Celeb you would most like to fuck
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Celeb you would most like to fuck
>>693080111
Fuck! Another site by a fucking moron 12 year old. Fuck off, shit for brains.
>>693080655
Wut
I would.
Emma Roberts most definitely she is a goddess.
>>693080111
Ur mom
Selena
>>693084185
>>693084893
>>693084841
looks like fucking michael
>>693084924
>>693084951
Demi
>>693086420
>>693086451
>>693086517
>>693084185
>>693086638
Her.
>>693086674
>>693086718
>>693080111
The German chick from downfall. She is so fucking gorgeous yet I can't explain why
>>693086754
>>693086873
I find her music repulsive but fuck she is hot
>>693080111
Ketty Perry is average looking.
virginfag
>>693087047
>>693086937
>10 stories tall
>average
pick one
>>693086936
her booty is 100/10
>>693086707
Ygritte!
>>693082084
Yep. Any great pics around?
Effects of fapping too much
>>693087316
Her booty makes up for the shitty music
>>693087523
>effects when peanutbutter
>>693086936
yeah i have no idea why but she is so damn hot!
I would do literally anything for her
>>693087727
14 year old detected
>>693087527
>dat canadian qt 3.14 next door
>>693087846
Judgemental asshole detected.
>>693088071
oh fuck yes. it should be illegal to be as hot as this chick
>>693088183
my nigga
>>693088399
>>693087727
>I would do literally anything for her
>>693088147
i'll judge anyone i want to. i didn't grow up in the era of "you're not allowed to judge anyone" propaganda bullshit. anyone that says
>I would do literally anything for her
for a woman is one dumb motherfucker. judgement made.
Perfect tits
>>693087377
checked
>>693088614
You are not wrong
Sufjan Stevens.
>>693080111
I don't really get the urge to crank one out to the image of her, but I would like to see her take one up the ass before I die.
I don't mean slow and easy either.
Fast dry with plenty of crying and bleeding and jazz leaking from her asswhole.
>>693088913
>jazz leaking from her ass
i too would love to hear her ass play some John Coltrane
>>693089012
I was thinking more like Thelonious Monk.
>>693088913
>jazz leaking from her asswhole
this could be the start of a whole new relationshit
>>693087313
Kek
>>693089153
>Thelonious Monk.
don't make the break out the Hamlet quotes
>>693089153
how about we settle on Weather Report?
>>693089404
take 5
>>693089477
take 5 in her ass
>>693089375
>>693089404
Cannonball Adderly it is then!
Charlie Sheen.
>>693089615
i don't think 5 could fit, maybe 3?
>>693086707
2spooky3me
>>693089615
OK, but it's gotta be five coal black 10" nigger dicks balls deep in that big ass. deal?
This version of her
>>693087638
do u have nudes?
>>693090322
am i actually supposed to believe she can play a guitar?
>>693090404
image search
>Best guess for this image: female
no fucking shit google
favourite milf, totally fuckable
>>693091017
>>693090646
who is this smarmy looking bitch?
>>693086674
Pig faced bitch
>>693090562
>not knowing katy perry is based
shouldn't you be posting bananas somewhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3vThqur6Pg
>>693091033
Excellent choice
>>693091017
>>693091057
qt petite feets
>>693091161
hey i'm a player and if i'm wrong, i'll be the first to admit. lemme download that and hear for myself
>>693090299
All her versions
she's not jimi hendrix but she can play a little
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GGJ2LStDX0
>>693080111
this bitch thinks that she looks like katy perry
Wifey. no challenge
Aubrey Plaza
>>693091358
see >>693091412
>>693091481
stop getting dumb tattoos you whore
>>693091412
she's so much prettier when not so made up and the green hair and shit.
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>>693091324
>>693091576
no. just no
>>693090430
I wish. She's such a cock tease
Tinashe
>>693091431
Moar
>>693091686
She's got some nip slips tho
>>693089404
Or some full-on Peter Brotzman. Love to hear that ass play some freak-out free jazz.
>>693086787
Der Untergang*
>>693091659
>pretending you dont want to be trapped in a headlock between Serena's massive ebony thighs for hours
>>693084841
This bitch is always at Disneyland
>>693091412
>she's not jimi hendrix but she can play a little
neither am i so i can't say much. i do a pretty mean voodoo chile but hey
>>693091572
sex sells
>>693092020
Please stop with Katy...
>>693091955
OK, busted
>>693092153
>post more katy
okay.
>>693090430
I think Gucci mane released a couple of her nudes
>>693092040
Nasty
>>693092304
No. Don't post more Katy. She's overrated and annoying.
>>693092020
alright granted she does have a kind of rough complextion, but shit, many people do. hell i do but i'm a guy, we can get away with it if we are otherwise good looking and have a alpha attitude. she just need enough makeup to cover that, but not more. it's a fine balance to hit
>>693091816
Zoe Seldana. NomNomNom
>>693092304
as >>>693092153 wishes!
Tell me you wouldn't..
>>693092534
yaknow, but a big gum bitch with no tits, she don't look half bad
>>693092304
>>693091847
>>693091686
noice, thx
>>693092304
>>693092561
Just stop... She's only attractive because of her tits...
>>693092694
she's got pretty eyes
>>693092826
so?
I also like her as, as a matter of fact
>>693093004
Really? What's so good about her ass?
>>693093124
it's female
>>693093004
yes, this. that's a nice big ass. she's like zooey what's her name, but built like a brick shithouse
>>693092727
No problem
>>693093191
Top kek. So?
>>693093257
Wow. Nicki's hot. Hotter than Katy, that's for sure
>>693088726
yes he is.
they are large not perfect. grow up underager
>>693092694
problem?
>>693092479
>Yes, post more Katy. She's underrated and adorable.
>>693092826
Her feet are also very nice, but...
>>693093004
yas, me too bruh
>>693088071
She's smoking hot until you read her Twitter feed. Typical Hollywood liberal.
>>693093257
>>693093465
>Kaffir
>Hot
>>693093465
b-but she's black
>>693093542
yeah, well aren't they all? women in general are brain dead. lefties more than most
>>693093471
Go back to sucking cock mate, this thread is for str8 men
>>693093465
Damn straight
>>693093490
>Yes, post more Katy. She's underrated and adorable.
No, she isn't. Stop posting Katy. I hate Katy. I will never like her...
>>693093675
You've got a point.
>>693093660
>b-but she's black
But she's still better looking than Katy...
>>693093700
That ass is so hot. Hnnng
>>693093700
nah thats a female gorilla lol
>>693093857
Nah
>>693093856
is that who i think it is?
>>693093727
>elaborately catfishing me into posting more katy with reverse psychology
well played, sir.
>>693093973
yes its maceroni
>>693093968
Yes.
Sara Jean without a second thought.
OK, about katy perry playing guitar. she plays guitar like mick jagger plays guitar. she holds it while she sings. nuff said
>>693093920
>>693093857
That's just like, your opinion, man.
>>693094031
>taylor swift
Alright mates, let's settle this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10669628
>>693086707
You know nothing, anon
>>693093999
WOW
that makes up for her not having tits
>>693080111
Can't even really explain why
>>693092040
fuck yes
>>693094037
jesus, she just gets hotter and fucking hotter don't she?
>>693094109
that's because they are singers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6oaXe2lw1Q
How bout Karen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_dyaXKO0mc
>>693081758
so much makeup her skin looks powderous, lipstick was seemingly applied by a child as it covers more than the lips, clumpy eyelashes, witch hands, hairy arms, meaningless and tacky tattoos
>>693094419
in oculus or whatever that movie was called. so hot.
>>693080111
>>693086787
Not german, pure bred romanian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandra_Maria_Lara
Kate Upton http://coed.com/2014/04/18/16-bouncy-kate-upton-easter-bunny-gifs-16-gifs/
A beautiful woman covers her body, she is not like a billboard beholden by everyone, but a painting in a private hall. Her duty is to be precious to her husband
>>693081616
Is that Donald Trump's wife?
>>693086707
>>693087377
>>693091017
>>693092541
>>693094077
>>693094143
>>693094620
Good taste. Everything else is dumpster tier.
>>693094583
yas
>>693095018
Never seen that art before, saved!
>>693095002
>zomg stop liking what i don't like
>>693088183
No jews
>>693094620
Rashida is about the prettiest woman i've ever seen. game over
>>693094260
thats bad ho right there
woof woof i want it
Anna Kendrick (fuxta)
http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/fuxtaposition/view/Anna_Kendrick_in_the_shower_6593262
>>693095242
mulatto mode: stamped, sealed, and approved
>>693089725
>Jazz talk
>No John zorn mentioned
Fucking plebs
>>693095153
i wish i had more ;-;
i was talking to this one drawfag about making a katy perry doujinshi but i lost his contact info
Jennifer Lawrence
>>693094574
my penis doesn't seem to care though.
so I don't either.
>>693092446
Shut up homo
>>693095309
>ctrl f
>no sarah shahi
>>693095519
Damn, I'd be kicking myself for losing that one. :(
Easy choice
>>693095500
found the jew
>>693095360
so you can sit there and tell me that this is not a beautiful woman? if so, you got problems dude
Bella Throne
My gift
Fuck imagine fucking Lia
>>693095877
She is beautiful. She's way prettier than the dozen of half-black half-white girls I've met irl that look like melted candles
R. Jones got all the good genes from both sides somehow. her dad looks like a bloated frog
Leah back in the day
>>693095709
A tragedy to be sure.
>>693091576
Found the nigger
>>693092446
Prefer Jack to Meg do you? Gaaayyyyyyy
>>693096170
Yeah, she's pretty haggard now, looks like a drag queen.
>>693096166
>her dad looks like a bloated frog
peggy lipton looked like ass too. she must have got it from grandma or something
>>693096426
what's wrong with drag queens?
>>693096435
maybe it's like red hair and it skips a generation sometimes
>>693092694
she was always too good for the dipshit brand she married.
>>693096577
genetics doesnt skip, its just rolling dice from a pool
a pool with mudsharks swimming in it
>>693091233
we are blessed with good taste anon
Don't judge me
>>693092832
Yeahh if necrophilia is your thing
>>693096170
i always wondered what people saw in her but now i think i know. god look at the hips on that girl. shit fire. i seriously don't think i'd have a problem burying my face in that. i would make a valiant effort to lick her cervix. i shit you knot
>>693096736
>a pool with mudsharks swimming in it
i gotta admit, that's funny as fuck
>>693096967
I will be here all night and there's two vouchers for watered down cocktails in your orientation folder.
Thanks, thanks.
>>693095206
shes the token jew so shes its ok
>>693094037
She's got some little big tits.
alright guys, let's step our game up a bit
before the image limit fade
eva green master race where you at nigga?
JoJo
/katy
>>693097741
now those are cock sucking lips. the term was invented for just those lips
>>693097881
yea she fine tho
>>693097974
>yea she fine tho
that's what i was getting at. and look at that nose. she is what i call "drop dead gorgeous"
>>693097666
she needs some leaks
>>693098144
take a look without photoshop and model makeup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Popplewell#/media/File:Anna_Popplewell_2013.jpg
she's like a pretty girl next door. 7/10 or so?
>>693098197
abso-fucking-lutely
>>693098197
are you serious? fatty with a scrunched turd face?
>>693098252
i'm sorry, but i prefer my women without makeup. i think she's prettier there as a do it herself makeup job quite honestly. i just think women are generally pretty as hell anyway, and the makeup just kind of takes away from that and makes it sort of fake. just my opinion. i don't like perfume either, i want to smell the girl, not perfume
>>693091033
she'll blow you for a few grams of coke probably
>>693098491
i mainly want to smell their pussy and their armpits. the pheromones drive me nuts. but not girls that you can smell from 4 feet away because they need a wash. you feel me?
>>693098544
shit i need her p# then lol
>>693080655
shit bait mate
>>693098647
yep, i get it. you know what i mean. i'm not such an armpit guy but yeah, the pheromones. you are dead on it. it's a pack thing. we're closer to wolves than anybody will admit
>>693087154
Who dis
>>693098940
the armpit is where its AT MAN YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS
>>693099107
bella thorne i think
overrated ho w/o accomplishments
>>693099152
>the armpit is where its AT MAN YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS
naw, i'm more into smelling my wife's hair and her neck and shoulders. especially her hair. god she smells so much better than i do. even when she hasn't had a shower, jesus on a fucking crutch she smells good.
>>693086787
My nigga
>>693099402
maybe it has to do with age. im 30, how old are you
>>693099194
>bella thorne
no pedo, but am i wrong, wasn't she way cuter when she was younger? i know, she's legal now and everything, but she just seems played out at this point, and as >>693099194 said
>w/o accomplishments
so why is she even a thang? like kardashian, famous for being famous?
>>693099574
let me put it this way. i'm a little over 30. a way little over 30
>>693099619
she was super hot and cute at 16 and 17
now she has to either become an actress or as you said, sell her pussy to niggers
>>693081616
>>693094964
pêtra verkaik
>>693099683
well go get a testosterone injection and then try the armpit again
>>693099767
dude, i've been awake and drinking vodka for 35 hours. my wife has slept twice since i was in bed the last time. i don't need a testosterone shot. if anything, i need a calming agent
>>693099918
we'd make good friends i think
>>693100103
i'm down
>>693100103
this isn't by any chance my drummer from Saskatchewan is it?
>>693100299
nope im in louisiana, usa
i drink tito's out of austin tx
>>693100486
ok, i thought you sounded a very much lot like my drummer/guitarist from camadia. same age and everything. i was going to tell him, busted on /b/
>>693100486
so louisiana, i'm in SC. southern boys huh?
>>693100605
at any rate, 3 cheers for a 35 hour drunk
try some sleep bubba
>>693095702
its a celeb thread you mongo
>>693100893
southern pride since 1750
french and spanish settlers
>>693099918
>drinking vodka for 35 hours
how are you still awake?
>>693100917
>try some sleep bubba
naw, i been doing this for a long time. it all goes back to my cocaine days when i was a teenager. my high school graduation quote was "I can make it snow"
they never did get it. duh
>>693088586
Triggered kek
>>693101163
>how are you still awake?
see this post for an explain
>>693101174
>>693101211
>Triggered kek
jesus, i posted that like 4 hours ago. you just wake up or something?
>>693101163
>how are you still awake?
and seriously, i can do this standing on my head, as they say. i've done 3 and 4 day road shows and not slept a wink. then i go down for 48 hours sleep straight. it's all about a trade off. i can do it, but it's hell to pay when the pay comes due. especially the older you get, the more pay comes due.
>>693101174
your dna is going to fuck up
its like huffing diesel fumes all day; you can get used to it but it dont make it good for you
>>693101688
everybody dies eventually, that's what i say
Aaaaaand yet the thread made the image limit.
>>693102023
only because i came through with some hot as fuck Caity Lotz pics
thank you, thank you very much
ok guys, SC out, image limit attained hours ago, thread dead
