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Rekt thread
>>693378310
I'm drunk and wallowing in self depression and I kek'd. Sweet webm /b/ro
>>693378310
Kek
>>693378794
fake teeth
>>693379159
Nooooooo
>>693380076
jajajajaaj BRazilians... The Pele heritage, Maradona says!
>>693380205
>>693380205
story?
>>693378794
Tosh
>>693381496
Pit bull attacks old lady in Argentina.
>>693380076
Really?
>>693380076
Pedo caught on camera.
>>693380533
I'm pretty sure this is not the Brazilian team, but whatever
>>693382028
What even was this? i've seen it so many times but never known what the fuck is going on
>>693378310
I would absolutely love to watch the whole thing...
>>693378310
There ain't no grown man that should be.. livin in a memory
>>693379159
damn dude
>>693382376
hydraulic potato masturbator
>>693382376
>>693379159
Now that's edgy
>>693381832
I'd of thought shotgun mouthwash botched job for sure.
>>693383535
kek
>>693380533
Australian
>>693378310
Good thinking. Judging by other rekt threads he'd be fubar if he hadn't been inside that ball. Nice air, dude.
Cunt's fucked
>>693384070
>furious george
>>693380076
That's his daughter. Don't know if that makes it weirder or not.
>>693384919
no no, the expression is "pool's closed".
>>693384575
Lmfao!!!! Tries again
>>693378988
Hi !
I love ya !
Take care and keep kekin' !
>>693380076
what the fuck?! any more story on this, anon?
>>693380205
She needs to wash that shit off her face
>>693381496
It was just a prank bro
Bump
>>693385427
Not even a fair fucking fight. These fucking Indians and sand monkeys and niggers are nothing but subhuman fuck trash.
>>693383839
this is actually cool!
if you keep it in and under enough pressure you might be able to dry it out and put it on a key chain!
Kinda bloody.
>>693386057
Damn
>>693385937
>Not even a fair fight
>Fair fight
>Fair
Nigger they are robbing the place wtf you expect?
"Excuse me sir, please wake up, I am about to rob the place clean, but I must first challenge you to a fair fight before we continue on"
>>693386057
Story?
>>693385919
Wonder how much that operation cost that poor fucker.
>>693385937
What a bunch of baguettes
>>693386399
>>693386057
Any more info on this one, anon?
>>693386454
From what i remember, they both worked for the same jail/prison.
Guy 1 snapped and went bat shit crazy on guy 2.
>>693386399
>mad
>>693384326
9/10 filename
>>693385427
does the guard start sucking his thumb after being hit on the head?
>>693386755
That floating logo on the screen killed him. Technology has gone to far.
>>693387184
>mud-skin lullaby
>>693386755
Kinda sad watching life stamped out like this but at the same time you know that it's literally going to be one or the other. Those killed today were yesterday's killers and today's killers will be tomorrow s victims in that complete shut hole called the middle east. Fuck Islam.
>>693386399
Wow this is really hilarious, what a comedian you must be.
>>693387586
>mad
>>693383989
LORDY LORDY THE WHITE MAN DID THIS
>>693387923
They should've gave him a hand........ To go with that foot.
>>693387923
I don't get it WTF was he trying to do? Just move? Or did he freak and try to run?
>>693388165
tried to kick grenade away
>>693380076
wow a guy rubbing his daughters chest because he doesn't think of her sexually then realizes what it could look like and stops, how disgusting.
>>693388220
MODS!!!
>>693384518
gotta love how he hit him once and stopped out of pity. wtf was that kid trying to do, Naruto shit?
>>693386632
Looks like that cop planted a knife on the nigger. Good. Black lives mater, and so do the dead.
>>693388383
Your bait is so bad you don't even get a pic.
>>693388383
Most people choose to rub a shoulder if they're standing behind someone and they want to touch them in a non sexual way.
Not saying one way or the other but why not the shoulder of your daughter? Is it a cultural thing I'm missing?
>>693388713
Im fucking offended sir.
>>693384160
The stupid bitch mom who should know better and be looking out and teaching her children how to cross properly didn't even take the impact. What a cunt.
>>693388713
Oh no........... Gay
>>693388713
too far
>>693388927
stop crying over spilt milk
>>693388713
Out of every image on here, this is is the only one I am not gonna open and watch
>>693382376
I assume its torture, youll notice the right leg is an arm and the right arm is amputated
Or its a hoax.
>>693389242
Why. Its only fake milk.
>>693379159
>dull as fuck
The kid these days
>>693382376
He has some weird medical condition. It's used to alleviate the pain
warning violence against animals
>>693384456
Chapter 1:
It was just time to quit that day
>>693380804
That's evil, and I love you. We're going to get along great when we meet in hell.
>>693380076
I'm afraid to save this
>>693378310
I want to play that so bad.
>>693384070
>worldstar.webm
>>693389918
is this the new paper mario game?
>>693389918
I quit!
>>693389918
What is that
>>693380533
brazil wear blue shorts, this is australia
>>693389918
Oh lawd jesus, he's like a human pizza now
>>693390266
Lmao I was starting to get depressed on that one, like he just was chilling and got flattened. Right in front of that guy. Then I saw this and legitimately kek'd
>>693386057
I love how he just can't manage to hit anything that will stop this asshole from running away or even standing up after attacking him. Do you not know how to stab a dude?
>>693390368
eeh..
>>693386459
an arm and a leg
>>693391569
I hope there's a back story otherwise that guy is a bitch for sucker punching him
>>693384160
Comboooooo
>>693392005
stupid cat can't even fly.
>>693388165
He was trying to kick it away it looked like.
>>693392262
How does he just run off after falling fucking 5 stories?
>>693388713
Sick fucks, story?
>>693389029
>tfw I seen a dim torch in my back paddock and sneak out to see who is is and it turns out to be some guy doing this to my gelding
>>693388713
#ChocolateMilkMatters
>>693392424
Yes, although it did look like it got injured.
There was studies done on this (surprisingly) that showed that once you get to a certain height, injuries to a cat falling actually go down. As long as the cat has enough time to ready itself and spread out to slow down its fall, they can survive falls from skyscrapers.
>>693378310
>Did that with friends once
>Fat friend took up his entire bubble and more
>Very hot weather out as it was the middle of summer
>Challenges me for ball
>Smashes me so hard I do a backflip come out of the roof of my bubble and smash my head into the ground
>take bubble off and throw up violently for about 20 mins
Haven't spoken to that fat fuck since.
>>693392262
That kiwi is using cheat codes
>>693390368
no need to notify the papers about it.
>>693391156
Fuuuuuuuuck
>>693389144
fucking kek
>>693391569
Nice
>>693389797
with that kind of luck she should try to get rape.
>>693391668
Russian hostage situation, in case anyone was curious.
She will
>>693383386
It's time /b/ restarts it's operation to feed Alyssa Claire to the snake. Who's in?
>>693391668
kek. What was the logic in his head?
>>693380205
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sickening-video-shows-womans-face-7660626
>>693386459
looks like he was having it a Sears.
>>693392521
kek
>>693391569
jesus what happened
Finally. Thank you, haven't seen one of these in a good bit
>>693392521
he got teabagged out!
>>693389797
Buy a lottery ticket!
>>693392005
if you look closely you can see it still lands on its feet
>>693392005
Did he died?
>>693386708
op STABS His Best Friend TO DEATH In The Stairwell Of The Precinct … Victim Was Scheduled The Very Next Day To Testify Before His Superiors About The Corrupt Cop Sexually Assaulting At Least 4 Women In The BACK Of His Police Cruiser!
all i found
>>693392941
it's a cat you retard
>>693393574
Nope it's a kiwi
>>693380076
story? that's fucking hot.
>>693380076
kek'd
Seriously, she's flat as a board and must not be thought of sexually.
You pervs are the ones making it inappropriate.
>>693390119
Looks like they got pretty fucked up before they finally died. Build that wall, Trump.
>>693388550
>>693386632
Because the video is played in reverse. Didn't you wonder why everyone is moving like mr roboto?
>>693393718
i don't know how to respond to that degree of autism... anyone here speak autese?
>>693393529
holy shit. mustve been a kid at the wheel
>>693392424
He got pretty fucked up. Broke leg and ribs, died from eternal bleeding.
>>693394136
THE BOY CAN WALK AGAIN
>>693394097
You just don't know a kiwi when you see one
>>693384070
This is the best one I've ever seen.
You never really see humans struggle against animals. They usually just run away.
>>693384575
>Guy looks up at him
>Did you just fucking stab me?
>Other guy looks back at him
>"No."
That's the way I pictured how that went.
>>693393875
>Seriously, she's flat as a board and must not be thought of sexually.
>You pervs are the ones making it inappropriate.
Not sure if troll or as stupid as a bottle of chips.
>>693384070
who throws a shoe?
>>693394004
Tossing the mike over his leg looked like gravity. I thought they were looking for a bomb under him or something.
>>693384254
Da fuq?
>>693392005
>>693393484
Probably would have been fine if it didn't hit that railing near the end. Cats maximum velocity is non-fatal. Studies of NYC vets found something like 90% of cats survive falls from skyscrapers, the only injuries they get usually are chipped teeth. The higher the fall the better chance the cat has actually since it has time to adjust and brace for the landing.
>>693392941
>>693393574
>>693393718
>>693394097
>>693394303
kiwi dumbass baiter returns.. this is Superlurk
>>693394507
go to bed, Austin.
>>693378794
i know it is fake but i still cringe like a fagget
>>693394507
lol. I'd probably do the same since I wouldn't expect the fucker to attack me
>>693392070
fuckek
>>693394488
>bottle of chips
>>693394136
10/10 filename
>>693391569
i love how the girl is just like
O:
>>693380076
Saved
>>693387391
seriously though, what happened?
>>693391569
>mind blown
>>693392094
looks like he has blood on his chest so more than likely that guy hit him in the pit and he got pissed and got him back
>>693387971
>needs to be the new filename
>>693380205
>>693395365
>mind blown pic
>>693393176
thanks...............
>>693380205
Looks like a dog attack.
>>693393539
story?
>>693395510
Dick in the mouth. Hurry up come on. Photoshop masters get to work.
>>693380076
Dear god I cannot believe that!!
Look at the size of her fucking feet!!
>>693391569
Sorry? What? He's just moshing....
>>693384070
That's a monkey
>>693391156
yea no, you're fucked
>>693394737
yeah that sounds like complete bullshit
>>693394136
Did he end up paralyzed?
>>693395429
Good thing he wore a helmet
>>693384254
Must run on natural gas you can see it coming out before it ignites>>693394667
>>693395716
brazilian prison
Prisoners burn plastic and let it drip on the victim and try to force him to EAT his mate. Eventually they stop. But just makes you think some ppl live in pure hell.
>>693382376
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/heartbreaking-video-shows-disabled-man-7418027
>>693395429
*crack*
>>693379159
This video is pretty grate.
>>693384116
haha that bench.
>>693392424
cats don't have the bone density to reach a deadly force at terminal velocity. landing on your feet from that far will still fuck you up though. hitting a random object on the way down is also enough to kill a cat.
>>693396267
no one could tell.
>>693394824
thank you. goodnight.
>>693395716
guy with shitty lighting films iPhone Oscar contender.
>>693391095
This isn't the movies, most people die slowly.
>>693394303
I'm almost certain that's a quail...
>>693395346
The car caught fire.
>>693393539
Why do they always just lie there and take it?
Wouldn't you at least try to fight back or run in this situation?
>>693384689
every time i see that turducken idiot below the helicopter pulling that cord tight just so it hits it just right
>>693396121
You sound like my ignorant trailer-dwelling uncle.
>>693385919
This is exactly why other doctors call orthopaedist "carpenters"
>>693382681
RIP beebs
>>693396493
that is awful
>>693386399
Kek
>>693393278
He punched that guy in the face.
>>693397319
Yeah. It doesn't take many rekt threads to figure out that humanbeings can absord some serious damage and still suck air.
>>693379159
>>693386632
This is reversed
>>693387923
Guy lost his foot. You can watch it fly off
>>693397996
rekt
>>693395714
Nerve gas obviously
>>693395510
dont ask for anything more
>>693381496
nerve gas
not rekt but your welcome
>>693398421
I'd give her a dutch oven.
>>693397996
Can someone explain this? Is this some sort of soccer thing?
>>693397587
It's a kiwi, everyone knows, go to sleep
>>693398582
>Can someone explain this?
The man is kissing the child on the lips.
Does anyone have that one of the guy trying to lure the 5 yr old girl into his car with candy?
>>693397996
Ok that shit is weird, no matter what culture
>>693398743
>>Can someone explain this?
Just thought there was more to the story is all.
>>693398582
Yeah, soccer is for faggots.
>>693398877
Yeah, a lot of you guys think that.
>>693398352
Pro
>>693380804
thats fucked up but i laughed
>>693393216
>no actual reference to how powerful a hand grenade is
>thinking water will keep them safe
>timer is alot shorter than they thought
>blows up on surface and Rekted
>>693398877
It's his son
>>693384116
Shit i remember hearing it all over the fucking news when that shit happened
>>693388713
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>>693384160
It's like it's coming right at me.
>>693391552
summer is strong in this one
>>693399159
newfag
>>693389029
Drachenlord?
>>693384254
that's some powerful nerve gas
>>693382376
Cerebral palsy and poor
>>693392005
saving a cat from a ledge with a fucking dust mop and a broom
>>693384974
It's makes it more logical for me
>>693386399
My thoughts exactly. Other dude was possibly baiting.
>>693392005
cats don't always land on their feet...
>>693400527
>>693400527
"That's my little autist"
>>693400684
>>693400807
>>693392904
you sound like a puss
>>693393902
this is propaganda
>>693400938
clothes lined that dumbass white boi
>>693392424
8/9 lives
>>693400938
>>693382376
His name is Cao Ba Quat. He's a Vietnamese man with cerebral palsy, and his family has him strung up like that to prevent him from rolling around on the bed, causing skin tears and such. They are too poor to afford help, but I think since the video has been posted, they have received donations.
>>693401366
Perpetual energy machine
>>693389918
OMG!
>>693398582
He's just kissing his son after winning the cup finals. In my country, kissing your son/daughter's lips like that isn't considered bad
>>693392005
they fucking acted like they were trying to save it. They probably needed more meat for the fucking hotel restaurant
>>693393718
It's obviously a quail.
>>693402742
and that country is?
>>693402742
What are your immigration laws like in _____?
>>693403040
Chile. And he's Gary Medel, one of our best players
>>693394136
Did he walked again?
>thatfilename.kek/exe
>>693380076
DA FUCK LOL
>>693403254
chilenian you had to be, Argentina ftw
>>693403501
Sure, especially on soccer finals :D
>>693400000
>>693383839
am i the only one who sees the dude behind him? on the bottom picture
>>693403847
You hurting me man
>>693386632
Kek
>>693404006
Sorry for being so rude, we're all bros haha
>>693395807
OH GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT
>>693404124
Seriosly speaking, how da fug did we managed to lose the last two finals?
>>693402742
I open mouth kiss my niece when i win at COD. Also may do other things that are normal where I come from.
>>693400205
legend has it that he still remains atop that bridge to this day
>>693386755
>>693385427
Couple I haven't seen for a change, what a breath fresh of air.
>>693404622
greentext time
>>693384456
classic always kek
>>693384070
Love his use of pocket sand
>>693404462
We had to win something already. Also, you have Higuaín
