Unobtainable Asian goddesses thread
Girls that would just laugh at you
Look at the legs on the right one
>>693544330
they'd make good cumdumpsters
>>693544330
If you know where to look, you can find plenty of hot Asians that would sell their family for white cock regardless of how fat, ugly, or virgin you are.
>>693544330
Neither of those girls are particularly attractive
I would laugh at them
>>693544330
ucsd. who are you. i know that girl.
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>>693545656
Ig of left girl plz
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>>693545874
Thank you.
She might Not be attainable, but I can still fap
>>693545764
Dat ass!
>>693544330
That one on the right
>>693545118
Who are you and which one do you know? Is a better question
>>693545764
She's fire
Where I live asians literally make up ~1% of the population.
I've seriously only ever seen asian people on a few occasions locally.
>>693544330
Prettiest right here for sure
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>>693549420
Face?
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>>693549367
more halloween pics?
>>693550035
yeah, a few
1/3
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>>693550635
how about more bunny costume?
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>>693550706
3/3
>>693550706
also, story about what happened on the night she wore that?
>>693550506
more of the one on the right?
>>693550822
she probably gave a lot of guys blue balls
You can find girls that look as good as any of these, and get a blowjob or better, in any bar in the Philippines. You just need a little cash.
Hell, the last time I was there, there were a couple of bars offering a free blowjob with your first drink.
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>>693550706
okay, going to transition from Ruby to Laura... I think you will like her
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>>693551698
Ai Shinozaki.
Even if she knew I existed, only way in hell she would even look at me is if I was famous or extremely rich.
Hell, even if she had to choose from the people who idolized her, I'm sure there are better looking men that do.
>>693551865
any nude?
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>>693551947
nope, you'll have to use your imagination on this one.
>>693552081
what's her last name?
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>>693551566
/dump
>>693552165
starts with X... why, know her?
I got you all beat. Ran across the goddess on Tinder
>>693552249
no, just curious haha
>>693552478
more of her screenshot
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>>693552480
oh ok, Laura Xiang (IG laura_xiang)
>>693550805
moar of the lifeguard!
>>693544330
That girl on the right
>>693553225
dumping random azn
>>693551566
i imagine if groping girls was legal, she'd be groped every time she leaves the house
>>693553225
Hnnnnng
>>693544714
Wow
>>693552207
holy shit I LOVE ASIANS LEGS AND FEET
>>693553458
oh for sure
>>693545764
sweet jesus
>>693552207
Ig please! For the love of God
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>>693554124
yes instagram PLEASE
>>693553934
lost hard. ig pls
>>693554124
already posted
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>>693544736
Elaborate
>>693554444
Nice quads
>>693554509
>laura_xiang
shiet, private account
>>693554448
also like to know
>>693554622
My thought too
>>693554622
>>693554881
oops, used to be public.
>>693554448
Asianfag reporting
Step 1. Don't be asian
Asian=Asian dick
Asian chicks don't like asian dicks
>>693554488
More
asians are disgusting
>>693544330
As if a 1,40m urineskin could ever laugh about a 2m long aryan.
>>693554622
>>693554881
some here
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=laura+xiang+cwru
OR make an acct and follow her...
>>693554488
Paisley ;)
Boom
>>693554997
Ur doing gods work.
>>693554807
Don't be asian.
Pretend to be polite/studious to her parents
(All that really matters is to get to her parents)
Her parents will do most of the work to set you up. If you're white, you're not competing against other Asians.
Learn how to cook so Asian chicks will flock to you to take pics for Instagram
Asianfag reporting. I would know
>>693555005
Is this tru?
>>693555234
:)
so glad i grew out of this yellow fever. Asians are basically black girls with yellow skin. Prove me wrong.
>>693555489
I cook. I'm going to try this.
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>>693553983
how do you think she'd react?
>>693549237
Aww rook same
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>>693552623
thats a pornstar dawg
her name is alina li
>>693555530
Most asian chicks haven't been hit on by white guys. Think of it like how white girls dig black guys. The concept is the same except east Asians generally hate blacks.
>>693555603
Black girls drag their knuckles, Asian girls don't.
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>>693555692
Great bikini pic. Moar
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>>693555724
Any ig
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>>693555598
.... Gonna wank real quick
>>693552478
>dark skinned asian
Ew, gtfo m8
Not even the Hot black girl threads want that shit
>>693555692
don't have more of her, but another random
>>693555005
Feels thread that away
>>>/c/atalog
>>693555742
she would probably slap you, then fuck you
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>>693553934
Maor plsss
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>>693547648
why does it matter? these look like snap/instagram pics. anybody can grab and post them.
>>693555005
you sound like such a beta asian. keep digging that hole in that mind for yourself, bc it's not true. just be a better man overall
-sincerely, a fellow asian
>>693557017
Fire
>>693556964
Still great, thanks
>>693544330
>unobtainable
You mean like chinks and growing an ass?
>>693548728
>She's fire
nigger
>>693558308
No, niggers like thick girls not this little boy trap shit
God I miss being in college surrounded by cute Asian girls.
It just made my day better. I could not sleep for 3 days and not eat for one, running to my 3rd class before 2pm and I would still have a smile on my face getting to walk around and see nothing but them.
>>693557253
nigger
>>693558154
Dump got damn!!
I hate gooks
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>>693547648
who's the girl on the left?
>>693559316
red bull, are you blind?
>>693559286
she would spit on me
I'd save her spit
put it in the freezer to maintain its basic composure
let it age 4+ years
then take it out and use it as an ice cube in some koolaid
this chick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvDDYmbsr-Q
>>693555692
?
just for you op
>>693556964
my favorite
>>693544330
>Girls that would just laugh at you
>not Raugh
YOU HAD ONE JOB OP
>>693559613
You got a kik? We could trade
>>693559937
dat pose for her picture tells me she a hoe tho
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>>693560115
Still fuck her in a heart beat
>>693556993
wouldn't she resist?
>>693552623
Former pornstar Alina Li
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>>693555724
Holy shit this girl is dumb as fuck. I used to love this picture. Fuck you guys for showing me her twitter and what a dimwitted buffoon she is.
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>>693549237
Where ya live? I'll visit you. maybe let you shake my hand.
>>693555005
Except Korean girls. They almost always only date Korean guys. And they are the hottest by far.
-white guy with Chinese wife
>>693559937
would you want to see her turned into a sex slave?
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>>693560562
what the hell did you think she was going to be, an advanced scholar who makes a hobby of posting sexy pics online for validation?
>>693560722
Duh, looks like she has a great ass. Anyone like her ass?
>>693546843
Wow me likey the shorty
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>>693560975
it's nothing amazing but I do really enjoy it
>>693560191
i would do horrible horrible things just to meet this one in real life
>>693551634
Holy shit. That bitch is in Cleveland. I'd say somewhere around W6 or W9.
Anyone like?
>>693551830
10/10
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>>693551865
Fuck now I'm craving a slurpee
>>693560709
Koreans are tough, but they aren't exceptionally exclusive to Koreans.
I fucked up for my own reasons, but even a shithead lurker like me had a kqt following my dick around in college.
I think the key is that you need to be above average in key areas. If they're going to fuck non-Korean, they can't be ashamed of it if other Koreans find out. What those key areas are differs by each girl's taste, of course. So it's a fucking crap shoot.
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>>693561241
yep. we go to school in Cleveland.
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>>693552567
That is not Alina Li you dumb niggers.
Her face is close, but that's definitely not her.
Probably a bot though with a pic of a Chinese model
>>693560466
maybe
>>693561505
the less fobby they are the better your chances. it's a cultural wall that surrounds them
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>>693561513
wow she is manly there
>>693561761
Mmmm nice
>>693561785
Where? CSU? Case?
>>693561830
it is you dumbfuck. Alina Li's real name is Chichi Zhou.
>>693561830
Those pics are straight from her instagram you dumbass.
>>693562370
Case
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>>693562702
Let's trade.
>>693562259
ehhh... depends.
The chasing me was straight FOB, came here when she was 13 not knowing any English (it was perfect by the time I met her in college, however).
If they Korean-American, it depends on if she's trying to act up to seem like she fits in with other Koreans. Fucking a white dude would get immediate claims of being a banana and in general would just look "unKorean."
A FOB, on the other hand, might be eager to differentiate themselves from the community and purposely not subscribe to the Korean-only rule. This could either manifest as a person not wanting any Koreans at all, or simply being open to other races.
Like I said, total crap shoot. But somewhat hope inspiring since it means there's no reason not to at least try.( ... She did however later say to a friend she dated later on that she probably wouldn't get serious with a non-Korean, and moved by to Seoul a year after graduation...so there's that for your case)
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>>693562930
Don't have any nudes tbh, just a childhood friend who I flirt with from time to time
>>693544330
>Girls that would just laugh at you
And that's what you start with?
>>693563068
sorry for the errors, it's been forever since I typed anything out on a mechanical keyboard and my brain is outpacing my hands
>>693563163
Foreal? That's pimpin. Idc about nudes, I just need to wank.
>>693562702
>need to start squatting again
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>>693551634
Holy shit that couch is from that student center at case
>>693562370
Undergrad?
>>693563930
You got a kik?
>>693560975
i'm sure guys would play with her asshole
>>693563163
Wait. how do you not have nudes? She's practically waiting for you to give her the green light.
>>693564298
yep, it is!
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>>693564407
yah
great thread
>>693564637
she has a bf?
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>>693564665
Great pic
>>693564844
dubs
>>693564736
not that I'm aware of
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>>693564595
Tried and failed bro. I already have a gf that she knows about.
>>693564844
dang what's the occasion
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>>693564975
Nah
>>693564879
she is yummy
deez titties
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>>693564736
what difference does that make in terms of banging her?
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>>693565266
oh my lawd
>>693565214
shheeeiiit
>this is not photoshop
>>693565069
Damn. Dump her pics in new thread
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>>693565087
Agreed
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>>693565758
Probably won't be around for it
>>693544714
>of any Asian I've seen
Cause short Asians don't have nice legs - they are too short.
Left's legs are longer, have a better shape, and don't have that nasty hyperextended look from wearing heels that are too big for such a short leg.
>>693566000
worthy of trips
>>693565879
Thanks for the dump m8
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>>693544330
Lol sorry, but a bitch that can eat straight from the bait bucket is not someone I'd let laugh at me unless I was throwing down the wetness inducing humor and I felt like hearing an annoying giggle or a bock bock gobble gobble. 2/10 for making me reply though.
>>693564844
i think i know girl on the far left.
do they go to college in MA?
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>>693566158
This one always cracks me up
just matched with an asian girl on tinder who's profile said "just here to laugh at you"
is she laughing at me?
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>>693556177
Did this guy bleach his dick?
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>>693566930
God bless
new asian thread after?
>>693545874
please no buck tooth ching chongs
>>693554448
Engineer here, only girls in my classes were Asian and ended up marrying one way out of my league. One of them had a great quote: to Asian girls I'm Brad Pitt. White girls on the other hand want nothing to do with me because I'm not Chad Thundercock; even if they are fugly they still think they deserve nothing less. Asian chicks on the other hand care for light skin, income and babies. So a science degree for a white male willing to support their kids is gold. Your kids are generally quite attractive too, hapas turn averagefag genetics to protier. Good luck.
Tl;dr prime rib Asian pussy awaits the employable white male
>>693568659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYYVATuLwCA
>>693555603
East Asians have highest average IQ of any race, on par with Askenazis.
>>693568659
100% true
engaged to a filipina, we have 2 sons. pussy is still tite.
>>693566120
gross man on trap action
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>>693569147
You risk having sons with asian sized penises
>>693557181
Only about 20% of Asian girls dig white guys, they may fuck a hot Asian guy but they've already decided they're marrying white. But the other 80% who may even experiment with a white bf are going to marry Asian. So odds are for you, pro tip I've seen work is just go to the gym, Asians tend to not get big but they get buff and toned easily, think Bruce Lee, and most Asian girls prefer this to white guy bear mode.
Tl;dr Asian guy + gym = swimming in Asian pussy
>>693569413
>Asian penis risk
True, won't really know till boys hit puberty, but not concerned. Chicks who care about dick size aren't really the ones you want them to be with. If a lesbians can please women more than men, I don't see why small dicks can't.
>>693570700
Because lesbians use giant fucking dildo's, so no you're little ass dick won't please a woman. Even lesbians have bigger dicks than you.
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>>693561830
Qiqi Zhou aka Alina Li.
>>693569076
All asians are retarded.
>>693567280
who is this?
>>693544906
Oh shit, I live walking distance from there!! Don't know her though.
>>693546843
Dang more of the right in the new thread please
westernized asians = lowest tier possible
yet get treated like goddesses
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is the guy posting Laura Xiang still here?
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>>693572899
but they're still super hot
I just wish prostitution were legal because there's no other way I'd manage to have sex with any of them
>>693560709
Sup. Korean guy dating white girl here.
But Korean girls are unbearably fickle. I can't stand them. Can vouch for their hotness thiugh.
