Did /b/ catch any pokemon yet?
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Did /b/ catch any pokemon yet?
Yes, your mom OP
>>693542215
Xd xd your mom! Rekt xd xd xd
>tfw not in canada
just another reason to leave this dump
>>693542081
16 so far
I've caught dozens already and I've evolved a few as well as fully evolved a pidgeot. I've marked several gyms in my town including all the locations at the nearby college. It was my day off so I took some long bike rides
>>693542081
Mankey and a bulbasaur without leaving my house.
Didn't really get into it yet, gonna spend Saturday walking around n' catching more shit since I've got work tomorrow.
So if I get this right, if I go near the beach or in the mountains; I'll get different pokemon?
I've been playing in Toronto, if you just download the APK, it seems to work just fine, there's even Gyms, and Pokecenters all over too.
Server's been fucky today though
Yes, Ive caught a Charmander, Pidgey, Weedle, and an Eevee!
>>693542568
Yeah figured this is a good compromise between gaming and biking; ain't no way in hell I'm driving around for pokemon
>>693542573
basically. the more populated the area and the more landmarks around you the more pokemon will show up.
Caught this Pidgey last night.
>>693542707
exactly. Plus you can get several miles on a bike relatively easily which is great for hatching eggs. Still pretty pumped about hatching that Ponyta today
Been playing a tad bit
Eevee #2
>>693542737
Ah cool thanks anon, so pretty much I have a better chance if I went downtown?
And how do battles go down? I just cruise around until I find another trainer then shit goes down?
>>693542882
Oh fuck I lold
>>693542707
I drive around for them but they only seem to appear at speeds lower than 20mph. I'm not like flying by them at 45mph.
I usually just get a few at stop lights
Just got my game started today, got a charmader, pigey, eevee, and poliwag.
>>693543015
Battles are odd. You have to find a gym and battle the pokemon left there by other trainers. When you do that you can place your own pokemon there and claim the gym until you're beaten and you get the pokemon back to train more if you want
>>693542394
Mfw im in Canada right now for Honeymoon, what a country of faggots
can't even sign up, the servers are down.
>>693543214
Solid start. Remember to train your base evolutions before evolving them. evolution at 140 CP is much better than evolution at 65 CP
>>693543326
Gym next to me is at the post office and I gotta drop shit off after work daily, so looks like lunch is my gym time
>>693543333
Quebecois Quads
>>693542882
i fucking love you bro, lold so hard
can i get it in canada with the .apk trick? i heard they're banning people for doing that or should i not be worried
>>693543602
tap your pokemon to attack and swipe your pokemon left and right to dodge attacks if you're quick enough
>>693543703
it's just a rumour. why would they do that when you give them your microtransactions anyway?
>>693543703
What's going on with Canada?
Got a green text, any interest?
My team of 6 atm.
I have a fuckton more though all caught at home. Sad things is all my pokestops and gyms are about 5 to 10 miles from me.
Jelly?
Can I leave the app running in the background to hatch eggs?
>>693544393
kinda actually yeah
>>693544393
Not really my Vapreon had 314CP as shown in pic above.
>>693544637
There's going to be a fucking tidal wave of casuals into the pokemon scene. I'm just waiting for that shit to hit
1/3
2/3
>>693544482
if you have pokemon go Plus yeah. It keeps the app active when you're phone is in your pocket. If it tells you when there's a pokemon nearby I'd assume it would also track your egg miles
3/3
My phone isn't compatible with go
>>693544840
Fucking right?
I can imagine it.
"HEY GUISE WANT TO BATTLE"
>only gen 1 Pokemon
Oh kid, you have no idea how bad you're gonna get raped.
does anyone think that pokemon don't appear as often in places with heavy auto traffic?
>>693542942
Any tips on leveling up, or is it just grinding it out?
>>693545254
focus on one pokemon of each type. transfer all weaker duplicate pokemon for the purpose of obtaining more stardust and candy to train and eventually evolve
I focus on the training after the Pokemon are evolved
>>693545117
cant fucking wait
>>693546168
>>693546365
I doubt any of these kids even know move types and weaknesses by heart
>>693542868
clean your fucking room,jesus
>>693544382
Text it up faggot
>>693542868
How the fuck do u find pokemon in your house?
Just boosted my Vaporeon to 669 and claimed Qdoba.
>>693546696
Dude, it's gonna be fucking spoonfed to them in Sun/Moon; you'll be able to see a move's effectiveness on the opposing person's 'mons.
How fucking casual do they want these games to be now?
>>693546696
That's not really something to be proud of
t b h f a g
>>693542868
I thought I was a slob, but holy shit dude. Are you not embarrassed when you have company? If you ever have company?
>>693543333
So you and your husband are enjoying yourself. How nice.
>>693547362
It's not something to be proud of, but it's tools of the trade, you nigger.
>>693542942
>cp
>child pornography
thanks /b/
>>693547360
what the hell
>>693547698
Ikr, it's bullshit.
are their any rares in game?
>>693547892
I wonder if thats going to fuck up competitive battles
>>693548062
Maybe at a casual level; but I don't think it would at the competitive level; these people are skilled to the point it doesn't really matter.
>>693548282
pretty much some people even predict how much damage a move will do
Burn incense at home to catch a few just sitting around
My Favorite.
Rock snake
Dodrio for the win!
>>693549776
Did you evolve it or catch it?
>>693543333
Quads of truth
If you faggots arent nicknaming, just kys
In a C130H
>>693544860
What are the stars?
>>693542868
Clean your fucking room or im telling mom
I'm still confused as to how things work. Tried to take over a gym with a 160cp guarding it with my 195 oddish. Lost 4 Pokemon before beating the gym.. And the gym didn't switch to my team afterwards?? Now I've got dead Pokemon with seemingly no reward for it. Idk how to fight, me winning at all was luck.
ITS NOT FUCKING COMPATIBLE WITH IPHONE 4 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>693552412
Its nots 2012
>>693543214
Gotcha ty, wanna get 2 more eevees so I can make all 3
>>693547033
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>693543526
Whoops quoted myself.
>>693553309
>3309 ▶
> >>693543214 (You)
This
>>693552347
Anybody got like a video where they go over all of this? Seems like a lot of holes in the game from the lack of tutorial.
>>693552347
click the blank gym and put in your own pokemon after you revive and heal them. Use your items anon.
>>693554093
It didn't go blank. It was still Red and had the same Pokemon defending it.
>>693547331
how dont you?
its called plug phone in and leave it near you while doing other shit.
They will appear every so often.
Ive got a pidgey, weedle spearow, clefairy, and drowzee all today since i got the app 3 hours ago.
>>693555155
then you lost. If you had beaten it then it would have gone blank and the opponent's pokemon would go back to them
>>693542707
i almost crashed my car twice, you can catch them while driving.
>>693555501
It said Gym Defeated... Idk. I wouldn't have been surprised if I lost, I had no idea what I was doing.
>>693550620
what did you expect... it is flying type
I want to get it but I am wondering
does it use as much fucking data as I hear
So when I catch duplicates, I should always transfer the weaker ones to the professor, so that I get more candy for my stronger one, right?
>>693555834
dont do it... god only knows what happens to those pokemon. None of those pokemon have been heard from again after that sick fuck gets a hold of them.
>>693555834
what i've bee doing
>>693555801
it is a constant gps so yes
times like this i love still being grandfathered into my unlimited plan
>>693555801
Ive been on about 4 hours total
>>693555501
I thought you have to lower the prestige to a certain point first.
you dont just take it over from one battle
>>693556599
Holy shit
>>693556599
Dubs of truth
Haven't been able to play much today because it was down pretty much all day, but I am level five and have caught some, and transfered a lot of duplicates.
>>693556735
Why the holy of shit
My shit from yesterday. Bible Black is the only one still holding a gym zzz.. Going back outside soon wish me luck
Why the fuck don't I have a picture of a Pokemon on someone's dick yet?
>>693542868
no wonder that rat is in your room
>>693556916
thats how i caught my charmander
>>693556646
that's right. I almost forgot. All of the gyms I've beaten have been fairly weak
>>693543333
if you are on your honeymoon what the fuck are you doing on /b/
I caught a rat kind of pokeamom and then I caught some kids iphone
>>693556938
kek'd
>>693556938
damn
>>693542942
Holy shit, is it just Gen 1!?!
Thank Slowpoke.
>>693542081
.. This stuff isn't available in Sweden, is it?
I can't make a fucking account because the site is always down.
>>693556599
Doesn't take much data then
Where do I find a Haunter?
Caught a 136 CP pidgeot, was pretty excited.
>>693556938
>>693547380
>>693552250
wow i cannot believe that the joke actually flew over every one of your heads.
Any gps has yet?
>>693558964
gastly show up more at night. train one and evolve it by catching more
>>693555801
It doesn't use much data for me. The ar function kills my battery tho.
>>693559813
do they expect me to go outside at night with my phone? holy shit
We out here
>no shinies
No, I haven't.
In fact, I'm not even downloading the app.
I'm living in a place with lots of monuments so there's lots of pokemon, but some guy has already taken most of the gyms with really high level pokemon :c
Oh, there's a store to nickel and dime you. Fuck that. I refuse to play.
>>693560017
try near a graveyard. the point is to explore
>>693542081
Just finished getting the Eeveelutions! I also own 7 Gyms in my town.
>>693560256
You sound surprised
>>693560256
the store is basically just for people who don't get the point of the game. everything you get at the store you can get by going on a fucking walk
>>693560256
You can play the game without paying at all. The items in the shop you can get from playing.
Fuck no they're all in my neighbors back yards. That'd be difficult to explain
Okay where the fuck are you guys finding Growlithe?
>>693560363
>near a graveyard
>at night
I think I'll better search for eevees
>>693560523
>>693560550
Oh, good. Nevermind. Whatever helps avert the inevitable Wall-E future we are destined for.
>>693560724
try hatching a few eggs. I got a ponyta
Alright shit from one run at target
>>693560795
don't live near niggers. Maine Master Race
>out of data
>no battery
>dead of night
this is extremely upsetting
>>693549635
yep they do more damage the more cheese pizza you have.
>>693561004
I'm not afraid of niggers, graveyards are spoopy
>>693560366
How do you choose the evolution
>>693558652
You can download the .apk like us Canadafags
See I live in a small town with like no monuments only thing I have seen is a pokes top at a dam Watertown haven't seen any gyms or anything else but the plus is there are plenty of fields to walk through
Which team to choose? Red yellow or blue??
>>693542081
>be me in dallas
>open pokemon go
>oh fuck dude there's a god damn pokemon right outside my building
>go outside
>get sniped
this fucking sucks
>>693561373
Blue is for tards.
>>693561373
blue. Wisdom is the best trait
my gps system is fucked up. so i cant. can someone help?
>>693561301
You don't, when it evolves it's completely random which one you get.
>>693561482
>>693561512
You two weren't much help.
>>693561570
Fuck. I got 2 flareons and assumed it was based on the team you chose
>>693561759
Red is for aggro 12 year olds and no one takes the color yellow seriously anyway. Blue team master race
>use incense
>game crashes
>>693543326
Thank you based anon!
>>693556890
How did you get jolteon?
>>693542081
I caught a doduo in my bathroom!!
Green teeam
>>693562307
Dude...Wtf is with that bathroom
>>693562479
What, you don't wipe your ass with your towel after you run out of toilet paper?
im assuming you can get notifications of a nearby pokemon when the phone is locked. Or do they actually require you to keep the game open at all times.
>>693562604
oop, here we go
>>693562307
Holy fuck, do you know how to not be a disgusting fucking urchin?
>>693544384
How did you get so many??? I can't catch any.
Dubs chooses a pokemon except sprout to rename, let's name these fuckers
Long post incoming
>>693563398
Rename staryu as starmi
>>693563398
Staryu
Sheckles
>>693563893
Reroll
>>693563813
Poor ekans looks like a pile of purple shit.
This guy in my bathroom just now.
>>693563398
Sealing obviously needs to be renamed FUCK YEAH
>>693555663
I genuinely laughed at this
>>693563893
Damn, if no one else chooses staryu, it's becoming that
>>693564081
Fuck. Forgot picture.
>>693563931
Rerolling
Fucker immediately crashes when i open it
>>693559208
The joke is your life.
>>693563931
>>693564206
Reroll
>>693563813
That's impressive. All I fuckin see are rats and birds
>>693564204
Dude, you should get that checked out.
Quick tip, leave pokemon go running and go to home screen and back to pokemon go and you'll sometimes move and that's how I got my seaking, it brought me to the beach them back to my house
>>693563893
>>693563931
dont be faggots trying to make this shit into a roll thread.
roll once then move on you god damn kids
>>693542394
Ever heard of apks?
>>693564346
you know its past your bedtime right
>>693560188
>live next door to a cemetery
>Its a "Historic" cemetery
> 50+ pokespots in there
> Walk through collecting shit tons of pokemon late at night
> cops show up
>"SIR I NEED YOU TO COME HERE. SOMEONE HAS REPORTED YOU ACTING SUSPICIOUSLY IN THE CEMETERY"
>Get nervous,tell them im playing pokemon
> "Arent you a little old to be playing video games"
> Spend next hour filling out trespassing paperwork
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Ha
My big haul so far has been a jacked tauros and a hypno. Missed out on a squirtle and some clefairies earlier though
>>693564833
you can trespass in a historic cemetery?
And cops wonder why half this country thinks they are assholes.
>>693542882
This is fucking great!
>>693562307
Kekkk
Pt.1
My Pokedex says 41/41 currently.
Heaviest hitter is a Scyther with 583CP.
Bulbasaur and eevee at my house, but thats it right now, game sucks the shit out of my battery
Digging the fuck out of this game. Been fighting for gyms and traveling around the beach area :)
Pt.2
>>693542394
Available in USA today...?
I can't find this pidgeoto anywhere
>>693552412
Get with the times Faggot
No because it's not available in Canada and it doesn't work on x86 Android CPUs.
Fuck you, Niantic.
>>693565360
How do you get them to reach the next plateau of power? Do you have to be a certain level to get pokemon to a certain CP?
>>693542081
I got a charmander and haven't had oppurtunity to get more.
>>693565666
I have seen the eyes of Satan
>>693565666
of course satan would get a fire type
Went to the pokestop on the corner and got this Fucker after catching about seven drowsees
>>693542081
I'm the fucking master at catching pidgey. I'll be a certified bird catcher by next week. 10/10, much pidgey to be had.
>>693565657
I believe a higher player level lets you find higher CP Pokemon. I'm player level 9.
>>693561416
kek
>>693566239
Okay, thanks. Am at 8 and I managed to find a Scyther at 481
The only time I've ever ran into anything is with incense but now I'm out. How the fuck do i find anything?
>>693563398
Rename zubat nigger. They're everywhere and they're pests.
>>693542882
does ANYONE KNOW THE POINT OF THE LURE MODULE? like DOES IT BRING HIGHER LEVEL POKEMON? Oops caps..
>>693565091
To be fair,it was 2 am and I was a little drunk.
>>693565575
Because you're fucking gay and don't know that you gotta be in a plane to catch flying pokemon
>>693566467
Walk around.
Actually, what I do is go to your home screen, wait a few, then reopen the app. Gps refreshes and simulates walking (stuck at office all day for work. I found ways to get pokemon, though)
>>693542081
no because im a fucking virgin who does nothing all day except browse this shitty website and jack it
>>693566577
it brings more pokemon to a pokestop... as far as i know, thats it.
>>693566577
It draws pokemon to pokestops and it benefits everyone
>>693565575
cuz thats a lugia. jeez
Ive been trying so hard to catch an oddish but i havent seen that son of a bitch anywhere
>>693564559
This works.
I'm holding every gym in a college town.
>>693566577
no it doesnt it does the same as the incense but is only usable near a pokestop and also brings pokemon to everyone around you
>>693565575
Shit son, that's a Ho-oh. Try your local Red Light District.
>>693563813
how the fuck did you get hitmonchan?
>>693542081
I've only caught my starter, I'm gonna go for a walk before work tomorrow to catch some more
nope, cant even move yet
walked for a a while, registered me as outside my driveway
>>693542081
>]
>Be fucking around in Orange Park,Florida
> Oh shit theres a fucking hitmonlee around
> Find it
> Middle of the St.Johns fucking river
> I have a S7 edge so I say fuck it, Swim out there to catch the nigger
> Almost die doing so because of rich cunts on their jet skis
This game has got me doing some wacky fucking shit
>>693566758
you can do 3 things. I believe in you
>>693542081
Question, when a little star shows up in the "Near you" box, what does that mean?
>>693565575
thats fearow dipshit
>>693567024
Probably because everyone else is doing college shit while you're throwing balls at animals on a phone.
>>693555188
I have done this and it didn't work for me
>>693566912
Why would you want an oddish?
Shellder, Caterpie, Vulpix, Spearow, Pidgey,Weedle, Rattata, and Rhydon. Chose Squirtle as my first.
There's a fucking Snorlax by somebodies house near me, but it will require trespassing. I just might risk it.
Also, almost had a fucking wreck while trying to catch a Golbat.
>>693567362
Except it's summer time and there is no college you fucking retard
>>693567184
kek
this is probably the best use for the game
>>693567487
This is why you're failing college.
>>693542568
Joe?
>>693567420
Why not
>>693567396
i was going between the home screen and back every 15 mins or so and occasionally closed the app and started back up
>>693542081
i have venonat, pidgeys, ratatata and ratakate, a couple bulbas, a ponyta, a poliwag, weedle and caterpie, and an ekins.
>>693567420
Why not ?
>>693542081
I gave my squirtle to that fucking professor.
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>693567786
4chan.com
>>693567420
Why not .?
How do you choose a team?
>>693567821
Because it's an oddish. Aim higher than that little leafy dick
Got my starting Charmander and a Weedle.
>>693565575
that's not a pidgeot you dumbass that's charizard check out some local volcanoes
got my starter, gonna look for more tomorrow. i'm trying to get paras. i've always liked him.
>>693567901
>com
>>693542882
how did they allow a phone out? Everyone who responded is confirmed underage.
Every club I know of doesn't allow this the bouncer would fuck you up.
There's a Pokestop literally next to my house. This is amazing. I've just been getting Pokeballs, Potions, Revives and Berries all night. Can Pokestops give Lures or Incenses?
>>693567184
fix your power button you dumb fuck
Downloaded. Spent 4 minutes throwing balls at a charmander. Didnt catch it. Deleted app. Fuck this shit.
>>693565607
>not available in Canada
What the fuck does that even mean? You get it from the internet, retard.
>>693567487
>youngfag detecteor off thee fucking charts
>>693568383
Not sure, you definitely can get them from leveling up though
>>693568188
>>693565575
dubs confirm. that's a fuckin charizard.
>>693542868
You attract vermin, they see you as one of their own
>>693567024
Thank you for naming your defenders, I do it too but nobody else around here is doing it
>>693542882
kek
>>693567449
>but it will require trespassing
This game is going to get people into so much trouble. I can't wait. But if you're caught on their property just explain yourself. I'm sure they'll understand your quest to catch em all.
>>693568507
Its not set up to work with the gps their. You can install it but nothing is set up. You wont find pokemon, you wont find gyms, and you wont find happiness.
>>693565607
Why do you still have a x86 CPU? It's 2016 for Arceus's sake.
>>693568734
My thoughts exactly. It's just overall a fantastically awful idea.
>>693568768
Well that's fucking gay.
Yeah, I caught a Bulbasaur and then the game froze for the tenth time, so I uninstalled it.
>>693568857
They already have a game called "Ingress" that has been the same way as Pokemon GO, and it hasn't stirred much.
>>693564758
They've started trying to crack down on phones using apk's and perma banning them.
>>693568734
>sneak into houses
>look there's a charmander here
>they totally understand
>>693569121
Because it sucked.
I captured 5 gyms today but after dusk some fuckers came and took all but 2, to be fair I used weak (<100cp) pokemon for those ones. Tomorrow I'm gonna try and hatch a shitload of eggs
>>693568734
Dude I just need my fucking pokeballs man
>>693562307
>I just gotta take an-OH NOOOOOO!
>>693562307
Jesus fuck man, come on
Can anyone explain as to why some of the Pokémon have a blue tinted background and some don't?
You can all suck it
>>693568507
Really, guy?
>>693563813
where did you find the fucking nidorina? time of day? been looking for her REEEEEEEEEE
>>693569794
I'm not your guy, pal
>>693569729
bigger pokemon cover the background.
>>693567127
A whole shit ton of them in downtown Nashville a couple hours ago
>>693569776
Good luck evolving him shitface
>>693569776
Nigga that was literally my third pokemon caught. It aint that rare. Ive seen them all day by my work.
>>693567786
Oh ok I just left it sitting while I worked and occasionally looked at it to see if anything happened
>>693569893
Fuck off with that reddit shit.
Can we trade? if so I have a zapdos will trade for a blastoise
>>693569729
maybe the none blues are suppose to be shinys and not implemented? its a place holder? idk, I haven't seen anyone post any shinys yet tho.
>>693569999
fucking checked.
>>693569999
Quads never lie, but I feel you do. Can you actually find legendaries?
>>693569901
But even going between the same Pokémon, some have blue and some don't.
>>693569999
Really? I assumed the birds would be some event based thing, but yeah no trading yet. Got any screencaps or are you a lying sack of shit?
Anyone almost crash yet while driving their car? Because I knew a few guys almost did because they were trying to catch a Pokemon
>>693568768
The fuck you're talking about? I'm from Montreal, and everything work perfectly
>>693544393
Try again
>>693570208
Can you post an example?
Problems with some gyms being guarded by invincible 1hp pokemon pissing me right the fuck off
>>693570263
Pulled a guy out of the street when I was walking to work today. He wasnt paying attention and started to cross the road when a biker was coming. Seriously, yall motherfuckers gonna die.
>>693570263
I use my motorcycle to basically run the app to hatch eggs, but I don't actually play while riding.
>>693570263
I turn AR off and set it on my lap. it buzzes, I glance down and tap the pokeman, flick that ball, and boom. Hit the old lady crossing the street. Got that pidgey, though.
>>693570146
I heard some chick found one earlier but idk and yes was just playing
>>693570212
Respec my quads bitch
