Rekt thread, lets go
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Rekt thread, lets go
ok seriously no kids
Obama assassination
>>693238239
>>693237895
>>693238310
soft kek
jack mcbrayer beating the shit out of 2 niggers and a beaner
>>693238986
I've always loved this, fucking one man army.
>>693239085
God damned 5'10" manlets think they are so fucking tough
fucking modder is using godmode
>>693239085
>why is there a normal looking man three foot tall?
>why are there third world niggers standing around him?
>why is he hitting them with boxing gloves?
>why is one nigglet wearing pink as fuck shoes?
there are so many questions here.
>>693240775
You must be 5'10".
>>693238830
Surely there must be a more efficient way to do that?
does anyone have the vid of the girl being set on fire in the middle of a large crowd?
>>693238830
Because cows and pigs are painlessly killed with rainbows and moonbeams before they're processed.
>>693241609
Probably, but they're sandniggers so they're about as human as that camel
>>693241644
this
>>693241615
bumping my q w rekt ofc
>>693241922
>>693241987
>>693241922
this was good.
i wonder how the dog got caught on her sock that securely though.
>>693242168
>>693241987
Did the doggo just toss him a towel?
>>693241987
He got off on the wrong foot
also looking for >>693241615
>>693242373
nerve gas
>>693241609
pneumatic bolt. shoots forwards at a incredible velocity, pierces the skull and obliterates a good chunk of the brain. Used properly an animal should fell nothing.
>>693242405
Hahhhhhhhh! XD
>>693243273
No country for old men was a good movie.
>>693243192
>>693243686
dat nerve gas
>>693243686
actual nerve gas?
>>693239701
does anyone know what the fuck is going on here? i love it, but ive never seen it explained.
>>693244049
drunk russians is all that's happening
>>693243828
peep the valves on the sides. kept his air separate until opening the plexiglass.
>>693240775
>5'10"
idiot in da house
>>693243686
Wtf is this awesome video?
>>693244184
yeah but the question is what is in the air outside the cage
>>693244444
checking quints
nerve gas bruh
>>693244444
Yeah but the question is HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE QUINTS?????????????????
>>693244225
found the 5'10 newfag
>>693244444
Checked
>>693244444
>>693241915
fucking kek
>>693243606
it really exist tho, just not as portable as chigur's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr00arV2XIw
>>693238830
The regret on that camel's face. "I had so much more camely stuff to do!! Fuck man"
>>693245071
>>693245594
is that kid alive
>>693245614
wtf is this mayhem and why haven't I heard about hundreds of people burning up in a field?
>>693241589
the nigger grabs his leg and pulls him out by it.
>>693241922
Is the dog alright?
>>693245614
Was this that blast at the concert. Where the confetti or some powder exploded.
Even flour suspensed in a small room can cause an explosion
>>693241915
i really wanna fucking know what was happening in that alley
>>693243686
sucks air out of room.jpeg
>>693243041
>not naming it daisy's destruction
>summer fag
>>693244444
>>693238830
Vegans BTFO
>>693238986
Should have stomped pinks head in
>>693243686
Poor chimp bro.
>>693241987
no doggo, that bone is not for you
>>693247781
>>693247781
dude, thats his fucking soul right there on the ground!
>>693238372
lol
typical woman reaction: none whatsoever
Any dad would pull that kid away in time until his arm came off.
Superlurk here, fuckin bout time someone made a rekt today
>>693248098
then post something faggot
>>693246165
Yeah, just a bit shaken
>>693247887
Its probably mostly poop and burned stuff
>>693247999
nice trips, but that's a guy you idiot
>>693241644
>>693241915
There is a more efficient way of doing this, see:>>693243273
They could at least stun the animal first
>>693245819
Yeah, his neck broke his fall.
>>693248256
Here's what I still dont get.
>three bullet wounds
>no blood (but black shirt, so could make sense)
>barely any reaction
>runs away just fine AS she's being shot
is the 9mm meme real, or is there something fishy going on?
>>693243686
from the movie Andromeda strain
>>693239701
One man army vids should be a thread. I know/ b can provide better than youtube
>>693248804
what the fuck did he charge?
>>693248801
>9mm meme
the fuck are you smokin anon?
>>693248804
what happened there?
>>693248801
>Adrenaline's a helluva drug
>>693248947
beef was squashed
>>693237895
lol, the police car
>>693238986
fucking kek
>>693238601
story?
>>693242168
>>693247781
>>693247827
>athiests
>iests
>ie
>>693248801
biochemist fag here.
we have literal "bags" of adrenalin stored on the synaptic terminals of the autonomous nervous system.
as soon as a critical situation is detected they all fire giving you the "spook" feeling and basically drugging you as fuck for 1 second or 2.
Is really interesting because what is a spook is mostly an innate instinct buy also has a relative part and with training you can learn to react or evade to some of this (for example i dont jump anymore when someone tries to scare me, but that may be due to chronic depression too, insert wojak/pepe) , so in theory you should be able to control it at will.
Pretty sure thats what some martial artist do before a fight and such.
>>693248921
A goat maybe? Then the smaller animal standing up afterwards would make sense.
Also I wonder if that cow died or got brain damage from that
>>693249198
Ahhh, the confidence of youth
I'm 28 and im pretty sure i've had my last fisticuffs in town. Too many random punches no-one knows who will strike when.
>>693248801
>watches so much TV violence he doesnt know what real violence is like
Let me guess, you think getting shot should throw you 10 feet back because of how fast the bullets fly.
>>693244444
>>693249365
KEK
>>693249938
looking at how quickly it feel, she probably got a TBI, which is quite the death sentence for a livestock that will be left untreated
>>693248921
>>693248947
>Cow charges Goat or Ram.
>Goat/Rams are built for head butting.
>Cow either breaks neck or just gets knocked the fuck out.
>Animal Judo at its finest.
>>693249790
As someone that has been doing karate for 8 years i can confirm.
Before a fight (Irl or sparring) I trigger the adrenaline in a sorta cheesy sounding way.
I think about a family member i've lost or a previous fight i had lost as a kid and it does the job well.
>>693250425
Nice. I'll assume they let him die then.
>>693248801
>>
Bait or retarded. There is no middle ground.
>>693249790
Thanks
>>693250076
No, i guess maybe I just expect it to hurt enough that getting shot three times, especially to someone who has likely never been shot, would cause a larger reaction. But then again, I've never been shot either, so I don't really know.
>>693248256
If I were to post instead of lurk, it would be better than this shit we have all seen for the last 5 years
>>693250820
its cause im retarded
>>693250883
>If I were to eat better and work out, I wouldnt be a fat fuck with no future
>tfwnogf
>>693244444
The room was filled with carbon monoxide, when they lift the cover of the cage the monkey started breathing that and fainted, they had a team of veterinarians waiting to apply oxygen to it.
The monkey was fine afterwards
>>693250883
prove it
>>693249938
It was a ram. The bull was pretty stupid to try to gore it.
>>693251193
proof it
>>693249589
people went to a concert and it reached maximum capacity. people were crushed to death against fences because they simply had nowhere to go.
>>693241987
footloose.webm
>>693251494
cock and balls are still intact
he will live to rape another day
>>693251644
decent.
ive seen it before though.
try again
>>693251334
I thought it would bite down faster than that, it was so slow, that kiwi deserved it for being an idiot and not moving when it had the chance
>>693238601
I'm surprised they don't squeeze through like Play-doh man, you know because enough pressure and you just go right through the fence, it's bound to happen sometime, you know, they just keep pushing and pushing they have to turn into smaller pieces sometime you know?
>>693252080
i've seen THAT before
try again
>>693252338
im not the one claiming to have all original content. at least im posting shit.
>>693252292
>kiwi
Dude that's a fuckin quail
>>693251334
That moment when you know you fucked up.
>>693247827
fake
>>693252292
>Kiwi
Thats a fucking pigeon
>>693252782
You're an idiot. Look up kiwi, quail have a long feather from their foreheads
>>693252437
did he/she die? (i can only assume so)
>>693241987
trampolines are death traps man. I broke my foot on one during march break of this year.
>>693253079
Not all quail do, just look at pictures on google.
>>693253295
It's not a quail
>>693241915
I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED, IM GOING TO MAKE A BLEACH COCKTAIL JUST FOR MYSELF
>>693252437
Dude. Did that dude just like.. beat up a kiddo.?
>>693253079
well it sure as fuck isn't a kiwi
>>693253579
yes
>>693253579
yeah dude
wasnt it totally tubular?
>>693253618
Yes it is
>>693252656
Kek
>>693253413
Yes it is.
https://youtu.be/Q7b8G4PLH8M roasted
>>693245552
>>693253833
Nope it's a kiwi
>>693253669
Like dude.. Not cool if it was a kid.. I'd be OK with it if it was like.. one of those little dwarf/gnome dudes walking around. I hate those guys.
>>693252437
>kid takes 30 head stomps
>still moves around
That kid is either beastly strong
Or the dude super weak
>>693254023
This is a kiwi, look at the beak, feathers, and lack of wings, look at the bird in the video it is clearly a quail.
>>693241915
>>693245291
This must be one of the stupid variety constrictors that doesn't know how to constrict.
Choke your chickn first.
>>693253079
>>693253413
>>693253725
>>693254023
Going fishing today?
>>693254297
gravity doesnt have the same physics in chinaland
>>693254297
Little kids have squishy bones, he probably will be fine as long as you don't count brain damage.
>>693254297
Or the nervous system spasms after death fuckin tard
>>693254306
That's a quail bro..
fuckign kiwi shills
>>693254555
Trips checked
>>693254536
nope, kid survived, wish i still had the article
>>693241615
The shit humans do.. .
>>693254546
Shit, I'm a horrible person. That bird I ate was a kiwi, not a quail. Thank you for preventing me from killing any more innocent kiwis. It was fucking delicious though.
>>693246165
Hope not that thing is more rat than it is dog.
>>693249365
he doesn't afraid of nuffink
>>693254945
You are terrible, you don't know your birds.. or geographical location. Or how easily you've been baited.
>>693253579
No, its a kiwi
>>693243686
The african had some nervous gas ..
>>693254297
Kids are actually more resilient to physical trauma than adults.
>>693255405
>>693249365
Btfo snek
Kek
>>693254306
that's some kind of tree chicken m8
>>693251644
Nigga needs some Excedrin
Search for Koksal Baba on facebook
>>693245071
Turned out to pasture..
>>693255331
I'm also a horrible person for trying to use sarcasm on poor mentally challenged folks
>>693255555
>>693255555
Thread is godly. Two quints>>693244444
>>693245594
He did not know the depth of the situation
>>693244699
found the 5/10 oldfag
>>693255709
No, you're a kiwi
I'm disappointed in all of you fucking fags! Getting distracted by a goddamn bird. An hero, all of you. I am. Right the fuck now.
>>693247827
Kid was targeted for some electrification..
>>693255910
lucky him being part of the chosen few
>>693251069
howly shit
>>693251708
I thought this was a football game
>>693256053
Live stream it, this is rekt thread
>>693254490
what the fuck how is that kid still getting up after being ran over the head
>>693243071
>>693255772
I swear to god people are fucking braindead. Quint is FOUR. Not five you hilly billy fuck.
>>693256053
No you won't, you're gonna fap to kiwi
>>693249589
>>693251708
Thats the hillsborough disaster dumbass.
Football match in the UK, they kept letting more and more people into a standing area, was massively over capacity, then people panicked. Many died. Several trying to climb over to safety were pushed back
>>693245291
Surprised that it didn't get longer
>>693256347
Quads is 4 you fucking kiwi
>>693242168
>signhere.webm
>>693245857
>>693246213
Since said it was a water park in taiwan or something
>>693251494
Do it Hertz ???
>>693256562
Guess im a dumbass kiwi.
>>693245071
Nerve gas
>>693254490
Chinese kids have hacks on apparently
>>693238372
The way his little hat just sits there on the other car makes me feel a little sad. Just a little bit tho
>>693251069
did he flied?
>>693251494
That fag is trin to fap that ham bone
R E K T
>>693242405
>when you run out of arrows
>>693256857
just a little bit though?
does it hurt your hear?
cucking faggot
>>693250555
those trips though
>>693244618
>when you hold in a sneeze
>>693256647
Wasn't very wet then
>>693238986
Aaaaand thats why you slow dps
>>693256946
dude this is very cruel, im calling 911
>>693252292
>>693252782
>tfw people are too retarded to see it's a dodo
>>693257145
>calling 911
>>693257219
Clearly it's an ostrich.
>>693256946
That poor quail
>>693248584
Definitely not a guy
>>693241922
awwww, I want a pupper.
>>693257243
jesus christ what movie is this from it looks real wtf?
>>693257243
haha this poor guy got pranked lmao
>>693253833
Is that a snicker-doodle hanging out the squirrel butt
>>693237895
I ain't clicking that
>>693256562
Topkek
>>693251334
Guys...c'mon. You're all nigger if you can't see that's a dickie bird
>>693252966
>>693252782
>>693253079
>kiwi
>pigeon
>quail
food
/discussion
>>693257386
airsoft?
>>693254306
Kiwi is some frutie shit they put in Snapple
>>693257404
It's a kiwi
>>693256237
Chincks dodn't have brains in thems head...
>>693256347
he meant pint anyways
>>693238830
Rekt threads are exclusively people faggot, know the rules.
>>693250843
When you receive a large sudden injury you literally dont feel a thing. Body is designed to get you the fuck out of there. Pain comes later
>>693254490
That's a Volkwagen Gol...It's Latin America.
>>693257423
Airplane
>>693257965
wtf? story?
>>693257423
you baiting motherfucker
>>693257965
Story?
>>693257243
Story?
>>693244444
fckin checked
>>693249365
why don't they actually pounce at him?
>>693257965
sory
>>693246662
Underrated post
>>693258189
not a story, it really happen
>>693258418
you're gonna be sory
>>693255555
C H E C K E D
>>693257898
Back to Plebbit
>>693251334
kek
>>693258066
Might be a Volkswagen but not a Golf. Even though I think it is a Ford Fiesta XR2i
Headlights were round at the old Volkswagen models
>>693245193
What a fucking great way to die....
>>693258742
ikr?
wish it was me instead of him
>>693258742
bait
>>693258418
its ok anon
i forgive you
>>693258540
I would like to know the story to this.
Can't really find much.
>>693258872
thanks me too
>>693257609
Yes, armed vs. unarmed
>>693258540
Is that a security guy?
>>693258947
What.
>>693237895
Brutal.
>>693258962
its two police that worked together
>>693245291
What a retarded pet owner, you never feed your snake live food as they can damage the snake.
Also all you retards posting animals holy shit rekt threads are for PEOPLE a animal cant get rekt, thats just fucking nature.
>>693238830
higher in the neck and it would have been easier but no, lets do this instead
>>693258880
Both cops. Mr Stabby found out that Mr Stabbed was fucking Mrs Stabby.
Dude fucked dudes wife, dude got stabbed
>>693259016
Yes.
>>693257989
fucking shills obviously just crisis actors
>>693258708
Its a kiwi
>>693259065
but if u were a bird and u saw another bird get fucked up would u not turn to ur bird bro and say rekt?
>>693258708
Gol, not Golf. It's a different car.
>>693259065
faggot
>>693248740
Untrue. You can't kill an animal like that if you intend on eating it. You must minimalize blood in the meat or you risk it going bad. Animals butchered in the U.S. are killed by slitting the throat while the animal is still alive, just like it's done everywhere else.
>>693257047
What do you think he fought?
>>693256795
kek
>>693258310
they all have either their fangs removed or mouths sewn shut
>>693259157
No,that's a crow
>>693259094
If they were both cops why didn't he just shoot him. I'm sure he wasn't trying to kill him and only wanted a fight, but why not just shoot the fucker. Unless they're in some Cuckistan country they should have guns.
>>693258708
Its obviously an older model kiwi
>>693259094
Oh, didn't know that. Might be possible then
>>693259298
>>693251334
This croc rekt that kiwi
>>693254297
dude was probably an /b/ tard explains why he is super weak
>>693259350
>animalsgettingrekt
Im fucking done
>>693258310
Cus they don't want to contract aids
>>693259424
Yeah, they most likely have thir fangs removed
>>693259471
Not all cops carry guns. That isnt the US
>>693243686
poor little doggie was put to sleep.
>>693259733
Since when do kiwi have fuckin fangs?
>>693239085
tfw why tge hell was this poor dude fighting with giant niggas?
>>693243575
newfag detected
>>693257047
what happened to the poor horse?
>>693259825
Clearly a kiwi
>>693247110
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooown
>>693248758
underrated
>>693241987
is it broken?
>>693258540
fucking stands up like nothing happened
>>693259350
Don't worry guys, this is just on of God's mysterious ways to say I love you
>>693248946
Not him, but if you go on /k/ at all, its a big meme, 9mm "doesnt do anything"
>>693257047
:((((((((((((((((((((((( noooooo dude no animal rekt. Don't be a fucker
>>693244618
Shrapnel, bruh! See how his face rips apart before the blast
>>693259813
Explains a lot.
Like that this would happen in the first place.
Fucker deserved it though. Hope he likes losing all that blood.
Last question. Did he die? Do ya know?
>>693259842
im talking about snakes
>>693237895
look at every one of these scenes.
90% of the time its women not understanding how fucking anything works.
The other 10% is drunk russians and kids.
Just 2 weeks ago I got my right of way cut off by a shitface woman and I had to brake so hard on my bike that I faceplanted like a mofo. Still better than beeing run over by a stupid bitch. What does she do? Lower window, ask if she was the one that hit me, I said "No, but you would've..." at that point, she already drove off.
Women are fucking cancer. Useless. Only good to make more men, honestly.
>>693260066
You generally dont survive that many stab wounds
>>693259366
>implying all blood leaves the body
>implying fresh blood spoils meat
>implying blood can't be quickly drained after cattle is dead
It absolutely can't feel terrifyed because stress surges floods the blood with adrenaline and that's what taints the meat.
>>693250555
> breaks neck
>died from eternal bleeding
>autism
>no nerve gas?
Someone dump their rekt folder. Kiwi rekt this thread..
>>693259936
To be fair cutting him open would be harder than just hammering it out.
Have you ever had a splinter? Pulling it out would be better than cutting it out, right?
>>693260005
no just needs batteries
>>693248804
Can't see the picture very clearly but I've seen stuff like this a few times. most likely the ram has a little horn in the center of its head. When it head butted the cow it would have cracked its skull
>>693260271
*Donkey Kong Country theme grows louder with each passing second.*
>>693260140
You sure it wasn't a dumbass kiwi?
>>693260005
do you mean the doggo?
>>693246146
This in South Africa, where black south africans are lynching other africans for coming into their country.
>>693252080
>plebs filming their screens
For fucks sake
>>693258598
What the fuck is plebbit? What are you a newfag desu?
I haven't ever used reddit or twitter get the fuck out of here and learn the rules before you spew shit from your mouth desu.
Oh and dont forget desu.
>>693254297
asian brains are very small conmpared to their really big heads. so there is alot cushion zone.
>>693260202
>adrenaline taints the meat
shut your jabbawaki whore mouth.
adrenaline adds flavor to the meat.
dont open your whory hole unless you know what you're talking about
>>693260504
Kek
>>693260239
Rekt Thread got rekt
>>693260282
my fucking sides
>>693259369
She fought a hippo
>>693259298
Birds or any animal dont communicate like that dumbass
>>693260468
no the kiwi
>>693260660
chill dude even fixes mirror
>>693259350
At least your doing it right. Also everyone here is a faggot.
>>693260504
That didn't go as expected lol
>>693248801
Adrenaline man
Years ago I was in a car accident with my friend where we hit black ice, skid into a ditch and rolled a couple of times. when the shock wore off I got out realizing the engine was on fire, my friend was out so not thinking straight I ran to the passenger side and punched the window to break it. took a couple of tries but I busted it..and my hand but thanks to adrenaline I didn't feel it till about 10 minutes later when I was told it was broken by a paramedic.
>>693259369
either gater in the water or some antelope fuckery
>>693260752
Kiwi do, I saw it on shark week
>>693259309
gol is the santana 2000 with a different body.
>>693260202
Blood does spoil meat and the best way to get rid of it is to let a cow's heart pump it out through an open wound. Don't open your mouth if you don't know what your talking about.
>>693260973
How about desu you desu start making sense new desu fag.
>>693260909
protip, use a rock and try to hit the window close to the edge. The harder the material you use, the better
+1 for saving your buddy
>>693238239
rekt kid thread!!!! lets go
>>693261080
i dont speak japanican
