ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
Can be about anything: incest, fetishes, crimes, that one time you accidentally your dad's dick, missile launch codes, anything...
I fucked my missile launch codes once.
We haven't spoken to each other again to this day.
>>693308646
I often tried to date rape my male friends by drinking with them so much that they become unconscious. Problem only was that most time I also was that drunk that I couldn't really control myself anymore. It worked just one time but this guy was also secretly gay.
one time i accidentally my dad's dick
>>693308646
I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy.
>>693308646
I love porn and watch often and my family has no idea. Also like having jerk buds
>>693308646
Ratted out a guys kid who did a hit and run and his dad helped him hide it.
Both got jail. I feel guilty but I think they would have been caught anyway
>>693308646
I went on Kongregate when I was below 13
>>693308646
I fucked your mom
I really, really like bananaposters but thing frogs and gondolas are retarded.
>>693309883
Spooky
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>693308646
I got so fucking drunk and high once that I got mega paranoid about my dick shrinking and what not.
So... I showed my dad my dick, he said it looked fine and even complemented its size....
Wtf, I got so drunk and high I showed my dad my dick...
I have a running list in my head of the people who dies should I ever completely lose my mind. This is why I keep a good support network and anti-psychotics on hand.
>>693308646
I have sex in missionary position solely for the purposes of procreation
I want to become a youtube success, but am afraid of becoming like all of the other narcissistic assholes on that site. So I post my videos on b knowing that the other anons won't let me get too full of myself.
Thanks guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
I ate cereal without milk. And I ripped the wings off of a still-living fly....
>>693308646
I first had gay sex with my friend when we were 8. We 69d and pissed in each others mouths. we did it more than a few times. When I turned 9 I started jerking off hardcore, I think the ADD meds with the amphetamines jump started by puberty as I ws 6ft2 in 6th grade. I would go to the bathrooms as a kid and find the dirtiest stall I could find and jerk off in it. twice every school day. When I turned 12 I had my cock sucked by a calf at my grandparents farm. Only did that once but it was heavenly. Around the same time I started looking for dirty baby diapers in the trash. I would stick them up to my nose and jerk off. Later on I would actually jerk off with them. the pink dirty ones are my favorite but haven't looked for them for some time.I had a friend dom me and he forced me to suck of and rim his rottie and now I have a deep love for that dog. My fantasy is to have the dog be my master. When I got my own apartment I would occasionally jerk off using my own shit as lube. That about sums up my secrets
>>693310191
>newfag
I was dog sitting for my friend (girl) and one time at night when I was at their house to feed their dog and put him up for the night, I went into her room and jerked off with a pair of her panties
>>693308646
I am having an affair with an engaged girl I am 21. She is 25 and a law student.
I am an alcoholic
I am extremely depressed and feel like blowing my brains out daily.
Despite this I am going into medicine
I hate myself
My father is a wealthy and corrupt piece of shit
I have everything I want and have no need to fear for myself financially. Despite this I do not feel fulfilled, I want to leave everything behind and find a cause to fight for, or something to give my life meaning.
I just wish I were never born.
Call me a faggot, don't care
>>693308646
That I'm a virgin. I wonder how common my secret is...
>>693310048
You see, this is what's wrong with today's world.
If you think about it--in the realm of worldly advice, manly advice, and the male who should have not only more experience than yourself, but also your best interests always in mind--who else should you show your penor to but your dad, if you want an honest answer?
>>693310013
Proof?
>>693310433
faggot
>>693310545
Cool man whatever
>>693310156
Sir, what the FUCK is that?
>>693310587
Only joking man, enjoy banging her and i hope you find what you're looking for in life
>>693310240
how many kids do you have? or do you fail at that like you fail at everything else you do in life?
I'm a rapist, I have a serious rape fetish and I've raped my girlfriend many times before. She didn't want the sex. She didn't consent. I've forcefully taken her many times
I like the feeling of my friends cock rubbing against mine when we DP his girlfriend.
>>693310685
>>693310685
Thanks. Surprisingly that means a lot more to me than I expected. I will have a drink for you.
>>693309698
Get any reward?
I kissed my grandma on the cheeks
I'm 26y and I'm cheating on my gf with her mom and a 17y
I worked on a supermarket a couple of years ago, there was a cute petite brunette with great tits, she was the gf of my asshole supervisor and I decided to use her to get revenge on his assholish behaviour
So I fucked her, she was fucking wild at sex and always complained about the lack of sex drive her bf had. He worked a lot, we fucked a lot on our free days.
Long story short, she got pregnant, my stupid supervisor married her and I have a 3 years old daughter I will never recognize. And my stupid former supervisor thinks the girl is his
>>693308646
I don't like to hug my female friends or have any kind of physical contact or even just see them in revealing clothes because I'm afraid of being unable to hold myself back and actually raping one of them. So I just act like I'm a awkward, shy betafag.
My two previous ex gfs accuse me of being crazy. Still furiously Jerk off to them
My 20 year old gf is a slutty size queen and secretly has a loose, stretched out cunt from all the guys she's fucked
>>693308646
I've raped my male cousin on numerous occasions in the past.
I once shot a firework though the bedroom window of some kid I didn't like from school, it exploded and set his room on fire, he got 3rd degree burns over 40% of his body.
>>693311469
Damn son ,youre a cold motherfucker
>>693310354
You're fucked up man, i think you should really seek help. Do you have a girlfriend? And is so does she know about this?
>>693310156k>>693310156
alright
>>693308646
I feel like this is pretty common in here but here goes anyways.
I'm dead inside, forgot what happiness feels like, haven't cried in years, not because I don't want to but because I can't.
There's nothing that excites me, I though maybe sex will do the trick ... nope, I mean its ok but it's worth all the attention it gets.
>hur dur you is doing it wrong m8
Fuck off.
Suicide is often what I think about.
But again, I know this is common here.
>>693309447
Green text, faggot.
>>693308646
I go to /b/
My first sexual experience was with my mom. Since the age of 14 to 18 she had been letting me have sex with her and helping me explore my sexual side.
>>693309627
Did I black out and post this? It describes me, but I don't remember posting it.
Picked up a duck family (prob 10 baby ducks and its mom) and smashed every chick on a rock while the mom tried attacking me.
>>693312325
I have a fiance and he does know. But basically all I do now is jerk off to bestiallity porn.
>>693312707
I hope you die a painful death you fucking piece of shit
>>693312723
HE? You're a faggot? Cool me too
>>693312707
Why man? Not hating but why?
>>693312954
I am a faggot! He recently moved in with me too. Im super fucking happy now.
>>693310147
You also post stale memes
>>693312707
man... my stomach hurts now...
>>693312609
Was it fun, was she tight?
Go on . . .
>>693312609
can you share a pic of her?
>>693313261
Congratulations man, i just got a partner
>>693310381
similar
>went to visit my in-laws and exclusively masturbated and blew my load on my sis in laws clean underwear and put them back hehe
>>693312707
Kek I did the same to a bunch of baby birds
>>693310467
Pretty common here.
>>693313502
nice. we'd been dating for almost 3 years. He moved from cali to be with me
>>693313671
Awesome, how old are you guys and are your parents okay with it?
>>693310860
If he's in there with you without you or her holding a gun to his head, then so does he.
>>693312889
As do i
>>693311948
Well, at least you're paying for it with a shitty life.
>>693312117
I just love sex dude
>>693313782
Faggots unite! I have been with my boyfriend for almost 3 years now. We've lived together for the past year. Both 24. Life is good. :)
>>693314218
It's actually pretty good.
>>693313782
he's 22 and Im 23. My parents don't mind. My grandparents own my apartment so I told them yesterday about him. it went 100 times better than expected
There's this girl I met and I love her but she's in Sweden
>>693313782
even though my libbido has calmed down a lot, i still wanna get fucked by a dog
>>693314405
What a coincidence, i'm also 23 and my boyfriends i just met(what i mentioned as my partner) is 22
>>693314348
Good going man
>>693314381
No, you've convinced yourself of that, but most people would hate being you.
>>693308646
It was me that stole the watch.
>>693314547
As long as you keep it to yourself and you don't hurt the dogs im fine with it, what does your fiance think about it btw?
>I went up a roller-coaster once and never came down.
>>693314639
>lemme tell you how your life is, fam
lol
>>693312402
looks like you need to find yourself. i had the same issues a few years ago and i guarantee you that this is a kind of personality disorder.
i had a lot of problems trying to find out something to do (hobbies and shit) but i always ended giving up meanwhile because of boredom or lack of excitement.
seriously, try to go out, talk to new people and try to engage in a relationship with someone who make you feel like you're in heaven.
i found a girl and now we're married. she changed my life and made me see the world in its true colors again.
don't give up bro, you'll be fine
>>693314717
He thinks it's pretty hot. He'd be up to help me with it
I never respond to those posts advising me that my mother will die if I do t post a reply.
Sometimes I wonder if women really are inferior and it makes me depressed as shit.
>>693312667
Nope it's another person
>>693314893
Damn, then you fit together nicely. Happy For you anon but olease be safe with the dog
>>693314893
Interesting relationship :P
>>693314917
So you dont care about your mother? what an ass
>>693314893
So are you the bottom, then?
>>693311469
photos or its lies
>>693315061
We have a pup. Not really doing anything with him though.
I hated the puppy i got i wanted him to die so i gave him away now i regret it
>>693308646
It took me a month to learn our girl's name when she was born. Going to wait until she's a teen pitching a fit to tell her to shut her the fuck up.
>>693315229
were both switches
>>693314787
> Let me tell you how my life is and then accuse you of telling me how my life is.
>>693314859
I don't know man, I'm in this perpetual state of boredom, maybe thats what I need, meeting new people most of my friends have drug issues. Thanks for the advice bro.
I love hearing my wife tell me about her past sexual exploits, partly because i was a virgin until i met her, so i guess there's a little bit of vicarious living going on there.
I want to either take turns fucking her with another guy or have an mfm threesome with her. I dont, however, like the cuck shit with the humiliation aspect or want her to have side guys that she fucks without me being there. I just want to watch her cum on another dick and double team her
I've came on my little sister
>>693310433
I would hug you if I could.
Sadly, all I can offer you is the typical "hang in there" chliches across the Internet.
All the same, hang in there anon. You're not worthless.
>>693315282
Nice i have a pup too, do you have anymore fetishes im interested to know
>>693315505
not in? what a pussy
>>693315041
Oh. Ok. Want to come over and watch some porn and we'll jerk?
Turns out throwing a body in a dumpster is a pretty good idea. 23 years and they never noticed.
>>693315408
>He's still mad because we don't live in his infantile "just world"
I fucked a hooker. This gorgeous 19yo. Now all I do is thnnk about her. Fucking sucks.
>>693310433
Similar story, but not weathy at all, like ... poor as shit
I almost never do any work when I work from home.
i'm in an online relationship with a married woman who has a newborn
I go out if my way to brutally kill pedophiles, racists, and wicked people who enjoy the suffering of others.
>>693315556
Big into filth, bestiality, watched CP once and liked it but I am wayyyy to paranoid for that, my ultimate fantasy is to be tied down on a bench and fucked by dogs all day. sucking each ones cock clean after they fuck me. letting them shit in my mouth. All while snorting some X every so often. I also have a big mother son fantasy me being either the son or the mother.
>>693315005
No replies?.. Alright.
I am 24. Got fiancee which is 20. I love her. I want to be with her. I am going to live with her. But few days ago a new girl was met by me. 25yo. Petite. Dark eyes. Never seen such a beauty. Something pushed me to her, she fell in love with me. SHe knows about fiancee and that I love her. I still want to get closer to new girl. Something chaged. Not sure if I want to live with fiancee. I want new girl. I was first to my fiancee. SHe would be destroyed if I broke up. That would kill me too. I can be firt to the new girl. We already kissed, hugged, she said I am first, and I felt that. Really, call me lucky, kek. Now I do not know what to do. I am sad because of that situation. I am cheater, tyes, I admit. Something changed. I do not feel same with fiancee, not sure if I want to live together, she sees that. New girls still wants me and I want her but I am not sure about relationship with new girl. I know her few days. Kek. I am dead inside and ripped in two parts.
Help me. My heart is hurting after few days of feel struggles.
>>693308646
Ok.
> Sex first time at 11 with neighbours, we played mother father child.
> i think that is my traumata. I jizz too fast
> girlfriend 9/0
>>693315676
>I make bad decisions.
>>693315975
Damnn dude that a whole lot, you're a bit more fucked up than me. Why do you think you like dogs so much? And you're also bisexual?
And Yeah be carefull with the cheese pizza anon you really don't want to go to prison because of that
>>693316005
They are anon but not so much like arabic countries treat them
not really a secret and not rly incest imo but earlier today I showered with my 7 & 9yo nieces after we went swimming. I have showered with them quite a few times before, and I dont molester them or anything but im sure there are quite a few people who wouldn't think it's ok/appropriate still. Their parents are fine with it though.
>>693315975
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>693315923
No you dont
I work with the NSA and I spend my time spying on little girl's phones. It turns me on.
>>693312609
Greentext please!!!
A girl dumped me for saying "black olives matter"
>>693308646
My cousin, 7 years younger than me, I'm 20, has been sending me some messages about how she thinks it's not wrong for someone who is 18 or older to be with someone who is 13.
Not sure what to do here.
>>693316432
About how much? What would be ideal way to treat us in your mind anyway?
>Arabic countries
Have a thing.
>>693316558
Sure you do bud
I have a 8yo bf.
>>693316332
What are your fetishes?
>>693316332
yeah. I did that a while back. I don't know what my malfunction is with dogs. It's not even just sexual. it's super emotional too>>693316476
I could link you to my Flist account
>>693316740
I forgot to rename it but the file name is supposed to be radical Islam.
>>693315917
Do you live in north Ga?
>>693316014
I think you should go with the flow, if you love that new girl, dont waste your time with your fiancée even if it is your "fiancée". Apparently it's not the same. Then dont care about consequences, just go with the petite.
i vape
>>693316803
Alright man, nice talking with you
Im from the year 3001
>>693316726
tell her it's wrong to put the ones you love in danger socially that way even if it's true.
>>693316871
no sir, just moved to AZ from TX
I leave blinds cracked open so my 13yo neighbor can spy on my naked wife while she showers, fucks etc. She has no idea
>>693316964
you want that link or is that the other guy?
>>693316432
you ever see a woman try to parallel park?
saudis are based
>>693316763
I like traps and pee and blood a little not too much, also a really big feet guy. And love to rim
>>693317153
Other guy but would also like the link
>>693308646
dont tell anyone
>>693316726
She is thirteen. Her opinion is retarded. Never forget this.
Ask yourself this: if you had a thirteen year old daughter, would you be ok with her going out with a twenty year old guy?
>>693317166
Because throwing rocks at them until they die because they were raped? Nice thinking man
>>693317166
I'm guessing you feel we shouldn't drive in particular. Is riding a bike okay? Along with that I just take the bus.
Alright faggots
You all think you're fucked up. Wait till you hear this shit. It started from childhood, a gradual process. I spent a lot of my time in the back garden as I wasn't allowed out with the rest of the kids. I would hold ceremonies where I would kill worms by putting them between two rocks and chopping them up with a spade. From there, it progressed into worm genocide by pouring a load into a bucket and pouring boiling water on them. They would instantly turn white and errect. Slowly but surely, this got boring. Then, it got to a point where I would kill frogs and other similar sized creatures. The neighbours dog always seemed to be barking when this shit was going down, One day, I got so pissed off, I jumped over the fence and threw the dog into my garden. A small terrier. Owner was always at work. Then I took it 'for walkies'. Our backyard faced the woods so it was easy enough. I beat that dog with a shovel and while it was still breathing, I buried it alive. Nigger wasn't barking any more.
Shall I continue into my teens?
>>693316740
Idk, i don't think they should be aloud to vote and think their work hours should be reduced
>>693310354
mom and dad should have been there more i guess.
>>693310433
it's the absence of struggle that made you who you are today babe, find a struggle, a real one, a desperate one, you'll find meaning there. That's all the advice I can give. Also race wars tend to be great struggles :^)
>>693317137
Some sort of monument should bear your likeness!
>>693317440
No you're ok. I already know how this goes.
>>693317261
https://www.f-list.net/c/skunkmomma/ a more complete look into my fetishes. a lot of them are role play only
>>693317136
Ah. Well have fun in that heat. Only been there around xmas time visiting inlaws when its decent outside. Its like a whole different planet compared to GA.
>>693315540
Thanks anon. It means a lot. If you're still around, how's life treating you?
>>693315822
I'll have a beer for you
>>693317630
Thanks man
>>693317544
Haha the kids looks out hus window toward ours every chance he gets
>>693317068
>>693317326
you're right, I will.
>>693317021
I'm from the year 3003 and just got done watching your trial on holovision for violating the time travel act and revealing your future origin to pasties.
>>693314431
Same but in Norway for me. Her names Lena
>>693317476
You don't know how inferior we are, but you are confident enough about it that you think we should be bared from full time employment and voting? That seems kind of contradictory. Why have a hard line stance on one side if not the other? Obviously you can't know to the exact measurement but if you feel comfortable with that kind of litigation shouldn't you have a conservative estimate you feel confidant about?
>>693315424
>>693314859
>>693312402
Drugs, gaming, porn, and probably a sheltered life cause boredom fam, search struggle, and in struggle you will find purpose.
>>693308646
i once opened up an unfinished game of jumanji.
Premature Ejaculator
>>693317491
Honestly it would have been better if they had left me on my grandparents door step instead of beating me, telling me what a loser I was and always will be, manipulating me. shit of that nature
I'm really controlling and hide everything about myself from everyone in an effort to not push them away but it ultimately fails anyway and I take all of the pain of not being myself plus some. An example of this is my girlfriend wants an industrial piercing and I think that it is gross and I am throwing up from stress because I wanna let her do what she wants but the real me wants to tell her no fuck don't do that, it looks stupid as fuck
>>693317566
Good because I don't think your mum would like me discussing the time I jizzed all over her face while I made her chant your name
>>693317919
kys
>>693315427
I would love the humiliation. Not the cheating kind, more the one-on-one humiliation. Would maybe let the girl put me in a cage, but not the cheating, I'd drop her instantly.
>>693310156
kek'd
>>693318196
Probably not, though that sounds hot honestly.
>>693316014
Break up with fiancee. You don't deserve her so stop ruining her life
>>693318205
>kys
I just want to understand what you're thinking.
>>693317630
I'm curious what your sex life is like with your partner in real life. Do you ever just have regular sex?
>>693316726
Don't listen to these faggots, do her. post pic? God are her tits developing yet :33?
>>693317440
Nigger post that shit.
brother fucked me and i touched my 4 year olds sisters pussy
When I was 20 I met a 12 year old boy online. He lived nearby so, he came over sucked my dick and I fucked him for 3 years. Then I moved.
>>693318466
mainly BJs
>>693318495
yeah this
>>693318171
Honestly, just tell her you find them unattractive.
Don't deliver an ultimatum, don't say "Dont do it or I leave u."
Just sort of lay "I think they look retarded" on the table and leave it there
If she gets triggered she's immature so don't worry about it
>>693318003
I think it was the drugs, not into gaming and porn. What you mean with struggle?
>>693309803
Underrated
>>693308646
Im at medicine school, i hate it
>>693312707
not my secret but my ex boyfriends cat had kittens, made me watch as he smashed them in the face with his fist and broke there necks. killed all 3 of them
>>693317919
I think they are inferior because they constantly have mood swings, are sensitive, easy targets and if they get pregnant you need to have special thimgs at you're workplace because they need it
>>693318089
its all in the past, if you want to be different you can. I struggle everyday. but pretty soon your struggle becomes natural and you always keep getting better. Sometimes you will lapse, but you gotta keep going. I dont know where im going with this, but if you want to stop, but cant because you feel like its pointless after doing it for so long.. you still can.
This was a long time ago but when I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, was 100% consensual. Fucked quite a few times over the next couple years.
>>693318495
kek, she's fully developed 5'6 and tits and ass. but i won't
I used to fuck a 'friends' mom whenever I would stay over. The only reason I stayed friends with this guy was because of his 8/10 mom. I would stay over two or three times a month and when he would fall asleep I would go into his mom's room and fuck her brains out. He slept like thr dead and to this day doesnt know. This went on for about two years until I moved out of the area.
>>693317919
Barred from voting to enhance the strength and unity of the nuclear family on which the nation state is built. I'd say the same. Allow the heads of families to vote, no one else, whether that be male or female I don't care.
Full time employment should not be the case for both genders, this destroys the value of the common labourer and reduces wages, also either of the two genders should be raising children (again, nuclear family), and it makes the most sense that the woman does that. I'm not saying however that exceptions can't be made.
>>693318675
see, my wife gets offended when all i want is a blowjob.
>>693310433
I have no sympathy for fucks like you.
You had a chance man, you just blew it.
Fucked my friend's gf almost a year after they broke up. No biggie, but he would get bent out of shape about it.
>>693309883
Enough internet for today dad
>>693309698
You're a fucking snitch.
When I was homeless I once beat the shit out of a middle school kid in the woods behind a McDonalds when he tried stealing my tablet from me and my paycheck in an envelope from the job I got the week before. I just kind of went in a blind fury bloodying up some 12 year old kid for taking the only things of worth I had. I was living in a tent in the woods and I was going to use my first paycheck for a weekstay hotel and food and new shoes and I almost lost what I was dreaming about for months.
The kid deserved to be beat up but I went way way too hard and left him and I completely got way with it.
>>693317137
Nice anon. I get my wife drunk then give her ambien and let other men rub on her naked body when she passes out. One of these times I'll get the nerve to let one fuck her
I once acted like my friend to get nudes from my ex at the time. I blackmailed her and everything. She's my gf again now. I never would've done it if I knew we were getting back together. To this day she still thinks it was a friend of mine.
>>693318953
Never got her pregnant? I don't believe there's an 11, 12, or 13 year old girl that would be diligent with the pill. And I don't believe there's a 16, 17, or 18 year old guy that always has a condom.
>>693308646
on graduation week in 8th grade, I drew a swastika on the sidewalk to "test the school's limits". almost taken to court by offended parents, made it out with a suspension and a warning. Lucky me, good thing I'm Jewish.
>>693318897
I don't do most of that stuff hardly at all. as long as i'm not harming someone or something I don't have a moral problem.
>>693318995
probly the reason she cheats on you too
>>693319336
wouldn't care.
>>693318957
You're a fucktard...I was 15 or something and I just got a new dartboard. I let my 13 year old niece try it out. I walked up behind her whilst she was aiming and touched her sweet ass for the rest of the evening. God it was delicious. She never wanted me to walk behind her for years after, and she never played a game of darts with me again. I fucked up badly with her, but it was worth it, anon. Her ass sucks now btw, so it was definitely worth it to destroy the trust we shared for that delicious ass
>>693319449
that's the spirit! watch out for that divorce settlement though
>>693319168
He deserved it. You were right.
>>693316935
>i suck dick
>>693314773
>the ride never ends
>>693315923
Forumlovers118.chatango is the perfect hunting ground for you. I wish someone would take that fucking board out
>>6933192
buddy of mine carved a swastika into his face at school and got kicked out go big or go home
I'm a lowkey bi faggot. I skype and finger myself for daddies on skype almost every night. Sometimes I show them face too
>>693319020
I didn't blow anything. I'll be making good money once I graduate (MD) and I actually like medicine. I just have my own problems and you have 0 fucking idea about any of it. You're a faggot, fuck you.
i nearly died from a drug overdose and my family thinks i have stoppd bhut i havent
>>693319529
you were 15 faggot, im 20 shes 13, dont feel like getting fucked in the ass in jail, besides that i shouldn't and i wont
>>693319123
You're a nigger
I broke up with a girl for fucking up my subway sandwich seriously how hard is it to remember no mayo..
Everyone thinks I died on 9/11
I didn't.
It's surprisingly easy to change your identity if you have a few grand spare
I was raped not to long ago and enjoyed it...
>Be asexual fem emo guy
>Have 6'1 160 pound athlete female friend
>She apparently has had role reversal fantasy's about me for some time
>One night hanging out with her playing vidya and taking shots
>Literally go limb after the first shot(I think she slipped me something)
>Takes me into my room bridal style
>Says"I'm not gonna wait for some guy to do this to you, better for you that it's me doing it and not some asshole with HiV"
>She bought a small sized strap on just for me
>Fucked me for the next 3 hours
>Didn't even leave after she was finished and forced me to spoon with her
>>693320037
Fuck you. You're pathetic. She won't say a goddamn thing if you don't do anything stupid. You won't end up in jail unless you abuse her or something retarded like that. Play it soft, play it safe, play it like she wants it, and she'll purr all along the way.
>University 6 years ago
>Like this girl who was a TA in her own program but we had multiple classes together
>One day after Winter exams finish, she's marking exams by herself in a basement office, almost no one is on campus.
>Go to swing by and say hello, she is alone in the room masturbating on a chair
>door was slightly ajar, don't think she noticed, but she was so hot and I felt like I was in love
>jerk off watching her in the hallway, the idea of getting caught makes me cum ten times harder
>blow low all over door, she's still going
>go in a few minutes later and she sees me and tries to pull her hand out of her pants, but I push her to the ground and pull down her panties and pants in one motion
>dick is diamonds again, pull one leg out of pants and spread them, shove my dick in her
>she keeps telling me to stop, trying to push me off, I hold her down and cum inside her
>we kind of hold a minute after I cum, not saying anything
>I get up and she looks up teary eyed
>realize what I just did and ran out, didn't talk to her for months, expected the cops to show
>she didn't tell anyone and a few months later texts me and pretend it never happened.
And that's how I think I raped a girl, but she didn't either mind or report me
>>693318960
How old were you?
I did 9/11 and my initials are GWB
>>693318986
>exceptions are possible.
That's kind of you considering my sexuality, but wouldn't allowing voting to every head of a family mean you could get more votes from not marrying, leading to populations that don't marry having over representation in the country?
>>693318885
>emotional and sensitive
So these aren't clinical terms but I'm gathering you mean we are in your view less capable of rational thought. I guess I can't argue against that. I'd say on the whole most humans think they have more rational power of mind than they do, but we might factually have less for all I know.
>>693317166
Could you confirm or deny this? >>693317431
Just if you aren't busy or anything.
>>693319276
nope, we usually used a condom, mostly based on her cycle, and when we didnt i usually didnt cum in her, but still did quite a few times. She did get on bc when she was 13, she got the monthly shot type. Still used a condom around her cycle peak but came in her more often, not always though. she was an awesome fuck toy
>>693320153
How do? Who do I talk to?
danger danger danger!
>>693320295
Let me get this right, youre calling me pathetic for not fucking a girl, who not only is my cousin but is also 13 years old ? kek
You're just mad, i'm refusing pussy and you're a neckbeard virgin faggot
>>693320153
Holy shit
Not even your family knows?
>>693320741
Technically you aren't even refusing, you're just telling her to chill her shit out and wait.
I have an intense fetish for tickling. Like, if anyone is tickled around me, I'm instantly hard.
>>693319529
>delicious
Did you only grab it or did you do more?
I was raped by a gay guy when I was 17
Gave me HIV
I'm straight but no girl wants to date a Poz'd guy.
So now I out of anger I go to gay clubs and bars and spread it to as many people as I can.
>>693321029
Stop becoming the guy who hurt you. Odds are you did the same thing that happened to you to at least one guy.
>>693320960
Technically you're a faggot.
>>693321245
I didn't rape anyone.
I just tell them I'm a curious straight guy with a unaware girlfriend, fags go bonkers for that shit.
>>693320408
You're either in one family, or the other mate, either in the family that is your parents, or you form your own family with your partner.
>>693321469
And you fuck their butts?
>>693321029
Jesus Christ.
Die of cancer.
>>693321029
Yeah, you are aware that is legally attempted murder right? I mean, I'm sure you don't care, but that could be life in prison.
>>693320351
It was when I was 18 to 19. She was 39.
I finger my ass for daddies on skype almost every night and have a couple they want to meet, I'm bi in the closet.
>>693308646
I like to masturbate right to her while my mother sleeps
>am i ok?
>>693320942
I had a cunt of a fiance and hated her family. I was an only child and my parents were already dead. The only person who would have slightly cared is her, and I hated her guts. Unfaithful whore and a naggy cunt. Now my life is calm, I have a beautiful, caring wife, and I live on a small farm with a bit of land. I also started growing my own herbs and spend most of my time wanking to cuck porn and ylyl bananas are my fave.
>>693311736
The lies you tell yourself when you're an awkward beta fag.
>>693310013
Gtfo Phil Bozeman
I drink pickle juice
I am drinking pickle juice at the moment
I tried to rape my step mom
>>693316436
lucky you. are they cute?
>>693316726
Tell her not to send messages because that leaves a written record.
I burned down several houses but was never caught
>>693321450
picture related
>>693321469
you are infecting them without telling them with disease. thats rape.
>>693321565
>>693321570
Don't care. They fucked my life up it's only fair, I'd be satisfied with just fucking up the guy who did this to me but he's awol.
>>693321564
Yup.
>>693311548
Shit, thats sad/good story, but for me its a win-win situation..
>>693310433
Anon I'm having financial troubles, if you really wanted to make yourself useful, you could give a friend like me some cash
>>693314431
Im in sweden. Give me her number? I'll satisfy her.
>>693321450
>>693321832
u wot m8 ?
>>693322068
That's just very crafty tactics, no rape
>>693321562
So your system requires the government to completely restructure how they do house holds. Currently a house hold is defined a lot looser. What about families that want to disown someone and that person hasn't married? How would they be categorized?
>>693311736
It's no act anon.
>>693322068
Rape is unwilling.
They were willing, they take the risk.
I'll give you attempted murder maybe, but anything other than that is you trying to be a tumblrina faggot.
>>693322091
>someone fucked my life so I'll fuck up others
>its only fair.
no dumbass. it isn't. you are unable to hurt the guy who hurt you so you decided any one that shares a superficial trait with him will do. It's like if I got my arm cut off by a guy with a mustache and started cutting off the left arms of all mustache guys.
>>693321894
I'm not into young girls but I'll admit they are very cute. 9yo is starting to develop and has an awesome body
>>693322376
>they where willing, they took the risk.
its not their responsibility anon. its yours.
>attempted murder
that's not attempted, you are literally responsible for killing the people you infected.
>>693322461
Call me edgy but I don't give a shit.
This shit is getting spread willingly throughout gay communities, so I'm just speeding the process a long. Maybe cause of me they'll make a cure readily available.
>>693309416
Were you stationed in Hawaii?
>>693322091
Do you enjoy fucking their butts?
So I'm in love with my bestfriend. I've dated and had sex with multiple women but this girl is something special. She is all I think about, We've been friends for years and are regular smoke buddies.
I don't know what to fucking do /b/
She is not the emotional type, shes been through shit and she wont really let a bf in her life, probably because of all the emotional scarring. I want nothing more than to make this girl mine.
We haven't had sex or kissed or anything of the sort. We've talked about it and joked about it and she will say something like "yeah i mean i think itd happen if we were both drunk"
I want to fuck her brains out. shes beautiful, but i want to fucking marry this girl.
>>693322786
>a cure
maybe there would be one if you spent your time working on one instead of being a shit bag who kills people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_mjqd3ktyw
>>693322626
Either way it's not rape.
If some one is dumb enough in this day in age to have willing unprotected sex with some one, they are knowingly taking a risk. Just like driving without a seat belt.
I'm a complete fraud who had a marriage to a cute grill fall into my lap, a cush state job via nepotism because of a friend's mom. I'm nowhere near as smart as everyone in my life thinks. I'm an adrenaline junkie thanks to being a grunt in the Army, and I'm waiting for some happening to occur so that a real war kicks off so I can ditch school and my civvy life to go back to the shit.
>>693308646
Aborted my first child because I hate kids.
Can't tel the parents I murdered their first grandchild...
And I'm glad that kid died.
Now I'm kinda homicidal toward my ex...
>>693323047
Not according to the law. this is as stupid as the "Asking for it" mentality of rape itself.
It's like you are having sex with someone, but you want to fuck them with a brush. they don't want to be fucked with a brush and you do so anyway. only in this case the brush is invisible and tiny so you sneek it in like a cock mongler. thats like saying it's not rape because the girl you raped was passed out and has no idea it even happened.
>>693317440
Yeah, yeah... Then you grew up and became an Obama supporter.
>>693323019
I'm not smart enough to make something like that.
Nor am I willing.
>>693323205
Most people get ahead like that anon. Who gives a fucc, I'm a fraud too but it's fun as fuck and I'm getting a lot of money. Maybe I'll raise my future son right so he can be legit, but until then I'll keep making money
>>693308646
I've been fucking my friend's Asian girlfriend behind his back for the past year. I am a shit human being...
>>693323313
talk to a therapist. you shouldn't be this angry about it.
Don't know if I'm in love anymore
>>693322946
forgot to include,
she comes from a not so well off family, not poor but just kind of fucked up, I just want to show her that i can take good care of her, i want to see her taken care of and treated like a fucking queen.
>>693322091
>they fucked my life up
Of course they did anon. All of the gays all sat around the round table, elected one of themselves to be the supreme representative of all gays, the gaylord, and then held a vote on whether or not they should send one of their own to rape you and to infect you with HIV. That's totally what happened.
Honestly you're as bad as feminists who believe that all men are rapists or some shit like that. You need to see a therapist, the trauma of going through something so horrible has gotten to you really fucking badly.
It seems to me like you're making an excuse to have sex with men under the guise of revenge because your sexuality is repressed. There are dating sites for HIV positive people, look on one. And for God's sake, stop fucking up other people's lives like that piece of shit fucked up yours.
>>693323360
I never said they were asking for it.
I said they are knowingly taking a risk.
By your mentality everyone who drives without a seat belt is being oppressed.
Not only that not once have I been asked if I was infected, they assumed I was clean from the get go.
Fuck off with your straw man tumblrina arguments.
