny.
>>693758427
>At this point I'm about to panic, but Karen sees that and pulls me into another kiss.
>I'm freaking out at this point, about to fucking lose it.
>Even if it had felt fucking incredible, I'd just come inside my sister, how would-
>"I'm on the pill, anon."
>-this affect our lives? Would she get pregnant, would I have a child WITH MY SISTER, WOU-
>"Anon?"
>I realize that the world is a thing.
>"Yeah?"
>"I said I'm on the pill."
>"Oh. Cool."
>I try to look like I'm not dying of relief.
>But now that I know i'm safe, I can't help but feel... Disappointed, maybe?
>That may seem weird but after the intimate, loving experience ending with such an intensely passionate finish...
>I pushed it out of my mind.
>We just laid there in each other's arms for a few more minutes, panting.
>It eventually occurs to me, "Did you..."
>"Did I?" Karen looks up, a lock of golden hair obscuring one eye.
>"Did you get yours, I mean?"
>Oh, yeah," she sincerely replies. "Good job by the way, most guys your age want to put it in right away, then a minute or two later they're done. You did good!"
>Did good, yay!
>"We can work on your stamina though," she replies. "You may have got me off, but we should make it last more next time.
>Eh. Did good. Yay. Not great though.
>We sit there for a few minutes, still naked.
>"Want to go again?"
FUCKING FINIS, GENTLEMEN.
>>693759250
That's what I used, and as I found, imgflip made it microscopic.
>>693759288
Shedanon in previous thread said it'll not. But a man can hope
>>693759456
That's the end?
>>693759456
shiet a cliffhanger
>>693759456
39 screenshots, and 4 hours later.
It's been a ride.
>>693759456
Okay, shed here. It's fucking 3AM here, I need sleep. That's part two boys. Tomorrow is saturday so I'll have most of the day off. I'll work on part three in the morning, but I got stuff to do over the day, so I'll probably start or jump into a thread late afternoon/early night (so about fourteen to sixteen hours from now).
>>693759497
Yeah, it can do that sometimes. It's not the best, but I'm on mobile, so it works decently.
>>693759630
Now crop it cuz I'm a lazy faggot.
>>693759456
Will the cliffhanger be resolved in Part 3? Will you and Anikin tap dat ass together?
it's been real shed anon night
>>693759670
If you don't mind my asking, which memes were your favorite?
>>693759456
What was the point of the condom if she was on the pill?
>>693758852
Shitanon here. The wonton oil didnt work. Had to finish cleaning bottles and going to bedroom. But im sure my stomach will erupt again, if not in my sleep.
>>693759288
>>693759611
Hey, I never said that, I just pointed out that people telling me what to write is stupid. Yeah, I think reading between the lines you can tell a threesome is likely.
Plus I'm pretty srure I outright said that in the very first thread.
>>693759616
>>693759628
>>693759630
That's the end of part two lads! There will be a part three tomorrow night some time.
>>693759795
STDs, faggot.
>>693759670
thanks so much for one of the best stories i've read in my life! have a good night shed
>>Dropbox guy
>>693759845
FUCK IT ENDS IN A THREESOME, DOESN'T IT?! DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE, SHED!
Fucking beautiful
>>693755600
2 square miles is 1280 acres. Fix this detail before you post it again. Nobody fucking mows 1280 acres. That's a large farm by itself, not a yard.
-lives on 9 acres and mows 3 of them
You're a hero to us all, shed. Goodnight.
>>Meme anon
OP, are you still in the midwest?
>>693759889
Hey dropbox guy please don't delete your dropbox link cos I'll bookmark it in case I miss Shed tomorrow
>>693760000
Fucking beautiful quads, mate.
>>693760077
fuck i meant shedfag
same shit
Shedanon again.
>>693759836
Godspeed sir.You're the reason I kept coming here. You da real MVP.
>>693759794
Oh, right! Yeah I'll figure that out.
>>693759795
Later I found out that she wanted a condom because STD's are a thing, also the pill isn't always 100%. Or so she says, I really don't know tbh.
>>693760006
Woah! Yeah, that's supposed to be a typo, the yard is two square acres, not miles. My bad.
Nice quad
>>693759670
See you tomorrow shed anon. Shit anon here over and out.
>>693760090
no prob dude that link ain't going anywhere! one more time in case you missed it after i renamed it
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cxv7hjnawvgjwn3/AABtXaP1vJv3i-k92XxW_9FXa?dl=0
>>693760247
Thanks, you're awesome.
>>693759794
I think the image I started the thread with takes the cake, though the doomtrain one is a close second.
shed anon is best anon
>>693760247
Are the caps cropped or all seperate?
>>693760247
Your link doesn't work.
>>693760386
i vote for the one you started the thread with!
>>693760135
Thanks doc. Ill never experience the love of a real grill due to my autism but at least I can live vicariously through stories like yours and have a good fap.
>>693760464
seperate i can't be bothered to crop them all
>>693760475
link doesn't work?
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cxv7hjnawvgjwn3/AABtXaP1vJv3i-k92XxW_9FXa?dl=0
>>693760485
how has life been man? still at the farm or are you at college or some other place now?
>>693760691
It works for me. Dunno what the other guy's talking about
>>693760247
NVM the link does work.
>>693760691
Remeber to remove the > from the begninng people.
>>693760729
I'll get into how things are nowadays in part three, don't worry.
>>693759630
the ride never ends
Life is meaningless in the wake of this amazing story. Nothing can surpass it.
>>693760888
Got it shed. Get some fucking rest, you earned it.
Night bro.
>>693761133
Oh you just wait for chapter three mate, anon will deliver the most glorious troll you've ever seen. Top form writing, a great buildup and climiax leading up to walking the dinosaur.
1 EXT. SPACE
>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.
>War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
>In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
>As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .
>PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.
Shedanon here.
Is anyone still lurking? There's something I want to run by you people.
>>693761539
i'm still here
>>693761499
Part three is here!
>>693761499
hehe you glorious bastard.
Still here shed
>>693761539
here
2 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
>OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.
3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
>ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.
>ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .
>OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .
4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE
>The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.
>>693761539
Ready when you are, milord.
>>693761539
yes god?
Okay, so on the thread were all this started there was this guy posting lots of pics of cute redheads, which got me wondering; should I be posting pictures of girls that remind me of my sisters at that age with the story chunks? I'm never going to post pictures of my sisters (unless they okay it), but would a visual accompanyment make the story better, or do you people prefer to form an image in your head and work off that instead?
>>693761539
Shitanon here. I am back on the crapper.
5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
>OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.
>OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.
>ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.
>OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.
>OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?
>ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
>OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.
>OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!
>ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .
>ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.
>ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!
All of Part Two in an image
>>693761866
Image in head. Pics would just muddle it up.
>>693761866
i'd say post pictures of them with faces censored or something get them to ok it or whatever. if not then yeah post pics that remind you of them for sure i'd love to see it
>>dropbox guy
>>693761955
part of the last part is cut off anon
>ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.
>ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.
>OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.
>ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.
>OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.
>ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!
>ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.
>OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!
>OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.
>OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!
>R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
>OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.
>ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .
>>693754732
Did teacher /b/ro ever finish his story from the other night...the one where he was teaching his sister about sex?
>>693761866
YES.
>>693761866
Pictures add a bit of relationship to the story. Kind of like a nice magazine cover. If you are going to post pics closest resembling your sisters, i wouldnt mind. I am just regular shitanon here. I have a few wincesr stories but more cousin related. I posted here once before several months ago.
>>693761922
Shed here, you need anything, you just ask. I'm here for you mate. You're the real backbone of these threads. These many anons who walk our thread may look to me and see a towering figure crushing those daemons, boredom and enui, but they know not the truth that I fight for, that most sacred truth that lies in the hearts of men like you.
For you, I walk.
For you, I write.
For you, I slay the enemies of man.
>>693762108
Fuck, fixing now.
>ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.
>ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.
>OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...
>R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
>ANAKIN: Lock onto them, Artoo. Master, General Grievous's ship is directly ahead.
>ARTOO BEEPS a reply, and it reads out in Anakin's cockpit.
>ANAKIN: (continuing) The one crawling with vulture droids.
>>693761539
mhhhm honey
>>693761866
No. hate that shit.
>>693762124
That answer is incredibly unhelpful, considering the question was open ended.
>>693761539
O based shedanon, run it by us
>>693762116
i want you to know i am actually capping these and saving them in a sub-folder called revenge of the sith
6 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
>OBI-WAN: I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
>Ahead is a TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER with batlike DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS stalking around on the hull. The VULTURE FIGHTERS transform into flight configuration, lift off the CRUISER, and attack the JEDI STARFIGHTERS.
>ANAKIN: Come on, Master.
>OBI-WAN: Not this time. There's too much at stake. We need help. Odd Ball, do you copy?
>ODD BALL: (OS) Copy, Red Leader.
>OBI-WAN: Mark my position and form your squad up behind me . . .
>>693762157
Shitanon here. Your story captures my attention. More than wonton oil captures my concealed anus. Shedanon, i almost feel a concientous connection to your threading. Almost like a revitalizing essence of what once was many years ago.
Shitanon here reads and relives.
>>693761866
I'd like to know what they look like so ill say one or 2 pics but not every post needs one
>>693761539
present
>>693761955
do you use paint so just paste all the screenshots into one thing?
>newfagging intensifies
>>693762157
>>693755333
>>693758852
>>693759836
>>693760167
>>693761922
>>693762157
>>693762429
Oh, and shit anon, in case you think I'm joking or this isn't really me, beginning of part three is going to be dedicated to you. Just be there tomorrow to see.
Oh,
>>693762292
I want pictures of Shed's sisters, or people closely resembling them to help me visualize the story. It's so good, I just have to whack my dick at the thought of it.
7 INT. ODD BALL'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
>ODD BALL: We're on your tail, General Kenobi. Set S-foils in attack position.
>The protective ray shield lowers on the main hangar of the TRADE FEDERATION CRUISER, and six new DROID TRI-FIGHTERS emerge and join the DROID VULTURE FIGHTERS heading toward the Jedi. The JEDI STARFIGHTERS extend the stability foils on the ends of their wings.
8 INT. ANAKIN'S FIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE
>ANAKIN: This is where the fun begins. Ten Vulture Droids straight ahead, coming down the left side.
>ARTOO BEEPS a worried message.
>OBI-WAN: Add five Tri-fighters on the right . . .
>ANAKIN: I'm going head to head. See you.
>OBI-WAN: Take it easy, Anakin.
>Four Clone Fighters move into formation behind the Jedi.
>ODD BALL: I'm on your right, Red Leader.
>ANAKIN: Incoming!!
>ARTOO SQUEALS as five DROID TRI-FIGHTERS pass by at high speed on the right.
>OBI-WAN: Five more on the right!
>Four more VULTURE DROID FIGHTERS pass at high speed from the left. All hell breaks loose. OBI-WAN and ANAKIN continue to fly in unison, backing up each other. ARTOO SQUEALS.
>ANAKIN: Here we go.
>>693762497
>>693762331
>>693762266
Shed here, see >>693761866
>>693761499
>>693761653
>>693761934
>>693762116
>>693762252
>>693762406
>>693762700
Shed anon here. You da real mvp man.
oh yeah just in case anyone wants to know hat to call me other than dropbox guy you can call me ray, no it's not me real name (or even closely related to it tbh) it's just what everyone calls me online and irl they got it from my old minecraft username rayquazafan101
>>Dropbox Guy AKA ray (specifically a lowercase R cus it doesn't look right with a capital R to me)
>>693762574
If you're going to write part three Return of the Sith can wait for another day
>>693762362 sorry anon I'm done
>>693762852
Is anyone else mildly unsettled looking at her eyes?
>>693762574
I will be happy to catch up later in the day. Once my wife wakes up i will have her try my wonton oil recipe. Maybe shitanon will not go down alone through this trajectory of anguish in the pooper. But i can assure you shedanon, I, shitanon will let you know that my wonton oil can numb lips and make it vibrate. The best type of chili wonton oil that i enjoy eating.
>>693762249
Done. MS Paint doesn't like large images.
>>693763000
Yeah, totally. I found that picture and thought, why, this looks like a 12 year old Amy... if she was possessed by a demon.
>>693763184
GOD DAMN IT ALICE, HER NAME IS ALICE (it really isn't, I just didn't to use her name in the story), GOTTA STOP THAT
>>693763184
that picture actually bears a bit of resemblance to my sister Amy (yes that's her real name but it's only a first name so i give no fucks)
>>ray
Alright, night fags.
Looking forward to part 3 tomorrow.
>>693763144
You're a gentleman and a scholar sir.
>>693762565
More like poorfagging. I got nothing better to use.
Still, didn't do a terrible job.
>>693763406
Shed here. You too have a redheaded sister named Amy?..
>>693763000
I also dedicate these sweet trips to based shedanon.
>>693763459
>what is GIMP 2.0
>>693763527
not redheaded blonde actually but still
Who's ready for the dad in part 3
>>693763383
Shitanon here. Shedanon, i wouldnt worry too much. I know it is simple mistakes. Just like putting too much peppercorn mix into my wonton oil. But tasting it is very good, lips go numb and recover with vibration.
>>693763459
Ever heard of Paint.Net?
It's free and better than MS paint in every way.
Also GIMP is free, but a lot harder to use.
Go google that shit.
>>693763438
Realizing there's a tiny bit of my scrollbar in the bottom corner.
Motherfucker.
Still, just edit it out yourself if it irks you. I know I did.
>>693763626
Well old friend, it's been a blast. I go now to recover my strength for tomorrow's thread. You should do the same.
>>693763636
Will look into them.
GO TO BED, RETARDS.
>>693763778
Damn it, almost trips
>>693763778
4:17 in the morning still going strong
>eye ache is killing my shoulder
hey idk if anyone is interested but if anyone wants to chat or anything or wants a way to let each other know when shed's back i'll give my skype out and anyone can feel free to add me (not unless someone expresses interest though)
>>693763954
>eye ache is killing my shoulder
i don't think that's how healthy bodies work
>>693764216
ps this is ray (dropbox guy)
>>693764216
Don't worry about it too much. She's work is going to be showing up ingreentext threads for years. I think this guy's gonna be on the level of twitch and column, and LSA.
>>693763778
it's 4:22 PM here kek
>>693764553
Shed's
>>693764579
fellow pa fag?
>>693764579
Fucking go to sleep already.
>>69376455
Okay she here and no,
Oh no, I won't stand for that. LSA writes way better than I do. Column maybe, but I don't compare to LSA.
>>693764553
well still it's also if anyone wants to chat cus i actually need more people to chat with anyway
Anyway, how can we find the update tomorrow? like F5 on /b/ all day?
>>693764675
What PA?
>>693764711
It's still early, though. 4:22 PM, not AM
>>693764764
God damn it, let's try that again.
>>693764553
Okay she here and no, I won't stand for that. LSA writes way better than I do. Column maybe, but I don't compare to LSA.
>>693764553
What's LSA?
>>693764778
'Gentleman Scholar' here, I'm down. Don't have Skype tho.
>>693764887
Fucking autocorrect, SHED.
>>693764922
no skype? ok then how you wanna chat? i got a number you can text (not my actual phone tho it's google voice) or i got chatango or whatever else you want to use
>>693764887
Shed, can you give us a timeframe for tomorrow
>>693764919
Shed here.
LSA or Long Story Anon is a god-tier writer who told the story of growing up shit his druggy mom and sisters a few weeks back. Pic related.
>>693756532
>>693757273
I feel like I'm missing something here
>>693763144
Does anyone have part 1?
>>693765083
Seconded. Shed's might be sleeping already, though
>>693765080
Text works.
>>693765193
part one is also in the dropbox link.
> https://www.dropbox.com/sh/cxv7hjnawvgjwn3/AABtXaP1vJv3i-k92XxW_9FXa?dl=0
>>693765200
>>693765179
Or not. kek
>>693765083
Like I said earlier, probably 13-16 hours from now. People in different time zones so I'd rather go by time passed than by exact time here.
>>693765193
Posted in last thread, not mine
>>693765179
Oh, I read that in the previous thread. Who's Column, though?
>>693765268
a'ight number is +13048047486 (i just copy pasted it off of my skype profile)
Is it too early to archive the thread?
>>693765270
>>693765410
Apprentice it comrades, may good fortune and fapping come your way
>>693765418
Another really great writer. Pic related.
>>693765505
Yes.
>>693765505
Not really. Shed is done posting new content, so threads pretty much done.
>>693765564
Thanks, you guys seem to have a vast knowledge of wincest stories. Anyone got more mom-son like LSA's?
>>693765562
>Implying fapping hasn't come already
>>693765505
Okay, come someone explain thread archiving to me?
>>693765268
text doesn't work google voice just said "Destination not supported." when i tried to reply
>>693766065
fug.
Does message have a number attached? That's a personal number, so just text that back, if you can.
Does anyone have part 2 of the bro that was teaching his sister about sex...he was supposed to post part 2.
>>693766011
I host my own website for archiving threads. Or are you wanting a more detailed explanation?
>>693766264
the message had a +6142622**** (censored for your privacy) number i tried to text i guess we can email or something if you want email is
> [email protected]
>>693766627
Just didn't even know that was a thing
Alright lads, here's the archived thread forever immortalized by web technology:
>http://4lock.org/b/thread/23
>>693765705
Yeah, I got nothing.
>>693764832
Oh i thought you ment am it's 4:45 am here lol
>>693766659
Message sent.
>[email protected]
If it doesn't work.
>>693764887
LSA here.
Yeah, buddy, as far as skill goes I've got nothing on your writing.
Just finished reading part one of your story, starting part two, loving it so far. Looks like part three comes tomorrow? I'll be there.
>>693767071
Nice. Too bad you didn't archive the previous thread, but the content is almost the same anyway so yeah
>>693767316
Pretty sure shed is gone at this point but I've screen capped this to show him.
>>693767071
Cheers, anon
>>693767399
When did the previous thread happen?
>>693767071
Tomorrow we should have shed start a thread and post the story from start to finish for archiving purposes.
>>693767517
It died literally minutes after this one started.
>>693767517
You must be so lost if you weren't in the previous thread.
>>693767517
Just before this one happened. It got 404'd real quick after this thread started though
this is probably one of the best i've read since robs stopped posting
This is shed anon, signing off.
See you space cowboy.
>>693767822
night shed
>>dropbox guy
>>693767822
o7
You're a legend, and most likely go down in the annals of 4chan history.
>>693767764
Did you getthe entirety of part one too? Op quit posting part one halfway through the story, so if you want it all you'll need the jpg version of part one.
>>693767764
Who's Rob?
>>693767822
night man, hope to see you again soon
>>693767822
I suggest posting with tripcode next time you post Shedanon
>>693767822
See you tomorrow shed.
>>693767939
i got the dropbox link so i read it all
>>693767950
a wincest poster from about a year ago i think, had a REALLY long and good story
>>693768071
I mean tomorrow when you post part 3
>>693768071
I don't even know what that is. I didn't really use this site until like three days ago when my room mate convinced me to come post my story.
>>693768112
Link? pls
>>693767822
You're a god shed.
>>693768183
When starting a new thread, putting a name instead of you being anonymous so no one can post saying they're shed. But nvm /b/ doesn't allow tripcodes, afterall, only to other boards
>>693768183
So your roommate knows you fuck your sisters? kek
>>693768183
I thought you're at your home since you have breaks when posting in the previous thread? hmm
>>693767822
godspeed
see you, space cowboy
>>693768444
Actually yesterday when he was working on part one I think he said that since he Alice and one of his best friend's all go to the same school the three of them rent a house with Karen, although in the previous thread he was talking about like actively moving,unloading trucks and shit, so maybe that's changing.
>>693768444
And doesn't freak out about it.
A better bro there could never be.
>>693768203
google robs and em, theres a google drive with a bunch of stories, but it wont let me post the link
>>693768521
He's been writing and posting the story over the last four days or so. On day one this guy showed up saying his roommate had an incest story and he'd have him post it when he got home. The result was shed,
>>693768611
See this >>693768521
>>693768715
Oh, I missed that thread, how could I? I need to go back in time kek
>>693768822
I dun goofed
>>693768825
Actually shed is best when experienced in retrospect. Being in a thread where he's writing is an act of patience, because THE FUCKER ACTIVELY WRITES MORE DURING THE THREAD.
>>693767822
Night shed. Sleep well.
>>693767822
Oh hey, thought you left earlier. Night man.
>>693768941
I don't know, wincest stories for me are like the news, it's best to be witnessed live.
>>693767822
Rest well sir!
>>693767822
no idea who you are but these days seem to love you so peace out !
>>693769164
I prefer not having to stoke my boner like a fire between updates, if possible.
>>693767822
Just finished reading your shit, and God damn man....
Also gonna screen cap your good night message so you can see how many people responded.
>>693767822
Thread is kill, peace!
>>693769812
It's actually better to edge my orgasm everytime then making it EXPLODE, like a fortissimo crescendo. Different folks different strokes so it doesn't matter
>>693767822
Godspeed
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>>693770275
Wasn't allowed that luxury, I was capping his updates ('Gentleman Scholar'), I haven't even gotten to actually reading the rest of part 2 yet.
>>693767822
Check'd
>>693765270
k, now where's the pastebin?
>>693770460
Hey bud.
This is shed.
Never really left, I wanted to see how many people would reply to my last post.
See you tomorrow.
did he post pics of his sisters?...these stories are so much hotter when u can attach thier faces to it.
>>693767822
Bruh.
>>693770635
kek
>>693770635
But why?
>>693770953
Vanity, mostly.
