Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>693676245
Will post all obligatory rekts I have
>>693676701
Did he get hit the same tome he pulled the trigger, or was his rocket spiked?
you will get rekt if you watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdkG-9hA5U
>>693676642
Aren't these bows expensive as fuck?
>>693676591
FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK
>>693676377
Brought kids to a niggerhood?
>>693676928
I have no idea what I just watched tbqh
>>693676591
MODS XD
>>693677055
check'd
>>693676865
I think he simply got shot in the head.
>>693676891
>>693677026
Easily over a thousand dollars, yeah, can't be sure since I don't know what make though
>>693677055
witnessed
>>693676591
seriously dude? fuck you for posting that
>>693677055
Check'd and kek'd
>>693677055
kek
>>693677084
thats the whole point, you should watch the other videos on the channel too, you will like
>>693676818
what game is this
>>693676642
i kek'd
>>693677505
I'm just trying to contribute ;^(
>>693676818
Foothead
>>693677859
MODS!
>>693676818
niggers gunna nig
>>693677026
Some are, some aren't. They're just like guns, you can spend a few hundred, or a few thousand.
>>693677283
>>693677661
futsal. Pretty much just indoor soccer with a few rule tweaks.
>>693677113
>extended version
fuckin nice
>>693677859
Seriously? Kitty porn?
>>693678263
Hero
>>693677818
I got to admit, I didn't think I'd ever see a head-scissor takedown in a football match.
>>693677055
checked
>>693676768
>6767
>68
fuck
>>693678002
>filename
>>693676591
Good man
>>693678467
It looks like they're pushing it in front of the car intentionally...
>>693678866
> tfw off off by one
>>693676245
> like a glove.webm
>>693676245
Holy shit
>>693678467
he accelerated
>>693676818
Niggers so poor they can't afford grass for soccer
>>693679019
fagot decides to save himself by backing off and pushing the carriage forward. if it were my kid, i'd have yanked back so hard, don't care if the force put me in front of the car instead.
>>693676891
I would tell that fucking story to everyone I met
>>693679085
>>693678866
Tfw the anon saying off by one gets dubdubs
Life is pain
>>693676865
slo-mo looks like it was spiked
refugees incoming
>>693676865
the rpg blew up in the tube..
>>693676245
Story? Doesn't seem real.
who has in the eu received most refugees?
The Mediterranean
>>693679411
>>693679623
What the fuck? Why would parents actually allow their kids to swim near sharks?
>>693679967
I was thinking Swedish or German women, the Med is just wishful thinking. We can dream though... We can dream.
>>693680119
are you fucking retarded? its obviously shooped
>>693678296
HAHA!
>>693678263
I still would like to know the backstory on this one. It makes me chuckle.
>>693680373
>>693680564
Pikeys were trying to steal white guy's woodpile and the white guy defended himself.
>>693680373
are you fucking retarded? You actually baited
>>693679237
i assume he was trying to speed up swerve out of the way of the pram? looks like the dads fault imo
that poor driver is gonna be alienated as the guy who killed a baby his whole life when it probably wasn't his fault
>>693678296
Got the source by any chance? I want to heat the fat one have a shit fit.
>>693680833
waiting for the train
>disappointed
>>693678263
>beating niggers like that
Living the dream
>>693680833
story? looks like he's having a seizure or something?
>>693680833
The 3rd rail works its magic!
>>693678799
fucking asshole does he know how many burgers they could of made with does cows
>>693680864
story? were they together or was she just a cunt who doesn't understand the concept of personal space?
>>693681245
Electrocuted
>>693681245
the steam engine in the subway trains actually vibrates the rails so hard as soon as he touched it it stopped his heart.
>>693681085
it says the youtube channel in the bottom right corner
>>693681245
Electricity.
>>693677084
Random dude in the background ziplining
>>693681464
>>693681566
>wasting an opportunity
Cute? Or No?
>>693681726
I hate her and everything about her.
She looks like the type that'll give you herpes.
>>693677095
Trump better ban them
>>693681245
He is being electrocuted until his flesh starts to burn. ¿Did you saw the smoke?
>>693681351
The latter.
>>693679411
What's the story?
>>693682137
carrot top kicks like the biggest fucking faggot
>>693680030
Byuteephool.
>>693681566
thats not electricity
>this is electricity
>>693682466
minor turbulance
>>693682497
At least he is kicking a nigger
>>693680030
Why didn't they try to land on their feet?>>693680668
>>693676245
Man, I'd be so pissed. Only car in fucking sight and you hit it? My insurance company is gonna shit.
>>693682466
The worlds biggest vacuum cleaner in action.
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
>>693680833
>when you're not sure if you should film the guy dying or that ass
>>693682137
this is why bjj is not a form of self defence
>>693677211
are you fucking stupid? or just blind?
>>693682946
Wait a minute, that post...
>>693677055
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>693682946
oh w8 m8 dat b8
>>693678467
seen this a million times but just now realised that there were three kids in the stroller.
>>693676891
Spiderman¿
>>693680373
dude..................
play golf they said
>>693676245
christ the one car parked there...jesus feel bad for that dude
>>693682381
So realistic. Why isnt more anima like this
>>693683027
Check his phone, I bet it's like
Guy: I can't come to your place tonight
Girl: why?
Guy: just crashed my car, I'm on fire, probably gonna die
Girl: my parents are out.
>>693676642
Master Archer
>>693677113
well done kiddo
>>693683568
it will be fun they said
>>693681900
Checked
>>693683393
I would've tried to land on my feet
>>693677859
MO-MO-MOOOOODDDSSS
>>693683800
checking checker
>>693683471
People like that make me sick.
>>693683833
>my left teet is leaking sperm
>>693683848
the pilot did try to land it on its tail, but the Anti-AA nerve gas was too stronk
>>693676642
As a resident of the fine state of South Dakota, whose state bird is depicted in this webm, I can give this my seal of approval.
>>693679451
tippity top kek
xD
>>693678296
YLYL lololololololz dumb beetch getting rekt lololololol
>>693684078
ikr, lazy faggot just laying there getting destroyed
>>693679934
is he kill?
>>693678263
Hands down one of the best webms ive seen in a while
>>693683833
wat.
>>693682233
that looked kinda fun!
>>693684157
You know that's what I was thinking too. They probably still had too much nerve gas so close to take off
>>693683934
>
lost
>>693676245
The car is in surprisingly good shape after that.
>>693680473
the lucciest fucker to every live
>>693684354
treatment for constipation
>>693683833
>>693682946
if you dont like the way we roll you can get RIGHT the fuck off our website you tumblr fat bitch this isnt for pussys and much less for you genderqueer faggots yeah 4chan has videos of people DYING so WHAT its REALITY and REALITY doesnt have a TRIGGER WARNING you stupid fucking annoying dumb cow most of us here are HARD and DONT GIVE A FUCK at the shit you get shocked at you know why because were not PUSSYS so if you dont like it just LEAVE before me and my /b/ros fucking find your tumblr and your email adres and your ip and fill it with GORE and CP and SHIT that will make you throw up all over your keyboard femnazi dumb piece of shit we have no time for FAT FAGGOT JEW ANIMAL LOVER NIGGERS i bet your hair is green or blue or some shit and you use vintage glasses so fuck OFF
>>693676245
I wonder if he aimed at the car thinking it would be a softer impact than the cement
>>693682233
TOP KEK
>>693683934
>canadian
>>693681726
If she can perform a good dick suck, that's perdectly fine wiht me
>>693676891
Holy shite
>>693677818
Mannschaft 1982
>>693684660
>>693682381
SALSA YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
GIMME THE SAUCE FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSS
>>693684078
the one on the floor or the one kick it him?
>>693684731
>>693684809
> see canadian
> NoneOfThat.exe
>>693684957
i would happilly suck on that all night long
>>693676891
the soundtrack makes that webm better
>>693678467
>gets out of car after killing kids
>checks for dents
>>693683833
sauce/more
>>693682466
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
>>693678296
>>693680417
>>693681085
>>693681556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLV-2_yV7s
>>693680776
Test
>>693684957
I feel so bad for the doc that would have to fix this, if it's even possible to fix a prolapse this bad...
>>693685820
Physics is racist...
>>693683644
haha XD good meme bud!
>>693685820
>nigger-physics
>>693685784
Not sure that's a prolapse... If it is it resembles none I've seen before.
old one
>>693682946
>this message
>with a cute rabbit as pic
>>693684215
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
>>693686175
ever see the movie the mangler?
>>693686463
>No one wants to fight a naked guy
>He's a genius.
>>693684329
Yes
Broke his neck
>>693686318
It is, it's a total, 100% relapse I'm pretty sure. It's the whole colon just outside of his anus...
>>693685625
lmao more of this
justice rekt is best rekt
>>693686747
*prolapse
>>693686663
5D upside down pineapple chess here boys
>>693682946
OKAY, NOT SURE IF TROLL OR
Okay dude first off,
You're probably shaking from the amount of drugs that you smoke.
1: Racism is subjective and we at /b/ are a collective. We are no race, we are Jews, niggers, gooks, japseyes, smelly pakis and even niggers too.
2:pedofidlia is an illness and I much rather prefer people to masturbate over raping children than to rape one.
3:animals don't have feelings.
4:Jewish people own banks.
5: Jewish people own the world.
6. A women's place is to be mans servant
7: gay people chose to be a gay.
8: fat people eat too much and blame society
9: I don't understand what is an off topic adult cartoon.
/b/ is the true free world in all its glory.....people like you need a moderator to hold their hands throughout their life.
>>693678263
Was that faggot in the dark blue, biting his leg. If so, what a fucking cunt.
>>693679775
look around on youtube for real ATC from 6/9/16, there is a recording from the pilot to air traffic control as they were going down
>>693684731
>cp that will make you throw up
you dont say...
>>693682700
>litteraly travels to his face
>he poses like its a movie death
Cinematic as fuck
>>693686985
Spics...you forgot spics.
>>693682381
Being a free member of a game and fighting against paying members
>>693678467
>pushes it
>sees car coming
>tries to speed up instead of getting out of the way
>lets go of the children.
>>693681327
who said they didnt eat the dead ones
>>693687238
autismo is flying through the roof here
>>693686074
>>693686747
All the ones I've seen the colon was obviously a colon, it was red and ridged.. This looks so different. Weird.
>>693677113
>bro-hugs and handshakes at the end
What a fucking pro.
He just went alpha i guess.
>>693678263
i want to thank you for participating in rekt threads and delivering content over many threads, too much normies/summerfags calling us edgefags just for watching the real world
>>693687572
nice balls, chimpo
>>693680373
My god, you are quite the specimen
>>693687572
is there a dick and balls formed on her lung
>>693679411
Logic 101 with US of A:
>Kids can get serious injuries in a collision in traffic, and it is therefore very important that they use seatbelts!
>unless you ram 30 of them into one vehicle, then it doesnt matter that much really...
>>693685820
holy fuck was he decapitated
>>693687489
other girl or a faggot?
>>693680119
thats cleary a dog you idiot
>>693686175
should that for real tear his arm off instead ? looked pretty powerful, and a weak join like hes shoulder wouldnt hold that.. but it did
>>693687238
Dammit I meant to say spics
It doesn't matter though the b8 doesn't appear to have worked
>>693680119
are you retarded?
>>693687433
The dude's fucking retarded, but I love how the driver actually speeds up to try to pass in front of them.
>>693678467
Lets be real here, in a situation like this it would be best to slow down. Its a hit driver, and a bad desicion as a parent.
>>693680373
Fokin feg vaccinated against sarcasm
kek
>>693682946
Do you like meatballs in your pasta?
>>693688278
No, the clothing got caught which strengthens the joint, he might have survived if he had rolled his sleeves up.
Depends what you find funny.....this is brutal lol (pic related)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=al7RmwGQNb8
>>693677113
Asshole tried to act tough afterwords
>>693683393
I worked for the company that crashed that plane. Their pilots were the worst pieces of shit, and they cheaped out on their weight and balance software and used a years-old Excel sheet instead. It really was a matter of time.
>>693687775
Burning to death is literally the worst way to die.
Combustion itself on the human body is basically like millions of little daggers piercing through your skin all over the place destroying everything it comes in contact with slowwllly and completely, atoms at a time. It eats away at your nerves (which are the reason you feel pain) one at a time until they all disentegrate leaving you with enormous signals of pain to your brain.
Fire is awful. Why do you think so many people jumped from the twin towers? Fuck fire. And it's a lot slower than people realize.
Pretty much the worse death imaginable would be a slow, delayed fire torture death. Over the span of days be burnt a little bit at a time here and there all over your body.. Remember how much a small burn hurts just from an oven or frying pan etc. only from a half second exposure. Now imagine that but much longer all over your body over a peroid of days.
I know thats fucked up but any time I see people burning or hear about burning to death this is th sort of thing I think about. Ill make damn sure that however the fuck I die, it wont be from fucking FIRE.
>>693677113
Damn son
>>693677113
Had a similar fight growing up. Skinny kid not nerdy or socially awkward enough to warrant proper bullying, so most of school was decent for me. But this one kid had moved to town a year or so prior and we never had classes together or anything so I didn't know him. Apparently had a shit day and wanted to pick an easy target, so he went for the scrawny kid, me. Well, since he didn't know me he also didn't know I'd been studying martial arts since I was 3 years old. Started punching me, let him get a couple hits in and try to not go batshit. Nope, went batshit. Dislocated his shoulder and got suspended for 2 weeks. That fucker didn't get shit because his parent played the victim card and threatened to sue the school, so the principal caved and let him off the hook. Instead they tried to sue my family and lost miserably when my parents' lawyer presented the school's security camera footage that proved the douchebag was the aggressor.
>>693684078
he was probably kot stealing or some shit
>>693679289
*football can be played like that as well you stupid american faggot
>>693678345
What a nice guy.
>>693676591
damn
>>693676818
Chimp mode engage
>>693676891
>Not going full Evel Knievel on your morning bike ride
>>693688683
What is "she" saying?
Full video
>>693679289
being this ignorant
>>693683393
Story?
>>693689411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsaYF1fqT4c
>>693688043
>what is hat?
>>693690537
i uploaded it by accident
>>693679085
>mfw
>>693677055
chekek
>>693690909
FULL VIDEO NOW!!!!
RRREEEEEEEE
>>693689457
and i thought death by fire was the purest?
>>693685376
Or, you know, to check to see if there was another person he hit trapped under the car or something. But no, I'm sure he was worried about dents. That's why he looked horrified afterwards too. Those asshole kids dented his car with their fat heads
>>693688683
...sauce?
>>693676818
ORange kunt faked the fall for the ref. I'm glad she got kick in the head.
>>693691128
sry dont have it
>>693682700
clearly not electricity idiot. he was a monk and can transfer his energy to a high level.
>>693678296
>She'll fuck you up, dawg
>>693676245
thats some final destination shit right there
>>693682137
It's clearly nerve gas you giant faggot
>>693685085
>File: Space_Program
>Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx kek
>>693679411
>Inception bus
>>693682233
gets me everytime
>>693682381
>>>
> Anonymous 07/09/16(Sat)00:03:49 No.693690671 ▶
>File: 1425950699230.gif (1.99 MB, 308x214)
>>>693679289
>being this ignorant
sauce plz
>>693681464
Nervegas...
>>693689457
Are you a dumb fucking nigger or what?
When burnt alive, the fire burns all the nerves it touches and in no time will your whole body become numb and you wont feel pain afterwards
Sure the process of the nerves burning is painful but it will quickly stop and there wouldnt be any pain left to feel.
The cause of death when burnt alive isnt the damage it causes to your body, but the toxins it emits.
You will suffocate faster than it takes for you to lose consciousness from damage to the body.
Just search for videos of people being burnt alive. They go apeshit for a moment but after that, if they havent already suffocated, they just chill until they do.
>>693680119
>>693680373
>>693688191
>>693688485
>Mfw they took the bait
>>693679775
>female
>pilot
>alive
pick 2
>>693685774
qwop in real life
>>693682946
well b8ed m8
>>693689242
so what exactly happened?
also, have some links about this?
>>693682466
they were testing the new bass system
>>693681245
nerve gas
>>693692120
Where u from faggot? Glava means head where I'm from fukboi
>>693682233
this one never gets old
>>693676591
That fucking file name jesus man
look at this omg
http://nivata.motikarq.com/media/nqkfo-rupsi
>>693676642
RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
>>693692798
Slavland
>>693692190
Sound medical advice from an idiot.
You're as educated as the average queef.
>>693687572
poor girl, i hope she is well and happy
>>693682776
still a faggot
