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>>693081303
first
First for 16
>>693081303
1 6
6
FROM THE THREAD!
>>693081303
Reposting for OP:
Get her really horny, and then go full 1488.
>She's about to cum.
>Lean into her ear.
>"Jews are a cancer that must be removed."
>Her orgasms will forever be associated with killing kikes.
>>79804459
Context for /b/ fags
>>693081561
rolling dubs for this check them
>>693081303
OP, go to /r9k/. The thread will live longer.
say you're a big guy
tell her that she doesnt get to bring friends
>>693081618
Did I do it wrong?
>>693081303
GOOD STUFF KEEP IT UP
>>693081681
>>693081618
lmao just link properly
>>>/pol/79804459
>>>/pol/79804459
HERE TO HELP AGAIN
>>693081719
You need to put /pol/ first.
>>693081561
Thanks I saw
>>>/pol/693081618
Daily reminder she's 16
>>693081790
>DD cup on a 16 yr. old
She must be fit for her age.
>>693081790
Keep it OP, ease into it.
GIVE
HER
THE
CORN
YOU
CUCK
>>693081885
Daily reminder that's the age of consent in their state
>>693081885
Your point? That's a plus if anything tbphwy.
>>693081790
>double dd
we were right OP
she's fat as hell, using camera angle trickery
>>693081925
>ease into it.
He's already there lol
>>693081902
tell her to show feet
You better have gas in your car OP
>>693081960
THISSSSS
>>693081790
>super intelligent
/pol/'s autism has finally been vindicated
>>693081902
She was horny as fuck the whole time.
C O R N
E M O J I
>>693082054
She calls herself a far-leftie, and then can't explain why.
She'd find the faggots on r3ddit to be smart too I bet.
>>693082049
What if she's an FBI bot lmao
I just realized I haven't been on /b/ in years.
>>693082049
Get nudes faggot
>>693082185
Fingers crossed niggas
>>693081790
Aks pics
Corn or GTFO
>>693082228
Don't do this OP unless you want to break federal law
>>693082198
No one goes on /b/ past their first year or two of 4chan. It's like the developmental league
>>693082054
She's not intelligent herself. She's just an average Normie who doesn't think to deeply or care about anything. Probably from the Dude Weed crowd.
>>693082228
He's already a crook and doesn't want to get v&.
YOU FUCKING NORMIE A HATE YOU AHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH ME
>>693082049
Did someone say underage?
>>693082198
I generally avoid it my fellow /pol/lack, but this thread was juicy with autism.
>>693082198
Fucking this. As soon as I clicked the link, "Oh God, what am I doing back here?"
C O R N
>guy on /pol/ chats with girl about why they hate trump
>girl is always a bernie supporter
>always underage
This is the third time I've seen this happen
>always horny as hell for the Trump dick
hourly reminder that OP lives in Maine and 16 is age of consent there you fbi tipping retards
>>693082315
I never started on /b/. My first board was /x/.
>>693082228
He actually is on probation right now or something like that.
>>693082329
Oh yeah OP revealed they're already a degenerate on probation lmao
>>693082480
I lurked on /b/ but never posted on their for my first year. Then /pol/ and /r9k/ became my homes.
>>693082460
Daily reminder that 18 is the cut off for digital sexual content. Age of consent state to state doesn't matter, as soon as a picture is sent its a crime.
>>693082264
Is there a date for when this is happening??
>>693082480
/b/ and /v/ tend to garner the most newfag traffic though
>>693082569
Probably for weed.
Tell us OP, was it weed?
C
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>>693082612
That's why I'm not asking for pics anon
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>>693082612
Good thing there are no pictures then, dipshit
I started with encyclopedia dramatica
I loved the tales of mischievous oldfags and lolcows
>>693082717
Ask her for a bra pic
>>693082717
I know you aren't OP just educating these faggots
>>693082640
I was a getaway driver for a few house robberies
>>693082640
It was for accidentally harming someone with a katana.
ask for a full body pic clothed
>2016
>not sending corn emoji
ISHYGDDT
>>693082785
YES DO THIS OP.
>>693082761
the flashing rainbow hack on that epileptic support site is legend.
>>693082790
>I drive
>>693082785
She said it was too dark, she's typing up a message now
>>693082640
DUDE
>>693082849
IT'S NOT, ILLEGAL
>>693082640
Got done for statutory with a 15 year old
>>693082881
That's cool, just keep us posted.
>>693082881
Ask for something legal like her in a bikini.
Just post your dick,unless you lied about the size,and you will get tits
16? Well, cya OP.
>>693083023
I keked out loud
CORN
>>693082985
>Got done for statutory with a 15 year old
FUCKING KEK LMFAO
OP IS A CRADDLE ROBBING DEGENERATE PEDO CONFIRMED
GOING TO BED IN 5
>>693083098
Is 16 legal in his country cuck boi?
>>693083142
>banana
>not corn
fucking kill yourself already
>>693083098
>Santa Claus Cuck porn
Well that's new.
>>693083142
>banana emoji
lmao
you just showed her you have a small dick by not using the eggplant
>>693083142
He's cutting stuff out because he got nudes. Great laff
>>693082264
cringe
>>693083225
;) corn fags BTFO
>>693083142
THAT'S NOT CORN YOU DUMB FUCK ! NOW SHE'LL NEVER FUCK YOU
>>693083142
>A FUCKING BANNANA
>>693083167
Half 4chan watches cp.
You should become an anti pedophile vigilanty or something and shoot some child molesters then you'd be like the other half of 4chan
>>693083142
>banana
Are you the fucking Amazing Atheist? Use corn.
>>693083142
WE GOT CORN BOYS.
>>693083344
This bitch is fucking boring, when will she get to the bdsm
This dumb ass send a BANANA lol
Just post the entire thing stop leaving shit out. It's rather frustrating, cheers lad.
In b4 EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>693083529
Take over the dirty talk. Say you make her wear a collar. Post reaction, no matter how grim.
>>693083529
Say you like BDSM. Say you want to meet her and watch "Ilse, she wolf of the SS" or "Salo, 100 Days of Sodom" together.
>>693083581
pretty sure it's happening live. Idk tho, wasn't in the previous threads.
>>693083581
Think he got nudes or something incriminating?
>>693083490
Scratch that's a fucking banana.
Fuck OP.
>>693083529
Fuck, OP, just go and fuck her. No nudes for us because >16 so go get your dick wet
14 is a reasonable age of consent
>>693083529
No girl likes the rubbing of a dick on outside. Lauren is starting to sound like Lawrence.
Damn it, what you gonna do when she realizes that your cock is small? Get the pictures and run!
>>693083581
He got titty pics. He's winning.
>>693083676
It's live. I was there
ASK HER IF SHE EATS ASS
>>693083647
This.
>>693083684
More than likely
>>693083647
Give me a well crafted piece of art to copy and paste not too extreme and I'll post it, if extreme and dubs I'll send it to her anyway
>>693083676
Some 16 yo (legal in his state), he was redpilling her on trump, but then fell in love with her
>>693083529
She is a good descrivere. Try you to say something dirty and what u would do
>>693083706
Mohamed GTFO
Send the pictures dude... The banana tho :v
>>693083813
lmao, they're in the same state as me
>>693083806
As you poot on my doot I shloop to ur woop
>>693083529
Banana emoji anon
Tell her you wanna shave her head bald and punch her face in while you cum.
>>693083529
7 inch dick? That's her fantasy... Jesus.
>>693083709
Bait or virgin
>>693083861
9 actually for Mohammed
>>693083709
Mine does...
>>693083806
don't forget we want a bra pic she's probably hiding her rolls of fat
>>693083813
redpilling on trump ..for or against
>>693083529
OP you've been showing us a lot about this bitch.. Let's see YOUR tinder profile :)
>>693083806
Didn't get any pics, just skipped over a cringey part where I asked her to send me SFW pics to tease me (give to you) and she said she didn't have any
>>693083529
>rub your tip up and down my pussy making me want you to stick it in even more
That's actually really hot tbh
Also, OP at least sound enthusiastic, don't make her do all the work or she'll lose interest.
>>693084033
OP tell her what you'll do to her, she won't drone one forever.
Man... Send that bitch to sleep, she´s boring
>>693083998
He was for Trump and she was against. She didn't even want to talk about politics. She was wanting sex and not paying attention.
>>693084003
Maybe when she goes to bed?
>>693081303
This reminds me of stuff that's happened to me before, but... not for a while. I really need to get laid.
>sigh
>>693084033
This is why she has no pictures for you.
>>693083647
>>693084033
Take it OP. Take it and run with it.
>>693084033
Reply to her, then show us your tinder profile!!!
>>693084224
>what is Tinder
>>693084033
bs, you fucking cunt. share them, you nigger
>>693084151
trump is the only way to if you want to save your country (German)
I bet this shit is super hot to her. She's puttin a nigga to sleep tbh
>>693083861
it's standard in europe, 15-25% have sex before 15 anyway
setting it much higher is just deluding yourself
>>693084054
Its hard to when its this vanilla
OP just ask for pictures of her bra and panties. It's a fetish of mine. Or for pictures of her dirty clothes.
>>693084033
She doesn't have any because she's a guy.
>>693084033
Ask for a nice bikini pic.
>>693084274
Nah nigga she only had face pics on her tinder profile that's why everyone was laffin in the last thread
>>693084033
Tell her you'll whisper "Make America Great Again" in her ear as you nut deep inside her
>>693084247
Hasn't read it yet this might be the end
>>693084489
tell her to send nudes
This is the person OP is really talking to. He's also a female blood elf paladin level 80 in World of warcraft
>>693084489
Nah she's just on tumblr brainstorming with her other tumblrina friends on what to say next
>>693084489
PROFILE
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>>693084489
You send pics first. That might encourage her.
>>693084489
Wow you put that bitch to sleep. Boring text game my dude. This is why you gotta send the
C O R N
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>>693084447
THIS
>>693084033
Ask her what she thinks of roleplay and BDSM. Ask her if she likes kinky stuff.
>>693084661
To call the police
>>693084489
Say some smart stuff as well to show her you're still also intelligent. Then go deeper with the erotic shit.
>>693084661
Just ask for bra and panty pics. Ease her into it. Like pics of JUST the article of clothing
>>693084571
Lel no.
Ask her if she spits or swallows
>>693084571
Not even level 100... What a noob....
>>693084743
LMAOOOO
>>693084743
kek
>>693084777
Ubermensch
>>693084489
She's probably busy taking a pic for you, bro. Get ready y'all, it's coming.
Why your face looks so... idk stupid
>>693084872
Pretty sure she asleep bros
>>693084777
You have the Milo haircut.
>>693084908
She's probably trying to get the angle and lighting done correctly to not show so much fat. Just wait OP.
>>693084777
Which one.
>>693084908
Pls Lord Kek, let me see some real titties tonight.
Post your dick you moron. And then she will send nudes if you ask her.
>>693084779
Okay, that proves she probably isn't fat. But it does mean her """double Ds""" are about as real as your """7in""" dick
>>693085046
The retarded ugly looking one
>>693085017
>6'3"
>Barely 2 meters
MANLET
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E
T
>>693085053
Go watch porn cuck
>>693085087
Oh she's pretty fat
>>693085087
That does not prove she isn't fat. I speak from experience.
>>693085158
>how to unrape sister
>>693085158
>those tabs
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!
>>693085213
OH SHIT
A B O R T
B
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R
T
>>693085213
>Lauren, 18
>I'm actually 16
Wut?
>>693085158
I rate your tabs 7/10, not enough "How to take screenshot?"
>>693085087
What the fuck is the appeal with big tiddies. I just don't see it, they're just lumps of meat and fat on a woman's chest.
>>693085213
>fat
>underage
>liberal
It checks out
>>693085293
It's the secret art of /b, only professional oldfags know it.
>>693085213
THICC
>>693085315
It's a meme you dip.
>>693085213
>OP cybered with a tubby tumblrite bernout for 3 hours
>>693085213
Oh for fuck sake
>>693085213
I bet her crotch smells like old milk and vinegar.
>>693085371
found the faggot
>>693085213
wew lad
>>693085158
>how to unrape sister
>lost
Every fucken time!!
She's playing you OP. It's time to spam her chat with memes until she comes back
>>693085213
>loves sports
>whale
>>693085213
um guys? Reminder that OP definitely saw this, then continued to pursue to whale for hours, then decided to show us. Nigga tryin to act out Moby Dick what the fuck
>>693085558
OP either has to visit her or get pics or she is definitely playing him.
>>693085565
Cetaceans have large brains. Maybe she plays chess?
>>693085213
OH shit its a porker
ABORT
B
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R
T
>>693085213
New target?
>that fucking camera trickery that makes her look hot in the other pictures
how do they do it?
>>693085659
It bet she'd love to play with your mom
>>693085753
Definitely. She's 18 and you can get pics. Dump fatass and move on.
>>693085753
ITS JUST A FACE PIC DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP TWICE OP
>>693085753
Not sure. Makeup is a little too heavy. I have to ask:
>Are you OP?
>Can you 1488 this one?
And of course:
>Is it a fucking whale?
>>693085753
At least we don't have to worry about her age. Also OP if you're into big girls just be truthful nigga. ain't nothing wrong with liking em T H I C C my dude
>>693085852
Hopefully she responds
>>693085936
Other than the smell
>>693085936
That high test though
>>693085753
Much better
>>693085920
Yeah OP redpill her ass and then ask her to send you a pic of dat ass
>>693085753
>"Oops I'm white"
What did she mean by this?
>>693085920
Lol o forgot b doesn't have ids
>>693085753
I read CNA as CIA
>>693086075
>Oops! Mom kept spilling all the nigger cum out of her Sar Lacc of a vagina ;;3
>>693083709
yes they do, maybe your boyfriend does not like you to tickle his asshole with your dick, faggot
>>693086169
I read it as Dr. Pavel.
>>693085345
Wants to fuck older guys, or doesnt want to end up on school mates tinders
>>693085123
6'3 is not even close to 2m
OP please, rob more cradles. I'm bored.
>>693086432
I'm American. Anything from 5'11" to 7' is 2 fucking meters.
>>693085753
show the body pics
>>693085967
Is there a way to tell if she's awake? It's 5 AM.
>>693086588
Go to her house and check.
>>693086500
No one else is responding ;-!
>>693086588
They got rid of the activity notifications like fags so I don't think so.
>>693085753
OP post more pics from her profile bro quit holding out my dude
Found another one of her.
>>693085766
It's ez. I do it on omegle all the time so chicks think im hot and show me their tits
>>693085213
>16
This thread became shit real quick
>>693086558
Except 2m is basketball tall everywhere in the world and 6'3 is just tall.
>>693086646
I live in Northern Saskatchewan. I'm not driving all the way to Maine.
>>693086760
Gross imo
>>693086891
Do it.
>>693086951
Better than the last one.
OP, can I be your friend? I'm lonely.
>>693086951
>wears flip flops
Fucking dropped
>>693086951
That's a man, baby.
underage? reported.
>>693086075
it means she feels guilty for being white, just like all the feminists LGBT cancer people.
never stick your dick into a regressive left chick.
>>693085213
>>693086951
Moral of the story
>every bernie 'chick'
>>693087294
2/10
You're trying way too hard. Just terrible.
>>693087294
those tabs
>>693087291
Not perfect but certainly no landwhale atleast.
>>693086870
>9gag
>how to screenshot
OP, since it was a bust, can you at least post the original Bernie chick's kik username so we can have our fun? There has to be some sort of climax to all this.
>>693087692
She fell asleep. OP still there? New thread tomorrow? If you post a new thread tomorrow where would you post it under? /pol/ or /b/?
>>693087692
Bamp cuz dis.
>>693087529
Not sure if newfag, or bait
>>693087943
Probably pol
>>693088101
Or I mean new thread later today*. You know what I meant lol
>>693087504
new af
>>693082049
you know your cock aint much when a girl says she KNOWS she can deep throat you
girls are supposed to say ''i don't know daddy, it's so big'', ''I don't think I can daddy, it's too big''
>>693083529
>7 inch dick
KEK
whats this girls kik?
I want to send her my 8.5 incher
>>693088511
pics or it didn't happen
>>693088369
she knows cuz she handle us blacks well fuckboi
>>693088511
KEK this guy only has a 8.5 incher
what's ur moms kik i'll send her my 10 incher
>>693088314
Nigga based on his selection of tabs tabs he knew af. Bet I've been here longer than you.
>>693081303
This is illegal, OP. You're going to be arrested, or maybe worse, banned from 4chan for illegal conduct.
>>693089123
>10 inches
Lel fucking micropenis. This bitch needs a taste of my 12.5 inch staff of cum
>>693089527
>12.5 inches
Fucking kid, you want to see my 12.7 inches huge cock?
>>693089709
Fucking child
12.7 in? my 12.8 inch snake shows the bitches who really wears the pants
>>693090303
You should've seen my wife's cock. It's 13 inches and it's the biggest pleasure I have in my soon - ending life.
>>693090577
Is your wife a male horse?
>>693090737
She identifies as your mother, you fucking cunt.
>>693087616
>being this new
>>693091333
So you were born of beastiality.
>>693087371
what if you're black? would it be okay to give?
