ITT poorly describe a video game and have people guess it
>Have like 5 people or some shit
>Get resources
>Queue up commands
>Get more people
>Build shit
>Fuck you goblin dude
>Dogs in the distance
>>693301209
>have 4 retards in your team
>casual one
>enemy has a nexus
>>693301479
LoL, easy.
>>693301209
>Face a plane you must make safe
>Always start with the corner for no good reason
>Reveal clues to avoid death, mark dangerous areas to make them safe
>When it's all done, don your sunglasses and look on in victory
>>693301209
>go on vacation
>daughter runs away
>look for bitch
>spooky
>aliens
>>693301709
Minesweeper
>>693301715
Gone home?
>>693301209
>gandhi nukes you
>Cut off their limbs
>Shoot the limbs off of enemies for extra damage
>"Listen, forget about shooting them in the body, you gotta cut off limbs."
>"Go for the limbs - dismember them. That should do the job."
>"Conserve ammo by dismembering enemy limbs"
>Apparently you should cut off the enemy's limbs
>>693301908
Any Civ game, but it's V.
>Follow a clown into a sewer
>Show soiled tissues to everyone you meet
>>693301945
Dead space
>>693301887
Nope
>go in a lobby >hacker joins >Game starts before you have a chance to leave. >gets destroyed in match. >account get fucked up.
>>693301788
Yeah
>>693302021
You got me, which is rare, grats.
>>693302053
Call of duty
>>693301209
Halo Wars?
>>693302113
Silent hill
I assumed it was obvious
>>693301209
>have a horse
>brother in prison
>slay your kind
>save humanity to save your brother
>>693302188
Nah, son.
>>693302207
NAh son
>>693301209
top-down micro management
silent blue hair
wolf girl
muscle dude
>>693302304
Darksiders 2?
>>693302207
Sorry, I'm a newfag and assumed your reply was to my post, not my answer.
>Car
>Soccer
>>693302438
Newfag
>>693302439
Rocket league
>>693302416
winrar
>>693302498
I deserved this.
>>693301209
Warcraft 3?
>GIVE US THE GIRL.
>WIPE AWAY THE DEBT
>Resident Evil
>The shitty one
creepy-ass dungeon crawler, possibly an allegory of the game developer's abusive childhood
>>693302162
Close it is call of duty world at war
>>693302625
Bioshock infinite
>Get real gun from coat check
>follow worker with tool box into bathroom
>replace real gun with fake
>blow up lights when appropriate
>return to bathroom on way out
>Ace mission without firing a bullet
Wake up in crazy hospital
Escape
Meet bro
Bro dies
Gives sunny d
Kill guard
Fly to another country
Start a new life
People say your the chosen one
Zombies everywhere
Fucking hell man
Go to a church
Wallow in the sewers
TOXIC!
Kill sexy girl
Meet worm guy
Adventure starts now, apparently
Save the world
Kill God
Shit was cash
Play it again
>>693301209
>kill monsters
>fuck 10/10 bitches
>>693302576
No, but I do love the fuck out of Wc3.
>>693301209
>Give people different jobs
>click & drag actions
>Indie game
>>693302712
Blood Money
>>693302745
god of war?
>>693302631
Not narrowing it down much, but I assume you mean 5 or 6?
>>693302726
Darksouls 2
giant bugs killing teddy bears.
space police is here.
plot twist. it was the brother all along.
flying robot becomes bruce willis
>>693302782
Yep
>>693302825
>>693302631
Operation Racoon City?
>Get released From hospital
>get horse
>get dog
>get naked girl
>>693302809
nope
>>693302726
Dark Souls
>>693302845
SO FUCKING CLOSE GOD DAMN FAGGOT
>>693302745
witcha mah nigga
>wake up underground
>use holes to escape
>>693302631
"You were almost Jill sandwich"
These games were always shit
>>693302995
DDINGDINGDING
>get killed over casino memorabilia
>some doctor unfucks your face
>revenge
>>693302936
Mgsv
>>693303000
>>693303066
Check mah gets
>evil corporation steals AI
>rival research company sends spy to take it back
>meanwhile aliens hatch a plan to clone the president and replace the original
>inspire columbine massacre
>chainsaw
faggot main character
two faggot helpers
one of whom might be a little "goofy"
>>693303133
Yes!
>>693303272
Doom
>>693303272
doom 2
>>693303228
>>693303000
>>693303066
Good shit man.
>>693303309
Yup
>>693303122
Fallout New Vegas
>>693302207
There sunny no ayyy lmao's in silent hill
>>693303272
Doom 3
Betrayed by master, kill everything in your path
>>693303380
Yeah
>need torches
>>693303459
tetris
>play as gang
> 10/10 story
>10/10 gameplay during its time
> movie
> game was fucking GOLD man
> Go home back all the way to Coney Island
>"...You ______ are good, real good.gif"
>"The best.jpg"
>Use a portal gun to create portals and solve portal related puzzle rooms in order to escape the portal testing facility from the evil robot that's making you think with portals.
>wake up on spaceship
>no memory
>aliens take over ship
>bitch helps you
>bitch turns bad
>do what bitch says
>>693303518
i fucking loved the warriors blackout was cash
>>693303526
Dota 2?
>>693302657
The binding of Isaac
>>693303526
Half life?
>>693303526
Doorway
>>693302657
What is this one?
>>693303046
Singles of truth
>>693303279
Kingdom Hearts something something?
>>693303635
They're making a tv show of the Warriors. Directors of Captain America going to direct the first episode, so we'll see how that goes
>>693302726
>Wake up in crazy hospital
There's no hospital in any dank souls WTF you talking about Willis?
>>693303700
Binding of Isaac
>>693303518
Gta San Andreas
>>693303459
Zoombinis
>>693303588
System Shock
>>693303381
Alien ending fucker
>Be me only black guy in group with Russian old man, 5 year old biker, and a qt 3.14 who never speaks
>Zombies n shit
>OHFUCKNIGGAWHATISTHAT.webm
>Biker kid is dead, it almost sounds like I can hear him yelling at us
>Crying
>Screaming
>Coughing
>Burping
>Laughing
>8/10 game kinda spooky
Kinda worried I made it too hard. If no one gets ot I'll give hints.
>Being a blue fag
>Kill everything that moves
>Repeat the process
Guy from 1958 is underwater in old divers suit saves little girls
>>693302011
It the game
>>693303526
Portals 2
>>693303810
The Walking Dead?
>>693303859
Bioshock
>>693303800
Yup
>720+ or no inv
>>693303588
sounds too much like my sexual fantasies
>big castle
>need torches
>>693303859
Idk, Biocock?
>>693303588
System shock 2
>do our work for us Nintendo edition
>be amphibian
>jump from lily pad to lily pad
>eat some flies
>win
>>693303810
Sounds like l4d
>>693303971
Frogger
>>693303752
Undead asylum, newfag
>>693302657
Binding of isaac
Grind till the end of time.
>>693304013
nope
>>693303960
Mario maker?
>>693303895
Nah. I can kinda see where you got it though. Here's a hint, it's mainly multiplayer.
>>693301209
Evidently this was too hard, Stonehearth
I'm out dudes, was fun
>>693301209
Goblin commander.
If not, google that shit. So fucking fun.
>>693303954
Yes
>>693303821
jak and daxter
>>693304137
Will do man.
>>693304098
Yup
>Campers, fags, 12 year olds cussing when their parents are sleep
>>693304163
nope
Hats,hats everywhere
>>693304137
Oh shit mah nostalgia time to dig out the xbox
>>693303971
>>be amphibian
>>jump from lily pad to lily pad
>>eat some flies
>>win
P.S. Not Frogger
>>693301209
>be Ghost
>spook family into alcoholism and marital problems
>multiple endings
>all the endings are feelsbadman.jpeg-large
>anticlimatic fight with so called most powerful dragon.
>The exact same game will be released this year again, with worse graphics than modders have achieved.
>>693304294
Beyond Two Souls?
>>693304294
Silent hill, shattered memories?
>>693304330
Skyrim so fucking obvious
>>693304330
Skyrim
>future
>play as batmans long lost bro
>shoot terrorists
>find out terrorists were good the whole time
>help terrorists
>>693304219
Overwatch
>Wear 18 helmets and eat dog food
>Somehow you're the greatest soldier ever
>>693303684
>>693303765
>>693304017
correcto
>>693304006
Yee. You got it boi.
>Everything is shit
>Get loot
>Make shitty place even shittier
>Loot 4 days
>[nigger intensifies]
>Keep looting
>Shoot niggers in testicles
>Have rod of metal that shoots bullets
>blow up huge tank
>kill hitler
>>693304330
Skyrim
>>693304415
Deus Ex?
>>693304462
The first 20 minutes of fallout 4
>>693304219
csgo
>im dead
>the fuck is fate?
>chakrams
>chakrams
>chakrams
>game over
>>693304330
If you own the game and add-ons you'll get the Special Edition for free. PC only. obviously.
>>693304480
Sniper elite
>>693301715
Silent Hill
>>693301945
Dead space 1
>>693304444
Q U A D S
U
A
D
S
>>693304480
Sniper elite 2
>>693304415
Deus Ex
>The promised "plenty of hours" of game play is the game expecting you to build, rather than explore, do quests, do the main mission, or anything but building
>>693304567
Yup
>>693301209
>big blue reflector thing
>>693304575
Nah
>Zombies
>4 player
>if you don't work as a team you're gonna die
>>693304219
Every modern call of duty ever
>The guy has a job
>Bald guy tells him he killed the boss
>The boss is a woman
>He goes to prison
>It was a conspirancy
>Guy is angry now
>The game
>>693304592
I'm only interested to see how this engine upgrade and performance of new graphics will compare to ENBs and 4k textures we currently have even for chickens.
>>693304748
Left 4 Dead
>>693301209
>cowboys
>romans
>hookers
>The shitty one in the series
>Fly around mostly
>sky pirates
>way to many different colors, better when it was simple
>>693302625
Bio shock infinite
>>693304748
Nazi Zombies
>>693304683
>>693304617
Sniper elite 3
I'll give you the winrar, close enough
...it was the shoot people in the balls clue, wasn't it?
>>693304462
Borderlands?
>>693304290
tail guy
faggot knight
big tongue bitch
>You are nigger
>do nigger things.
>There are 2 other guys, white
>They also act like niggers
>One of them is a raging closet faggot
>Dude! I used to fucking love that game!
>*never even got past the parking garage*
>Shot in the head
>Alive
>Look for guy who shoot you
>Shoot him
>Get fucked by giant mutant monster
>End
>>693304794
MGS Peace Walker?
>Side scroller WW1 game
>Not a shooter
>Actually informative on the War
>work shit tier job
>listen to some tapes about some guy that has a fox waifu
>probably get killed idk
>>693304927
Yup
>>693304961
gta five?
>>693304973
Fallout NV, someone already did this one.
>>693304973
Ah fallout new vegas.
>Get fucked by giant mutant monster
With some mods from loverslab?
>>693304973
fallout new vegas
>>693302745
mass effect
>>693304973
New Vegas?>>693305007
FNAF
>>693304973
Fallout 3?
>>693305029
Obviously
>>693304973
Fallout New Vegas
>>693304973
Fallout New Vegas
>>693305118
Shit, it's NV
>>693303872
does it exist?
>>693304987
nope
>play as super cool edgy man
>whack people on head
>steal shit
>go home
>alien man steals eye
>>693305106
You got it
>click circles
>water is money is life
>ricochet sharpshooter
>best band ever did the music
I've posted this in so many of these threads and the thread always 404s before anybody even tries.
>Walk into room and see priest lady getting assaulted
>Ohhellnawnigga.jpg
>Priest lady smacks weapon away from attacker
>Pick it up
>Scars you
>Attacker yells at you
>Explosion.webm
>Wake up in chains
>Apparentally some soldiers saw you walk out of hell
>Demons n shit
>Meet short guy & his gf and tall guy with weird ears
>Scar apparentally makes you the Chosen One
>Literally some of the best party members since Mass Effect 2
>Sex scenes btw
>>693304794
Dishonored
>Jetpack
>Probe Gun
>Mind reading
Any more will spoil it
>>693305267
Osu!
>another settlement need help
>here, let me mark it on the map
>>693302745
Duke nukem
>>693305342
Destroy all humans
>>693304710
Fallout 4
>Everything neat
>Suddenly not neat
>Retarded niggers appear
>Shoot niggers
>Invinci-nigger appears
>Burn that nigger like a joint
>Continue shooting niggers
>Fork looking sculpture summoning theese niggers
>mfw
>Destroy sculpture
>mfw niggers still appear
>This is your story
>Your story is about pressing buttons all the time
>Some people would find it boring but you like it
>Next day everything has changed
>The game starts
>>693305440
Yep
>>693305292
Dragon Age Inquisition
>>693305391
Yea, it was pretty obvious
>Name yourself
>Kill people by cutting them off
>Become bigger
>Someone cuts you off and eats you
>Rename and restart
>>693305318
Yep
>>693305342
Destroy All Humans
>boat crashes on island
>feline show prison
>escape
>pants
>>693305456
Stanley parable?
>>693302745
God of war>>693302936
Phantom pain
>fast fast
>make the ball go other side
>other fast fast bad man
>slap the ball make ball go in good
>win feel super good
>lose blame it on dumb luck
This is either super obvious or super difficult. I can't tell. I'm dunk and I'm gonna go play it after I see if you guys get it
>>693301209
>artistic bitch
>have leechy punk bff
>art teacher tries to rape and kill you
>>693305512
yeah
>>693305495
Agario/slitherio
>>693305446
Dead space
>>693303122
New vegas
>>693304710
Shit man, Fallout 4? I actually liked the settlment building.
>>693305543
Rocket League
>>693305495
Slither io
>>693304932
Yes
>be ninja
>game hard as shit
>fight through dojo to fight uncle
>evil samurai bitches start attacking yo town.
> oh fuck they stole a legendary sword.
>almost die but u still live nigga
>go on airship
>make airship crash at destination
>fight through a modern city full of the army, ninjas and eventually demons
>explore catacombs
> after 50 hours of killing/running and meeting two 10/10 bitches, you start making progress.
>kill guy who almost killed you, turns out he wasn't master mind
>reach top of mountain
>find out it was your uncle who was mastermind all along
>ohshit.gif
>fight uncle AKA easiest boss battle out of the fucking game.
>destroy evil sword, turn into crows or some shit and fly away
>End
>>693305553
Life is strange
>>693305446
ethnic cleansing
>>693305418
Fallout 4
>>693305660
Yep. Super obvious, then. Oh, well. I had fun writing that.
>>693305656
Yea but when half the game is settlement building, the other 40% is exploring/leveling up and then the last 10% of the game is the story, it's pretty damn boring
>>693305479
You got me boi. Was hoping it wouldn't be too obvious.
>Fast fucking cocky-ass Bostonians with bats
>RPG that doesn't one-shot
>W+M1
>Scottish niggers with base launchers that also can't one shot
>Fat people with sandwiches
>Aimbot Guns that do all the work for you while you lay back and drink beer
>Spamming of the "e" button
>Gun capable of decapition at long range
>invis hacks
People who have logged 1000 hours+ in this game, let the newer players try it
>>693305757
Too easy, ninja gaiden
>>693305912
TF2
EZEZ
>>693305912
Team fortress 2
>>693305895
I preferred the companions in DA:I, but the ones in DA: Origins were more funny than iron bull. Especially Oghren. "Ahaha, ASSCHABS!"
>a game that was fun the first week or two, and then boring and really repetitive literally every second after that
>be fish
>eat other fish
>the end
>>693305543
Soccar
>play as toads
>do battles
>>693306138
http://fishy-flash-game.com/
>Create character
>Make him white
>Have black parents
>Black twin sister
>Black best friend
>Black girlfriend
>Black voice
>Playing a black sport
>>693305987
FUCK, man. That game was hard
>>693306191
Ocarina of time
>Your dad died in a legitimate fight and you're trying to track down the guy who beat him for some reason.
>Do nothing while waiting for time to pass
>Idiots are making a new one because capitalising on nostalgia is all the rage.
>>693305987
ninja "gay"den
>>693305912
Oh God. Why did you remind me of my hours? Haven't played since October though. Game really went to shit when all those skins dropped. Now it's basically TF:GO.
>Wake up
>Everyone is a nigger
>Kill all niggers
>More niggers appear
>Even giga-nigga comes
>Party is on
>Shit tier metal in background
>Mfw when dosens of giga-niggas appear
>Heli comes
>Pilot is also a nigger who cant fly
>Repeat
>listen to audio recording
>guy storms in your apartment
>"yo your ex-gf is missing lets go save the universe"
>go to space
>make a plan
>crash land on ice planet
>fucking deformed things try to kill you
>followed by cult leader
>need to kill moon before it wakes up
>cult leader wakes it up
>you kill the fucking moon. holy shit dude
>the FUCKING moon
>you live after you kill the moon
>>693303821
Sanic?
>>693306210
Good ole 2k16
>>693306205
Nah son
Hint: avoid the sharks and barracudas
>ps1
>trivia
>minigames
>Spank the monkey
>choke the chicken
>Shoot on some asses
>Ride a bull
>catching falling things directly into your mouth
Hard to know how popular these games were, so it's hard to know if I'm giving it away
>>693301945
Dead space
>>693306369
Nigger space thr33
>>693302011
Broken sword
>>693306134
Overwatch? Fuckin' Bastion, I swear to god
>>693306121
Iron Bull, Dorian, and Cole were prob my favoritea in the game. Played DA2 and been meaning to play DAO because of all the tie ins. I heard it was pretty good.
>blink manually or go blind
>1337 hax everything
>literally everything
>full of bugs
>Shit game
>developers somehow got it drilled into their heads that the game was fucking gold so they're gonna make a new one, which is a horrible ass idea.
Yeah.... Good old days. Stopped playing around October as well.
Isn't TF:GO an anime?
>>693304781
correct
>>693306369
Dead space 3
>>693306470
Well done.
>>693306521
Watch dogs
>>693306521
Watchdogs
>village is dying
>need stupid box to make village live
>finally get box and village dead
>Actual good rpg unlike newest in series
>>693306401
You got it.
>>693306490
It's a bit confusing at first, getting used to it, but it's pretty fun, playing it right now actually. I preferred my companions to be Irom Bull, Cassandra, and Vivienne
>>693301209
>be small and orange
>look for cash
>trick two retards into thinking I'm an elphant
>end up as king
>>693306559
yep
>>693301209
>Mushroom zombies
>>693306659
>irom
Damn it
>>693306494
SCP containment breach?
>You're in a tunnel
>It's threatened by tall mystical niggers
>You go to another tunnel to get help
>Meet guys throughout the journey
>Promise to take you there for a bullet
>Get to other big tunnel
>Council's full of cucks
>TFW
>>693306477
Nah actually I'll just reveal it since you're the only one who replied... Destiny lol. I actually like overwatch.
>get invaded
>kill enemy
>become enemy through surgery
>kill the boss
>roll around on the ground
>drink a lot
>nothing makes sense
>like all things you are a shape
>one shot other shapes
>get one shot
>kill niggers by hitting them with peas
>>693306691
The last of us
>>693306642
Fallout
>>693306725
Nope
>>693303122
I always see one person in these threads That always describes Fallout NV, is it the same person? Do you love the game so much? Cause I do, I have around 1200 hours on it
>>693306747
metro squat cyka blyat 2033
>>693303381
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7peS9zyrno
>>693306747
Metro
>>693306778
Quake 4?
>Rescue furry oranges from retarded looking frog things
>>693306747
Metro 2033, forgot to include your cuck friend who sends you on adventure
>>693306802
Plants vs zombies
>>693306802
Plants vs zomvies
>>693306494
Scc lockdown
>>693306863
bingo
>>693303044
dig dug
>99 in 3 god damn it
>Fhaking amerikan
>THAT GUY IS A FUCKING CHEATER
>>693306798
diep.io?
>>693306659
Bull and Dorian have a funny conversation which basically implies that they're fucking. My character was an Archer so I sometimes brought Blackwall instead of Bull or Cole, but Cole has really interesting Dialogue and Bull is just funny, so not often. Blackwall probably has some of the best character developement in the game though. His personal quest really got me.
>>693306814
Yup
>>693302068
i never start in the corner
>>693301209
White guy and nigress in africa. Crazed niggers want your ass. Shoot them to survive.
>Chinese kid makes sphere
>Ppl around the world push that sphere with legs
>No credit to the chinese kid
No one will get this
> I can't even fucking build embassies anymore.
> also these fucking people name those races the stupidest fucking things until we can figure out what their real name is.
>>693304591
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. What an awesome game, I just wish the fuckin kikes at MS would take the DLC off the market. You can still fucking buy it but it doesn't work because 38 and Big Huge both went under.
>>693306844
>>693306859
Correcto. Here's a few cartridges. Come on, take them
>you're some doll looking shit
>>693302712
Mah nigga, I did this
>tripping balls in the middle of forest
>stealing clothes from teens
>everything burns down
>>693306841
Probably have over 1000 hours if you put together PS3 and pc saves
Fucking awesome game
>>693301209
>The map turns
>The character doesn't
>Pit traps everywhere
>>693306933
Cs:go 2obvious
>>693307000
FIFA
>>693305277
Steamworld heist?
> old lady wakes you up
> robots try to kill you
> assassins everywhere
> grow stronger by killing everything
> gain teammates
> they grow with you
> choose your path
> slowly learn about yourself and your kind
> you were exiled and your kind hunted down
> everyone wants to kill you
> you kill them
> defeat alliance of most powerful 3 enemies ever
>>693306453
No one?
Hint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
>>693303915
WoW
>grandfather dies
>want a primitive life
>live on a farm
>28 or so villagers
>deposit things to win the game
>>693306995
Resident Evil 5
>>693307056
That's it?
I loved Morrowind and had over 3500 hours on my Xbox.
>>693307093
KOTOR 2
>based on movie >looks like battlefront 2
>>693302870
Jet force gemeni
>kill spooky things
>have sex with a spooky ghost
>two spooky sons
>>693306933
CSGO
>>693304433
Wolfenstein, the 18 helmets gave it away
10/10 descr.
>>693307093
kikes simulator: banks edition
>>693307126
Stardew Valley
>Was Once the Man
>Family is kill
>Brothers Fault
>Brother is kill
>I am brother now
>Father is Dick
>Fuck it, whole family is kill
>Now new son is a shithead
>wait and see
>>693307132
10 internets to you sir
>>693307054
Firewatch
>>693306971
Bull and Vivienne have pretty good convos too, Vivienne is also just like a mother/bitch to him. Cassandras there because I need someone with a shield and by the time I get to Blackwall, she has all top notch gear. Thinking of replacing Irom Bull with Sera next game
>>693307203
Well done.
>>693307093
Kotor 2
>L4D2 clone
>Rats fucking everywhere
>Is that guy a fucking dwarf?
>Burn village down whoops
>Meet hot red head
>Pirates
>You're your own father
>You fuck your mother
>>693307313
Vermintide
>on a train
>train explodes
>only get to choose once character unless you're playing co op
>kill some masked fucked in the end
>get rare loot in the process
>go do dlc
>>693306771
I like Overwatch too but Blizzard seriously needs to fix that shit. Nerf the fuck outta Bastion, force team balancing, and punish the CoDfags who refuse to play as a team.
>>693307390
BL2
>>693301209
>Living castles
>The horses can't walk
>Ninja priests
>Leader can't do anything and is the most important
>His wife is a beast
>you control entire fleets with your mind
>protagonist is suspended in the air with spaghetti wires
>>693307344
what the ever loving fuck
>>693307145
Fuck man I guess I'm still a casual
>two teams
>defense offense
>defense sets traps and barriers for offense
>Offense tries to break through and steal hostage
>>693305277
Kind of really want to know this one
>>693307145
I also have 3000+ into Morrowind. I still do a playthrough every year as a tradition. There are a lot of nice mods for it on PC now too.
>>693307383
Good job
>>693307274
Sera is kinda autistic tbch. I only ever had her with me so I could see the sex scene, then immediately deleted that character. She's ugly too, which doesn't help things.
>Pray to RNG Gods
>Win Game
>>693307162
>>693307300
Correct, not poorly described enough I guess
>>693307438
too easy?
>based on a show
>have to capture shit
>wubba lubba dub dub
>>693303261
Half life
Easy one
>get home
>wife and child murdered
>blamed for murder
>PC version hard as fuck
>Another settlement needs your help!
