YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>693698297
>tfw 6'1"
To be honest I still feel small
>>693698621
Fucking manlet
I'm 6'4'', but nothing can fix ugly and unlikable.
Come on guys you can do better than this
>>693701096
Ah you got me you fucking cunt
>>693698297
>>693698621
>>693698765
>>693699126
>that feel when 5'4", fucking pretty girls anyway without a problem, and reading this bullshit.
>>693699126
>censoring the name
Kek. Fuck that. Shame the betas.
Fresh oc
>>693702724
good times
>>693701096
If you look at Plenty of Fish in the UK, I swear the majority of them are like that. Literally all of them say:
> First of all, my son / daughter is my world and no man will ever mean more to me than them
OH and here's me thinking I could possibly convince her to drop them off at the nearly orphanage. Glad she told me.
>>693699126
>Tfw you're a bozo clown
>>693702973
I fuckin love sosig
>>693702953
>>693701096
kek nice one
>>693701096
God fucking dammit
>>693701096
1000 times or more have I fallen for this.. Wan die
>>693701096
I swear these are only getying worse
Almost banana
>>693698297
Right back at ya, sister!
Little cringy today.
Lost my gf.
It sucks.
>>693701096
Show uncensored
>>693698297
1.88cm here ( no idea what that is in burger-height) but what I learned from experience is that it´s mostly fat girls that cares most about "OMG HE´S SHORT I´D NEVER DATE A SHORT GUY
>>693701096
Faggot
>>693701096
You're good...
>>693704345
why did i lose
>>693698621
I'm 5'8 and I haven't had any issues so...?
>>693704512
Chin up...there is nithing better than new pussy! (Except hearing "Put it in my ass!" or "Come all over my face!" which are now *distinct* possibilities.)
>>693702181
>on /b/
>fucking pretty girls
Pick one
>>693701130
This is literally rape. The fictional character CANNOT consent
>>693704681
These glasses, why is it always these glasses.
Also, what the fuck is she thinking, forcing people to accept fatties will handsome men fuck her with the lights on?
>>693702973
True words right there
>>693705476
Kill yourself for using such a shitty font
>>693702181
>5'4''
>on /b/
>fucking pretty girls
kek
>>693701096
....
>>693704728
they went for the 'normal' look, but only the two on the left look like somewhat functioning members of society.
>>693698297
whats with scandinavians and severe autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pc7Zy4cCRk
>>693706523
thats so sad
>>693703149
Any follow-up to this?
>>693704345
LoL that's actually kinda badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7yQaRhpcP0
The ultimate beta male
>>693701096
oh for fuck sake
>>693701096
Fuck
>>693706625
>Has a girlfriend
>Not Hover handing
>Going to bone town tonight
How is this fucker sad?
>>693698297
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwJO6yLuXdI
Trigger warning
>>693701096
Most elaborate one so far.
>>693703648
I often see this img, what's the story?
>>693704728
>the lone rangers
>>693706628
What a dysfunctional cunt. This is why we need the death penalty.
>>693701096
>>693701096
you ass hole
>>693706628
Fucking white middle class bitch faking concern. "People of colour" (just fucking say minorities) don't need her talking or thinking about them.
>>693701096
honestly i never ever reply to those "your mother dies" posts but this is just fucking legendary.
(You)
>>693701096
God damn it
>>693699126
Someone just wrote this email and put it on the internet for fun right? No one can be this fucking cringey. I still have hope.
>>693701096
fuck you OP, stop sucking dick
>>693701096
you are not getting my mom this day my good man
>>693702599
I don't get it
>>693701096
god damn it
>>693702181
no wonder spiderfag is so stupid, he takes his manlet anger on a board.
>>693704617
Lost
Caught me by surprise
>>693707556
long time ago
original OP posted this picture in a cringe thread
but at first glace the image is clearly not cringe
so /b/ sleuthed around a bit and found out that it was OP posting himself in cringe threads hoping to recieve comments about how the picture is not cringe, giving him self validation
so he is forever immortalised as a cringe lord
>>693705760
Fuck. Lost.
>>693701096
Fucking cuck
>>693704345
i fucking lost
>>693698621
Eh, 5'9" here. Never been a problem to me. Then again I am considered attractive aaaaand i have a pretty nice dick. That may contribute.
>>693701096
fuck you
>>693701096
fdshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>693707541
Looks like a fucking Canadian crime spree.
>>693699126
For the sake of fucking humainty tell me this is a fake. Pls
>>693701096
Bastard
>>693707748
> colour
Britbong detected
>>693707541
Ah, the Great Syrup Heist.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-01-02/the-great-canadian-maple-syrup-heist
>>693699126
>STAY AWAY FROM JULIA
lets be honest, Julia and Chad had a good laugh reading this after fucking
>>693703551
there's nothing beta about being a true american hero
>>693701096
Mods ban for raid threads, but not this shit, wow.
>>693702181
aww good for you. when i was 8 i used to chase girls to kiss them, i guess they start early these days
>>693701096
Wow
>>693707326
that's not a girlfriend
>>693698297
in 10 years, her post will be;
"I don't understand why I spend every evening alone with boxed chardonnay and my cats"
>>693701096
kys
>>693701096
Fuck
>>693707326
That's his sister dipshit.
Spoilers: I've skipped replying to a few of these threads, and my mother hasn't died
>>693708527
What a story.
>>693709438
TOP KEK LMAO
THE BEST PART IS THAT THE CAPTCHA WAS TO FIND PANCAKES MY SIDES
>>693701096
Best post
>>693710500
>>693708527
O shit I vaugley remember that thread
>>693704222
Lost hard
>>693710500
that only makes it worse LMAO
>>693701130
What in the night of the living fuck is this? I normally wouldn't condone violence towards someone just because of their personal interests...but I wanna punch this pony cocksucker right in his stupid face.
Don't mind me just here for my dubs...
>>693704399
Save it, it's all yours my friend
>>693704728
Alpha as fuck
>>693698297
>those spic bitches replying
>average height in spic countries is like 5'4 for males
kek
>>693710500
>>693711094
His boner, wincest if his sister is as hot as she looks there
>>693710500
>Implying she's still not being taken to bonetown
>>693706112
Lost hard
>>693703149
fucking REKT
>>693709926
Kek
>>693705930
>rarislut
>not best pone, Rainbow motherfucking Dash
I lost
>>693704369
lost
>>693701096
damn it
>>693701096
Fucking
>>693704728
I get the reference. Dwight's shirt when he banged that qt3.14 at Jim and Pam's wedding. Good Times :)
>>693701096
Gay move bro
>>693698621
5' 10"
6 inch dick
Fucking 2 girls regularly. One's a 9 and the other is a 7.
>>693698297
This robot came to /mu/ yesterday
>>693712703
So you're a pedophile? I know you're about their height but 7 and 9? That's a little young yeah?
>>693703551
The next great warlord after immortan joe
https://youtu.be/KmAz8JcH0LQ
This is a livestream, but this guy is talking to his mom on stream, and is talking about horoscopes to his 12 year old girlfriend
>>693703648
Holy fucking shit....fucking lost what a fucking cringy ass beta cuck
>>693710907
>>693701096
Nah
>>693701096
thread ruiner
>>693713519
Why does this give me a boner?
>>693706625
Dude seems pretty alpha. Hes not hover handing or anything. Hes ugly as fuck but just cause your ugly doesnt make you beta.
>>693701096
Mothefuck
>>693707014
>or else
>>693713519
Wait, what is this?
>>693701096
>brushed over post, seemed shit
>wonder why people are interested
>double check
>>693713519
is there more to this comic?!
>>693713901
because you belong in a shota thread
>>693713915
the boner is the sad part, and that others point out that its his sister
>>693701096
Cunt
>>693714106
Dicks bigger then mine and id fuck her if she was my sister. Of coarse im a beta cuck.
>>693713519
they are more?
>>693714094
Maybe I'll go do that.
>>693714030
no, but have some OC instead
>>693701096
Why?
>>693712997
You're shit at compiling posts.
>>693714621
Suck my dick
>>693713752
this is fake, I can tell by the freckle patterns
>>693704222
>>693706112
Lost
>>693701096
motherfucker
>>693715061
fuck off m8, dont ruin my immersion!!!
>>693701096
AHHHHHHHHH
>>693701096
faggggggggotttttt
>>693704345
Lost
>>693708056
you either don't watch tv, which is commendable, or you do, and have shit taste in it, which cannot be forgiven
>>693707812
You think that's cringeworthy?
Look at your fucking filename
>>693713644
ayyyy I guess I'm above average, thanks for the self worth boost anon.
>>693714621
Fuck you man that took an hour. Little bitch.... How many complications have YOU made?
>>693715848
lol complications
>>693701096
Fuck youuuu
>>693715848
>complications
>>693701096
made me punch the air like a retard in a fit of rage
>>693704681
1.88cm? you're less than an inch tall you midget bitch!
>>693715848
Not the point, fagget.
>Complications
>>693702856
underrated post
>ramit inmah ashol
>ram it in my asshole
>>693701096
Fuck off
>>693701096
fug
>>693705760
who dat bish in the middle?
>>693702856
Femanon here.
I can't stop laughing. Like out loud.
>>693716191
we get it, and you like you're own post, newfriend
>>693702181
Same, but not fucking anyone
>>693709926
dem cooky canadians.
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test
>>693701096
Fuck you
>>693716510
much like your entire life, you failed
>>693702953
>>693701096
fuck you
>>693701096
Jokes on you she's dead ten years
>>693702953
Ayy
>>693698621
That's cause you're a little bitch
>5'10" reporting in
>>693704728
I have that shirt
>>693701096
You nigger
>tfw 5'8" and successful and married.
>>693712997
what the hell does that even say
>>693698621
Me too
I thought 6'1" was tall, but then an acquaintance of mine said "no anon, you aren't tall."
She's a huge slut and only fucks tall, white Chads though
>>693714621
but it was so easy to follow...
>>693698297
MANLETS BTFO
>>693712997
Holy fucking shit dude
>>693701096
Nig nog asshole clog.
>>693715848
>complications
>>693715659
>tfw 6'2" trap
>>693701096
Fuck off
>>693718455
>>693704345
fucking gold
>>693702724
>expand dong
>birdo
>>693718374
Tits or gtfo
>>693701096
f you
>>693718579
Sorry guy, but I don't want people to know I'm tall as shit.
>>693718511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvKjr4489Mc
10 10 cringe
>>693718910
>>693718842
Youve already put that info out...
Got a kik theres something about dominating someone taller than you
>>693715659
nice...
>>693716334
timestamp tits or gtfo.
>>693701096
>>693701096
fuck you
>>693718913
how in gods name do yall find this obscure shit, are you the guy?
>>693698621
6'3/4 here, that's because you are lil guy
>>693701096
wew
>>693718455
>>693718511
>>693718910
>>693718962
If anyone has more like these, please post them.
>>693701096
God dammit
>>693701096
good thing i read the whole thing
>>693716334
mammaries or thine departure
>>693719481
ill put one picture down of me and my friends if you do one, its perfect for it we look weird as shit
>>693715910
>>693716028
>>693716146
>>693718297
Samefag.
>>693701096
>>693718511
I lost so hard reading about Dangerous Dan
>>693702973
this
>>693719941
*deputy
Can't stop laughing at this
>>693719835
I'll try my best
>>693701096
You fucker
>>693704345
top kek
>>693701096
fuc kyou
>>693719852
Nope
Oh Mexican tap water. LLS
>>693719156
>>693719775
But I'm a grill and you should respect me
>>693720067
almost didnt, make it hurt
>>693701096
This shit is fucking stupid
>>693701096
Die
>>693720494
Fuck, this is too good.
>>693701096
Crap
>>693701096
fug u
>>693706523
Did he stuff his tights enough!??
