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Faces of /b/ thread? Faces of /b/ thread.
me nigga
>>693538210
lets see a time stamp thats not a b user
>>693538565
How fucking new are you summer?
Me and my cat
>>693538973
>>693538973
wtf??? you really think callin someone a season is a insult?? Lmmaoo u ugly ass
>>693539307
>confirmed new
>>693538973
He always posts the same damn pic
>>693538210
You gay perchance?
Hello.
Rate, lmao.
1-10 what do you think
>>693539196
10/10 cat
Would pet all night
>>693541144
Tis about the time. R8
any takers?
>>693538210
Fuckboi.
>>693540960
9/10
Would bang frequently.
>>693539307
It's summer time, kiddo.
>>693541361
Would chill with / 10
>>693540979
There appear to be staples caught in your face.
4/10
Would not bang stapleface.
>>693541550
THANKS
>>693539307
>Summerfag confirmed.
>>693541361
A 40 year old dressing like a 14 year old. Nice.
>>693541603
I'll take it
>>693541733
>You can go to Jail for 7 years.
Felons go prison, not jail.
hi
>>693541817
Too happy, m8. You blew it.
>>693541348
Nice flower.
6/10
Would friend zone.
>>693541955
Michael Jackson is still alive?
>>693541733
What did you do time for?
Was /b/ shit back in 2009 to?
>>693541766
That makes me sad dude/gurl.
>>693538210
I rate you redneck/10
How does your mothers pussy taste?
Not the femanon.
Rate me and friends )))))))
>>693540979
Solid genetics. You should procreate /10
>>693542253
>Russia is my life
No.
>>693542253
I like the middle friend the best.
>>693542253
Would smash femanon.
You guys are ugly AF.
>>693542253
(((Faggots/10)))
>>693541817
If that's your sexface, I may have to 're-evaluate.
>>693540979
I redact my statement.
>>693542162
>>693542314
Those glasses, what the hell man.
>>693542666
ayyyylmao.
Vidya took my sight away. Anyway I'm cute w/out them.
R8 me
aye
What the hell, I'm bored enough.
>>693542240
Fuck r8
>>693543535
You look like a really fun guy.
Would drop acid with/10
>>693542658
That wasn't my sex face, this is.
>>693543535
Some of those look real new
>>693543716
Have not had any good acid since like 1998 when living on the streets out in Portland.
>>693543884
Nice cabinets.
>>693543888
The two black circular ones are the newest, done around December
>>693544152
Real dark. Cover ups?
>>693544111
Thanks.
>soc
>>693544232
Yeah, covered up a couple stupid home dumb anarchy signs from my youth lol
>>693544111
Nice triplets>>693544275
Do you know the type of wood used in making those cabinets?
>>693543952
Fuck yeah. Sounds like a damn good time. Last time I took a good fry was in LA. Shit got weird. Homeless LA is the gnar.
>>693543417
you've got a jake gyllenhaal mixed with seth green thing going on.
>>693544111
Alright folks heres the 44111, say some /b/tard is dissin your dubtrips.
You just give em one of these.
>>693544504
Had some paper out there called Dexter laboratory, and pink elephant, probably two of the best trips I'd experienced. Portland got pretty fucking weird too, but I dig weird.. So it was all good
>>693544844
I dig weird as well. It aint true acid unless it gets weird, amirite?
>>693545225
Wouldn't really be worth doing if it didn't get a little weird haha
Rate me and Rate this Doggo
bumpers
>>693545474
You look like a pussy/10
>>693542240
the dude is a pretty cute, I'd do weirdddd things to him.
>>693545789
and doggo?
>>693545474
hot/10
cute doggo
>>693546175
Pug/10
>>693546412
Actually half pug, half chihuahua, be he appreciates the compliment
>>693546770
Shit that's fucking awesome here's muh doge.
>>693547092
yeah, breed name is "Chug". not my dog though, one night stands dog haha,
good looking dog, lab? I've got 2 black labs.
benis
>>693547694
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
>>693547590
Yeah, lab. Labs are great doges, amirite?
>>693547694
move the paper. lets see.
>>693547921
yeah man, that's why i've got two haha. friendly and happy as all hell
>>693547694
I thinks bait. But 10/10 is the R8
>here's me working.
>>693538210
fuccboi/10
>>693547092
also i'd give you a solid 6.5 with potential
>>693545875
Yeah I'm cute af
>>693548895
My r8 stands
>still skeptical of bait.
Heres a picture of me flying.
>>693548153
>>693548773
Hopefully my lumber and fly skills can help.
>>693548895
>>693549366
were you doing a barrel roll?
>>693549509
Muh plane is able to do aerobatics. Though I do not remember.
>>693548895
8/10
>>693548153
>Working
>Little noodle arms, flat rimmed hat and hipster shades
>Found logs in woods after sneaking off for homoerotic Craigslist encounter
>Bro take a pic of me next to these then noone can say I'm gay anymore
4/10
Self rate 3 1/2
>thats why im not smiling
Be gentle please
>>693549880
lose the hat (: very nice nose shape, i must add
Faggot / 10 incoming
> lighting is dim as shit
>>693549777
Rough narrative/10
>>693550222
Serial killer/10
>>693549249
nah
>>693538210
I look like a raging faggit.
..
>>693538210
you live on maui? kihei checking in
Ayy lmao. Rate?
>>693552025
Mark Zuckerberg?
>>693552186
You don't know how many times I've heard this recently Is it that bad?
Rate me please? Sorry for side pic
>>693549880
Eminem?
>>693548895
must be exhausting looking so surprised all the time..
>>693539196
RIP
fat/10
>>693555229
Sigh. Fucking sideways.
>>693547694
tits or gtfo
>>693552025
very attractive
but I'd want to do weird things to you so im not sure how I feeI
>>693548895
>no tits posted
Me & my dog Lola
>>693556054
cute dog
can I buy your snowpants?
>>693556054
cute dog bro
Rate?
>>693555229
Did you know you had a brazilian dopelganger? His name is rodrigo constantino
>>693556212
the poster child of pajeetness
>>693556203
Psychotic, but adorable.
>>693556355
You suggesting I'm a shit tier Brazilian bro?
>>693556426
it's mohammed
>>693555835
fucking newfag. you only say tits or gtfo when a female is flaunting the fact that she is female. girls visit b and not all of them are sluts. get over it
>>693556426
its rasputin
my 3 dogs
rate?
shitty hair, it's the middle of the night
>>693556355
>>693555229
Some definite similarities. You can't see it super well in my pic, but we even have the same eyebrow flair on our left eyebrow. I wonder how common that is.
>>693556804
very nice.would love to be knotted by the lad in the middle hmu
>>693548895
tits or fake
>>693556948
yes
>>693557143
i have a penis
>>693538210
Touristfag get off my island!
>>693556501
No, you sorta look like him, not that much, though.
>>693557382
How young we talking here?
Also, pic related.
Obvious post is obvious
>>693557382
I thought it looked like a dumb 10 year old boy trying to be cool
Then I thought it looked like a girl and she was hot
but I think it's a dude
i posted earlier today and people got really mad at me, so we'll see if it goes different this time
>>693557636
Fuck you saying bro? You saying I'm Brazilian bro?
>>693557376
lets see benis then
>>693557751
i would tell you to kill yourself but your makeup makes me think you already want to
>>693557751
eat a dick, faggot
>>693557834
damm u got me i dont have a benis but i aint postin my goddamn tits for you faggots
>>693557751
>black lipstick
If I wanted a black cock then I'd go to the nearest KFC and excavate one from a cave
>>693557713
I agree with this person.
>>693558081
If girl: 17??
If guy: Less than 15
>>693557887
ok
>>693558218
if someone's lipstick is coming off on your cock like that, tell her to buy better shit
>>693558159
Well the good news is that you're not a woman, the bad news is that you are a faggot
>>693558491
>if someone's lipstick is coming off on your cock like that, tell her to buy better shit
wtf that's not even what I'm talking about
>>693558635
Orientation? If you're even old enough to be attracted to people yet.
>>693538210
Daddy/10
>>693538556
gucci/10
>>693557881
i mean, you're not totally wrong.
Ignore the filter
>>693559339
Your hair is fucking intense man
>>693559229
well that sucks, i was just kidding around. why do you want to kill yourself?
let me know, having a rough night
>>693559278
You uh... have a bright future ahead of you.
>>693558097
so what youre saying is that your flat as cardboard and you just really want people to notice you
>>693559536
just joking. sorta. I'm just a typical depression kid
>>693559339
teach me the ways of anime hair
>>693559566
daamn dude, you look like that super nice hot guy in movies.
Nice eyes, nice smile. all in all 8.8/10
>>693559579
thats exactly what im sayin. nailed it anon
>>693559566
Would befriend/10
I like sleep
>>693559229
If it helps your solid 8/10 on my scale from face alone
>>693559812
douchebag/10
>>693559566
You're fairly attractive. I would just trim/define your brows a little
>>693559683
the fact that you're joking is even more disappointing. i was kinda hoping to pretend to be friendly and coerce you into killing yourself tonight
:(
>>693559566
you're cute
>>693559775
oh wow, appreciate that, i've been told seth green look alike
>>693559902
Can you post a better picture? This angle is pretty bad
>>693556892
dope hair, nice smile. 7/10 maybe
>>693559339
You're pretty cute. How old are you btw?
>>693559907
How can you know how much of a douche I am from a photo lmao
>>693559806
friends then /b/ro
>>693560171
Thanks! I'm around college age
>>693559902
thanks fam. i like your beard!
>>693560033
psshh.. nothin personnel.. kid..
>>693560091
6'4" so that's the angle most see me from but here ya go
>>693560326
>>693559339
Could you post another picture of yourself?
>>693559692
kik me. username is rfdl
>>693560542
wanna grab a beer/10
look like a friend of mine, Chris, he's a good guy,
>>693560067
umm you're HOT...
>>693557382
you're cute, although wish you looked older so I didn't feel creepy even though I'm only 18
>>693538210
kek no one watches pewdiepie so they dont realise this is michael
https://youtu.be/JK7w6Sak1pQ?t=133
he helps pewds make all his videos now.
Hallo again /b/
>>693560718
2:16
>>693560768
6.5/10
you seem like a good dude.
>>693548895
i like your freckles
>>693560669
Only reason I posted was cuz op was wearing a hat from a surf school near my favorite bar actually. So a beer sounds good to me
>>693560589
Here is me with the classic hoe filter
got marked as spam kek/10
>>693561103
if that's really you, 7/10. dated a girl that look kinda like you, she was chill.
>>693561219
how old are you?
>>693561213
>>693561219
I feel like you two would make a cute couple
>>693561219
fake as fuck
>>693557751
i would have fun ruining your makeup by facefucking you ;_;
>>693561439
20, babyface, I know
>>693561344
That low :( , mind posting a pic? would really want to see her
>>693561103
Snapchat?
>>693561536
>;_;¨
>picture of cock
they dont too well man
>>693561107
hey do you man, but 'surf school' doesn't sound very NYCy haha, so i'm guessing that beers gonna gave to wait.
>>693561536
but i have smudge proof mascara! Your plot is foiled, cock-man
>>693561503
nah, he's cuter lol
>>693556892
>>693561598
tits and youll get pics
>>693561509
lol based on what grounds are you saying that
>>693559683
All you gotta do is truly desire anime hair and it will come naturally
>>693556892
HUEY FREEMAN/10
>>693561873
grounds based on a lack of a timestamp
>>693561731
lets find out if it smudges or not
>>693561598
i mean, i think 7/10 is good, you're even an 8/10
and i can't really find a good pic of her that matches you, that doesn't make me sound "all asians look alike" racist, but here she is
>>693561598
I'd do 7.5 for hotness. But your face is like... adorable. The kind you'd want to wake up to everyday or some romantic shit
>>693561572
haha, don't worry i know the struggle, but you're a good 7/10 on face, can't really tell on your whole body
>>693561942
this is so inspiring. thank you.
>>693561999
what, are you gonna polish my makeup off with your dick? sounds scary
what's up, /b/?
>>693561503
Let's hook them up, a true 21st century love story between two btards.
>>693562117
>what, are you gonna polish my makeup off with your dick? sounds scary
No, I have a new makeup remover I've been wanting to test. Got a sample at costco.
>>693562099
>>693562032
I see, well I can be hot sometimes ;)
>>693562117
you've never been facefucked before?
tears run down your face and hair gets in the way
it just gets messy, i would be super impressed if your mascara would hold
>>693561219
also a super fuckable face
>>693558097
Would you fuck me with a strap-on?
>>693562032
I think it's the smile and the hair. They do sorta look alike and both are equally pretty
>>693561873
>>693562191
I'm in for it, I mean she's pretty cute and I'm currently single
>>693562347
certainly cute
>>693562367
can't say i have ever have. i post on /b/, i don't really have sex
>>693562302
duuuude let's do it
mornin' world
here's my fuckin face
>>693562302
>>693561999
>>693561536
christ, you're giving her attention and she's sucking it up like a little bitch. Come on man.
>>693557751
Enough attention whoring, tits or gtfo
>>693559566
Would flirt at / 10
>>693562191
2 l8 m8
>>693562367
made me laugh a little, you're not the first to tell me
>>693562452
yeah, def the smile is similar, idk, she was probably the most attractive girl i've dated. great sex
>>693562685
>2 l8 m8
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND??
>>693562613
you femanon or maleanon
>>693562396
probably not, dont want aids
>>693562606
see a lot of face, not a lot of fucking. fix it
>>693562117
Also for real though, for a while I used product and it eventually stuck like that. A lot of guys make the mistake of using gel, which gives a clumpy/hard look. I would recommend using something lighter that makes it seem like there is nothing in your hair, like a little bit of hair clay or hair cream
>>693562685
forgot to add pic
>>693562853
femanon!
>>693562541
so you like the shitty makeup remover method better than the facefucking method?
ask the next guy you have sex with to fuck your face, kek
>>693562452
yea they're similar alright, both from ching chong land
>>693562887
you're a 10/10 to me now
>>693562685
have you had your mouth fucked yet?
Contributing
>>693562994
I guess I'll just have to steal you away from him, ez
>>693563188
oh god
go back to minecraft
>>693563188
macklemore?
>>693563032
confidence boost then haha
>>693563188
nice hair and nice PUPS 10/10
>>693562994
so she's just here for attention.
fuck man, feels bad
>>693563109
how does that conversation go? "hey bud, fuck my face please"
>>693563109
can only say I think it's normal you let your guy fuck your mouth basicly everytime during foreplay lol
>>693562887
But what if I have the good kind of aids?
>>693563188
damn cute, fuck
>>693563032
have you posted your pic yet?/got a kik?
>>693563521
one facefucking pls
>>693558097
>>693561213
I am now shipping you two. Not perfectly equal in attractiveness, but whatever you're both cute
>>693538210
nfkrz is that you?
Yo /b/ what up
>>693563400
never even expected to get replies lol definitely not gonna hope for people coming from the same country
>>693563521
"wanna fuck my mouth?"
"i want you to fuck my mouth"
like wtf are you retarded during sex? pretty straightforward
you never tell your sex partner what you want them to do?
>faces if /b/
>Maddi not found
What the fuck is this shit
>>693563809
6/10
put a shirt on
>>693563683
Yup, I'm here: >>693562135
did you guys know coolio had an entire subplot in Daredevil that was removed?
also what's up?
>>693563273
Try your best, tho.
>>693563940
The AC in my room is fucked so it's like 83 degrees in here
>>693563653
like kool aid?
>>693563856
i dunno. i'm a pretty awkward person and I've had sex like twice. i'm not used to asking for things
;)
>>693562961
I second this. My favorite product is probably paul mitchell reformer. it's a texturizer, not a gel, so it adds a bit of volume but doesn't make it sticky and clump together
>>693563948
oh wow, you're cute for sure. that super boosts my confidence haha
>>693563980
I really like your lipstick shade!
Confess, /b/.
The seven Hells brim with the souls of saintly men they scream in agony and their shame is so great they do not feel the flames. For now they see that if not for a single sin they concealed, they were saved.
>>693562606
meth addict/10
>>693564035
then keep it off bro, you seem like you could get laid on a given night if you wanted to.
>>693564078
i dare you to tell your next partner what you REALLY want them to do, i promise you it will be awesome
communication is key, aslong as you have a goodshit partner, that is
Any terraria players out there?
Load up your games they added something under the quit button
>pic related (it's the easteregg)
I think it hints the next update
>>693564215
Thanks! I spend way too much money on makeup stuff, glad someone likes it
>>693564427
dammit
Hey /b/
>>693564315
I've been getting better with talking to chicks, since I've been going to the gym my confidence has been on the rise. Thanks for the kind words man!
>>693564040
Yea call me the kool-aid because ima bust through them walls
>>693564364
might be a while, at this rate. :p
>>693564122
Have you ever tried anything from the Hanz de Fuko line? I use quicksand by them and its a great product
