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god is real
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God is dead
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>>693081888
Nice
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>>693081786
>>693081888
>6
>8
accept him as your Messiah.
plebs.
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I'm getting laid this week
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>>693081888
thanks kek
you are clearly the only god
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>>693081786
old
>>693081888
oh shit
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no
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There is no consiousness
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the santa at my local mall that i saw when i was 6 was a rapist
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Im gay
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>>693082173
he's gay
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Odin is our true god
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>>693081786
cant stump the trump
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Donald Trump is our next president
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>>693081786
god is not real
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I'm God
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>>693082173
you're gay
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The moon landing was a hoax
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I wish I had a big penis
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>>693082173
Go fap to a trap, because you're gay
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>>693082173
>>693082220
straight fag confirmed
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satan is hidding behind of God concept
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>>693081888
Trips make it true
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i am a reincarnation of Hitler. i have all of his memories.
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>>693082347
Traps are not gay
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I am moot
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>>693081786
OP is as gay as
>>693082173
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>>693082402
Traps are gay you queer
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I can just imagine OP right now.
Gut wedged between his desk and his broken rolling chair, that's been missing a couple wheels for 3 years. Cheeto's powder permanently layered onto his keyboard like sedimentary rock. A 1/3 bottle of Jergens next to a pile of empty tissue boxes while OP is wearing his snot covered AC/DC shirt with orange hand prints. Sitting on his broken chair with its cracked fake leather cushion, in his 2 week old shit and taint stained underwear. he's just sitting there pointing and laughing at his filthy monitor with MLP stickers on the sides. His inhaler in hand as his slowly rotting teeth dive into yet another hot pocket his mother brought him.
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Trump will win
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>>693082364
this guy is truthful in his nature. his posts are true
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>>693082402
yes they are faggot
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The Holocaust
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you will never get the succ
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all replies before were lie.
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/b/ has always been shit
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>>693082442
i can't imagine what this guy is doing 4 in the morning posting copypasta
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Stephen Hawking isn't really crippled. He is just faking it.
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My cock is pure gold !
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Furries are the future of humanity
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Islam is a religion of terror
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>>693081786
She loves me the way I love her
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I liek eggs
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>>693082490
Not gay confirmed
>>693082550
Yes you can
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I won't die alone
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Hitler is alive
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Hitler isn't dead. He's been frozen for decades until we bring him back to life to cleanse the human race.
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>>693082487
Fucking liar
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my child is going to be in multiple fandoms and will make me cringe regrettably and make me divorce my wife
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>>693082670
It hurts to live
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Gettin a blowjob in a few days
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>>693082670
ay lmao
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>>693082670
Kek
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the only way to save this world is thru a nigger holocaust
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>>693082760
OOH
>>693082670
BOMBS
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rap is the best music
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I'm God
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tfw no trap gf
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black lives matter
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>>693082760
LOL, blue balls for you good sir.
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hitler did 9/11
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My waifu is real
(this is mi last hope)
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The jews shall inherit the earth, cleansing it of all gentiles
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someone will post cp and 404 the thread
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>>693082550
Not copy pasta OC...
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OP is a faggot
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There is time to make it up!
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>>693082670
Maybe she loves you more than you love her, anon. Don't lose hope
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you all believe in god whether you wish to or not. he is with all of us
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Trump will get killed this year
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>>693081786
millhouse is a meme now
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trump will become president
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>>693082940
damn
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>>693081786
There is a reason to live
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>>693082995
this statement was indirect divine intervention
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>>693082978
She's probably not even aware of his existence
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Brexit was mistake
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I CANT LIE
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>>693083010
>never
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I'm going to destroy umanity as you know it
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>>693082995
this statement is how all 4chan users actually feel
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>>693083010
IT HAS BEEN SETTLED. MILLHOUSE IS NOT, AND WILL NEVER BE A MEME.
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>>693082440
>>693082490
traps are not gay confirmed
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Donald Trump will rule america
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The United States really is the greatest country
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0 = 7
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Niggers are dumb
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>>693083157
Absolutely confirmed
I live in peace.
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222
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Hillary will get shot
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>>693081786
Op is a fag
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>>693081786
real memes never die
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>>693082851
Get fucked, stupid uncultured nigger.
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traps are still gay
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easy trips
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jews will dominate the world
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everyone in this thread is a nigger
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If you read this you'll lose your virginity within a week.
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>>693081786
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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mirrors are not real
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I will die tomorrow
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I'm getting laid tomorrow
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>>693081786
She loves me the way I love her
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>>693083157
fucking kek
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7 is an absolute truth.
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OP is a faggot
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>>693083331
But you fucked it up, and almost got quads, but fucked that up too. You waste of life.
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traps arent gay
rape is ok
womens rights is a meme
niggers and mudslimes are a work of fiction
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all people in this thread will in some way live to see the second coming of christ
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>>693083397
dunzo
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I'm Jesus.
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>>693083397
Good night, sweet prince.
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I'm a loser.
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niggers are worse than illegals
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mlp is NOT gay
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niggers are sub-human
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Donald trump will be president, Ben Carson will be his VP, hilliary Clinton will be tried for her crimes.
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>>693083407
Gonna fap to some feminine penis right now.
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Op loves the cock
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7s are lies
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>>693083477
you are gay
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gun control is designed by the jews to trick us into being defenseless
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>>693083369
>lose your virginity
>everyone on /b/ is virgin
ok
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every male that calls himself straight is a sissy
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>>693081786
Ị̛ ̖̣̼̪̮AM ̠͈̭͞G̰̬̹O̷̠̱̥̗D̖̭͜
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>>693083477
Doubles 7's... it's going to be hard to prove this wrong
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>>693083397
rip
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1 AND 0 = 1
1 OR 0 = 0
1 XOR 0 = 0
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I'm not single
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>>693081992
nope - not 7 newfag
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>>693083477
And what did you expect? gay=/=bisexual
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>>693083397
bb anon
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>>693083477
lmao
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This is an absolute lie
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h
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>>693082347
truth
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>>693083667
Confirmed truth
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>>693083650
OH MY GOD WHAT DO WE FUCKING DO
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>>693083667
But we already concluded that traps are not gay!
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>>693083644
this is now a dubs thread
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Shes not using me for money
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none of the tumblr genders exist
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>>693083650
Oh fuck
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>>693081786
Bush did 9/11
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>>693083650
0's are lies...
>this is an absolute lie
....
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I'm a jew.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>693082550
>Amerifag confirmed
It's 9am in the UK, and there are other time zones in the US anyway, faggot
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moot is dead
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>>693083746
if you have to question it she is
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>>693082422

Faggots Everywhere

Traps are gay and you are gay
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Anime was a mistake
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>>693083830
doubt
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>>693083830
Plot twist: you're a nigger
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0-4 are sorta lies 5-7 are sorta truth, rest is undecided
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>>693083897
It has been written
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holocaust did not happen
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>>693083830
You're a dirty lying jew.
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>>693083897
OH SHIT HERE COMES THE DEFENSE FORCE!
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I am not the devil
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If you cut off your nipples, your dick will grow of 15 cm
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>>693083477
He's right, it's not. It's a fine show for little girls to watch. Old men who watch it, however, ARE most certainly gay.
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>>693083897
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God is never exist
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Harambe's death was an accident
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It's not too late, I still have a chance
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I hear planes outside.
Russia started bombing Europe.
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black > white
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Star Wars is absolute garbage
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This post ends in 5
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If you shot the president, you'll become the president
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Hitler was a jew
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What about posts ending with 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9?
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I like shaved pussies
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>>693084072
white > black
also gtfo jew shill
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>>693081786
If the image is true then the image is false....
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All dubs are also truths. All trips make a rule. Quads summons Trump. Quints destroys a Trump.
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the end is near
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>>693084111
czech
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hitler did nothing wrong
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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If I go outside for a cigarette I won't run into any drunks
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/b/ will be closed forever
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>>693083650

Aaaand "boom" goes the universe.
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You are in a dream, you must die to exit, but if you die naturaly, you will die in the real life
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Q is not a letter
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>>693084090
Now apologize you little fuck
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>>693084221
kek
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>>693081786
I am handsome
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Trump will make America great again.
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>>693084193
>>693084221
Almost
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0 = 1
1 = 0
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Trump will become the president
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>>693083090
Well, since it's not never, maybe someday?
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>>693084270
Roasted
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>>693083180
Nice try
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>>693084270
Ugo confirmed
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if blacks are so bad, why did Hitler kill the jews?
>blacks are better
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>>693084270
haha ugly fag
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>>693081786
Am i passing my finance exam today?
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I am autistic
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The 4th Reich is coming soon
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Trump will send Hillary to prison when he is elected.
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>>693082725
no u
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>>693084270
Too late now Anon, the numbers have spoken
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You make a girl pregnant only by hitting her face until she's full of blood
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Niggers were invented by jews to destroy white race because asians paid them..
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my dick is 14 inch long
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>>693083897

Even with out the 7 this is true
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>>693084400
How the fuck can you be 2x wrong
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trump will make america great again
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>>693084397
>"am I passing finance exam?"
>7
>true
>"Am I passing my finance exam?" is now a true statement, that is a question.
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my dick is 20 inches long, it just is invisible to normal people. But to the chosen one its 20 inches.
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>>693084444
i trust your quads made of 4
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I am gay
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me <- money
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>>693084444
no but nice quads
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>>693083397
You did this to yourself. God speed you retarded bastard
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>>693084547
top kek
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There will one day be a high quality Hentia comic of this, minimum of 30 pages
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>>693084444
>I bore witness
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>>693084450
You are lying
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OP is a faggot
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>>693084557
ayy rekt
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FUCK YOU BITCH
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>>693084509
Does that mean I'm right?
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I like your ass
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tomorrow is the end of the world
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>>693084527
Magic dick
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>>693083650
He's lying that it's a lie, has to be
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I have aids
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Hilary will save america
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Niggers are a jew inventions to destroy other religions society
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>>693084017
NICE
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>>693084678
It's today, bitch. Get your dates right.
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The world rests on the back of a giant turtle
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>>693084673
I'll say yes.
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niggers are the chosen ones
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>>693084665
I FUCKED UR MUM M8
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>>693082347
Welp you are speaking the truth
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>>693084547
Well, that's one way of coming out
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My dick makes bitches cum
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im going to kill myself tonight
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gOD doesnt real
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everyone in this thread is female
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>>693084767
to visit gas chamber
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I managed to control the reality
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>>693084767
yes they are
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>>693084767
You could have fucking kept your fucking mouth shut you fucking cuck
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Hitler is still alive in donal trump
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>>693081786
There is no god

H a
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>>693084767
For what? Slaughter?
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If you eat 3 kg of apples per day you will never die
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I'm gon fuck the chick i'm skyping
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I'm pedo
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>>693081786
Nothing is real. You are all in my imagination.
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>>693084877
Oh shit
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>>693084877
You saved us
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world is going to end in 2020
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this statement is false
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>>693084850
He's living in Clinton.
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Gender doesn't exist
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>>693084877
double yes
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Doctors are demons from hell, the antidote to stopping them is an apple a day.
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>>693084877
Double sevens confirm
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I won't get trips
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>>693084877
And on that day, anon saved us from the niggers
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>>693084887
let's start
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i'm the best
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millhouse is a meme
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I will get dubs
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>>693081786
I have a small penis
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>>693085051
cause you're a pucciboi
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everyone who posts below this is banned from 4chan
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>>693084775
WAS IT GOOD?
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God is real and he will smite all of you heathens within the hour.
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>>693084887
underrated
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This post ends in 0
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5s are the new 0s
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niggers lives matter
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Trump wins.
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>>693085092
Still true...
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Fuck niggers
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oh shit waddup
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>>693085130
kool stori m9
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Zombies aren't a thing. they are actually called ganados
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Its sleepy time.
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>>693085120
no
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>>693081786
God is gay
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I am the edgiest edge lord
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>>693085170
He wins
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Life is nothing but a simulation!
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New ghostbusters are better that orginal.
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NEO is NOT the one. Agent Smith is actually the one.

>THE ORACLE created Smith
>Told everyone that NEO is the one
>Allowed agent smith to grow out of control to the point where the machines needed to make the pact with neo to end the war.
>in the end when smith copies neo, he unwittingly uploads himself into the source because that's where neo is jacked in.
>smith returns to the source and the matrix is complete and able to Reload all over again ending the war
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>>693085170
Gary Johnson instead wins and ushers in the beginning of the time know as "The 300 year period of peace and prosperity"
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zelda u will be good
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>>693085242
No, you're just regular 12 year old summerfag
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>>693085089
le millhouse ain't no meme

le millhouse ain't no meme be a meme tho, you feel me?

your oldfaggotry got me dabbing
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Today girls will go around naked and will fuck everything they see, even the fat, the young, and the old one
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Trump will die in december of 2017
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>>693085277
You must die for you dubs of truth, fucker!
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nignogs should be sent back to africa
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>>693085277
The word better is now synomous with the word worse.
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>>693085170
He wins
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Jesus is a fag
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ted cruz = zodiac killer
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>>693085130
Fuckin rekt m8
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US will go to hell with new president
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She loves me the way I love her
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>>693085317
ayy lmao
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Jesus had a feminine penis
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This is actually love
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God loves get fucked by shemales
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>>693084887
Starting now
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dat boi is still a funny meme
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love is fake
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>>693085467
So that's why he was such a fag.
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>>693085170
He wins, and America prospers.
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>>693085440
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCYdf4g7jBY
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>>693085467
I have the IQ of a Rocket Scientist. Also, you can smell the number yellow
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ted cruz will kill trump in september, 2017.
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This is a trump thread
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I will go to Mars someday.
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>>693085595
This is soon to die thread m9
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The Clintons die
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obama is an alien
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If God were here I could kick his ass
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Drinking bleach is good for you body
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I am gay.
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If Satan were here, we'd all be happier.
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All of the posts in this thread are true.
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the thread is ded
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>>693085702
See other posts. God is ded.
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I am going to get laid ONE DAY
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alex is a stupid nigger
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All 0s and 7s are reversed
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All of the posts in this thread are lies.
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I will go travel into space in my lifetime.
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>>693084877
Thanks anon
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>>693085760
it will be ded >>693085667
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I am your savior
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>>693085807
Congratulations
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>>693085760
Lying faggot


Trump will die tomorrow
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>>693085840
No, I AM!
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I'm hitting the lotto today
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Trump will withdraw last minute claiming social experiment
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Dubs don't existence
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Putin is a raging faggot who fucks his own daighter when drunk.
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I will see Rachel Johnson naked.
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4Chan is not cancer
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Blow Jobs are best gift
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>>693085986
She wil lsee you naked. And laugh at your mikrobenis
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This is not a winning number
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I am part of a greater tragedy. All my wishes will come true yet it will be the cause of my destruction.
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>>693086087
shit
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>>693085986
You will.see her father naked
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