9Gag is better than 4chan
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
9Gag is better than 4chan
>>693280773
Taylor Swift will post in this thread with proof
the end is near
Bro i win.
Jews are not real
I'm Batman
>>693280773
pig
posts ending in 7 are absolute lies
posts ending in 0 are absolute truths
>>693280773
I just pooped
Niggers aren't real
Donal Trump will make America great again
>>693280773
I fucked your mom yesterday
I'll finish my university career
>>693282037
Holy shit
>>693282047
Kekkerino
OP's a fag
>>693282047
O shit niga
>>693282037
Well, fuck. I guess I gotta go back to Mexico.
>>693280773
>>693282047
Checkmate op
>>693280773
Gays are better than hetero
i really hope you're joking kek
I will be king
>>693280773
You are a faggot
>>693280773
True
>>693282037
>Donal trump
>Donal
Ouch, ya could been great, kid.
>>693282449
Dulend Tromp
You are all faggots, i'm the only one who is normal here.
>>693282640
I don't believe you for one second
>>693282640
kek
Hitler did nothing wrong
This post will end in 0.
>>693282640
Fuck, so that means i am a faggot?
>>693282640
Oops, someone got caught in their own lie.
Have fun, faggot.
>>693282795
no, he lied you dumb tard
>>693282771
So close yet so far
>>693282680
I doubt you really kek'd sir.
Also Clinton is a brony
>>693282824
No i am the post owner you dumb tard
>>693282817
Kek you're $100% right
>>693282880
sure you are cunt
i am a god
Women are stupid and I don't respect them.
>>693282867
which one?
no
>>693282867
Damn you're right
>>693283000
cuck
>>693282880
Lying faggot
>>693282951
kek
Op is a faggot
>>693283000
Sure thing, Feminist
>>693283000
The trips are a lie
>>693283040
Yes
I'm the real owner of the post
>>693280773
He didn do nufin
Love is real
>>693283253
Reroll
>>693282951
So then that means i am not a faggot, since i am not the post owner even though i wrote it.
Hillary Clinton is evil
Incest is Wincest
>>693283289
Rereroll
>>693283333
>>693283341
Fuck
rape
I'm happy...
I will drink bleach if I get a 7
Raping makes your penis grow.
>>693283292
well lets be honest, its not THAT surprising that you're faggot.
:-)
This is how you correctly triforce
Bronies are great
Girls will love me one day
>>693283410
I bet you don't fuck.
4chans getting shut down in 5 months
who is dis 9gag?!
▲
▲▲
You're a fucking faggot.
Also, Obamo will run for a third term and win the hearts of the people. Bob Ross is still alive.
>>693284020
Nice try, normies.
>>693284020
Fucking liar
here come dat boi!!!!!!
1+3 = 2
>>693283770
it doesn't actually work lmao
>>693284282
Use numpad
Immortality will be discovered in this lifetime
And will be available to the public
I have the largest penis on planet Earth.
Earth will burn in 3 years
i have biggest cock
my crush likes me back
>>693284444
Quads count as 7?
>>693284444
Damn. Quads. You do anon.
i have smallest cock
>>693284444
sure
>>693284500
Apparently not.
They're good friends and I'm just over thinking
>>693284444
see image
>>693284371
Rolling for this
>>693284444
Quads override 7
god does exist
>>693284371
Rerolling
She loves me
Obama is planning to nuke Texas
>>693284703
And again, I must know
op likes to suck shemales
This poster is a dirty fucking liar
My wife is having an affair.
>>693284739
Please tell me
She loves me
>>693284727
Huh. Whaddaya know
OP's a cuck
>>693284774
this guy's wife is having an affair
>>693284727
°_°
>>693284788
She does not love you
dad is affair
>>693284808
Reroll
>>693284491
rerolling pls the gods of 4chan tell me nao
>>693284444
check em
>>693284788
Sheloesshleloesshelobesshles
>>693284825
Fuck u
>>693284788
She hates your guts anon.
>>693284833
>>693284823
double truth
>>693284873
your crush doesn't like you. She only wants to fuck your friend
>>693284774
This guys getting cuck'd
>>693284919
Double 8s mean nothing
>>693284893
I really hope I'm a shell peashooter
dank fuel can't melt normies
Donald trump is hitler reincarnated
>>693284893
OP Here oh shit waddup, clover = best 4chin client
Bernie Sanders will become president of the USA
>>693284873
I GOTTA KNOW
buzzed driving is ok
>>693285007
Top kek
>>693284703
This guy is a cuck
pedos are great
Hitler was framed
>>693285036
Ayyyyyyy ma nigga
>>693285070
no u
I must knoe
>>693285048
Your crush hates you.
OP is a faggot
I'm gonna drink bleach
>>693284455
Dub dubs Check'd
My mother loves me
>>693285036
I see you're also a similar Moto user.moto 4 lyf
>>693285122
She loes me
>>693285237
She loves you man, it only took you 400 tries
>>693285048
re fuckin roll
>>693285237
>loes
Sorry anon, doesn't count
cancer is the next step in human evolution
>>693285122
Dude, my post ended with 0, I was doing it for you
>>693285237
She really loves me!
>>693280773
These threads are cancer and OP is the epitome of faggot.
Adolf trump next prez
>>693284444
Quads don't lie, you are the proud owner of a M A G N U M D O N G
>>693284491
i know she does
>>693285373
thank
Check my doubles
>>693285386
You're the cancer cell that nobody likes
Luke Skywalker did 9/11
>>693283147
You are now
>>693285398
reroll
>>693285440
You fucking ungrateful bitch
evil dogger will come for me
>>693285417
Confirmed.
>>693280773
God is real.
>>693285443
OFF BY ONE
F
F
B
Y
O
N
E
>>693285550
Evil dogger will get you
bush did not do 9/11
i am the one true god
>>693285582
Checkemm
>>693285419
fucking tired of rerolling, 0-4 she loves me, 5-9 she hates me
I am Taylor Swift.
WW3 will start within a few years
>>693285642
>>693285348
Well, he never got a "no"
Fat bitches rule the planet
9gag is better than imgur
Donald trump will be assassinated in 2018
>>693285774
Bat fitches pule the rlanet
Every post in this thread was made by a single lonely faggot named moot.
>>693285926
You are the only single lonely faggot in this entire thread.
China will cause WW3.
Op is fgt
>>693285807
>>693285999
Nice trips.
God loves you all. Even if you can't handle it.
There's literally nothing wrong with being jewish.
A post ending in 0 is false.
This post will end in a 0.
>>693286047
Fuku2
>>693286133
That only had a 1 in 10 chance of working out the way I wanted it to anyway.
>>693286091
does he love me like i love children?
>>693286109
Rerolling
>>693286197
Your statistics are correct anon.
I'll kill myself today.
>>693286215
Probably not
>>693286281
You'll kill yourself tomorrow
Bush did 9/11.
Eternal suffering is inevitable
Trump will be a good president
moot is a pedo
>>693286380
no, it was Mossad
I am the doggo
im gay
Michael jackson did it
Overwatch is shit
>>693286268
There is also a 1:10 chance of rolling a dubs on any given post, and for every extra digit, the odds decrease by 1:10 every time (i.e. Trips is 1:100, quads is 1:1000, etc.)
hiroyuki is a pedo
There will be a terrorist attack committed by ISIS in the next two months that will kill hundreds of people.
I will be happy soon
chiru.no is the best website
Hillary will win
>>693286507
The statistics god.
6666 quads
Posts ending in 7 are all lies
Mar loves me
>>693286527
le lenny
Ser Pounce is Azor Ahai
communism will win
Niggers are the missing link in evolution
>>693286687
Uh....
>>693286687
you broke it you animal
>>693280773
im lying
donal trumpo wife is a gold digger
Posts ending in 7 are lies
Op is a faggot
>>693280773
feminine penises are real
i will be someones bitch
Op is a faggot.
no means yes
My crush loves me
Niggers are good people and black lives matter
i am not a robot
4th reich is coming
>>693287130
damn
>>693287130
Well that's disappointing
>>693287130
if 7 your crush actually loves you
Starting now, everything in this thread that has been or will be deemed true is now false.
>>693280773
Op isn't a faggot
>>693286687
this statement is false
>>693281934
this is trippy
Posts ending in 7 are lies
>>693283111
Nobody notices the trips
in 2018 i will have a girlfriend
>>693285630
liar.
This sentence is True
>>693287888
wasted trips
also that post is true
>>693284727
Shit
I have quads
i will fuck my cousin katie
i will fuck kylee
This thread is kill
angela merkel will marry trump and they will have wedding full of people in diapers
i am the one true god
>>693286687
Pinocchio paradox
1+1=3
>>693287960
you lying fuck
Alex is a stupid nigger
88888
>>693280773
donald-kun is sampai
>>693288670
you lying fuck
>>693288786
now he is
>>693288840
you lying fuck
>>693282266
Don't let the fence hit you in the ass.
>>693280773
All the posts above ending in 7 are a lie, the truth ends in 5
>>693285374
No, she really LOES you.
Jet fuel CAN melt steel beams.
>>693288958
Do u evin ingles
>>693286935
Bill Clinton's wife is a lying, thieving cunt.
>>693289064
Anon is just jealous that he himself can't get a wife.
>>693287960
no it isn't
everyone here is a great human being
>>693288911
Kicking out illegals; gets the 911 win. Checked.
hitler did nothing wrong
i am satan
>>693289138
Wow...are you a fucking 14 year old illegal because that is some stupid bullshit right there?
Lemmy is God
no such thing as feminine penis
Game of thrones sucks
I've fucked more 10/10s than there are posters in this thread
if you lurk 4chan long enough, your life will begin to prosper at some point without any effort
you dont have to find work or gf
just lurk
>>693280773
All niggers and arabs need to die for the world to become a better place.
>>693283000
Thats right i just have sex with them
Show me your genitals
Kill all blacks and life will be good
I just applied to be the producer of an upcoming documentary. I'm gonna get the job.
>>693290001
I'm skeptical you fuck
>>693282930
Looks like he's completely wrong then
OP is fag.
>>693290257
THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE!
Donald Trump will win president. Bill Clinton will be murdered by Hillary.
>>693290430
Not really, you just ruined it
The only absolute truth is that there is only one absolute truth.
All afroafricans are niggers.
>>693290627
Winrar
i'm teh best haxor expekt me
I'll get laid pretty soon
There is no God
>>693290430
>>693290811
Nah, it's true that OP is cock craving whore. It's not prophecy bcus everyone already knows about it.
She still loves me
>>693280773
I ate out your mom
>>693291023
gotta reroll
>>693291110
Guess, everyone knows about it expect newfags?
Also, so close...
>>693291477 >Here,
double truths, best believe
All gods are real
