Faggot Race time
Rules:
-Roll.
-Google image search the last 3 digits of your post. The first vehicle is what you take to the race.
-If there's a person in/near the vehicle, you are that person for the duration of the race.
-The race is 50 miles, 50 hours.
-If your vehicle has weapons, you can use them. No WMDs.
-There are provisions for all types of vehicles, land, water, air, rails, etc.
-If you get dubs, your vehicle goes double speed.
-If you get trips, your vehicle goes triple speed and always has enough fuel to make it.
-If your vehicle can't reasonably go 50 miles, you can reroll once.
I MUST GO FAST
>>693412005
some kind of ching chong military drone.
>>693412005
Come on jet fighter
>>693412186
well i lost the train game
>>693412346
Well I'll be damned
>>693412389
it's ok anon style points are important too, even if they won't help you win.
>>693412005
WACKY RACES WACKY RACES
>>693412706
fucking 706 knew it would be redneck associated
roll..
Rolls
Rolling
>>693413000
..well ;)
Rolling for UFO
Roll
>>693412005
roll 4 race
Roll
>>693412005
gottagofast
Roll
>>693412005
https://youtu.be/Z76aE-4MohU
>>693413298
This works. It's got some sorta bomb on it
22 or 229 pls
>>693413634
Fuck sake
>>693413593
that is a torpedo. very useful against boat racers.
Damn
![355[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aJxCTI3.jpg "355[1].jpg")
>>693413455
Double speed Ferrari 355.
I might not win against any jets but i'll be damned if I won't enjoy this race.
#noregrets
These boys Gon get schooled
>>693413832
disregard.. read it wrong.. shit im fucked
>>693413840
Comfy
Rawlin
rollerino
>>693412005
Alright then
I want a fucking space shuttle bitch
I May win the land race but I'm fucked if I get hit with a bomb...
Fucking hell, I got a ching chong diddly dong bus
>>693414210
Not bad
roll
I got a submarine
>>693412292
>no cockpit
Enjoy hanging on for dear life
Roll for vehicle!
>>693414166
fucking shit. what the hell if this euro trash pos
roll
Roll
>>693414535
*is
>>693414503
Well that's pretty pimpin.
rowling bowling
Roll
Gotta go moderately fast!
ROLLING STONES.
>>693414398
Fucking hell if I had this before I'd have this shit, The USS Mugford but these fucking buses go at 55 FUCKING MPH REEEEEEEE
>>693414534
This shit can't go 50 miles. Reroll.
Race tyme
>>693412005
Rollaronie
Roll
rollifornication
Fuck off dat shit
>>693414718
FUCK YEAH!
>>693414730
Much better
Here we go
Roll
>>693412005
rrrrroll
>>693412005
Rollin
>>693414787
Noice
Roll
Let's see
This is my tren
>>693414757
Fuck yea, a max cruise speed of 937km/h
>>693412005
Ok.
roll
Well fuck my life
Roll
>>693415078
Fucking trains, I wanted an osprey.
Wait...here is my tren
>>693415009
Does this count? Only vehicle related thing in there
roll
>>693415226
Forgot the image kms
gay
>>693414876
Hahahaha I don't need fuel for my vehIcle and yes it will do over 50 mph! As long as I got thermals, I'll make it more than 50 miles!
>>693414906
Haha, suck it
roll
>>693415223
That would be bad as fuck. I wonder what number you need for that
>>693415081
A Chinese Assault ship, nice!
![1024px-Locomotive_ChS8-078_2013_G2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wwVy3tz.jpg "1024px-Locomotive_ChS8-078_2013_G2[1].jpg")
>>693415078
rollo
>>693415268
fine by me
>>693415293
chug chug
god damn fuck nerds can't link to your own rolls or properly attach pictures
gotta go fast
>>693415433
checked
doing this
>>693415459
oh my god
>>693415459
What the hell is that? A vacuum?
Rhuuul
hoping for 918
>>693415496
Nigga those are dinner rolls shieeeet
>>693415496
HOLY FUCK, DAT "BIG BATCH QUICK DINNER ROLLS" ITS AN 900 KM/H!
roll
Rollin
The Marquis de Role incoming
>>693415576
Close enough
Le role
Roll
>>693412005
Rollin 2 race
>>693412005
rolling
>>693415630
I can live with that
>>693415459
reroll
>>693415705
Just using this Cruz missile
>>693412005
Rollerino
>>693415810
kill me
Rollero
>>693415880
>>693415764
Fuck yeah
>>693415798
Welp, I'm fucked.
roll
Roll
>>693415989
kek
lets do this
niggers
Roll
>>693416036
...
Rollin
roll e
Sanic guide me
>>693416051
Seems legit
>>693415822
Double speed won't even save me and I'm a girl for the race.
Can I assume this means I can't reasonably go 50 miles?
>>693415989
it cant go reasonably 50mph, reroll
Rollerino
>>693416152
not bad
Roll
reroll
>>693416209
Wtf am i supposed to do with this
Roll
Roll
>>693416181
Beep! Beep!
Rollin
>>693416392
edd-209?
gotta go roll.
>>693416405
Too busy playing with tits to complete race... DNF
reroll
405 I'm fucked
GUNA GU FAST
>>693416382
Aw he'll yeah
>>693416309
God dammit
>>693416555
Rollerino
>>693416577
not even a good Peugeot
Roll
>>693414535
alfa romeo.
>Italian trash
rollrollroll
I hope I get some kind of unicicle
>>693416750
eh, not bad.
Roll
Roll
>>693416663
Nigga, don't try to act like we don't see the real first result
rerrolin'
>>693416853
lego car pls
>>693416813
Oh for fucks sake.
Pls something space fast
rolling
Rolling for blackbird jet
Get me a good one
rolling for swag.
Seems fun
>>693416853
I think I'm fucked anons
>>693415926
thats this is fucking sweeeeeeet
Roll
>>693416957
Well this is faster than a tank
rolling for air superiority jet
>>693417107
kek >:^)
>>693417033
And it goes double speed nice
newfag wants a menstral cycle!
WITNESS ME
>>693412005
ROOOOOOOLLLL
>>693412005
>>693417047
fuck
>>693412005
Rolling
ERMMM
rolling for what will probably be a moped
>>693417071
Only 21mp/h
>>693417050
I WILL RIDE THE TRAIN TRACKS MY GRANDFATHER BUILT TO VICTORY!
>>693417246
why must you lie anon?
>>693417232
im fucked
>>693412005
Alright. Let's do this!!
>>693417332
Alrighty. I can get used to this.
>>693412005
Roll
>>693417246
The first, not the second bruh
>>693417409
But beast mod guns
Ok
Roll
>>693417287
>inb4 anon that's actually a quite fast train
>>693415971
These are old as fuck, and mostly retired cept for a few.
Rip
Roll
>>693417517
That's 2 vehicles technically isn't it
Rolling for nignog lift
000 get
>>693417667
No. It's two views of the same one
Ok
535
>>693417596
Fuck you all.
Roll
>>693417769
Wait no, I lied. Still the first vehicle tho
>>693412005
Roll.
>>693417279
eh, i guess i get to water cannon at you assholes.
time to roll
>>693417853
Goddammit fucking Lego car
sure
roll
Let's see what the fuck we've got
Ftw
Roll
inb4 someone gets 000
Rolll
rolling
>>693418604
Im not ftw
Rollo
rollaz
rollin
>>693418176
quite the badass 8 cylander you have there
and rollan
come on
roll
>>693419056
shiett
>>693418172
Guess its time I learn to fly
rollerino
>>693412005
rlll
Rolling
rollin
roll
>>693419369
I think I should reroll. Doing it.
lmao
>>693419528
I mean, at least I can drive it now.
rollie pollie ollie
>>693412005
Rolling
Reroll
>>693412005
roll
>>693413800
That's not a torpedo. Its a seaplane, that thing on the bottom lets it land on water.
ok
Triiiippps. Prepareth thy buttcheeks for the satan cruiser
>>693412005
Faggit Race Roll GOOOO
>>693419778
R
>>693412005
Rolling
Ok this will work. Bound to go over 50.
Rollin
okedi
>>693419752
Look under the plane's fuselage
There's a torpedo
>>693419854
Good news, got a lambo
Bad news, it's a fucking tractor
sounds fun
>>693412005
Gotta go fast
>>693419690
I hate motorbikes
>>693419833
Harley Davidson sportster at double speed.
>>693419930
Well not my favorite choice but ill take it
Roll
Rollerino
>>693419865
Damnit, this sucks. I got some truck thing, the next vehicle in the search was a Hawker Hurricane.
>>693420023
Got the Volkswagen 023
>>693412005
no one can beat this!
>>693412005
let's find it out
Rolling
>>693420225
Do I win
>>693420242
I forgot to post the image like a dipshit
Roll
>>693412005
Röll
>>693420309
Very nice
GOTTA GO FAST
>>693420548
rrrrroll
fuck it roll
>>693420693
finally
![659Parker_copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/osXlBjr.jpg "659Parker_copy[1].jpg")
>>693420659
welp
rollou
rollin
Roll
Roller bowler
>>693412005
fuck it, roll
>>693412005
rollin
>>693421142
sheeeit
>>693421061
Rollerino
>>693412005
ROLLIN
>>693421484
Fuck ya, boys
>>693413593
>>693413800
THAT'S A FUCKING FLOAT FOR IT TO LAND ON WATER YOU IMBECILES
rollin
>>693421484
>>693421644
rollin
bfv
Rerollerino
>>693421729
BWOOOAMMPP BWOAAAMMPPP
roll
Roll
>>693412005
GOTTA GO SPEED
>>693422177
hey, that's pretty good
>>693422024
Win
Lol
>>693412005
rollgay
>>693422909
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_909_Bergspyder
