Hello /b, I'll kill myself in a few hours, dubs decide what I do in the meantime. Will deliver if its nothing too retarded (read: i probably won't deliver because you fucking retards request retarded things).
>>693442820
Buy cigarettes.
Call suicide hotline
>>693442820
Either
1. Try to suck your own dick
or
2. Paint the feels man on your chest.
>>693442820
Why wait? People always wait..
>>693443044
wew give me a few minutes
try to buy of the most expensive drink as much as you can. or if you don't drink, do something you don't get always to do.. orr you've always wanted but never have
>>693443096
>>693443044
>tfw cant even draw properly
permanent marker cause I wanna fuck with the people who find me haha
NEXT
sing a song at vocaroo
or read a poem
>>693443494
this
>>693443424
Did the feelsman become a piece of Picasso's art?
>>693443494
this, wonderful
>>693443547
I did the drawing using my webcam as a mirror, unfortunately I'm not good at doing things mirrored
>>693442820
Eat a banana :/
>>693443424
last chance.
>>693442820
how are you gonna do it? you should stream it for us
call suicide hotline if dubs
give me your money.
[email protected]
Buy me a new cock
Fuck off, troll faggot.
/b/ is so used to this bullshit that we no longer care if people are being real.
It's your fucking life, so do whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit.
>>693443713
gonna hang myself, can't stream though sorry
prove that you really want to live.
>>693443830
I don't want to anon, that's why I'm doing this shit
gotta attention whore one last time
anal fuck a knife and bleed out.
>>693443765
wow your a real tough mothafucka
>>693443813
thats a really shitty way to die.. incoming fail + brain damage + perma vegetable
>>693442820
Write me a poem.
>>693442820
Get a hooker, fuck her, drink and smoke and after you feel like you are done end it.
>>693442960
Roll
>>693443911
wasted dubs
doing the whole drop thing. 6 foot drop should kill me, if not i'll suffocate. Eating tons of painkillers before and getting hella drunk, so really either way i'm fucked. also doing it in a forest so no one is gonna find me for a while
fuck a craiglist hooker raw.
>>693442960
reroll
perform a self transorbital lobotomy,
>>693442820
find happiness in life
>>693444052
Nice. This.
>>693442960
roll
please don't kill yourself
what would Goku say?
>>693443729
yes
>>693444022
So in a few weeks/months we get reports of a decaying corpse found haning in a forrest, nice.
Where do you live?
>>693444078
Oh dude...
>>693444105
yurofag, so craigslist isn't an option. also poor as fuck, sorry
>>693444078
Pretty sure after the feels guy this wouldn't go so well
post cheese pizza and get banned
Draw random symbols on your arms and hands
>>693444180
dont do it man
where are you from?
>>693444174
Gonna dox myself a few minutes before I'm gonna do it, don't want some faggot to call the police on me
What the fuck.... So many people want you to live..
Lets do this properly.
Start With a Timestamp of a cut or some shit.
>Waiting for an hero
>>693444207
and face
>>693444200
awwww fuck yes. does it count???
>>693444203
roll
How about you showe something wierd up your as so when the do the autopsy they will find it?
Like a toy, 3 spoons or a handgranade?
>>693442820
trips here requests don't kill yourself
okay lick your balls, take photos and print them out and put them all over your body.
call suicide hotline right now, be honest, and set a few goals for tomorrow that will get you closer to a positive life.
you have been in the darkness for to long anon.
think you are depressed
>>693444294
>so many people want you to live
Nah they're just covering their asses in case OP does it.
call suicide hotline if dubs
Hey OP mid if you live steam your suicide?
Go outside?
>>693442820
WHY DUDE??
no matter how hard things get this isntt the answer have you got family this will kill them ,you're young you have your whole life ahead of you ..make a difference in the world do something with your life
>>693444333
put passion of the christ dvd up there or a usb with it
>>693442960
Roll
>>693444311
get
>>693443813
Why the fuck would you do that? Your brain is instinctively going to fight you when it starts to lose oxygen. There are so many easy painless ways to simply float off to death, and your gonna fucking hang yourself?
Why ruin the best thing you are ever gonna do in your life?
>>693442960
rolling
>>693444333
trips make it so
>>693444431
I like the usb idea
>>693444333
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
>>693444431
Ass. Op it's a decision you can't take back over the course of eternity. Please get help.
>>693444230
Nice, what time can we expect it to hit?
>>693442960
ROll
perform a human centipede operation with you and your family.
if you're gonna anhero stream it or whats the point? I really dont care unless I can watch you flop like a fish
>>693444391
roll
>>693444514
it has to be passion of the christ tho, I'm a different guy tho so if you do the usb make it passion of the christ.
>>693444600
Oh come on!
Find purpose in life. Like getting 493444444.
make sure is tons of cp on your desktop so people think you are a pedobear
>>693444390
Who the fuck gives a shit.
We are all gonna an hero some time
What was your trigger?
>>693444692
bump for this question. im interested
>>693444426
Kek when I an hero Im gonna find some low self esteem chick and become her bf before I do it...
>>693444692
Micro penis
say you did it because Hillary clinton is still in the presidential election.
>>693444787
reroll
dude if you are for real call the suicide hotline. You dont really want to do this.
Become a professional assassin on behalf of /b
>>693444203
cp for ban faggot
>>693444333
haha what the fuck dude, i dont have anything too weird to put up my ass, any suggestions?
>>693444294
just for you anon
>>693444787
Rolling for this
>>693444677
Mods and whomever the relevant authority is gives a shit. I know we are, that's were the most oldfags went.
>>693442960
roll
>>693444787
kek yes please
>>693444863
why wanna died?
>>693444863
>>693444207
>>693444311
Hey OP, got a pen?
Someone dox this guy please and call the police on him!
>>693444868
>>693444787
Trip advisor
>>693442820
I thought about becoming an hero three times. Then life got better. Change your environment, leave your family house, meet new people, become vulnerable, express what's going on inside of you. It gets better.
>>693444863
where do you live OP
call suicide hotline
>>693444976
No. He might be an asshole, why waste time on an asshole?
if he hangs himself he will release bowels anyways. your plan wont work faggot anons
>>693444863
Fuck I actually love you OP, have not laughed like this in a while <3
>>693444890
Well someday you will see me copying this legend (If he does the dox and shizzle)
>>693444692
Well, I fucked my brain up by being a druggy fuck. Stimulant psychosis is a fun thing. I lost literally everyone who cared about me by being an utter cunt because I didn't want to accept help. I got kicked out of therapy because apparently you can only help those who want to be helped (though I guess that's true). And yeah, I'm just a burden on everyone and being worthless kinda sucks you know.
>>693444787
re roll come on!
>>693444967
Wow
>>693444600
forgetting somethng op?
>>693445077
Make sure you put on a hell of a show when your day comes
>>693445104
God, I wish I could meme right now. Tbh Im halfway to you, just managed to fuck up all my friendships
Facebook live stream yourself an hero.
>>693444787
because then she will leave and then trump will be president and then america is fucked.
Put raccoon eyeliner with sharpie or any marker
>>693444967
I got a pen my dude, what do you wish for?
>also added a few more cuts cause why not amirirte
- mix a shake out of water and cement (1:2)
- drink it
- just relax
>>693445307
Sharpie in pooper
>>693445307
where are you from OP?
>>693445307
put a usb of passion of the christ and leave it up ther and then they will be like what the fuck the movie about jesus?
Your suicide note should simply say "I couldn't handle the thought of living in a world where Hillary Clinton becomes president. Goodbye."
>>693445104
In b4 everyone calls me a fag or a white Knight... But.... you've been capable of doing more than most people can by recognising what your problem is.
Now that you've identified the problem you can try and make amends for it. Sure it might not be easy, but it's easier than self annihilation.
>>693445307
cover your whole face black with sharpie
>>693444447
one off
>>693445445
HEY THAT'S MY IDEA FAG, also reroll
>>693445378
roll
>>693445519
rerol
>>693444863
you look ugly as fuck, tell me your sob story as to why you're going to kill yourself OP
>>693445519
I used your idea as a springboard.
>>693445470
totally this. OP call suicide hotline please
>>693445519
Still makes me laugh
>>693442820
seek help get better fix broken friendships etc
>>693445307
This please on face
>>693444863
Du ser norsk ut
>>693445626
roll for this
stop going for your bag of attention and call suicide hotline already
>>693445598
Fuck off by one! also reroll
>>693445624
This tbh cuz OP is a retard
put out an ad on craigslist and get fucked to death by random people and put it on your friendly neighborhood 4chan.
>>693442960
Roll
>>693445686
Already been rolled m8, just showing OP what I would like on him
post pic of flaccid dick you massive faggot
>>693442960
roll
>>693442820
buy me steam games if you gonna die anyway
Magicka 2 for two accounts ?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/matisz/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198213952591/
Isn't there a series that you want to finish up on netflix? I'll give you my login/pass if you don't have it
>>693445626
let me look for a decent pen
>>693445728
wait no, put an ad on craigslist and then kill your self before they come, they will freak out it will be fucking hilarios
>>693442820
Tell us your name
And rolling
wew lad. better waste all your money first for weed and banging bitches
Op write 4chan/b/ on your hand, all i want :`] also gl in the afterlife ( if there even is one)
>>693443933
who is this?
OP, why are you doing this? Think about it, you've put yourself in a pretty pathetic position, and for what? For a little glory and fame on /b/? Really? Just call suicide hotline and fix yourself you pathetic piece of shit. Nobody cares about your problems.
2 words, autoerotic asphyxiation. let everyone you love know how much of a bitch you are.
>>693445834
Please dont forget to dox before you do it bro. I will always keep you in my heart.
May even put a pic of the timestamp on the wall
>>693445872
Reroll
where are you OP if youre a britfag i can help you get through this
>>693444890
being this faggy
>>693445868
Best idea yet.
>>693445868
reroll
>>693444787
reroll
>>693445436
and reroll
>>693445888
Trips best trips
>>693445872
Rulling
>>693445914
roll for 4chan/b/ on self.
>>693442820
All these dubs wasted..
Sharpie in the hole
>>693446049
>help you get through this
by doing what? pushing the stool out from under him? helping with the rope?
thanks anon
be an hero
pics and/or live stream if you are
(not that im advocating, call a suicide hotline bro)
go out in a blaze of glory.
>burn yourself faggot
>>693446057
>not being this faggy
Good luck if something like this ever comes back to haunt you because you weren't careful
>>693445872
Ralling
>>693445914
Reroll
>>693445307
Please don't hurt yourself OP.
If you need someone to talk to please email me.
There's not reason to hurt yourself.
It's a temporary email so no worries
[email protected]
What method will you be removing yourself with?
>>693445307
Spend all your money on sandpaper and just dump it around where you'll an hero just before doing it so that it will raise questions
>>693445872
This, or even just a nickname.
>>693446128
faggot
I bet when this thread dies, OP will treat those pussy cuts and go back to his regular life. Fucking attention seeking whore.
>>693442820
lol reported to FBI have fun in pokey
>>693445872
Nick
>>693445626
>>693446192
OP read this
>>693446152
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>go back to le reddit luser
leave suspicious clues that indicate its a murder so you will be featured on unsolved mysteries
>>693446192
>ITT: new faggots being EXTRA faggy
my god thats pathetic
>>693444787
Omg it's Hillarious. Do it Anon.
>>693446253
the fbi dont care about people killing themselves faggot
>>693446262
Do you live in US?
What state if so?
>>693446262
oh my god
>>693446284
Or just leave a collection of the most random items at the scene of the an hero
>>693446284
roll thats better than any of my ideas, shown here>>693446082
>>693446262
Dumbass
>>693446262
Where is your rope anyway, can we check your equipment?
>>693446344
ssssh the SJWs in this thread are hoping they can get him arrested first, THATLL HELP!
>>693442820
Write nigger with blood from your hand on the wall
>>693446282
>go back to le reddit
Only ever been there for a raid that failed, I've been here just enough time to not give a fuck whether it's real or not and trust my instinct. I know the motto, I just don't follow it.
dear nick
we love you bro please dont kill yourself
love you family
starting to lose a bit of blood
>>693446325
ikr anon? people like you are the reason I'm offing myself. I know I'm pathetic without you pointing it out. I'll be haunting you when you fap to traps.
>>693445868
this please
>>693444787
and this
it would be awesome
>>693446262
How are you going to kill yourself?
>>693446426
Reroll
>>693446082
reroll, put the usb really far up there.
Send me money
>>693446441
Why do you want to die?
>>693446428
again, stfu and lurk more
no one gives a shit about your whiteknighting bullshit opinions
>just because you feel like something is wrong doesnt mean youre right
Fuck just stop it already you're becoming /b/'s bitch you're pathetic go get help already go outside and tell someone any where that you're gonna suicide and you need help
fuck this shit you're doing is so pathetic. --'
>>693446438
ITT: le reddit users trying to talk down a "suicidal" /b/ro
>>693446441
Before you go, make sure to curse all who crossed you mate, might work.
OP:
Europe Wide
116 123
Please call this number!
>>693446438
Hey anon, I appreciate it, really. I've made up my mind though. Can anyone get a discord channel going? I'd like to talk to a few people before I die.
>>693446441
bite your finger off
>>693446441
Try to summon the devil, make yourself look like an edgy satanist, then an hero, or don't, just summon satan
Unfortunately no EXIF data on your pictures you lucky bastard, only reason I give a shit is I've been there before (assuming you're not just trolling). Anyways if you are hell bent proceed.
>>693445626
roll + usb with a sad frog meme in it (and also the passion of the christ)
>>693446441
>I'll be haunting you when you fap to trap
bullshit, this is all a ruse
>i can smell the bullshit
>>693446602
ditto
>>693446443
fucking hell one off, every god dam time someone rerolls my ideas! reroll
>>693446572
discord anyone?
>>693446441
Why are you killing yourself, OP?
>>693446602
stfu, no one cares about your pathetic self loathing faggot ass
>>693446516
I haven't whiteknighted once in this thread, I'm just trying to get OP to have a little fun and make sure I don't get a knock on my door. That's it.
Write "Hillary 4 life" on the wall with your blood
>>693446441
put an usb with ear rape sounds in your nose for the autopsy
USA hotline:
1-800-273-TALK (8255)
>>693446572
Hey dude I was the one that asked for Timestamp. Wish I could speak to you, but at work. Hope some other no life anons set you up good
Write "Hillary caused this." In blood to be an edgy cunt.
>>693446666
Holy quads!!
>>693446666
Fukin waste of quad
>>693446666
You're a faggot
>>693446666
Wasted on a faggot
Just get off for the day pls.
>>693446262
dude i'm the poorest of fags, can you atleast hooke me up with fallout 4, or the witcher 3, or rocket league or anything really. i dont got shit
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198095326372
Write 4chan on the wall with blood ir smthin
>>693446666
blah blah blah way to blow quads faggot
>>693446441
How are you planning to do it mate?
>>693446697
roll
>>693446697
fucking kek
https://discordapp.com/channels/200598478831747072
https://discordapp.com/channels/200598532363649025
DISCORD SERVER FOR AN HERO
>>693442960
Roll for this
>>693446449
this
>>693446780
>>693446738
>>693446739
>>693446733
This thread isnt about him, its about OP.
https://discord.gg/ZKMq3
OP here, anyone wanna talk to me? in an hour I'll be on my way.
Wow, dis guy aggro with the world.
Call suicide hotline or some shit, not that they won't say "Oh noo, dont do it... your great... etc. etc."
Anyone who was ostracized by society knows they're simply talking shit whilst they track your phone signal to send down the psych ward.
If u have parents at least wait til they die before you go off. Its pretty sad for parents to watch their kid get buried.
Y r u posting here anyway? u want to make yourself mean something?
This is like a suicide hotline but we get this so much that people stop giving two shits about this stuff and start saying random crazed things.
Go get a life.
>>693446697
Reroll
>>693446697
reroll
>>693446842
faggot
>>693446750
gore kankerbelg stop met bedelen niemand mag je misschien moet jij jezelf maar van kant maken
>>693446738
I know
>>693446739
But then I'd have to go outside
>>693446780
>faggot
>not wanting to get v&
This isn't my first rodeo.
Write on your stomach that Reddit made you do it
>>693446851
>This thread isnt about him, its about OP.
You're also a faggot
>>693446441
getting tired of this attention whoring, we all know you wont go through with it
nice blood you fucking drama queen
you're a fucking joke, get a job you autism
Buy a new brain
>>693446082
plz reroll.
>>693442960
why are we so nice
ROLL
Nick,
if you can read this:
Remember that you killing yourself will make the life of all your friends and family you had before shit. They wont be the same ever again. What you are doing is wrong. Go to sleep this night, think about it all together and talk to someone! Leave /b/, this guys dont care about you, they are 13 year old kids thinking this is in some way funny.
Please bro
>>693446851
this thread isnt about your opinions
fuck off and let OP do his thing faggot
>tfw
>says stupid shit cause seeing (You) makes your cock itch
OP Please don't do this.
DON'T KILL YOURSELF!
>>693446854
Can we get OP's pic on to prove you are using this one
>>693442820
take some filthy politician with you, on your way out. Knife a senator, or blow up parliament. Varies by your locale.
>>693446939
This
buy spray paints and go out and spray people.
>>693446944
Win
>>693446975
blah blah blah fagot,
hide this post nick, dont let some straight edge homo get to you
>>693442820
>>693443424
>>693444863
>>693445307
>>693446262
Are you from iceland?
reroll for suicide hotline
If you dont believe in God, what if youre wrong? How do you intend to make good on your sins in life? Jesus paid that debt. Without Him theres no hope. Please dont find out too late man
>>693446697
Rolling
You know you could always fix your brain by eating the brains of other people, right?
Fucking idiot.
Want to fuck up your friends lives?
Wanna ruin your mom's life?
GO GET FUCKING HELP
/b/'s bitch
>>693446999
oh goody, my first trips turned out to be quite good
maybe you can also film it?
>>693446262
Write "Hillary 2016" on the wall in blood. Post pics.
>>693446854
this is op y'all
>>693447091
your pastor is not going to see this, there will be no extra credit for evangelizing on /b/
kill yourself pussy, let the world know you can't do anything for society you whining bitch
>>693442820
You get off right now. Leave on an ambiguous note to make it seem like we don't know what happens to you
Don't do it
>>693446944
FUCK YES YOU NEED TO PUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST ON A USB AND SHOVE UP THE BUT A SIGN THAT SAYS I DID THIS BECUASE HILARY IS STILL A PRESIDENTAL CANDIDATE AND ALSO GET SOMEONE FROM CRAIGSLIST TO COME AFTER YOU KILLED YOUR SELF!, also please delete your history, or destroy your computer none of us want any part of the investigation.
>>693447091
yea.. if there is even a 00.01 % chance that hell exsist. why would you gamble burning for all eternity. not really a worth gamble imo..
but nothing an anon says will make him change his mind. so at least try to make dank suggestions.
>>693447240
srsly, pastor steve is not watching this thread, you can stop preaching
>>693446697
rerolling for this
>>693447141
>implying the hollow shells that are people care about you dying
All this would be to some is an extra facebook post and a chance for attention
>>693442820
Write trump 2016 on your arm
is OP still here?
>>693447039
He's from Belgium if you look at his steam profile
>>693446901
Deze jongen is kwaad en gek
OP please show your dick
Hey all, OP is here:
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZKMq3
> pic proof
>>693447291
>>693447213
i already won, im the guy who thought of it first.
get that discord serv up already
>OP
>>693447343
yeah i think they're talking in some other language
faggot attention whore, you cut the other way to kill yourself
>>693447350
that's not op's steam pofile moron, why would he ask for games and then kill himself
>>693442960
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qyykpEFDS0
>>693442960
ROLL
>>693447381
dafuq, fx guy trolling /b/?
>i'll allow it
>>693447386
OP better deliver before departing then
>>693442820
why u gon kys mate
>>693442960
reroll
>>693442960
>>693443998
>>693444069
>>693444109
>>693444447
>>693444510
>>693444578
>>693444895
>>693445745
>>693445814
>>693446842
>>693444101
>>693444136
>>693444227
>>693444337
>>693444391
>>693444426
>>693444575
>>693444976
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>>693445943
>>693446438
>>693446541
WHAT THE FUCK happened to this board. why is there so much faggetry and whiteknighting what is this, FUCKING TUMBLR? even the dudes are reddit are less pussies than you faggets on 2016. OP would have more luck offing himself on reddit than on /b/ nowadays with the amount of fucking faggots there is in this board. this makes me so fucking sad
also OP isn't going to kill himself he's just fishing attention. people who cut themselves don't kill themselves they do it for the attention.
>>693447381
losing quite a bit of blood, eh?
feeling warm or cool?
>>693445819
fucking disgusting greedy fuck
play this on repeat as you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo
>>693447688
this
>reddit, 9gag, funnyjunk, tumblr, and the like learned how to post
>>693442820
No you won't kill yourself, we've been through this before OP
>>693447688
no i thought it would be funny to prank them, and then actually kill your self!
dont fkin kys u shit
idk we can talk if u want to
u r cute too
>Fag over here
Trump 2016 write it somewhere
>>693447688
Because /b/ wasn't always about edging hard fuckin nerd
>>693447849
go suck some trap cock faggot
>>693447841
what the fuck
>>693447688
If he really wanted to kill himself he would have cut his arm vertically not horizontally. This guy is a loser, and people are falling to this shitty bait.
>>693446835
>https://discordapp.com/channels/200598532363649025
it expired send new
>>693447350
His IP goes through san francisco.
>>693447910
go back to funnyjunk
If dubs you need to call suicide hotline
dont
>>693447947
what it wouldn't be funny to be like "hey my name is nick (lastname) and i want three chese pizzas, tthen they find your dead and you actually killed your self.
Listen to this OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3hrtp1T84
>>693448186
leave door open
>>693448272
what no you call the suiside hotline and say that.
I'd say don't do it faggot.
But if you're gonna then in the meantime I roll for find a book you've always wanted to read and read it cover to cover in one sitting.
>>693447949
He stated very early in this thread that he wanted to hang himself, you dumb cunt.
The cuts are just for shits and giggles.
>>693447688
right?
back in the heyday all those fuckers wouldve been b& for faggotry
>>693448399
Since those are my dubs, give me more cuts
>>693448425
but i didn't understand thats not very fair.
>>693448186
>>693448382
(that's me)
