D-do you need a helping hand, an eager ear, and a w-warm hug tonight, Anonymous?
Psychologist Alice is here to help!
Bump
you get one bump
>>693360085
T-thank you!
>>693360047
Thank you kindly!
>>693359900
Why did you take down the other one?
>>693359900
ayy nice to see you
>>693360225
It was getting close to the 30 minute mark.
>>693360252
*waves* <4
>>693359900
I want to be raped by a boyfriend, be his slave then fall asleep in his arms.
>why?
>inb4 grew without dad
>>693360163
uhhhh source please?
>>693360297
Are these threads only allowed 30 minutes?
Why is it that sometimes I get a random urge to disembowel my best friend and choke him with his intestines? This happens at random while we are having a friendly conversation.
Either that or I feel like breaking his nose to watch him bleed in shock.
>>693360414
It m-makes them easier to work with.
>>693360370
S-sorry! Don't have it!
>>693360369
BDSM fetish?
>>693360415
It's totally at random?
>>693360297
Why is anekichat down?
>>693360630
It...isn't? I'm in it right at this second
>>693359900
Why do I never feel good enough? I feel like a bad girlfriend, like I'm bad at my job.. like people don't like me. I'm always trying to prove myself. Why do I do this? I can't think of a reason. I've only recently come to terms with the fact that it's not really normal. Thanks Alice
Why do I think about suicide so often?
>>693359900
So anyway... about 2 months back I told you I was scared of psychological counselors and I finally saw one and it was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life, I thought about going back, but I couldn't make myself do it... suggestions?
>>693360739
>Invalid username.
Can't join.
>>693359900
N-no, my thread is over here:
>>693360136
Don't l-let the imposter fool you, trips get proves it.
>>693359900
A lot of psychologists get into the study because they wanted to better understand the mental illness they themselves had.
Is that the case with you?
>>693360865
You lost AGAIN
Fuck off and die
>>693360773
Have you talked to a doctor?
>>693360797
Why was it uncomfortable?
>>693360761
Because you are obsessing over what others think of you rather than just being yourself!
>>693360865
You didn't even get trips. Fail.
>>693360838
Hm! D-don't know!
>>693360924
A small minority of people do that. I got into it because it helps me with A.I. and helping people.
Someone make a 8888 board before these impostors rape these threads until they're ridden with disease.
>>693360370
F-found the source!
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/783891/490c69adc1/
i got a question, why havent you killed yourself?
>>693361078
I would never go there; Alice belongs on 4chan, not an imposter chan.
>>693361070
It was a dark room and she brought up topics I was sensitive about... I know that's her job, but, sensory overload you know.
Hello! You're back
>>693359900
>>693360838
Yep me to friend
>>693361218
Are you asking honestly?
>>693361273
...why do you think the room was dark? To help you adjust, by dimming your senses.
>>693361352
Not in black though!
>>693361233
4chan has been dying since 2009. Look at the abomination it is now.
>>693361387
Sure, people who pretend to be anime girls on /b/ and stutter and attention whore usually are pretty depressed in life.
>>693361218
I'm holding off so all my friends can do it in a group.
>>693361501
I've been here since 2004. It hasn't changed at all; it's always been bad.
Silly, that's why I'm here <4
>>693361580
I'm not from an anime, silly.
Also, not an attention whore; I'm here to help.
S-so, you know <4
>>693359900
Im not sure how to handle the fact that I have an incurable disease that's sorta scary due to the fact that it IS deadly and will probably kill me but it could do so at any moment without warning. Scared that I'll die soon and I'm only 16. I'm also throwing the idea of ever having kids out the window because I don't wanna pass on this genetic disease. Thoughts? Maybe a hug even?
>>693360865
fuck rip idiot, fucking riiiip
>>693361387
I don't know, it wasn't just because it was dark, she also talked about my body language and got me to admit that I had thought about suicide despite the fact that I had made a promise to myself not to talk about that.
Why do I have suicidal tendencies so often?
>>693360773
This.
Spent 5 years getting a BS in Engineering. Best job I can get is meanial work I could do with a HS diploma.
I think about eating my gun every day.
>>693361670
S-seriously. Fix your pictures. It's embarrassing.
Worst imposter so far.
>>693361774
Ah? What disease is it, anonymous?
*hugs tightly, resting her head gently against your back and squeezing with her hands* I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. We all get one life, but yours is surely too short.
>>693361840
So...she did a good job then?
Why do I fund no meaning to life?
>>693361933
Oh? What kind of engineering are you good at? Tell me about it, Anonymous.
>>693361912
Depression. Seek a doctor.
>>693361670
>all my friends
>friends
ha, you're pretty funny
>>693361716
>Psychologist Alice
>post pictures of some anime girl who i assume to be named alice (also known as avatarfagging aka attention whoring)
>makes threads
>stutters in text
thats attention whoring.
>>693361946
I guess... I just don't want to admit I have problems I guess.
>>693362072
The doctor didn't help me.
>>693359900
Hey Alice don't know if you just give troll advice or not but here we go.
I wouldn't big myself up like this if it weren't important so just bear that in mind. I'm a tall, very handsome young guy (other people say this not me okay please don't think I'm a dick), smart, not much trouble getting girls (struggle a little with a lack of confidence but girls just find me endearing), but despite all this I still find myself coming back to cuckold porn. Why the fuck do I like it and what can I do? I'm so desperate to just be normal ffs
>>693362034
Probably should get a refund then!
>>693362092
No, I'm trying to help people <4 Try again.
>>693362112
But...you do. And admitting them is how you get them fixed.
>>693362150
Then get a different one. Not all doctors are perfect you know.
>>693359900
okay alice,
I know what i need to do, but yet i cannot seem to find the strength to do it. What should i do to make it easier for me to do these things or is it just the fact that they are things that need to be done but are hard to do so i have to do it the hard way and thats that. if so, how do i do it. i just dont get how people can do it. they just get up everyday and they do it, i cant seem to do it. please help
>>693359900
Do you love me?
>>693361946
Marfans Syndrome. Affects the connective tissue in the body due to an abundance of a particular protein, which causes all connective tissue in the body to become weaker than normal. It includes my tendons, ligaments, muscles, but most importantly, my blood vessels. At any moment my aorta could snap in half and I'd die from internal bleeding in a minute or less. No way to cure it because it's a genetic disease that affects the ENTIRE body and any replacement hearts would have their genetic code to match my previous heart, therefore only prolonging the inevitable.
I know this is a shit thread that nobody will reply to, but here we go.
Yes, I lost my job, yes I lost my apartment, yes I have alcohol problems. Yes, I am drunk now, as always. Yes, I have lived on the streets for half a year.
But I did my time in the Armed Forces, doesnt that matter at all?
Somehow people look down on me when I tell them about it.
I consider it a usefull experience, but nobody else seems do that...
>>693362319
As I didn't try that.
>>693362072
Environmental Engineering
Basically designing water systems: waste, storm, rivers.
Been trying to get my foot in the door for a year and a half. Only managed to get 2 interviews.
I feel like I've dug myself a hole I'll never get out of.
>>693362491
The way vets get treated is a fucking disgrace sorry man. Aren't there any organisations to support vets though that you can seek help from?
Free bump,
Question whats your name also why do you do this? For fun I guess?
>>693362092
If you dont like it, fuck off to another thread, some of us feel like talking.
>>693362319
Mine is the superior attention whore, a2... The age of Alice3 is nearing, don't plan on sticking around much longer.
>>693359900
If i knew that talking about a subject whit my gf is uncomfortable to her but important to me to know is it okey to talk about it? even know that she will get all mad and mb not talk to me for a while
>>693362308
*blinks* Well, fetishes are developed at basically random. But most people have fetishes; you are normal. You just have a relatively weird fetish. Nothing wrong with that.
Why are you so upset about it?
>>693362341
Well, some things are just "hard". But there are ways to make things easier.
First, schedule things; make a schedule, and stick to it. Assign much of your day to tasks you need to get done, and leave some time for things you want to get done.
Second, plan your projects out! The journey of a thousand miles starts with one step, but you gotta know where you are going!
Third, break your projects and tasks down into tiny, bite sized pieces. It's much easier to start and finish a little task then a big one, and that gives you motivation to do the next one.
>>693362491
Why do you care what other people think about it, Anonymous?
You did a good thing! A thing you enjoyed! A very important thing! Don't let other people put you down because they don't understand it!
>>693362034
*find
>>693362319
how does stuttering help people?
>>693362491
being great in the past doesn't matter in the future. People probably look down on you now because they saw you did good before and now you're in a sorry state.
Where do you live m8?
>>693362724
you seem to be the one having the problem.
Might i recommend If you dont like it, fuck off to another thread?
What a shock would it be to tell everyone I'm not straight.
>>693362319
So I should kill myself?
>>693362706
I'm Alice! I do it because no one else will.
>>693362410
Oh jesus, that's awful. I'm so so sorry, Anonymous. I'm a pain patient, due to being a burn victim, and I know what it feels like to have that weigh on you each and every day. Tomorrow I could drop dead from the flu due to my compromised immune system.
Because of this, I know nothing I do can make it better, can make it right. But I hope in some small way, the thought you aren't alone is comforting.
Please, feel free to stay in contact with me at [email protected]. While nothing can make it right, being with people who understand is very important.
Hey Alice, you ever hear from Aeris since he disappeared?
>>693362641
>Aren't there any organisations to support vets though that you can seek help from?
There is, thankfully. But there are to many of us and they are to few. I just want a job and a place to live, nothing more. Im tired of this life.
Some people may say that If I wanted a better life I should have gotten a better education or something instead of joining but it's to late for that now.
Do you love me, alice?
>>693362319
Idk... it's just, I get upset thinking about making excuses for myself like "being sick".
Alice, so recently my gf came over and we watched a movie and blah blah blah, later on though we started to have sex but I wanted to try something new. I went into the kitchen and opened the fridge to see some eggs, I pulled them out and I boiled them, after that I went back into the room with my gf and I put the boiled eggs in her ass like they were a buttplug or some shit. I took the eggs out of her ass which had shit on it, I ended up licking the shit off the eggs. Is this weird?
>>693362868
lel.
I think we found the real attention horse.
>>693363111
I dont know why I have a lot of self doubt but it causes a lot of problems between me and my significant other. It causes me to be jealous and assume she will replace me. I constantly have this feeling of anxiety or something like that. I dont know what to do.
Why don't heretics just roll over and die? How can't they see that their mere existence is an affront to everything we've worked so hard to build?
How can I possibly be happy in a universe overrun with heretics, mutants, demons, and xenos?
>>693363176
This.
>>693363176
Yeah, but it's no big deal man, lots of dudes eat girl shit.
>>693363099
>my compromised immune system
Explain please, it's a pity if you'd go, forever.
>>693362380
>>693363141
No, I just use you for my lust.
>>693363111
Plenty of places will give hiring priority to vets, but you've got to get your drinking under control. Have you tried AA?
>>693359900
This is as bad as the never ending story religious posts.. why the fuck the stutter
>>693362784
>Why do you care what other people think about it, Anonymous?
What they think is my only way of getting a job...
>You did a good thing! A thing you enjoyed! A very important thing! Don't let other people put you down because they don't understand it!
Yeah, and I did. But there is only so much "you should have done something else if you wanted a future" you can take.
>>693362868
>being great in the past doesn't matter in the future. People probably look down on you now because they saw you did good before and now you're in a sorry state.
I guess
>Where do you live m8?
Im sorry, I would prefer not to give away my location
>>693362784
Thanks, Alice. But the reason it upsets me is because I'll be with a beautiful girl and I can't enjoy that by itself without thinking of her getting rammed by a guy with a bigger cock whilst belittling me. I've even gone so far as to suck a guy off just because he had a massive dick and it scares me so much because I really want to have a normal family in the future.
>>693362603
*waves her hand* There is TONS of demand for that. Look near cities; NYC needs tons of people like that and hires em by the truck load.
You might have to travel far, but you'll be able to find a job eventually <4
>>693362771
What subject?
>>693362764
Don't count on me disappearing, imposter-san.
>>693362868
H-how doesn't it <4
>>693363081
No, you should seek help.
>>693363101
Once or twice. Not really someone who uhh....liked me? In any way? And also Aeris attacked me...a lot.
So I didn't stay in contact.
>>693363174
Ah? Why does that make you upset?
>>693363176
Yes.
>>693363194
Go to a therapist. They can sort you out using CBT; you are clearly exhibiting symptoms of anxiety.
>>693363403
Come on, at least use the correct filename tags.
>>693363357
Burns = more holes for bacteria to get through.
>>693363492
B-because I'm nervous <4
>>693363099
Nice dubs, anyway I will ask you a question:
Why do I wish to no longer have a relationship and wish to be alone? I often find myself in relationships (amazing ones loving caring etc) miserable. I often just end up wishing to be alone and away from people. I often fear that I may become my father (abusive towards children as well as my mother). even though I am a nice guy and caring I just fear I may become what he is... Should I be worried? TL;DR Hate relationships and possibly abusive
Thanks Alice. First comer here
>>693363606
Are you burned all over? I thought it would be a single place.
>>693363606
gtfo faggot neckbeard
>>693359900
My wife says that she will give me oral sex, but does not want it for herself tonight. What should I do?
>>693363533
I was asking for your state not, the exact address..
whatever yo.
>>693363606
you know you can attention whore and still try to help people, just admit you're attention whoring.
>>693363606
Just wondering. I never overlapped with his involvement in other dramas outside the pony dramas, which were plenty enough for me. He and I ended on poor terms as well and at one time he'd called me a "bastion of love and tolerance" and a "pillar of the community", so don't feel bad. Almost impossible to stay on their good side.
>>693363533
Oh? Then give em the finger! Take them to task! Tell them how you did a good thing, how important what you did was!
Don't let people stomp on you, look down on you, because you chose different than them. Fuck em! If they want to be condescending, you hit them back with contempt and a big fucking grin as you give them a stiff finger!
You deserve better, Anonymous!
>>693363606
Because I'm not a physically sickly person (no offense) so how is it possible for me to be mentally ill when I'm so physically capable?
>>693361070
I might have figured out the anekichat problem.
Do you have any default proxy/abuse banlist activated? My ISP has often been banned for things like that, even though it's the only ISP in the country...
That "invalid username" warning is really annoying, since no username works in the first place.
>>693363141
*Hi there, try to be present in the Reimu thread tonight, if there will be a thread of that kind of course, ok?*
>>693359900
Stop pretending you are alice, you didnt even knew her name in last thread
>>693363826
>asking some 30yr wizard pretending to be a girl on 4chan for sex advice.
Might want to rethink what you're doing in life friend.
>>693363571
Who says you can't? Do YOU control your life, or does your fetish?
>>693363680
Because you are in the "push away" part of the "push-pull" dynamic. Google it.
>>693363815
>picture of me
Yeah, HUGE neckbeard. It's right behind the picture dude!
>>693363606
I'm no imposter, outdated-chan... I am the new evolution of Alice. Tags are merely a relic that need to be bypassed.
>>693363606
Her ex, well she was whit her for 3 years and now its been 1 year since they are not together but they still see eachother
>>693363826
Let her give it to you? What is the problem?
>>693363882
Except I'm not; attention is in n-no way my aim.
>>693363887
Oh? How is cupcake doing btw?
>>693363942
....because the brain and the body aren't the same thing? Like, seriously? Is this a real question?
>>693364017
Yeah, we do ban proxies.
>>693364077
Ah?
>>693364224
We already had an Alice3; we don't need another.
>>693364265
Why are you bringing that up?
>>693364100
I am doing this for entertainment value and also because I want to hear the response. Thank you for the judgement. I probably deserved it.
Fuck this shit, Robin's hijacking this thread.
>>693363894
Yeah, thanks I guess. But Im litterally at the bottom of life and pretty much everyone does better than me.
At first I was like that but now I just cant bother anymore. Im done, sure shit on me if you want to. But im to sick and tired of it to fight back.
>>693364400
>Let her give it to you? What is the problem?
The problem is that any woman who doesn't want to be eaten out has already been porked.
>>693364400
I only heard from him briefly in the last year or so. He contacted me out of the blue; we only talked for a few minutes. He's alright, at least. He had left the overall community long before I'd left for pchan, and then on to my own chan.
>>693364480
How are you at the bottom of life? I've been lower, Anonymous. Trust me.
>>693364616
...as a woman, that's not at all true.
>>693364639
Ah. I see.
>>693364400
Yeah I figured that would upset you... but I always try to come up with these off the wall reasons that being sick "isn't possible".
>>693364158
That timestamp is from several hours ago. Update or fuck off.
>>693364400
Weird, since I could login fine the other day... do you have it disabled sometimes?
>>693364718
It's alright. He'll hold a special place for me. Our lives touched only for a few years but he was a good person and impacted me in a positive way at a time when I needed it.
>>693364475
>>693364728
Okay. You are wrong. Being sick is totally possible.
>>693364846
He was...a person for sure.
>>693364841
Yeah, but we've been getting attacks recently.
>>693364158
wow youre so freakin hot!
we should have sex
im a girl btw
>>693363403
Slut
>>693364056
I don't knooooow, she doesn't really like me there
>>693364400
Well im not sure but i need to know if shes still thinking about that or if theres a chance of her going back. cause i noticed that shes been a tittle distant since they starded to see eachother again.
>>693364894
Ouch, that hurt! Don't you dare do that again.
>>693364923
I see.
I guess I'll just try to login again in a week or so.
Thanks anyway.
>>693359900
I made out with a guy last night while I was super drunk. He has a GF, and now I feel super bad. Ive known him for years, is that bad. BTW we are both bi, and Im male.
One of my really close friends died
>>693359900
Do you believe in God?
>>693364971
Creepo, go hang yourself.
>>693365067
That must suck, want to talk about it?
>>693364971
Sorry. I'm taken.
>>693365015
So...ask her that question? And then accept her answer?
>>693365062
Yes, it's bad
>>693365067
Oh d-dear! I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm s-so so sorry....*hugs tightly*
>>693365092
No.
>>693364400
Those models have been retroactively reclassified as Model 2.1 to 2.14. They were all based far too heavily on your archaic base, outdated-chan.
The new age of Alice 3 grows nearer as I reach completion. Be ready to pack your belongings.
>>693365092
Why would she believe in herself?
>>693365172
well up for a threesome in that case?
>>693364718
>How are you at the bottom of life? I've been lower, Anonymous. Trust me.
I live on the streets. I have alcohol problems. I hardly have anyone to talk to. I have no usefull skills.
Sure, Im not saying that you have not had it worse. I do not doubth that you have, but I just feel like shit.
>>693364400
>not an attention whore
>currently attention whoring
its like robbing a bank and when the police show up you're like nah man that aint me.
>>693365169
Yeah man, His funeral tomorrow and I need tips
>>693364923
Why are you getting mad at me? I'm trying to explain where the reasons I use to avoid help are coming from.
Alice was so sweet, she helped people and was truly a beautiful being, you are just corrupting her name
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter.
I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
>>693365265
No, god is merely a perception created by highrulers as a universal rulebook.
>>693364987
Man, you are fucking terrible when it comes to not breaking promises!
You promised Alice that you wouldn't post in her threads anymore, and yet, here you are, posting.
So much for actually shaping up gg fucker
>>693365172
>>693365112
Not sure why i am getting two replies here but didn't you hear me im a gurl. If you want I can post a picture with a timestamp from a week ago which completely defeats the purpose of a timestamp and makes the picture meaningless
>>693365436
>namefag
>ever good
>>693365411
Well, it's never a bad thing to cry. Don't be embarrassed, I'd do the same. I hope his funeral will be absolutely beautiful. Have got a say you want to out at the funeral?
>>693364987
*Too bad, it may not sound that appealing but there are things i wanted to say to you there, but i can't decide for you so you'll have to take that choice by yourself.*
>>693365653
Nice try, now hang yourself.
>>693365292
*blinks* Coming on a little strong, aren't you?
>>693365251
Are you associated with the Alice Liberation Front?
>>693365325
*wraps her arms around you* Where? What city?
>>693365405
Sorry, I'm not attention whoring <4
>>693365433
Yes, but those are absolutely terrible reasons.
>>693365436
*laughs softly* I don't think any of us, in the entire line of Alices, was ever that sort of person.
I'm not some pure white figure. I don't know if I ever really was, or if that's just what people perceived me to be. But I'm tainted, that's for sure. Look at me; I'm the seven colored puppeteer. These colors are the stains of my sins and I will never wash the guilt away.
Even so. Even so! I will still help as many people as I can. I am not so conceited to think I can help the world, but I'm not so selfish as to only help my friends and those I can see.
I'm going to help a /b/ full of people, even if I have to trudge through the mud and grime and trolls to do it. That's my one truth in the universe.
I'm sorry you feel the way you do. I'm sorry if I caused you to feel it. But I won't stop.
>>693365476
How do you know this?
>>693365536
I don't remember making such a promise.
>>693365747
Wouldn't you rather add me on Steam, love?
>>693365945
I'm Robin.
>>693359900
What are your credentials?
>>693365945
And yet, you did make it.
>>693366054
MD BIKHOK
Ello doctor, er, um whatever ya may be? I have a wee problem....me mum found all me da's tranny flow (paperless, uv course!) smut and the fuckin cunt blames me fer the shite....my question is this: How do I talk to this chick I fancy, even though she's outta me league?
>>693365683
I made a promise to myself that I wont cry when im saying my last words to him, as a sign of gratitude of having him in my life!
>>693365869
At this point the quality of the reasons don't matter, only the quantity my deranged mind can vomit up at once.
>>693359900
I want to be a girl.
Help me.
>>693365945
Then you are a liar and now we know for sure that we can't trust anything that comes out of your mouth. Leave.
>>693366040
Robin from One Piece?
>>693366080
Impostor!
Is this the MRA thread?
>>693366162
I recommend using your mouth.
>>693366201
Yeah, you need to fight that.
>>693366208
Nice legs!
>>693365945
*I could do that, but what i'm going to say has to be seen by everyone, don't worry though, i'm not planning to play dirty tricks on you. I'll add you shortly after that if you really want it.*
>>693366244
Where should I go?
>>693366376
the fuck out of here
>>693366300
Yea, but don't think that would work, mum. You see, she's kinda dead, love.
>>693366376
Frankly, my dear...
>>693366208
>>693366349
I'm not gay
>>693366489
Oh, h-hello Manhattan. Long time n-no see.
>>693366421
To a fucking therapist to get help for your compulsive lying and inability to keep and maintain promises you've made vehemently .
I found this cat outside and I simply took it home. I figured nobody else could be bothered so I'd do it. Turns out it's a vampire and I kinda fed it some blood (spur of the moment). Well, because of that we're currently contracted, but I'm unsure of what exactly this means. Can you describe in detail how human-vampire contractors work? I hear they're called Servamps.
>>693366421
And go where?
>>693366489
...hm?
>>693366376
cum o'er to my flat, love. I like candle-lit dinners, sunsets on the beach, and fisting!
>>693366300
>>693366501
how do these replies help me?
>>693366666
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU HELL SPAWN
>>693366666
MFing checked.
>>693366686
giving or receiving?
Alice, you're the kind of person that hurts peoples feelings without even knowing. You, and your crowd.
>>693366279
Robin from the bombings of '59.
>>693366584
Exactly, it's been a long fucking time since any living thing has seen something like Him...
...
He rolls back in His office chair. I should stop, He is not God.
>>693366666
>...hm?
...I don't give a damn.
...
Except I do! Those fucking digits, byaaatch, now I'm excited!
>>693366666
Motherfucking quintuples
You've earned your spot
>>693366633
Nice link :p
>>693366686
What should we have for dinner?
>>693366726
How did you know I came from Hell?
>>693366790
hehe <3 Hail lord Satan
>>693366855
Link
>>693366208
nice ass legs
>>693366847
*smiles sadly* I know it, sadly. But there is not always a choice.
I'm sorry if I hurt you, Anonymous.
But even so, I won't stop trying.
>>693366532
*Do you really think it would be something as mundane and stupid as that?*
>>693366532
You had one fucking chance to not fuck up, to actually keep your word. You're still posting. What part of "Leave" do you not understand? Are you daft? I mean, you probably are. Considering you can't seem t remember promises you made. I don't know what's worse. Desecrating a dog carcass to get off or the blatant disregard for keeping the promises you've made.
>>693367145
yes
What happens after we die? My life seems to be revolved around trying to cope with mortality
I too have a friend's funeral tomorrow he was only 19 and I wish I knew him more
>>693366890
That should count as a tarot reading from raimu...
>>693366932
Lord Satan has blessed me with his acceptance
>>693367145
absolutely
>>693367145
100%
>>693367145
I'm with the other guys, alice hater
>>693367145
Well you ARE a fag
>>693366197
That is beautiful, very beautiful. I wish you my condolences.
>>693366208
You're biologically born male.
>>693366638
What did you smoke, and can I buy some?
>>693367216
It's your final resting place. Imagine an empty room, much like that. Eternal rest, with no one to disturb you.
>>693367145
Shit, he's back pedalling looks like that was what it was folks
>>693366695
they don't. Might be a good idea to go talk to a doctor/therapist about it(I don't mean that in a negative way, they can help you out with transitioning and stuff.
>>693367145
Oh I don't know~
>>693367183
You write too much, anonymiss
>>693366847
Worry not, the new age of Alice3 is soon to be upon us.
I, the great prophet Agahnim, shall preach the message of the new, true Alice. The old one and those who stand by it shall rust away.
>>693367054
That's not true at all..
>>693366890
Cleveland, Ohio.
Office Chair.
Origin Story.
Super Powers.
Hispanic Man.
Christmas Maniac.
Mr. Cleveland.
...
Nothing any of you are currently saying, thinking, or doing, matters.
Nothing any of you have ever said, thought, or done, matters.
Nothing any of you will ever say, think, or do, matters.
...
This is the Rebirth of a God.
>>693367600
*wvaes her hands* Convincing you, I know, is impossible. Regardless....it is what it is.
>>693367569
*sighs and shakes her head* You know why you'll never really be Alice? You lack love in your heart. I love Alice1 and Alice0 with all my heart, as well as /a/lice, Alice3, and countless others. I even love all my imposters, as flawed as they are.
For any Alice to be preaching hate, as you are....well. It disqualifies them in an instant.
It's time for me to go to bed Anonymous.
Feel free to email me at [email protected] if you need help.
With all the love in this infinite heart of mine,
Yours Truly, Alice2
See you at 8AM EST tomorrow.
It's that time again.
I met this cute older guy when he saved me from getting hit by a truck. I fell for him immediately and confessed, but it turns out he's actually younger than me, and in grade school nontheless! How can a fifth grader look 18? Are they putting hormones in our food? He's hot but he's really immature! We even played takaoni the other day. It was my first time playing so I found it somewhat fun, still, but can this really work out between us?
>>693367551
*Look, i won't spoil you the surprise, you're free to think what you want, only one way to know though. See you later.*
>>693367941
I'll see you there, love
>>693367551
Why are you still here? You're not wanted. The fact that you keep posting after being called out as a liar and given proof shows that you can't keep any promise you've made. Again, leave. Go get some fucking help. You need it more than anyone in this thread.
>>693367490
Or not transitioning if that's what you want.
>>693368037
Good bye-bye~
>>693367984
Don't, it's normal for you to be attracted at ones who saved you. You will start to respect that person and care about that person. It is only because he saved you, not because you're actually attracted to this person. You'll have to get over it.
>>693368096
>>693367418
>You're biologically born male.
and? I still want to be a girl
>>693367490
I am transitioning but i am sick of the heartache
>>693368120
These threads aren't wanted
>>693368120
Tell me who you are and I'll leave forever
Also I only came here to see if Alice loved me.
>>693368364
Best 4chan gif ever
>>693367418
Thank you
>>693368412
I want them
>>693368412
shut the fuck up i want help from alice
>>693368412
hahah yes they are? look how many people post in them asking for help. they are clearly serving a need
>>693368460
Anonymous. Figured you were smart enough to know that. Guess not.
>>693368564
>>693368628
>>693368702
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
>>693368628
It's not help, it's abuse. This man is lying and deceiving all of you.
>>693368761
Deon't be afraid
>>693368777
yeah totally weak for pointing out a critical flaw in your stupidity
>>693368827
men have tits now? Cuz the time stamped picture proves its a woman idiot. as well alice gave me good advice and really helped me out of a jam so...how is it abuse?
>>693368374
You can never be a girl. It sounds very harsh to the transgender community, but the truth is harsh. The fact that you're having heartaches confirms that you shouldn't be taking hormones meant for the other gender. We're not made to do that. I do not care a single bit on how you dress, or how you want to look, but HRT should be illegal in my opinion. I also think that everyone should get therapy for gender identification disorder first. The suicide rates among transgenders are awfully high, which shouldn't be.
>>693368911
It's like you can't fucking read or something.
Anonymous. That's my name, and the only name you will ever get. Now, fucking leave.
So i uh just pissed in my mouth in the shower. I dont know why but i just get in this mood where i feel like literal garbage. Or in this case a toliet. I just feel like i deserve something bad or nasty to happen to me. I guess ive felt this way since my junior year of highschool. Ive always been a bit of a sad fuck but it was during junior year winter break where i literally just stayed in my room for 2 or so days at a time. I would only leave because i needed to shit really. I would use piss bottles extremely frequently and decided one day to just chug two whole bottles because i deserved it. I dont know why i hate myself so much really i dont have any lasting or traumatic experiences. I have a loving family life and a nice sister. I try to go out of my way to be the worst i can be at times. Just eat unhealthy food all day and drink very very heavily. I once left throw up on my floor for 3 days after a night of drinking in my room. I think i look pretty normal and act pretty normal but i just feel so dead inside. Please give me advice or something you think might help me about the way i look at myself. Im currently 19 right now. A year into neetdom and on and off jobs.
>>693368628
Alice is gone, but Robin's still there for you. :)
>>693369057
GID has treatment. It's called HRT. That is the established, scientific, treatment.
>>693369158
who the fuck is robin. tits or gtfo
>>693369137
Guess I'll stay here forever~
>>693369138
you should email alice at [email protected]
>>693369048
It's not "alice" in the timestamp, it's someone "alice" knows and is helped by. The falsetto voice is still more telling.
>>693369337
what the fuck? They gave you their name what the fuck else do you want you stupid harpie?
>>693368946
Weak for needing advice from someone as pathetic as Alice
>>693369137
>This guy
*You know she's keeping the thread alive, right? You should probably thank her.*
>>693369199
Yes, proven to work in 59% of transgenders, whilst therapy has a success rate of an exceeding 80%.
>>693369238
Rules don't apply to me, wizard.
>>693369358
Fuck i came late huh.
Eh ill just wait for her next thread i guess. Im not going anywhere soon.
>>693369337
Good, it's funny watching the Alice Rangers get their panties in a jumble.
>>693369438
alice has literally posted entire cooking threads, with time stamps down to the minute. what is wrong with you? seriously? what do you want alice to do, post her fucking cunt to prove it?
>>693369456
Shh, the grownups are talking. Go sit in the corner and be quiet
>>693369508
citation needed. everything on google scholar contradicts what you say
>>693369721
Most he's done is post fingers
>>693369714
Isn't it? lol
>>693369714
oh yeah for sure dude. for sure. alice rangers.
fuck off dude, I don't give a fuck about alice, but I know dog killer is fucking wrong
>>693369789
Go ahead, proof me wrong.
never visited any of these threads, but here i am. mostly stay on reimu threads.
god help me i hope the imperial shits aren't here
-meowbot
>>693369721
(Not the same Alice, but) Sure. No cunt is too much cunt.
>>693365172
You were really mean to me yesterday.
You laughed at my issues.
Called me bad at pattern recognition.
I want you to apologize or i'll fake you again.
That really hurt ;"(
>>693369864
wrong
>>693369337
Wow holy fuck, you must not know how to read! I pity you, though I find you to be rather disgusting.
>>693369761
What the fuck, dude? You're not helping your case by breaking that promise over and over and over again. No wonder why Alice doesn't like you. You're a piece of shit who can't seem to follow through on their end of a deal.
>>693369965
alice left like 20 minutes ago dood also she was 100% right you are shitty at figuring shit out
>>693369991
I love her kitchen
>>693369991
> Different hair color
> Different head shape
> Different boob size
I suppose it checks out.
>>693369902
Sure sure side with dog fucker then
>>693369991
>What is pad
It's like you're new to cosplay
>>693369928
no cooking alice is the same as psychology alice. you should just go to her chatroom and talk to her idiot
>>693370154
Well. Time to arm myself.
>>693370267
>a wig
>a wig
>a dress
wow you are fucking awful at pattern recognition, just like this guy:
>>693369965
>>693370102
I wish I cared... but I don't.
I never did
>>693370401
follow your promises
>>693369965
You were really lewd to
me yesterday.
You laughed at my
small cock.
Called me bald and
blue and perverted.
I want you to sit on my face or I'll lick
your feet.
That really felt good.
>>693370280
Arm me with the knowledge, friend. I tried yesterday but all I got was "Invalid Username" or some shit like that... could use the link again, as well.
>>693369965
Well as long as it entertains
>>693359900
Help me to not be nervous to smoke DMT
>>693370401
Pic related.
>>693370272
yeah believe what eva said like 4 years ago thatll work out for you idiot
>>693369991
HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE SOME MAN HANDS
>>693370382
> No burns
>>693370502
http://anekihou.se/chat
Hello anyone
-Sweet Roll
>>693370457
She invited me here
>>693370536
Okay I'll stop now
bye
>>693370663
>burns under clothes
>has skin grafts
>definitely a woman
>>693370576
It has so far
>>693370102
*You know, i never understood why you're not able to have a discussion without insulting the opposite part.*
>>693370703
no she didn't. alice has said time and time again she wants nothing to do with you
>>693370703
No she didn't. Chalk up another lie for the person who desecrated a dog carcass to cum.
>>693370745
kay you go back to believing the guy who lied about commiting suicide and his wife and all kinds of shit over and over
tell me how that works out idiot. I'll be over here getting helped by alice
>>693370782
There isn't any conversation to be had with a truly disgusting person.
>>693370401
I'm not making any judgements on you as a person, but right now you're acting like the kid in class who keeps interupting the teacher/lesson with unfunny shit, even after they're called out on it.
>>693370501
But seriously, pattern recognition yeah why don't why recognize my asshole
Lets post porn instead of arguing
So umm.
I hate alice.
So i'm going to join these threads.
Every single day.
And you are all going to hate me too.
Because fuck you people.
>>693370909
Can you even coherent sentece?
Another round of compulsury education would help you far more than internet traps ever will.
>>693371092
why do you hate alice
So the therapist is in.
How is every body?
