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>>693582388
>>693582463
>>693582627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAzy37yzodk
bacon
I like your threads
meaty
>>693583237
How'd you break your arm?
>>693582936
i wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllll
>>693582986
kek
>>693583015
*purr
>>693583309
mmm
>>693583316
ahoy jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DioEMCKWv4
>>693583454
Katten.
>>693582737
Ah
>>693582831
>>693582904
You both can get a pepperjack CHEESEIT.
>>693583568
so what's going on babycakes?
>>693583420
Lol! on my bike. Went over the bars and got all fucked up
>>693583454
>>693583568
fuck yes
I like YOU
>>693583711
das nice
>>693583558
soup?
>>693583568
yesssssssssssssssssss!
>>693583471
i love this song
thanks, Fool!
how are your baby spiders doing?
>>693583672
That sucks, but it makes the rape easier.
>>693583454
Watch now
>>693583646
Bored, might make tea and try to sleep.
>>693583672
>>693583824
Taste deez CHEESEITs
>>693583809
Looking at my painting, it's shifted colors completely about four times now.
>>693583973
Only one is a baby, the other is my big handsome boy. They're both doing great.
>>693584054
same minus the going to bed part
shit's shit
>>693583973
Is it rape if I enjoy it?
>>693584054
Give it
>>693584118
Huh?
>>693584034
watch mu taint
>>693584054
what kind of tea?
>>693584054
bive moar pls
>>693584243
Mislink.
>>693583824
First reply.
>>693584118
>>693584251
μ taint?
>>693584243
Yes, because when you enjoy it, salt will be poured onto your hole.
>>693584118
what were their names again?
>>693584679
I didn't sign up for this...
>>693584447
what do you mean its shifted colours?
>>693584520
my taint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>693584658
Decent taste, save for the occasional Snyder and
Azzarello stuff.
I want coffee
>>693584853
This is what happens when you deal with snarf
>>693584864
You have a μ taint. μ=micro. You have a micro-taint
>>693584732
Eric is the big one, the baby doesn't have a name yet because I don't know if it's a male or female.
>>693584864
I mean the color it started as has changed to a different color.
>>693585003
then get some
>>693584189
Stayin up all nite?
>>693584243
What does the good doggy say?
>>693584251
Chamomile
>>693585014
I thought it was a picotaint
>>693585057
Eric is a good name
>>693585111
as usual
>>693585003
i want like pizza or something
>>693585014
i-is that a good thing?
>>693585057
whys that
>>693585111
mmm
>>693584853
Well, duh.
>>693585163
Perhaps he does
>>693585342
Maybe
>>693585203
He's a cutey.
>>693585342
Because it was missing.
why boner?
oh look people I should say hi to
hello people
>>693585111
NOW
>>693585342
It's so late though. Should I commence the great coffee vs tylenol pm battle?
>>693585365
>sigh...
ok
>>693585544
i want to rub my finger down his back~
>>693585585
You love it
Snuggles.
>>693585709
He is super fuzzy.
>>693585634
oh hey, a person i should return the hi to
hi, Snuffy!
>>693585411
always really liked this image
>>693585535
t-then suck my m-microtaint
>>693585544
missing what?
>>693585634
hello
>>693585663
lol that sounds like a bad time
save it for tomorrow. have a extra cup in the morning!
>>693585882
Yeah...
>>693585882
It was just missing. It either hits or it misses.
>>693585761
No I dont this shit is gay
>>693585833
i've never petted a tarantula before
i must do this some time
>>693585882
me too
reminds me of a cutie fur couple on a nice walk together during the fall time or something
>>693585907
ayyyy
hop on pop
>>693586079
Yes, it is...
>>693586170
Love this movie
>>693586148
hop on cock
>>693586098
Some tarantulas you don't want to touch at all, Eric and the spiderling are both new world species though, so they're pretty docile.
>>693585980
sometihng warm to drink sounds nice though. make some tea
>>693586073
o i c
what colour is it now?
>>693586098
exactly~
>>693586148
kkk
>>693586153
o-ok
>>693586435
It's more a flat brown than before.
>>693586302
i'd totally pet them
just gently
>>693586435
the pic gives me feels
>>693586435
maybe. I'm already pretty sleepy
>>693585837
how are things? off work at the moment?
>>693585882
kitty!
you should post more gore again my new folder is hella small
>>693586672
Very gently. They're super delicate little critters.
Goodnight, faggots.
>>693586302
You're the one with the roaches too?
>>693586841
G'night
>>693586435
What's the progress on my ham?
>>693586769
things are going alright
i'm off tomorrow but i return tomorrow night and don't get a day off until next Tuesday
how have you been?
>>693586772
i'd be sure to be super deliate
>>693586841
nighty night, Snarf!
>>693586551
brown like chocolate?
>>693586672
si. the qt feels
>>693586676
i may make some myself
>>693586769
i can send you like a rar of some. i kinda dont feel like spamming the thread with it right now
>>693586841
niniininininininin <3
>>693586954
i like this image
>>693586961
its soaking in rum as we speak
>>693587053
*off tonight
>>693587053
I have weed again so I'm very happy
In spite of not having a day off for the foreseeable future.
>>693587195
Excellent
>>693583077
here you go.
>>693586954
Yes, I also have two Madagascar hissing roaches and two ivory millipedes.
>>693587053
Yeah, though I can tell you the spiderling isn't at all wary of being touched, it's crawled into my hand twice while I was misting its cage. Eric doesn't mind it that much, I've had to nudge him out of the way to get his water bowl to clean it.
>>693587195
Like earth.
>>693587195
most definitely
i think i'll use it as a wallpaper at some point
>>693587297
i really need to get some pot..
>>693587393
they sound so adorable~
tfw not good enough to get replies from ed
>>693587195
I do too
>>693587393
That's right! I apologize, I forgot your usual handle.
>>693587360
yummmy
>>693587356
should be done tomorrow afternoon
>>693587393
chocolate earth?
>>693587536
oo yeah i think i have it as one
>>693587672
How will I get the ham
>>693587195
ugh fine go ahead about post beautiful kitty butts instead
geez you've gone soft on me
~
>>693587536
or just move
pick up and be done with all the stupidity and get a medical card
I think I too need to go to bed
>>693587875
give me your address and i will send in mail. hopefully the rum will keep is preserved during the few days in the mail
>>693587931
mhm~
sup?
>>693587962
next time ok?
>>693588005
nu
>>693587962
i can't afford it
otherwise, i would
>>693587990
snuffles
>>693588005
night night
>>693587571
>tfw someone is being small and not avataring with the cool people
>tfw about to tickle ur ass in front of everyone
or are you going to behave
>>693588092
going to go out and smoke and play animal crossing and funpost on /x/
you?
>>693588137
i'm pretty sure that's not his real name
i'd say it but will withhold it for Snuffy
>>693588501
laying in bed. wanting pizza
>>693588280
Yes sir.
>>693587536
They are.
>>693587660
And what is that?
>>693587672
If you wanted to eat it I'd probably say don't.
>>693588629
get pizza later
>>693588092
cold pack it
but sleep makes bones grow!
>>693588192
night
>>693588720
handle=name
>>693588092
That sounds like a bad idea
Snuggles doesn't want to hear me expound on the impossibility of freedom. It is a sad day indeed.
>>693588857
My usual name? You mean fool?
>>693588857
sweet dreams sleepy head~
>>693588667
now
who wants brownies
daddy's rich and the lard is magic
>>693588720
why cant i eat it?
>>693588730
si i can get some at the food cart down the street for breakfast maybe
>>693588857
psh the rum should be enough
growl nack at them :C
>>693588905
it sounds logical to me
>>693589049
brownies sounds nice
>>693589045
I'll just call you bugger
>>693589048
Night
>>693589168
No, GROW
>>693589168
what kind will you get?
>>693589168
Because it's poisonous. It contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer.
i wanna sit on a dildo but im sick and tired. wat do
>>693589298
Please don't.
>>693589298
i'm starting to think you're not going to go to bed
>>693589331
Sit on it, anon
ITT: kik group chats
>Fuck my shit up
>>693589331
Puke your guts out and plead with God to make it stop.
>>693589331
muster up the strength to sit on one anyways and ride it until you tucker yourself out and have a nice restful fulfilled sleep after climaxing
>>693589331
I know the feeling.
>>693589375
G'night Bugger
>>693589482
People keep talkin at me!
>>693589168
Sounds the opposite of logical
>>693589331
Amputate your arm
>>693589298
ohhh
bones are for nerds
>>693589313
maybe like cheese or margarita
>>693589316
well i aint in cali so they cant tell me what i can or cant eat!!!!
>>693589331
eat it
