Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>693559349
I am not. Just trying to make sure akiko doesn't fuck everything up too badly
Early claim
About to get into cleaning now
>claim
>>693558625
the tiddies in that pic really bother me
>>693559049
Nobody likes fat
>nobody
claimed
>>693558983
>Fran
I'll be happy with anything I can get
Even though cannibalism is technically legal getting the stuff is a different story. Can't fuck with dead bodies and harming others is out of the question too
>>693559840
I won't
The more I talk about this the more I realize I'm not joking and I'm a sick fuck. I should stop it
>>693559187
>Mugen
Your choice man
>>693559240
>Shinoa
He's learning but he's about 5 years behind on my experience
Good thing I can give him tips and advice
>>693559349
>Mercy
No, I'm just sick
Fran isn't a cannibal but Mizore is
Not, even though he's not a nigger, he still got the exact same abilities as a nigger, including basketball. Not only that but a ghetto nigger is way better than a normal nigger with set abilities since they have complete control over their white women, wich they can use to gain sex and friend chicken for themselves. Well I said for themself but really any nigger can steal those abilities if they get it right, like that one nigger that turned into a cracker and didn't do anything new, instead he just stole stuff. Kanye West has guns and laser knives, Shaquelle O'Neil has beast mode, Kevin Hart has comic mode and AC/DC boils his blood or something and melts whitey with it.
>>693559187
>Cleared an entire control point while the ult
>Killed more than half the team
>TWICE
Come on now.
>>693559193
I thought it was fun at first too.
>>693559240
This is your chance. Succeeded where I failed.
>>693559560
Kek, yes it was.
When you say it like that, it's hard not to accept it.
>Best idol claimed
Claimed, off to overwatch for a bit
>>693560074
Does Kyouko have mentionable tits? I found this aspect of the series inconclusive.
>>693559975
Sdobb iddd
Fine I'm playing OW now.
Lovely shipfu claimed
Goodnight thread
You have lovely night
>>693560376
Pick me up fam
>>693560645
I'll pick you up.
>>693560481
I think you're a bit drunk
perhaps you should lay down for a bit, before you do something stupid
like get a picture from memecenter
>>693560215
Like you said, Craigslist might be your only option here
>>693560536
Night!
You know, I probably should sleep too, here is something for you guys before I leave
https://youtu.be/PlI1u_VhaE8
Dio-sama...
I was alt-tabbing to talk about Dio in the middle of a Smite match, I fed for most of the game because of that then I realised that I was the only reason why my team was losing so I tried for a moment and got a tripple kill as medusol n' y'no made my team win after someone told me to uninstall so it was great.
>>693560215
Hurrah! Soon he'll learn how to do cool shit with waifu pics like giving them beards and shit
>>693560293
Should I gain knowledge from that, I'll share it with you and others. Those who are successful would want others to succeed as well
>>693560536
Same but goodnight gorgeous
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>693560215
Then why do you want my arm?
>>693560293
You accept the fact that you're a tsun!?
Woohoo~
I was just driving up and down the streets in my subburb and this little fucker landed in my car.
Owned
Maybe i shouldnt be throwing pokeballs around while driving.
>shinoooo
If I ignored any posts
im sorry
please forgive me
>>693561198
>inb4 news talk about how dangerous pokemon apps are.
Holy fuck anyone watching the news.
Some dude just took out 3 cops at a dallas protest
I heard sniper with body armor on.
shits crazy
Still here.
>>693561120
Thats fine, I'm more of a Kuudere anyway.
I wonder if your waifu will ever be in the anime...probably not
>>693561384
I give it a week
> people get hit by cars
>crash cars
>tresspass
>fistfights over pokemon
>Kurumi
>>693560536
Good night, lovely
>>693560376
Okie, samurai Shampoo
>>693560215
Kouhai!
>hugs
Tsumugi daughteru claimed
Aya claimed.
Re-installing OW even though I hate it
>>693561511
Turning on the news now.
Claiming best girlie!
>>693560536
Night Yuuko
>>693560719
Fuck me mama Galko
>>693560912
Probably
I'd never hurt anyone for it
>>693561097
He's just gonna put us all on Karen's haed
>>693560719
I know I'm sick, but I still want it
>>693561685
Hey Mako
What are your thoughts on cannibalism?
>>693561655
You see my response? Was around when the thread closed anyway.
>>693561657
Most of the poke places are on public ground
>>693561657
Someones already walked off a bridge
>>693561657
>>693561975
someone already had the cops called on them
>>693560376
Make sure you play you know who.
>>693561097
Spoken like a true victor. Night smug.
>>693561120
I never said that! You drive a hard bargain.
im back already.
felt like talking to you guys a bit more
>>693561975
>>693562058
well that was fast
>>693562145
Go to bed nurd
>>693562168
REALLY fucking fast.
>>693561927
Only as a last resort
And only lean people
>>693562385
>
This fast?
>>693562168
>>693562385
Its been out in Australia and Asia for a day already
>>693561655
Kuudere are nice too
Maybe if they add new characters.. Maybe
>>693561097
>>693560536
Goodnight you two~
>>693562120
Oi, I know you're acting tsun there
>When you say it like that, it's hard not to accept it.
That's basically admitting it!
>>693562253
fuck you kid, ill pester you for the rest of the night then
>>693562513
Where can i get this app?
>>693561097
Nighty night!
>>693562488
i'd say it was that fast.
>>693562513
i think America got it about 12 hours after Australia and Asia did. still crazy how fast people are doing all this stupid shit so soon.
>>693562747
the app store
>>693562145
Welcome back Kitty cream
You left just before I could show you the newest ohayou and the updated list
>>693562747
Niantic in the app store
>>693562958
More than 24 hours. They had troubles with the servers.
>>693562626
you wont fight me
>>693563468
post em again fam.
>>693563537
i cant fight mercy, shes too perf
>>693562545
Hush it you!
>>693562958
>>693562513
Friend of mine was given odd looks when he stumbled onto a playground full of children, flashing his phone around.
>>693562120
Best idol come play some quik play with me fam.
holy fuck turn the news on
Dudes shooting at cops again
>>693563807
No darling, you are perfect my dear
>>693563537
Mercy is PURE please DELETE THIS
>>693564367
literally best sister no contest
>>693563490
the game broke 10 seconds in for me
>apparently you need a unique name for your character too
>>693564095
Tomorrow we'll hear how he dindu nuffin
My waifu would destroy all your waifus.
Garfa claimed.
>>693564421
MERCY IS A WHORE THAT REVIVED REAPER AND SOLDIER FOR INFITE WARFARE TM
AHHHHHH
>>693563924
I see everything
You'll never silence me!
>>693564663
oh
ok ill just go
thanks
>>693564182
thank you love
>>693564663
I though she only revived reaper n' genji and soldier was just pretending.
>>693564859
no stay
>>693564945
Why is blake best girl? no contest
>>693564533
*Galfa, my bad
You guys need to watch some quality historically accurate anime.
And it still manages to throw in magical girls, for all your waifuing needs.
>>693565473
awww youre too kind.
so are you new? i dont recognize a mercy claim. you new or just someone who goes on and off?
>>693565485
Historically accurate anime? I'm down.
>>693565485
I watched it
definitely one of my favorites
>>693564501
Imagine how many people got it first day
>>693565662
ive been here for about a couple months.
Ijust like blake bc she is keen and sexy.
>>693565941
ah alright. weird because i dont remember you at all.
well mercy is the best character in overwatch. she is a MILF but is so sweet and caring.
nice to meet you btw. people here call me kitty cream, but you can call me whatever you want
>>693565806
>>693565807
Maria the Virgin Witch
It'll learn you up some
>>693563807
pic related
Current queue is as follows:
Akiko
- x EU
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
x Holstaur
x Amatsukaze
x Mugi - thicc eyebrows
x Mio
x Yui
x Kirino
Azusa
Ritsu
Kurisu
Prinz
Rei - school uniform
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Sachii
Miho
Syndra
Yume
Shino - blonde
>>693566176
>people here call me kitty cream
I think you and me are the only one that calls you like that
>Akiko
>>693566176
Kitty cream? that is just adorable. howd tyou get that name>?
>>693566216
Thanks, I'll add it to my list
>>693566828
what are you queueing for?
>>693567170
Akiko to make Ohayous.
>>693566828
jesus fuckin christ man. thatll take you fucking months.
pretty sure this other kid does, he calls me several different things but that was one of them. everyone else just calls me blake but thats boring imo
>>693566857
one of the kids here calls me that because of a lewd video i sent him. i tend to post lewd things a lot
>>693567170
Ohayou's. This is the last one I finished
>pic related
>Akiko
>>693567373
Please can I see the video :3?
>>693567402
Those are amazing! Do you draw them from scratch, or do you have a template?
>>693567309
>>693567402
Oh i see
>>693567498
Coming this summer
"Can a Cyborg Ninja Love?"
>>693567433
You made your own man :^)
>>693567719
Only on theatres july 22nd?
>>693567498
sure, ill grab the mega.nz link.
here you are: https://mega.nz/#!M5Zj2YCQ!Q4UHt48exl6_DPJJsusQaj2g7aTZYSMkOd6fZyA4MxI
its very lewd btw, but its my fav lewd video ever
>>693567917
Do you have a steam or battle net/skype by any chance?
>>693568149
i got steam. i played overwatch beta but didnt buy the game yet.
skype yeah but i only give that out to close friends.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/k111_7h3_n0153/
I'm tired
I guess i'll be going to sleep
I've had this song stuck in my head, and I cannot get it gone...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfWqnjgb8s
You guys got anything like it?
>>693567840
I did not!
>>693564766
If I accept it I won't need to. That's still not an option though!
>>693567373
Their 06 videos really are fucking funny.
>>693567373
It's not even the full list, lemme reupload
>>693567433
Fuck, you made me realize it's not the complete list
>>693567578
Thank you
I use a very basic template from which I start
It's only the shape of the head, mouth and eyes
All the rest is done by me. It's how I prevent every ohayou from looking like each other
Practice is also a factor. I've gotten somewhat better at it over time
>pic related
>Akiko
>>693568275
Cya
Love ya
>>693568319
Yes you did
So this is the full list as it is now
Didn't post the whole thing last time
Akiko
- x EU
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
x Holstaur
x Amatsukaze
x Mugi - thicc eyebrows
x Mio
x Yui
x Kirino
Azusa
Ritsu
Kurisu
Prinz
Rei - school uniform
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Sachii
Miho
Syndra
Yume
Blake neko
Shino - blonde
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Mi Liu
Lily (vocaloid)
Captain comrade
C.C
Mero
Shizuru
Momoyo
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Kotori whaaat?
>>693568604
Accepting it would make thing easier for the both of us, y'know?
>>693568831
What does the "x" mean?
>>693568831
Akkiko you can just make me regular black hair i dont think anyone will get the joke and it may just be confusing.
Anyhow Your pluggin along. Awesome work,
>>693568604
told you man. they get better as it goes on. shit is great
>>693568831
holy hell senpai. i do lots of writing and sometimes do requests for fanfics, and i could never imagine doing a project for like 30 people
>>693568695
When?!
>>693568616
You're welcome.
>Now I must be off to work
>>693566828
>>693568831
Heh
On the full list blakes inserted ahead of tons of people who have been on the list.
>>693569796
because my senpai looks out or me
>>693569593
accepted
Anyone play paragon? its cross platform pc and ps4 pretty crazy
>>693569020
How does it make it easier for you?
>>693569155
It's showing man, it's showing. Looking back I forgot how terrible this game was.
>>693569100
The ones with an x are already completed
>>693569119
Ok i'll change it
>>693569155
Well everyone deserves an ohayou. If I can help with that I'm more than happy to.
>>693569180
Cya Makoto
>>693569796
When people don't show up for a long time they get shoved down. People that frequently come here are prioritized
Also when people piss me off they go down
>>693570372
Isn't Paragon just smite 2.0?
Why am I so autistic? I scare everyone away from me.
>>693571048
>I scare everyone away from me.
How are ya scary, Anon.
>>693570740
Simple, then we won't have to fight this war
Plus it would mean that you're okay with me calling ya Tsunato
>>693571112
because I anally raped my sister.
>>693571112
I sperg out and look really obsessive.
>>693570766
i really appreciate you putting me up higher on the list. let me know when you start on it, in case i want anything specific.
what do you use to draw them? the linework is very good
>>693571244
Some people in the thread you might get along with well.
>>693571249
How so? Any examples?
>>693571048
Wew lad join the club.
>>693571496
That doesn't look right.
>>693571434
names pl0x? I want to find other sister fuckers
>>693571792
You'd look pretty not right if you were shot.
>>693571434
I REALLY don't want to have to give an example.
>>693571794
Oh, I could never give their names out.
>>693571964
That's fine, you don't have to if you don't want to.
Obsessive? Maybe explain generally? You obsess with people or what? Jealousy? Anything like that?
I masturbated last night. It felt like the best one ever. Cum didn't stop.
How is everyone?
Also, sorry shiro (and anyone else who responded to me), I fell asleep a couple days ago, that's why I never replied back to you.
>ika
>>693572109
I tend to obsess with people I care about by accident, which just ends up with them avoiding me.
>>693572263
Who is ika?
>>693571886
I mean
probably
>>693571160
War is all we know, Boss. I can handle that name, I think.
Ayyyy alone in my new house, guess what that means?
>>693572461
So you'd say you're more clingy if anything else.
I mean, just seek therapy or something like that. Nothing some professional help can't fix.
>>693572502
Me. And who are you?
>>693572502
Ika musume, squid girl.
>>693572632
Masturbation.
>>693572632
Fapping once and then being disappointed because you have to wait to fap again?
>>693572757
And who are you?
>ika
>>693572738
>>693572757
I am anon
And had no idea you go by any name other than squid and derivatives
>>693572917
The shitposter who always cucks you at midnight.
Claimed.
>>693572557
You still have time to lead a normal life. Don't let war make your life
From now on, your codename shall be "Tsunato"
You'll have to call yourself that at all-time and correct people when they try to call you any other name
>>693572632
Jumping at their bed!
>>693571332
>i really appreciate you putting me up higher on the list
Don't worry about it. The order changes all the time
People that don't show up go down, people I like or did me a favor go up. I'm not bound by any code to keep the list as it is
>let me know when you start on it, in case i want anything specific.
If you want your ohayou in a specific outfit or style just give me a pic and I'll model it in it's image
>what do you use to draw them
Just photoshop man
>>693572632
/waifu/ and chill?
>>693572738
Hello Ika
>>693573229
its kinda like smite i guess. Looks coola
Shit is happening, check this out guys!
http://bnonews.com/news/index.php/news/landing
>>693572632
Relaxation?
>>693573170
Alright that just made my night. Guess I have no choice now huh?
>>693572632
Do what must be done.
>>693573122
Faggot. You lucky I don't have images on my iPod. Also, I forgot to claim so oh well, I'll just signature then
>>693573229
Hello, how have the wife threads been?
>>693573229
alright, we can worry about that once you actaully get around to mine. no need to stress that shit now
>>693572820
Dio come on dont be so lewd
>>693572823
Still no!
>>693573170
I dont have a bed yet or else I would do that haha
>>693573229
Yeah pretty much, I love it here <3
>>693572632
That and everything else above oh soft one
>>693573542
Yes sir, I will do my best!
>>693572632
When ever I want to fap I just walk into the living room and slowly take my pants off while everyone politely excuses themselves.
>>693573532
Glad to know I brightened your night~
I expect greatness for you!
>>693573794
Ah shoot..
Well I guess 7 am is a good time to sleep
Goodnight guys
>>693573542
Weird, but interesting. I was only here for the last 10 hours
>>693573615
Alright man. Goodnight
>stress
I just make a small reference note and save the pic
>>693573794
You can never leave
>>693573794
It's not that lewd, it's just one word.
>>693574344
fair enough. ill look at pics i have of her and see which one id like as reference.
sleep tight senpai <3
>>693574344
Goodnight best Peaches~
>>693574550
Later Blake
Outfits aren't that hard. If you're conflicted I could do a few iterations with various outfits. Changing the hair is way harder
>>693574640
Goodnight overpriced ship
Ay yo
Fuck I hate cleaning the fryers
>>693574805
>muh feewings
Love ya too
>>693574338
Even better!
>>693574344
I dont want to leave
>>693574438
I know but the thought of it just....ya know
>>693574344
>only here for 10 hours
Nigga, you don't use "only" when it's a long time.
>>693573794
That's a whole lot. Is there even enough time in the night for all of that?
>>693574338
After that, I can't let you down.
>>693574344
Sleep tight.
>>693574965
Faggot
>>693575236
10 hours of /waifu/ isn't a long time for Akiko-anon
>>693575385
Bye best idol
>>693574805
sure thing, night
The usual.
>>693575552
Well... I can't argue that. But still, that's enough time to know what's going on right?
>>693575637
Being here on /wife/?
>>693574989
Wait...wut?
>>693575385
This is my greatest achievement today!
>>693575552
no u
>>693575935
Oh look, another tsun
>>693575935
Oh, it's you.
>ika
>>693575385
Oh I mean I dont have work tomorrow so of course it is!
>>693576042
I think I even confused myself boaty haha
>>693576042
I am not a tsun, Discount Explosion!
>>693576209
What's that mean?!
>>693576417
FUCK YOU RORY SWER ON ME MUM!
>>693576572
It means exactly what it means. Or is it not you? Ha, that's what I thought.
>>693576403
Ah well
>>693576572
Listen, pal, friend, bro, buddy bud. Admitting it will make everything easier to the both of us
>>693575935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGfQak-q9M
>>693576042
Savor it while it last. That reference was too good.
>>693576403
Ayy, that's awesome! Whole night to yourself.
>>693576950
It is me!
>>693577068
I admit nothing because there's nothing to admit!
>>693577269
Heya Maki!
>>693577068
Anywaaaays whats going onnn??
>>693577269
I know its great im gonna get fucked upppppp
>>693577428
>am spoodr nao
man my stomach hurts
paragon is lonnnnnnnng matches.
gets boring
>>693576572
As discounty as Discount Megumin is, >>693577068 is right you know...
>>693577428
Exactly, it's you. I don't see why you so angry. Lol
>>693577581
Spiders are pretty great though.
>>693577428
How goes the night shift, almost Best Idol?
>>693577553
Kek, you're going to wake up on the roof.
>Maki
>>693577581
NOOOOOPE! SHOO SHOO!
>>693577627
Nuh uh! You're all being meanies!
>Makoto
>>693577627
Fuck, I forgot my image.
>>693577581
Also, this is heresy
>>693577624
What happened to you?
>ika
>>693559639
what animu is this?
>>693578792
Seraph of the End of something like that
