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ITT: Objects you cum on
What the fuck
>>693625861
I like to take their eyeballs out and cum in their eye sockets.
>>693625861
how old is this jizz?
>>693625861
i bet that smells amazing. do you keep it in your mom's closet??
>>693625861
Mate...
>>693626286
No idea. I've had it for about 15 years
what the fuck
>>693626278
>>693625861
What is it? It is a matress or pillow or something? And why wouldnt you cum on a towel which are easily cleanable?
>>693626379
nigga u what, what the fuck is wrong with u
What the fuck
Crusty. i like
>>693626547
>dat fly nut tho
Every three steps he needs to tighten his knee keke
I had a jizz towel throughout my teen years. Never washed it. When I went to uni my mom cleaned out my room and found it. It was a little awkward.
>>693625861
>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626649
golden liquid
>>693626649
EWW
W
W
>>693626749
what did you say?
why.......
Corner of my bed room
What the actual fuck
>>693626649
My god thats disgusting. I almost puked. fucking eat that stuff and get cancer
I also like to draw pictures and cum on them.
Care to see more pictures?
>>693626649
>>693627115
Just wtf man i mean srsly whats wrong with you
>>693626980
Wtf
Shit. does anyone snip this anyway?
>>693627115
Please show more
>>693627115
do you jerk off to these pictures?
>>693626980
>>693627440
Thought it was normal thing that everyone did growing up.
>>693626328
Don't worry I use febreeze
>>693627524
Kys fucking weirdo faggot
dude what's wrong with you?
>>693627485
Sometimes
>>693627778
Forgot pic
>>693626980
what the actual fuck
fuck is wrong with you people
>>693625861
I used to have a note pad I used to cum on, always on the same front paper. It looked about the same as your cum spot OP, only mine was a bit more dense and all the way through all papers.
Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. My parents decided to remodel my room and took my desk out where I stored it in, they then threw away my note pad.
>>693627524
>Autumn charm
>>693625861
>>693625861
>>693626980
what kind of smell occupies your room atm?
Ur mom's face.
>OHHHHH!
>rekt
>>693627458
>>693627524
you are sick dude
>>693628114
Kys degenerate
>>693628120
nice watermark faggot
>>693628120
I want to eat them they look pretty tasty
>>693628041
Smell of autumn and autism
>>693628041
No idea. My house is pretty trashy right now. But I don't smell anything. I'd have to leave for more than 4 hours to actually smell anything in here and that aint happening.
>>693625861
>>693625861
>>693628230
I've tried
>>693626649
Pick a chip off and eat it for a webm. I'll give you ten grand.
so many normies ITT its fuckin ridiculous
>>693627824
jesus, is this cum or egg yolk?
>>693628458
Lick the cum off the mattress.
>>693625861
Your mom
>>693628580
IF ROLL DUBS OP HAS TO DO IT
>>693628432
kek
>>693628667
not like that you faggot
check em
im about to puke so much autism
>>693625861
oh sweet jesus
>>693627524
Oh, dont worry guys he uses autumn charm
>>693625861
>>693625861
>>693625975
Do whatever makes you happy, anon
>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626980
>>693625975
Why is it brown though, how old is it?
>>693625861
My brother's pillow when I'm pissed.
>>693628025
Fuck.
>>693629071
Mines old. Like 8 years. I probably jizzed on that wall from age 11-15. Still live here alone now. So no reason to move/clean it. I'd show the other wall but theres a 3foot pile of dominos/chinese boxes/containers
I just nut into my toilet. I live in a small condo and my bathroom is very close to my computer.
>>693629316
Can we have a grand tour of your house?
>>693628025
What's your reasons for the pony doll?
>>693629316
jesus fucking christ get your shit together anon
>>693629316
>>693629511
I'll take a few more pictures sure. Gimme a minute
I will soon enough. For now I chill.
>>693629316
Why on the wall though?
Do you stand in the corner of the room and pull yourself off onto the wall?
>>693629695
no no. desk was closer to the corner in the past. So i'd jerk off in my chair and get up at the last second and jizz on the wall.
>>693629603
I think you need love and afection.
>be me
>teenager
>would sit at computer desk and fap to porn
>would stand up and jizz on braided area rug
>did this for 4 years
that rug was disgusting but I was a horny, lazy fucking teenager
oh and it turns out that the woman who lives next door in the apartment on the second floor had a clear view straight into my bedroom
it never occurred to me that she could see into my bedroom until one day I realized I could see her and that must mean she can see me
>mfw she must have seen me standing in my bedroom, crankin' my teenage pecker and blowing cumshots all over the carpet
>>693629802
WHY?
>>693625861
I cum on toilet paper and then put it in the toilet. I am ashamed.
>>693629802
How did that become the thing that you did?
>>693627778
this is getting weirder than tile-fucker
>>693629997
nothing will ever be weirder than tile fucker
>>693628915
Nice.
More plz
>>693627824
Do the images stimulate you?
>>693629905
>>693629842
I think the first time I must of just not had anything to jizz onto/into so I paniced and just cummed on the wall. Wasn't going to do it on my keyboard...Then after that well why not. Being a teenager didnt think about what it would be like 4+ years on.
Uploading pics of my house now.
>>693629839
>I realized I could see her and that must mean she can see me
wow you idiot
>>693627523
But the idea of occasionally cleaning it is weird and awkward?
>>693630070
guy jerking to his own shitty drawings must be getting close
>>693628458
>>693628114
>>693627824
>>693627115
fucking lol, how do these pictures arouse you? lmao
>>693630230
Yeah no kidding I was a stupid fucking kid just wanting to jerk the fuck off
I'm sure you were smashing particles together at 16 and engaging in significant scientific research or something kek
>>693630299
I tried scrubbing it once. But that shit is like glue. It aint going no where. And havent bothered to try a 2nd time since I live alone.
This is op. I have a video of me eating it. Dubs blocks the vid
Put me in screencap
>>693630486
Unlocks*
Roll
>>693630486
holy fuck
roll
>>693630486
Dont.
>>693630380
Not that dude but when I was younger I was fucking sneaky with my jerks.
I was like Anne Frank hiding from the Germans everytime I got horny..
I spent like a good solid minute clearing windows and doors, even stepping out to the living room, checking bathrooms and everything.
Everytime I wanted to touch myself I went through a mini-SWAT raid through the house to be sure.
>>693630486
absolutely haram
doobs get
>>693630519
just post it
>>693630655
winrar
>>693630486
My god ... Dude you are a fucking hero .
>>693628915
some of those shots are pretty amazing. I mean how did did some of them go unnoticed?
>>693630486
rollin
>>693629603
MORE PICS FAGGOT
>>693630655
wayner
>>693630486
checkum
Well I have my cum towel, havent touched it for months, now it has mushrooms on it.
>>693630486
roll
>>693630938
ur an alcohol
>>693630938
Looks like my dads house.
>>693630938
dude, the fuck?? it would take you like 5 minutes to grab a contractor bag and get rid of this shit. and i thought i was lazy, omg.
>>693630938
Get your fucking shit together man that shit pisses me off. That would literally take less then 10 mins to clean and it might help out your fucked psyche.
>>693631045
Nah brah just lazy and like to drink a lot.
>>693625861
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP CUNTS
CHECK 'EM FAGGOTZ!!!
>>693631133
WINRAR
>>693631133
jesus how can you feel comfy in this environment
>>693631111
>>693631111
Check my quads fag clean your room it woulf literally take less then 20 mins if you actually move
>>693630935
Dude wtf
>>693631133
that's fucking hoarder level shit, man.
>>693630486
unblock the video
this is so fucked man
>>693631133
Just post the video please
>>693631258
summerfag
>>693631240
idk I feel fine. Want more?
>>693631111
Quads, I have to give in to that, hee yo go fags
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7v510c1c39uzdm1/20160708_101355.mp4?dl=0
>>693630486
rollerino
>>693630938
>>693631133
This makes me want to see the horrible mess you must be.
My 2k$ trumpet
>just so i can say
Baby ill cum bach later
>>693630486
rolling in the deep
WHAT is your job or if no job how do you have money for all this food and laziness and jerking off all day
>>693631111
Quads checked
>>693631133
Youre not lazy youre a fucking hoarder. You need actual help
>>693631319
All around general fag
>>693631330
webm that shit nigga
>>693629504 it was an experiment from a while ago for nor/mlp/eople, it's been updated recently like a month or two ago, the meme i want to cum inside rainbow dash has never been so true
>>693631391
Nah its laziness cuz idc if it was all gone. Just to lazy to clean.
>>693631330
AHAHAHHAHAHAAA
>>693631233
CHECKED
>>693631356
wut
>>693631406
I'm too lazy to webm it
>>693630935
that's not your photo
Some dude posted that years ago
>>693631330
fuck me im out
>>693630655
OP deilver video
>>693631457
You could have cleaned that shit by now. Do u realize your life is shit because youre surrounded by shit? Do u realize that?
>>693626649
What the fuck dude
>>693631615
Yeah kinda. But who even cares. Just be happy to know that you're better than other people.
>>693631330
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK
SOMEBODY PLEASE SCREEN THIS THREAD
>>693625975
>>693625861
im not okay with this
>>693631133
You live in an actual dumpster. You will never bring home poontang. You are destined for a shit life
>>693626980
Time stamp yourself licking the corner
>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626649
my fave
>>693631786
Im not OP. Im not doing shit to impress anyone. Isn't that evident from my house?
>>693631786
TIME STAMPPPPPPP
>>693627524
Damn Son you shit on that , or you cum on it ? Damn
>>693631725
I fucking care. Clean that shit right now. Im serious.
>>693631780
Its ok. I don't really leave the house to much. Beside to smoke with friends.
>>693631330
>mfw this video
I eat the most of my cum, then i clean myself with a tissue, i change this tissue rarely, my lubricant that i use for sounding sometimes smells like nothing, maybe a little bit like watermelons and lemon, but after a few weeks the tissue starts to smell like strawberries, is this normal?
PAY SOMEONE TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP
>>693631330
that smile after eating it...
>>693631855
Do it you piece of shit
>>693631330
you are one fucked up faggot
>>693628025
Fucking hell!
>>693631907
Wanna come clean it for me? I don't feel like getting up.
>>693631330
Well done OP , now enjoy your cancer.
>>693631952
PROTEIN
>>693631923
You give stoners a bad name clean your room right the mothergodfuck now
>>693631979
Not eating old cum for internet points. This isnt reddit.
>>693625975
>>693631133
open the sour cream
>>693625861
>>693625975
>>693626649
IT'S TIME TO STOP
My house (op)
>>693632021
Youre a piece of shit anon. And i give a fuck because no one should wake up to that shit everyday. Clean it and youll have new life, or ignore me and forever be nothing
>>693626649
>>693632139
Wait what sour cream I don't see any...
>>693632212
Just a ghost in a sheet man. Chill its all guchi
>>693632251
what do you do for money
>>693632251
lurk moar
>>693630486
NO YOU STOP RIGHT THERE DO NOT-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>693630938
>absolut
At least you've got nice taste in alcohol.
>>693632336
Work in IT(desktop support). 43k a year atm.
>>693632139
kek
sick reference bro
the thing is, op: why are you living like this? are you having depression? are you a lazy man? you just don't give a fuck?
please, explain about you and what's in your head.
>>693631330
Hahaha I'm in tears laughing at this thread
>>693632408
fuck yeah man. nothing I love more than absolut.
>>693625861
What
The
Fuck
>>693631330
What the fuck dude.
>>693631330
thats fuckin- im fuckin outta here
Someone save this thread
07/08/2016 the day /b/ ate sour cream cum
When did normies take over?
>>693631330
That's it, I'm out.
Going to rekt instead.
>>693632490
I just don't give a fuck, I make minimum wage at Burger king
This is what makes b great thank you op
>>693632681
put this in the screen cap thing pls
Motherfucker WHY
This thread is fucking gold, someone screencap this.
Last one of my house. Rest is just as shitty but nothing special.
>>693631330
things on /b/ very rarely make me want to vomit but that did. OP i suggest bleach-nuking your entire house
>this thread
Toasting in epic bread
>>693632934
normie summerfag
>>693631502
My trumpet...
Find the oldest thing in the house and eat it
what made you live like this??
>>693632848
Dominos isn't even that great OP why you have so many boxes?
Do you have a girlfriend ?
>>693633120
Cuz I dont have to leave my house. And I can order online
>>693632934
i feel you, son.
what is your job
>>693633203
No. I broke up with her a few weeks ago
>>693625975
>>693633014
fuck off faggot.
never change
do you ever do laundry? or do you just buy more clothes when you run out?
>>693633021
dasa beautiful bright ass trumpet
>>693632192
I like you house mr. op
>>693633336
I just wear the same clothes. Duh
>>693627524
topfuckingkek'd
WHAT THE FUCK
>>693630486
faggot, but still, it's interesting as fuck
yummy cummy in my tummy
>>693631330
>>693630486
dubs get
OP is the hero /b/ deserves.
My foosball table if you interest
>>693628025
>>693631330
You're a god among the universem thx op for not being a complete fag
>>693626649
nigga you nasty
>>693631330
Please kys
Just cum inside a tube sock
>>693632848
I bet the Dominos driver dreads receiving calls from you.
I love this thread.
>>693633720
My fucking sides mano
>>693633685
>ouija
play it for us op
>>693633685
>ouija
Are you scared of your dead sperm children coming to haunt you?
>>693633913
Not with 3-5$ tip every time. I hope not atleast.
>>693633913
jej
WOMEN
>>693633913
I'm friends with them. They like me. I am fun to talk to. But her s mydoggo if you interest as well
>>693633685
You can't play single player foosball you depressing fuck, I sure as hell wouldn't step into that dungeon for a round of it.
>>693634002
Dude,what age are you? 30?
>>693634020
Never talk more than 3 words to a delivery driver. Hi Thanks Bye
>>693631330
why are your teeth so fucking white,
how old are you
>>693634002
LOL dude that's ass, they probably feel sorry for you. That's why they're polite, they're probably just being professional- something you clearly never learned how to do.
Op, your thread is absolutely great! It was the best relief imaginable to what /b/ was this whole week with the pathetic your mother dies fad, and you'll 100% certainly be in best of 4chan threads for years to come.
So that's it, mission accomplished, you're a /b/ hero.
Now is time to go to a doctor, little man! I'm sure there are moments in your life you wish were different, and rest assured a lot of them will be if you just do this right now.
Take these pictures, talk to someone, and get yourself a few steps ahead on the I'm human scale.
>>693633720
aw hell naw
What the fuck OP.
>>693634020
That dog deserves so much more, I'm sure he'll get into some trash, and die within the year. RIP doggo
>>693634134
I work in a professional environment. I fine blending in after a little while. People say im weird at the start but just get used to it. Don't talk to much just listen to normies talk all day so no one has a problem with me.
>>693626379
w w what!
where do you live / which cuntry
>>693625861
Is say your 7yo sister an object? Just wondering.
>>693634020
This beatiful dogo deserves more from life. Set him free
>>693625975
My old cover use to look like that, I used to wipe my dick on it and rarely bathed so when I would whip out old one eye, the stench of smegma and sweat would just be overwhelming ad it would always get me off.
>>693634268
West Virginia
what happend to your parents?
I ejaculated violently to this thread.
>>693634349
The died in a car accident when I was 15.
>>693631045
i understood that reference
>>693634114
maybe he brushes, do you brush op
>>693634020
sleep tight puppe
>>693626649
I've had shatter that looks similar to this. Now I'm scared to smoke shatter.
>>693634020
have you ever actually make food for yourself or do you only eat garbage?
>>693634421
shit man, I feel sorry for your loss bro.
>>693628025
Please end yourself and my suffering, I shit you not I almost puked on myself.
>>693633913
yeah they do
t. pizza delivery guy who delivers filthy alcoholics and schizos all the time
This thread is gold, thank you OP for being a sick person
OP is a living legend, a man of a time long past. One who would have been common in the old days, back when 4chan actually meant something.
Now, he´s a rarity, a mere item to behold and admire, who will accept the disgust of those who judge him, branding him as a monster, when they are in the precedence of a god.
Never change, OP. Never change.
>>693634487
Op here. This is my brush. Philips Sonicare
Someone get some screencaps
>>693625861
>>693633021
Stradavarius?
>>693634592
You guys really care who you deliver to? Fuckin dominoes delivery guy always asks me to rate him online, never do.
this is a quality ass thread
>>693634718
That bathroom us uncannily neat.
THIS
FUCKING
THREAD
>>693634718
smear your brush in with that cum then brush your teeth. post vid
>>693633720
so good
>>693634718
My tooth paste stuff
>>693631330
some1 post webm of it
>>693634020
Doggo's gonna die, and that's serious OP. If you're not man enough to fix your life, at least fix him, and either find him a new home or get your shit together a little bit. None of the shit you're going through is his fault.
>>693634778
I work as a delivery guy and I don't care at all as long as you pay so I can move on with my day asap
>>693630938
looks like you got an alochol problem. that is if you dont have anymore alcohol in the fridge
>>693634718
>>693634810
You do really have a nice bathroom. Mine is just as bad as the rest of my house from perv photos.
>>693632848
>>693631133
>>693634810
Because he doesn't use it
rub that crusty pizza skin all over a wet dick
or
Put the crusty pizza skin in a baggie full of water
Science experiements for op
>>693634718
tfw op is the lazy one, but i didn't brush my teeth since i'm 9 years old
>>693634956
Explain further. Me interest (op)
>>693634940
nah but i do love drinking. Gunna get fucking wasted tonight for surz.
>>693634778
>You guys really care who you deliver to?
when I have to stand at the door 3 or 4 whole fucking minutes for the alcoholic to gather his little coins and shit and it fucking reaks and he touches my hand with his greasy cumstained blacknails hands every times he drops a penny in my hand, yes it bothers me
same for fucking handicapped fucks who reak shit from their shitbag and never open their windows and I have to stand there for whole minutes because they basically can't even wipe their ass, let alone gather money to pay me
>>693635024
So, lets see if the cum, turns weird in water, like food getting soggy, bread almost
Or we can see how it reacts to new cum
>>693631330
OMG THAT'S ONE OF THE WORST THINGS I'VE SEEN ON THIS SITE THANK YOU OP AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>693634923
Glad to hear that. I pay with my card so no making change and shit. I get free sodas from dominos and chinese food places every now and then.
>>693626348
this
>>693635115
Oh nah man. I actually come outside to my front gate so they don't have to deal with it. And only use my card. I was so drunk once I gave a 20$ tip rofl.
>>693634890
>>693630486
rolly
>>693635261
Am I watching history in the making?
>>693635261
Was it bad OP? Maybe I'll scrap some off my wall and do it too.
>>693626649
its looks like that carmel corn.
hey mom, i'm in this thread
>>693635261
Bring this to the nation museum of american history or some shit.
This just can't be real. I refuse to believe this
>>693635261
puked in my mouth
>>693627115
thats hot.
>>693635393
Yes, yes you are.
He's second player to foosball
>>693625861
If you mix this with bleach, it will react to a chemical, that heals aids and all sorts of cancer,
also increases cocksize, is a cannaboida and a serotonin agonist
4chan gold thread. Old times feeling man.
>>693634718
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
>>693633720
nice job
I'm so glad I got to be in this thread, its one for the books.
>>693635680
Kek
>>693635261
I bet that smells amazing
Jesus fucking christ op
I actually hope you die
>>693635853
we all die
>>693628456
Topkek
SCREENCAP THIS THE DIRTY CUMMER SHALL LIVE ON
>>693625975
>>693631133
i see a nickle.
>mfw this thread
I made this into PDF (op) https://www.dropbox.com/s/4fxg4n5vqx0dvle/693625861.pdf?dl=0
>>693635261
that good shit
Someone save this thread pls
>>693635680
haha
>>693636058
Yeah man I hate change got it laying around all over the house. No quarters tho gotta save those for the laundry mat
I love you OP
>>693625861
eat this OP
Mods Archive thread
>>693632848
i spy with my little eye two nickles and a penny.
dubs screencap me bitch
>>693633021
your cumpet?
i swear to god op you are one crazy faggot. reminds me of the old 4chan. thank you op you deserve a screen cap lel
>>693636237
Op here. iFunny Watermark. Kys
