Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>693550715
Are you up to anything?
>>693550843
I think you said animal behavioral science at one point
cuh-lamed
hi
I don't know why i play destiny, but i can't stop
Rumia claimed
Claiming best girlie!
>>693550963
I keep forgetting that you're sick.
Karen claimed.
>>693551083
Nah, just laying down.
>What's up?
>>693551087
Cuh-lam!
claimed
>>693549401
>Mizore
Indulging
Given the chance I would not hesitate a second
>>693549537
>Hitagi
Fuck
Most of them are written on paper. Yeah I know it's primitive as fuck. I think I can type one out and send it to you but I can't do that right away
>>693549591
>Suika
I'm not drunk. Yet
So you down for some or what? I always play a drinking game when I play OW at night
>>693550007
>Shinoa
Normally somewhere between 1-2 hours
Depends on how complicated the waifu I'm ohayoufying is. Rory probably took the longest
>>693550213
>Mugen
Looks like we're going NA if Suika aka Maigo wants to join us too
Chillin
>>693550957
>Best tsun
Damn!
I'm too lazy to check forecast kek
Aya claimed. How's it going?
>>693550963
Sorry I only have porn.
Videl claimed
>>693544110
Thanks
>>693544308
Okay...
>>693544387
Seraph of the End is good anime
>>693544642
More fucking faggots
>>693547529
Fuck you
>>693547700
And?
>>693551083
Everyone seems to think that, but i'm hard headed enough to think everyone else is wrong.
>>693551243
See i'm the same way
We still have much in common
>>693551117
mugi
First and only best wife. Why does no one else pick classic or older animes?
>>693551221
My apologies, I was distracted by outside events.
I hope your day has been well. You're posting so I presume nothing completely horrible has happened, if that's the case I'm glad.
Best youkai claim
>>693550963
kagami claimed!!!
>>693551232
My dad is helping run a BBQ contest this weekend as a fundraiser, I'm going to be competing in it. I know I probably won't place very high, there are some professionals there, but hopefully I can at least beat my mom
>>693551429
That's probably it
>>693551460
because her eyes stare into your soul
>>693549819
Another...decisive...victory.
>Yui 1 - Ui 0
>>693550175
>Thinks I'm the one in denial
>>693551231
Good choice, I assume you agree with her famous quote.
Antonio Carried
>>693550291
>kagami
just be gentle if you poke!
y-you're making me blush..and your smile is probably amaazing, just like you are!
>>693550298
>homura
thanks! it's nice to see that there are regulars here. i agree, it's totally the perfect ice breaker all summed up in an image.
hmmm I'll have to keep that in mind!
>>693551460
They suck is why
>>693551523
You dew that?
>>693551523
Put semen in your bbq sauce
>mfw no husbandos claimed
>>693551221
Don't worry my dude. People forget
>>693551239
Fucking hell who was the quickest to make?
>>693550715
>Mirozre
Have you been in any battles with other trainers?
>>693550957
>shinoa
Fucking bet dude. Scary thing is that they do so well with fake smiling and shit but you still know it
>>693551395
Pretty chill dude. You?
>>693551427
Thanks man. Haven't seen watamote yet
>>693551429
>pic
My sides/10
>>693551460
Some weren't born in that generation to like it? Maybe the animations of newer gen looks better
>>693550715
>Mirozre
Have you been in any battles with other trainers?
>>693550957
>shinoa
Fucking bet dude. Scary thing is that they do so well with fake smiling and shit but you still know it
>>693551799
Fuck off mai
>>693551799
There's dio, spike mugen, skeletor and possibly others
>>693551552
Well, you are the one denying that women age
>>693551330
>best tsun
Kek'd
>>693551488
>1488
those numbers though.
Nothing horrible has happened. Nothing major has happened at all.
>>693551867
That is true. Has it been getting better at all?
>>693551239
Do that, send me a few.
>>693551239
>indulging
Wew, wish you would share.
>Don't do anything to illegal.
>>693551523
You flip a burger once while it's cooking, and you don't press it!
Salt and pepper go along way.
Sweet and spicy is always good.
>Try mixing jelly into the sauce to sweeten it with some cajuan spices.
>>693551867
Yeah I got 2 gyms near me so I'm trying to hold them.
>>693551330
You can't win this war~
Kek, a quick google search is easy.
>>693551867
I know right? Try to steer clear of them at all times.
>Best idol claimed
>>693551867
Kawaii in the streets senpai in the sheets
>noticed
>>693551523
It's always everyone else's fault. ~
>>693551867
God you're busy
>>693551867
>shinoa
What the hell? I meant maki
>>693551552
>white flag
>it's getting late and it's time to retreat to the mini makeshift blanket fort
>>693551790
I didn't, I think mortician Fran did.
That might be the secret ingredient, but only for certain people
>>693552041
No, I'm smoking ribs. I already have my rub and everything ready.
>>693551594
Thanks and yes that's the reason she's my favorite pokegirl.
I searched the entire archive and haven't found a single mention of animal behavior from Yukko, but I remember a QOTT about people majors with Yukko saying animal behavior so vividly, Is this the real life?
>>693551867
Same. Just playing this RTS called Men of War. Pretty good game.
>>693552039
Getting jealous~?
>>693552088
Oh, I will win it, trust me on that
It's easy, but I have better things to do, like do nothing at all!
>>693552039
>1488 is a combination of two popular white supremacist numeric symbols.
Well now. I'm blonde so lets just pretend that was intentional.
I mean, that's better than bad shit happening. How have you been lately?
>>693552276
How long you gunna smoke em?
Kyouko claimed.
>>693552173
One step ahead of you, I never leave the fort.
>tfw wrapped up cozy with blankets already.
>>693551867
I'm not sure, but I think it was Eucliwood
Because he only very rarely shows up and because it was a special occasion I made his ohayou in a very fast tempo
>>693552039
Aight, I gotta type some out
Or maybe I'll just write a new one on pc. Whatever I feel like
>>693552041
Sharing is caring, but I need my limbs Mizore
I'm not going to harm anyone. I did read a story of a guy who put an ad up and got his fix like that. He did go to jail but only because the other guy died, not for eating him
>tfw cannibalism is technically legal here
Tempting, right?
>>693552124
Only if they are the jungler, or the ADC if you are a support
>>693552465
5 hours at 200, that's what my dad and I generally do
>>693552466
Hello Kyouko!
>>693552039
The dayuil and nyquil, oranges, and soup helps a lot but barely getting better
>>693552041
Lucky!
>>693552088
Gotcha boss man. What else do I need to know?
>>693552102
I've already noticed you though!
>>693552124
Kek I just reply to others and hold convos. That's it
>>693552344
Reminds me of the total war series
>>693551239
Its time for the ball to be in my court
>>693552088
More like worst player
>>693552466
You are supposed to be banned you nerd
This thread is shit.
God I hate it when people don't control their steps.
>Stomp stomp stomp.
You weigh fucking 110lbs soaking wet, you don't have to step down, step forward, fucks sake woman!
>>693552331
Now I can't even find a QOTT with Yukko saying animal science
wtf I hate my memory now
>>693552919
then why are you here
>>693552728
Poor guy. Must be real busy
>shinoa
Fuck you all whoa
>>693551239
That's a nice set of tits.
I'm playing FO4 nao. Go do your thing there without me.
>>693553039
Idk tbh. I have nothing better to do to be completely honest.
>>693551756
i will!!! i wouldn't wanna hurt you or anything!!!
ach! i-it really isn't!!! and you're the amazing one, you cutie
>>693551415
>>693552967
Well now don't i feel special
>>693552351
Of what?
>>693552403
I've been just fine.
A little tired, but fine other than that.
How about you?
>>693552728
Do both, send me results, I'll send sketches if it makes my brain twitch.
>>693552897
I've never really used cold medicine and most of my colds go away within a week if that.
Soup, and water are the best.
Just make sure you're eating good/keeping hydrated.
You'll be fine shinoa.
>>693551756
>nice to see that there are regulars here
There are, and despite being far from the first or the last time this happens, it's still fascinating that a community like this could surge on a place like /b/.
I'm sure you already noticed a some regulars here, *cof cof* Kagami.
>>693552291
Did you ready any of the mangas? After reading special adventures I simply can't watch the anime, the complexity of the plot and violence is way too different, it's obvious that the anime target audience is kids while the manga is teenagers and adults.
Also what would be your favourite pokémon? Mine is volcarona.
>>693551278
I found a way for you to like Death Grips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzNZR-LXZc
>>693552351
>Doubt.jpg
Well when you put it that way you have a point. Nothing is the best .
>>693552897
That's about it my man. Kek, I'm not an expert.
>>693552909
I'm not the one who's lacking skill here.
>>693552897
Kinda, yeah.
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>693552728
Very tempting!
>Come on, just a nibble~
>>693552794
Nice. Fall off the bone.
>>693552897
I live in a "historic" area. Aka: tons of churches and history societies, and like 2 civil war monuments.
But yeah, the museum near me, and a historic society down the road are my two gyms.
>>693553048
Playing Fallout 3.5 huh,
well I hope you're enjoying it
>spamming porn on /b/
oh no this is so unusual and unexpected
how will we deal with this?
Claimed under the waifu Claiming association
>>693552909
You can put your balls in my court any time
>>693553039
Nani sore
>>693553046
Yeah, but I do enjoy it
No one asked me to do this. Karen made the orignial list and I just picked it up. I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't want to
>>693553048
>That's a nice set of tits
I can see you know quality
>Go do your thing there without me
Alright join us whenever you want friend
>>693553370
It's a deal
I'll try to find my least cringeworthy story
>tfw just realized they're all written in dutch
Got some translating to do as well
>>693553435
Don't tempt me Mizore
I will eat you
>>693552088
Hey man what anime is this from, if any?
Oh look, it's 4am. Good night.
Fuckin aye.
These threads are cruzin
bored as fuck tonight
>>693553391
Did you see that the moba paragon is free now for ps plus this month its kinda fun.
>>693553752
Rip Homura
Come play with us again tomorrow faggot
>>693553752
Strangle that pillow good
>yuuko
>>693552999
Galko
>>693552728
It's simple, cut off a part of yourself and eat it. Not illegal and you don't have to do it to someone else
>>693553435
Not quite, you want some resistance.
The reason it falls off the bone in restaurants is because they have it under a heat lamp for a while
>>693553752
Oh, goodnight
>>693553390
I have only read some chapters here and there(I don't watch the anime at all) there's so much material I just don't know where to start, although Adventures is probably the best starting point. I pretty much only play the games and my favorite pokemon is Dusknoir :)
I searched "QOTT major" "QOTT degree" "QOTT occupation" "QOTT study" "QOTT studying" and haven't found anything, I thought I could trust my own mind.
>>693553370
Of the title?
Or I simply misunderstood ya
>>693553391
Look, we can make this easy for the both of us. You just gotta accept my claim
Indeed, I'd rather do nothing than do stuff
>>693553205
no no, you're the amazing cutie!
give me that finger too~
>>693553390
it's surprising to me too. when I first saw the threads, I imagined they wouldn't last long. so, this is a pleasant surprise!
>I'm sure you already noticed a some regulars here, *cof cof* Kagami.
I-I have no idea what you are talking about!
>>693553370
Well that's good. Anything notable happen lately? Or just the usual nothing/relaxation?
I've been pretty tired myself lately. I just sort of gave up on sleeping for the most part. I take the occasional nap. How is your sleep schedule?
I just got done hanging out with my roommate, nothing special.
>>693553391
You wanna go best? ill pistol whip you so hard you wont be able to tell torb from his turret
>>693553741
oh man, this isnt like you akiko. What happened to "i like women with vaginas"
>>693553924
The reason it falls off the bone is we microwave it wile it's reaped in pastic wrap and covered in liquid margerine.
>My side does alllllllll the ribs.
>>693553741
Not before I eat you!
>I play with my food too!
>>693554173
The thumbnail of that reaction image looked a lot more fitting.
>>693552527
are you wearing headphones?
my fort is sitting on the floor beside the bed and pulling my deskchair in front of my knees then tossing over the blanket over my head from the bed draping onto the back of the chair.
>Ui
>>693554512
>>693552527
>image
also this is when I transition to this tablet I have for reading manga and browsing, don't have proper curtains only these weak blinds that still cast my silhouette that you can see from outside even with just the light from the desktop.
>>693554512
>are you wearing headphones?
Yeah, why do you ask?
And sounds like some top tier comfy, I just wrap my self up with blankets and quilts untill heat exhaustion.
>>693554304
hehehe!! psh...you can have it...i don't need it anyways!!!
>hmmm, both of us can't be the adorable one...it has to be you!!!
>>693553924
Problem is this conflicts with my mortal fear of needles. Cutting a part of myself off will require professional medical help after, something really I'm not too fond of. I could try to treat it myself at the risk of infection and other complications, which again results in me having to seek professional help. Thanks for the suggestion but I've already thought this over
>>693554428
I thought we had a deal Mugen
>>693554467
Sorry, but I already promised this ass to Mugen in exchange for his arm
You can have a piece if you want
Kyouko
<3
U no who is
>>693553924
Chef here
The reason they are fall off the bone in restaurants is Usually they are all cooked at a previous date and eather boiled in a bag up to temp or microwaved/at shitty places. Secondly like you said we cook them at a lowwww temp for a long ass time in the oven.
I also carve a huge ex on the back of the ribs in order to loosen them up. Some places ive worked we soaked them in pinnapple juice for like 2 days the acid in the pineapple juice eats away the fat converting it to sugar.
If anything heatlamps will dry out shit and stiffin it up.
ALso this place i worked at we cooked them metal trays wrapped in plastic wrap filled with beer and water. That pretty much makes them fall apart.
In competition Fall off the bone is kinda a bad thing.
>>693554200
Why would I be jealous
We all know who the best Tsun is.
>>693553741
>translating
I'm prepared for this literal translation.
>>693554353
Work, Thats all thats happened lately.
My sleep schedule is fine.
I wake up early in the morning, I go to bed early at night.
>>693555214
you don't need needles to treat missing limbs
>>693555214
>Get a piece of that ass.
Can I even say no to that?
Im gonna drive down the road to the poke shop and get some shit BRBR
DRUNK MERCY AMA
(came back from partyh)
ASK ME ANYTHING
AND I WILL TRY TO ANSWER HONESTLY
>>693553856
Might have to check that out.
>>693554200
Why should I accept it?
In a sense we're always doing something. It's just that something is nothing.
>>693554428
All I have to do is deflect, swift strike, then hit you with a fan of blades. Unless you want to fly away of course.
>>693555249
Hey, that's my butt.
>>693555046
that just adds to comfiness in my opinion, hoping to get a decent over the ear pair that can block out ambience so I can reach higher levels of comf.
>>693552897
I havent been here in like 3 hours
I need to be noticed more
>>693555559
>>693555555
Off by 4
>>693555659
im forgetting images, I need to make the fort
>>693555046
>>693555214
oh we do friend, this arm is ready for the taking. I got everything we need ready
>>693555545
You cant deflect that clean left hook the the head, only the bullets
You can dash away and parkour all you want, ill fly and hunt you down
Dio-sama...
>>693555668
Who would even bother noticing the shittiest vampire.
>>693555770
Nevermind?
>The double Cirno
>>693554467
Or that. That would do it
>>693555214
Hm, well do you have any hydrogen peroxide? That kills most infections, and if it is only a small amount it shouldnt be hard to keep clean if you bandage it
>>693555352
Oh, I think I misremembered then.
And my family does bag leftovers to boil like that
>>693555506
Well, I think you might be able to have my ass. Chara isn't into them, so I guess it's all yours
This little fucker just popped out on me as i was about to leave
>shino
I know you motherfuckers want to ask some questions, dont be shy
<3333333333333333
>>693555365
Maki? :^)
>>693555545
Flaunt it with pride!
Fair enough
>>693555668
Noticed. Ya happy?
>>693556140
Attention whoring taken to a whole new level.
>>693555978
Dude the pineapple juice thing is MONEY!
>>693555978
>Fran's ass is mine.
Prepare your anus.
>>693556071
>Deed you git him?
Best Waifu claimed
>>693555902
says the half vampire
>>693556071
if dubs you must eat it
>>693556140
is a (you) what you want?
>>693556271
You know it!
Like my tenth one this place is saturated with the little fuckers.
Miz where the leg shots at? thats like her best feature.
>>693556243
Let's be honest anon, is that not what animu threads are for?
why do people post blank posts with images then
>>693556352
kirino a shit
>>693556352
Good claim anon
You treat her right now
>>693556140
How was the party? I'm only asking cause I'm bored at the moment.
>>693556257
I'll have to try it some time
Is it much different than brining?
>>693556271
I approve of this lewdness
>>693556366
Honestly clock waifu, that's all I wanted.
Thank you
>>693555365
Well, I hope work has been goin' smoothly, lovely.
Lucky, has being tired been a constant thing or just one of those "Just not one of my days." kinda deal?
Any plans for the next few weeks?
>>693555536
Can we fugg?
Also gave up on FO4 because no attention span drunk.
>>693555937
There are twice as many buses not in Gensyoko.
So I'm doing OW. Fuck you.
>>693556366
In the jojoverse half-vampire isn't even a term as it wouldn't mean anything.
>>693555365
Don't let the ship drag you into this.
>>693556142
There's no need to!
>>693555854
As if you'd even get that close. There's no need to do any of that. You'd go down within 20 seconds.
>>693556610
I mean maybe we can fugg.
What do you look like?"
>>693555902
Your a shitty half baked vampire
You werent even born a vampire
>>693556179
No
Its never enough
>>693555427
Nice pic
Won't I need a baxter or blood transfusion?
>>693555506
Well if we're going in together Mugen better prepare
>>693555770
Looks like Cirno is scripting again
I remember at least 2 other threads where he's done this kind of shit
>>693555854
All the heals in the world won't be enough once I'm done with you
>>693555978
It is still ill-advised to cut your own limbs off. How am I gonna explain that shit?
Better to put an ad out on craigslist. Some people out there got serious masochistic issues
>>693556140
Can I have a piece of your arm or thigh?
>>693555659
Sounds like a plan.
I've used these headphones (https://www.amazon.co.uk/JVC-HAM5X-Xtreme-Xplosives-Headphone/dp/B004W73TCI) for a few months now, no complaints.
Anyway, I got to go now, have a good one.
>>693556808
Why would you want my body part, Akiko?
>>693555562
best girl in thread
>>693556692
You aren't wrong
As long as you admit it~
>>693556692
>20 seconds and not 5
Worst genji confirmed
>>693556808
That sounds really lood all things considered. You better ready for body for all that action. I wont go easy on you
>>693556669
way to sidestep it
but at the end of they day, Dio is weak
>>693556808
Depends on what you cut off and if you cut off blood flow beforehand
>>693556366
>>693556071
I got dubs
eat the weedle
>>693557078
>>693555427
Sakamoto
>>693556142
>tfw your waifu is actually in an anime
:^)
>>693556585
Always pretty tired.
I plan on working.
How about you?
>>693556692
But this is fun.
>>693556439
Legs you ask?
>>693556808
Better get some lube.
>Or butter sauce.
>Sleep closes in
>Eyes grow heavy.
QOTT: why are you voting for Donald J Trump?
>>693556815
Mm.
>
>likewise
>>693556739
Dadbod. Can bench press a woman. Can squat half a car. Can't get rid of the encroaching greys. I'm old nigga. So old that my goal is Henry Rollins.
We don't have to fugg. Do you cook? Let's cook together.
>>693553370
Alright gotcha boss man!
>>693553391
Aw damn
>>693553435
So in a way, it's old town?
>>693553741
So you and Karen are splitting up there work?
>>693553752
Night
>>693555668
Noticed then!
>>693557403
I can easily bench press like an average american women, what is that like 130 lbs?
havent been working out that long because of work :(
>>693556808
Not like all the way off, just skim off the top.
No wait, muscle doesn't grow back. This is a horrible idea
>>693556956
To eat
>>693557287
Oh no, I guess I will see you later then
Have nice lewd dreams
>>693557284
Huh, think it might be a medical issue? Some kind of deficiency?
Where do ya work, anyway?
Gonna be gone for like two weeks. Gotta take care of some personal stuff.
>>693556790
When will it be enough?
>>693557287
Night icee!
>>693557284
>this destroys the Amatsu
>>693557725
I mean I have a good amount of meat in my arms.
so go ahead its a buffet
>>693556956
Just your average cannibalistic tendency
>>693557232
>tfw if I want a piece of that I'll have to survive Mugen's untamed fury first
Still worth it
>>693557246
Wanted to go for upper arm since I've already had thigh. You can get some really cool cyberkinetic prosthetics nowadays
>>693557287
I like that gif, and the way you think
>Sleep closes in
>Eyes grow heavy.
Same here Mizore
Goodnight. I'll probably hang around and play some more vidya before I go
>>693557486
Karen isn't doing anything. He just made the original list. I'm doing everything
He's not that good with photoshop yet
>>693557725
>just skim off the top
That's just gonna be fat and skin. Not very good
>This is a horrible idea
This whole idea is pretty horrible, but I can't help it
It almost sounded like a good idea to me
>>693557246
Not, even though he's not a pillar man, he still got the exact same abilities as a pillar man, including strenght. Not only that but jojovampirism is way better than normal vampirism with set abilities since they have complete control over their bodies, wich they can use to gain abilities unique to themselves. Well I said unique but really any vampire can copy those abilities if they get it right, like that one hamon master that turned into a vampire and didn't do anything new, instead he just copied Dio. Dio has freeze and laser eyes, Kars has Light mode, wham has wind mode and AC/DC boils his blood or something and melts people with it.
>>693557232
If I admit it then what? Others will want the title.
>>693557232
Gotta take the time it takes from walking out of spawn into consideration. Besides, I bet you can't even hit a Huge Rez.
>>693557284
That's what I thought.
>>693557486
Sorry man. I'm not a Mack.
>>693558076
ASL?
goodnight thread!!! ill see everyone tomorrow, sweet dreams and sleep tight to all!!
>>693558625
I'm Eurofag
>>693558754
Night Kagami
>>693557939
Shit won't grow back is the problem
>>693558076
Oh yeah, you would have to go a bit deeper. Maybe make a bacon strip?
>>693558754
We love you!
Late claim
Goddamn did work rape me hard just then
>only good boys get the duck fat
>>693558076
I agree, so it is gonna be one dank session for the arm or a few sessions for pieces?
>>693558457
>Won a game off a 4 man res with the guys
I bet you cant even take out the support when you ult, the only thing genji is ok at
>>693557888
>trips proves
Sunk.
>>693557771
Probably not.
I'm self employed.
Go take care of your personal jihad.
>>693558457
>thats what I thought
Wait what?
>>693558076
Yet~
>>693558457
:^(
>>693558754
Night kagami!
>shinoa
>>693558820
What does that mean?
are all eurofags cannibals?
>>693558983
Are you a cannibal too?
>>693559193
What makes you think that?
Oh? Freelance work? What kind of work do you do?
More so my father being an ass.
>>693558422
Not, even though he's not a nigger, he still got the exact same abilities as a nigger, including basketball. Not only that but a ghetto nigger is way better than a normal nigger with set abilities since they have complete control over their white women, wich they can use to gain sex and friend chicken for themselves. Well I said for themself but really any nigger can steal those abilities if they get it right, like that one nigger that turned into a cracker and didn't do anything new, instead he just stole stuff. Kanye West has guns and laser knives, Shaquelle O'Neil has beast mode, Kevin Hart has comic mode and AC/DC boils his blood or something and melts whitey with it.
>>693558457
I guess the first reply was for me?
Maybe, but you're still the best~
>>693558754
Goodnight lewd one
>>693559193
rip
>Amatsu
>>693559349
Mercy is pure please delete this
>>693558625
Mercy is pure, please delete this
>>693557553
You will never work out that long.
There is never time to work out.
You must MAKE time to work out.
My favorite tautology:
If you don't make time for it, you haven't made time for it.
>>693559639
>>693557939
Mercy is pure please delete this
>>693557553
Mercy is pure please delete this
>>693556956
Mercy is pure please delete this
>>693559546
That's pretty good
>Dio
