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Oh God my sides
>>693268434
you start
>>693268434
Have this sir
>>693268434
bump
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>>693268960
if they didnt get a copy in return for removing the thread i'd be very disappointed
>>693268960
already long ago it happened. how she is today ?
>>693270250
toaster steve lived
Literally just happened.
>>693268434
teehee
>>693268434
> /b/ personified
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>>693268960
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW
come visit b general.
>>693270321
I think no one know
>>693270250
I remember watching that live... sad.
>>693270423
>/r9k/
what did you expect?
>>693268434
I almost just vomited holy fuck
>>693268960
now thats a stupid bitch
>>693271896
>Jerome blowjob 30?
lol
>>693270654
Shit man...
>>693270966
WTF ? Is this possible ?
>>693271151
Moot was banned too ? I don't get it ?
>>693270521
>the day /b/ realised, they're people too
>and so their boner got even bigger
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>>693272762
Im not sure what it is about Asians and making direct eye contact when giving head, but the last girl I was sleeping with was Asian and would do this all the fucking time.
>that pic made me kek hard tho...
>>693266395
holey penis
>>693272421
>>693274196
Okay /b/ I'm going to share the only story I remember of Allen.
>In the ISS(In School Suspension) room
>Allen being a tard, talking like toddler
>Teacher annoyed about it
>Moves Allen to corner near phone
>When teacher isn't looking Allen picks up phone and dials 911
>Kek
>Screams help and hangs up
>Around 10-20 minutes later School Resource Officer comes up to ISS room
>Allen gets taken out and suspended for 10 days
>>693274543
>ISIS room
Can't believe you're not posting this yet.
Guess i'll have to do it.
>>693269703
Is that doe dead? Or just a whore?
>>693274769
Why... Just why ?
>>693269907
i envy the people that exerienced this
>>693275612
Noone notices it, because Douglas Adams books are more absurd than the picture
>>693270250
What does the text message say?
this happen this monday
>>693275725
Thats fucking sad
>>693276918
But i need to say, people should understand anonymous.
Btw did some people here also saw some pictures which got deleted? This thread just got smaller, and i didnt saw anything horrible.
1/5
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>>693275332
Why did all these get deleted? B&?
>>693277396
3/5
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>>693277651
5/5
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>>693269703
cant figure out what it is
>>693278020
>>50 never forget
big coffee vender hacked
koffieautomaat.nl/admin
username and password are piet
changes are visible on koffieautomaat.nl
>>693268960
how was she tracked down
>>693277734
>>1
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>>693276963
that actually sounds interesting
>>693278020
Based snacks
>>693276502
I was there that was awesome.
>>693278383
I lol'd at the random dildo
>>693270545
kektop
>>693278664
I mean today, this Year (2016)
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>>693279760
heres the pic i attached to it
>>693277551
Moot was in it
>>693279760
>sperma
I don't speak Deutsche but that sounds tasty
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>>693279794
great content
>>693277734
why... That is the saddest thing I've read in such a long time...
>>693279954
*Dutch
And I don't speak it either, google translate
>>693270250
>tfw you realize toaster steve was almost 3 years ago and you are still browsing 4chan, you are still living wih your parents, you still don't have friends or gf, and you are still a miserable fuck playing video games all the day
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>>693280299
It's Dutch, it reads: Freshly squeezed sperm from a healthy young man
>>693273767
>shave balls
>>693280901
Couldn't think of much else
>>693270250
that livestream was the best
>>693277734
NO
FUCK
I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO END WITH HER SUICIDE
FUCK WHY DID I KEEP READING NOW I'M DEPRESSED
Come on fags someone post the story of that fag who stole a sink from a restaurant!!!!!
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>>693277734
Fuck this. I've been crying uncontrolably
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>>693277734
rest in peace soldier,
you were one of us whether you knew it or not
im crying for you Elisa
>>693281707
I need that picture. Somebody?
>>693280340
Since toaster steve I got a degree, starting on a second, got in shape, made tons of money, bought an apartment, new car got a girlfriend, two relatives have died, lost my dog to old age (18 years old) and found a new puppy.
Start living life dude, some of it sucks but at least you wont.
For the love of god don't let this die
>>693282246
Wtf did that reallyhappend? Omg
I think this is the end...
>>693283693
I got the thread last time but it turned out pure shit quality when downloaded and I want a second try
>>693272161
The guy is a troll. Becomes obvious after they tell him to wipe the HDD and he starts cooperating.
>>693283866
Check em
>>693283866
Funny thing is that when I post it it actually turns out great quality fucking smartphones
>>693277734
well fuck...i have to sleep on that...
>>693277734
I cried, people at work saw
>>693277734
The feels for Elisa...
>>693277734
*sniff
>>693274769
His dick cursed forever
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>>693280372
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)s everywhere
>screencapping your own posts
Do you even realize how gigantic of a faggot that makes you look?
>>693273259
fucking died
sonichu.com/cwcki/Destruction_Of_Chris's_House
Obligatory
>>693287945
i laughed, i admit.
gary?
>>693285724
>bucatini
kek'd my sides out
>>693277734
GET THAT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
I'M NOT READING THAT AGAIN
>>693289633
so did that shit really happen??? and why cant i find anything on elisa!?
>>693289309
Tell me there's more to this saga
>>693287945
someone make a banner out of this shit right fucking now and submit it
>>693289874
dunno, man. i think it's real though, the writing is really fuckin good for someone to just make it up on the spot, i reckon.
>>693277734
i thought i was already broken but this littarly broke me i i just don't know what to do right now i feel rage, sadness, empty, sucidal, bitter, numb (both in body and mind) all at the same time. i want to find the fucker that did it tie him up in a place where no one will here him scream have every stray dog and homless baster rape the fuck then slowly skin him alive and have more dogs fuck him. and torture him till he willingly kills him self
>>693289931
this is one that ive witness unfold,,, the destruction of a mans life infront of my eyes is well amazing...
>>693277651
why nigg my day was fine im fuckin crying now
>>693277493
how do you have 4chan in dark style?
>>693274769
Yes!
>>693289309
This thread was golden, a pedo destroyed, and poor 15YO's saved, the day 4chan did good
This one is a little more educational
>>693277734
>void of emotions rekt thread dont bother me
>this hits somewhere deep down
>still no tears
holy fuck the story is sad enough what are these feels fucking christ
>>693277734
FUCK
FUCK YOU
FUCK THIS WORLD
FUCK
>>693279760
website crashed kek
>>693277734
A piece of me died looking at this
>>693277734
Didn't have a big effect on me, but for the first time in a while I prayed (I'm also agnostic), not for me, but for this man, his best friend jake, and his girl Elisa, and that broke me down to pieces, rest in piece Elisa, and all the best to this man and his friend
>>693293175
Too much to read while I'm at work an someone hit me with a summation?
>>693293280
Don't read and enjoy your day.
>>693293280
No, save it and read it all with a glass of scotch
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>>693293503
Yeah save it, it's all yours my friend because no one will save you.
>>693270423
I wish I had someone say that for my Birthday.
>>693275830
Deleted, what was it?
>>693293280
don't anon you don't wanna cry in front of your co-wrokers
>>693277734
Fuck. Thanks for the feels
>>693268434
We share a planet with people like this. He could even be your neighbour!
>>693294033
>When I get better, I'll work hard toward getting married...!
signed her own deathflags goddamn.
Yall mother fuckers need dick milk.
I've gotten paid to sit and lose my shit at these this morning. Thanks.
>>693289309
Really wish this happened like once a day. Top keks every time for me. The fact that some pedo gets humiliated is just bonus.
>>693294676
I feel ya bro, life is good
1/2
>>693288190
Damn, we are indeed powerful
>>693294956
You mean they are, right faggot?
>>693294947
2/2
Never found a part 3.
Unfortunately, my laptop with all my best caps died recently, but I did manage to dig up this
>>693295149
anybody got part 3?
>>693295502
Also Want.
>>693294585
The webm, if anyone were curious
>>693295791
>stroke at cum
fucking christ anon
>>693273259
WTF MAN
>>693275830
What was it anon?
>tfw his pink-haired loli was his zankupato all along
>>693290909
get a 4chan premium pass
>>693277734
well this story is bullshit
>>693287715
underrated post
>>693278020
See, but that's what made it good
>>693287788
Fucking shit, I just spit all my drink at the monitor screen.
>>693296283
Why didn't he just cut the string?
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>>693270521
Is everyone ignoring the "that one has nothing to do with incest"
>implied other pictures of incest exist
>>693297071
He probably already planned on cutting his dick in the first place
>>693283866
Oh shit my sides
>>693276502
I was there too
>>693297239
>OMG guise look at his tabs! Lolol what a newfag faggot amirite
etc
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>>693296067
Does anyone have the screencap that this is a reference to?
>>693290044
It already is a banner.
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>>693298222
shit wrong one but trips tho
>>693298503
Explain please
>>693270250
did anyone record this?
>>693287788
kekekekekekek
>>693298222
Holy shit... Poor dude
>>693290593
were there any responses from his family members?
>>693277734
tl;dr what happens?
>>693297239
THANKS BUDDY
>>693299283
He fucks your mom
>>693279083
Not meaning you, but I swear that 75% of people that praise Snacks only know of him from ED and weren't around when he was here.
>Things Snack would ban you for:
>Posting a picture with a color in it he hated.
>Because he forgot why he came into the room.
>It was Tuesday, and he thought it felt like Monday.
>Something you typed reminded him of a TV show.
>It was raining outside.
>Things Snacks wouldn't ban you for:
>CP
>>693299283
Anon is alone
Anon meets girl
Girl dies
>>693277734
We found him, right?
TELL ME WE FUCKING FOUND HIM AT SOME POINT
IF THERE WERE ANY TIME THAT 4CHAN WOULD BE A PERSONAL ARMY, THIS IS FUCKING IT
is there anymore to this?
>>693299878
or this?
or even this?
>>693277734
Real or not Rapists must die degenerate scum taking away a beautiful soul. I felt nothing but absolute rage, I cannot fathom the hatred this anon felt. FUCK
>>693300672
What is that?
>>693299117
fuck this
>>693300503
wasnt prepared... hope he's ok, or dead
>>693294614
my sides
>they never even existed
>>693296350
it's total fabrication tbh fam
>oh wait-
>>693298721
The main character of Berserk, Guts, gets his anal cherry sold to a big black guy for 3 silver coins when he's just a kid.
>>693301461
Thank you
>>693295231
mucho sexy
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>>693292658
well
>>693301459
so why do so many retards fall for this garbage?
>>693301461
daaaaaaaaamn
>>693302190
It's not about believing the story it is about what i made people feel, i care little if its true or not but the story by itself was enough to move me
>>693288886
Fuck you, I came here to laugh, not to feel
>>693277734
My personal play by play
>that sucks bro, not invested enough to care
>eh whatever they probably gunna date and shes gunna kill herself or something
>this is getting saucy and sweet
>aww i remember young love
>holy heck dude never let this go this is to perfect how could anything go wrong please nothing go wrong
>okwronghappenedbutthiscanstillbesaved.webm
>FUUUCCCCKKK
>>693302585
thats retarded
if you like stories go read real books, books like eragon and song of ice and fire etc will make you cry and connect with the characters
this is just gimmicky pushing certain feels buttons story
>>693294585
i kinda would want that program. just so i can jerk off to it too. :/
>>693298721
Guts got raped by a black soldier
>>693302846
Maybe it is, there were a few holes to this story which makes me doubt it wasn't fabricated but appreciating real literature doesn't mean only a good book can elicit an emotional response from a person, some people may not enjoy books so seeing something like this in the format we are so accustomed to shouldn't be brushed off as retarded just because it is devoid of literary depth
>>693297071
>implying you can't push the string far enough to get your dick you with help of some tools.
i know that what >>693297390
said is right, but still. jesus
>>693297614
implying a newfag would know how to change styles. i never changed styles since i started going on here though. becuz i like my current style
>>693288517
Fucking saved. That's the funniest shit i've read in a long time.
>>693299117
this one always gets me right in the feels
>>693278383
How do i login? It just says 403 forbidden.
must read for IT ppl
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>>693277734
fuck you for hitting me with this this early in the evening
>>693304645
that is fucking genius
this one is a classic
>>693282955
How did you buy an apartment? You mean, like, the whole building? nice
>>693299933
any continue to this?
im out
>>693277734
Press F to pay respects
F
>>693306804
i fucking laughed tears
>>693306804
ahahahahahah
Bump
>>693288190
Well, they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'
never forget
>>693301882
You're welcome
As a sidenote, I've spent an hour trying to find pic related in my files before giving up and just fucking googling it. I know it's in there somewhere. I just got to sort my pictures and shit one of these days.
>>693277734
Holy fuck i'm distraught
I'm fucking crying here
>>693298222
>Check'd
That's fucking sad
>>693277734
WHY CAN'T A MAN HAVE HIS GOTH LOLITA WITHOUT HER WANTING TO KILL HERSELF ???
>>693268434
I WAS IN THAT LEGENDARY THREAD
>>693308986
NOBODY FUCKING CARES :D
>>693297559
this one is hillarious
can't help but notice all the ones capped on mobile are pure cancer
>>693298222
Jesus, man...
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>>693277734
You're a monster, why would you post this again...?
>>693309109
SUCK A DONG
>>693292028
kek I remember that one
>>693292327
now it's facebook for people with no friends ;-;
>>693299606
>never found him. OP became an hero.
>>693309418
fuck you
>image limit
>>693308569
Berserk is more brutal than i thought
>>693288517
this one is amazing, also saved
>>693293468
Im.... not.... ITS THE ONIONS OKAY?
>>693277493
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>693285127
omg my sides
>>693309750
This last one ended the thread with a hearty kek for me though
New thread!
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>>693273105
my lungs.. oh my god
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>>693277734
This is what I got for my birthday. I cried like a bitch knowing I might never have a great girl like that and that I have to honor these 2 by continuing onward.
>>693283857
im literally in tears
>>693277734
fake and gay. the only people who baw at this are the same normies who reply to 'if you don't reply to this' cancer
