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Rekt thread
>>693122339
Lets keep this alive.
bump
rekt
>>693123686
I see nothing wrong with this
do you feel bad for corn too?
>>693123381
the gooks on the bus go round and round
>>693123814
Good for you, idiot. No one said anything was wrong with it. It's just how it gets done.
Bump dont let the rekt die.
>>693123381
They get hit by a train?
>>693124943
When you cum and she keep sucking.
>>693124768
I kek'd
>>693124768
the fuck
story?
>>693124137
FUCKING VEGAN SLIME
>>693123365
That filename killed me. Good job anon
>>693124515
i came
>>693123381
When the Beat drops.
>>693124515
I would eat that
Guys, I appreciate that you enjoy the rekts I post, but please, contribute too
>>693125163
robber didn't know the way to point gun. killed self. well done
>>693125163
he complained about a product.
he was not amused at all.
he was very upset.
>>693125310
>>693122339
This is not rekt. This in unfortunate. This is a rekt thread, not an unfortunate thread.
>>693123686
oof chicken tendies :O
>>693123686
You know that's not harming them right?
>>693125816
it's not, but the 2nd part is
>>693125467
>>693124864
Thats hilarious, dumb slanty gets everything he deserves
>>693123686
cool
>>693123365
Fat girls are always really confident about their grip strength, and it never works out for them.
>>693125163
He gave love a bad name
>>693123741
I may be retarded, but I don't get it?
>>693126133
all those niggers deserved it
>>693125987
Mother nature, u crazy
>>693123365
Lost hard
>>693126020
Yeah, but only one of those belongs in a rekt thread
>>693125335
HAHAHAHAHAA! Oh that was fucking brilliant. I bet his last thoughts were "Should have just let his little yellow ass walk on by..."
>>693126133
listening to 7L & Esoteric - Call Me E.S. while this plays, fits so well.
>>693126347
Ahh.... What?
>>693122339
awww
>>693125873
oh god and I fucking hate praying mantises
/b/etards, please, I am maintaining alone this thread! Post something!
>>693126347
fukc you
>>693126425
Green shit wft.
>>693125987
Daaaaaaaamn those claws are fucking strong!
>>693123026
Why old people are such cunts
>>693123686
dont get a good look at it. is it just picking them up?
>>693126347
fight me pussy
>>693125873
FATALITY!!!
>>693126239
Holy shit I lost, top kek
>>693126855
because they aren't retarded like this dumb whore
>>693126252
me neither. shelves of air freshener and some sign that says house.
>>693126829
That's epic as fuck.
>>693126252
I don't get it either anon
>>693123365
healthy at any weight
>>693126291
What the fuck could the story on this be jesus
>>693125163
nerves gas
>>693124624
Hardcore Holly, yes
>>693127271
mommy wanted to play farmville
5 minutes for doing a job, and then more rekt incomig
>>693126239
Top kek
Underated post
>>693125635
That filename
this is what it actually looks like on 50%
your whole life has been a lie
>>693125510
the retard autist ref though.
>>693126425
>>693126425
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im fucking dead
>>693123365
LaughingFishies.gif
>>693123741
>>693126252
>>693127083
>>693127133
There's a track that goes "House every weekend" on a loop. The woman singing it sounds like she could be saying "oust" which is the brand of airfreshner. Britfag jokes
>>693124515
>>693127466
>>693125635
Fucking nigger. Probably wasn't even his bike.
>>693124624
I remember this, he got paralyzed from waist down
>>693126855
She's pissing in public, she's a pig, a slob and a degenerate!! I would have hit her in the head with a pipe and then charged her with indecencies and public health law violations. Her little attitude makes it worse - If she were an old homeless person pissing right there it would have foul and disgusting, but if she is young and full of attitude she's cool?!? She is a low life pig
>>693123365
So that's how tsunamis happen
>>693127466
I don't get it? It's obviously over the line, it's just hovering above it, that's why there's a shadow below it.
>>693123878
>detroit Big Shocker.
>>693127646
Thanks man
>>693125335
fake and gay, noone dies that quick from a few surface scratches.
>>693127418
wasn't that kurdish demonstation? do you see any covered girl?
thx for the bait though. not taking it will fuck my brain.
>>693127466
Oh look, it's on exactly fifty percent.
>>693126162
they are always really confident about EVERYTHING and it never works out for them.
Except maybe when they claim they can in fact eat two king size menues.
>>693125873
goddamn am i glad these things aren't human-sized
>>693125569
Bullshit! Who the fuck drinks milk in the middle of a meal?!
Enough with these "modern day" scripting. People in tv/film business are uneducated, stupid, and mostly gay.
>>693125046
tru
>>693126829
story?
>>693127949
Riiight? That's what I was fucking thinking
>>693127271
8th trimester abortion
>>693127973
Dude, this was on the news. It was a suicide bomber in a peace manifestation in Turkey
>>693128049
story?
>>693128049
Story?
>>693128049
That was beautiful, anon.
>>693127806
Apart from the edginess, nothibg you said gives that old man the right to physically assault and harm other people. She could be shoving a cucumber on her asshole, screaming loudly like a desoriented chipmunk, still he had no right to assault her. That's what the cops are for, at least in advanced civilizations. But if you want to live like like wildlings, that's for you. It's so ironic, his action is as savage and uneducated as hers. By doing that, he proved he's nothing but a false moralist who's not better than her in anyway, and also a coward. I doubt he would've kicked a 6 feet buff man pissing in public.
>>693128049
Holy ass this shit is epic as fuck
>>693128236
That little fucker got what he deserved. The phrase "Dont poke the bear" exists for a reason.
>>693122339
.
>>693123878
Story?
>>693128229
Kek
>>693126829
That guy's a beast.
>>693128231
definitley pro kurdish. allegedly isis bombed it.
>>693127667
but why?
>>693128545
nigga took the red pill
>>693128049
when in rage mode.
>>693128049
>>693128474
I hope he enjoys the flesh eating bacteria.
>>693123814
>I see nothing wrong with this
And no one challenged that. Looks like you're just an insecure faggot voluntarily trying to look cold blooded and hardcore.lol what a faggot.
>>693123365
this is not a ylyl thread
>>693126291
here's hoping it fell and wasnt put there by an adult
>>693128921
>>693128727
NO jail time!!! Wahoo
>>693128386
STFU you pathetic SJW faggot cuck.
>>693128861
No, is not. What´s the problem, feggot? That dumb bitch definitely is in pain. Not rekt enough for you, moron? You can always post something yourself. Here you have another "ylyl" for your butthurt. Now, shut up
>>693124137
Except this a rekt thread retard.
>>693128789
dat haircut
>>693128386
Damn straight especially to your last sentence there m8! Probably would have applauded that shit if it was another guy
>>693128396
Omfg I almost spewed my coffee when he threw dirt at it holy shit
>>693124864
>Guy in blue hoodie: Aw shit I hate it when he does this it's so embarrassing
KungFu McDropkick falls onto the track
>Guy in blue hoodie: Oh Jesus not again...
>>693128727
>might be in jail for awhile, might as well hydrate
>lol j/k
>>693128921
Ah naw, fuck this shit i'm done, im so done
>>693128801
Stop posting
>>693129442
wut
>>693128236
this makes me happy, thanks anon
>>693129465
>I'll just park my motorbike here and look back at all the wreckage for the lulz
>>693129541
The gesture of the kid is a reminiscence of one character in the Drak Souls series
>>693128494
The fat one got punished for it though.
Got kicked out of school.
>>693129399
>dat fucking filename
>>693129584
>fake n gay
>>693128816
>"Flesh eating bacteria"
>for getting wet on dirty water
Lmao, fucking retarded piece of shit fat motherfucker, go tell your mom to lend you a tower after your hot bath fucking neckbeard overprotected motherfucker.
Inb4 triggered
>>693129027
holy fucking hell I did and then I forgot where the close button was omfg that was retarded
>>693129734
what an ABSOLUTE fucking moron
>helicopter.webm
>>693123878
Cool video but would've been cooler to see that dumb niggers brains all over the place
>>693129183
Dude those fucking teeth
>>693129465
2 people died in this accident.
>>693129812
Thats an interesting sprinkle mode on your pee pee
>>693124828
Died taking a selfie
>>693129734
>Oh, you think I'm coming in on the weekend? Well, how about you feel this roll of paper right here, just feel it, there's enough paper, yes just move your hand a little more to the left you feel all the paper yet?
thrwunk splatter crack
>That's right, I'm off this weekend off.
>>693123381
>mfw the driver disappeared out the window
>>693126189
me on monday mornings amirite?
xD!!!
>>693123878
I get it but don't get it. What was the point of all that?
Suicide by cop?
>>693128633
So you fuckers are bombing the kurds for no reason too? Arent they also muslim? You guys make no sense
>>693129948
he got what he deserved
>>693129879
Wrong, anon. The perfect filename for this one is "Beyblade"
>>693129899
>hassling the guy like he shot the video just so you can look like a no-nonsense racist
lol
>>693123686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4KmFZKKbKU
>>693128818
Youre in the wrong thread man...
>>693130082
most actually are not muslim.
>>693124828
>>693129948
What great justice!!
>>693128789
Killed for his ivory
>>693124515
Looks like what I use to condition my hair.
>>693123026
That bitch got what she deserves
>>693130159
I thought this was a rekt thread not a "answer questions nobody fucking asked to look cool & edgy" thread.
Fag
>>693128386
Nothing gave her the right to piss in a public fucking space with her tits hanging out, if he would've called the fucking police he would've just watched her walk away while he sits there waiting for the cops to show you you sjw cuck
>>693130221
Kek'd hard.
>>693129930
proof?
>>693123878
Normally wouldn't root for a guy shooting up a bunch of people but damn dude he was going in !
>>693129812
God damn his stream is like a fucking lawn sprinkler
>>693128921
I officially have zero faith in humanity..holy fucking shit..
>>693130029
WHERE WHERE IS YOUR FACE YOU FUCKIN SUMMER FAGGOT
>>693128789
Why he killed him ?
>>693128236
>not posting the best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leMPn6SsUlg
>>693126365
You keep fucking it up
>Damn nature, you scary!
>>693130476
>summer
>not knowing mfw i have no face
>>693130177
Oh okay, well my apologies then, ill read up on them
>>693130496
The retard stole the gun from a mafioso. He demanded money to return it to him. You can imagine the rest
>>693126597
>army
>faggots
what are you confused about?
>>693130221
Holy fucking shit this is the god damn top kek, way to go anon
>>693126668
Brings a sweater to a gunfight.gif
>>693125987
Where I can buy one of those turtles??
>>693128789
>kid knows what he's doing
His life was already rekt
>>693130177
Yes they are you mongol
>>693128921
>stupid fucking chinks
really? you don't know why?
>>693130327
Stop commenting, just go somewhere else if you dont understand or dont enjoy anything here, why be here if youre not enjoying it?
Faggotqueerniggerdickcheeseeatingcunt
>>693129148
Fucking stonewall Jackson!
Barely flinched with all that hair being brutally yanked out
>>693130431
Holy shit there's so much hair on the ground
>>693127806
Assault is a greater offense than public indecency or indecent exposure
Enjoy your hypothetical vengeance while you can. If it were reality you'd go straight to jail without passing go
>bu-but she was being gross officer
>>693130532
Only one I had
>>693129776
>tower
>>693130346
Did he survive ?
>>693129148
>hur durr
>corn
>hur dur
>hair getting ripped out
>keep on that drill trigger
>hair ripped from scalp
>chink too stupid to feel pain
>goes in for the closeup shot, fascinate that there has been a change in her appearance
Goddamn chinks are stupid
>>693127949
Who says it was quick? Theres an obvious cut
>>693128921
I feel violated
>>693131110
get
>>693130429
Yeah that nigger totally doesn't deserve a criminal sentence or death by hanging
>>693128386
>still he had no right to assault her. That's what the cops are for, at least in advanced civilizations.
kek
>>693127949
>trust me, i'm an expert, i play videogames
kys fam
>>693131035
He dieded
>>693125046
gtfo and go back to fagbook
>>693125335
That's what you get niggah
>>693128333
trips of death
at least for this guy
damn you got knocked the fuck out
>>693131036
kek that last green text line
>>693130358
Boo hoo
you're the fucking sjw here pretending like you'd be a fucking vigilante warriors cleaning the streets of piss
>>693123381
>he's still trying to steer while halfway out the window
what a hero
>>693128110
Uhh.. What? I drink milk with my meal pretty often. So you wait till you're done eating to finally wash it all down with a drink? And you think that's not weird as fuck?
>>693130784
Google snapper turtle
>>693127949
He's not dead, look at him writhe on the ground probably in pain.
>>693126931
Guarantee the driver who stopped to not hit the bird was a woman. The one who tried to squeeze around was a man, as he's the only one we see. And the one who slammed into the first car was most likely also a woman.
>>693124582
Whenever I see videos like this I'm always like "I wonder what he thought was gonna happen"
>>693125467
That doesn't harm them you vegan faggot
>>693124394
Well. He showed THAT coffee.
Fucking niggers.
>>693131474
god damn animals
>>693126931
was it a Svidgeon??
>>693124582
Assassin's Crunch.
>>693128789
>>693130496
>>693130221
You retards, go serarch for "Seu Buceta"
he is alive
>>693124394
>ooga booga
niggers
>>693127271
One word: China
>>693124811
>satisfying
>>693124515
The fuuuuck is that? Pus?!
>>693126239
>>693131503
"dude i'll get so many youtube views for this"
>5 year coma
>>693130243
femanon or gay?
>>693130033
>amirite?
fuck off already
>>693130805
thats a somersault not a barrel roll
>>693131541
It does harm them by the strict definition. What you mean is that they dont feel any pain.
>>693130551
I remember this, why does anyone think it's a good idea to visit countries like that and go off on your own.
>Anon, you can't be scared of life or you will never see the world.
>>693128730
unfunny faggot
>>693125987
It doesn't hurt the animal you vegan fagget
>>693130878
>projecting like fuck
I enjoy this thread, it's the wannabe tryhards like you and your posts that are cancering it all up.
>>693128386
fucking cunt,she deserved that,assault my ass! a kick in her stupid ignorant face would have been the better answer.
>>693124828
>The fucking hat
>>693127271
Circumcision is an extremely difficult operation, goyim typically make this mistake.
>>693128236
The fat kid got in trouble. I 100% guarantee it.
>>693132115
Fuck that. That used to be true before the internet but why would I go and risk getting murdered in some shitty country just for 'the experience' when the Internet exists
>>693122339
perfect form 10/10
>>693125873
Which one is eating which? Looks like the mantis is being eaten at the end, but I'm rather drunk.
Thank you, Vijnay.
>>693124943
Story on this?
>>693132336
>living the dream.jpg
>>693128396
what is it?
Can anyone make this into a webm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE
Its the brick video
>>693130551
story?
>>693129930
>>693130413
Yea, no one died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZR6HK9xEVw
>>693129818
now you just need to write in caps and you passed your tumblr-test :))))
>>693132359
KEK
>>693124515
>>693131474
Nigga on some crazy ass shit
>>693128727
The audio is funny. Cops are like "Fuck... Fuck... Nobody checked him?"
