So, /b/, I'm bored, and it's night, so, let's
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So, /b/, I'm bored, and it's night, so, let's play a little game I made up. The last 3 to 4 digits on your ID is now the SCP your assigned to. How fucked are you, or are you even fucked?
Rollin cause I ain't scared.
Meep
Roll
rolllin
>>693221659
I'll make this scp my bitch
>>693221659
Rolling. Hope I don't get fukt
roll
>>693222113
Cool I can turn into a bitch
roll
Roll for supernatural waifu
Rawl
rollan
Rollercoaster
Roll
>>693222370
I'm basically guarding a door, duck this. This is my reroll. I don't want this boring as shit.
rolling
>>693222555
Huh, dub trips. Never done that before.
Rolling
Rool
Roll
>>693221659
>implying anyone ITT won't be terminated as class D personnel...
Rollerino
Sounds fun, Roll.
Rollinggg
when you get a potato scp
Come on, 682!
rollin
>>693222829
Jesus Christ this is lame, last reroll.
rollin'
roll
Test.
>>693223367
Are you fucking serious? I hate dogs. Reroll
Rolling for 682
>>693221659
Trolling red gffxh
roll
Roole
rolling
>>693221659
yeah, sounds fun
>>693221659
Hope i get 999
>>693223458
Doesn't get much better than this
>>693221659
For reference.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series#001
>>693221659
Now we're talkin'!
lets see :D
>>693223415
Basically just gotta sit in a room with some guy that can heal fast, but after 30 days I get replaced because they don't want me emotionally attached. This is a reroll to see what I do after the 30 days
fuckit whynot
Meh, I've got a deathwish.
>>693221659
Time to get eaten, if I'm lucky
Rolling
rallin
>>693223526
Holy shit I am FUCKED.
Roll
Roll
>>693221659
Rollll
>>693221659
roll
Roll
I'm going to fuck this scp in the ass even if it kills me.
>>693223905
Meh, some dude made out of energy. Probably could be cool to talk to, but nothing life threatening or super interesting.
Rollin
>>693223936
fuck me, I got the tree that makes you kill yourself.
roll
Rull
>>693222426
Lmfao. I'm gonna kill myself because of a toaster that makes others think they're a toaster too and kill themselves in 'toaster related' ways. Wth
ROLL
fingers crossed for something interesting
f
>>693221659
lol roll
>>693223887
8887 is very interesting! it even has a list of everything he writes down http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-887
Bump
>>693223769
> 769 is a cup that is of no danger to me
>>693221659
Rawlins. Come on, procedure montauk.
>>693224381
Indictable, reroll.
>>693221659
Roll
>>693221659
rollllllllllllllllll
>>693221659
rollo
>>693224895
Great, the coffin that causes photo/video hallucinations.
Reroll.
roll
Rerollll
rolll
>>693224975
Whelp I'm ded
>>693225230
annnd now it's the guy with heroin secretions from his skin.
Can deal with.
Roll
lets go fags
I'm going to eat it.
roll
Roll
>>693225391
Lol I got an Owl that poops metal!
Rerolling. Nothing gonna get me down
Roll
>>693221659
rollerino
Rollllliiiiin
>>693221659
Watch this, I'm going to get stuck with a Keter-class.
>>693221659
Roll.
>>693221659
Spooky
Why not
Pls no 106 dear god
Or 610
Rollin..
roll
>>693221659
Roll
>>693225335
i got a bunch of floppy disks.
Reroll again
>>693221659
Biscuit.
roll
>>693221659
Rolling stones
rolling
>>693221659
roll and gay
Rool
>>693225925
Oh thank O5! It's a Euclid.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-925
It's just some super-shroom thing.
Roll
>>693226036
I get to fly around with sandniggers yay
Reroll
Roll
>>693226212
It's not even dangerous.
Fuck it, reroll.
rooo
.
>>693221659
SCPs are kind of stupid, but they are generally fun.
Rolling.
>>693221659
lets see
roll
>>693221659
rollaroni
>>693226369
A road.
I am assigned to a road.
>>693226238
its a keter class, a fucking massive tunnel,
>>693226037
tiny star that will one day supernova kill us all... kinda fucked i guess? but no more than the rest of us.
ok
rolleroni pepperonni
rollllllllllllll
rolling for shits and giggles
2spooky4me
>>693226246
Rerool, I ain't no fucking film projector
here goes...
Rolling even tho I have no clue what this is about
Re-biscuit.
>>693226214
well i eventually get into BDSM, im not sure how to feel about this tbh
Sure
anotha one
>>693226476
Neat, magical map.
Lets see if the next one murderizes me.
roll
>>693226675
a window with shadow people
gay
Rollio Fettuccine
Rooooll
>>693221659
roll time
rollerino capuccin0
>>693226347
An invisible lady. Nice.
>>693221659
you're about a decade late for scp to be spooky or even interesting.
Rolling
>>693223683
You dodged a bullet, 1 off from 682
>>693226779
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-779
Wasps with hallucinogenics that make you think they're doing upkeep on your house.
>>693221659
Rolling. It can't be good.
Rolling
>>693227039
a deformed monkey
gay as fuck
>>693226913
oh great, I get eaten by the very hungry nigger.
rerollin
>>693221659
Rolling maybe I'll get the infinite cake one...
>>693226799
SCP-799
A FUCKING MAN-EATING BLANKET! Wtf that's dumb as shit. who comes up with this shit
>>693226963
A mind wiping gold and ruby amulet
I aint gonna wear that shit
>>693226839
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-839
I don't think I'm dead?
Fuck.
Roll
>>693226823
I wish I kept to the projector...
>>693227152
A fuckin book
Reroll
Roll
>>693227099
oh gee golly, literally a painting that makes you mildly uncomfortable if you stare at it too long. I'm so fucked.
coonz
>>693223683
Goddammit, off by one, anon. If you rolled 682 you would be so dead you'd die to death.
It'll be fine!
R o l l
>>693227492
Gained a friend, not even mad.
rowl
Roll
>>693221659
Rollllllll
roll that shit
>>693227427
Various people
>>693221659
roll
Let's go
RAWL
rolledino
>>693221659
Rollin for 173
roll roll fight tha powa
Ayy lmao
>>693226862
Well i become a rat, yay?
>>693221659
No Keters, No Keters!
Reroll cause I keep getting dumb shit
Gimme something good
>>693227958
obviously haha I just find it dumb that someoen would come up with a man-eating blanket haha
rell
but what if roll trips
>>693228207
You don't want 173, bro. The thing is euclid, but the shitstorm potential is too high.
roll
>>693228316
Phew
roll
rollin
>>693221659
Ah yes. YOU made this game up.
>>693227662
ayy
Roll
rollldaskmdlnjdaslfjads
How fucked up i am?
roll
>>693221659
ROOL
O
O
L
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-603
Rolling
yo
Thorple
>>693221659
im not fucked.
>>693228207
I got a coke
>>693221659
rollerino
>>693221659
Řôĺļ
Rollin'
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-492
not bad
roll again
roll
roll
Rolling
>>693228677
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-677
>Unpredictable Pogo Stick
>SCP-677 is currently in the vicinity of Saturn’s orbit.
kek
>>693221659
roll
>>693221659
Lets get this shit going.
>>693221659
Rolling
>>693228302
i get eaten alive by ants, who could appear out of my bodily orifices if they have now where else to appear out of, oh god why
>>693227427
>who comes up with this shit
what are you talking about this is all real
rell
>>693228835
Well Fuck, that could have gone better..
>>693227375
Forever A-Loan... It's a bank that convinces you to deposit other valuables, secrets, and other people.
I'm fine, do security detail and eventually get a promotion to watch this one.
>>693229017
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-017
surprisingly, not as fucked as I thought
>>693221659
roll
>>693221659
you see me rollin'
>>693227300
Boring, perfume bottle.
Bitty bit bop
rolando
Roll
>>693221659
Let's do this.
Roll mans
>>693221659
roll, fag
Rawlin
>>693221659
>little game I made
>I made
Get the fuck out, you stupid fucking summerfag.
Roll zzz
>>693221659
TOP ROLL
rolling
IM A FUCKING SUMMERFAG HURR HURR IWAS ONLY PRETEDNIGN TO BE RATARDED!!!! XDDDDD
715 was underwhelming, reroll
Roll
Wew
Rollo
Op is a fag.
>>693229777
I got this one on the last time I played this.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777
I am most likely fucked.
shit nigga rollin
Rall
rolling for win
Roll
>>693221659
Roll
Rill
i can ROLL with this.... hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rolln
Rip me
>>693221659
RAWHIDE
rool cerotes
Probably fucked
Rr
i hope it's a cute one
Roll
i'll give it a shot.
Bweep
Let's see.
erp
>>693221659
Just fuckin kill me.
Gay
i guess
..,
Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, RAAWHIIIIIIIDE
Rolling
>>693231296
rawrling
>>693221659
last time this happened i got FUCKED. Gonna try again
Rolls
>>693221659
Roll
Rolling for a loli SCP.
..
>>693231296
the fuck is this
They see me rolling
Ooh, this is a good one.
roal
>>693231332
I'm good.
>>693221659
roll
Rawjk rawling
>>693221659
roll
Rollan
I'll play. Rolling.
>>693231471
I should be ok, just a whole lotta creepy pasta, so long as the application is contained i will be ok. rawling for my Weekend shift watch.
>>693231682
RIP
Fuck it roll
lets do this
>>693231682
FUCKING HELL, NOT THE UNKILLABLE CROCODILE SKELETON BULLSHIT
roll
>"I FEAR NOTHING!"
"say it again!"
>"I fear nothing"
Gimme something gud
>>693229544
544 a creepy little microphone/radio handset, it makes the D class handling it speak in weird tones and sometimes says things it shouldn't know.
At least I'm working in a facility now, I gain some more credit to my name running security and helping with the experiments. The radio only damages my hearing a little.
Still alive I keep working up the ladder of security ops. Let's see what's next on my plate...
>>693221659
And we keep rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling.
Er roll
>>693221659
lizzerd plees
Lets roll up in the club
>>693231950
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1682
you should be ok, so long as it doesnt break the suns gravity.
>>693221659
what dumb and fake thinger do I get?
>>693232018
Surprisingly fucked.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-018
>At first thought to be a pleasant child's toy, SCP-018 was able to bounce with over two hundred percent (200%) efficiency (that is, if dropped one (1) meter, it would bounce two (2), then four (4), then eight (8), then sixteen (16)). The ball soon became a dangerous projectile, reaching speeds estimated at over 100 km/h and damaging property and injuring five (5) in the city of █████████████.
well here we go, hopefully i'm not kill
R
>>693231786
A rowboat but is a coffe percolater
All of my wat
>>693231486
I'm not that fucked since I'm not a femanon
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1486
