Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>693347936
That he was.
>>693348215
>Galko
>old
Pick one.
>>693348293
Shit, how long has he been posting? I don't keep track of this.
>>693348458
Don't think I've played that one
>>693348513
What do you do for work?
>693348160
Here you go fuckboi
>>693348160
Here you go fuckboi
>>693348513
Sure
>>693348215
Youre next
![Kirino [65].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MUyTlBV.jpg "Kirino [65].jpg")
>>693347837
Well, she cant have kids anyway. Shes really only a gmilf in age.
>>693347938
Only when its slow. Theres only so much I can clean.
Rory-sama claimed
>>693348844
>was
I'm offended Galko, given up on me already?
>>693348458
I am not tsun. I'm smug
>>693348918
That's a masterpiece
Thank you dear sir
>>693349031
What the fuck.
>>693349031
It's been months, I'm sorry.
>>693348850
Since early March.
>>693348918
Draw mine please.
![Kirino [162].png](https://i.imgur.com/SFVbVOU.png "Kirino [162].png")
>>693349031
What happened with the cowboy bebop anon
>>693348513
>best faunus
Man, that must suck ass
I'm sweating my ass off in 78 degrees, 90 sounds like hell
>>693349112
Sometimes you act tsun~
>>693348918
Canada you draw mine?
>>693349250
Coming up
>>693349245
Oh, right.
>>693348918
The Picasso of our generation
>>693349356
Oh yeah, I haven't seen him in a while.
>>693349356
hopefully died of alcohol poisoning
claimed
>>693349356
He died of lung cancer
>>693348918
Do this one
>
>>693349031
Well,well,well
>>693349356
Mainly lurks but late night
these threads are cancer
Britfag Maki?
>>693349031
It's been a long time.
Actually no, barely 3 hours.
Heyo again, Stocking.
>>693348927
>Sunshine.
>>693349641
Died
>>693349245
I'm usually lurking.
Sorry I haven't talked much. I guess I was going to leave but always end up coming back.
Im not going to announce that I'm leaving because everyone and their mother did that.
>>693349282
Hey Kirino. Good to see you.
>>693349550
The lurk comes to an end.
Looking smug, as always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_ASHV0e10
>>693349724
Didn't know that. Welcome back.
>>693349250
Yours
>>693349427
>>693349550
Sure
![Kirino [63].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xHxDb4s.jpg "Kirino [63].jpg")
>>693349724
Good to see you too man. What have you been up to? Been a good couple months.
>>693349995
Can I get one?
>>693349427
Sometimes is the key word~
>>693349724
I see
Looking grand, as usual
>>693349995
Yay!
>>693349690
It's been a long time in thread, let's say.
Hi there Ruri. Enjoy your noodles?
>>693349983
Thanks. Can't guarantee I'll be here for a long time but I'm glad to see you.
>>693350006
It's been a battle, I'll say that. I didn't leave for no reason.
How about you?
A couple months?! Wow, that's longer than I thought.
High death toll
Sad
>>693349454
Amazing
>>693349490
Hey Kyouko
>>693348850
on weekdays i do IT shit. mostly networking, some general computer shit like setting up printers and crap. on weekends i DJ wherever i can. i turned 18 recently so im trying to get a consistent nightclub job.
>>693348994
ah cleaning fucking sucks. hate that shit
>>693349427
well its usually about 70 something degrees in New York this time of year but we just so happened to be having the hottest summer since like the 1800s.
also, blake claimed
>>693350254
Well thank you.
How have you been?
![Kirino [482].png](https://i.imgur.com/MSgbwtZ.png "Kirino [482].png")
>>693349690
>Sugar.
A cute
>>693350272
Ah well, people seem to leave because of personal reasons, it's understandable.
I've been well, a lot has happened, and a lot can change over a couple months. Time flies.
>>693349427
Yours
Line :
>>693349550
>>693350175
>>693350272
It's nice to see you as well. Hope you're doing alright.
>>693350254
True, you're not as tsun as tsunato~
>>693350272
Heya stocking, haven't seen you in a while
>>693350385
Holy shit, I wouldn't want to be there
>>693350644
Perfect
just evaded a CP perma-ban. This time it wasn't an accidental b&
>jenny claim
hey, risk anon
>>693351038
What
its been a hot minute
>>693350899
eh, ill get over it. gotta take extra dose of sleeping meds tonight to help me stay asleep.
how has your day been famalam?
>>693350385
DJing looks like it could be fun, hope you can get a job doing that
>>693351035
So you were posting cp?
>>693350602
Yeah. I guess I'll always end up returning.
Seems there's less and less people I recognise every time I come back.
>>693350653
I guess alright is the right work. Somewhat in between.
I hope you're okay too.
>>693350899
Hi hi!
It's been a lot longer than I thought.
>>693351238
>>693350899
>Tsunato
>>693351267
yeah its an immense amount of fun. easy money while having fun.
anyway enough about me, what do you do fam?
>>693349550
Enjoy
>>693351182
that feeling when you've been gone for a month, you're older than most of anons in the thread but nobody misses you because you are a shitposter
do you get that feeling aswell as I do?
>>693350644
Thanks.
>>693351273
Well, that's better than terrible. I've been better, slowly recovering.
>>693351404
Nice.
![Kirino BG [28].png](https://i.imgur.com/xxG2K3P.png "Kirino BG [28].png")
>>693351273
>I'll always end up returning
You got that right. It's hard to leave.
There are new faces that join all the time, it's kinda crazy how they come in waves, it's not like 1 or 2 at a time.
So are you going to be sticking around for a little bit or are you going after this thread?
>>693351563
are you drawing on a whiteboard lmao.
do mine too plss
>>693351267
yeah. just models though.
>>693351404
>not posting wew wew
Faggot
>>693351404
ok
>>693350602
>Sunshine
You're the cute one.
>>693350272
>It's been a long time in thread, let's say.
I'm not even sure if that has been the case either, we talked the last time you were around.
Maybe a month before? I'm not sure.
Still, I'm glad to see you here. And they were pretty good, the soup was good since it's so cold right now.
>>693351404
She'll catch a cold in no time.
>>693351617
No one knows what's like, to be the badman.
>>693351988
But you know well.
You're here from the beginning.
>>693351988
To be a sad man
>>693351240
Hope it'll work for ya
My day was boring and quiet, had a lot of time to relax. I'd say it was a good day
Yours?
>>693351273
It has been like a few months
You're doing alright?
>>693351405
I have summoned the mighty Tsunato!
All hail our Tsun overlord~
How are you doing?
>>693351516
I'm a cashier at a Chinese restaurant, and starting to learn to cook some.
I can already make a mean fried rice!
>>693351781
Good thing you weren't B&
>>693351768
I won't be staying for long. I'm too busy these days.
It's been nice seeing you though. There's a reason I come back!
>>693351961
I don't know. At least a month I think.
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself though, you deserve to relax.
>>693352120
I'm doing alright at most.
Always nice seeing a cutie like you here though eheh.
>>693352098
Behind blue eyes.
>>693351688
Enjoy your portrait! Hang it over your mantle
>>693352120
sweaty and exhausting. also stomach pains. kill me
>>693352140
hey, thats pretty good. we all start somewhere
>>693351778
I am drawing on a white board, yours is coming up.
>>693352272
Behind shitposting*.
I hate how spastic the construction workers are. They all go on break at the same time and never order all together but stagger it over an hour. Really slams my door.
I'd like to see Ruby around one more time.
>>693352364
Thanks a lot.
>>693352571
It'd be nice.
>>693350514
Sick but I'm alight. Yourself?
>>693350644
Yee
>>693350899
Nor kagami and makoto~
>>693351035
What
>>693351563
Thanks based anon
>>693351405
It's true tho :^)
>>693352571
Add him on steam
>>693351768
Good thing i know how to evade IP b&.
>still have getaway money in case feds show up
>>693352504
uh oh. someones not having a good day
![Kirino BG [47].png](https://i.imgur.com/W48Gjxc.png "Kirino BG [47].png")
>>693352247
Understandable, I wish you good luck for the future dude.
Same to you, it's good to see you, and I hope we meet again someday. Good luck with work, or studies, whichever you are doing
>>693352441
thanks man
>>693352571
hes long gone. i still have him added on steam tho. he was the first person here to go out of his way to befriend me
>>693352247
That's nice to hear, was wondering if you'd ever come back
It's nice to see you again!
>>693352365
Bad days ahead? How long does your stomach pains last?
>>693352571
I only got the chance to chat with him once, he seemed like a nice anon..
>>693352691
Eheh~
>>693352365
I'm going to be going to college for Biomechanical engineering
Are you going to go to college?
>>693352722
Always good to have contingency plans, I have a few myself
>>693351778
Enjoy your masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMNn7Pu1eA
good song
>>693353065
started last November, stopped in February. nowadays it comes and goes as it pleases, this is one of the times its here.
>>693353076
oh sweet, fellow engineer. next year im heading to college to grab a degree in mechanical engineering. i do CAD and 3D printing shit
>>693353078
>cringe emo waifu
100% accurate. lmao nice work my man, im saving this pic on my PC
>>693352691
it's exactly as i said. banned for cp
>>693353076
always good to be prepared.
>which fran are you?
>>693352120
I must appear to deny those claims at all times. I'm far from tsun.
Doing well however, slow day. Went on a short run then chilled for a bit. Yourself?
>>693352691
Hush it you. Maybe those two are. How ya doing?
>>693353430
Cool, I've done a lot of CAD for my FRC robotics team back in highschool
>>693353677
The Wisconsin one
claimed
>>693353987
awesome what programs you used? im best at Solidworks, but have used mastercam, blender, and autocad before
>>693353430
I see.. Sorry I can't find the right words for these kind of things. Hopefully it doesn't last long
>>693353898
A good tsun always denies being a tsun~
That's nice! Your lay days stopped, mine didn't yet
>>693353677
Portrait for you, just cuz I love your filenames.
>>693354249
its all good famirino. i hope it goes away soon too
Miho claimed
Truck is fix but throwing up edition.
>>693354419
>>693353987
ah nice. So what have you been up to?
>>693354419
Fukken saved. thanks
>am i supposed to fap to this?
Trips and all waifus get a 1 month immunity from being stolen.
>>693355012
If you want?
>>693353065
Hehe ~
>>693353487
Sorry mami. Dude must be doing military stuff
>>693355024
rollirino
my captcha is literally quads right now, so thats a start
>>693353677
I know you've said that before but wew
>>693353898
No :p. Feeling a BIT better with some soup. Right side of throat is slightly swollen tho. Yourself?
>>693354246
Our school taught autodesk, but the company that cut our parts used solid works, so I ended up liking that more
>>693354909
Oh shit, hope you feel better soon
>>693355012
Not much, I'm going to be in a BBQ contest soon
>>693355172
Thanks.i don't usually jerk off to my waifu but i'll make an exception here
>>693355024
seriously rolling for this
>>693355578
wew lad
>>693355701
BBQ contest? You competing?
>>693354498
Thanks fam. We can only hope
Are you planning on doing anything this evening?
>>693353487
He's playing LoL right now
I can't believe these threads are really a thing. Are there really people out there who are so lonely, they think that a cartoon, underage Japanese character are their companions? You must be neckbeards who have no earthly idea what a human vagina feels like, I feel bad for all of you. Do yourself a favor and quit this shit before it's too late!
claimed
>>693352722
And then I get hit with one guy ordering 10 bacon and egg rolls. I can only physically cook 4 at a time due to space both on the grill and under the toaster.
>I want my 30 minutes back
>>693355962
*western
>>693355701
solidworks is the best CAD program by far. simple interface with more features than the other programs, friendly UI. the best one
>>693355884
i have to go to bed already in 2 hours so i can get some sleep in for work tomorrow, so the rest of my evening is watching south park and talking to you guys
>>693355962
fuck off kid, we've been at these threads longer than youve been using the site. kill yourself summerfag
>>693355808
Yes. My dad is helping run it as a fundraiser, so my mom and I are competing in it.
Hope my ribs turn out well
>>693356341
I couldn't find an easy way to pan with out zooming in and out like a retard, but I might just actually be retarded
kagami claimed!!!
>>693355884
Back, thanks.
>>693355223
I've been found out!
>>693354249
It's a double edged sword. Deny it and you fill the role, don't deny it and you let it happen. I won't stop trying though!
Yeah it felt good to do something at least, don't know how long it'll last though heh.
>>693355578
As if I didn't see that coming sadly. That's good to hear, not the throat part of course. Pretty good, chill as always.
>>693356562
right clicking brings up a menu, you click "pan" and use that. i had the same problem until i discovered that. ended up customizing it to where if i hold down right mouse button and drag the mouse down and let go, it would select the pan tool so i didnt have to go through the menu everytime
>>693356709
hey sexy
>>693356181
>10
fucking hell, was he ordering for a schoolbus or something?
>i want my 30 minutes back
I want my 20 hours back. but /waifu/ obviously isn't giving it back
>>693356709
o shit waddup boi?
>>693356562
hope they do turn out well. i can't even get a grill to start without burning myself.
>>693356840
mami!! im here! im sorry...h-how's everything??
>>693356914
h-hi. how are you??
>>693356709
Hello Kagami!
https://youtu.be/WRQ6thP8D0w
>>693357067
Mami!!
>>693356341
Sounds nice enough. I need to catch up on South Park, I'm behind 2 seasons I believe
>>693356840
No problem
How was Istanbul?
>>693356862
It's best to embrace it~
I'll try to go for a ride tomorrow, hopefully the weather will be nice
Chie is best girl.
>>693357055
Everything's great on this end. Just a little tired... in the morning I leave Istanbul.
How are you doing?
@693357121
Fuck you
>jenny
>>693357251
you scared me!! i heard you were looking for me...i thought something was wrong!!
did you visit the bazaar??
im doing really good Mami
>>693356709
>>693356840
Hmmmm?~
Kek it wasn't hard to know that was you
>>693356862
Hah!
Is it weird for me to shove a balled tissue into my nostril to stop it from running?
>>693356709
Hey kagami! How are you?
>>693356914
So I am just a retard, good to know
>>693357022
Pro tip: use tongs instead of your fingers
>>693357022
hi jenny!! how are you??
>>693357022
He was ordering for his worker buddies. He had 9 coffees to go with. And no one helped him carry them.
>90% sure he was the apprentice
As for the 20 hours, just go on hiatus for a day. Earn it back yo.
>>693357055
hanging in there. you?
>>693357216
im watching old episodes on comedy central, dont care too much about paying attention to seasons
>>693357466
nah, it isnt really obvious. if you have any questions about the program, i know everything
>>693355701
Hopefully.
>>693356341
I'm guessing you're typing this in your room at your parents house, your computer screen the only light present in the room, you look down to see your neckbeard sausage fingers typing away on your jizz stained keyboard full of Dorito crumbs. You're no better than the betas who best off to ponies, you disgust me
whats up virgins?
>mandatory mavis claim
>>693357216
Absolitely lovely scenery and architecture, but it was hard to eat during the day... all the muslims fasting for Ramadan gave me wierd looks when I was seen snacking while walking. Even had a stone tossed at me by some kids...
>>693357400
I found the bazaar today, and I spent more than I shoukd have. I bought 2 hats, a beautiful scarf, and an awesome statue!
Glad to hear you are doing alright!
>>693357453
Well, crap... now everyone knows I drew those cringey drawings... kill me.
>>693356709
I made toast sandwich 2.0, I didn't forget the butter this time.
You're all virgins lol
>>693357679
i am indeed in my parents house, im only 18.
i have my tv and lamp on.
my fingers are very thin, as im average weight for my age and i play piano.
keyboard covered in my cum? probably
i dont eat doritos.
fuck off roastie
>>693357774
Sup bun
>>693357720
Whats up vampidick
>>693357867
Sick burn bro
>>693357621
It's funny to see South Park's take on events that happened not long ago
>>693357774
>I'll take it if she doesn't
>>693357764
In Rome, do as the Romans
You gotta eat when nobody sees you~
I'm glad you're having a good time there
>>693357466
Thanks, should i light it using a flint or a safety match?
>>693357530
i leave every few days. i never feel satisfied
>>693357720
virgin stuff
>>693357511
i'm fine. trying to survive after an all-nighter. what about you?
>>693357867
>lol
>uses 4chan
You're the one to speak
>>693357621
That's the only real problem I had
>>693357641
We can hope. Try soup and some Sprite
>>693357720
Hey there Mavis
>>693357764
Oh hey Mami, didn't see you there
>>693357953
You're a Virgin Harry
Beanos Dios
>>693357216
Not going down without a fight~
Go for it! Break the curse of doing nothing. How's the weather been these last few days?
>>693357453
Cheeky.
Kek, wouldn't say weird but uh whatever happened to just blowing?
>>693358084
Hey there Fran! What's up?
>>693358205
i lost mine 3 years ago to some cunt i barely knew.
fuck off back to /fit/, chad
>>693358370
Is your waifu Polish?
i got my hand on my gat
and i dont give a fuck
>>693358419
How does it feel to lose your innocence... I plan to never lose mine.
>>693357980
>sup
>>693358060
>k
Wasup Everyone. Anyone Playing this Pokemon Go?
I just got it. I caught a ratatta in the super market.
>>693358244
Maki! I got the video from that dva round i had earlyer. I posted it on the thread earlier but half the ppl just bitched about consols.
Still looking for more ps4 /waifu/ overwatchers
but here it is from the dva pilot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXCVyqiO6Eo
>>693358419
Keep telling yourself that maybe one day you'll believe it but nobody else will lol
>>693358545
No, she's dead.
alright well i feel like im going to die because of this damn ulcer and this damn heat. ill talk to you guys tomorrow, take care everyone
>>693357720
Yo
>>693357764
I fucking loved it. Here's dio's
>
>>693357774
Wanna take my liter of cola ;)
>>693358244
It's futile. Sinus is that inflamed. Only way for me to breath is via mouth
>>693358073
No, use a flamethrower.
My dad's friend uses a tar heater to light his smoker trailer
>>693358370
Not much, BBQ contest later. Going to be fun
>>693358757
Try to calm down, they say that helps
>>693358244
You're fighting against your personality~
I'll try! It's been super windy, not safe enough to go riding yet, a really strong burst of wind could steer my front wheel, causing either a crash or me going straight into a car ;-;
>>693358659
>thanks
>>693358774
>your already 2 liters deep <3
>>693358692
>just roll with the punches
>>693358774
Absolutely glorious!
>>693358930
Ooh, sounds awesome! What are you going to be cooking?
>>693358669
An Eevee walked up to me at home. I fucking lost it.
>>693358659
Just work things. You?
>>693358930
I could kick all kinds of ass at a bbq.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>693357453
w-what are you planning??
>>693357466
hey frankenberry!!! how's everything going with you??
>>693357621
im doing good!!! why just hanging in there??
>>693357764
how much did you spend?? ach!! i really wanna see them!!
im glad you're doing great too!!!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs
>>693359129
Hey Syndra.
>>693359106
Rory what are these like poke stops or whatever. It has like the church down the road mapped out. Wtf is a pokestop?
